Guide to drinks

Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

Drink Strength

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in surgery when applied externally.

A Quick, comprehensible list of what a drink will do to you. [Show/hide]

0: Non-alcoholic.
1-10: Barely classifiable as alcohol - occasional slurring.
11-20: Slight alcohol content - slurring.
21-30: Below average - imbiber begins to look slightly drunk.
31-40: Just below average - no unique effects.
41-50: Average - mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk.
51-60: Just above average - disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk.
61-70: Above average - small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed.
71-80: High alcohol content - blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced.
81-90: Extremely high alcohol content - heavy toxin damage, passing out.
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death.

Basic Drink Ingredients

Drink	Strenght	Ingredients	Description	Notes
Absinthe	80	1 part Absinthe	A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumoured to cause hallucinations but does not.	Has a chance to cause hallucinations. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
Ale	65	1 part ale	A warm pint of delicious ale.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
Aloe Juice	N/A	1 part aloe juice	A healthy and refreshing juice.	30% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. To acquire: Juice aloe or grind aloe cream.
Amaretto	25	1 part Amaretto	A gentle and syrup-like drink, tastes of almonds and apricots.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles Luini Amaretto
Applejack	20	1 part applejack	The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
Apple Juice	N/A	1 part apple juice	The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages.	To acquire: Juice an apple.
Banana Juice	N/A	1 part banana juice	The raw essence of a banana. HONK	Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage To acquire: Juice bananas.
Beer	25	1 part beer	A freezing pint of beer.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
Berry Juice	N/A	1 part berry juice	berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?	To acquire: Juice berries.
Bungo Juice	N/A	1 part bungo juice	Exotic! You feel like you are on vacation already.	Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage To acquire: Juice bungo fruit
Carrot juice	N/A	1 part carrot juice	It is just like a carrot but without crunching.	Heals eye damage. To acquire: Juice carrots.
Champagne	40	1 part champagne	A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.	To acquire: Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
Clown's Tears	N/A	1 part clown's tears	Not very funny.	To acquire: Grind some clown's tear soup.
Coffee	N/A	1 part coffee	Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. To acquire: Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
Cognac	75	1 part cognac	Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Creme de Coconut	20	1 part creme de coconut	A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
Creme de Menthe	20	1 part creme de menthe	A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
Creme de Cacao	20	1 part creme de cacao	A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
Dr. Gibb	N/A	1 part Dr. Gibb	Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.	Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Fernet	80	1 part Fernet	Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure.	Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. To acquire: In hacked Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Garlic Juice	N/A	1 part garlic juice	Crushed (not juiced)garlic. Chefs love it.	20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a cook. Prevents vampires from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u). To acquire: Grind garlic.
Gin	45	1 part gin	It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
Grenadine	N/A	1 part grenadine	Delicious flavored syrup.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat.
Glass of Ice	N/A	1 part ice	Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...	Cools down. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Hard Cider	25	1 part hard cider	Apple juice, for adults.	Cools down. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
Holy Water	N/A	1 part holy water	A glass of holy water.	Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals cultism. To acquire: Have the Chaplain hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the Chapel.
Kahlúa	45	1 part Kahlúa	DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST	Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 universal enzyme.
Lemon Juice	N/A	1 part lemon juice	Sour...	To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
Lemon-Lime	N/A	1 part Lemon-Lime	You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.	Cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Lime Juice	N/A	1 part lime juice	A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.	20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
Menthol	N/A	1 part menthol	Tastes naturally minty and imparts a very mild numbing sensation.	Prevents coughing. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
Milk	N/A	1 part milk	White and nutritious goodness!	20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges capsaicin oil. To acquire: Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in the kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
Cream	N/A	1 part cream	Ewwww...	20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
Nothing	N/A	1 part nothing	Absolutely nothing.	Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them. To acquire: Mime's Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding Mimanas.
Orange Juice	N/A	1 part orange juice	Vitamins! Yay!	30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
Parsnip Juice	N/A	1 part parsnip juice	Why...	To acquire: Juice a parsnip.
Peach Juice	N/A	1 part peach juice	Just peachy.	To acquire: Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in maintenance.
Pineapple Juice	N/A	1 part pineapple juice	Tart, tropical, and hotly debated.	To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice pineapples.
Poison Berry Juice	N/A	1 part poison berry juice	berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?	Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. To acquire: Juice poison berries.
Potato Juice	N/A	1 part potato juice	Bleh...	To acquire: Juice potatoes.
Rum	60	1 part rum	Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Sake	70	1 part sake	A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
Soda Water	N/A	1 part soda water	Why not make a scotch and soda?	Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Sol Dry	N/A	1 part Sol Dry	A soothing, mellow drink made from ginger.	Reduces disgust. To acquire: 10 cans of Sol Dry in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. 30 units in each can.
Soy Milk	N/A	1 part soy milk	White and nutritious soy goodness!	20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. To acquire: Biogenerator or from Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in the kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
Space Cola	N/A	1 part Space Cola	A glass of refreshing Space Cola.	Cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
Space Mountain Wind	N/A	1 part Space Mountain Wind	Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.	Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Space-Up	N/A	1 part Space-Up	Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.	Cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Synthanol	N/A	1 part Space Lube, 1 part Plasma, 1 part Welding Fuel	A runny liquid with conductive capacities. Its effects on synthetics are similar to those of alcohol on organics.	Non-synthetic will rapidly purge synthanol-based drinks from their systems.
Tea	N/A	1 part tea	Drinking it from here would not seem right.	Similar to coffee but also removes jitteriness and a small number of toxins. To acquire: Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
Tequila	70	1 part tequila	Now all that's missing is the weird coloured shades!	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Tomato Juice	N/A	1 part tomato juice	Are you sure this is tomato juice?	20% chance to heal 1 burn damage. Blood shows the same way. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
Tonic Water	N/A	1 part tonic water	Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Triple Sec	30	1 part triple sec	A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.	To acquire: In a booze dispenser.
Vermouth	45	1 part vermouth	You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Vodka	65	1 part vodka	The glass contain wodka. Xynta.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 potato juice + 5 universal enzyme
Water	N/A	1 part water	The father of all refreshments.	To acquire: Sinks. Watertanks.
Watermelon Juice	N/A	1 part watermelon juice	A glass of watermelon juice.	To acquire: Juice watermelon slices.
Welder Fuel	N/A	1 part welding fuel	Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.	Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. To acquire: Find a Welding fuel tank.
Whiskey	75	1 part whiskey	A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
Wine	35	1 part wine	A very classy looking drink.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 grape juice + 5 universal enzyme (instantly becomes grappa).

