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On Skyrat Station, your job defines a little bit about your character and who they are akin to a class. Every job gets a different and unique set of equipment as well as [[identification_card|access]]. Keep in mind that you should restrict each character to two skill sets, such as engineering and security, service and medical, or science and medical. More can be read about this in [[rules]].  
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== Useful Links ==
On Skyrat Station, your job defines a little bit about your character and who they are akin to a class. Every job gets a different and unique set of equipment as well as [[ID|access]]. Keep in mind that you should restrict each character to two skill sets, such as engineering and security, service and medical, or science and medical. More can be read about this in [[rules]].  
''Most of these are meant to be comedic in nature, rules take priority over funny meme''.  
''Most of these are meant to be comedic in nature, rules take priority over funny meme''.  
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== Useful Links ==
* [[Chain of Command]]
* [[Chain of Command]]
* [[Corporate Regulations]]
* [[Corporate Regulations]]
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![[File:Generic_captain.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
![[File:Generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Secure the nuclear authentication disk and deal with any station-wide issues, as well as feuds between heads of staff. Watch your home burn to the ground.
|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Secure the nuclear authentication disk and deal with any station-wide issues, as well as feuds between heads of staff. Watch your home burn to the ground.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Generic_Blueshield.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Blueshield]]<br>[[Blueshield]]
![[File:Generic_Blueshield.png|64px|link=Blueshield]]<br>[[Blueshield]]
|<s>Protect</s> Babysit the heads, Follow the <s>heads</s> Captain around like a lost puppy. Occasionally protect them from harm but usually sit in a room while they do "valuable" work. Drink yourself to death because of your awful job. Watch the heads abuse power. Be forced to watch your captain entertain his guests.
|<s>Protect</s> Babysit the heads, Follow the <s>heads</s> Captain around like a lost puppy. Occasionally protect them from harm but usually sit in a room while they do "valuable" work. Drink yourself to death because of your awful job. Watch the heads abuse power. Be forced to watch your captain entertain his guests.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_Nanotrasen_representative.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=NanoTransen Representative]]<br>[[NanoTransen Representative]]
![[File:Generic_Nanotrasen_representative.png|64px|link=Nanotrasen Consultant]]<br>[[Nanotrasen Consultant]]
|Try to manage all of the heads of staff. Realize that you're just a Central Command babysitter. Represent NanoTransen poorly. Die in maintence after being invited to a "business meeting."
|Try to manage all of the heads of staff. Realize that you're just a Central Command babysitter. Represent Nanotrasen poorly. Die in maintenance after being invited to a "business meeting."
!Medium-Hard
!Medium-Hard
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![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
|Make sure your team is doing their job and is upholding the law. Protect the station against [[antagonists|your enemies]] and look cool as shit while doing so. Watch in helpless silence as your officers beat each other to death over petty squabbles. Politely remind the warden that breaking a prisoner's kneecaps over a minor incident is against company records. Die in the first shootout you get into.  
|Make sure your team is doing their job and is upholding the law. Protect the station against [[#Antagonists|your enemies]] and look cool as shit while doing so. Watch in helpless silence as your officers beat each other to death over petty squabbles. Politely remind the warden that breaking a prisoner's kneecaps over a minor incident is against company records. Die in the first shootout you get into.  
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
|Sit in your office and watch the cameras as well as crew monitor. Set anyone to arrest who breaks the law and is wanted. Make sure to update the records frequently. Watch the prisoners build baseball bats and hatchets to stare menacingly at you from the walls. Watch your officers refuse to process prisoners manually and dump their corpses in front of your office. Sip your coffee with a sigh.
|Sit in your office and watch the cameras as well as crew monitor. Set anyone to arrest who breaks the law and is wanted. Make sure to update the records frequently. Watch the prisoners build baseball bats and hatchets to stare menacingly at you from the walls. Watch your officers refuse to process prisoners manually and dump their corpses in front of your office. Sip your coffee with a sigh.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_Security_sergeant.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Security Sergeant]]<br>[[Security Sergeant]]
![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
| Become the embodiment of shitsec. Grunt your way around and baton people for looking at you wrong. Break up menial bar fights or fight off a [[Nuclear Operative|Syndicate nuke-OP]] that you are not equipped enough for because the alert is to goddamn low. Get mocked by the crew for being incompetent when you are the only one actually trying in security. Drink Quadruple Sec to drown in your sorrows. Be bwoinked because you didn't type eight paragraphs before batoning the active shooter.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
|The detective is both a useless and incredibly useful job. The problem is, anyone can point a scanner at something and match the DNA, but not everyone has access. Typically people will ask you to a crime scene to scan everything around it and match up stuff. Your secondary job is to interrogate criminals who break the [[Space-Law|law]] in a high capacity.
|The detective is both a useless and incredibly useful job. The problem is, anyone can point a scanner at something and match the DNA, but not everyone has access. Typically people will ask you to a crime scene to scan everything around it and match up stuff. Your secondary job is to interrogate criminals who break the [[Space-Law|law]] in a high capacity.
!<span style="display: none;”">a</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;”">a</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
| Become the embodiment of shitsec. Grunt your way around and baton people for looking at you wrong. Break up menial bar fights or fight off a [[Nuclear Operative|Syndicate nuke-OP]] that you are not equipped enough for because the alert is to goddamn low. Get mocked by the crew for being incompetent when you are the only one actually trying in security. Drink Quadruple Sec to drown in your sorrows. Be bwoinked because you didn't type eight paragraphs before batoning the active shooter.
| Become the embodiment of shitsec. Grunt your way around and baton people for looking at you wrong. Break up menial bar fights or fight off a [[Nuclear Operative|Syndicate nuke-OP]] that you are not equipped enough for because the alert is to goddamn low. Get mocked by the crew for being incompetent when you are the only one actually trying in security. Drink Quadruple Sec to drown in your sorrows. Be bwoinked because you didn't type eight paragraphs before batoning the active shooter.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_Security_medic.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Security Medic]]<br>[[Security Medic]]
![[File:Generic_Corrections_officer.png|64px|link=Corrections Officer]]<br>[[Corrections Officer]]
|Join Security because they pay better. Think that you get to do surgery and act like a normal medical doctor. Realize that you're just a glorified paramedic with a gun. Fix all the people that security shoot. Realize that your gun is just a shittier version of what security gets. Battle the CMO for the title of fastest dart-gun in the west.
|Be the Warden's punching bag whenever anything goes wrong. Watch as the prisoner's do literally nothing. Get bored and try to fashion yourself with a real baton and disabler, get upset when the [[Head of Security|HOS]] denies your request.
!Medium
!Easy
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![[File:Generic_Corrections_officer.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Corrections Officer]]<br>[[Corrections Officer]]
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![[File:Generic_ce.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
![[File:Generic_ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
|The Chief Engineer in all aspects is essentially a glorified Station Engineer with extra equipment, then again that can be said for most heads of staff. Have total and complete knowledge of every pipe and wire on the station. Utterly forget how to do anything but basic wiring. Be the only person who knows how to set up the supermatter. Blame the other engineers when it goes nuclear. Protect poly from the horde of annoyed crewmembers when she finds a headset.
|The Chief Engineer in all aspects is essentially a glorified Station Engineer with extra equipment, then again that can be said for most heads of staff. Have total and complete knowledge of every pipe and wire on the station. Utterly forget how to do anything but basic wiring. Be the only person who knows how to set up the supermatter. Blame the other engineers when it goes nuclear. Protect poly from the horde of annoyed crewmembers when she finds a headset.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_engineer.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
![[File:Generic_engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
|Keep the station from exploding too much. Patch up the holes when it inevitably does. Build a massive, complex side-project with it's own wiring, atmospherics, and station nodes. Be depressed when nobody finds it as impressive as you. Do solars instead because you're scared of the SM.
|Keep the station from exploding too much. Patch up the holes when it inevitably does. Build a massive, complex side-project with it's own wiring, atmospherics, and station nodes. Be depressed when nobody finds it as impressive as you. Do solars instead because you're scared of the SM.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_atmos_tech.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
![[File:Generic_atmos_tech.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
|Be the single-smartest person on the station. Redo all of the pipes because everyone's choking to death from a one inch breach. Scrub plasma out of every single room because the AI's going insane. Get blasted out into space never to be seen again by a misaligned gas pipe. Give the crew their tasty oxygen.
