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Revision as of 09:52, 7 November 2021

Drinks

Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in surgery when applied externally.

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Basic Drink Ingredients

Drink Strenght Ingredients Description Notes

Absinthe
80 1 part Absinthe A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumoured to cause hallucinations but does not. Has a chance to cause hallucinations.
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.

Ale
65 1 part ale A warm pint of delicious ale. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.

Aloe Juice
N/A 1 part aloe juice A healthy and refreshing juice. 30% chance to heal 1 toxin damage.
To acquire: Juice aloe or grind aloe cream.

Amaretto
25 1 part Amaretto A gentle and syrup-like drink, tastes of almonds and apricots. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles Luini Amaretto

Applejack
20 1 part applejack The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.

Apple Juice
N/A 1 part apple juice The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages. To acquire: Juice an apple.

Banana Juice
N/A 1 part banana juice The raw essence of a banana. HONK Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage
To acquire: Juice bananas.

Beer
25 1 part beer A freezing pint of beer. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).

Berry Juice
N/A 1 part berry juice berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares? To acquire: Juice berries.

Bungo Juice
N/A 1 part bungo juice Exotic! You feel like you are on vacation already. Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage
To acquire: Juice bungo fruit

Carrot juice
N/A 1 part carrot juice It is just like a carrot but without crunching. Heals eye damage.
To acquire: Juice carrots.

Champagne
40 1 part champagne A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard. To acquire: Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.

Clown's Tears
N/A 1 part clown's tears Not very funny. To acquire: Grind some clown's tear soup.

Coffee
N/A 1 part coffee Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. To acquire: Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.

Cognac
75 1 part cognac Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.

Creme de Coconut
20 1 part creme de coconut A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.

Creme de Menthe
20 1 part creme de menthe A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.

Creme de Cacao
20 1 part creme de cacao A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.

Dr. Gibb
N/A 1 part Dr. Gibb Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply. Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.

Fernet
80 1 part Fernet Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure. Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving.
To acquire: In hacked Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.

Garlic Juice
N/A 1 part garlic juice Crushed (not juiced)garlic. Chefs love it. 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a cook. Prevents vampires from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u).
To acquire: Grind garlic.

Gin
45 1 part gin It's gin. In space. I say, good sir. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each.
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Grenadine
N/A 1 part grenadine Delicious flavored syrup. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat.

Glass of Ice
N/A 1 part ice Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too... Cools down.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.

Hard Cider
25 1 part hard cider Apple juice, for adults. Cools down.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.

Holy Water
N/A 1 part holy water A glass of holy water. Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals cultism.
To acquire: Have the Chaplain hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the Chapel.

Kahlúa
45 1 part Kahlúa DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping.
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 universal enzyme.

Lemon Juice
N/A 1 part lemon juice Sour... To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.

Lemon-Lime
N/A 1 part Lemon-Lime You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.

Lime Juice
N/A 1 part lime juice A glass of sweet-sour lime juice. 20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage.
To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.

Menthol
N/A 1 part menthol Tastes naturally minty and imparts a very mild numbing sensation. Prevents coughing.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.

Milk
N/A 1 part milk White and nutritious goodness! 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges capsaicin oil.
To acquire: Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in the kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.

Cream
N/A 1 part cream Ewwww... 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.

Nothing
N/A 1 part nothing Absolutely nothing. Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them.
To acquire: Mime's Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding Mimanas.

Orange Juice
N/A 1 part orange juice Vitamins! Yay! 30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.

Parsnip Juice
N/A 1 part parsnip juice Why... To acquire: Juice a parsnip.

Peach Juice
N/A 1 part peach juice Just peachy. To acquire: Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in maintenance.

Pineapple Juice
N/A 1 part pineapple juice Tart, tropical, and hotly debated. To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice pineapples.

Poison Berry Juice
N/A 1 part poison berry juice berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares? Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks.
To acquire: Juice poison berries.

Potato Juice
N/A 1 part potato juice Bleh... To acquire: Juice potatoes.

Rum
60 1 part rum Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you? To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.

Sake
70 1 part sake A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).

Soda Water
N/A 1 part soda water Why not make a scotch and soda? Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.

Sol Dry
N/A 1 part Sol Dry A soothing, mellow drink made from ginger. Reduces disgust.
To acquire: 10 cans of Sol Dry in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. 30 units in each can.

Soy Milk
N/A 1 part soy milk White and nutritious soy goodness! 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
To acquire: Biogenerator or from Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in the kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.

Space Cola
N/A 1 part Space Cola A glass of refreshing Space Cola. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.

Space Mountain Wind
N/A 1 part Space Mountain Wind Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind. Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.

Space-Up
N/A 1 part Space-Up Space-Up. It helps keep your cool. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.

Synthanol
N/A 1 part Space Lube, 1 part Plasma, 1 part Welding Fuel A runny liquid with conductive capacities. Its effects on synthetics are similar to those of alcohol on organics. Non-synthetic will rapidly purge synthanol-based drinks from their systems.

Tea
N/A 1 part tea Drinking it from here would not seem right. Similar to coffee but also removes jitteriness and a small number of toxins.
To acquire: Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.

Tequila
70 1 part tequila Now all that's missing is the weird coloured shades! To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.

Tomato Juice
N/A 1 part tomato juice Are you sure this is tomato juice? 20% chance to heal 1 burn damage.
Blood shows the same way.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.

Tonic Water
N/A 1 part tonic water Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away. Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.

Triple Sec
30 1 part triple sec A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur. To acquire: In a booze dispenser.

Vermouth
45 1 part vermouth You wonder why you're even drinking this straight. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.

Vodka
65 1 part vodka The glass contain wodka. Xynta. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 potato juice + 5 universal enzyme

Water
N/A 1 part water The father of all refreshments. To acquire: Sinks. Watertanks.

Watermelon Juice
N/A 1 part watermelon juice A glass of watermelon juice. To acquire: Juice watermelon slices.

Welder Fuel
N/A 1 part welding fuel Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks.
To acquire: Find a Welding fuel tank.

Whiskey
75 1 part whiskey A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.

Wine
35 1 part wine A very classy looking drink. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 grape juice + 5 universal enzyme (instantly becomes grappa).

Mixed Drinks

Drink Strenght Ingredients Description Notes

Acid Spit
70 5 parts wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.

Alexander
50 1 part cognac, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part cream A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems. If you have a shield it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points.
IBA Official Cocktail

Allies Cocktail
45 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka A drink made from your allies. Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin.
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Aloe
35 3 part watermelon juice, 1 part cream, 2 part whiskey Very, very, very good.
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Amaretto Alexander
35 1 part Amaretto , 1 part cream, 1 part creme de cacao A creamy, indulgent delight that is in fact as gentle as it seems.
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Amasec
35 1 part Iron, 5 part wine, 5 part vodka Always handy before COMBAT!!! Warhammer 40k drink
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Andalusia
40 1 part rum, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice A nice, strangely named drink.
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Anti-Freeze
35 2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, 1 part ice The ultimate refreshment. Heats you up if you are frozen.

Arnold Palmer
N/A 1 part lemonade, 1 part tea Encourages the patient to go golfing.

Atomic Bomb
N/A 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing. Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.

B-52
85 1 part irish cream, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part cognac Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed. IBA Official Cocktail

Bacchus' Blessing
300 1 part Hooch + 1 part absinthe + 1 part Manly Dorf + 1 part Syndicate Bomb Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content. Can kill you if you drink enough.
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Bahama Mama
35 2 parts rum, 1 part Creme de Coconut, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part pineapple juice Tropic cocktail. Existing cocktail
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Banana Honk
60 1 part laughter, 1 part cream A drink from Clown Heaven. Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
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Barefoot
45 1 part cream, 1 part vermouth, 1 part berry juice Barefoot and pregnant. Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.

Bastion Bourbon
30 1 part tea, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part triple citrus, 1 part berry juice Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors. When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.

