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Guide to food and drinks

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=Drinks=
Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in [[Surgery|surgery]] when applied externally. 
 
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===Basic Drink Ingredients===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Absinthe.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Absinthe}}Absinthe
|80
|1 part Absinthe
|A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumoured to cause hallucinations but does not.
||Has a chance to cause hallucinations. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Ale.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ale}}Ale
|65
|1 part ale
|A warm pint of delicious ale.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe Juice}}Aloe Juice
|N/A
|1 part aloe juice
|A healthy and refreshing juice.
|30% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice aloe or grind aloe cream.
|-
![[File:amaretto_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amaretto}}Amaretto
|25
|1 part Amaretto
|A gentle and syrup-like drink, tastes of almonds and apricots.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles Luini Amaretto
|-
![[File:Applejack_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Applejack}}Applejack
|20
|1 part applejack
|The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
|-
![[File:Apple_juice.png]]
!{{anchor|Apple Juice}}Apple Juice
|N/A
|1 part apple juice
|The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice an [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Apple|apple]].
|-
![[File:Banana_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Juice}}Banana Juice
|N/A
|1 part banana juice
|The raw essence of a banana. HONK
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage '''To acquire:''' Juice bananas.
|-
![[File:Beer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beer}}Beer
|25
|1 part beer
|A freezing pint of beer.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units [[#Universal_Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:Berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry Juice}}Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?
|'''To acquire:''' Juice berries.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bungo Juice}}Bungo Juice
|N/A
|1 part bungo juice
|Exotic! You feel like you are on vacation already.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage '''To acquire:''' Juice [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|bungo fruit]]
|-
![[File:Carrot_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Juice}}Carrot juice
|N/A
|1 part carrot juice
|It is just like a carrot but without crunching.
|Heals eye damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice carrots.
|-
![[File:Champagne_glass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Champagne}}Champagne
|40
|1 part champagne
|A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.
|'''To acquire:''' Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
|-
![[File:Banana juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Clown's Tears}}Clown's Tears
|N/A
|1 part clown's tears
|Not very funny.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind some clown's tear soup.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee}}Coffee
|N/A
|1 part coffee
|Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Cognac_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cognac}}Cognac
|75
|1 part cognac
|Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Coconut}}Creme de Coconut
|20
|1 part creme de coconut
|A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Lime juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Menthe}}Creme de Menthe
|20
|1 part creme de menthe
|A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Chocolate glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Cacao}}Creme de Cacao
|20
|1 part creme de cacao
|A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|N/A
|1 part Dr. Gibb
|Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.
|Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:fernet_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fernet}}Fernet
|80
|1 part Fernet
|Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure.
|Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. '''To acquire:''' In [[Hacking#Vending_Machines|hacked]] Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Garlic Juice}}Garlic Juice
|N/A
|1 part garlic juice
|Crushed (not juiced)[[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]. [[Cook|Chefs]] love it.
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a [[Cook|cook]]. Prevents [[Vampire|vampires]] from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u). '''To acquire:''' Grind [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]].
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin}}Gin
|45
|1 part gin
|It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
|-
![[File:grenadine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grenadine}}Grenadine
|N/A
|1 part grenadine
|Delicious flavored syrup.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat.
|-
![[File:Ice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Glass of Ice}}{{anchor|Ice}}Glass of Ice
|N/A
|1 part ice
|Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...
|Cools down. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Hard_cider_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hard Cider}}Hard Cider
|25
|1 part hard cider
|Apple juice, for adults.
|Cools down. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Holy Water}}Holy Water
|N/A
|1 part holy water
|A glass of holy water.
|Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals [[Cult|cultism]]. '''To acquire:''' Have the [[Chaplain]] hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the [[Chapel]].
|-
![[File:Kahlua_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kahlua}}{{anchor|Kahlúa}}Kahlúa
|45
|1 part Kahlúa
|DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 [[#Coffee|coffee]] + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon Juice}}Lemon Juice
|N/A
|1 part lemon juice
|Sour...
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}Lemon-Lime
|N/A
|1 part Lemon-Lime
|You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lime Juice}}Lime Juice
|N/A
|1 part lime juice
|A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.
|20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. '''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Menthol}}Menthol
|N/A
|1 part menthol
|Tastes naturally minty and imparts a very mild numbing sensation.
|Prevents coughing. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Milk}}Milk
|N/A
|1 part milk
|White and nutritious goodness!
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]]. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from [[File:Milk.png]] Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in the kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream}}{{anchor|Cream}}Cream
|N/A
|1 part cream
|Ewwww...
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nothing}}Nothing
|N/A
|1 part nothing
|Absolutely nothing.
|Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them. '''To acquire:''' [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Mimana|Mimanas]].
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Orange Juice}}Orange Juice
|N/A
|1 part orange juice
|Vitamins! Yay!
|30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
|-
![[File:Parsnip_juice_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Parsnip Juice}}Parsnip Juice
|N/A
|1 part parsnip juice
|Why...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice a [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Parsnip|parsnip]].
|-
![[File:Peach_juice_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peach Juice}}Peach Juice
|N/A
|1 part peach juice
|Just peachy.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in [[Maintenance|maintenance]].
|-
![[File:Pineapplejuice.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pineapple_Juice}}Pineapple Juice
|N/A
|1 part pineapple juice
|Tart, tropical, and hotly debated.
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice pineapples.
|-
![[File:Poison_berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Poison Berry Juice}}Poison Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part poison berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?
|Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Juice poison berries.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Juice}}Potato Juice
|N/A
|1 part potato juice
|Bleh...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice potatoes.
|-
![[File:Rum_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum}}Rum
|60
|1 part rum
|Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:sakecup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sake}}Sake
|70
|1 part sake
|A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soda Water}}Soda Water
|N/A
|1 part soda water
|Why not make a scotch and soda?
|Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sol Dry}}Sol Dry
|N/A
|1 part Sol Dry
|A soothing, mellow drink made from ginger.
|Reduces [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]]. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Sol Dry in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. 30 units in each can.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Milk}}Soy Milk
|N/A
|1 part soy milk
|White and nutritious soy goodness!
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator or from [[File:Soymilk.gif]] Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in the kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Space_cola_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|N/A
|1 part Space Cola
|A glass of refreshing Space Cola.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|N/A
|1 part Space Mountain Wind
|Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.
|Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_up_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|N/A
|1 part Space-Up
|Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Synthanol
|N/A
|1 part Space Lube, 1 part Plasma, 1 part Welding Fuel
|A runny liquid with conductive capacities. Its effects on synthetics are similar to those of alcohol on organics.
|Non-synthetic will rapidly purge synthanol-based drinks from their systems.
|-
![[File:Teaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tea}}Tea
|N/A
|1 part tea
|Drinking it from here would not seem right.
|Similar to coffee but also removes jitteriness and a small number of toxins. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teqilla_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila}}Tequila
|70
|1 part tequila
|Now all that's missing is the weird coloured shades!
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Juice}}Tomato Juice
|N/A
|1 part tomato juice
|Are you sure this is tomato juice?
|20% chance to heal 1 burn damage. Blood shows the same way. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tonic Water}}Tonic Water
|N/A
|1 part tonic water
|Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Orange juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Sec}}Triple Sec
|30
|1 part triple sec
|A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.
|'''To acquire:''' In a booze dispenser.
|-
![[File:Vermouth_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vermouth}}Vermouth
|45
|1 part vermouth
|You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka}}Vodka
|65
|1 part vodka
|The glass contain wodka. Xynta.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 [[#Potato Juice|potato juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]
|-
![[File:Water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Water}}Water
|N/A
|1 part water
|The father of all refreshments.
|'''To acquire:''' Sinks. Watertanks.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Watermelon Juice}}Watermelon Juice
|N/A
|1 part watermelon juice
|A glass of watermelon juice.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice watermelon slices.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Welder Fuel}}Welder Fuel
|N/A
|1 part welding fuel
|Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.
|Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Find a Welding fuel tank.
|-
![[File:Whiskeyemoji.png|25px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey}}Whiskey
|75
|1 part whiskey
|A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Wine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wine}}Wine
|35
|1 part wine
|A very classy looking drink.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (instantly becomes grappa).
|}