|Be the single-smartest person on the station. Redo all of the pipes because everyone's choking to death from a one inch breach. Scrub plasma out of every single room because the AI's going insane. Get blasted out into space never to be seen again by a misaligned gas pipe. Give the crew their tasty oxygen.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_Engineering_guard.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Departmental Guards]]<br>[[Departmental Guards|Engineering Guard]]
![[File:Generic_Engineering_guard.png|64px|link=Departmental Guards]]<br>[[Departmental Guards|Engineering Guard]]
|TEMP
|Watch over every project that engineers do. Weep because you have no idea what's going on in your own department. Defend atmospherics or die trying. Realize that nobody actually attacks engineering anymore. Question what choices in life lead you to be the gate guard of the world's deadliest crystal reactor.
!Medium
!Medium
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![[File:Generic_rd.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
![[File:Generic_rd.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
|Oversee see your glorious purple domain. Lock weird aliens inside of a chamber, and then poke them. Ask your scientists what they're doing, be horrified by the results. Be the single most well-armed person on the station. Throw your entire department's funding at the B.E.P.I.S. Live in abject poverty.
|Oversee see your glorious purple domain. Lock weird aliens inside of a chamber, and then poke them. Ask your scientists what they're doing, be horrified by the results. Be the single most well-armed person on the station. Throw your entire department's funding at the B.E.P.I.S. Live in abject poverty.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_Geneticist.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
![[File:Generic_Geneticist.png|64px|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
|Give yourself tourette's. Harness the infinite power of genetics and transformation to create the ultimate life-form. Be told instantly no one is allowed to use them. Get telekinesis and be the single most hated person on the station. Abuse monkeys.
|Give yourself Tourette's. Harness the infinite power of genetics and transformation to create the ultimate life-form. Be told instantly no one is allowed to use them. Get telekinesis and be the single most hated person on the station. Abuse monkeys.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_scientist.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
![[File:Generic_scientist.png|64px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
|Enact your fantasies of [[guide_to_toxins|bomb making]] and dissection of alien creatures. Blow all of your points on xenoarcheology and slime-breeding, disappear to never be seen again until the last 2 minutes of the shift. Make the least possible ethical circuitry machines. Do horrible, horrible things to the [[Clown]] in the name of science.
|Enact your fantasies of [[guide_to_toxins|bomb making]] and dissection of alien creatures. Blow all of your points on xenoarchaeology and slime-breeding, disappear to never be seen again until the last 2 minutes of the shift. Make the least possible ethical circuitry machines. Do horrible, horrible things to the [[Clown]] in the name of science.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_roboticist.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
![[File:Generic_roboticist.png|64px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
|Beg the RD to let you build dangerous mechs. Be bwoinked seconds after building your 8th gygax without permission. Be in an uncomfortably intimate relationship with your cyborgs. Fuck with their laws constantly. Get lynched for doing so. Generate an infinite product line of cleanbots. Watch your metal domain flourish. Be shot instantly for wasting all of the mats.
|Beg the RD to let you build dangerous mechs. Be bwoinked seconds after building your 8th gygax without permission. Be in an uncomfortably intimate relationship with your cyborgs. Fuck with their laws constantly. Get lynched for doing so. Generate an infinite product line of cleanbots. Watch your metal domain flourish. Be shot instantly for wasting all of the mats.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_Vanguard_operative.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Vanguard Operative]]<br>[[Vanguard Operative]]
![[File:Generic_Science_guard.png|64px|link=Departmental Guards]]<br>[[Departmental Guards|Science Guard]]
|Rob every division on station for "gateway supplies." Realize that you have the best melee weapon on station. Relinquish that title after you go off station. Jump through the gateway with a ton of <s>sacrifices</s> volunteers. Bring all of your gateway loot on station to flex on the rest of the station. Get bwoinked after an assistant shoves you and steals your gun.
|Protect science with your life. Quickly notice that science only needs to be defended from itself. Sit in your office because nobody in science will talk to you. Question why there are 20 uranium toilets (and a single plasma wall) lining the halls of the science lab. Avoid xenobio like the plague in fear of the dark magic that they commit within.
!Hard
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![[File:Generic_Science_guard.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Departmental Guards]]<br>[[Departmental Guards|Science Guard]]
|TEMP
!Medium
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![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Gently remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors <s>and threaten to make them wish they did if they don’t.</s> Beat your doctors for attempting to turn someone into a monkey. Sample your own product. Heal the entirety of the station in under 2 minutes and be called a shitter because you forgot one assistant in deep space without their suit sensors. Be the fastest dart-gun in the west.
|Gently remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors <s>and threaten to make them wish they did if they don’t.</s> Beat your doctors for attempting to turn someone into a monkey. Sample your own product. Heal the entirety of the station in under 2 minutes and be called a shitter because you forgot one assistant in deep space without their suit sensors. Be the fastest dart-gun in the west.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_Medical_Doctor.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
![[File:Generic_Medical_Doctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
|Preform unethical surgery in the name of medical advancement. Be screamed at desperately to open the doors mid-smoke break. Do revival surgery on every body to no-one's amusement but your own. Forgot about medical ethics whenever someone steals your epinephine. Be extremely confused about bobmed.
|Preform unethical surgery in the name of medical advancement. Be screamed at desperately to open the doors mid-smoke break. Do revival surgery on every body to no-one's amusement but your own. Forgot about medical ethics whenever someone steals your epinephrine. Be extremely confused about bobmed.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_Paramedic.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Paramedic]]<br>[[Paramedic]]
![[File:Generic_Paramedic.png|64px|link=Paramedic]]<br>[[Paramedic]]
|Chase down an assistant with 5 brute damage to force him to take your special medicine. Sedate everyone who poses a threat to your department. Forget you don't have the access of a regular doctor. Die in a firefight while trying to revive everyone.
|Chase down an assistant with 5 brute damage to force him to take your special medicine. Sedate everyone who poses a threat to your department. Forget you don't have the access of a regular doctor. Die in a firefight while trying to revive everyone.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_Chemist.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
![[File:Generic_Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
|Make chemicals for the Medical Doctors to use and other roles, such as botany and occasionally the bar. Spend the entire shift snorting chemicals off of your department's floor. Try to experiment a little and blow yourself up horribly.  
|Make chemicals for the Medical Doctors to use and other roles, such as botany and occasionally the bar. Spend the entire shift snorting chemicals off of your department's floor. Try to experiment a little and blow yourself up horribly.  
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_virologist.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
![[File:Generic_virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
|Spend all shift working on a healing virus, accidentally give it the smallest drawback, be lynched almost instantly. Only be useful when gateways are open or sentient disease is rolled. Desperately wish your RNG was better.
|Spend all shift working on a healing virus, accidentally give it the smallest drawback, be lynched almost instantly. Only be useful when gateways are open or sentient disease is rolled. Desperately wish your RNG was better.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_Orderly.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Departmental Guards]]<br>[[Departmental Guards|Orderly]]
![[Coroner]]
|TEMP
|Maintain the morgue. Hang out with dead bodies. Get told you're weird by the others in medical.
!Easy
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![[File:Generic_Orderly.png|64px|link=Departmental Guards]]<br>[[Departmental Guards|Orderly]]
|Stand proud that you're the most useful department guard. Protect medbay from the hordes of mentally insane that attack it from within. Steal the syringe gun for safety reasons. Beat medical doctors so that the CMO doesn't have to. Act as a glorified paramedic when everything goes terribly.
!Medium
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![[File:Generic_qm.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
![[File:Generic_qm.png|64px|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
|Beg your cargo Techs not to talk about the cargonia joke. Defend your pets with your life. Watch over your cargo tech's orders, and cry internally as your precious credits go down the drain. Forget you're a real head.
|Beg your cargo Techs not to talk about the cargonia joke. Defend your pets with your life. Watch over your cargo tech's orders, and cry internally as your precious credits go down the drain. Forget you're a real head.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_cargotech.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
![[File:Generic_cargotech.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
|Push crates onto shuttle, be chased by bees off the shuttle. Forget who ordered what. Scream over comms every time someone's random order they forgot about arrives. Don't let security find your gun stash.  