Spirit from Bastion


Beepsky Smash
60 2 parts quadruple sec, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part Iron Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW. Summons a stream of securitron hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of security, you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.

Between the Sheets
55 1 part rum, 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice A provocatively named classic. Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you.
IBA Official Cocktail
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Bilk
15 1 part beer, 1 part milk A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis. 10% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.

Black Russian
70 3 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlúa For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian. IBA official cocktail

Blank Paper
20 1 part Silencer, 1 part nothing, 1 part Nuka Cola A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh. Heals and mutes mimes.

Blazaam
70 1 part peach juice, 1 part Bluespace Dust, 2 parts gin The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover. Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.

Bloody Mary
55 1 part vodka, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part lime juice Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder. Restores blood. IBA official cocktail

Blue Cherry Shake
N/A 1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly A blue cherry flavored milkshake.

Booger
45 1 part cream, 1 part banana juice, 1 part rum, 1 part watermelon juice Ewww...

Branca Menta
35 1 part Fernet, 1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Ice A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original. Cools you down if overheated. Causes a tick of 35 stamina damage when first drank.

Brave Bull
60 2 parts tequila, 1 part Kahlúa Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up. Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail

Bug Spray
50 2 parts rum, 2 parts triple sec, 1 part lemon lime, 1 part vodka A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves. Deals 1 toxin per tick to mothpeople and flypeople. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.

Cafe Latte
N/A 1 part coffee, 1 part milk A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.

Catnip Tea
0 5 parts tea, 2 parts catnip A purrfect drink for a cat. Results in 5
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Changeling Sting
50 2 part lemon-lime, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail A stingy drink. Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.

Cherry Shake
N/A 1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly. A cherry flavored milkshake.

Chocolate
N/A 5 parts water, 1 part Coco Powder Tasty. Heats up if frozen

Chocolate Milk
N/A 3 parts Hot Coco, 2 parts Coco Powder, under 300K temperature. Tasty. 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges capsaicin oil.
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Chocolate Pudding
N/A 5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
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Chocolate Pudding
N/A 5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
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Classic Martini
60 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it. IBA official cocktail

Cog Grog
10 1 part cognac, 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part Screwdriver Not even Ratvar's Four Generals could withstand this! Qevax Jryy!

Cream Soda
N/A 2 parts soda water, 2 parts sugar, 1 part vanilla A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink. Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.

Crevice Spike
-10 2 parts lime juice, 4 parts capsaicin Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering. It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out.
Drink from VA-11 Hall-A

Cuba Libre
50 3 parts Rum and Coke, 1 part lime juice A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime. Heals revolutionaries.
IBA official cocktail

Demons Blood
75 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part rum, 1 part blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up. Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
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Devil's Kiss
70 1 part Blood, 1 part rum, 1 part Kahlúa Creepy time! Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.

Doctor's Delight
N/A 1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part Cryoxadone A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place. Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
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Driest Martini
65 1 part Nothing, 1 part gin Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass. Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing

Drunken Blumpkin
50 1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top

Duplex
25 2 parts hard cider, 1 part apple juice, 1 part berry juice An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.

Eggnog
1 5 parts egg yolk, 5 parts rum, 5 parts cream For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
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Erika Surprise
35 1 part ale, 1 part lime juice, 1 part whiskey, 1 part ice, 1 part banana juice The surprise is, it's green!

Fanciulli
-10 1 part Manhattan, 1 part Fernet What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour? Reduces satiety. Sobers you up. Causes a tick of 20 stamina damage when first drank..
Existing drink.

Fernet Cola
25 1 part Fernet, 1 part Cola A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition. Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.

Fetching Fizz
10 1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part Iron Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content. Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.

Spirit from Bastion


Fringe Weaver
90 9 parts Ethanol, 1 part sugar Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
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Gibb Floats
N/A 5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.

Gin Fizz
45 2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry. IBA Official Cocktail
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Ginger Amaretto
30 1 parts Amaretto, 1 part sol dry, 1 part lemon juice1 part ice The sprig of rosemary adds a nice aroma to the drink, and isn't just to be pretentious afterall!
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Gin and Tonic
25 2 parts gin, 1 part tonic water A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
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Godfather
50 1 parts amaretto, 1 part whiskey A classic from old Italy and enjoyed by gangsters, pray the orange peel doesnt end up in your mouth.
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Godmother
50 1 parts amaretto, 1 part vodka A lovely fresh smelling cocktail, a true Sicilian delight.
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Goldschlager
25 10 parts vodka, 1 part Gold 100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it. Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.

Grape Soda
N/A 1 part grape juice, 1 part soda water Beloved of children and teetotalers. Cools you down if overheated.

Grappa
60 1 part wine, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.

Grasshopper
25 5 parts cream, 5 parts creme de menthe, 5 parts creme de cacao A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this. IBA Official Cocktail

Green Beer
25 10 parts beer, 1 part Green Crayon Powder A freezing pint of green beer. Festive. Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
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Grog
1 1 part water, 1 part rum A fine and cepa drink for Space. Exists in real world

Gunfire
40 1 part rum, 3 parts tea It pops constantly as you look at it, giving off tiny sparks. fizzes and pops in your mouth.

Hearty Punch
90 5 parts Brave Bull + 5 parts Syndicate Bomb + 5 parts absinthe (requires temperature of 315) Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content. Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15.

Spirit from Bastion


Hellfire
60 2 part rum, 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part ice, 1 part crevice spike An amber colored drink that isn't quite as hot as it looks. heats you up.

Hippie's Delight
N/A 1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's. Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering

Hivemind Eraser
40 2 parts Black Russian, 1 part Grenadine, 1 part Thirteen Loko A vessel of pure flavor. For when even mindshields can't save you. See Hivemind Host.
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Hooch
100 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part universal enzyme (catalyst) You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants. Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era

Hot Ice Coffee
N/A 1 part coffee, 1 part Hot Ice Slush A sharp drink. This can't have come cheap. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and deals 1 toxin damage.

Hotlime Miami
40 1 part ephedrine, 1 part Pina Colada This looks very aesthetically pleasing. Drugs drinker, restores stamina
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Iced Beer
15 5 parts beer, 1 part ice or 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes. Cools you down if overheated
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Iced Coffee
N/A 1 part ice, 3 parts coffee A drink to perk you up and refresh you! Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
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Iced Tea
N/A 1 part ice, 3 parts tea All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation. Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.
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Irish Car Bomb
25 1 part irish cream, 1 part ale An Irish car bomb. Exists in real world

Irish Coffee
35 2 parts irish cream, 2 parts coffee Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning. IBA Official Cocktail

Irish Cream
50 2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish? Exists in real world

Jack Rose
15 2 parts applejack, 1 part grenadine, 1 part lime juice A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie. Exists in real life

Kamikaze
60 1 part vodka, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice Divinely windy. IBA Official Cocktail

Lemonade
N/A 2 parts lemon juice, 2 parts water, 1 part sugar, 1 part ice Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.

Lizard Wine
45 1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff. Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu .

Lizz Fizz
0 3 parts Triple citrus, 1 part ice, 1 part cream Looks like a citrus sherbet seperated in layers? Why would anyone want that is beyond you.

Long Island Iced Tea
35 1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part tequila The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only. IBA Official Cocktail

Malibu Sunset
20 2 parts Painkiller, 1 part Grenadine, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Ice Tropical looking drinks, with ice cubes hovering on the surface and grenadine coloring the bottom.

Manhattan
30 2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin... IBA Official Cocktail

Manhattan Project
45 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station. Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.

Margarita
35 2 parts tequila, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba! IBA Official Cocktail
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Mauna Loa
40 2 parts Bahama Mama, 2 parts capsaicin oil, 1 part Kahlua Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart! Can make you very hot.
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Mead
30 2 units Honey, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one. Exists in real world

Miami Vice
30 1 part Pina Colada, 1 part Strawberry Daiquiri Strawberries and coconut, like yin and yang.