===Mixed Drinks===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:AcidSpit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Acid Spit}}Acid Spit
|70
|5 parts [[#Wine|wine]], 1 part Sulphuric Acid
|A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
|
|-
![[File:Alexander.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Alexander}}Alexander
|50
|1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems.
|If you have a shield it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Allies Cocktail}}Allies Cocktail
|45
|1 part [[#Classic Martini|Classic Martini]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A drink made from your allies.
|Refers to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Entente Triple Entente]: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin.
|-
![[File:Aloe.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe}}Aloe
|35
|3 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 2 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|Very, very, very good.
|
|-
![[File:Alexander_Amaretto.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amaretto Alexander}}Amaretto Alexander
|35
|1 part [[#Amaretto|Amaretto ]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]]
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is in fact as gentle as it seems.
|
|-
![[File:Amasec.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amasec}}Amasec
|35
|1 part Iron, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|Always handy before COMBAT!!!
|[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amasec Warhammer 40k drink]
|-
![[File:Andalusia.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Andalusia}}Andalusia
|40
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]
|A nice, strangely named drink.
|
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Anti-Freeze}}Anti-Freeze
|35
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The ultimate refreshment.
|Heats you up if you are frozen.
|-
![[File:Arnold_palmer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Arnold Palmer}}Arnold Palmer
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lemonade|lemonade]], 1 part [[#Tea|tea]]
|Encourages the patient to go golfing.
|
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Atomic Bomb}}Atomic Bomb
|N/A
|10 parts [[#B-52|B-52]], 1 part Uranium
|Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.
|Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:B-52.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|B-52}}B-52
|85
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]]
|Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-52_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bacchus_blessing.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacchus' Blessing}}Bacchus' Blessing
|300
|1 part [[#Hooch|Hooch]] + 1 part [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] + 1 part [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] + 1 part [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]]
|Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.
|Can kill you if you drink enough.
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bahama Mama}}Bahama Mama
|35
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 1 part [[#Kahlúa|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]]
|Tropic cocktail.
|Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Honk}}Banana Honk
|60
|1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Laughter|laughter]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A drink from Clown Heaven.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
|-
![[File:Barefootglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Barefoot}}Barefoot
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Barefoot and pregnant.
|Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
|-
![[File:Bastionbourbon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bastion Bourbon}}Bastion Bourbon
|30
|1 part tea, 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors.
|When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Bastion_Bourbon Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beepsky Smash}}Beepsky Smash
|60
|2 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 2 parts [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part Iron
|Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.
|Summons a stream of [[Guide_to_robotics#Securitron|securitron]] hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of [[Security|security]], you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
|-
![[File:between_the_sheets.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Between the Sheets}}Between the Sheets
|55
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|A provocatively named classic.
|Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Between_the_Sheets_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bilkglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bilk}}Bilk
|15
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.
|10% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:BlackRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Black Russian}}Black Russian
|70
|3 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Russian IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Blank_paper_drink.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blank_Paper}}Blank Paper
|20
|1 part [[#Silencer|Silencer]], 1 part [[#Nothing|nothing]], 1 part [[#Nuka_Cola|Nuka Cola]]
|A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh.
|Heals and mutes mimes.
|-
![[File:Blazaam_glass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blazaam}}Blazaam
|70
|1 part [[#Peach_Juice|peach juice]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Bluespace_Dust|Bluespace Dust]], 2 parts [[#Gin|gin]]
|The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.
|Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bloody Mary}}Bloody Mary
|55
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.
|Restores blood. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(cocktail) IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bluecherryshake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Shake}}Blue Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly
|A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Booger}}Booger
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]]
|Ewww...
|
|-
![[File:BrancaMenta.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Branca Menta}}Branca Menta
|35
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|Creme de Menthe]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]]
|A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original.
|Cools you down if overheated. Causes a tick of 35 stamina damage when first drank.
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Brave Bull}}Brave Bull
|60
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.
|Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:Bug_spray.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bug Spray}}Bug Spray
|50
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon_Lime|lemon lime]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves.
|Deals 1 toxin per tick to [[Mothpeople|mothpeople]] and [[Guide_to_races#Flypeople|flypeople]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Caffe_latte.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee Latte}}{{anchor|Cafe Latte}}Cafe Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:Catniptea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Catniptea}}Catnip Tea
|0
|5 parts [[#tea|tea]], 2 parts catnip
|A purrfect drink for a cat.
|Results in 5 nya
|-
![[File:ChangelingSting.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Changeling Sting}}Changeling Sting
|50
|2 part [[#Lemon-Lime|lemon-lime]], 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]]
|A stingy drink.
|Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Cherryshake.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Shake}}Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.
|A cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate}}Chocolate
|N/A
|5 parts [[#Water|water]], 1 part Coco Powder
|Tasty.
|Heats up if frozen
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Milk}}Chocolate Milk
|N/A
|3 parts [[#Dutch_Hot_Coco|Hot Coco]], 2 parts Coco Powder, under 300K temperature.
|Tasty.
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]].
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
|5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
|5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Classic Martini}}Classic Martini
|60
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_%28cocktail%29 IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Coggrog.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cog_Grog}}Cog Grog
|10
|1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part [[#Screwdriver|Screwdriver]]
|Not even Ratvar's Four Generals could withstand this! Qevax Jryy!
|
|-
![[File:Cream_soda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream Soda}}Cream Soda
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Soda_Water|soda water]], 2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part vanilla
|A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.
|Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
|-
![[File:crevicespike.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crevice Spike}}Crevice Spike
| -10
|2 parts [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 4 parts [[#Capsaicin Oil|capsaicin]]
|Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering.
|It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out. [http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Crevice_Spike Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:CubaLibre.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cuba Libre}}Cuba Libre
|50
|3 parts [[#Rum and Coke|Rum and Coke]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.
|Heals revolutionaries. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba_Libre IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Demonsblood.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Demons Blood}}Demons Blood
|75
|1 part [[#Space Mountain Wind|Space Mountain Wind]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part blood, 1 part [[#Dr. Gibb|Dr. Gibb]]
|Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.
|Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
|-
![[File:DevilsKiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Devil's Kiss}}Devil's Kiss
|70
|1 part Blood, 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Creepy time!
|Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Doctor's Delight}}Doctor's Delight
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]]
|A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
|Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Driest Martini}}Driest Martini
|65
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Gin|gin]]
|Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing
|-
![[File:Drunkenblumpkin.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Drunken Blumpkin}}Drunken Blumpkin
|50
|1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice
|A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
|
|-
![[File:Duplex_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duplex}}Duplex
|25
|2 parts [[#Hard_Cider|hard cider]], 1 part [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]], 1 part [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
|
|-
![[File:Nog2.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Eggnog}}Eggnog
|1
|5 parts [[#Egg Yolk|egg yolk]], 5 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 5 parts [[#Cream|cream]]
|For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
|
|-
![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Erika Surprise}}Erika Surprise
|35
|1 part [[#Ale|ale]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]]
|The surprise is, it's green!
|
|-
![[File:fanciulli.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fanchiulli}}Fanciulli
| -10
|1 part [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part [[#fernet|Fernet]]
|What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour?
|Reduces satiety. Sobers you up. Causes a tick of 20 stamina damage when first drank.. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernet#Cocktails Existing drink.]
|-
![[File:FernetCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fernet Cola}}Fernet Cola
|25
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Cola|Cola]]
|A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition.
|Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
|-
![[File:Fetching_fizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fetching Fizz}}Fetching Fizz
|10
|1 part [[#Nuka Cola|Nuka Cola]], 1 part Iron
|Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.
|Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Fetching_Fizz Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:fringeweaver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fringe Weaver}}Fringe Weaver
|90
|9 parts Ethanol, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.
|[http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Fringe_Weaver Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:Gibbfloats.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gibb Floats}}Gibb Floats
|N/A
|5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream
|Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
|
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin Fizz}}Gin Fizz
|45
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fizz_%28cocktail%29#Gin_Fizz IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[file:Ginger_Amaretto.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ginger Amaretto}}Ginger Amaretto
|30
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|Amaretto]], 1 part [[#Sol dry|sol dry]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The sprig of rosemary adds a nice aroma to the drink, and isn't just to be pretentious afterall!
|
|-
![[File:GinTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin and Tonic}}Gin and Tonic
|25
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
|
|-
![[File:Godfather.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Godfather}}Godfather
|50
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|amaretto]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|A classic from old Italy and enjoyed by gangsters, pray the orange peel doesnt end up in your mouth.
|
|-
![[File:Godmother.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Godmother}}Godmother
|50
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|amaretto]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A lovely fresh smelling cocktail, a true Sicilian delight.
|
|-
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Goldschlager}}Goldschlager
|25
|10 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Gold
|100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grapesoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grape Soda}}Grape Soda
|N/A
|1 part [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]], 1 part soda water
|Beloved of children and teetotalers.
|Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Grappa.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grappa}}Grappa
|60
|1 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
|
|-
![[File:Grasshopper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grasshopper}}Grasshopper
|25
|5 parts cream, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 5 parts creme de cacao
|A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grasshopper_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Green_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Green Beer}}Green Beer
|25
|10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part Green Crayon Powder
|A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.
|Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grog.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grog}}Grog
|1
|1 part [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fine and cepa drink for Space.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Gunfire.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gunfire}}Gunfire
|40
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 3 parts [[#tea|tea]]
|It pops constantly as you look at it, giving off tiny sparks.
|fizzes and pops in your mouth.
|-
![[File:Hearty_punch.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hearty Punch}}Hearty Punch
|90
|5 parts [[#Brave Bull|Brave Bull]] + 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]] + 5 parts [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] (requires temperature of 315)
|Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.
|Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Hearty_Punch Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:Hellfire.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hellfire}}Hellfire
|60
|2 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part [[#ice|ice]], 1 part [[#crevicespike|crevice spike]]
|An amber colored drink that isn't quite as hot as it looks.
|heats you up.
|-
![[File:Hippiesdelight.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hippie's Delight}}Hippie's Delight
|N/A
|1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
|Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hivemind Eraser}}Hivemind Eraser
|40
|2 parts [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|Grenadine]], 1 part [[#Thirteen Loko|Thirteen Loko]]
|A vessel of pure flavor. For when even mindshields can't save you.
|See [[Hivemind_Host|Hivemind Host]].
|-
![[File:Hoochglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hooch}}Hooch
|100
|2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants.
|[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hooch Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era]
|-
![[File:Hot_ice_coffee.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Ice Coffee}}Hot Ice Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Hot_Ice_Slush|Hot Ice Slush]]
|A sharp drink. This can't have come cheap.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and deals 1 toxin damage.
|-
![[File:hotlimemiami.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|HotlimeMiami}}Hotlime Miami
|40
|1 part ephedrine, 1 part [[#PinaColada|Pina Colada]]
|This looks very aesthetically pleasing.
|Drugs drinker, restores stamina
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Beer}}Iced Beer
|15
|5 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] '''''or''''' 10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Frost Oil|frost oil]]
|A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
|Cools you down if overheated
|-
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Coffee}}Iced Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
|-
![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Tea}}Iced Tea
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Tea|tea]]
|All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.
|-
![[File:IrishCarBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Car Bomb}}Irish Car Bomb
|25
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Ale|ale]]
|An Irish car bomb.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Car_Bomb Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Coffee}}Irish Coffee
|35
|2 parts [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 2 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_coffee IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish_Cream}}Irish Cream
|50
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_cream Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Jack_rose.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Jack Rose}}Jack Rose
|15
|2 parts [[#Applejack|applejack]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Rose_(cocktail) Exists in real life]
|-
![[File:Kamikaze.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kamikaze}}Kamikaze
|60
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|Divinely windy.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Lemonade.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemonade}}Lemonade
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]], 2 parts water, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]]
|Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|
|-
![[File:Lizardwine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lizard Wine}}Lizard Wine
|45
|1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol
|An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff.
|Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]].
|-
![[File:Lizfizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|LizzFizz}}Lizz Fizz
|0
|3 parts [[#Triplecitrus|Triple citrus]], 1 part [[#ice|ice]], 1 part [[#cream|cream]]
|Looks like a citrus sherbet seperated in layers? Why would anyone want that is beyond you.
|
|-
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Long Island Iced Tea}}Long Island Iced Tea
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Cuba Libre|Cuba Libre]], 1 part [[#Tequila|tequila]]
|The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Malibusunset.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MalibuSunset}}Malibu Sunset
|20
|2 parts [[#painkiller|Painkiller]], 1 part [[#grenadine|Grenadine]], 1 part [[#Orangejuice|Orange Juice]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]]
|Tropical looking drinks, with ice cubes hovering on the surface and grenadine coloring the bottom.
|
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan}}Manhattan
|30
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan Project}}Manhattan Project
|45
|10 parts [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part Uranium
|A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Margarita.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Margarita}}Margarita
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarita IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Mauna_loa.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mauna Loa}}Mauna Loa
|40
|2 parts [[#Bahama_Mama|Bahama Mama]], 2 parts [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlua]]
|Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart!
|Can make you very hot.
|-
![[File:Mead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mead
|30
|2 units Honey, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Miamivice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MiamiVice}}Miami Vice
|30
|1 part [[#Pinacolada|Pina Colada]], 1 part [[#StrawberryDaiquiri|Strawberry Daiquiri]]
|Strawberries and coconut, like yin and yang.
|
|-
![[File:Mojito.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mojito
|30
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Soda water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojito IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|95
|5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moscow Mule}}Moscow Mule
|30
|5 parts [[#Sol_Dry|Sol Dry]], 5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice
|A chilly drink that reminds you of the Derelict.
|
|-
![[File:Narsour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Narsour}}Narsour
|10
|1 part [[blood]], 1 parts [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Demons Blood|demons blood]]
|A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!
|Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Nukacolaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nuka Cola}}Nuka Cola
|N/A
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
|Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you higher speed [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola Reference to Fallout.]
|-
![[File:Old_timer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Old Timer}}Old Timer
|35
|3 parts [[#Whiskey_Soda|whiskey soda]], 2 parts [[#Parsnip_Juice|parsnip juice]], 1 part [[#Alexander|Alexander]]
|An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.
|Makes you older. And older, and older.
|-
![[File:Neurotoxin.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Neurotoxin}}Neurotoxin
|50
|1 part Morphine, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
|Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by [[Guide_to_chemistry#Neurine|Neurine]].
|-
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|N/A
|1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
|Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox#Pan-Galactic_Gargle_Blaster Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
|-
![[File:Painkiller_drink.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Painkiller}}Painkiller
|20
|5 parts [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 4 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.)
|
|-
![[File:Patronglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Patron}}Patron
|60
|10 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part Silver
|Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patr%C3%B3n Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:PepperminPatty.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peppermint Patty}}Peppermint Patty
|25
|6 parts [[#Dutch Hot Coco|hot coco]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.
| Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
|-
![[File:Pina_colada.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pina_Colada}}Pina Colada
|40
|3 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum.
|Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Planet_cracker.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Planet Cracker}}Planet Cracker
|50
|2 parts [[#Champagne|champagne]], 2 parts [[#Lizard_Wine|lizard wine]], 1 part [[#Egg_Yolk|egg yolk]], 1 part gold
|This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers.
|Results in 4 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pruno}}Pruno
|85
|First make pruno mix by crafting it (via the crafting menu) with the following ingredients: 1 trashbag, 1 slice of [[#Moldy_Bread|moldy bread]], 4 grown edible plants, 2 candy corn and of 15 units water. Put the newly created mix in a toilet or washing machine and wait 30 seconds.
|Fermented prison wine made from fruit, sugar, and despair. Security loves to confiscate this, which is the only kind thing Security has ever done.
|[[Status_Effects#Disgust|Disgusting]].
|-
![[File:Pumpkinlatte.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pumpkin Latte}}Pumpkin Latte
|N/A
|5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream
|A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
|
|-
![[File:Quadrupesec.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Quadruple Sec}}Quadruple Sec
|35
|5 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 5 parts [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
|Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.
|Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage is healed by 2 as long as it is in your system.
|-
![[File:Quintiplesec.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Quintiple Sec}}Quintiple Sec
|55
|5 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 5 parts [[#Clown's Tears|clown's tears]], 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|syndicate bomb]]
|Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.
|Heals all security personnel for 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage, burn damage, toxin damage, and suffocation damage is healed by 5 as long as it is in your system. Has an absurdly high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.
|-
![[File:RedMead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Mead}}Red Mead
|31
|1 part [[#Mead|mead]], 1 part blood
|A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
|
|-
![[File:Red_queen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Queen}}Red Queen
|N/A
|6 parts [[#Tea|tea]], 2 parts [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|mercury]], 1 part [[#Pepper|black pepper]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Growth_Serum|Growth Serum]]
|DRINK ME.
|Randomly changes your size while it's in your system.
|-
![[File:Rubberneck.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rubberneck}}Rubberneck
|60
|5 parts [[#Grey_Bull|Grey Bull]], 4 parts ethanol, 1 part [[#Astrotame|astrotame]]
|A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum and Coke}}Rum and Coke
|40
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|space cola]]
|The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
|
|-
![[File:Sbitenglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sbiten}}Sbiten
|70
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Capsaicin
|A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
|Heats you up if you are frozen [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sbiten Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Screwdriver Cocktail}}Screwdriver Cocktail
|55
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
|Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwdriver_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Sidecar.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sidecar}}Sidecar
|45
|2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidecar_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Silencer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Silencer}}Silencer
|59
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A drink from mime Heaven.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Singulo}}Singulo
|35
|5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Radium, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|A blue-space beverage.
|
|-
![[File:Sinsdelight.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sinsdelight}}Sin's Delight
|66
|1 part [[#Demonsblood|Demon's Blood]], 1 part [[#Triplesec|Triple Sec]], 1 part [[#Martini|martini]], 1 part [[#changlingsting|Changling Sting]]
|You can smell the seven sins rolling off the top of the glass.
|
|-
![[File:SnowWhite.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Snow White}}Snow White
|35
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]]
|A cold refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Soylatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Latte}}Soy Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]]
|A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:Squirtcider.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Squirt Cider}}Squirt Cider
|40
|1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment
|Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.
|[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Squirt_Cider Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:Stinger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Stinger}}Stinger
|25
|10 parts cognac, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
|A snappy way to end the day.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinger_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Strawberrydaiquiri.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryDaiquiri}}Strawberry Daiquiri
|20
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Limejuice|Lime juice]], 1 part [[#sugar|sugar]], 2 part [[#berryjuice|Berry Juice]], 1 part [[#ice|ice]]
|Pink looking drink with flowers and a bit straw to sip it. Looks sweet and refreshing, perfect for warm days.
|results in 7
|-
![[File:pinkmilk.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryMilk}}Strawberry Milk
|0
|1 part Berry Juice, 1 part Milk
|
|
|-
![[File:pinktea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryTea}}Strawberry Tea
|0
|1 part Berry juice, 1 part [[#Arnoldpalmer|Arnold Palmer]], 1 part sugar
|
|
|-
![[File:sugarrush.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar Rush}}Sugar Rush
|10
|2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.
|Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food. [http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Sugar_Rush Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:SyndicateBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Syndicate Bomb}}Syndicate Bomb
|90
|1 part [[#Whiskey Cola|Whiskey Cola]], 1 part [[#Beer|beer]]
|A syndicate bomb.
|Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
|-
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila Sunrise}}Tequila Sunrise
|45
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 2 parts [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]]
|Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
|Causes glowing. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila_Sunrise_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|The Manly Dorf}}The Manly Dorf
|100
|1 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 2 parts [[#Ale|ale]]
|A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
|Heals people with the dwarf mutation. [http://bay12games.com/dwarves/ Reference to Dwarf Fortress]
|-
![[File:Orangeglass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Thirteen Loko}}Thirteen Loko
|80
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.
|Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or '''melt your eyes out if already blind''', 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Three Mile Island Iced Tea}}Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|10
|10 parts [[#Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], 1 part Uranium
|A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toxins Special}}Toxins Special
|25
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 2 parts Plasma
|Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! '''CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!'''
|Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
|-
![[File:Trappist_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Trappist Beer}}Trappist Beer
|40
|2 parts [[#Ale|ale]], 2 parts [[#Holy_Water|holy water]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.
|If you're a [[Chaplain|chaplain]] it reduces [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jittering]], [[Status_Effects#Stuttering|stuttering]] and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
|-
![[File:Triplecitrus.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Citrus}}Triple Citrus
|N/A
|1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice
|Triple the citrus, triple the fun.
|Can be used to make [[Guide to chemistry#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Turbo.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Turbo}}Turbo
|85
|2 parts [[#Moonshine|moonshine]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Nitrous_Oxide|Nitrous Oxide]], 1 part [[#Sugar_Rush|Sugar Rush]], 1 part [[#Pwr_Game|Pwr Game]]
|A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers.
|Regenerates your [[Health#Stamina|stamina]] faster the more drunk you are.
|-
![[File:Vanillapudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Pudding}}Vanilla Pudding
|N/A
| 5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk
|A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka and Tonic}}Vodka and Tonic
|70
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|vodka Martini}}Vodka Martini
|65
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Cola}}Whiskey Cola
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Soda}}Whiskey Soda
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]]
|Ultimate refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Whiskey_sour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Sour}}Whiskey Sour
|35
|1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part sugar
|Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
|
|-
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|White Russian}}White Russian
|50
|3 [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 2 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russian_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Wizz_fizz.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wizz_Fizz}}Wizz Fizz
|50
|1 part [[#Champagne|champagne]], 1 part [[#Soda_Water|Soda Water]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]]
|A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild.
|Heals [[#Wizard|wizards]] 1 of every damage type per tick.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|..What?}}..What?
|N/A
|Fail a recipe
|You can't really tell what this is.
|You get this when there is something else in the glass
|}