|Push crates onto shuttle, be chased by bees off the shuttle. Forget who ordered what. Scream over comms every time someone's random order they forgot about arrives. Don't let security find your gun stash.  
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_shaftminer.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
![[File:Generic_shaftminer.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
|The asteroids these guys were sent to before now seem like a nice summer break to the hellish landscape that is lava land. Gather ore in your funny bag, cry to science when they forget you exist and nothing ever gets upgraded. Beat a dragon to death with your hands, or die trying. Obliterate the first person who accidentally clicks on you with harm intent with your OP weapons you found.
|The asteroids these guys were sent to before now seem like a nice summer break to the hellish landscape that is lava land. Gather ore in your funny bag, cry to science when they forget you exist and nothing ever gets upgraded. Beat a dragon to death with your hands, or die trying. Obliterate the first person who accidentally clicks on you with harm intent with your OP weapons you found.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_Customs_Agent.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Departmental Guards]]<br>[[Departmental Guards|Customs Agent]]
![[File:Generic_Customs_Agent.png|64px|link=Departmental Guards]]<br>[[Departmental Guards|Customs Agent]]
|TEMP
|Quickly realize that nobody actually attacks cargo and that your job is essentially to act as a cargo tech with a stun baton. Defend cargo from the only threat they know, and that is those who wish to use the autolathe without permission. Get first dibs on all of the guns that cargo orders.
!Medium
!Medium
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|-style="font-weight:bold; color: white;text-align:center;"  
! style='background-color:#03BA0F; width:125px;'  |Job
! style='background-color:#03870C; width:125px;'  |Job
! style='background-color:#03BA0F'                |Role
! style='background-color:#03870C'                |Role
! style='background-color:#03BA0F; width:100px;'  |Difficulty
! style='background-color:#03870C; width:100px;'  |Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
|Manage the service department and the changing of identification card access. Be the essential second in command of the station and try to do the [[Captain]]'s job when they aren’t there. Refuse the Clown All access. Protect IAN with your life.
|Manage the service department and the changing of identification card access. Be the essential second in command of the station and try to do the [[Captain]]'s job when they aren’t there. Refuse the Clown All access. Protect IAN with your life.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_janitor.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
![[File:Generic_janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
|In a hazardous station, the janitor’s job is never done. Cry when your janicart is pushed into deep-space by a conga-line of assistants. Hold security at gunpoint to stop tracking blood on the floor. Throw cleaning grenades directly into the chef's kitchen. Eventually give up and take a nap in your office.
|In a hazardous station, the janitor’s job is never done. Cry when your janicart is pushed into deep-space by a conga-line of assistants. Hold security at gunpoint to stop tracking blood on the floor. Throw cleaning grenades directly into the chef's kitchen. Eventually give up and take a nap in your office.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_barman.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]
![[File:Generic_barman.png|64px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]
|Stand behind your barcounter, and give away free drinks. Watch as people awkwardly flirt with each other while you stand there polishing a glass. Grab your gun every time the clown walks into your bar. Shatter the kneecaps of barhoppers. Forget how to make a bloody mary.
|Stand behind your bar counter, and give away free drinks. Watch as people awkwardly flirt with each other while you stand there polishing a glass. Grab your gun every time the clown walks into your bar. Shatter the kneecaps of bar hoppers. Forget how to make a [[Guide_to_drinks#Bloody_Mary|Bloody Mary]].
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_chef.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Cook]]<br>[[Cook]]
![[File:Generic_chef.png|64px|link=Cook]]<br>[[Cook]]
|Make food for the crew. Don't let anyone see your gibber. Silently harvest organs from the morgue to feed the weaning cries of the starving crew. Be the most dangerous person on the station as long as you're in your kitchen. Say 'mama-mia!'
|Make food for the crew. Don't let anyone see your gibber. Silently harvest organs from the morgue to feed the weaning cries of the starving crew. Be the most dangerous person on the station as long as you're in your kitchen. Say 'mama-mia!'
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_botanist.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
![[File:Generic_botanist.png|64px|link=Botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
|Be screamed at by the chef to make thousands of ingredients. Deliver on none of them. Be the station's main source of wood. Smoke '''so''' much weed, dude. Become the most powerful entity on station.
|Be screamed at by the chef to make thousands of ingredients. Deliver on none of them. Be the station's main source of wood. Smoke '''so''' much weed, dude. Become the most powerful entity on station.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
|Honk! Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for all access. Honk! Prank the CMO until he commits suicide out of frustration. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK! '''Kill god.''' HONK!
|Honk! Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for all access. Honk! Prank the CMO until he commits suicide out of frustration. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK! '''Kill god.''' HONK!
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_mime.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Mime]]<br>[[Mime]]
![[File:Generic_mime.png|64px|link=Mime]]<br>[[Mime]]
|''*wave''
|''*wave''
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>...
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>...
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
|Get people drunk. Run around the station looking for people you're allowed to behead with your armory of pop-culture references. Behead corpses if you can't find any. Be best friends with security, despite the fact that they should probably arrest you for your murderous tendencies. *Pray nonstop. Get smited.
|Get people drunk. Run around the station looking for people you're allowed to behead with your armory of pop-culture references. Behead corpses if you can't find any. Be best friends with security, despite the fact that they should probably arrest you for your murderous tendencies. *Pray nonstop. Get smited.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_librarian.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Curator]]<br>[[Curator]]
![[File:Generic_librarian.png|64px|link=Curator]]<br>[[Curator]]
|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. """""Find""""" treasure for your exhibit. Realize that you're not a librarian and release your inner dominatrix via the whip. Vandalize the front of the brig with erotica engravings. Use your whip to make CentCom be confused about why all the tasers and batons are in space. Clean the semgma from your carpet.
|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. """""Find""""" treasure for your exhibit. Realize that you're not a librarian and release your inner dominatrix via the whip. Vandalize the front of the brig with erotica engravings. Use your whip to make CentCom be confused about why all the tasers and batons are in space. Clean the smegma from your carpet.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|class=pixelart|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.  Occasionally find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation. Pick 'Internal affairs agent' and cry when no one takes you seriously.
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.  Occasionally find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation. Pick 'Internal affairs agent' and cry when no one takes you seriously.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_psychologist.png‎|64px|class=pixelart|link=Psychologist]]<br>[[Psychologist]]
![[File:Generic_psychologist.png‎|64px|link=Psychologist]]<br>[[Psychologist]]
|Pursue the fruitless endeavor of trying to provide mental healthcare aboard a station staffed near exclusively with violent sociopaths, give up on that and chillax in your office. Help catgirls work out all of their stress on your couch.
|Pursue the fruitless endeavor of trying to provide mental healthcare aboard a station staffed near exclusively with violent sociopaths, give up on that and chillax in your office. Help catgirls work out all of their stress on your couch.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_Barber.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Barber]]<br>[[Barber]]
![[File:Generic_Barber.png|64px|link=Barber]]<br>[[Barber]]
|TEMP
|Run your own Salon on the station and get bored very quick when people do not visit it. Give the one person that does visit a <s>horrible</s> fashionable makeover and overcharge them for your work. Spend half of your time in the bar, slowly realizing that you are an assistant with scissors
!Easy
!Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_Bouncer.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Departmental Guards]]<br>[[Departmental Guards|Bouncer]]
![[File:Generic_Bouncer.png|64px|link=Departmental Guards]]<br>[[Departmental Guards|Bouncer]]
|TEMP
|Throw people out of the bar so that the bartender doesn't have to. Sit around and look pretty. Do all of service's job when they sulk off to do horrible things.
!Medium
!Medium
|-
|}
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! style='background-color: grey; width:100px;'  |Difficulty
! style='background-color: grey; width:100px;'  |Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_assistant.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
![[File:Generic_assistant.png|64px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the Clown. Never assist anyone. Be a walking cum-dispenser.
|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit. Beat the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the Clown. Never assist anyone.
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_Prisoner.png|64px|class=pixelart|link=Prisoner]]<br>[[Prisoner]]
![[File:Generic_Prisoner.png|64px|link=Prisoner]]<br>[[Prisoner]]
|Lock yourselves up in perma by somehow building walls. Have security barge in 20 minutes later. Throw a party.
|Lock yourselves up in perma by somehow building walls. Have security barge in 20 minutes later. Throw a party and do nothing all round.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|}
|}