Mojito
30 1 part rum, 1 part sugar, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water, 1 part menthol A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes. IBA Official Cocktail

Moonshine
95 5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.

Moscow Mule
30 5 parts Sol Dry, 5 parts vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice A chilly drink that reminds you of the Derelict.

Narsour
10 1 part blood, 1 parts lemon juice, 1 part demons blood A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time! Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.

Nuka Cola
N/A 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you higher speed
Reference to Fallout.

Old Timer
35 3 parts whiskey soda, 2 parts parsnip juice, 1 part Alexander An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages. Makes you older. And older, and older.

Neurotoxin
50 1 part Morphine, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly. Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by Neurine.

Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
N/A 1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy. Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy
Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Painkiller
20 5 parts Creme de Coconut, 4 parts pineapple juice, 1 part orange juice Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.)
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Patron
60 10 parts tequila, 1 part Silver Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies. Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.

Peppermint Patty
25 6 parts hot coco, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part vodka, 1 part menthol This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa. Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
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Pina Colada
40 3 parts pineapple juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part Creme de Coconut, 1 part rum A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.

Planet Cracker
50 2 parts champagne, 2 parts lizard wine, 1 part egg yolk, 1 part gold This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers. Results in 4 parts instead of 6.

Pruno
85 First make pruno mix by crafting it (via the crafting menu) with the following ingredients: 1 trashbag, 1 slice of moldy bread, 4 grown edible plants, 2 candy corn and of 15 units water. Put the newly created mix in a toilet or washing machine and wait 30 seconds. Fermented prison wine made from fruit, sugar, and despair. Security loves to confiscate this, which is the only kind thing Security has ever done. Disgusting.
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Pumpkin Latte
N/A 5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.

Quadruple Sec
35 5 parts triple sec, 5 parts triple citrus, 5 parts creme de menthe Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier. Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage is healed by 2 as long as it is in your system.

Quintiple Sec
55 5 parts quadruple sec, 5 parts clown's tears, 5 parts syndicate bomb Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE. Heals all security personnel for 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage, burn damage, toxin damage, and suffocation damage is healed by 5 as long as it is in your system. Has an absurdly high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.
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Red Mead
31 1 part mead, 1 part blood A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.

Red Queen
N/A 6 parts tea, 2 parts mercury, 1 part black pepper, 1 part Growth Serum DRINK ME. Randomly changes your size while it's in your system.

Rubberneck
60 5 parts Grey Bull, 4 parts ethanol, 1 part astrotame A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.

Rum and Coke
40 2 parts rum, 1 part space cola The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
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Sbiten
70 1 part vodka, 1 part Capsaicin A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot. Heats you up if you are frozen
Exists in real world

Screwdriver Cocktail
55 2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer. Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs.
IBA Official Cocktail

Sidecar
45 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for. IBA Official Cocktail
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Silencer
59 1 part Nothing, 1 part cream, 1 part sugar A drink from mime Heaven. Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.

Singulo
35 5 parts vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part wine A blue-space beverage.

Sin's Delight
66 1 part Demon's Blood, 1 part Triple Sec, 1 part martini, 1 part Changling Sting You can smell the seven sins rolling off the top of the glass.
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Snow White
35 1 part beer, 1 part Lemon-Lime A cold refreshment.
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Soy Latte
N/A 1 part coffee, 1 part soy milk A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.

Squirt Cider
40 1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is. Spirit from Bastion

Stinger
25 10 parts cognac, 5 parts creme de menthe A snappy way to end the day. IBA Official Cocktail

Strawberry Daiquiri
20 2 parts rum, 1 part Lime juice, 1 part sugar, 2 part Berry Juice, 1 part ice Pink looking drink with flowers and a bit straw to sip it. Looks sweet and refreshing, perfect for warm days. results in 7

Strawberry Milk
0 1 part Berry Juice, 1 part Milk

Strawberry Tea
0 1 part Berry juice, 1 part Arnold Palmer, 1 part sugar

Sugar Rush
10 2 parts sugar, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part wine Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets. Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food.
Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
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Syndicate Bomb
90 1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part beer A syndicate bomb. Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.

Tequila Sunrise
45 2 parts tequila, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part grenadine Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra... Causes glowing. IBA Official Cocktail

The Manly Dorf
100 1 parts beer, 2 parts ale A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only. Heals people with the dwarf mutation. Reference to Dwarf Fortress
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Thirteen Loko
80 1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part coffee This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass. Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or melt your eyes out if already blind, 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.

Three Mile Island Iced Tea
10 10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown. Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.

Toxins Special
25 2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth, 2 parts Plasma Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!! Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.

Trappist Beer
40 2 parts ale, 2 parts holy water, 1 part sugar A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks. If you're a chaplain it reduces jittering, stuttering and heals 2.5 burn per tick.

Triple Citrus
N/A 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice Triple the citrus, triple the fun. Can be used to make Colorful Reagent. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.

Turbo
85 2 parts moonshine, 1 part Nitrous Oxide, 1 part Sugar Rush, 1 part Pwr Game A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers. Regenerates your stamina faster the more drunk you are.
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Vanilla Pudding
N/A 5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.

Vodka and Tonic
70 2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic water For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.

Vodka Martini
65 2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.

Whiskey Cola
70 2 parts whiskey, 1 part Space Cola An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.

Whiskey Soda
70 2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water Ultimate refreshment.

Whiskey Sour
35 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part sugar Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.

White Russian
50 3 Black Russian, 2 part cream A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man. IBA Official Cocktail

Wizz Fizz
50 1 part champagne, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part triple sec A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild. Heals wizards 1 of every damage type per tick.

..What?
N/A Fail a recipe You can't really tell what this is. You get this when there is something else in the glass

Species-Specific Drinks

Drink Strenght Ingredients Description Notes

Cold Scales
50 1 part tea, 1 part slime jelly, 1 part methol A soft green drink that looks inviting! Increases disgust for all species but lizards.

Oil Drum
45 1 part ethanol, 1 part oil, 12 parts champagne A gray can of booze and oil... Results in 3
increases disgust for all species but synthetics.

Nord King
50 5 part ethanol, 1 part honey, 10 parts Red Mead A dripping keg of red mead. Results in 10
Increases disgust for all species but humans or dwarves.

Velvet Kiss
10 5 parts blood, 1 part tea, 10 parts wine Red and white drink for the upper classes or undead. Results in 15
Increases disgust for all species but zombies, vampires, and dullahan

Abduction Fruit
80 10 parts lime juice, 5 parts strawberry juice, 10 parts watermelon juice Mixed fruits that were never ment to be mixed... Results in 3
Increases disgust all species but abductors.

Bug Zapper
5 10 parts Lemon Juice, 1 part teslium, 10 parts copper An odd mix of copper, lemon juice and power meant for non-human consumption. Results in 20
Increases disgust all species but insects, flypersons, and mothsmen.

Mush Crush
5 10 parts iron, 5 parts ash, 10 parts coffee powder. Popular among people that want to grow their own food rather then drink the soil. Results in 10
Increases disgust all species except plantpeople.

Hollow Bone
15 5 parts bone hurting juice, 10 parts milk, 10 parts coconut milk Mixing of milk and bone hurting juice for enjoyment for rather skinny people. Results in 10
Increases disgust all species except plasmamen and skeletons.

Jell Wyrm
40 1 part slime jelly, 1 part carpotoxin, 1 part carbon dioxide A bubbly drink that is rather inviting to those that don't know who it's meant for. Toxic drink to most species
results in 2
must be heated to 333K (59.85C)
Increases disgust all species except jellypeople, slimepeople, and luminescents.

Laval Spit
30 5 parts iron, 10 parts Mauna Loa,5 parts sulfur Piping hot drink for those who can stomach the heat of lava. Must be heated to 900K (626.85C)
Increase disgust for all species except golems.

