Ian

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Ian	Superiors: Head of Personnel Difficulty: Easy Guides: N/A Access: None Duties: Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a dog would Minimum requirements: Not defined

Items that Ian can wear

• Head:
  • Security Helmet (the ones they spawn with)
  • Sunglasses
  • Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
  • HoP's Hat
  • Top Hat
  • Kitty Ears
  • Clown mask (honk)
  • Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
  • Detective's Hat
  • Sombrero
  • Nurse Hat (put behind medbay front desk, with a station bounced radio tuned to medical, to have a functional corgi receptionist)
    • Given medbay's close proximity to the kitchen on several maps, this may not be the best idea
  • Beret (all heads variations work)
  • Pirate Hat (the one that looks like a pirate captain)
  • Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
  • Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
  • Bunny Ears
  • Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
  • Chef's Hat. (Bone appetite!)
  • Hard Hats (white CE, yellow engineer, or red firefighter)
  • Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
  • Police Helmet (warden's hat)
  • A sheet of paper
  • Cargo baseball cap.
  • Cardborg Helmet
  • A special reindeer hardhat, most likely admin spawnable only.
• Back:
  • Security Armor Vest (the ones they spawn with
  • Station Bounced Radio (annoy the shit out of get d'awws out of the crew by broadcasting everything ian barks over common)
  • Blue Oxygen Tank (The big ones)
  • Fire Extinguisher
  • Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
  • C4 (Rip)

Lisa

It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the Chef and murdered by assistants.

Jobs on Skyrat Station

Command

Alpha Dog, Alpha Guard Dog, Big Bark No Bite

Security

Bigger Dog, Butt Sniffer, Smells Like Whiskey, Pee On, Smells of Healing, Smells Like Bad Dogs

Engineer ing

Poly's Keeper, Yellow Dog, Smells Weird, Yellow Guard Dog

Science

Grrrrr, Smells Like Death, Trouble, Maker of Loud Buzzy Things, Smells of Outside, Protector of Trouble

Medical

Smells Like Cat, Smells Like Make Feel Good, Smells Like Blood, Smells Like Bad, Smells Like Plague, Medical Smell Guarder

Cargo

Corgi Orderer, Corgi Pusher, Outside Dog, Corgi Blocker

Service

Master, Bag of Treats Keeper, Tastes Like Whiskey, Keeper of the Foods, Smells Like Plants, Smells Like Paperwork, Smells Funny, No Smell Man, Barking, Lewd Dog, Smells Like Drugs, Dog Shaver, Door Blocker

Civilian

Threat, Bark at Constantly, Big Dog Not Doing Job!

Synthetics

Loud Voice from Wall, Loud Buzzy Thing, Loud Voice from Cube, Shiny Bug, Loud Voice from Pocket

Antagonists

Smells like Blue Rock, VERY Loud Voice from Wall, Smells Like Everyone, Bad Dogs, Smells Like Blood, Smells like E̶̹̫̭̅̀L̶̡̲̦̙̙̳͂͋͗̑D̶̞̓̔R̷̡̖͋̓̀͌̍Ǐ̵̳̭̃T̴̛̙̗̺̯̼̒̑̒͝C̴̢̖̮̘̔̍̾̈́̒Ḫ̴̢̨̥̣̌͊̀̅ ̴̰͙̩̰͐G̷̡̨̘̬̾̾͠O̶͍͙̳̞̝̫̎̊͝Ḑ̷̼̼̈̇͊̽́S̸̜͇̣̝͙̾̑, Master Hurters, Magic Dog, Tasty Goo, Smells Like Ayy, Guard Dog, Spiny Dogs, Spider Dogs, Bad Shiny Bug, Angry Dead Dog, Smells Like Objects, Scary Dog, Anyone Else Smell That?, Feels Like Blood, Smells Like Mutagen, Creepy Dog, Scaly Dog, Smells Like Bones and Ash, Smells like Best Dog Dissolving...

Special

Bark, Sniff & Arf, Bigger Alpha Dogs, Dog Catchers!, Time Bark, Loud Voice from Skirt, Best Dog, Smells Like Lava, Is That a Ghost Shaggy?, I Need a Real, Live Ghost, Smells Different, G-g-g-GHOST!, Smells Like Rock