Psychologist - Revision history

Deadmon at 19:01, 18 October 2023

2023-10-18T19:01:10Z

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	\|access = Psychology office		\|access = Psychology office
	\|difficulty = Easy to Extremely hard		\|difficulty = Easy to Extremely hard
	\|superior = [[Head of Personnel]]		\|superior = [[Head of Personnel]] and [[Chief Medical Officer]]
	\|duties = Assist depressed crew, listen to people cry about their issues, and watch someone vomit their entire backstory onto you.		\|duties = Assist depressed crew, listen to people cry about their issues, and watch someone vomit their entire backstory onto you.
	\|guides = This is the guide. [[Paperwork#Medical_Paperwork\|Medical Paperwork]] has several useful forms.		\|guides = This is the guide. [[Paperwork#Medical_Paperwork\|Medical Paperwork]] has several useful forms.

Deadmon: /* Duties */

2023-10-18T19:00:22Z

Duties

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	*Collaborate with the [[Lawyer\|lawyers]] on perceived injustices and abuses and serve as an expert witness in court.		*Collaborate with the [[Lawyer\|lawyers]] on perceived injustices and abuses and serve as an expert witness in court.
	*Keep the rarely utilized medical records up to date and add detailed theories on the sexual orientation of the Captain.		*Keep the rarely utilized medical records up to date and add detailed theories on the sexual orientation of the Captain.
	*Conduct totally ethical experiments on how the crew responds to stress and confusion.
	*Offer wholeheartedly to listen to a random assistants extremely in-detail roleplay backstory, spelling errors and all		*Offer wholeheartedly to listen to a random assistants extremely in-detail roleplay backstory, spelling errors and all
	*Beg the HOP for a real job		*Beg the HOP for a real job

	~~== Hypocritical Oath ==~~
	As a traitor, you have the small luxury of a somewhat secluded and private room that few other crew members have access to, a cozy relationship with two heads of staff, and a disarming and harmless job ripe for exploiting people's trust and vulnerability.

	~~Basically, buy a [[Uplink#Hypnotic_Flash\|hypnoflash]] and have at it.~~

GreytideSkye: Medical Paperwork has papers for the Psych

2023-10-16T00:07:00Z

Medical Paperwork has papers for the Psych

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	\|superior = [[Head of Personnel]]		\|superior = [[Head of Personnel]]
	\|duties = Assist depressed crew, listen to people cry about their issues, and watch someone vomit their entire backstory onto you.		\|duties = Assist depressed crew, listen to people cry about their issues, and watch someone vomit their entire backstory onto you.
	\|guides = This is the guide		\|guides = This is the guide. [[Paperwork#Medical_Paperwork\|Medical Paperwork]] has several useful forms.
	\|requirements = Talk to any crew seeking your counsel, be nice.}}		\|requirements = Talk to any crew seeking your counsel, be nice.}}
	{{Service Dept header}}		{{Service Dept header}}

Quacks at 22:08, 22 January 2023

2023-01-22T22:08:14Z

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	Basically, buy a [[Uplink#Hypnotic_Flash\|hypnoflash]] and have at it.		Basically, buy a [[Uplink#Hypnotic_Flash\|hypnoflash]] and have at it.

Quacks: Added Psych office to the access.

2022-06-09T08:51:15Z

Added Psych office to the access.

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	\|stafftype = SERVICE		\|stafftype = SERVICE
	\|jobtitle = Psychologist		\|jobtitle = Psychologist
	\|access =		\|access = Psychology office
	\|difficulty = Easy to Extremely hard		\|difficulty = Easy to Extremely hard
	\|superior = [[Head of Personnel]]		\|superior = [[Head of Personnel]]

Quacks: Added the department header to this page And fixed all the broken links - Removed NR tag

2022-06-09T08:50:41Z

Added the department header to this page And fixed all the broken links - Removed NR tag