Robot Tears
25 1 part synthanol, 1 part oil, 1 part soda water no robots were hurt in the making of this drink. Synthanol Recipe

Trinary
20 1 part synthanol, 1 part lime juice, 1 part orange juice Colorful drink made for synthetic crewmembers Synthanol Recipe

Servo
25 1 part synthanol, 1 part cream, 1 part hot coco Chocolate - based drink made for IPCs. Not sure if anyone's actually tried out the recipe. Synthanol Recipe

Uplink
15 1 part synthanol, 1 part rum, 1 part vodka, 1 part tequila, 1 part whiskey An exquisite mix of the finest liquoirs and synthanol. Meant only for synthetics. Synthanol Recipe

Synth 'n coke
25 1 part synthanol, 1 part cola Classic drink altered to fit the tastes of a robot, contains de-rustifying properties. Bad idea to drink if you're made of carbon. Synthanol Recipe

Synthignon
25 1 part synthanol, 1 part wine Someone mixed good wine and robot booze. Romantic, but atrocious. Synthanol Recipe

Juice Cartons

By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.

Food

You need food to avoid hunger. Food is cooked either with the crafting menu or by putting certain ingredients into different types of machinery, such as the microwave .

Example Cooking Guide

As an example that requires both machinery and the crafting menu , here is how to cook a sausage :

  1. Grab two pieces of meat from your fridge.
  2. Put one of the pieces of meat into the food processor .
  3. Click the food processor to turn it on. This will turn the meat into a meatball .
  4. Place the other piece of meat on any table .
  5. Vend a kitchen knife from the dinnerware vendor , and use it on the piece of meat . It should turn into 3x raw meat cutlets .
  6. Put two of the raw meat cutlets into a microwave (by clicking the microwave with a raw cutlet in active hand).
  7. Turn on the microwave by alt-clicking it. The two raw meat cutlets should turn into cutlets .
  8. Place the meatball and the two cutlets on the same tile (such as the same table).
  9. Stand within 1 tile's reach from both the meatball and the two cutlets . Click the crafting menu HUD icon to open the crafting menu.
  10. In the crafting menu, cycle through categories with arrows until you reach "Foods". Then cycle through the subcategories of "Foods" until you find "Meats".
  11. If you followed the above steps correctly, the "Sausage" recipe should be clickable (instead of greyed out). Click it and stand still a few seconds to craft a sausage .


Ingredients

Butchering

This is how you get your meat. In space, meat can be expensive to purchase from Cargo, and there are only so many monkeys on the station. There is a reason you have Morgue access.

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the gibber, one of the machines in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Then click the gibber again to activate it. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in meat and skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you could also use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume.

The gibber also can be upgraded in order to acquire more meat per body, faster processing, and the ability to gib fully clothed people with better manipulators (not that you would need that). It should be in your best interest to get the science team to at least upgrade your gibber. Go here to see the upgrades in detail.

There are many types of meat, and only some of them are listed below.

Picture Food name How to acquire
Meat Get meat from humans by gibbing them with a gibber. Get meat from most other creatures by slaughterering their dead bodies with a sharp object on harm intent .
Bear Meat Slaughter a dead space bear with a sharp object on harm intent .
Carp Fillet Slaughter a dead space carp with a sharp object on harm intent .
Raw Crab Meat Slaughter a dead crab with a sharp object on harm intent .
Spider Leg Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object on harm intent .
Spider Meat Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object on harm intent .

Knife & Rolling Pin

These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine). When the recipe creates multiple products from a single object, each individual product has the same reagents as the sliced object, divided by the number of products made. (For example, a bread loaf with 20 nutriment would be sliced into 5 bread slices containing 4 nutriment each.)

Picture Food name How to acquire
Bread Slice Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make sandwiches. Makes 5 slices.
Cake Slice Slice any cake with your knife. Makes 5 slices.
Pizza Slice Slice any pizza with your knife. Makes 6 slices.
File:Sheet pizza.png Pepperoni Sheetzzas Flatten a pizza slice with your rolling pin. This is a construction material.
Dough Slice Slice a flat dough with your knife. Makes 3 dough slices.
Flat Dough Flatten a dough with your rolling pin. Makes 1 flat dough.
Raw Cutlet Slice a meat with your knife. Makes 3 cutlets.
Pie Dough Flatten a cake batter with your rolling pin. Makes 1 pie dough.
Raw Pastry Base Slice a pie dough with your knife. Makes 3 raw pastry base.
Potato Wedges Slice a potato with your knife. Makes one plate of potato wedges.
Cheese Wedge Slice a cheese wheel with your knife. Makes 5 cheese wedges.
Salami Slice a sausage with your knife. Makes 6 slices of salami.

Processor

Some items can be processed with the Processor, which can be found in your kitchen.

Picture Processes Condiments
Raw Bacon Process one raw cutlet.
Faggot Meatball Process one slab of human or monkey meat. Renamed from "faggot" in April 2020 for compliance with Github ToS.
Slime Jam Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you. Slimes or slime extracts can't be inserted.
Tator Tot Process one potato.
Space Fries Process one plate of potato wedges.
Carrot Fries Process one carrot.
Roast Parsnip Process one parsnip.
Soy Dope Process one soy bean.
Spaghetti Process one dough slice.
Tortilla Process one corn.
Yaki Imo Process one sweet potato.

All-In-One-Grinder

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting Juice.

Picture Blends How to acquire
Universal Enzyme Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use wooden barrels to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor.
File:Nutriment.png Nutriment Grind any solid food.
Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Oil Grind chilis.
Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Blue Slimes or from grinding Ice Pepper. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. Changeling cryo sting injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and slimepeople. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick.
Ketchup Grind tomatoes.
Flour Grind wheat or oat stalks.
Rice Grind rice stalks.
Rice Bowl Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
Dough Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
Cake Batter Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 sugar. (you can also use soy milk instead of egg yolk)
Egg Yolk Break an egg into a beaker.
Secret Sauce Makes food taste amazing. Recipe is completely random and changes every 7 days. The recipe may be found in a certain space ruin on a paper. You could have to mix a random number of random ingredients in random amounts with a similarly random set of catalysts, raise or lower it past a random temperature, mix it specifically in a random container (it won't work in any other container if this is the case), heat an explosive beyond its exploding point, and more. Either way, the recipe will only make 1u.
BBQ Sauce 3 parts
Saline-Glucose Solution
2 parts
Saltwater
1 Part
Salt
1 part Chlorine

1 part Sodium

1 Part Water


1 part Sugar

(Sugar + Water + Salt)

1 part Ash
1 part Tomato Juice
1 part Pepper

Soy Sauce Mix 40 units soy milk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid.
Salt Mix Sodium + Chlorine + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
Pepper Grind pepper-mills from the cafe.
Peptides Is created in your body if you eat food after eating Trophazole. Heals brute and some burn every few seconds. Does not give as much nutriment as other foods.
Moonshine Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 universal enzyme.
File:Cheesewheel.gif Cheese Wheel Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst). End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
File:Chocolatebar.gif Chocolate Bar Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units milk/soy milk + 2 units Sugar.
Tofu Mix 10 soy milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst).
Butter Mix 15 milk in the grinder.
Butter on a stick Insert a metal rod into butter.
Mayonnaise Grind egg yolk.
Sugar Grind white beet or sugar cane.
Astrotame Found in Dinnerware Vendor. Artificial sweetener. Makes food taste better while adding zero calories. If overdosed (17u) it makes you disgusted.
Caramel Heat sugar to 413.15K. Will burn into carbon if heated to 483.15K.
Sprinkles Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
Cherry Jelly Grind cherries.
Blue Cherry Jelly Grind blue cherries.
Gravy Mix 1 part nutriment, 1 part flour and 1 part milk.

