User:Stonetear

I criticize by creation, not by finding fault.

—Cicero

I play mostly engineering. I like skyrat because it provides nice long shifts for advanced autism projects with breaks for drinking, screwing, and shooting.

Interesting Stories

• One shift, there were 5 captains. I'm not sure if this was a bureaucratic error or an event, but I was about as funny as you'd expect.

Misc. Thoughts, Pastas, and Essays

• You might be wondering why I'm a listed as a "Head Wiki Maintainer" despite not having any special user permissions. Buddy, the real power doesn't come from have a button that makes you feel important. The real power comes from being the most prolific editor on the wiki, and injecting your unfunny jokes into every single page on this site. (Flexes user contribution list)
• Being robust isn't just a hobby, it's a lifestyle.
  • Immediately steals a telekinesis injector as soon as the geneticist discovers it.
  • Direct descendant of every major plot important character (Including John Nanotrassen himself) with 100+ pages of lore detailing his half-demon side alone.
  • Member of all ERP metaclubs on station
  • Steals whatever he wants without asking.
  • Feared, yet respected by heads of staff.

Picture of a plant

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