===Species-Specific Drinks===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:coldscales.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|ColdScales}}Cold Scales
|50
|1 part [[#tea|tea]], 1 part slime jelly, 1 part [[#methol|methol]]
|A soft green drink that looks inviting!
|Increases disgust for all species but lizards.
|-
![[File:Oildrum.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|OilDrum}}Oil Drum
|45
|1 part [[#ethanol|ethanol]], 1 part oil, 12 parts [[#champagne|champagne]]
|A gray can of booze and oil...
|Results in 3 increases disgust for all species but synthetics.
|-
![[File:Nordking.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|NordKing}}Nord King
|50
|5 part [[#ethanol|ethanol]], 1 part honey, 10 parts [[#redmead|Red Mead]]
|A dripping keg of red mead.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust for all species but humans or dwarves.
|-
![[File:Velvetkiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|VelvetKiss}}Velvet Kiss
|10
|5 parts blood, 1 part [[#tea|tea]], 10 parts [[#wine|wine]]
|Red and white drink for the upper classes or undead.
|Results in 15 Increases disgust for all species but zombies, vampires, and dullahan
|-
![[File:Abductionfruit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|AbductionFruit}}Abduction Fruit
|80
|10 parts [[#limejuice|lime juice]], 5 parts [[#strawberryjuice|strawberry juice]], 10 parts [[#watermelonjuice|watermelon juice]]
|Mixed fruits that were never ment to be mixed...
|Results in 3 Increases disgust all species but abductors.
|-
![[File:Bugzapper.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|BugZapper}}Bug Zapper
|5
|10 parts [[#Lemonjuice|Lemon Juice]], 1 part teslium, 10 parts copper
|An odd mix of copper, lemon juice and power meant for non-human consumption.
|Results in 20 Increases disgust all species but insects, flypersons, and mothsmen.
|-
![[File:Mushcrush.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MushCrush}}Mush Crush
|5
|10 parts iron, 5 parts ash, 10 parts coffee powder.
|Popular among people that want to grow their own food rather then drink the soil.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust all species except plantpeople.
|-
![[File:Hollowbone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|HollowBone}}Hollow Bone
|15
|5 parts bone hurting juice, 10 parts [[#milk|milk]], 10 parts coconut milk
|Mixing of milk and bone hurting juice for enjoyment for rather skinny people.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust all species except plasmamen and skeletons.
|-

![[File:Jellwyrm.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|JellWyrm}}Jell Wyrm
|40
|1 part slime jelly, 1 part carpotoxin, 1 part carbon dioxide
|A bubbly drink that is rather inviting to those that don't know who it's meant for.
|Toxic drink to most species results in 2 must be heated to 333K (59.85C) Increases disgust all species except jellypeople, slimepeople, and luminescents.
|-
![[File:Lavalspit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|LavalSpit}}Laval Spit
|30
|5 parts iron, 10 parts [[#maunaloa|Mauna Loa]],5 parts sulfur
|Piping hot drink for those who can stomach the heat of lava.
|Must be heated to 900K (626.85C) Increase disgust for all species except golems.
|-
|-
![[File:Robottears.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|RobotTears}}Robot Tears
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part oil, 1 part soda water
|no robots were hurt in the making of this drink.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Trinary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Trinary}}Trinary
|20
|1 part synthanol, 1 part lime juice, 1 part orange juice
|Colorful drink made for synthetic crewmembers
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Servodrink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Servo}}Servo
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part cream, 1 part hot coco
|Chocolate - based drink made for IPCs. Not sure if anyone's actually tried out the recipe.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Uplink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Uplink}}Uplink
|15
|1 part synthanol, 1 part rum, 1 part vodka, 1 part tequila, 1 part whiskey
|An exquisite mix of the finest liquoirs and synthanol. Meant only for synthetics.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Synthncoke.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Synthcoke}}Synth 'n coke
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part cola
|Classic drink altered to fit the tastes of a robot, contains de-rustifying properties. Bad idea to drink if you're made of carbon.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:synthignon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Synthignon}}Synthignon
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part wine
|Someone mixed good wine and robot booze. Romantic, but atrocious.
|Synthanol Recipe
|}

== Juice Cartons ==
By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.

=Food=
You need food to avoid [[#Hunger|hunger]]. Food is cooked either with the crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] or by putting certain ingredients into different types of machinery, such as the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]].

==Example Cooking Guide==
As an example that requires both machinery and the crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]], here is how to cook a [[#Sausage|sausage]] [[File:Sausage.png]]:
#Grab two pieces of meat [[File:Meat.png]] from your fridge.
#Put one of the pieces of meat [[File:Meat.png]] into the [[#Processor|food processor]] [[File:Processor.png]].
#Click the [[#Processor|food processor]] [[File:Processor.png]] to turn it on. This will turn the meat into a [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]].
#Place the other piece of meat [[File:Meat.png]] on any table [[File:R-table.png]].
#Vend a kitchen knife [[File:Knife.png]] from the [[Vendors#Dinnerware|dinnerware vendor]] [[File:Venddinnerware.gif]], and use it on the piece of meat [[File:Meat.png]]. It should turn into 3x [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]].
#Put two of the [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]] into a [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]] (by clicking the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] with a raw cutlet in active hand).
#Turn on the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]] by alt-clicking it. The two [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]] should turn into [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]].
#Place the [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]] and the two [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]] on the same tile (such as the same table).
#Stand within 1 tile's reach from both the [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]] and the two [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]]. Click the crafting menu HUD icon [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] to open the crafting menu.
#In the crafting menu, cycle through categories with arrows until you reach "Foods". Then cycle through the subcategories of "Foods" until you find "Meats".
#If you followed the above steps correctly, the "Sausage" recipe should be clickable (instead of greyed out). Click it and stand still a few seconds to craft a [[#Sausage|sausage]] [[File:Sausage.png]].

==Ingredients==
===[[File:Butcherknife.png|64px]]Butchering[[File:Gibber.png|64px]]===
This is how you get your meat. In space, meat can be expensive to purchase from [[Cargo]], and there are only so many monkeys on the station. There is a reason you have [[Morgue]] access. [[File:Meat.png|64px]]

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the [[Machines#Gibber|gibber]], one of the machines in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Then click the gibber again to activate it. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in meat and skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you could also use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume. 

The [[Machines#Gibber|gibber]] also can be upgraded in order to acquire more meat per body, faster processing, and the ability to gib fully clothed people with better manipulators ([[Traitor|not that you would need that]]). It should be in your best interest to get the [[Scientist|science team]] to at least upgrade your gibber. Go [[Machines#Gibber|here]] to see the upgrades in detail.

There are many types of meat, and only some of them are listed below.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FC8484;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat}}Meat
|Get meat from humans by gibbing them with a gibber. Get meat from most other creatures by slaughterering their dead bodies with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Bear_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bear Meat}}Bear Meat
|Slaughter a dead space bear with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Fish_fillet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carp Fillet}}Carp Fillet
|Slaughter a dead space carp with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Crab_meat_raw.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Crab Meat}}Raw Crab Meat
|Slaughter a dead crab with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Spider_leg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spider Leg}}Spider Leg
|Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Spider_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spider Meat}}Spider Meat
|Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
|}

===[[File:Knife.png|64px]][[File:Rolling Pin.png|64px]] Knife & Rolling Pin===
These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine). When the recipe creates multiple products from a single object, each individual product has the same reagents as the sliced object, divided by the number of products made. (For example, a bread loaf with 20 nutriment would be sliced into 5 bread slices containing 4 nutriment each.)

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! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'| Food name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:breadslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bread Slice}}Bread Slice
|Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|sandwiches]]. Makes 5 slices.
|-
![[File:cakeslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Slice}}Cake Slice
|Slice any cake with your knife. Makes 5 slices.
|-
![[File:pizzaslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Slice}}Pizza Slice
|Slice any pizza with your knife. Makes 6 slices.
|-
![[File:Sheet_pizza.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pepperoni_Sheetzzas}}Pepperoni Sheetzzas
|Flatten a [[#Pizza_Slice|pizza slice]] with your rolling pin. This is a construction material.
|-
![[File:doughslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough Slice}}Dough Slice
|Slice a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] with your knife. Makes 3 dough slices.
|-
![[File:flatdough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flat Dough}}Flat Dough
|Flatten a [[#Dough|dough]] with your rolling pin. Makes 1 flat dough.
|-
![[File:rawmeatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Cutlet}}Raw Cutlet
|Slice a meat with your knife. Makes 3 cutlets.
|-
![[File:piedough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pie Dough}}Pie Dough
|Flatten a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]] with your rolling pin. Makes 1 pie dough.
|-
![[File:rawpastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Pastry Base}}Raw Pastry Base
|Slice a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]] with your knife. Makes 3 raw pastry base.
|-
![[File:Potato_wedges.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Wedges}}Potato Wedges
|Slice a potato with your knife. Makes one plate of potato wedges.
|-
![[File:Cheese_Wedge.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wedge}}Cheese Wedge
|Slice a [[#Cheese Wheel|cheese wheel]] with your knife. Makes 5 cheese wedges.
|-
![[File:rawmeatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salami}}Salami
|Slice a sausage with your knife. Makes 6 slices of salami.
|}

===[[File:Processor.png|64px]] [[Machines#Food_Processor|Processor]]===
Some items can be processed with the [[Machines#Food_Processor|Processor]], which can be found in your kitchen.

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! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Processes
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Condiments
|-
![[File:Bacon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Bacon}}Raw Bacon
|Process one [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]].
|-
![[File:Faggot.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Faggot}}{{anchor|Meatball}}<s>Faggot</s> Meatball
|Process one slab of human or monkey meat. Renamed from "faggot" in April 2020 for compliance with Github ToS.
|-
![[File:Slamjamspacekabam.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Slime Jam}}Slime Jam
|Process one slime. ''Note: Eating this will kill you.'' Slimes or slime extracts can't be inserted.
|-
![[File:Tatortot.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tator Tot}}Tator Tot
|Process one potato.
|-
![[File:Fries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Fries}}Space Fries
|Process one plate of potato wedges.
|-
![[File:Carrotfries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Fries}}Carrot Fries
|Process one carrot.
|-
![[File:Roastparsnip.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Roast Parsnip}}Roast Parsnip
|Process one parsnip.
|-
![[File:Soydope.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Dope}}Soy Dope
|Process one soy bean.
|-
![[File:Spaghetti.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spaghetti}}Spaghetti
|Process one [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]].
|-
![[File:Tortilla.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tortilla}}Tortilla
|Process one corn.
|-
![[File:Yakiimo.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Yaki Imo}}Yaki Imo
|Process one sweet potato.
|-
|}

===[[File:Blender.png|64px]] All-In-One-Grinder===
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your [[File:ChemMaster.png|64px]] CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as '''Grind''' will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as '''Mix''' only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting '''Juice'''.

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! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Blends
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Universal Enzyme.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Universal_Enzyme}}Universal Enzyme
|Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fermentation_Barrel|wooden barrels]] to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor.
|-
![[File:Nutriment.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nutriment}}Nutriment
|Grind any solid food.
|-
![[File:Hotsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Sauce}}{{anchor|Capsaicin Oil}}Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Oil
|Grind chilis.
|-
![[File:Coldsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cold Sauce}}{{anchor|Frost Oil}}Cold Sauce/Frost Oil
|[[Guide_to_xenobiology#Blue_Slime|Blue Slimes]] or from grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Ice_Pepper|Ice Pepper]]. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. [[Changeling]] [[Changeling#Cryogenic_Sting|cryo sting]] injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and [[Guide_to_races#Jellypeople|slimepeople]]. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick.
|-
![[File:Ketchup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ketchup}}Ketchup
|Grind tomatoes.
|-
![[File:Flour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flour}}Flour
|Grind wheat or oat stalks.
|-
![[File:Rice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice}}Rice
|Grind rice stalks.
|-
![[File:Ricebowl.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice Bowl}}Rice Bowl
|Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
|-
![[File:dough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough}}Dough
|Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
|-
![[File:cakebatter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Batter}}Cake Batter
|Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]]. (you can also use [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] instead of egg yolk)
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Egg Yolk}}Egg Yolk
|Break an egg into a beaker.
|-
![[File:Secret_sauce_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Secret Sauce}}Secret Sauce
|Makes food taste amazing. Recipe is completely random and changes every 7 days. The recipe may be found in a certain space ruin on a '''paper'''. You could have to mix a random number of random ingredients in random amounts with a similarly random set of catalysts, raise or lower it past a random temperature, mix it specifically in a random container (it won't work in any other container if this is the case), heat an explosive beyond its exploding point, and more. Either way, the recipe will only make 1u.
|-
![[File:BBQ_sauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|BBQ Sauce}}BBQ Sauce
|3 parts {{Tooltip|[[#Saline-Glucose_Solution|Saline-Glucose Solution]]|{{RecursiveChem/Saline-Glucose_Solution}}}} (Sugar + Water + Salt) 
1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Ash|Ash]] 
1 part [[#Tomato_Juice|Tomato Juice]] 
1 part [[#Pepper|Pepper]]
|-
![[File:Soysauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Sauce}}Soy Sauce
|Mix 40 units [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 10 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Sulphuric Acid|Sulphuric Acid]].
|-
![[File:Salt.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salt}}Salt
|Mix [[Guide_to_chemistry#Sodium|Sodium]] + [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine|Chlorine]] + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
|-
![[File:Pepper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pepper}}Pepper
|Grind pepper-mills from the cafe.
|-
![[File:Peptides_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peptides}}Peptides
|Is created in your body if you eat food after eating [[Guide_to_chemistry#Trophazole|Trophazole]]. Heals brute and some burn every few seconds. Does not give as much nutriment as other foods.
|-
![[File:Moonshine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Cheesewheel.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wheel}}Cheese Wheel
|Mix 40 [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst). End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
|-
![[File:chocolatebar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Bar}}Chocolate Bar
|Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units [[#Milk|milk]]/[[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 2 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]].
|-
![[File:Tofu.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tofu}}Tofu
|Mix 10 [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:butter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butter}}Butter
|Mix 15 [[#Milk|milk]] in the grinder.
|-
![[File:Butter_on_a_stick.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butter_on_a_stick}}Butter on a stick
|Insert a metal rod [[File:Rods.png]] into butter.
|-
![[File:Mayonnaise.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Mayonnaise}}Mayonnaise
|Grind egg yolk.
|-
![[File:Sugar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar}}Sugar
|Grind white beet or sugar cane.
|-
![[File:Condi_astrotame.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Astrotame}}Astrotame
|Found in [[Vendor#Dinnerware|Dinnerware Vendor]]. Artificial sweetener. Makes food taste better while adding zero calories. If overdosed (17u) it makes you [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgusted]].
|-
![[File:Caramel_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Caramel}}Caramel
|Heat sugar to 413.15K. Will burn into carbon if heated to 483.15K.
|-
![[File:Sprinkles.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sprinkles}}Sprinkles
|Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
|-
![[File:Cherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Jelly}}Cherry Jelly
|Grind cherries.
|-
![[File:Bluecherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Jelly}}Blue Cherry Jelly
|Grind blue cherries.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gravy}}Gravy
|Mix 1 part nutriment, 1 part flour and 1 part milk.
|}

