Slaughter Demon
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Whatever you are, whoever you may be, and who you were, that is long forgotten now. You are a demonic presence, existing only to spread the chaos and blood around the mortal realm. None will stand in your way, for you know only blood. Blood drives you, it gives you purpose, and luckily for you: the station is full of mortal bodies filled with blood.
Rip & Tear
As a Slaughter Demon, you have two very simple objectives which most will not find very hard to do:
- First, kill whoever was foolish enough to summon you.
- Second, kill everyone else.
There is not much to be said, you are a demon and you must see the blood fly, if not, what's the point?
Being the Slaughter Demon
If you happened to find yourself playing as a Slaughter Demon, you will often find yourself in an unknown place (or known) depending on who was your summoner. Needless to say, whoever summoned you will most likely run away or be fool enough to face you. You should also be prepared because every sane person will try to murder you, including other antagonists, since you are against everything and everyone. Nonetheless, you being the horrible monster that you are, there are a few abilities available in your blood-hunting mission.
Blood Jaunting
You are able to teleport anywhere, as long there is blood there. So, dragging corpses around the station and other places will prove to be beneficial in the long run. Be sure to slash your claws through animals, assistants, captain, security and anyone who gets even a tile close to you. Make them fear you, and you will see that they will quickly run to the Janitor for help. Do not let them clean their miserable blood of the walls and floors, paint it all red.
Corpse Feeding
Your primary (and probably only) way of feeding will be eating the corpses you have killed. Take a bite, savor it, enjoy it, it might as well be your last, since if any of those silly humans know you are close to your death? They will rush in and end your blood quest, so make sure to feed often. Bring them to hell and eat them alive or dead, you don't really care, they are all food to you anyway.
Jaunt Killing
It is good to remember that you are a heavy killing machine. Meaning most can outrun you and end your career if they have powerful weapons, like a shotgun perhaps. To counter this, you have the amazing ability of running faster as soon as you jump out of the blood pools caused by you (and sometimes your enemies), leading you to quick and easy kills. Abuse it and Hell will be grateful for your services.
How to Survive as a Human
GEE, I DON'T KNOW HUMAN, MAYBE SPACING YOURSELF WOULD WORK? OR MAYBE PRE-EMPTIVELY SPREADING YOUR BLOOD ALL DOWN THE HALLWAYS SO I DON'T HAVE TO FOR YOU WOULD BE GREAT AT STOPPING DEMONS, YES!
DEMONS LOVE BLOOD
I NEED BLOOD TO JAUNT AROUND THE STATION AND KEEP MY KILL TO NOT KILLING RATIO EXTREMELY HIGH. DON'T REMOVE MY BLOOD, I MEAN IT. THAT WOULD INCUR MY IRE AND THEN I'D HAVE TO KILL SOMEONE ELSE TO GET MORE BLOOD.
DEMONS LOVE EATING CORPSES
WHOEVER THAT RIVER STYX GUY IS, HE'S A REAL DAMN CHEAT BECAUSE I CAN TAKE YOU RIGHT TO HELL WITH NO FEE. DRAGGING A DEAD HUMAN (THE LIVE ONES DON'T USUALLY WANT TO GO!) RIGHT TO THE UNDERWORLD IS MY BREAD AND BUTTER! AND I LITERALLY MEAN THAT BECAUSE I THEN FEAST ON THEIR CORPSE AND HEAL RIGHT BACK UP!
DEMONS HATE LAUGHTER DEMONS
I MEAN ATTACKING THEM WOULD BE SOME PRETTY HIGH LEVELS OF DEMONIC HERESY BUT MY GOD PLEASE INSULT THEM FOR THEIR PRIMAL STUPIDITY. EVEN YOU, HUMANS! THEY DON'T EVEN KILL HUMANS, JUST TAKE THEM TO THEIR HUGBOX DIMENSION! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS AND IT'S REALLY UNSETTLING AND THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER!!
HIERARCHY
IT GOES LIKE THIS
- SATAN
- DEVILS
- DEMON KING, BUBBLEGUM
- DEMONS
- IMPS
- STUPID GOOBALLS WE CALL HUMANS
MY FELLOW DEMONS, PLEASE DO NOT KILL DEVILS BECAUSE SATAN WILL SMITE YOU REAL FAST AS SOON AS THE DEVIL SNITCHES ON YOU IN THE UNDERWORLD