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	\|duties = Assist depressed crew, listen to people cry about their issues, and watch someone vomit their entire backstory onto you.		\|duties = Assist depressed crew, listen to people cry about their issues, and watch someone vomit their entire backstory onto you.
	\|guides = This is the guide		\|guides = This is the guide
	\|requirements = Talk to any crew seeking your counsel, be nice.		\|requirements = Talk to any crew seeking your counsel, be nice.}}
	}}		{{Service Dept header}}
			The Psychologist is a listening ear, a shoulder to cry on, and a friend to all. Nominally part of service, and physically part of medbay, they are tasked with diffusing disputes and seeing to the psychological well-being of all the crew.
	The Psychologist is a listening ear, a shoulder to cry on, and a ~~<s>Dick to suck</s>~~ friend to all. Nominally part of service, and physically part of medbay, they are tasked with diffusing disputes and seeing to the ~~[[Mood\|~~psychological well-being]] of all the crew.

	== Duties ==		== Duties ==
	[[Nanotrasen]] cares deeply about the mental health of its employees, and to this end, they have seen fit to drag an old carpet and couch into a disused broom closet in medbay, even going so far as to hang up a motivational poster. Thus, the Psychology Office was born and qualified individuals sought out to work there.		[[Nanotrasen]] cares deeply about the mental health of its employees, and to this end, they have seen fit to drag an old carpet and couch into a disused broom closet in medbay, even going so far as to hang up a motivational poster. Thus, the Psychology Office was born and qualified individuals sought out to work there.

	Your job is primarily to simply talk and listen to any and all who request it, and secondarily to write, [[Paper Markdown#Writing\|sign]], and dispense [[Guide to chemistry\|prescriptions]] (redeemable with the [[CMO]], [[Chemist\|chemists]], [[Medical ~~doctor~~\|doctors]], or perhaps even [[Botanist\|botanists]] and [[Bartender\|bartender]]) and doctor's notes for patients as you see fit. None of this is legally binding, or even required for people to get their meds however, so enjoy sitting in your office sampling your own medicine.		Your job is primarily to simply talk and listen to any and all who request it, and secondarily to write, [[Paper Markdown#Writing\|sign]], and dispense [[Guide to chemistry\|prescriptions]] (redeemable with the [[Chief Medical Officer\|CMO]], [[Chemist\|chemists]], [[Medical Doctor\|doctors]], or perhaps even [[Botanist\|botanists]] and [[Bartender\|bartender]]) and doctor's notes for patients as you see fit. None of this is legally binding, or even required for people to get their meds however, so enjoy sitting in your office sampling your own medicine.

	== CBT: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy ==		== CBT: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy ==
	[[File:psychoffice.png\|thumb\|alt=Psychology Office\|The [[Psychology Office]], your empire of dirt.]]		[[File:psychoffice.png\|thumb\|alt=Psychology Office\|The Psychology Office, your empire of dirt.]]
	You begin the round in your ~~[[Psychology Office\|~~office]] with a black [[suit]] or suit skirt, laceup [[shoes]], a clipboard, a medical [[PDA]] equipped with a health scanner (useful for detecting [[Guide to Traumas\|cerebral traumas]]), a ~~[[Headset\|~~headset]] with medical frequencies, a small selection of pills, and a burning desire to help or grope others. Also in your office; a medical records laptop, carbon paper and a filing cabinet, a couch and chair for therapy sessions, an adorable ~~[[Mothpeople\|moff]]~~ plushie to comfort those who are reliving traumatic events or for "So talk to the plushie as if it was your boss... what do you want to say to them?" exercises, and a [[Clothing and Accessories#Straight_Jacket\|straight jacket]], muzzle, earmuffs, and blindfold for the rowdy or "HRP" patients.		You begin the round in your office with a black suit or suit skirt, laceup shoes, a clipboard, a medical PDA equipped with a health scanner (useful for detecting [[Guide to Traumas\|cerebral traumas]]), a headset with medical frequencies, a small selection of pills, and a burning desire to help or grope others. Also in your office; a medical records laptop, carbon paper and a filing cabinet, a couch and chair for therapy sessions, an adorable moth plushie to comfort those who are reliving traumatic events or for "So talk to the plushie as if it was your boss... what do you want to say to them?" exercises, and a [[Clothing and Accessories#Straight_Jacket\|straight jacket]], muzzle, earmuffs, and blindfold for the rowdy or "HRP" patients.