Microwave Oven

The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

Picture Cooked food How to acquire
Bacon Microwave a raw bacon.
Plain Bread Microwave a dough. Used in all bread recipes.
Bun Microwave a dough slice. Used in burgers.
Pastry Base Microwave a raw pastry base. Used in most pastry recipes.
Boiled Spaghetti Microwave spaghettis. Used in spaghetti recipes.
Pizza Bread Microwave a flat dough. Used in pizza recipes.
File:Pie.gif Plain Pie Microwave a pie dough. Used in pie recipes.
Plain Cake Microwave a cake batter. Used in cake recipes.
Boiled Spider Leg Microwave a spider leg.
Cutlet Microwave a raw cutlet. Used in many recipes with meat.
Meat Steak Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
Crab Meat Microwave raw crab meat. Used in some in some recipes.
Toasted Sandwich Microwave a sandwich.
Popcorn Microwave a corn.
Warm Donk-pocket Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains Omnizine.
Boiled Egg Microwave an egg.
Boiled Rice Microwave a Rice Bowl. Used in rice recipes.
Khinkali Microwave a Raw Khinkali.
Onion Rings Microwave an onion slice.


Crafting Recipes

Most dish recipes are made using the crafting menu, that is by placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button ( a small T icon on your HUD) to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

Burgers

(Partly out of date as new burgers and sprites were added Dec 2019.)

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Burger 1 bun + 1 meat steak 7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger. Has a 1% chance of turning into steamed hams.
Bacon Burger 1 bun + 3 cooked bacon + 3 cheese wedge 19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
Brain Burger 1 bun + 1 Brain 8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains Mannitol.
Clown Burger 1 bun + 1 Clown Mask 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
Crab Burger 1 bun + 2 crab meat ? A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun.
Mime Burger 1 bun + 1 Mime Mask 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
Tofu Burger 1 bun + 1 tofu 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Melts your face!
Spell Burger 1 bun + 1 Wizard Hat 8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
Xenoburger 1 bun + 1 xeno meat steak 9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin Ali-yum!
Jelly Burger 1 bun + 5 units slime jam or 5 units cherry jelly 2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin My insides are burning!
File:Ghostbur.PNG Ghost Burger 1 bun + 1 Ectoplasm 7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin Terror-ifficly tasty.
Appendix Burger 1 bun + 1 Appendix 8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Tastes like appendicitis
Five Alarm Burger 1 bun + 2 ghost chili 6 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 5 Pepper, 1 Vitamin HOT! HOT!
Rat Burger 1 bun + 1 dead mouse 3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin What did you expect?
Big Bite Burger 1 bun + 3 meat steak 17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin Forget the Big Mac.
Super Bite Burger 1 bun + 3 cheese wedges + 5 meat steak
+ 4 Tomatoes + 2 boiled eggs + 5 units salt + 5 units pepper
44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
Home Run Baseball Burger 1 bun + 1 Baseball Bat 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
File:Empowered burger.gif Empowered Burger 1 bun + 2 Plasma sheets 8 Nutriment, 5 Liquid Electricity It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.

Breads & Sandwiches

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Meatbread 1 plain bread + 3 cutlets + 3 cheese wedges 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Tofu-Bread 1 plain bread + 3 tofus + 3 cheese wedges 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Xeno-Bread 1 plain bread + 3 xeno cutlets + 3 cheese wedges 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
Spider Meatloaf 1 plain bread + 3 spider cutlets + 3 cheese wedges 30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Green but delicious.
File:Bananabread.gif Banana-nut Bread 1 plain bread + 3 boiled eggs + 5 units milk + 1 Banana 20 Banana, 20 Nutriment Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
Mimana Bread 1 plain bread + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana 20 Nutriment, 5 Mute Toxin, 5 Nothing, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Leaves diners speechless!
Cream Cheese Bread 1 plain bread + 2 cheese wedges + 5 units milk 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Baguette 2 pastry base + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper 6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin The mimes favorite.
Sandwich 2 (plain) bread slices + 1 meat steak + 1 cheese wedge 7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
Garlic Bread 1 (plain) bread slice + 1 butter + 1 garlic 5 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 2 Garlic Juice Alas, it is limited.
Grilled Cheese Sandwich 2 (plain) bread slices + 2 cheese wedge 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
Jelly Toast 1 bread slice + 5 units slime jam or cherry jelly 1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
Buttered Toast 1 bread slice + 1 butter 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast.
Butter Biscuit 1 bun + 1 butter 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Well butter my biscuit!
Butterdog 1 bun + 3 butter 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Made from exotic butters.
Moldy Bread 1 plain bread + 1 fly amanita ?
Two Bread 2 (plain) bread slices + 5 wine 2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Classy.
Jelly Sandwich 2 (plain) bread slices + 5 units slime jam or cherry jelly 2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
Not-a-Sandwich 1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) bread slices 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.

Pizzas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Margherita Pizza 1 pizza bread + 4 cheese wedges + 1 Tomato 30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Mushroom Pizza 1 pizza bread + 5 any Mushrooms 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Meat Pizza 1 pizza bread + 4 cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato 40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
Donk Pocket Pizza 1 pizza bread + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 cheese wedge 27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin Sliceable.
Dank Pizza 1 pizza bread + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato 25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Sassysage Pizza 1 pizza bread + 3 meatballs + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Sliceable.
Vegetable Pizza 1 pizza bread + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato 25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Arnold Pizza 1 pizza bread + 3 cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings 30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily.

Pastas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Tomato Pasta 1 boiled spaghetti + 2 Tomatoes 6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
Copypasta 2 tomato pastas 12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
Spaghetti & Meatballs 1 boiled spaghetti + 2 meatballs 8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
Spesslaw 1 boiled spaghetti + 4 meatballs 8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Lawyer's choice!
Chowmein 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 cutlet + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot 7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables.
Beef Noodle 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 Bowl + 2 cutlet + 1 Cabbage 5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs Nutritious, beefy, and noodly.
Butter Noodles 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 butter 8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Noodles covered in savory butter.

Soups & Stews

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Meatball Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 meatball + 1 carrot + 1 potato 7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
Nettle Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 nettle + 1 boiled egg + 1 potato 5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains Omnizine.
Vegetable Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 carrot + 1 corn + 1 eggplant + 1 potato 5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin Force feed the Botanists this.
Tomato Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 2 tomatoes 3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin What, no crackers?
File:Bloodsoup.png Blood Soup 1 bowl + 10 units blood + 2 bloodtomatoes 3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
Eyeball Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 2 tomatoes + 1 Eyeball 5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs?
Slime Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 5 units slime jam 1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
Clown's Tears 1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 banana + 1 bananium ore 2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin Not very funny.
Mystery Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 burned mess + 1 tofu + 1 boiled egg + 1 cheese wedge 7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:


Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
Omnizine, Banana,
Blood, Slime Jelly,
Toxin, Oculine,
Carbon

This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
Mushroom Soup 1 bowl + 5 units water + 5 units milk + 1 chanterelle 2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
Beet Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 whitebeet + 1 cabbage 3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
Milo Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 2 soy dopes + 2 tofus 9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.
File:Stewedsoymeat.png Stewed Soy Meat 2 soy dopes + 1 carrot + 1 tomato 7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
Stew 1 bowl + 10 units water + 3 cutlet + 1 tomato + 1 potato + 1 carrot + 1 eggplant + 1 mushroom 14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
Cold Chili Stew 1 bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 ice pepper + 1 tomato 8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin Ice, ice, baby!
Hot Chili Stew 1 bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 chili cepper + 1 tomato 8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
Oatmeal 1 bowl + 10 units milk + 1 oat stalk 7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin A nice bowl of oatmeal.
Sweet Potato Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 5 units sugar + 2 sweet potatoes 4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Delicious sweet potato in soup form.
Red Beet Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 red beet + 1 cabbage 4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Quite a delicacy.
French Onion Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 onion + 1 cheese wedge 1 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Good enough to make a grown mime cry.
Wish Soup 1 bowl + 20 units water 20 water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin) Makes you wish the chef could cook.
Bisque 1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 crab meat + 1 boiled rice ? A classic entree from Space-France.
Bungo Curry 1 bowl + 5 units water + 5 units cream + 1 bungo fruit + 1 chili ? A spicy vegetable curry made with the humble bungo fruit, Exotic!
Electron Soup 1 bowl + 10 units water + 5 units table salt + 1 jupiter cup ? A gastronomic curiosity of ethereal origin. It is famed for the minature weather system formed over a properly prepared soup.