===[[File:Microwave.png|64px]] Microwave Oven===
The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Baconcooked.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacon}}Bacon
|Microwave a [[#Raw Bacon|raw bacon]].
|-
![[File:bread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Bread}}{{anchor|Bread}}Plain Bread
|Microwave a [[#Dough|dough]]. Used in all [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|bread recipes]].
|-
![[File:Bun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bun}}Bun
|Microwave a [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]]. Used in [[#Burgers|burgers]].
|-
![[File:Pastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pastry Base}}Pastry Base
|Microwave a [[#Raw Pastry Base|raw pastry base]]. Used in most [[#Pastries|pastry recipes]].
|-
![[File:spagettiboiled.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spaghetti}}Boiled Spaghetti
|Microwave [[#Spaghetti|spaghetti]]s. Used in [[#Pastas|spaghetti recipes]].
|-
![[File:pizzabread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Bread}}Pizza Bread
|Microwave a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]]. Used in [[#Pizzas|pizza recipes]].
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Pie}}Plain Pie
|Microwave a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]]. Used in [[#Pies|pie recipes]].
|-
![[File:regularcake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Cake}}Plain Cake
|Microwave a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]]. Used in [[#Cakes|cake recipes]].
|-
![[File:Spiderleg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spider Leg}}Boiled Spider Leg
|Microwave a spider leg.
|-
![[File:meatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cutlet}}Cutlet
|Microwave a [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]]. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:meatstake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Steak}}Meat Steak
|Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:Crab_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crab Meat}}Crab Meat
|Microwave [[#Raw Crab Meat|raw crab meat]]. Used in some in some recipes.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toasted Sandwich}}Toasted Sandwich
|Microwave a [[#Sandwich|sandwich]].
|-
![[File:popcorn.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Popcorn}}Popcorn
|Microwave a corn.
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Warm Donkpocket}}Warm Donk-pocket
|Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Egg}}Boiled Egg
|Microwave an egg.
|-
![[File:Boiledrice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Rice}}Boiled Rice
|Microwave a [[#Rice Bowl|Rice Bowl]]. Used in [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Rice_and_Pork|rice recipes]].
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Khinkali}}Khinkali
|Microwave a [[#Raw_Khinkali|Raw Khinkali]].
|-
![[File:onionrings.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Onion Rings}}Onion Rings
|Microwave an onion slice.
|}

==Crafting Recipes==
Most dish recipes are made using the '''crafting menu''', that is by '''placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button ([[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] a small T icon on your HUD)''' to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

===Burgers===
(Partly out of date as new burgers and sprites were added Dec 2019.)
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:burger.png|64px]]
!Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger. Has a 1% chance of turning into steamed hams.
|-
![[File:Baconburger.png|64px]]
!Bacon Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Bacon|cooked bacon]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:brainburger.png|64px]]
!Brain Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Brain
|8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin
|Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]].
|-
![[File:clownburger.png|64px]]
!Clown Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Clown Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana
|Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[Clown|nemesis]].
|-
![[File:Crab_burger.png|64px]]
!Crab Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 [[#Crab_Meat|crab meat]]
|?
|A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun.
|-
![[File:mimeburger.png|64px]]
!Mime Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Mime Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing
|Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[Mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
|-
![[File:tofubuger.png|64px]]
!Tofu Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Melts your face!
|-
![[File:spell.png|64px]]
!Spell Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Wizard Hat
|8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin
|You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
![[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
!Xenoburger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 xeno [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Ali-yum!
|-
![[File:Jellyburger.png|45px]]
!Jelly Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or 5 units [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin
|My insides are burning!
|-
![[File:ghostbur.PNG|64px]]
!Ghost Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin
|Terror-ifficly tasty.
|-
![[File:Appendixburger.png|64px]]
!Appendix Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Surgery#Appendectomy|Appendix]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Tastes like appendicitis
|-
![[File:Fivealarmburger.png|64px]]
!Five Alarm Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 ghost chili
|6 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 5 Pepper, 1 Vitamin
|HOT! HOT!
|-
![[File:Ratburger.png|64px]]
!Rat Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 dead mouse
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|What did you expect?
|-
![[File:bigbite.png|64px]]
!Big Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin
|Forget the Big Mac.
|-
![[File:superbite.png|64px]]
!Super Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 4 Tomatoes + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Salt|salt]] + 5 units [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper
|If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
|-
![[File:Baseball.png|64px]]
!Home Run Baseball Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Makeshift weapons#Baseball Bat|Baseball Bat]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
|-
![[File:Empowered_burger.gif|64px]]
!Empowered Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 Plasma sheets
|8 Nutriment, 5 Liquid Electricity
|It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.
|}

===Breads & Sandwiches===
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatbread.png|64px]]
!Meatbread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:tofubread.png|64px]]
!Tofu-Bread
|1 [[Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:xbread.png|64px]]
!Xeno-Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
![[File:Spidermeatloaf.png|64px]]
!Spider Meatloaf
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Green but delicious.
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|64px]]
!Banana-nut Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Banana
|20 Banana, 20 Nutriment
|Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:Mimanabread.png|64px]]
!Mimana Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana
|20 Nutriment, 5 Mute Toxin, 5 Nothing, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Leaves diners speechless!
|-
![[File:creambread.png|64px]]
!Cream Cheese Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:baguette.png|64px]]
!Baguette
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin
|The mimes favorite.
|-
![[File:sandwich.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sandwich}}Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
![[File:Garlicbread.png|64px]]
!Garlic Bread
|1 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]
|5 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 2 [[#Garlic_Juice|Garlic Juice]]
|Alas, it is limited.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!Grilled Cheese Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
![[File:Jellytoast.png|64px]]
!Jelly Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
|-
![[File:butteredtoast.png|64px]]
!Buttered Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast.
|-
![[File:butterbiscuit.png|64px]]
!Butter Biscuit
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Well butter my biscuit!
|-
![[File:butterdog.png|64px]]
!Butterdog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Made from exotic butters.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]{{Anchor|Moldy_Bread}}
!Moldy Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fly_amanita|fly amanita]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Twobread.png|64px]]
!Two Bread
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 [[#Wine|wine]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Classy.
|-
![[File:Rorosandwich.png|64px]]
!Jelly Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
|-
![[File:Notasandwich.png|64px]]
!Not-a-Sandwich
|1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
|}

===Pizzas===
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Margheritapizza.png|64px]]
!Margherita Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Tomato
|30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:mushroompizza.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 5 any Mushrooms
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:meatpizza.png|64px]]
!Meat Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza.png|64px]]
!Donk Pocket Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Dankpizza.png|64px]]
!Dank Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:sassysagepizza.png|64px]]
!Sassysage Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 [[#Meatball|meatballs]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:vegepizza.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:arnoldpizza.png|64px]]
!Arnold Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings
|30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine
|Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily.
|}

===Pastas===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:pastatomato.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Pasta}}Tomato Pasta
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 Tomatoes
|6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin
|Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
|-
![[File:copypasta.gif|64px]]
!Copypasta
|2 [[#Tomato Pasta|tomato pasta]]s
|12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
|-
![[File:meatballspag.png|64px]]
!Spaghetti & Meatballs
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 [[#Meatball|meatballs]]
|8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
![[File:Spesslaw.png|64px]]
!Spesslaw
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 4 [[#Meatball|meatballs]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Lawyer's choice!
|-
![[File:Chowmein.png|64px]]
!Chowmein
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot
|7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables.
|-
![[File:Beefnoodle.png|64px]]
!Beef Noodle
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Cabbage
|5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs
|Nutritious, beefy, and noodly.
|-
![[File:butternoodles.png|64px]]
!Butter Noodles
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Noodles covered in savory butter.
|}

===Soups & Stews===
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatsoup.png|64px]]
!Meatball Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 carrot + 1 potato
|7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
|-
![[File:nettlesoup.png|64px]]
!Nettle Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 nettle + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin
|Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:vegesoup.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 carrot + 1 corn + 1 eggplant + 1 potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Force feed the Botanists this.
|-
![[File:tomatosoup.png|64px]]
!Tomato Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin
|What, no crackers?
|-
![[File:Bloodsoup.png|64px]]
!Blood Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units blood + 2 bloodtomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin
|They ''may'' think you're the [[Cook|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
![[File:Eyeballsoup.png|64px]]
!Eyeball Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 tomatoes + 1 Eyeball
|5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs
|A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs?
|-
![[File:Slimesoup.png|64px]]
!Slime Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin
|Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
|-
![[File:Clownsoup.png|64px]]
!Clown's Tears
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 banana + 1 [[Bananium|bananium ore]]
|2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin
|Not very funny.
|-
![[File:Mysterysoup.png|64px]]
!Mystery Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 burned mess + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:
 Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
 Omnizine, Banana,
 Blood, Slime Jelly,
 Toxin, Oculine,
 Carbon
|This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
|-
![[File:Mushroomsoup.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Soup
|1 bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 chanterelle
|2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin
|The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
|-
![[File:Beetsoup.png|64px]]
!Beet Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 whitebeet + 1 cabbage
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin
|Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
|-
![[File:milo.png|64px]]
!Milo Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 [[#Soy Dope|soy dope]]s + 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s
|9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin
|Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
|-
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|64px]]
!Stewed Soy Meat
|2 [[#Soy Dope|soy dope]]s + 1 carrot + 1 tomato
|7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin
|Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
|-
![[File:stew.png|64px]]
!Stew
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 tomato + 1 potato + 1 carrot + 1 eggplant + 1 mushroom
|14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin
|The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
|-
![[File:coldstew.png|64px]]
!Cold Chili Stew
|1 bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 ice pepper + 1 tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
|Ice, ice, baby!
|-
![[File:hotstew.png|64px]]
!Hot Chili Stew
|1 bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 chili cepper + 1 tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
| Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|-
![[File:Oatmeal.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal
|1 bowl + 10 units milk + 1 oat stalk
|7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin
|A nice bowl of oatmeal.
|-
![[File:Sweetpotatosoup.png|64px]]
!Sweet Potato Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 5 units sugar + 2 sweet potatoes
|4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Delicious sweet potato in soup form.
|-
![[File:Redbeetsoup.png|64px]]
!Red Beet Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 red beet + 1 cabbage
|4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Quite a delicacy.
|-
![[File:French_onion_soup.png|64px]]
!French Onion Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 [[#Onion|onion]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Good enough to make a grown mime cry.
|-
![[File:Wishsoup.png|64px]]
!Wish Soup
|1 bowl + 20 units [[#Water|water]]
|20 water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin)
|Makes you wish the chef could cook.
|-
![[File:Bisque.png|64px]]
!Bisque
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 [[#Crab_Meat|crab meat]] + 1 [[#Boiled_Rice|boiled rice]]
|?
|A classic entree from Space-France.
|-
![[File:Bungo_curry.png|64px]]
!Bungo Curry
|1 bowl + 5 units water + 5 units cream + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|bungo fruit]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Chili|chili]]
|?
|A spicy vegetable curry made with the humble bungo fruit, Exotic!
|-
![[File:Electron_soup.gif|64px]]
!Electron Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 5 units table salt + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Jupiter_Cups|jupiter cup]]
|?
|A gastronomic curiosity of ethereal origin. It is famed for the minature weather system formed over a properly prepared soup.
|}

===Seafood===
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Carpfillet.png|64px]]
! Imitation Carp Fillet
|Inject 5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]] into 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin
|Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:carpsandwich.png|64px]]
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp fillet
|3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin
|Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:cubancarp.png|64px]]
!Cuban Carp
|1 Carp Fillet + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 Chili Pepper
|6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin
|Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
![[File:fishandchips.png|64px]]
!Fish & Chips
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 Carp fillet
|6 Nutriment
|The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Ffish.png|64px]]
!Fish Fingers
|5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp fillet
|4 Nutriment
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Sashimi.png|64px]]
!Carp Sashimi
|1 spider egg + 1 Carp fillet + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|}

===Meat===
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|-
![[File:Sausage.png|64px]]
!Sausage{{anchor|Sausage}}{{anchor|Salami}}
|1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Slicable into salami. Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|-
![[File:Spidereggsham.png|64px]]
!Green Eggs and Ham
|2 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 spider egg + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin
|You swear it's still moving.
|-
![[File:Cornedbeef.png|64px]]
!Corned beef and cabbage
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Meat steak]] + 2 Cabbages + 5 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
|-
![[File:Bearsteak.gif|64px]]
!Filet Migrawr
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Bear steak]] + 5 units [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] (requires lighter)
|2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf
|
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw_Khinkali}}Raw Khinkali
|1 [[#Dough Slice|Dough slice]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 1 [[#Garlic_Juice|Garlic Juice]]
|Microwave to finish preparing.
|}

===Salads===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Herbsalad.png|64px]]
!Herb Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple
|8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
![[File:Aesirsalad.png|64px]]
!Aesir Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 8 [[Omnizine]], 6 Vitamin
|Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
![[File:Validsalad.png|64px]]
!Valid Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]]
|8 Nutriment, 5 [[#Doctor's Delight|Doctor's Delight]] 2 Vitamin
|Heals everyone! Not really
|-
![[File:Melonfruitbowl.png|64px]]
!Melon Fruit Bowl
|1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|The only salad where you can eat the bowl
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice
|2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Your standard fruit salad.
|-
![[File:Junglesalad.png|64px]]
!Jungle Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice
|7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin
|Exotic fruits in a bowl.
|-
![[File:Citrusdelight.png|64px]]
!Citrus Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon
|7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Citrus overload!
|-
|[[File:monkeydel.png|64px]]
!Monkey's Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 [[Monkey Cube]] + 1 Banana + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin
|EE EEE!
|}