Mixed Drinks

Drink	Strenght	Ingredients	Description	Notes
Acid Spit	70	5 parts wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid	A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
Alexander	50	1 part cognac, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part cream	A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems.	If you have a shield it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points. IBA Official Cocktail
Allies Cocktail	45	1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka	A drink made from your allies.	Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin.
Aloe	35	3 part watermelon juice, 1 part cream, 2 part whiskey	Very, very, very good.
Amaretto Alexander	35	1 part Amaretto , 1 part cream, 1 part creme de cacao	A creamy, indulgent delight that is in fact as gentle as it seems.
Amasec	35	1 part Iron, 5 part wine, 5 part vodka	Always handy before COMBAT!!!	Warhammer 40k drink
Andalusia	40	1 part rum, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice	A nice, strangely named drink.
Anti-Freeze	35	2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, 1 part ice	The ultimate refreshment.	Heats you up if you are frozen.
Arnold Palmer	N/A	1 part lemonade, 1 part tea	Encourages the patient to go golfing.
Atomic Bomb	N/A	10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium	Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.	Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
B-52	85	1 part irish cream, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part cognac	Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.	IBA Official Cocktail
Bacchus' Blessing	300	1 part Hooch + 1 part absinthe + 1 part Manly Dorf + 1 part Syndicate Bomb	Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.	Can kill you if you drink enough.
Bahama Mama	35	2 parts rum, 1 part Creme de Coconut, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part pineapple juice	Tropic cocktail.	Existing cocktail
Banana Honk	60	1 part laughter, 1 part cream	A drink from Clown Heaven.	Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
Barefoot	45	1 part cream, 1 part vermouth, 1 part berry juice	Barefoot and pregnant.	Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
Bastion Bourbon	30	1 part tea, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part triple citrus, 1 part berry juice	Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors.	When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4. Spirit from Bastion
Beepsky Smash	60	2 parts quadruple sec, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part Iron	Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.	Summons a stream of securitron hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of security, you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
Between the Sheets	55	1 part rum, 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice	A provocatively named classic.	Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you. IBA Official Cocktail
Bilk	15	1 part beer, 1 part milk	A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.	10% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
Black Russian	70	3 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlúa	For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.	IBA official cocktail
Blank Paper	20	1 part Silencer, 1 part nothing, 1 part Nuka Cola	A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh.	Heals and mutes mimes.
Blazaam	70	1 part peach juice, 1 part Bluespace Dust, 2 parts gin	The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.	Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
Bloody Mary	55	1 part vodka, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part lime juice	Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.	Restores blood. IBA official cocktail
Blue Cherry Shake	N/A	1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly	A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
Booger	45	1 part cream, 1 part banana juice, 1 part rum, 1 part watermelon juice	Ewww...
Branca Menta	35	1 part Fernet, 1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Ice	A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original.	Cools you down if overheated. Causes a tick of 35 stamina damage when first drank.
Brave Bull	60	2 parts tequila, 1 part Kahlúa	Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.	Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
Bug Spray	50	2 parts rum, 2 parts triple sec, 1 part lemon lime, 1 part vodka	A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves.	Deals 1 toxin per tick to mothpeople and flypeople. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
Cafe Latte	N/A	1 part coffee, 1 part milk	A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
Catnip Tea	0	5 parts tea, 2 parts catnip	A purrfect drink for a cat.	Results in 5 nya
Changeling Sting	50	2 part lemon-lime, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail	A stingy drink.	Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
Cherry Shake	N/A	1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.	A cherry flavored milkshake.
Chocolate	N/A	5 parts water, 1 part Coco Powder	Tasty.	Heats up if frozen
Chocolate Milk	N/A	3 parts Hot Coco, 2 parts Coco Powder, under 300K temperature.	Tasty.	20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges capsaicin oil.
Chocolate Pudding	N/A	5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk	A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
Classic Martini	60	2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth	Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.	IBA official cocktail