Seafood

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
File:Carpfillet.png Imitation Carp Fillet Inject 5 units Carpotoxin into 1 tofu 3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich 1 bun + 1 Carp fillet 3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin Slightly toxic.
Cuban Carp 1 Carp Fillet + 5 units flour + 1 Chili Pepper 6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
Fish & Chips 1 space fries + 1 Carp fillet 6 Nutriment The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Fish Fingers 5 units flour + 1 bun + 1 Carp fillet 4 Nutriment Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Carp Sashimi 1 spider egg + 1 Carp fillet + 5 units soy sauce 6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)

Meat

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Sausage 1 meatball + 2 cutlets 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Slicable into salami. Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
File:Spidereggsham.png Green Eggs and Ham 2 spider cutlets + 1 spider egg + 1 salt 6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin You swear it's still moving.
Corned beef and cabbage 1 Meat steak + 2 Cabbages + 5 salt 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
Filet Migrawr 1 Bear steak + 5 units Manly Dorf (requires lighter) 2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf
Raw Khinkali 1 Dough slice + 1 meatball + 1 garlic 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 1 Garlic Juice Microwave to finish preparing.

Salads

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Herb Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple 8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
Aesir Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple 8 Nutriment, 8 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin Duuuuuuuuuude.
Valid Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 meatball 8 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight 2 Vitamin Heals everyone! Not really
Melon Fruit Bowl 1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin The only salad where you can eat the bowl
Fruit Salad 1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice 2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin Your standard fruit salad.
Jungle Salad 1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice 7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin Exotic fruits in a bowl.
Citrus Delight 1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon 7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Citrus overload!
Monkey's Delight 1 Bowl + 1 Monkey Cube + 1 Banana + 5 units flour + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper 10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin EE EEE!

Pies

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
File:Pie.gif Banana Cream Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Banana 4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
Berry Clafoutis 1 plain pie + 1 Berry 4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
Meatpies 1 plain pie + 1 meat steak + 1 salt + 1 pepper 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Made of people, or not?
Tofu Pie 1 plain pie + 1 tofu 10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Made of plants, or not?
Xeno Pie 1 plain pie + 2 xeno cutlets 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin A delicious end to the xeno threat.
Apple Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Apple 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin The traditional dessert.
Cherry Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Cherry 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
Amanita Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Amanita 5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin Only slightly toxic, really!
Pumpkin Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar 13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
File:Plumppie.GIF Plump Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Plump Helmet 8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Omnizine!
Golden Apple Streusel Tart 1 plain pie + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Goldapple 8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
Blumpkin Pie 1 plain pie + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Blumpkin 3 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Full of delicious chlorine and ammonia.
Dulce de Batata 5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato 4 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin Delicious sliceable jelly.
Frostypie 1 plain pie + 1 Blue cherry 4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin. Tastes like blue and cold.
Baklava Pie 4 Oat stalks + 4 tortillas + 2 butter ? A delightful healthy snack made of nut layers with thin bread.
Beary Pie 1 bear steak + 1 plain pie + 1 Berry 2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin No brown bears, this is a good sign.
Grape Tart 1 plain pie + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes 4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make.
Mime Tart 1 plain pie + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 5 units Nothing ? ... . Requires reading Cooking Desserts 101 to unlock.
Berry Tart 1 plain pie + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 berries ? A tasty dessert of many different small barries on a thin pie crust. Requires reading Cooking Desserts 101 to unlock.
Chocolate Lava Tart 1 plain pie + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Chocolate Bars + 1 Slime Extract ? A tasty dessert made of chocaloate, with a liquid core. Requires reading Cooking Desserts 101 to unlock.

Cakes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Carrot Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Carrots 20 Nutriment, 10 Oculine, 5 Vitamin Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
Cheese Cake 1 plain cake + 2 cheese wedges 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
Birthday Cake 1 plain cake + 5 Sugar + 2 Caramel + 1 candle 20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members. If you microwave the cake it becomes a cakehat .
Energy Cake 1 Birthday Cake + 1 Energy Sword 10 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin, 10 Liquid Electricity Sliceable. Just enough calories for a whole nuclear operative squad. If you microwave the cake it becomes an energy cake(hat) File:Energy cake hat.gif.
Apple Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Apples 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Brain Cake 1 plain cake + 1 Brain 20 Nutriment, 10 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains.
Orange Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Oranges 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Lime Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Limes 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Lemon Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Lemons 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Chocolate Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Chocolate Bars 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Pumpkin Spice Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Pumpkin 32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin Sliceable.
Slime Cake 1 plain cake + 1 Slime Extract 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Blackberry and Strawberry Vanilla Cake 1 plain cake + 5 berries ? Sliceable.
Blackberry and Strawberry Chocolate Cake 1 plain cake + 5 berries + 2 Chocolate Bars ? Sliceable.
Angel Food Cake 1 plain cake + 15u holy water ? Sliceable. Contains holy water.
Pound Cake 4 plain cake ? Sliceable. Counts as junk food.
Hardware Cake 1 plain cake + 2 circuit boards + 5u Sulphuric Acid ? Sliceable. Contains 15u sulphuric acid and 15u oil.
Clown Cake 1 plain cake + 2 sundae + 5 bananas ? Sliceable. Requires reading Cooking Desserts 101 to unlock.
Vanilla Cake 1 plain cake + 2 vanilla pods ? Sliceable. Requires reading Cooking Desserts 101 to unlock.
Spaceman's Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Spaceman's Trumpet + 5 units cream + 5 units berry juice ? Sliceable.
Cak 1 Birthday Cake + 1 Brain + 1 Heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units Blood + 5 units Sprinkles + 1 unit Teslium. N/A A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on disarm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted. Not sliceable.

Side Dishes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Cheese Fries 1 space fries + 1 cheese wedge 6 Nutriment Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
Cheese Omelette 2 eggs + 2 cheese wedges 8 Nutriment Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
Fried Egg 1 egg + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper 2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
Loaded Baked Potato 1 Potato + 1 cheese wedge 6 Nutriment No bacon bits?
Eggplant Parmigiana 2 cheese wedges + 1 Eggplant 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Clogs your arteries, healthily!
Donk-Pocket 1 pastry base + 1 meatball 4 Nutriment Once heated up contains Omnizine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
Spicy Donk-Pocket 1 pastry base + 1 meatball + 1 Chili 4 Nutriment Once heated up contains a little Omnizine, spicy!
Teriyaki Donk-Pocket 1 pastry base + 1 meatball + 3 units soy sauce 4 Nutriment Once heated up contains a little Omnizine, savory!
Pizza Donk-Pocket 1 pastry base + 1 meatball + 1 Tomato 4 Nutriment Once heated up contains a little Omnizine, mama mia!
Banana Donk-Pocket 1 pastry base + 1 meatball +1 Banana +3 units Sugar 4 Nutriment Once heated up contains a little Omnizine, honk!
Berry Donk-Pocket 1 pastry base + 1 Berry] 4 Nutriment Once heated up ontains a little Omnizine, sweet!
Gondola Donk-Pocket 1 pastry base + 1 meatball + 5 units Tranquility 4 Nutriment Once heated up contains a little Omnizine! Also transforms you into a gondola.
Hot Dog 1 bun + 1 Sausage + 5 units Ketchup 6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
Pig in a Blanket 1 bun + 1 butter + 1 cutlet 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll.
Crab Rangoon 1 Dough slice + 1 raw crab meat + 1 cheese wedge + 5 units cream ? Has many names, like crab puffs, cheese wontons, crab dumplings? Whatever you call them, they're a fabulous blast of cream cheesy crab.
Eggs Benedict 1 fried egg + 1 meat steak + 1 bread slice 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin There is only one egg on this, how rude.
Tin of Beans 2 Soy Beans + 5 units Ketchup 10 Nutriment Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.