===Pies===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
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|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!Banana Cream Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Banana
|4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:berryclafoutis.png|64px]]
!Berry Clafoutis
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin
|It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Meatpies
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Made of people, or not?
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Tofu Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Made of plants, or not?
|-
![[File:xpie.png|64px]]
!Xeno Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
![[File:applepie.png|64px]]
!Apple Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Apple
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|The traditional dessert.
|-
![[File:Cherrypie.png|64px]]
!Cherry Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Cherry
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|"To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
|-
![[File:Amapie.png|64px]]
!Amanita Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Amanita
|5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin
|Only slightly toxic, really!
|-
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
|-
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|64px]]
!Plump Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin
|Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]!
|-
![[File:Gtart.png|64px]]
!Golden Apple Streusel Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin
|A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
|-
![[File:Blumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Blumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Blumpkin
|3 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Full of delicious chlorine and ammonia.
|-
![[File:Dulcedebatata.png|64px]]
!Dulce de Batata
|5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato
|4 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Delicious sliceable jelly.
|-
![[File:Frostypie.png|64px]]
!Frostypie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Blue cherry
|4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin.
|Tastes like blue and cold.
|-
![[File:Baklava.png|64px]]
!Baklava Pie
|4 Oat stalks + 4 [[#Tortilla|tortillas]] + 2 [[#Butter|butter]]
|?
|A delightful healthy snack made of nut layers with thin bread.
|-
![[File:Bearypie.png|64px]]
!Beary Pie
|1 [[#Meat Steak|bear steak]] + 1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|No brown bears, this is a good sign.
|-
![[File:Grapetart.png|64px]]
!Grape Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes
|4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make.
|-
![[File:Mimetart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mime Tart}}Mime Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 5 units [[#Nothing|Nothing]]
|?
|... . Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Berrytart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry Tart}}Berry Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 berries
|?
|A tasty dessert of many different small barries on a thin pie crust. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Chocolatelavatart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Lava Tart}}Chocolate Lava Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bars]] + 1 [[Guide_to_xenobiology#Grinding|Slime Extract]]
|?
|A tasty dessert made of chocaloate, with a liquid core. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|}

===Cakes===
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|-
![[File:carrotcake.png|64px]]
!Carrot Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Carrots
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]], 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
|-
![[File:cheesecake.png|64px]]
!Cheese Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
|-
![[File:birthday.png|64px]]{{Anchor|Birthday Cake}}
!Birthday Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 Sugar + 2 Caramel + 1 candle
|20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members. If you microwave the cake it becomes a cakehat [[File:Cakehat.PNG]]{{Anchor|Cakehat}}.
|-
![[File:Energy_cake.gif|64px]]{{Anchor|Energy Cake}}
!Energy Cake
|1 [[#Birthday Cake|Birthday Cake]] + 1 [[Traitor_Items#Energy_Sword|Energy Sword]] [[File:ESword.png]]
|10 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Liquid_Electricity|Liquid Electricity]]
|Sliceable. Just enough calories for a whole nuclear operative squad. If you microwave the cake it becomes an energy cake(hat) [[File:Energy_cake_hat.gif]]{{Anchor|Energy Cakehat}}.
|-
![[File:applecake.png|64px]]
!Apple Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Apples
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Braincake.png|64px]]
!Brain Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 Brain
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]], 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
![[File:Orangecake.png|64px]]
!Orange Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Oranges
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Limecake.png|64px]]
!Lime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Limes
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Lemoncake.png|64px]]
!Lemon Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Lemons
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Choccake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bars]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinspicecake.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Spice Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Pumpkin
|32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Slimecake.png|64px]]
!Slime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 [[Slime Extract]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Blackberry_and_strawberry_vanilla_cake.png|64px]]
!Blackberry and Strawberry Vanilla Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 berries
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Blackberry_and_strawberry_chocolate_cake.png|64px]]
!Blackberry and Strawberry Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 berries + 2 [[#Chocolate_Bar|Chocolate Bars]]
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Holy_cake.png|64px]]
!Angel Food Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 15u holy water
|?
|Sliceable. Contains holy water.
|-
![[File:Pound_cake.png|64px]]
!Pound Cake
|4 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]
|?
|Sliceable. Counts as junk food.
|-
![[File:Hardware_cake.png|64px]]
!Hardware Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 circuit boards + 5u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|Sulphuric Acid]]
|?
|Sliceable. Contains 15u sulphuric acid and 15u oil.
|-
![[File:Clowncake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Clown Cake}}Clown Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Sweets|sundae]] + 5 bananas
|?
|Sliceable. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Vanillacake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Cake}}Vanilla Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Vanilla|vanilla pods]]
|?
|Sliceable. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Spacemans_Cake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spacemans Cake}}Spaceman's Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Spaceman.27s_Trumpet_Plant|Spaceman's Trumpet]] + 5 units cream + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Cak.png|64px]]
!Cak
|1 Birthday Cake + 1 Brain + 1 Heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units Blood + 5 units Sprinkles + 1 unit [[Guide_to_chemistry#Teslium|Teslium]].
|N/A
|A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on disarm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted. Not sliceable.
|}

===Side Dishes===
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|-
![[File:cheesefries.png|64px]]
!Cheese Fries
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
|-
![[File:cheesepmelet.png|64px]]
!Cheese Omelette
|2 eggs + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|8 Nutriment
|Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
|-
![[File:friedegg.png|64px]]
!Fried Egg
|1 egg + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper
|The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
![[File:bakedpotato.png|64px]]
!Loaded Baked Potato
|1 Potato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|No bacon bits?
|-
![[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|64px]]
!Eggplant Parmigiana
|2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Eggplant
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Clogs your arteries, healthily!
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|64px]]
!Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketspicy_0.png|64px]]
!Spicy Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Chili
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], spicy!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketteriyaki_0.png|64px]]
!Teriyaki Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 3 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], savory!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza_0.png|64px]]
!Pizza Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Tomato
||4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], mama mia!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketbanana_0.png|64px]]
!Banana Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] +1 Banana +3 units Sugar
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], honk!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketberry_0.png|64px]]
!Berry Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Berry]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up ontains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], sweet!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketgondola_0.png|64px]]
!Gondola Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 5 units Tranquility
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]! Also transforms you into a gondola.
|-
![[File:Hotdog.png|64px]]
!Hot Dog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Sausage|Sausage]] + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin
|Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
|-
![[File:pigblanket.png|64px]]
!Pig in a Blanket
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll.
|-
![[File:Crab_rangoon.png|64px]]
!Crab Rangoon
|1 [[#Dough Slice|Dough slice]] + 1 [[#Raw_Crab_Meat|raw crab meat]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 5 units cream
|?
|Has many names, like crab puffs, cheese wontons, crab dumplings? Whatever you call them, they're a fabulous blast of cream cheesy crab.
|-
![[File:Benedict.png|64px]]
!Eggs Benedict
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|There is only one egg on this, how rude.
|-
![[File:Beans.png|64px]]
!Tin of Beans
|2 Soy Beans + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]]
|10 Nutriment
|Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
|}

===Pastries===
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|-
![[File:Donut_plain.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Donut}}Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Jelly Donut}}Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin,
|Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Slime Jelly Donut}}Slime Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Slime_Jelly|slime jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_meat.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Meat Donut}}Meat Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 meat slab
|3 Nutriment, 2 ketchup
|Tastes as gross as it looks.
|-
![[File:Donut_chaos.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chaos Donut}}Chaos Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Hot Sauce|Hot Sauce]] + 5 units [[#Cold Sauce|Cold Sauce]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar
'''Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): ''' 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
|-
![[File:Donut_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Donut}}Berry Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Donut}}Spaceman's Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Donut}}Apple Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Donut}}Caramel Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Donut}}Chocolate Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Donut}}Blumpkin Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Donut}}Bungo Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]] + 5 units [[#Cold Sauce|Cold Sauce]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Donut}}Matcha Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Jelly Donut}}Berry Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Jelly Donut}}Spaceman's Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Jelly Donut}}Apple Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Jelly Donut}}Caramel Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Jelly Donut}}Chocolate Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Jelly Donut}}Blumpkin Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Jelly Donut}}Bungo Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Jelly Donut}}Matcha Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Slime Donut}}Berry Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Slime Donut}}Spaceman's Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Slime Donut}}Apple Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Slime Donut}}Caramel Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Slime Donut}}Chocolate Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Slime Donut}}Blumpkin Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Slime Donut}}Bungo Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Slime Donut}}Matcha Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylent Green
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 2 Human Meats
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylen Viridians
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Soy Bean
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
|-
![[File:waffles.png|64px]]
!Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with syrup traps.
|-
![[File:roffle.png|64px]]
!Roffle Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen
|8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
![[File:fortunecookie.png|64px]]
!Fortune Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy
|3 Nutriment
|Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
![[File:Sugarcookie.png|64px]]
!Sugar Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Just like your little sister used to make.
|-
![[File:muffin.png|64px]]
!Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|6 Nutriment
|Muffin!
|-
![[File:Berrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Berry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment
|A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
|-
![[File:Booberrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Booberry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|6 Nutriment
|My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
|-
![[File:cracker.png|64px]]
!Cracker
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|1 Nutriment
|Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
|-
![[File:pretzel.png|64px]]
!Poppy Pretzel
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Poppy Seed
|5 Nutriment
|Heals brute damage with opium!
|-
![[File:Biscuit.png|64px]]
!Plump Biscuits
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
|-
![[File:Oatmealcookie.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|The best of both cookie and oat.
|-
![[File:Raisincookie.png|64px]]
!Raisin Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk + 1 [[#4no Raisins|4no Raisins]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Why would you put raisins on a cookie?
|-
![[File:Cherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cherry
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
|-
![[File:Bluecherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Blue Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Blue cherry
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
|-
![[File:Dankpocket.png|64px]]
!Dank-pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cannabis
|3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Lipolicide|Lipolicide]], 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space Drugs|Space Drugs]], 4 Nutriment
|
|-
![[File:Khachapuri.png|64px]]
!Khachapuri
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 5 units egg yolk
|12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Chococornet.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cornet
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 1 unit Salt + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bar]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Honeybun.png|64px]]
!Honey Bun
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 5 units Honey
|5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
|
|-
![[File:pancake.png|64px]]
!Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]]
|4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Can be stacked.
|-
![[File:bbpancake.png|64px]]
!Blueberry Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]], 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:ccpancake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Chip Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]], 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bar]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|-
![[File:Cannoli.png|64px]]
!Cannoli
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 1 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 3 units [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|
|}

===Sweets===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chocegg.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Egg
|1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco
|NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
|-
![[File:Chococoin.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Coin
|1 Coin + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Coco
|
|-
![[File:Chocodice.png|64px]]
!Fudge Dice
|1 Die + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Coco
|You get a fudge die after eating it.
|-
![[File:Chocoorange.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Orange
|1 Orange + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Coco
|
|-
![[File:candiedapple.png|64px]]
!Candied Apple
|5 units [[#Caramel|Caramel]] + 1 Apple
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!
|-
![[File:Honeybar.png|64px]]
!Honey Nut Bar
|1 Oat + 5 units Honey
|5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
|
|-
![[File:Spiderlollipop.png|64px]]
!Spider Lollipop
|1 Rod + 5 Sugar + 5 Water + 1 Spiderling
|1 Nutriment, 1 Toxin, 10 Iron, 5 Sugar, 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|
|}

===Frozen===
Paper cups can be dispensed from from water coolers, found in some places.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Icecreamsandwich.png|64px]]
!Icecream Sandwich
|1 [[#Vanilla Ice Cream|ice cream]] + 5 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Ice
|Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.
|-
![[File:spacefreezy.png|64px]]
!Space Freezy
|5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 5 Blue Cherry Jelly, 4 Vitamin
|The best icecream in space!
|-
![[File:sundae.png|64px]]
!Sundae
|5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|A classic desert.
|-
![[File:honkdae.png|64px]]
!Honkdae
|5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 10 Banana, 4 Vitamin
|The clown's favorite desert.
|-
![[File:Flavorless_sc.png|64px]]
!Flavorless Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice
|1u water
|
|-
![[File:Pineapple_sc.png|64px]]
!Pineapple Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Lime_sc.png|64px]]
!Lime Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Lime_Juice|lime juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Lemon_sc.png|64px]]
!Lemon Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Blue_sc.png|64px]]
!Apple Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Grape_sc.png|64px]]
!Grape Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Grape_Juice|grape juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Orange_sc.png|64px]]
!Orange Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Orange_Juice|orange juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Red_sc.png|64px]]
!Bluecherry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Blue_Cherry_Jelly|blue cherry jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Blue_sc.png|64px]]
!Cherry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Cherry_Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Berry_sc.png|64px]]
!Berry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad_sc.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Orange_Juice|orange juice]] + 5u [[#Lime_Juice|lime juice]] + 5u [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Mime_sc.png|64px]]
!Mime Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Nothing|nothing]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Clown_sc.png|64px]]
!Clown Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u Laughter
|?
|
|-
![[File:Soda_sc.png|64px]]
!Space Cola Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u cola
|?
|
|-
![[File:Pwrgamer_sc.png|64px]]
!Pwr Game Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 15u [[#Pwr_Game|Pwr Game]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Honey_sc.png|64px]]
!Honey Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u honey
|?
|
|-
![[File:Rainbow_sc.png|64px]]
!Rainbow Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u {{Tooltip|[[#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]]|{{RecursiveChem/Colorful Reagent}}}}
|?
|
|}