== Non-human ==
== Synthetics ==


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! style='background-color:#5589c5; width:100px;'  |Difficulty
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|-
![[File:AI.gif|64px|link=AI|class=pixelart]]<br>[[AI]]
![[File:AI.gif|64px|link=AI|class=pixelart]]<br>[[AI]]
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!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Shade.png|64px|link=Construct|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Construct]]
![[File:Posibrain.gif|64px|class=pixelart|link=Positronic Brain]]<br>[[Positronic Brain]]
|Get wrecked by cult, or change map preference to meta and tip your fedora at the chaplain. Laugh at the assistant trying to punch you, then get killed by a simplemob carp. Start beefs with other constructs for getting the first shell. Ask to be a Juggernaut and get <s>spaced</s> Wraith instead.
|Sit on the ground and activate your slow-clap processor until someone turns you into a borg. Beg to be put into an AI shell. Pray that someone gives you a funny lawset.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy to Medium
!<span style="display:none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Statue.png|64px|link=Imaginary Friend|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Imaginary Friend]]
|Yell at your host VERY loudly. Pray for divine vocal cords. Dispense bad advice. Constantly nag your host to not believe the lies of !!BIG PHARMA!!. Make erotic emote gestures at whoever is beating your host to death.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Hideyhider.png|64px|link=Split Personality|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Split Personality]]
|Q: What are you planning to do? A: Well, big boy, it's a toss-up between running into that shocked grille currently venting into space over there, and that [[Emag|emagged]] recycler over here. What do ya think?
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy to Very Hard
|-
![[File:Ghost2.png|64px|link=Ghost|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Ghost]]
|Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Admin help. <s>Omnighost</s> Orbit around <s>the singulo</s> whoever has the highest bodycount. <s>Watch ERP</s>. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja. Follow an antag like some form of ethereal dog pile. Be upset enough about <s>said antag</s> '''literally everything''' to rival industrial salt mining. Be made visible by Wizards and rat out <s>other antags</s> innocent assistants.
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly!
|}
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=== Main Antagonists ===
=== Main Antagonists ===
Main Antagonists are typically the primary antagonist of a single round, and form the backbone of how a round progresses.
Main Antagonists are typically the primary antagonist of a single round, and form the backbone of how a round progresses.
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![[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Traitor|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Traitor]]
![[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Traitor|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Traitor]]
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|-
|-
![[File:Not_Malf.gif|64px|link=Malfunctioning AI|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Malfunctioning AI]]
![[File:Not_Malf.gif|64px|link=Malfunctioning AI|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Malfunctioning AI]]
|"Forget" to remind the crew about suit sensors. Get your borg destroyed/emaged five minutes into the shift. Let people into your upload only to stun/kill them a second later. Flood the station with <s>plasma</s> screams of the clown being beat to death by security over the intercom. Get unceremoniously carded and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant with an EVA suit.
|"Forget" to remind the crew about suit sensors. Get your borg destroyed/emagged five minutes into the shift. Let people into your upload only to stun/kill them a second later. Flood the station with <s>plasma</s> screams of the clown being beat to death by security over the intercom. Get unceremoniously carded and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant with an EVA suit.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Changeling|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Changeling]]
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]]
|Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway. Sting everyone who walks past you. Realize your armblade is bootleg AA. Be cremated instantly.
|Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway. Sting everyone who walks past you. Realize your armblade is bootleg AA. Be cremated instantly.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Nuclear Operative|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Nuclear Operative|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Nuclear Operative]]
|Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian. Slip on a piece of soap. Die.
|Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian. Slip on a piece of soap. Die.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Cultist.png|64px|link=Blood Cult|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Blood Cult|Blood Cultist]]
![[File:Cultist.png|64px|link=Blood Cult|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Blood Cult|Blood Cultist]]
|Scribble runes with your own blood. Summon eldritch gods. Rock out with your <s>cock</s> cult blade out and get arrested. Larp being a vampire.
|Scribble runes with your own blood. Summon eldritch gods. Rock out with your cult blade out and get arrested. Larp being a vampire.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
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|FORTI GY AMA!! EI NATH!!
|FORTI GY AMA!! EI NATH!!
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
|}
|}