	You are, make no mistake, essentially useless to the functioning of the station, but don't let that stop you from trying! Here are some ideas on how to best serve the crew:		You are, make no mistake, essentially useless to the functioning of the station, but don't let that stop you from trying! Here are some ideas on how to best serve the crew:
	*Defer to the [[HoP]], [[CMO]], other [[Chain of Command\|heads of staff]], and [[security]] to help diffuse disputes and talk disagreements into soft landings		*Defer to the [[Head of Personnel\|HoP]], [[Chief Medical Officer\|CMO]], other [[Chain of Command\|heads of staff]], and security to help diffuse disputes and talk disagreements into soft landings
	*Help integrate [[Prisoner\|criminals]] back into working society while they're out on parole		*Help integrate [[Prisoner\|criminals]] back into working society while they're out on parole
	*Talk to and provide company to sad, ~~[[Security\|~~angry]], confused, traumatized, or [[Assistant\|bored]] crew members.		*Talk to and provide company to sad, angry, confused, traumatized, or [[Assistant\|bored]] crew members.
	*Collaborate with the [[Lawyer\|lawyers]] on perceived injustices and abuses and serve as an expert witness in court.		*Collaborate with the [[Lawyer\|lawyers]] on perceived injustices and abuses and serve as an expert witness in court.
	*Keep the rarely utilized ~~[[Medical records#Medical_Records_Console\|~~medical records]] up to date and add detailed theories on the sexual orientation of the Captain.		*Keep the rarely utilized medical records up to date and add detailed theories on the sexual orientation of the Captain.
	*Conduct totally ethical experiments on how the crew responds to stress and confusion.		*Conduct totally ethical experiments on how the crew responds to stress and confusion.
	*Offer wholeheartedly to listen to a random assistants extremely in-detail roleplay backstory, spelling errors and all		*Offer wholeheartedly to listen to a random assistants extremely in-detail roleplay backstory, spelling errors and all

Marrone: Added minimum requirements to infobox.

2022-04-14T12:10:12Z

Added minimum requirements to infobox.

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	\|duties = Assist depressed crew, listen to people cry about their issues, and watch someone vomit their entire backstory onto you.		\|duties = Assist depressed crew, listen to people cry about their issues, and watch someone vomit their entire backstory onto you.
	\|guides = This is the guide		\|guides = This is the guide
			\|requirements = Talk to any crew seeking your counsel, be nice.
	}}		}}

	The Psychologist is a listening ear, a shoulder to cry on, and a <s>Dick to suck</s> friend to all. Nominally part of service, and physically part of medbay, they are tasked with diffusing disputes and seeing to the [[Mood\|psychological well-being]] of all the crew.		The Psychologist is a listening ear, a shoulder to cry on, and a <s>Dick to suck</s> friend to all. Nominally part of service, and physically part of medbay, they are tasked with diffusing disputes and seeing to the [[Mood\|psychological well-being]] of all the crew.

	~~'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Talk to any crew seeking your counsel, be nice.~~

	== Duties ==		== Duties ==

Quacks: Updated color of jobs table to reflect the department of this job

2022-02-01T21:49:45Z

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	{{Jobs}}		{{Jobs
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	[[category: jobs]]		[[category: jobs]]

Quacks: Removed ERP stuff

2022-01-17T21:24:49Z

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	*Offer wholeheartedly to listen to a random assistants extremely in-detail roleplay backstory, spelling errors and all		*Offer wholeheartedly to listen to a random assistants extremely in-detail roleplay backstory, spelling errors and all
	*Beg the HOP for a real job		*Beg the HOP for a real job

	~~== Inappropriate relations ==~~
	Although there is a [[ERP\|lock]] on your door with plenty of intimate mood-lighting, your office is dangerously close to the cloner which often times end up as a high-priority target for most bomb-hungry antagonists and enemies of the station.

	This doesn't mean you aren't free to attempt any scenes within it, but beware of curious doctors, and crafty traitors while you help a catgirl work out all of the right ways to relieve stress on your filthy, filthy couch.

	== Hypocritical Oath ==		== Hypocritical Oath ==

Quacks: added NR tag

2021-12-28T14:49:44Z

added NR tag

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