Cog Grog	10	1 part cognac, 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part Screwdriver	Not even Ratvar's Four Generals could withstand this! Qevax Jryy!
Cream Soda	N/A	2 parts soda water, 2 parts sugar, 1 part vanilla	A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.	Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
Crevice Spike	-10	2 parts lime juice, 4 parts capsaicin	Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering.	It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
Cuba Libre	50	3 parts Rum and Coke, 1 part lime juice	A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.	Heals revolutionaries. IBA official cocktail
Demons Blood	75	1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part rum, 1 part blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb	Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.	Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
Devil's Kiss	70	1 part Blood, 1 part rum, 1 part Kahlúa	Creepy time!	Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
Doctor's Delight	N/A	1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part Cryoxadone	A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.	Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
Driest Martini	65	1 part Nothing, 1 part gin	Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.	Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing
Drunken Blumpkin	50	1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice	A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
Duplex	25	2 parts hard cider, 1 part apple juice, 1 part berry juice	An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
Eggnog	1	5 parts egg yolk, 5 parts rum, 5 parts cream	For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
Erika Surprise	35	1 part ale, 1 part lime juice, 1 part whiskey, 1 part ice, 1 part banana juice	The surprise is, it's green!
Fanciulli	-10	1 part Manhattan, 1 part Fernet	What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour?	Reduces satiety. Sobers you up. Causes a tick of 20 stamina damage when first drank.. Existing drink.
Fernet Cola	25	1 part Fernet, 1 part Cola	A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition.	Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
Fetching Fizz	10	1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part Iron	Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.	Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2. Spirit from Bastion
Fringe Weaver	90	9 parts Ethanol, 1 part sugar	Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.	Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
Gibb Floats	N/A	5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream	Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
Gin Fizz	45	2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice	Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.	IBA Official Cocktail
Ginger Amaretto	30	1 parts Amaretto, 1 part sol dry, 1 part lemon juice1 part ice	The sprig of rosemary adds a nice aroma to the drink, and isn't just to be pretentious afterall!
Gin and Tonic	25	2 parts gin, 1 part tonic water	A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
Godfather	50	1 parts amaretto, 1 part whiskey	A classic from old Italy and enjoyed by gangsters, pray the orange peel doesnt end up in your mouth.
Godmother	50	1 parts amaretto, 1 part vodka	A lovely fresh smelling cocktail, a true Sicilian delight.
Goldschlager	25	10 parts vodka, 1 part Gold	100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.	Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Grape Soda	N/A	1 part grape juice, 1 part soda water	Beloved of children and teetotalers.	Cools you down if overheated.
Grappa	60	1 part wine, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
Grasshopper	25	5 parts cream, 5 parts creme de menthe, 5 parts creme de cacao	A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.	IBA Official Cocktail
Green Beer	25	10 parts beer, 1 part Green Crayon Powder	A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.	Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Grog	1	1 part water, 1 part rum	A fine and cepa drink for Space.	Exists in real world
Gunfire	40	1 part rum, 3 parts tea	It pops constantly as you look at it, giving off tiny sparks.	fizzes and pops in your mouth.
Hearty Punch	90	5 parts Brave Bull + 5 parts Syndicate Bomb + 5 parts absinthe (requires temperature of 315)	Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.	Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15. Spirit from Bastion
Hellfire	60	2 part rum, 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part ice, 1 part crevice spike	An amber colored drink that isn't quite as hot as it looks.	heats you up.
Hippie's Delight	N/A	1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.	Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
Hivemind Eraser	40	2 parts Black Russian, 1 part Grenadine, 1 part Thirteen Loko	A vessel of pure flavor. For when even mindshields can't save you.	See Hivemind Host.
Hooch	100	2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part universal enzyme (catalyst)	You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants.	Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era
Hot Ice Coffee	N/A	1 part coffee, 1 part Hot Ice Slush	A sharp drink. This can't have come cheap.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and deals 1 toxin damage.
Hotlime Miami	40	1 part ephedrine, 1 part Pina Colada	This looks very aesthetically pleasing.	Drugs drinker, restores stamina
Iced Beer	15	5 parts beer, 1 part ice or 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil	A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.	Cools you down if overheated