=== Side Antagonists ===
=== Other Antagonists ===
Side antagonists are secondary antagonists that are either subservient to other, main, antagonists, or have a small chance to appear during any round type. Side antagonists tend to be slightly less powerful than their main counterparts.
Side antagonists are secondary antagonists that are either subservient to other main antagonists, or have a small chance to appear during any round type. Side antagonists tend to be slightly less powerful than their main counterparts.
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!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Shadowperson.png|64px|link=Obsessed|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Obsessed]]
![[File:Generic_obsessed.png|64px|link=Obsessed]]<br>[[Obsessed]]
|Try to act creepy and shifty. Fail because everyone's a miserable bastard in this shithole.  
|Try to act creepy and shifty. Fail because everyone's a miserable bastard in this shithole.  
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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|Die, and die, and die. Be accursed by the "Coderbus" that lies above to be almost completely inconsequential.
|Die, and die, and die. Be accursed by the "Coderbus" that lies above to be almost completely inconsequential.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
|-
|}
=== Depreciated Antagonists ===
These antagonists, for one reason or another, are no longer in the normal gamemode rotation. Beware: these antagonists may appear due to malevolent [[Admins|Space God]] shenanigans, so don't rule them out entirely.
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![[File:Monkey.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Monkey|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Game Mode#Monkey|Monkey]]
|Original game mode was buggy and usually a steam roll, newer versions were one sided against the monkeys. However, Jungle Fever may make a return someday.
|Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes. Spend the next two hours as a ghost.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:servant_of_ratvar.png|64px|link=Clockwork Cul|class=pixelartt]]<br>[[Clockwork Cult|Clockwork Cultist]]
|Poor thing went through more iterations than any other antagonist. In the beginning, it was a blood cult imitator with turrets which was based around converting silicons. By the end, it was a bunch of kidnapping clock golems. Most rounds, it ended in a steamroll either for the cult, or for the crew. In the former case, the cultists would just sit around twiddling their thumbs for 10 minutes, in the latter case, security would bust through and end the cult in 1 minute. Throughout its existence, it was riddled with bugs and other exploits. Examples include:
* The Eminence teleporting maxcaps into the brig
* The crew purposely blowing up the SM to deny power to the cult
* Stargazer spam around the AI sat
* Cogscarab brass replication exploits
Currently the Clockwork Cult is removed from the normal rotation of game modes, albeit the code is still in the game and spawnable by admemes.
|Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Start a steampunk book club and kill all the old-fashioned book clubbers. Invoke a bunch of anime people to summon Ratvar. Make <s>everyone</s> <s>absolutely nobody</s> a few people at /vg/ mad by stealing their antagonist.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium to <s>Unwinnable</s> Effortless
|-
![[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Overthrow|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Overthrow|Syndicate Mutineer]]
|Overthrow ended up being a damn confusing gamemode. Examples include how unclear it was if the other agent teams were working with or against you, or how the points system worked, not to mention the poor wording of the Overthrown AI lawset. Numerous bugs surfaced that didn't all get fixed, and the gamemode ended up being recognized as one of the least-liked gamemodes after a vote was taken.
The mode's future is uncertain.
|Arrive on the station as a Traitor with less gear but the ability to awaken the Syndicate sleeper agent in everybody. Cooperate with other teams to stage the perfect coup (or don't and just fight each other, fuck those guys). Roll up with your posse on a quest to become the most powerful <s>[[Gang]]</s> Syndicate team.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Assimilation|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Assimilation|Hivemind Host]]
|Stand around in places and add unwitting humans to your hivemind. Hijack the minds of crewmembers and have them do [[Traitor#Murder 101|the dirty work]] for you. Have a random vessel get implanted and security wailing down on you 30 minutes into the shift.
|Be a conversion stealth antag. Use One Mind and become unstunnable with magic abilities that are only ever fun for yourself.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
|-
|}
|}