===Exotic===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chaw.png|64px]]
!Chawanmushi
|5 units Water + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 1 Chanterelle
|5 Nutriment
|Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
|-
![[File:wingchu.png|64px]]
!Wing Fang Chu
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|At least it wasn't the [[Ian|dog]].
|-
![[File:enchi.png|64px]]
!Enchiladas
|2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 2 chilis + 2 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]]s
|8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin
|Spicy.
|-
![[File:classictaco.png|64px]]
!Classic Taco
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Cabbage
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce
|-
![[File:plaintaco.png|64px]]
!Plain Taco
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food.
|-
![[File:Wrap.png|64px]]
!Egg Wrap
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 Cabbage + 10 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|5 Nutriment
|The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
|-
![[File:Burrito.png|64px]]
!Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Delicious!
|-
![[File:CheesyBurrito.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|It's a burrito filled with cheese.
|-
![[File:CarneBurrito.png|64px]]
!Carne Asada Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Soybeans
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|The best burrito for meat lovers.
|-
![[File:PlasmaBurrito.png|64px]]
!Fuego Plasma Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 3 Vitamin
|A super spicy burrito.
|-
![[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
!Kebab
|1 [[Metal Rod]] + 2 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]s (meat must be same type!), 2 human meat steaks, 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s, or 1 lizard tail
|8 Nutriment
|You get the metal rod back after eating.
|-
![[File:Nachos.png|64px]]
!Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 unit Salt
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|Chips from Space Mexico
|-
![[File:CheesyNachos.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 unit Salt
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese.
|-
![[File:Cuban Nachos.png|64px]]
!Cuban Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]] + 2 Chili pepper
|7 Nutriment, 8 Capsaicin, 4 Vitamin
|That's some dangerously spicy nachos.
|-
![[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|64px]]
!Amanita Jelly
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Amanitas
|6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
![[File:duff.gif|64px]]
!Spacy Liberty Duff
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Liberty Caps
|6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|-
![[File:Melonkeg.gif|64px]]
!Melon Keg
|1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|9 Nutriment, 15 Vodka, 4 Vitamin
|Who knew vodka was a fruit?
|-
![[File:stuffedlegion.gif|64px]]
!Stuffed Legion
|1 Goliath meat steak + 1 Legion Core + 2 units Ketchup + 2 units Capsaicin
|5 Nutriment, 2 Capsaicin, 2 Vitamin
|Putting skulls to use as food bowls has never seemed better.
|-
![[File:powercrepe.png|64px]]
!Powercrepe
|1 [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] + 1 [[#Milk|Milk]] + 5 Cherry Jelly + 1 Super Power Cell + 1 Captain's Sabre
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Cherry Jelly
|With great power, comes great crepes.
|-
![[File:branrequests.png|64px]]
!Bran Requests Cereal
|1 Wheat + 1 [[#4no Raisins|4no Raisins]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 10 Salt
|A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran.
|-
![[File:Riceandpork.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice and Pork}}Rice and Pork
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 2 Cutlet
|18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine
| It's rice and ..."pork".
|-
![[File:BBQ_ribs.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|BBQ Ribs}}BBQ Ribs
|2 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 2 rods + 5u [[#BBQ Sauce|BBQ sauce]]
|?
| Sweet, Smokey, Savory, and gets everywhere. Perfect for Grilling.
|-
![[File:Eggbowl.png|64px]]
!Egg Bowl
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|Boiled egg]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn
|4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|A bowl of rice with a fried egg.
|-
![[File:Ricepudding.png|64px]]
!Rice Pudding
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar
|9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
|
|-
![[File:Meatbun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Bun}}Meat Bun
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Cabbage
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Has the potential to not be Dog.
|-
![[File:Ratkebab.png|64px]]
!Rat kebab
|1 Dead Mouse, 1 Metal Rod
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
|-
![[File:Doubleratkebab.png|64px]]
!Double Rat Kebab
|2 Dead Mice, 1 Metal Rod
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Twice the rat, twice the flavor.
|-
![[File:Butterbear.png|64px]]
!Butterbear{{Anchor|Butterbear}}{{Anchor|Terrygold}}
|15 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 brain (with soul) + 1 heart + 5 meat slabs + 50 units blood + 1 unit [[Guide_to_chemistry#Teslium|Teslium]].
|N/A
|A butter/bear hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. The crew can eat the bear by smacking it, but it has a large regeneration factor to counteract this. When the bear slaps people it has a significant chance to slip its unfortunate victim. The bear will be named Terrygold.
|-
![[File:Royal_cheese.png|64px]]
!Royal Cheese{{Anchor|Royal Cheese}}
|1 [[#Cheese_Wheel|cheese wheel]] + 1 gold crown + 5 units {{Tooltip|[[#Strange Reagent|Strange Reagent]]|{{RecursiveChem/Strange Reagent}}}} + 5 units {{Tooltip|[[#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]]|{{RecursiveChem/Unstable Mutagen}}}}.
|20 Gold, 15 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Unstable Mutagen
|Feed a rat with it to turn it into a rat king.
|-
|}

===Custom Recipes===
Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Custom food
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|How to acquire
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Bread}}Custom Bread
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]]. Sliceable for custom [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Cake
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pizza}}Custom Pizza
|Use ingredients on a [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pie}}Custom Pie
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Spaghetti}}Custom Spaghetti
|Use ingredients on a plate of [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom salad}}Custom Salad
|Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Soup
|Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom kebab}}Custom Kebab
|Use ingredients on a metal rod.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom sandwich}}Custom Sandwich
|Use ingredients on any [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]. Use another [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] (any type) to finish the sandwich.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom burger}}Custom Burger
|Use ingredients on a [[#Bun|bun]].
|}

===Recipe Books===
Some recipes will only be visible in your crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] after reading a special book first. So far there is only one such book:

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Book
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Unlocks
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Where to get
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Cooking_Desserts_101.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cooking_Desserts_101}}Cooking Desserts 101
|[[#Mime_Tart|Mime tart]], [[#Berry_Tart|berry tart]], [[#Chocolate_Lava_Tart|chocolate lava tart]], [[#Clown_Cake|clown cake]] and [[#Vanilla_Cake|vanilla cake]].
|Dinner-o-Mat
|
|}

==[[File:Icecream_Vat.png|64px]] Icecream Vat==
''Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!''[[File:Icecream_vat_window.png|thumb|400px|left|This is the window that opens when you click an Icecream Vat. ]]

For those hot days on the station there's an Icecream Vat, which can be used to make icecream. You do this by first clicking the Icecream Vat to open a window. To create an icecream, you must first dispense a cone. Then you click "select" next to the icecream type you want to put into the cone. Then you click the vat while holding the cone in hand. 

The vat starts with some icecream and several cones stored. To make more of them you must click the "make" buttons while having the correct ingredients stored in the vat. Making more icecream or cones will just store them in the vat, until you make an icecream with it as described above. 

The "Refill from beaker" button can be used to refill the vat with the standard ingredients (flour, sugar, milk, vanilla etc). Do it by loading a beaker (containing for example ice) into the vat, and then clicking "refill from beaker". The ice will be transferred to the vat, and can then be used if you click certain "make" buttons. Eject a beaker with alt-click. 

The recipes below describe which ingredients the vat must be filled with to be able to "make" the listed items.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Waffle_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Waffle Cone}}Waffle Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Cone}}Chocolate Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 1 coco powder
|Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Vanilla_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Ice Cream}}Vanilla Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit vanilla
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Strawberry_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Strawberry Ice Cream}}Strawberry Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Ice Cream}}Chocolate Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] 1 unit coco powder
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Blue_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Ice Cream}}Blue Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit [[#Singulo|Singulo]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Vanilla_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Custom Ice Cream}}Custom Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit optional flavoring (any reagent)
|This will let you create custom ice cream flavoured by any reagent. Do it by putting a beaker with any reagents into the Icecream Vat. Then click "Make" and "Select" next to "custom ice cream". Then dispense and use a cone on the Icecream Vat to create your custom icecream. Remove the beaker by alt-clicking the vat.
|}

==[[File:Grill_on.gif]]Grill==
Orderable from [[Supply_crates#Grilling_Starter_Kit|cargo]]. Grilling food adds grill marks, nutrition and char which makes it taste better. Can be powered with coal, wood or [[#Monkey_Energy|Monkey Energy]] [[File:Monkey_energy.png|16px]]. (Detailed instructions to be added)

==Vending Machine Food==
===[[File:Vendsnack.gif|64px]] Junk Food===
If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest [[Getmore Chocolate Corp|Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine]] for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Description
|-
![[File:Candy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Candy}}Candy
|Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Cup_Ramen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cup Ramen}}Cup Ramen
|Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
|-
![[File:Chips.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chips}}Chips
|Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Beef_Jerky.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky}}Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky
|Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:4no_Raisins.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|4no Raisins}}4no Raisins
|Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
|-
![[File:Space Twinkie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space_Twinkie}}Space Twinkie
|A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
|-
![[File:Cheesie_Honkers.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheesie Honkers}}Cheesie Honkers
|Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,
|-
|}

===[[File:Vendcola.gif|64px]] Junk Drinks===
If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest [[Robust Softdrinks|Robust Softdrinks -vending machine]].

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Space_Cola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|30u cola. In space. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Space_Mountain_Wind.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens [[Status_Effects#Sleep|sleep]], reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Dr_Gibb.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Star-kist.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Star-kist}}Star-kist
|Made up of 15u Cola and 15u [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
|-
![[File:Space-Up.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Purple_can.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pwr Game}}Pwr Game
|The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Lemon-Lime.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}{{anchor|Lemon Lime}}{{anchor|Orange Soda}}Lemon-Lime
|You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]].
|-
![[File:Canned_air.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Canned Air}}Canned air
|24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
|-
![[File:Energy_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grey Bull}}Grey Bull
|Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks.
|-
![[File:Monkey_energy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Monkey Energy}}Monkey Energy
|Unleash the ape! Works as fuel for the [[#Grill|grill]] and increases your speed if you're a monkey. Contains 50u.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!Sol Dry
|30u Sol Dry. In space. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]].
|}

===[[File:Vendcoffee.gif|64px]] Hot Drinks===
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a [[Hot Drinks Machine|Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine]]. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering [[space]] is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Robust_Coffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Robust Coffee}}Robust Coffee
|Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duke Purple Tea}}Duke Purple Tea
|An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dutch Hot Coco}}Dutch Hot Coco
|Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco heats you up if cold and has 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts [[#Milk|milk]] and 1 part cocoa heated to 320K.
|}

==Other food==
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Item
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Description

|-
![[File:Cookie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cookie}}Cookie
|A [[Cyborg#Peacekeeper|Peacekeeper cyborg]] can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.
|-
![[File:Lollipop.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lollipop}}Lollipop
|[[Cyborg#Medical|Medical cyborgs]] can dispense lollipops. Full of [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment.
|-
![[File:Gumball.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gumball}}Gumball
|[[Cyborg#Medical|Medical cyborgs]] can also dispense gumballs! These contain not only sugar, but also [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|healing chemicals]].
|-

|}

==Hunger==
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

[[File:hungerlevels.gif]]
The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat.
Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

===Starvation===
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the [[Kitchen]] for a burger or slice of meatbread!

===Obesity===
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the [[solars]]. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but [[Surgery#Lipoplasty|surgery]] or using [[Guide_to_chemistry#lipocide|lipocide]] is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mint_Toxin|mint toxin]] (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

===Satiety===
Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|good]] and [[Guide_to_chemistry#Toxins|bad]] reagents slower, for a higher total effect.
On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.

===Breakfast===
Some food and drink types will give a positive moodlet for 10 minutes if consumed within 15 minutes of the start of the shift. These are:
*most egg based foods
*coffee
*bacon
*oatmeal
*orange juice
*milk
*pancakes
*waffles
*donuts
*toasts
*biscuits
*cereal

[[Category:Guides]]

How Do I get into Skyrat?

2021-08-15T18:29:44Z

TF4: /* ERP Policy */ Cleaned up wording

= Welcome to Skyrat! =
*One thing you may quickly notice is that we have a thick packet of policies and rules. Do not be intimidated! Much of the policies in place are there to help staff rule more consistently!

*We do not expect new players to know every rule right away. New players are given significantly more leeway to adapt and improve as long as they cooperate with staff in good faith.

= Recommended Reading! [10 Minutes~] =
To get off on the right foot in both the application process and our server, please follow the following list:

*Carefully read our Community Rules here [Required]: https://discord.com/channels/596783386295795713/730857839374893123/730857971537674281
*Quickly review over our Server Rules here [Recommended]:: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pHO-LteTUxH6GdSxuhaMJDQrTIWUa-Wj8r_lwBzWmIw/edit?usp=sharing - The idea is to get a basic overview of what is and what is not allowed.
*Lightly read through our Guiding Principles here [Required]: https://skyrat13.tk/wiki/index.php/Guiding_Principles

= ERP Policy =
'''''Note:''''' Command Staff and their ERP partners do not have protection against warranted interruptions. Only the "do not be a dick" and OOC consent rule applies for them.
 
# Do not perform antag activities on the interlink (The starting area you spawn in when joining a round late). See Metagaming Rule AKA Server Rule #5. Bombing and doing various antagonist activities in dorms on-station is '''NOW''' allowed.
# Before interrupting a private ERP session, always LOOC beforehand. Do not bomb your targets who are ERPing, rather confront them and create an interesting story, if possible.
# Public ERP is not protected to the extent private ERPs are, especially if they are not done through subtle. If you are looking to get involved, roleplay appropriately. Do not be a dick. It is recommended but not required that you LOOC beforehand.
# Do not interrupt people in a private place without gaining 100% OOC consent, unless there is a STRONG IC reason like having a target. ERP Policy #0, #1, and #2 still applies.
# ASK in LOOC or on discord (preferably LOOC) before ERPing, unless their preference states 'Yes'. Also, if the person doesn’t respond to STOP in LOOC, AHELP it. Don't take matters into your hands.
# SSD players should not be touched as stated by Server Rule #1, Subsection #7.
# If you ever feel uncomfortable with the scene, say it clearly in LOOC. Communicate clearly with your partner to avoid misunderstandings. But, Don’t go out of your way to bother people who are ERPing. Let people have their fun.
# As a head, you should prioritize your job. Keep your sensors and headset on. Don’t neglect your job to ERP if you are needed on the job. You can always join as assistant and ERP the whole shift with no one bothering you if that's all you want to focus on.
# Roleplay in good faith, outing the perpetrator in an IC non-con scene without OOC consent makes drama that is disruptive to the whole server, rather than good story.

= Action-RP Lawset =
'''''Note:''''' This was present in the Guiding Principles. Please review over this in detail if you skimmed over it in the Guiding Principles. It's that important. If you did read this in detail, proceed ahead.
*'''Cooperation'''
Work to create a story with others. Whether you like it or not, roleplaying on the server is a communal and cooperative affair that works because the players within it agree to play a certain way. You cannot play selfishly, and you cannot ignore the rules. At the same, you cannot expect the roleplay to always go in your favor. Be a good winner and loser.
*'''When to Roleplay, When to Mechanic'''
Assume roleplay, i.e. saying and emoting, by default, until roleplay dictates that mechanics are needed to advance a scene or if mechanics, like a breach in the hull, gunfire, or an explosive device, inhibits roleplay. Keep in mind calling for help or for back-up is considered mechanics. If you are faced with a situation where you must lead with mechanics such as an ambush, it should be done infrequently with good IC motive and thought, not to mention preempted with the combat indicator. This is not an invitation to overrule roleplay with mechanics. Avoid doing this spontaneously and frequently. Keep in mind that mechanics serve the overarching story and the roleplay contained within, not the other way around. They are there to make the roleplaying experience more real, not prohibit it from happening.
*''' Ongoing Scene'''
If a roleplaying scene is present, you must create proper context and a lead-up into using mechanics. Good escalation is key to enhancing the action, while bad escalation is the enemy of roleplay. If possible, pretext a breakdown to mechanics with an emote or say, especially if a breakdown to mechanics is sudden. If you give a demand for someone to comply, give them either three to five seconds to either break down into mechanics or to turn up their typing indicator. if they choose to go for the latter and do not comply, you can give them the three to five seconds again to comply before taking them down.
*''' Combat Indicator'''
Be sure to predate breakdown into mechanics with the combat indicator when possible. Remember that a combat indicator is like a handshake. Do not "jump" someone by turning on the combat indicator to immediately attack someone. If you are the one initiating mechanics, give the other side three seconds to turn on their combat indicator (You do not need to turn on combat mode to do this. See the notes below). Ideally, both sides should turn their combat indicator on in recognition, but this is not always possible. Poor escalation will be punished for repeat offenders, particularly those that "jump" people in the middle of a roleplaying scene
*'''React and De-escalate'''
React to mechanics by mechanics, i.e. individual is running away, however, look to de-escalate to roleplay when you can. If you need to resort to mechanics and you intend to stick with it, use the combat indicator to indicate your intent such as when you intend to run away or fight. The red dot indicates that mechanics take priority. Disable it or surrender if you wish to revert back to roleplay. Every party should keep an eye on the combat indicator and react accordingly. Keep in mind that if someone is already using mechanics, you are not required to turn on the indicator immediately, as it is mostly there to indicate an escalation into mechanics.
*'''No Unnecessary Killing & Abusing Surrender'''
Do not unnecessarily take someone out of the round, however, you do not have to go out of your way to avoid killing someone. For example, if someone's combat indicator is turned off, that may indicate a willingness to de-escalate to roleplay. You can also surrender mechanically. Do not abuse surrendering. Turning the indicator on and off to gain an advantage is prohibited. Keep in mind the activation and deactivation of combat indicators are logged.
= Additional Action-RP Lawset Notes =
*By the way, the lizard question in the application is no joke. Please make sure to read the community rules to understand why. Combat indicators can be triggered either independently (Combat Indicator Only) or with combat mode. You can change the key-binding as needed for your convenience. You do not need to use combat mode to turn on combat indicators.
*You can also surrender by doing *ff or *surrender into the command bar or turn it on in the IC tab.
= Why do we necessitate the use of a combat indicator? =
*We want to merge action and roleplay together. While the two can co-exist in the same server and enhance each other, the use of mechanics and roleplay can sometimes clash. In fact, it is inevitable. Now, improper use of mechanics or a dependence on mechanics can prevent roleplay from ever occurring, especially when the user of the mechanics is focused more on winning than playing out his character and creating an experience for others.
*Since we are a roleplay server, we prioritize that by default until mechanics is needed to resolve a situation. A proper escalation and breakdown into mechanics is needed, so the combat indicator is used to communicate to others that you are prioritizing mechanics over roleplay at the interval you turn it on and off. Remember at the end of the day that Skyrats is a roleplay first server.
*'''P.S.''' Abusing the 'leniency' given to stealth and ambush as described in Law #2 even by so-called "accident" will be dealt with harshly, as you will be suspected of following the law in bad faith to be LRP, regardless of your supposed intent.