Iced Coffee	N/A	1 part ice, 3 parts coffee	A drink to perk you up and refresh you!	Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
Iced Tea	N/A	1 part ice, 3 parts tea	All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.	Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.
Irish Car Bomb	25	1 part irish cream, 1 part ale	An Irish car bomb.	Exists in real world
Irish Coffee	35	2 parts irish cream, 2 parts coffee	Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.	IBA Official Cocktail
Irish Cream	50	2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream	It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?	Exists in real world
Jack Rose	15	2 parts applejack, 1 part grenadine, 1 part lime juice	A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.	Exists in real life
Kamikaze	60	1 part vodka, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice	Divinely windy.	IBA Official Cocktail
Lemonade	N/A	2 parts lemon juice, 2 parts water, 1 part sugar, 1 part ice	Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
Lizard Wine	45	1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol	An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff.	Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu .
Lizz Fizz	0	3 parts Triple citrus, 1 part ice, 1 part cream	Looks like a citrus sherbet seperated in layers? Why would anyone want that is beyond you.
Long Island Iced Tea	35	1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part tequila	The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.	IBA Official Cocktail
Malibu Sunset	20	2 parts Painkiller, 1 part Grenadine, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Ice	Tropical looking drinks, with ice cubes hovering on the surface and grenadine coloring the bottom.
Manhattan	30	2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth	The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...	IBA Official Cocktail
Manhattan Project	45	10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium	A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.	Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Margarita	35	2 parts tequila, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice	On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!	IBA Official Cocktail
Mauna Loa	40	2 parts Bahama Mama, 2 parts capsaicin oil, 1 part Kahlua	Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart!	Can make you very hot.
Mead	30	2 units Honey, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.	Exists in real world
Miami Vice	30	1 part Pina Colada, 1 part Strawberry Daiquiri	Strawberries and coconut, like yin and yang.
Mojito	30	1 part rum, 1 part sugar, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water, 1 part menthol	A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.	IBA Official Cocktail
Moonshine	95	5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
Moscow Mule	30	5 parts Sol Dry, 5 parts vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice	A chilly drink that reminds you of the Derelict.
Narsour	10	1 part blood, 1 parts lemon juice, 1 part demons blood	A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!	Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.
Nuka Cola	N/A	1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola	Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland	Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you higher speed Reference to Fallout.
Old Timer	35	3 parts whiskey soda, 2 parts parsnip juice, 1 part Alexander	An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.	Makes you older. And older, and older.
Neurotoxin	50	1 part Morphine, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.	Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by Neurine.
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	N/A	1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice	Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.	Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Painkiller	20	5 parts Creme de Coconut, 4 parts pineapple juice, 1 part orange juice	Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.)
Patron	60	10 parts tequila, 1 part Silver	Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.	Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Peppermint Patty	25	6 parts hot coco, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part vodka, 1 part menthol	This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.	Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
Pina Colada	40	3 parts pineapple juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part Creme de Coconut, 1 part rum	A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum.	Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
Planet Cracker	50	2 parts champagne, 2 parts lizard wine, 1 part egg yolk, 1 part gold	This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers.	Results in 4 parts instead of 6.
Pruno	85	First make pruno mix by crafting it (via the crafting menu) with the following ingredients: 1 trashbag, 1 slice of moldy bread, 4 grown edible plants, 2 candy corn and of 15 units water. Put the newly created mix in a toilet or washing machine and wait 30 seconds.	Fermented prison wine made from fruit, sugar, and despair. Security loves to confiscate this, which is the only kind thing Security has ever done.	Disgusting.
Pumpkin Latte	N/A	5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream	A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
Quadruple Sec	35	5 parts triple sec, 5 parts triple citrus, 5 parts creme de menthe	Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.	Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage is healed by 2 as long as it is in your system.