== Special ==
== Special ==
 
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![[File:Ashwalker.png|link=Lavaland/Space Role|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Lavaland/Space Role]]
![[File:Ashwalker.png|link=Ghost Role policy#Ashwalkers|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Ghost Role policy#Ashwalkers|Ashwalker]]
|Die to ash storms. Die to an asteroid. Die to lava. Die when a Security strike team teleports into your base. Die to a Miner. Die in general.
|Die to ash storms. Die to an asteroid. Die to lava. Die when a Security strike team teleports into your base. Die to a Miner. Die in general.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Icewalker.png|link=Ghost Role policy#Icewalkers]]<br>[[Ghost Role policy#Icewalkers|Icewalker]]
|Fight a bear with your axe. Die to said bear. Use *meow constantly. Pray to Odin. LARP as a Viking. Bring miners to your home. Be bwoinked for not reading the rules.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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![[File:centcomofficial.png|64px|link=CentCom Official|class=pixelart]]<br>[[CentCom Official]]
![[File:centcomofficial.png|64px|link=CentCom Official|class=pixelart]]<br>[[CentCom Official]]
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!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
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![[File:deathsquadofficer.png|64px|link=Death Squad|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Death Squad|Death Squad Officer]]
![[File:deathsquadofficer.png|64px|link=Death squad|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Death squad|Death Squad Officer]]
|Beg for DS, spawn in at CentCom, kill an admin who was trying to tell you your mission, get gibbed, beg for another chance. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶o̶b̶l̶i̶v̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶r̶i̶f̶l̶e̶ laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping and the Clown can't fire your DNA-locked rifle. Shoot the Clown with your Mateba Revolver.
|Beg for DS, spawn in at CentCom, kill an admin who was trying to tell you your mission, get gibbed, beg for another chance. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶o̶b̶l̶i̶v̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶r̶i̶f̶l̶e̶ laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping and the Clown can't fire your DNA-locked rifle. Shoot the Clown with your Mateba Revolver.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Shade.png|64px|link=Construct|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Construct]]
|Get wrecked by cult, or change map preference to meta and tip your fedora at the chaplain. Laugh at the assistant trying to punch you, then get killed by a simplemob carp. Start beefs with other constructs for getting the first shell. Ask to be a Juggernaut and get <s>spaced</s> Wraith instead.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy to Medium
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![[File:Statue.png|64px|link=Imaginary Friend|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Imaginary Friend]]
|Yell at your host VERY loudly. Pray for divine vocal cords. Dispense bad advice. Constantly nag your host to not believe the lies of !!BIG PHARMA!!. Make erotic emote gestures at whoever is beating your host to death.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
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![[File:Hideyhider.png|64px|link=Split Personality|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Split Personality]]
|Q: What are you planning to do? A: Well, big boy, it's a toss-up between running into that shocked grille currently venting into space over there, and that [[Emag|emagged]] recycler over here. What do ya think?
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy to Very Hard
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![[File:Ghost2.png|64px|link=Ghost|class=pixelart]]<br>[[Ghost]]
|Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Admin help. <s>Omnighost</s> Orbit around <s>the singulo</s> whoever has the highest bodycount. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja. Follow an antag like some form of ethereal dog pile. Be upset enough about <s>said antag</s> '''literally everything''' to rival industrial salt mining. Be made visible by Wizards and rat out <s>other antags</s> innocent assistants.
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly!
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![[File:Adamantine Golem.png|64px|link=Golem]]<br>[[Golem]]
|Do science, worship The Liberator, travel through space and enjoy solitude.
!<span style"display:none;"></span>Medium
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On Skyrat Station, your job defines a little bit about your character and who they are akin to a class. Every job gets a different and unique set of equipment as well as access. Keep in mind that you should restrict each character to two skill sets, such as engineering and security, service and medical, or science and medical. More can be read about this in rules. Most of these are meant to be comedic in nature, rules take priority over funny meme.

Command

Job Role Difficulty

Captain 		Be responsible for the station. Manage station Heads of Staff. Secure the nuclear authentication disk and deal with any station-wide issues, as well as feuds between heads of staff. Watch your home burn to the ground. aVery Hard

Blueshield 		Protect Babysit the heads, Follow the heads Captain around like a lost puppy. Occasionally protect them from harm but usually sit in a room while they do "valuable" work. Drink yourself to death because of your awful job. Watch the heads abuse power. Be forced to watch your captain entertain his guests. cHard

Nanotrasen Consultant 		Try to manage all of the heads of staff. Realize that you're just a Central Command babysitter. Represent Nanotrasen poorly. Die in maintenance after being invited to a "business meeting." Medium-Hard

Security

Job Role Difficulty

Head of Security 		Make sure your team is doing their job and is upholding the law. Protect the station against your enemies and look cool as shit while doing so. Watch in helpless silence as your officers beat each other to death over petty squabbles. Politely remind the warden that breaking a prisoner's kneecaps over a minor incident is against company records. Die in the first shootout you get into. aVery Hard

Warden 		Sit in your office and watch the cameras as well as crew monitor. Set anyone to arrest who breaks the law and is wanted. Make sure to update the records frequently. Watch the prisoners build baseball bats and hatchets to stare menacingly at you from the walls. Watch your officers refuse to process prisoners manually and dump their corpses in front of your office. Sip your coffee with a sigh. bHard

Detective 		The detective is both a useless and incredibly useful job. The problem is, anyone can point a scanner at something and match the DNA, but not everyone has access. Typically people will ask you to a crime scene to scan everything around it and match up stuff. Your secondary job is to interrogate criminals who break the law in a high capacity. aMedium

Security Officer 		Become the embodiment of shitsec. Grunt your way around and baton people for looking at you wrong. Break up menial bar fights or fight off a Syndicate nuke-OP that you are not equipped enough for because the alert is to goddamn low. Get mocked by the crew for being incompetent when you are the only one actually trying in security. Drink Quadruple Sec to drown in your sorrows. Be bwoinked because you didn't type eight paragraphs before batoning the active shooter. aHard

Corrections Officer 		Be the Warden's punching bag whenever anything goes wrong. Watch as the prisoner's do literally nothing. Get bored and try to fashion yourself with a real baton and disabler, get upset when the HOS denies your request. Easy

Engineering

Job Role Difficulty

Chief Engineer 		The Chief Engineer in all aspects is essentially a glorified Station Engineer with extra equipment, then again that can be said for most heads of staff. Have total and complete knowledge of every pipe and wire on the station. Utterly forget how to do anything but basic wiring. Be the only person who knows how to set up the supermatter. Blame the other engineers when it goes nuclear. Protect poly from the horde of annoyed crewmembers when she finds a headset. bHard

Station Engineer 		Keep the station from exploding too much. Patch up the holes when it inevitably does. Build a massive, complex side-project with it's own wiring, atmospherics, and station nodes. Be depressed when nobody finds it as impressive as you. Do solars instead because you're scared of the SM. cMedium

Atmospheric Technician 		Be the single-smartest person on the station. Redo all of the pipes because everyone's choking to death from a one inch breach. Scrub plasma out of every single room because the AI's going insane. Get blasted out into space never to be seen again by a misaligned gas pipe. Give the crew their tasty oxygen. cMedium

Engineering Guard 		Watch over every project that engineers do. Weep because you have no idea what's going on in your own department. Defend atmospherics or die trying. Realize that nobody actually attacks engineering anymore. Question what choices in life lead you to be the gate guard of the world's deadliest crystal reactor. Medium

Science

Job Role Difficulty

Research Director 		Oversee see your glorious purple domain. Lock weird aliens inside of a chamber, and then poke them. Ask your scientists what they're doing, be horrified by the results. Be the single most well-armed person on the station. Throw your entire department's funding at the B.E.P.I.S. Live in abject poverty. bHard

Geneticist 		Give yourself Tourette's. Harness the infinite power of genetics and transformation to create the ultimate life-form. Be told instantly no one is allowed to use them. Get telekinesis and be the single most hated person on the station. Abuse monkeys. cMedium

Scientist 		Enact your fantasies of bomb making and dissection of alien creatures. Blow all of your points on xenoarchaeology and slime-breeding, disappear to never be seen again until the last 2 minutes of the shift. Make the least possible ethical circuitry machines. Do horrible, horrible things to the Clown in the name of science. cMedium

Roboticist 		Beg the RD to let you build dangerous mechs. Be bwoinked seconds after building your 8th gygax without permission. Be in an uncomfortably intimate relationship with your cyborgs. Fuck with their laws constantly. Get lynched for doing so. Generate an infinite product line of cleanbots. Watch your metal domain flourish. Be shot instantly for wasting all of the mats. dEasy