=Home Stretch!=
*Phew! You're almost done. All you need to do is cooperate with an access request manager to get your application through. Again, you can find all the information you need for your application here: https://discord.com/channels/596783386295795713/662087788165857301/662087875701243925

*Once your application is accepted, you are ready to be whitelisted. When this happens, you need to notify a staff member when you are able to join. They will need to whitelist, and you will need to join. A whitelist is not verified and made permanent, unless you join. Once you join, the whitelisting process is over. You are now part of the Skyrat Crew!

Template:Contraband

2021-06-23T17:28:45Z

TF4: /* Contraband Table */ critical time

=<div style='text-align: center;'>Contraband Table</div>=
===Note: Any items not on the list are not considered contraband, This contraband guide is meant to highlight tiers, for if you find items on a person during a search. -Not- for if they're -actively using/attacking people with them. Possession is a different charge than it's malicious use, and a person cannot be charged with a "future crime" just because they were caught with something.===
{| class="mw-collapsible"
|+ <h3>Quick Reference</h3>
|-
|
{| style='text-align:center; background-color:#FFFFFF;' border=1 cellspacing=0
! style='background-color:#FFFFFF;' Width='20px'|#
! style='background-color:#CCCCCC;' Width='300px'| Non-Contraband No charge
! style='background-color:#5dba76;' Width='300px'|Low-Level Confiscate item, 5 minute or 200cr fine
! style='background-color:#faf752;' width='300px'|Mid-Level Confiscate item, 5-10 minutes or 500+cr fine
! style='background-color:orange;' width='300px'|High-Level Confiscate item, 10-15 minutes
! style='background-color:#ff6655;' width='300px'|Critical-Level Confiscate item, 15-20 minutes
! style='background-color:#a76fb6;' width='300px'|Special Contraband Impossible to remove, judge on a case-by-case basis
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 01
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Adaptive Cardboard Cutouts
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Any Ammo
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Melee Weapons
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | All Illegal Implants
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Buzzkill Grenades
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Martial Arts
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 02
|style='background:#faf752;' | AI Detector
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Armor Vests
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Binary Encryption Key
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Any Firearm (No License)
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Clown Bomb
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Any spells
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 03
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Ammo Pouch
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Contractor Space Suit + Helmet
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Butcher Meat Hook
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Big Syndicate EMP bomb
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Cult Construct Kit
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Holoparasite
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 04
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Ancient Jumpsuit
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Decoy Nuke Disk
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Briefcase Launchpad
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Both Emag Cards
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Elite Syndicate Hardsuit
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Holocarp
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 05
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Ancient Toolbox
|style='background:#98FB98;' | F.R.A.M.E
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Codespeak Manual
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Brainwashing Surgery Disk
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Malorian Arms 14mm Strap
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Syndicate Uplink
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 06
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Clumsiness Injector
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Flash
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Combat Defibrillator
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Bonebang
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Armed Mech
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 07
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Chest Rig
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Chameleon Gear
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Concealed Weapons Bay
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | C4, and X4 Charges.
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Power Beacon
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 08
|style='background:orange;' | Deadly Bowler Hat
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Magitilis Injector
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | EMP Grenades
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Contractor Baton
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Romerol
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 09
|style='background:#faf752;' | Deadly Origami
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Mulligan
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Guides to Advanced Mimery
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Energy Sword
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Super Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 10
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Dehydrated Space Carp
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Telecrystals
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Chameleon Projector
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Gloves of the North Star
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Syndicate Bomb
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 11
|style='background:orange;' | Energy Dagger
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Guerilla Gloves/Any Tackler
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Non-Lethal Poisons
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Hacked AI Upload Module
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Syndicate Minibomb
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 12
|style='background:orange;' | Exploding Hot Potato
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Slipocalypse Clusterbang
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Organic Resources Disturber
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Infiltrator Set
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Viscerator Delivery Grenade
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 13
|style='background:#faf752;' | EMP Flashlight
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Stimpack
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Radio Jammer
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Katana
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Double Energy Sword
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 14
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Extra Bright Moff Lantern
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Supressor
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Syndicate Encryption Key
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Lethal Poisons
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Harmful Virus Samples
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 15
|style='background:#faf752;' | EZ Clean Grenades
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Syndicate Tome
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Thermal Imaging Glasses
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Modified Syringe Gun
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Nuclear Authentication Disk
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 16
|style='background:#faf752;' | Syndicate Paper Plane
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Throwing Stars, Bolas
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Powerfist
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 17
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Haunted Magic 8-Ball
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Voice-Muffling Balaclava
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Disablers, Tasers
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Reagent Dartgun
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 18
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Holster, by itself
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Jaws of Life
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Energy Crossbow
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Syndicate Hardsuit
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 19
|style='background:#ff6655;' | Pizza Bomb
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Rapid Construction Device
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Reverse Beartrap
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Syndicate Helmet
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 20
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | No-Slip Shoes
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Pepperspray, Flashbang
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Agent ID
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Energy Shield
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 21
|style='background:#faf752;' | Radioactive Microlaser
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Telescopic Baton
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Gorilla Cubes
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Heretic Blades
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 22
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Rapid Banana Pie Cannon
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Stunprod
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Hard Drugs
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Wizard Items
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 23
|style='background:#faf752;' | Sleepy Pen
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Teleprod
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Riot Darts
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Basic Explosives. C4/X4/Grenades
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 24
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Smuggler Satchel
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Camera Bug
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Kinetic Pressure Mod
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 25
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Super Glue
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Handcuffs/Advanced Restraints
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Reverse Revolver
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 26
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Balloon
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Non-Prescription Drugs
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Sentry Gun Kit
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 27
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Cash Briefcase
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Hard Drug Stockpile
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 28
|style='background:#faf752;' | Syndicate Playing Cards
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 29
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Smokes
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 30
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Soap
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 31
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Surgery Bag / Toolbox
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 32
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Recreational Drugs
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|}
|}

Contraband

2021-06-23T17:20:34Z

TF4:

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<h2>Usage Notes</h2>
*Any weapon being brandished or misused can be considered mid-level contraband

*Certain items would be considered contraband after being seen in use. Those are marked with their respective grade colour.

*It is not contraband if the person with the item is intended to have it, obviously. For example, you can't charge a security officer for having a disabler, nor inherently can you charge a virologist for having a sample of a harmful virus.

*Do not stack charges unless marked. You are only allowed to apply one contraband charge, of the highest tier item you find.

*The Captain or Head of Security can authorise the use of contraband, though a written document must be provided. The document may be waived in case of emergency.

*Calls to arm the crew automatically waive contraband laws regarding firearms and melee weapons of high-level or lower.

*Miners are permitted to use weapons off-station freely while mining, but cannot have them drawn on station and must keep them non-visible whenever possible.

*Remember to gauge intent if possible. A firearm loaded with non-lethal ammunition could (and likely should) be considered lower contraband than one which is loaded lethally. Levels of contraband can be raised or lowered for specific cases, though use this in good faith.

<h2>Exemptions and specific details</h2>
*Ammunition - Anyone with a weapons license is exempt, naturally.

*Armour Vests - Security, the HoP, the Captain, and the bartender are all exempt.

*Flashes - Heads of staff and roboticists are exempt.

*Jaws of Life - Engineers, atmos techs, and the CE are naturally exempt, as well as paramedics.

*Recreational Drugs - Space drugs and anything of similar effect

*Non-Prescription Drugs - Mindbreaker toxin or other chems which do not have lasting or damaging effects. A prescription signed by medical staff can waive this.

*Hard Drugs Cocaine, meth, krokodil, or anything on the same level that can cause significant harm to users. A signed and stamped prescription from the CMO alone can authorise small volumes of these to be carried.

*Any Firearm (without a license) The bartender has a license for their shotgun and their shotgun alone. Space explorers may have weapons, if they have a license. Vanguard Operatives are licensed. Charges can be lowered to mid- or low-level contraband considering the circumstances involved. Be careful not to equate a double-barrelled shotgun with some beanbags to a Bulldog with a mag of lethals.

*Hard Drug Stockpile - Large quantities of hard drugs. Any excess that would not fit in a single pill bottle may be considered here, or in a single regular box for things like cocaine.

*Syndicate Uplink An incredibly high-value item that should not be toyed around with. Any device with access to the Syndicate black market must be handled with the utmost care. Under no circumstances should security officers be purchasing things from this.

Template:Contraband

2021-06-23T17:20:05Z

TF4: /* Contraband Table */ I'm dumb

=<div style='text-align: center;'>Contraband Table</div>=
===Note: Any items not on the list are not considered contraband, This contraband guide is meant to highlight tiers, for if you find items on a person during a search. -Not- for if they're -actively using/attacking people with them. Possession is a different charge than it's malicious use, and a person cannot be charged with a "future crime" just because they were caught with something.===
{| class="mw-collapsible"
|+ <h3>Quick Reference</h3>
|-
|
{| style='text-align:center; background-color:#FFFFFF;' border=1 cellspacing=0
! style='background-color:#FFFFFF;' Width='20px'|#
! style='background-color:#CCCCCC;' Width='300px'| Non-Contraband No charge
! style='background-color:#5dba76;' Width='300px'|Low-Level Confiscate item, 5 minute or 200cr fine
! style='background-color:#faf752;' width='300px'|Mid-Level Confiscate item, 5-10 minutes or 500+cr fine
! style='background-color:orange;' width='300px'|High-Level Confiscate item, 10-15 minutes
! style='background-color:#ff6655;' width='300px'|Critical-Level Confiscate item, 10-15 minutes
! style='background-color:#a76fb6;' width='300px'|Special Contraband Impossible to remove, judge on a case-by-case basis
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 01
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Adaptive Cardboard Cutouts
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Any Ammo
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Melee Weapons
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | All Illegal Implants
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Buzzkill Grenades
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Martial Arts
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 02
|style='background:#faf752;' | AI Detector
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Armor Vests
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Binary Encryption Key
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Any Firearm (No License)
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Clown Bomb
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Any spells
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 03
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Ammo Pouch
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Contractor Space Suit + Helmet
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Butcher Meat Hook
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Big Syndicate EMP bomb
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Cult Construct Kit
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Holoparasite
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 04
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Ancient Jumpsuit
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Decoy Nuke Disk
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Briefcase Launchpad
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Both Emag Cards
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Elite Syndicate Hardsuit
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Holocarp
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 05
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Ancient Toolbox
|style='background:#98FB98;' | F.R.A.M.E
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Codespeak Manual
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Brainwashing Surgery Disk
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Malorian Arms 14mm Strap
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Syndicate Uplink
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 06
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Clumsiness Injector
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Flash
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Combat Defibrillator
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Bonebang
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Armed Mech
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 07
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Chest Rig
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Chameleon Gear
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Concealed Weapons Bay
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | C4, and X4 Charges.
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Power Beacon
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 08
|style='background:orange;' | Deadly Bowler Hat
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Magitilis Injector
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | EMP Grenades
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Contractor Baton
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Romerol
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 09
|style='background:#faf752;' | Deadly Origami
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Mulligan
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Guides to Advanced Mimery
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Energy Sword
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Super Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 10
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Dehydrated Space Carp
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Telecrystals
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Chameleon Projector
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Gloves of the North Star
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Syndicate Bomb
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 11
|style='background:orange;' | Energy Dagger
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Guerilla Gloves/Any Tackler
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Non-Lethal Poisons
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Hacked AI Upload Module
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Syndicate Minibomb
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 12
|style='background:orange;' | Exploding Hot Potato
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Slipocalypse Clusterbang
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Organic Resources Disturber
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Infiltrator Set
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Viscerator Delivery Grenade
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 13
|style='background:#faf752;' | EMP Flashlight
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Stimpack
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Radio Jammer
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Katana
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Double Energy Sword
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 14
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Extra Bright Moff Lantern
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Supressor
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Syndicate Encryption Key
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Lethal Poisons
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Harmful Virus Samples
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 15
|style='background:#faf752;' | EZ Clean Grenades
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Syndicate Tome
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Thermal Imaging Glasses
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Modified Syringe Gun
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Nuclear Authentication Disk
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 16
|style='background:#faf752;' | Syndicate Paper Plane
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Throwing Stars, Bolas
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Powerfist
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 17
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Haunted Magic 8-Ball
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Voice-Muffling Balaclava
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Disablers, Tasers
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Reagent Dartgun
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 18
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Holster, by itself
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Jaws of Life
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Energy Crossbow
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Syndicate Hardsuit
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 19
|style='background:#ff6655;' | Pizza Bomb
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Rapid Construction Device
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Reverse Beartrap
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Syndicate Helmet
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 20
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | No-Slip Shoes
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Pepperspray, Flashbang
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Agent ID
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Energy Shield
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 21
|style='background:#faf752;' | Radioactive Microlaser
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Telescopic Baton
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Gorilla Cubes
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Heretic Blades
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 22
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Rapid Banana Pie Cannon
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Stunprod
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Hard Drugs
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Wizard Items
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 23
|style='background:#faf752;' | Sleepy Pen
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Teleprod
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Riot Darts
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Basic Explosives. C4/X4/Grenades
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 24
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Smuggler Satchel
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Camera Bug
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Kinetic Pressure Mod
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 25
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Super Glue
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Handcuffs/Advanced Restraints
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Reverse Revolver
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 26
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Balloon
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Non-Prescription Drugs
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Sentry Gun Kit
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 27
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Cash Briefcase
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Hard Drug Stockpile
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 28
|style='background:#faf752;' | Syndicate Playing Cards
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 29
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Smokes
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 30
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Soap
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 31
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Surgery Bag / Toolbox
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 32
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Recreational Drugs
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|}
|}