Quintiple Sec	55	5 parts quadruple sec, 5 parts clown's tears, 5 parts syndicate bomb	Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.	Heals all security personnel for 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage, burn damage, toxin damage, and suffocation damage is healed by 5 as long as it is in your system. Has an absurdly high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.
Red Mead	31	1 part mead, 1 part blood	A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
Red Queen	N/A	6 parts tea, 2 parts mercury, 1 part black pepper, 1 part Growth Serum	DRINK ME.	Randomly changes your size while it's in your system.
Rubberneck	60	5 parts Grey Bull, 4 parts ethanol, 1 part astrotame	A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.
Rum and Coke	40	2 parts rum, 1 part space cola	The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
Sbiten	70	1 part vodka, 1 part Capsaicin	A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.	Heats you up if you are frozen Exists in real world
Screwdriver Cocktail	55	2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice	A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.	Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs. IBA Official Cocktail
Sidecar	45	2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice	The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.	IBA Official Cocktail
Silencer	59	1 part Nothing, 1 part cream, 1 part sugar	A drink from mime Heaven.	Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.
Singulo	35	5 parts vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part wine	A blue-space beverage.
Sin's Delight	66	1 part Demon's Blood, 1 part Triple Sec, 1 part martini, 1 part Changling Sting	You can smell the seven sins rolling off the top of the glass.
Snow White	35	1 part beer, 1 part Lemon-Lime	A cold refreshment.
Soy Latte	N/A	1 part coffee, 1 part soy milk	A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
Squirt Cider	40	1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment	Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.	Spirit from Bastion
Stinger	25	10 parts cognac, 5 parts creme de menthe	A snappy way to end the day.	IBA Official Cocktail
Strawberry Daiquiri	20	2 parts rum, 1 part Lime juice, 1 part sugar, 2 part Berry Juice, 1 part ice	Pink looking drink with flowers and a bit straw to sip it. Looks sweet and refreshing, perfect for warm days.	results in 7
Strawberry Milk	0	1 part Berry Juice, 1 part Milk
Strawberry Tea	0	1 part Berry juice, 1 part Arnold Palmer, 1 part sugar
Sugar Rush	10	2 parts sugar, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part wine	Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.	Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
Syndicate Bomb	90	1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part beer	A syndicate bomb.	Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
Tequila Sunrise	45	2 parts tequila, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part grenadine	Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...	Causes glowing. IBA Official Cocktail
The Manly Dorf	100	1 parts beer, 2 parts ale	A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.	Heals people with the dwarf mutation. Reference to Dwarf Fortress
Thirteen Loko	80	1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part coffee	This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.	Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or melt your eyes out if already blind, 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
Three Mile Island Iced Tea	10	10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium	A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.	Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Toxins Special	25	2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth, 2 parts Plasma	Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!	Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
Trappist Beer	40	2 parts ale, 2 parts holy water, 1 part sugar	A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.	If you're a chaplain it reduces jittering, stuttering and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
Triple Citrus	N/A	1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice	Triple the citrus, triple the fun.	Can be used to make Colorful Reagent. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
Turbo	85	2 parts moonshine, 1 part Nitrous Oxide, 1 part Sugar Rush, 1 part Pwr Game	A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers.	Regenerates your stamina faster the more drunk you are.
Vanilla Pudding	N/A	5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk	A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
Vodka and Tonic	70	2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic water	For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
Vodka Martini	65	2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth	A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
Whiskey Cola	70	2 parts whiskey, 1 part Space Cola	An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
Whiskey Soda	70	2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water	Ultimate refreshment.
Whiskey Sour	35	1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part sugar	Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
White Russian	50	3 Black Russian, 2 part cream	A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.	IBA Official Cocktail
Wizz Fizz	50	1 part champagne, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part triple sec	A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild.	Heals wizards 1 of every damage type per tick.
..What?	N/A	Fail a recipe	You can't really tell what this is.	You get this when there is something else in the glass