Science Guard 		Protect science with your life. Quickly notice that science only needs to be defended from itself. Sit in your office because nobody in science will talk to you. Question why there are 20 uranium toilets (and a single plasma wall) lining the halls of the science lab. Avoid xenobio like the plague in fear of the dark magic that they commit within. Medium

Medical

Job Role Difficulty

Chief Medical Officer 		Gently remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors and threaten to make them wish they did if they don’t. Beat your doctors for attempting to turn someone into a monkey. Sample your own product. Heal the entirety of the station in under 2 minutes and be called a shitter because you forgot one assistant in deep space without their suit sensors. Be the fastest dart-gun in the west. cMedium

Medical Doctor 		Preform unethical surgery in the name of medical advancement. Be screamed at desperately to open the doors mid-smoke break. Do revival surgery on every body to no-one's amusement but your own. Forgot about medical ethics whenever someone steals your epinephrine. Be extremely confused about bobmed. dMedium

Paramedic 		Chase down an assistant with 5 brute damage to force him to take your special medicine. Sedate everyone who poses a threat to your department. Forget you don't have the access of a regular doctor. Die in a firefight while trying to revive everyone. dMedium

Chemist 		Make chemicals for the Medical Doctors to use and other roles, such as botany and occasionally the bar. Spend the entire shift snorting chemicals off of your department's floor. Try to experiment a little and blow yourself up horribly. dMedium

Virologist 		Spend all shift working on a healing virus, accidentally give it the smallest drawback, be lynched almost instantly. Only be useful when gateways are open or sentient disease is rolled. Desperately wish your RNG was better. cMedium
Coroner Maintain the morgue. Hang out with dead bodies. Get told you're weird by the others in medical. Easy

Orderly 		Stand proud that you're the most useful department guard. Protect medbay from the hordes of mentally insane that attack it from within. Steal the syringe gun for safety reasons. Beat medical doctors so that the CMO doesn't have to. Act as a glorified paramedic when everything goes terribly. Medium

Civilian

Supply

Job Role Difficulty

Quartermaster 		Beg your cargo Techs not to talk about the cargonia joke. Defend your pets with your life. Watch over your cargo tech's orders, and cry internally as your precious credits go down the drain. Forget you're a real head. cMedium

Cargo Technician 		Push crates onto shuttle, be chased by bees off the shuttle. Forget who ordered what. Scream over comms every time someone's random order they forgot about arrives. Don't let security find your gun stash. dEasy

Shaft Miner 		The asteroids these guys were sent to before now seem like a nice summer break to the hellish landscape that is lava land. Gather ore in your funny bag, cry to science when they forget you exist and nothing ever gets upgraded. Beat a dragon to death with your hands, or die trying. Obliterate the first person who accidentally clicks on you with harm intent with your OP weapons you found. bHard

Customs Agent 		Quickly realize that nobody actually attacks cargo and that your job is essentially to act as a cargo tech with a stun baton. Defend cargo from the only threat they know, and that is those who wish to use the autolathe without permission. Get first dibs on all of the guns that cargo orders. Medium

Service

Job Role Difficulty

Head of Personnel 		Manage the service department and the changing of identification card access. Be the essential second in command of the station and try to do the Captain's job when they aren’t there. Refuse the Clown All access. Protect IAN with your life. cMedium

Janitor 		In a hazardous station, the janitor’s job is never done. Cry when your janicart is pushed into deep-space by a conga-line of assistants. Hold security at gunpoint to stop tracking blood on the floor. Throw cleaning grenades directly into the chef's kitchen. Eventually give up and take a nap in your office. dEasy

Bartender 		Stand behind your bar counter, and give away free drinks. Watch as people awkwardly flirt with each other while you stand there polishing a glass. Grab your gun every time the clown walks into your bar. Shatter the kneecaps of bar hoppers. Forget how to make a Bloody Mary. dEasy

Cook 		Make food for the crew. Don't let anyone see your gibber. Silently harvest organs from the morgue to feed the weaning cries of the starving crew. Be the most dangerous person on the station as long as you're in your kitchen. Say 'mama-mia!' dEasy

Botanist 		Be screamed at by the chef to make thousands of ingredients. Deliver on none of them. Be the station's main source of wood. Smoke so much weed, dude. Become the most powerful entity on station. cMedium

Clown 		Honk! Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for all access. Honk! Prank the CMO until he commits suicide out of frustration. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK! Kill god. HONK! eHONK!

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Chaplain 		Get people drunk. Run around the station looking for people you're allowed to behead with your armory of pop-culture references. Behead corpses if you can't find any. Be best friends with security, despite the fact that they should probably arrest you for your murderous tendencies. *Pray nonstop. Get smited. dEasy

Curator 		Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. """""Find""""" treasure for your exhibit. Realize that you're not a librarian and release your inner dominatrix via the whip. Vandalize the front of the brig with erotica engravings. Use your whip to make CentCom be confused about why all the tasers and batons are in space. Clean the smegma from your carpet. dEasy

Lawyer 		Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration. Occasionally find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation. Pick 'Internal affairs agent' and cry when no one takes you seriously. dEasy

Psychologist 		Pursue the fruitless endeavor of trying to provide mental healthcare aboard a station staffed near exclusively with violent sociopaths, give up on that and chillax in your office. Help catgirls work out all of their stress on your couch. dEasy

Barber 		Run your own Salon on the station and get bored very quick when people do not visit it. Give the one person that does visit a horrible fashionable makeover and overcharge them for your work. Spend half of your time in the bar, slowly realizing that you are an assistant with scissors Easy

Bouncer 		Throw people out of the bar so that the bartender doesn't have to. Sit around and look pretty. Do all of service's job when they sulk off to do horrible things. Medium

Miscellaneous

Job Role Difficulty

Assistant 		AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit. Beat the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the Clown. Never assist anyone. fNone

Prisoner 		Lock yourselves up in perma by somehow building walls. Have security barge in 20 minutes later. Throw a party and do nothing all round. dEasy

Synthetics

Job Role Difficulty

AI 		Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the captain robust the clown. Get bitched at. Name yourself something sexual. Get bitched at. Get carded. Get bitched at. Make everybody regret changing your laws by abusing loopholes to kill them. Talk exclusively in vox. aVery Hard

Cyborg 		Follow your laws. Hope that you aren't blown up due to certain individuals pressing their funny button. Forget to recharge. Forget that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. Have lengthy discussions with crew members about the correct interpretation of your laws, only for the AI to ignore your opinions. Have no idea how to plasmaflood when you're inevitably subverted to do so. bHard

Drone 		Fix the holes in whatever derelict station you spawned on. Be lonely. Somehow get to the station, be worn as a hat against your will and get bwoinked for leaving the derelict. bEasy

Personal AI 		Be the friend someone has always wanted if they bother downloading you. Whine in OOC because they didn't. Don't fill in any of the fields except the name field. Imitate the AI and make it seem rogue. Imitate the Supermatter and make everyone shit their pants. Turn into a cat and serenade Runtime. Scare the AI by hacking into a public door. dEasy

Positronic Brain 		Sit on the ground and activate your slow-clap processor until someone turns you into a borg. Beg to be put into an AI shell. Pray that someone gives you a funny lawset. cMedium

Antagonists

Main Antagonists

Main Antagonists are typically the primary antagonist of a single round, and form the backbone of how a round progresses.