Pastries

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Donut 1 pastry base + 1 unit Sugar 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 sugar Security members recover morale quickly with these.
Jelly Donut 1 pastry base + 5 units berry juice 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin, Security members recover more morale with these.
Slime Jelly Donut 1 pastry base + 5 units slime jelly ?
Meat Donut 1 pastry base + 1 meat slab 3 Nutriment, 2 ketchup Tastes as gross as it looks.
Chaos Donut 1 pastry base + 5 units Hot Sauce + 5 units Cold Sauce 2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar

Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 Omnizine

Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
Berry Donut 1 donut + 5 units berry juice ?
Spaceman's Donut 1 donut + 3 units Polypyrylium Oligomers ?
Apple Donut 1 donut + 3 units apple juice ?
Caramel Donut 1 donut + 3 units caramel ?
Chocolate Donut 1 donut + 1 chocolate bar ?
Blumpkin Donut 1 donut + 3 units blumpkin juice ?
Bungo Donut 1 donut + 3 units bungo juice + 5 units Cold Sauce ?
Matcha Donut 1 donut + 3 units tea powder ?
Berry Jelly Donut 1 jelly donut + 3 units berry juice ?
Spaceman's Jelly Donut 1 jelly donut + 3 units Polypyrylium Oligomers ?
Apple Jelly Donut 1 jelly donut + 3 units apple juice ?
Caramel Jelly Donut 1 jelly donut + 3 units caramel ?
Chocolate Jelly Donut 1 jelly donut + 1 chocolate bar ?
Blumpkin Jelly Donut 1 jelly donut + 3 units blumpkin juice ?
Bungo Jelly Donut 1 jelly donut + 3 units bungo juice ?
Matcha Jelly Donut 1 jelly donut + 3 units tea powder ?
Berry Slime Donut 1 slime jelly donut + 3 units berry juice ?
Spaceman's Slime Donut 1 slime jelly donut + 3 units Polypyrylium Oligomers ?
Apple Slime Donut 1 slime jelly donut + 3 units apple juice ?
Caramel Slime Donut 1 slime jelly donut + 3 units caramel ?
Chocolate Slime Donut 1 slime jelly donut + 1 chocolate bar ?
Blumpkin Slime Donut 1 slime jelly donut + 3 units blumpkin juice ?
Bungo Slime Donut 1 slime jelly donut + 3 units bungo juice ?
Matcha Slime Donut 1 slime jelly donut + 3 units tea powder ?
Soylent Green 2 pastry base + 2 Human Meats 10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Soylen Viridians 2 pastry base + 1 Soy Bean 10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Waffles 2 pastry base 8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Like pancakes with syrup traps.
Roffle Waffles 2 pastry base + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen 8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
Fortune Cookie 1 pastry base + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy 3 Nutriment Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
Sugar Cookie 1 pastry base + 5 units Sugar 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar Just like your little sister used to make.
Muffin 1 pastry base + 5 units milk 6 Nutriment Muffin!
Berry Muffin 1 pastry base + 5 units milk + 1 Berry 6 Nutriment A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
Booberry Muffin 1 pastry base + 5 units milk + 1 Berry + 1 Ectoplasm 6 Nutriment My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
Cracker 1 pastry base + 1 salt 1 Nutriment Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
Poppy Pretzel 1 pastry base + 1 Poppy Seed 5 Nutriment Heals brute damage with opium!
Plump Biscuits 1 pastry base + 1 Plump Helmet 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
Oatmeal cookie 1 pastry base + 1 Oat stalk 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin The best of both cookie and oat.
Raisin Cookie 1 pastry base + 1 Oat stalk + 1 4no Raisins 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Why would you put raisins on a cookie?
Cherry Cupcake 1 pastry base + 1 Cherry 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
Blue Cherry Cupcake 1 pastry base + 1 Blue cherry 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
Dank-pocket 1 pastry base + 1 Cannabis 3 Lipolicide, 3 Space Drugs, 4 Nutriment
Khachapuri 1 plain bread + 1 cheese wedge + 5 units egg yolk 12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
Chocolate Cornet 1 Pastry Base + 1 unit Salt + 1 Chocolate Bar 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
Honey Bun 1 Pastry Base + 5 units Honey 5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
Pancake 1 Pastry Base 4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Can be stacked.
Blueberry Pancake 1 Pastry Base, 1 Berry 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
Chocolate Chip Pancake 1 Pastry Base, 1 Chocolate Bar 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
Cannoli 1 Pastry Base + 1 units milk + 3 units sugar 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin

Sweets

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Chocolate Egg 1 boiled egg + 1 chocolate bar 4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
Chocolate Coin 1 Coin + 1 chocolate bar 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Coco
Fudge Dice 1 Die + 1 chocolate bar 3 Nutriment, 1 Coco You get a fudge die after eating it.
Chocolate Orange 1 Orange + 1 chocolate bar 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Coco
Candied Apple 5 units Caramel + 1 Apple 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar Happy Halloween generic shift!
Honey Nut Bar 1 Oat + 5 units Honey 5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
Spider Lollipop 1 Rod + 5 Sugar + 5 Water + 1 Spiderling 1 Nutriment, 1 Toxin, 10 Iron, 5 Sugar, 2 Omnizine


Frozen

Paper cups can be dispensed from from water coolers, found in some places.

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Icecream Sandwich 1 ice cream + 5 units ice + 5 units milk cream 2 Nutriment, 2 Ice Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.
Space Freezy 5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream 6 Nutriment, 5 Blue Cherry Jelly, 4 Vitamin The best icecream in space!
Sundae 5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream 6 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin A classic desert.
Honkdae 5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream 6 Nutriment, 10 Banana, 4 Vitamin The clown's favorite desert.
Flavorless Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice 1u water
Pineapple Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u pineapple juice ?
Lime Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u lime juice ?
Lemon Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u lemon juice ?
Apple Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u apple juice ?
Grape Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u grape juice ?
Orange Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u orange juice ?
Bluecherry Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u blue cherry jelly ?
Cherry Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u cherry jelly ?
Berry Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u berry juice ?
Fruit Salad Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u orange juice + 5u lime juice + 5u lemon juice ?
Mime Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u nothing ?
Clown Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u Laughter ?
Space Cola Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u cola ?
Pwr Game Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 15u Pwr Game ?
Honey Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u honey ?
Rainbow Snowcone 1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u
Colorful Reagent
1 part
Triple Citrus
1 part Lemon Juice

1 part Lime Juice
1 part Orange Juice


1 part
Cryoxadone
1 part
Acetone
1 part
Oil
1 part Welding Fuel

1 part Carbon
1 part Hydrogen


1 part Welding Fuel

1 part Oxygen

1 part
Unstable Mutagen
1 part Chlorine

1 part Phosphorus
1 part Radium


1 part Stable Plasma


1 part
Space Drugs
1 part Lithium

1 part Mercury
1 part Sugar


1 part Radium
1 part Stable Plasma

?