Species-Specific Drinks

Drink	Strenght	Ingredients	Description	Notes
Cold Scales	50	1 part tea, 1 part slime jelly, 1 part methol	A soft green drink that looks inviting!	Increases disgust for all species but lizards.
Oil Drum	45	1 part ethanol, 1 part oil, 12 parts champagne	A gray can of booze and oil...	Results in 3 increases disgust for all species but synthetics.
Nord King	50	5 part ethanol, 1 part honey, 10 parts Red Mead	A dripping keg of red mead.	Results in 10 Increases disgust for all species but humans or dwarves.
Velvet Kiss	10	5 parts blood, 1 part tea, 10 parts wine	Red and white drink for the upper classes or undead.	Results in 15 Increases disgust for all species but zombies, vampires, and dullahan
Abduction Fruit	80	10 parts lime juice, 5 parts strawberry juice, 10 parts watermelon juice	Mixed fruits that were never ment to be mixed...	Results in 3 Increases disgust all species but abductors.
Bug Zapper	5	10 parts Lemon Juice, 1 part teslium, 10 parts copper	An odd mix of copper, lemon juice and power meant for non-human consumption.	Results in 20 Increases disgust all species but insects, flypersons, and mothsmen.
Mush Crush	5	10 parts iron, 5 parts ash, 10 parts coffee powder.	Popular among people that want to grow their own food rather then drink the soil.	Results in 10 Increases disgust all species except plantpeople.
Hollow Bone	15	5 parts bone hurting juice, 10 parts milk, 10 parts coconut milk	Mixing of milk and bone hurting juice for enjoyment for rather skinny people.	Results in 10 Increases disgust all species except plasmamen and skeletons.
Jell Wyrm	40	1 part slime jelly, 1 part carpotoxin, 1 part carbon dioxide	A bubbly drink that is rather inviting to those that don't know who it's meant for.	Toxic drink to most species results in 2 must be heated to 333K (59.85C) Increases disgust all species except jellypeople, slimepeople, and luminescents.
Laval Spit	30	5 parts iron, 10 parts Mauna Loa,5 parts sulfur	Piping hot drink for those who can stomach the heat of lava.	Must be heated to 900K (626.85C) Increase disgust for all species except golems.
Robot Tears	25	1 part synthanol, 1 part oil, 1 part soda water	no robots were hurt in the making of this drink.	Synthanol Recipe
Trinary	20	1 part synthanol, 1 part lime juice, 1 part orange juice	Colorful drink made for synthetic crewmembers	Synthanol Recipe
Servo	25	1 part synthanol, 1 part cream, 1 part hot coco	Chocolate - based drink made for IPCs. Not sure if anyone's actually tried out the recipe.	Synthanol Recipe
Uplink	15	1 part synthanol, 1 part rum, 1 part vodka, 1 part tequila, 1 part whiskey	An exquisite mix of the finest liquoirs and synthanol. Meant only for synthetics.	Synthanol Recipe
Synth 'n coke	25	1 part synthanol, 1 part cola	Classic drink altered to fit the tastes of a robot, contains de-rustifying properties. Bad idea to drink if you're made of carbon.	Synthanol Recipe
Synthignon	25	1 part synthanol, 1 part wine	Someone mixed good wine and robot booze. Romantic, but atrocious.	Synthanol Recipe

Juice Cartons

By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.

Junk Drinks

If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.

Picture	Dispenses	Description
	Space Cola	30u cola. In space. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
	Space Mountain Wind	Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens sleep, reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
	Dr. Gibb	A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
	Star-kist	Made up of 15u Cola and 15u orange juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
	Space-Up	Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
	Pwr Game	The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
	Lemon-Lime	You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u Lemon-Lime.
	Canned air	24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
	Grey Bull	Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks.
	Monkey Energy	Unleash the ape! Works as fuel for the grill and increases your speed if you're a monkey. Contains 50u.
	Sol Dry	30u Sol Dry. In space. Reduces disgust.

Hot Drinks

If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering space is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

Picture	Dispenses	Description
	Robust Coffee	Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
	Duke Purple Tea	An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
	Dutch Hot Coco	Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco heats you up if cold and has 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts milk and 1 part cocoa heated to 320K. Alternatively mix 1 part chocolate milk with 2 parts milk and heat to 320K.