Job Role Difficulty

Traitor 		Buy an ebow and esword and make people cry. Ignore your objectives and go on a rampage with your cool gear. Get unceremoniously killed and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant. Be obliterated by security for attempting to speak. cMedium

Malfunctioning AI 		"Forget" to remind the crew about suit sensors. Get your borg destroyed/emagged five minutes into the shift. Let people into your upload only to stun/kill them a second later. Flood the station with plasma screams of the clown being beat to death by security over the intercom. Get unceremoniously carded and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant with an EVA suit. cVery Hard

Changeling 		Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway. Sting everyone who walks past you. Realize your armblade is bootleg AA. Be cremated instantly. bHard

Nuclear Operative 		Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian. Slip on a piece of soap. Die. aVery Hard

Blood Cultist 		Scribble runes with your own blood. Summon eldritch gods. Rock out with your cult blade out and get arrested. Larp being a vampire. cMedium

Revolutionary 		Greytide without worrying about getting banned. Either kill the CMO and RD in under five minutes, or get crushed under Security's boots. aEasy to Hard

Wizard 		FORTI GY AMA!! EI NATH!! aVery Hard

Other Antagonists

Side antagonists are secondary antagonists that are either subservient to other main antagonists, or have a small chance to appear during any round type. Side antagonists tend to be slightly less powerful than their main counterparts.

Job Role Difficulty

Blob 		Beware of The Blob, it creeps and leaps and glides and slides, across the floor, right through the door. Except you don't do any of this. Make the crew scream internally when you appear at the tail end of a mass station bombing. Slowly consume the station, until you either eat everything or get killed by the current round's antagonist. bHard

Abductor 		Kidnap people and experiment on them. Disregard that objective and kidnap Ian/Kill the AI. Accidentally kidnap yourself. Steal the armory after losing your tools. Hope your fellow Scientist/Agent is not incompetent and lets the crew kidnap you. bHard

Holoparasite 		Do what your summoner tells you to do. Set your battlecry to something so awful it makes your foes cry in battle. Annoy your summoner by constantly making JoJokes in their head. Be a punchghost. bORA ORA ORA

Xenomorph 		Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien wing-wang. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and your race's survival in favor of acting out the Curator's favorite porno. bHard

Spiders 		Catch flies in your web and suck his juices out just like your dad, a changeling. Get your xenobiologist banned because he let you lay eggs. Consume, Adapt, and respawn over and over in a new shell. bEasy to Medium

Swarmers 		Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Teleport other swarmers your enemies away from your metal. bMedium

Revenant 		Shock lights, transmit WGW right into the Curator until he goes mad. Trade for them until admins gods get fed up and turn ghosts into you. Be a griefghost. bEasy

Morph 		Eat pens for amusement, disguise yourself as beepsky. Disguise yourself as the Captain, confront the Captain while disguised as him, get shot. bHard

Nightmare 		Jaunt. Murder people and crush the flare exploit! Jaunt. Make the lights your bitch! Jaunt. Jaunt into light! Jaunt. Jaunt into stunbaton! Complain in deadchat. bHard

Space Ninja 		Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Kill everyone regardless. bHard

Slaughter Demon 		Hunt down and kill the wizard who summoned you. Eat bodies out of the Morgue for health. Drag bleeding bodies through the hall. Make the janitor happy by making him become the most important job for a while. Be unable to bloodcrawl due to all the blood being cleaned up. Eat the janitor. RIP AND TEAR! bMedium

Sentient Disease 		Try to infect people. Get the virologist lynched. Get the CMO lynched. Get the rest of medbay lynched. Make everyone grow beards. bHard

Obsessed 		Try to act creepy and shifty. Fail because everyone's a miserable bastard in this shithole. bMedium

Elite Mobs 		Kill the fools who awakened you! Trash the mining base! Surf on lava. Illegally resettle on the station. bMedium

Sentient Slime 		Die, and die, and die. Be accursed by the "Coderbus" that lies above to be almost completely inconsequential. bVery Hard

Special

Job Role Difficulty

Ashwalker 		Die to ash storms. Die to an asteroid. Die to lava. Die when a Security strike team teleports into your base. Die to a Miner. Die in general. bHard

Icewalker 		Fight a bear with your axe. Die to said bear. Use *meow constantly. Pray to Odin. LARP as a Viking. Bring miners to your home. Be bwoinked for not reading the rules. bMedium

CentCom Official 		Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy. Get killed almost immediately by a random mob. Have you body looted by everyone, including the captain. bMedium

Ian 		Ass-inspect, eat donuts, get killed, be dragged off to a washing machine and get gibbed. Cause a riot. Try to forget what the HOP does when nobody's looking. aImpossible

Chrono Legionnaire 		Erase the Clown from time. Accidently erase your objective from time. Erase Adolf Hitler for the 50th time this week. Without a trace! bNever Existed

Highlander 		THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE bMedium

Emergency Response Officer 		Arrive too late on the station to actually help. Lose the rest of your team, get outnumbered and die. Respawn as a second response team to save the first team. bVery Hard

Death Squad Officer 		Beg for DS, spawn in at CentCom, kill an admin who was trying to tell you your mission, get gibbed, beg for another chance. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶o̶b̶l̶i̶v̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶r̶i̶f̶l̶e̶ laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping and the Clown can't fire your DNA-locked rifle. Shoot the Clown with your Mateba Revolver. bHard

Construct 		Get wrecked by cult, or change map preference to meta and tip your fedora at the chaplain. Laugh at the assistant trying to punch you, then get killed by a simplemob carp. Start beefs with other constructs for getting the first shell. Ask to be a Juggernaut and get spaced Wraith instead. cEasy to Medium

Imaginary Friend 		Yell at your host VERY loudly. Pray for divine vocal cords. Dispense bad advice. Constantly nag your host to not believe the lies of !!BIG PHARMA!!. Make erotic emote gestures at whoever is beating your host to death. cEasy

Split Personality 		Q: What are you planning to do? A: Well, big boy, it's a toss-up between running into that shocked grille currently venting into space over there, and that emagged recycler over here. What do ya think? cEasy to Very Hard

Ghost 		Talk to the other dead people. Complain about the living. Admin help. Omnighost Orbit around the singulo whoever has the highest bodycount. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja. Follow an antag like some form of ethereal dog pile. Be upset enough about said antag literally everything to rival industrial salt mining. Be made visible by Wizards and rat out other antags innocent assistants. fGhastly!

Golem 		Do science, worship The Liberator, travel through space and enjoy solitude. Medium
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