Exotic

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Chawanmushi 5 units Water + 5 units soy sauce + 2 boiled eggs + 1 Chanterelle 5 Nutriment Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
File:Wingchu.png Wing Fang Chu 5 units soy sauce + 2 xeno cutlets 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin At least it wasn't the dog.
Enchiladas 2 cutlets + 2 chilis + 2 tortillas 8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin Spicy.
Classic Taco 1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet + 1 Cabbage 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce
Plain Taco 1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet 3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food.
Egg Wrap 1 fried egg + 1 Cabbage + 10 units soy sauce 5 Nutriment The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
Burrito 1 tortilla + 2 Soybeans 4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Delicious!
Cheesy Burrito 1 tortilla + 2 cheese wedges + 1 Soybeans 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin It's a burrito filled with cheese.
Carne Asada Burrito 1 tortilla + 2 cutlets + 1 Soybeans 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin The best burrito for meat lovers.
Fuego Plasma Burrito 1 tortilla + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans 4 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 3 Vitamin A super spicy burrito.
Kebab 1 Metal Rod + 2 meat steaks (meat must be same type!), 2 human meat steaks, 2 tofus, or 1 lizard tail 8 Nutriment You get the metal rod back after eating.
Nachos 1 tortilla + 1 unit Salt 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt Chips from Space Mexico
Cheesy Nachos 1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 unit Salt 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Salt The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese.
Cuban Nachos 1 tortilla + 5 units Ketchup + 2 Chili pepper 7 Nutriment, 8 Capsaicin, 4 Vitamin That's some dangerously spicy nachos.
Amanita Jelly 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Amanitas 6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen It's evil, don't touch it!
Spacy Liberty Duff 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Liberty Caps 6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
File:Melonkeg.gif Melon Keg 1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units vodka 9 Nutriment, 15 Vodka, 4 Vitamin Who knew vodka was a fruit?
Stuffed Legion 1 Goliath meat steak + 1 Legion Core + 2 units Ketchup + 2 units Capsaicin 5 Nutriment, 2 Capsaicin, 2 Vitamin Putting skulls to use as food bowls has never seemed better.
Powercrepe 1 flat dough + 1 Milk + 5 Cherry Jelly + 1 Super Power Cell + 1 Captain's Sabre 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Cherry Jelly With great power, comes great crepes.
Bran Requests Cereal 1 Wheat + 1 4no Raisins 3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 10 Salt A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran.
Rice and Pork 1 Boiled Rice + 2 Cutlet 18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine It's rice and ..."pork".
BBQ Ribs 2 meat steak + 2 rods + 5u BBQ sauce ? Sweet, Smokey, Savory, and gets everywhere. Perfect for Grilling.
Egg Bowl 1 Boiled Rice + 1 Boiled egg + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn 4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin A bowl of rice with a fried egg.
Rice Pudding 1 Boiled Rice + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar 9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
Meat Bun 5 units soy sauce + 1 bun + 1 meatball + 1 Cabbage 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Has the potential to not be Dog.
Rat kebab 1 Dead Mouse, 1 Metal Rod 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
Double Rat Kebab 2 Dead Mice, 1 Metal Rod 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Twice the rat, twice the flavor.
Butterbear 15 butter + 1 brain (with soul) + 1 heart + 5 meat slabs + 50 units blood + 1 unit Teslium. N/A A butter/bear hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. The crew can eat the bear by smacking it, but it has a large regeneration factor to counteract this. When the bear slaps people it has a significant chance to slip its unfortunate victim. The bear will be named Terrygold.
Royal Cheese 1 cheese wheel + 1 gold crown + 5 units
Strange Reagent
1 part
Unstable Mutagen
1 part Chlorine

1 part Phosphorus
1 part Radium


1 part
Omnizine
Grown from Ambrosia Deus or found in lollipops and heated Donk Pockets

1 part Holy Water

+ 5 units
Unstable Mutagen
1 part Chlorine

1 part Phosphorus
1 part Radium

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20 Gold, 15 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Unstable Mutagen Feed a rat with it to turn it into a rat king.

Custom Recipes

Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

Custom food How to acquire
Custom Bread Use ingredients on a plain bread. Sliceable for custom bread slice.
Custom Cake Use ingredients on a plain cake. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pizza Use ingredients on a pizza bread. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pie Use ingredients on a plain pie.
Custom Spaghetti Use ingredients on a plate of boiled spaghetti.
Custom Salad Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
Custom Soup Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
Custom Kebab Use ingredients on a metal rod.
Custom Sandwich Use ingredients on any bread slice. Use another bread slice (any type) to finish the sandwich.
Custom Burger Use ingredients on a bun.

Recipe Books

Some recipes will only be visible in your crafting menu after reading a special book first. So far there is only one such book:

Picture Book Unlocks Where to get Notes
Cooking Desserts 101 Mime tart, berry tart, chocolate lava tart, clown cake and vanilla cake. Dinner-o-Mat

Icecream Vat

Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!

This is the window that opens when you click an Icecream Vat.

For those hot days on the station there's an Icecream Vat, which can be used to make icecream. You do this by first clicking the Icecream Vat to open a window. To create an icecream, you must first dispense a cone. Then you click "select" next to the icecream type you want to put into the cone. Then you click the vat while holding the cone in hand.

The vat starts with some icecream and several cones stored. To make more of them you must click the "make" buttons while having the correct ingredients stored in the vat. Making more icecream or cones will just store them in the vat, until you make an icecream with it as described above.

The "Refill from beaker" button can be used to refill the vat with the standard ingredients (flour, sugar, milk, vanilla etc). Do it by loading a beaker (containing for example ice) into the vat, and then clicking "refill from beaker". The ice will be transferred to the vat, and can then be used if you click certain "make" buttons. Eject a beaker with alt-click.

The recipes below describe which ingredients the vat must be filled with to be able to "make" the listed items.

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Waffle Cone 1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
Chocolate Cone 1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar + 1 coco powder Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
Vanilla Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit vanilla Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Strawberry Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit berry juice Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Chocolate Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice 1 unit coco powder Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Blue Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit Singulo Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Custom Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit optional flavoring (any reagent) This will let you create custom ice cream flavoured by any reagent. Do it by putting a beaker with any reagents into the Icecream Vat. Then click "Make" and "Select" next to "custom ice cream". Then dispense and use a cone on the Icecream Vat to create your custom icecream. Remove the beaker by alt-clicking the vat.

Grill

Orderable from cargo. Grilling food adds grill marks, nutrition and char which makes it taste better. Can be powered with coal, wood or Monkey Energy . (Detailed instructions to be added)


Vending Machine Food

Junk Food

If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

Picture Dispenses Description
Candy Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
Cup Ramen Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
Chips Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
4no Raisins Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
Space Twinkie A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
Cheesie Honkers Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,

Junk Drinks

If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.

Picture Dispenses Description
Space Cola 30u cola. In space. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
Space Mountain Wind Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens sleep, reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
Dr. Gibb A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
Star-kist Made up of 15u Cola and 15u orange juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
Space-Up Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
Pwr Game The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
Lemon-Lime You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u Lemon-Lime.
Canned air 24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
Grey Bull Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks.
Monkey Energy Unleash the ape! Works as fuel for the grill and increases your speed if you're a monkey. Contains 50u.
Sol Dry 30u Sol Dry. In space. Reduces disgust.

Hot Drinks

If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering space is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

Picture Dispenses Description
Robust Coffee Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
Duke Purple Tea An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
Dutch Hot Coco Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco heats you up if cold and has 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts milk and 1 part cocoa heated to 320K.

Other food

Picture Item Description
Cookie A Peacekeeper cyborg can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.
Lollipop Medical cyborgs can dispense lollipops. Full of Omnizine, sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment.
Gumball Medical cyborgs can also dispense gumballs! These contain not only sugar, but also healing chemicals.

Hunger

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat. Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

Starvation

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Kitchen for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Obesity

A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but surgery or using lipocide is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.


When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

Satiety

Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both good and bad reagents slower, for a higher total effect. On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.


Breakfast

Some food and drink types will give a positive moodlet for 10 minutes if consumed within 15 minutes of the start of the shift. These are:

  • most egg based foods
  • coffee
  • bacon
  • oatmeal
  • orange juice
  • milk
  • pancakes
  • waffles
  • donuts
  • toasts
  • biscuits
  • cereal