Template:Contraband

2021-06-23T17:19:33Z

TF4: /* Contraband Table */ further notes

=<div style='text-align: center;'>Contraband Table</div>=
===Note: Any items not on the list are not considered contraband, This contraband guide is meant to highlight tiers, for if you find items on a person during a search. -Not- for if they're -actively using/attacking people with them. Possession is a different charge than it's malicious use, and a person cannot be charged with a "future crime" just because they were caught with something.===
{| class="mw-collapsible"
|+ <h3>Quick Reference</h3>
|-
|
{| style='text-align:center; background-color:#FFFFFF;' border=1 cellspacing=0
! style='background-color:#FFFFFF;' Width='20px'|#
! style='background-color:#CCCCCC;' Width='300px'| Non-Contraband No charge
! style='background-color:#5dba76;' Width='300px'|Low-Level Confiscate item, 5 minute or 200cr fine
! style='background-color:#faf752;' width='300px'|Mid-Level Confiscate item, 5-10 minutes or 500+cr fine
! style='background-color:orange;' width='300px'|High-Level Confiscate item, 10-15 minutes
! style='background-color:#ff6655;' width='300px'|Critical-Level Confiscate item, 10-15 minutes
! style='background-color:#a76fb6;' width='300px'|Special Contraband Impossible to remove, judge on a case-by-case basis
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 01
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Adaptive Cardboard Cutouts
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Any Ammo
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Melee Weapons
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | All Illegal Implants
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Buzzkill Grenades
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Martial Arts
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 02
|style='background:#faf752;' | AI Detector
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Armor Vests
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Binary Encryption Key
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Any Firearm (No License)
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Clown Bomb
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Any spells
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 03
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Ammo Pouch
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Contractor Space Suit + Helmet
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Butcher Meat Hook
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Big Syndicate EMP bomb
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Cult Construct Kit
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Holoparasite
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 04
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Ancient Jumpsuit
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Decoy Nuke Disk
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Briefcase Launchpad
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Both Emag Cards
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Elite Syndicate Hardsuit
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Holocarp
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 05
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Ancient Toolbox
|style='background:#98FB98;' | F.R.A.M.E
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Codespeak Manual
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Brainwashing Surgery Disk
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Malorian Arms 14mm Strap
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Syndicate Uplink
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 06
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Clumsiness Injector
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Flash
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Combat Defibrillator
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Bonebang
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Armed Mech
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 07
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Chest Rig
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Chameleon Gear
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Concealed Weapons Bay
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | C4, and X4 Charges.
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Power Beacon
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 08
|style='background:orange;' | Deadly Bowler Hat
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Magitilis Injector
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | EMP Grenades
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Contractor Baton
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Romerol
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 09
|style='background:#faf752;' | Deadly Origami
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Mulligan
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Guides to Advanced Mimery
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Energy Sword
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Super Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 10
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Dehydrated Space Carp
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Telecrystals
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Chameleon Projector
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Gloves of the North Star
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Syndicate Bomb
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 11
|style='background:orange;' | Energy Dagger
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Guerilla Gloves/Any Tackler
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Non-Lethal Poisons
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Hacked AI Upload Module
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Syndicate Minibomb
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 12
|style='background:orange;' | Exploding Hot Potato
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Slipocalypse Clusterbang
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Organic Resources Disturber
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Infiltrator Set
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Viscerator Delivery Grenade
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 13
|style='background:#faf752;' | EMP Flashlight
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Stimpack
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Radio Jammer
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Katana
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Double Energy Sword
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 14
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Extra Bright Moff Lantern
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Supressor
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Syndicate Encryption Key
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Lethal Poisons
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Harmful Virus Samples
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 15
|style='background:#faf752;' | EZ Clean Grenades
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Syndicate Tome
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Thermal Imaging Glasses
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Modified Syringe Gun
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Nuclear Authentication Disk
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 16
|style='background:#faf752;' | Syndicate Paper Plane
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Throwing Stars, Bolas
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Powerfist
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 17
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Haunted Magic 8-Ball
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Voice-Muffling Balaclava
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Disablers, Tasers
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Reagent Dartgun
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 18
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Holster, by itself
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Jaws of Life
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Energy Crossbow
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Syndicate Hardsuit
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 19
|style='background:#ff6655;' | Pizza Bomb
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Rapid Construction Device
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Reverse Beartrap
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Syndicate Helmet
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 20
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | No-Slip Shoes
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Pepperspray, Flashbang
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Agent ID
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Energy Shield
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 21
|style='background:#faf752;' | Radioactive Microlaser
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Telescopic Baton
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Gorilla Cubes
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Heretic Blades
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 22
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Rapid Banana Pie Cannon
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Stunprod
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Hard Drugs
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Wizard Items
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 23
|style='background:#faf752;' | Sleepy Pen
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Teleprod
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Riot Darts
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Basic Explosives. C4/X4/Grenades
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 24
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Smuggler Satchel
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Camera Bug
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Kinetic Pressure Mod
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 25
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Super Glue
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Handcuffs/Advanced Restraints
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Reverse Revolver
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 26
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Balloon
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Non-Prescription Drugs
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Sentry Gun Kit
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 27
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Cash Briefcase
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Hard Drug Stockpile
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 28
|style='background:#faf752;' | Syndicate Playing Cards
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 29
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Smokes
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 30
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Soap
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 31
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Surgery Bag / Toolbox
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 32
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Recreational Drugs
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|}
|}
 
 

<h2>Usage Notes</h2>
*Any weapon being brandished or misused can be considered mid-level contraband

*Certain items would be considered contraband after being seen in use. Those are marked with their respective grade colour.

*It is not contraband if the person with the item is intended to have it, obviously. For example, you can't charge a security officer for having a disabler, nor inherently can you charge a virologist for having a sample of a harmful virus.

*Do not stack charges unless marked. You are only allowed to apply one contraband charge, of the highest tier item you find.

*The Captain or Head of Security can authorise the use of contraband, though a written document must be provided. The document may be waived in case of emergency.

*Calls to arm the crew automatically waive contraband laws regarding firearms and melee weapons of high-level or lower.

*Miners are permitted to use weapons off-station freely while mining, but cannot have them drawn on station and must keep them non-visible whenever possible.

*Remember to gauge intent if possible. A firearm loaded with non-lethal ammunition could (and likely should) be considered lower contraband than one which is loaded lethally. Levels of contraband can be raised or lowered for specific cases, though use this in good faith.

<h2>Exemptions and specific details</h2>
*Ammunition - Anyone with a weapons license is exempt, naturally.

*Armour Vests - Security, the HoP, the Captain, and the bartender are all exempt.

*Flashes - Heads of staff and roboticists are exempt.

*Jaws of Life - Engineers, atmos techs, and the CE are naturally exempt, as well as paramedics.

*Recreational Drugs - Space drugs and anything of similar effect

*Non-Prescription Drugs - Mindbreaker toxin or other chems which do not have lasting or damaging effects. A prescription signed by medical staff can waive this.

*Hard Drugs Cocaine, meth, krokodil, or anything on the same level that can cause significant harm to users. A signed and stamped prescription from the CMO alone can authorise small volumes of these to be carried.

*Any Firearm (without a license) The bartender has a license for their shotgun and their shotgun alone. Space explorers may have weapons, if they have a license. Vanguard Operatives are licensed. Charges can be lowered to mid- or low-level contraband considering the circumstances involved. Be careful not to equate a double-barrelled shotgun with some beanbags to a Bulldog with a mag of lethals.

*Hard Drug Stockpile - Large quantities of hard drugs. Any excess that would not fit in a single pill bottle may be considered here, or in a single regular box for things like cocaine.

*Syndicate Uplink An incredibly high-value item that should not be toyed around with. Any device with access to the Syndicate black market must be handled with the utmost care. Under no circumstances should security officers be purchasing things from this.

Template:Contraband

2021-06-23T17:07:37Z

TF4: add notes

=<div style='text-align: center;'>Contraband Table</div>=
===Note: Any items not on the list are not considered contraband, This contraband guide is meant to highlight tiers, for if you find items on a person during a search. -Not- for if they're -actively using/attacking people with them. Possession is a different charge than it's malicious use, and a person cannot be charged with a "future crime" just because they were caught with something.===
{| class="mw-collapsible"
|+ <h3>Quick Reference</h3>
|-
|
{| style='text-align:center; background-color:#FFFFFF;' border=1 cellspacing=0
! style='background-color:#FFFFFF;' Width='20px'|#
! style='background-color:#CCCCCC;' Width='300px'| Non-Contraband No charge
! style='background-color:#5dba76;' Width='300px'|Low-Level Confiscate item, 5 minute or 200cr fine
! style='background-color:#faf752;' width='300px'|Mid-Level Confiscate item, 5-10 minutes or 500+cr fine
! style='background-color:orange;' width='300px'|High-Level Confiscate item, 10-15 minutes
! style='background-color:#ff6655;' width='300px'|Critical-Level Confiscate item, 10-15 minutes
! style='background-color:#a76fb6;' width='300px'|Special Contraband Impossible to remove, judge on a case-by-case basis
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 01
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Adaptive Cardboard Cutouts
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Any Ammo
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Melee Weapons
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | All Illegal Implants
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Buzzkill Grenades
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Martial Arts
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 02
|style='background:#faf752;' | AI Detector
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Armor Vests
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Binary Encryption Key
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Any Firearm (No License)
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Clown Bomb
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Any spells
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 03
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Ammo Pouch
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Contractor Space Suit + Helmet
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Butcher Meat Hook
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Big Syndicate EMP bomb
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Cult Construct Kit
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Holoparasite
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 04
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Ancient Jumpsuit
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Decoy Nuke Disk
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Briefcase Launchpad
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Both Emag Cards
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Elite Syndicate Hardsuit
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Holocarp
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 05
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Ancient Toolbox
|style='background:#98FB98;' | F.R.A.M.E
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Codespeak Manual
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Brainwashing Surgery Disk
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Malorian Arms 14mm Strap
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Syndicate Uplink
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 06
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Clumsiness Injector
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Flash
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Combat Defibrillator
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Bonebang
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Armed Mech
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 07
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Chest Rig
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Chameleon Gear
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Concealed Weapons Bay
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | C4, and X4 Charges.
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Power Beacon
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 08
|style='background:orange;' | Deadly Bowler Hat
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Magitilis Injector
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | EMP Grenades
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Contractor Baton
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Romerol
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 09
|style='background:#faf752;' | Deadly Origami
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Mulligan
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Guides to Advanced Mimery
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Energy Sword
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Super Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 10
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Dehydrated Space Carp
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Telecrystals
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Chameleon Projector
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Gloves of the North Star
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Syndicate Bomb
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 11
|style='background:orange;' | Energy Dagger
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Guerilla Gloves/Any Tackler
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Non-Lethal Poisons
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Hacked AI Upload Module
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Syndicate Minibomb
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 12
|style='background:orange;' | Exploding Hot Potato
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Slipocalypse Clusterbang
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Organic Resources Disturber
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Infiltrator Set
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Viscerator Delivery Grenade
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 13
|style='background:#faf752;' | EMP Flashlight
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Stimpack
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Radio Jammer
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Katana
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Double Energy Sword
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 14
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Extra Bright Moff Lantern
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Supressor
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Syndicate Encryption Key
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Lethal Poisons
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Harmful Virus Samples
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 15
|style='background:#faf752;' | EZ Clean Grenades
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Syndicate Tome
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Thermal Imaging Glasses
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Modified Syringe Gun
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Nuclear Authentication Disk
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 16
|style='background:#faf752;' | Syndicate Paper Plane
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Throwing Stars, Bolas
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Powerfist
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 17
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Haunted Magic 8-Ball
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Voice-Muffling Balaclava
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Disablers, Tasers
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Reagent Dartgun
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 18
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Holster, by itself
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Jaws of Life
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Energy Crossbow
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Syndicate Hardsuit
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 19
|style='background:#ff6655;' | Pizza Bomb
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Rapid Construction Device
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Reverse Beartrap
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Syndicate Helmet
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 20
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | No-Slip Shoes
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Pepperspray, Flashbang
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Agent ID
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Energy Shield
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 21
|style='background:#faf752;' | Radioactive Microlaser
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Telescopic Baton
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Gorilla Cubes
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Heretic Blades
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 22
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Rapid Banana Pie Cannon
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Stunprod
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Hard Drugs
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Wizard Items
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 23
|style='background:#faf752;' | Sleepy Pen
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Teleprod
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Riot Darts
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Basic Explosives. C4/X4/Grenades
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 24
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Smuggler Satchel
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Camera Bug
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Kinetic Pressure Mod
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 25
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Super Glue
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Handcuffs/Advanced Restraints
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Reverse Revolver
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 26
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Balloon
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Non-Prescription Drugs
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Sentry Gun Kit
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 27
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Cash Briefcase
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Hard Drug Stockpile
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 28
|style='background:#faf752;' | Syndicate Playing Cards
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 29
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Smokes
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 30
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Soap
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 31
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Surgery Bag / Toolbox
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 32
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Recreational Drugs
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|}
|}
 
 

<h2>Notes</h2>
*Exceptions will be noted.

*Any weapon being brandished or misused can be considered mid-level contraband

*Certain items would be considered contraband after being seen in use. Those are marked with their respective grade colour.

*It is not contraband if the person with the item is intended to have it, obviously. For example, you can't charge a security officer for having a disabler, nor inherently can you charge a virologist for having a sample of a harmful virus.

*Do not stack charges unless marked. You are only allowed to apply one contraband charge, of the highest tier item you find.

*The Captain or Head of Security can authorise the use of contraband, though a written document must be provided. The document may be waived in case of emergency.

*Calls to arm the crew automatically waive contraband laws regarding firearms and melee weapons of high-level or lower.

*Miners are permitted to use weapons off-station freely while mining, but cannot have them drawn on station and must keep them non-visible whenever possible.

*Remember to gauge intent if possible. A firearm loaded with non-lethal ammunition could (and likely should) be considered lower contraband than one which is loaded lethally. Levels of contraband can be raised or lowered for specific cases, though use this in good faith.

Template:Contraband

2021-06-23T16:48:18Z

TF4: /* Contraband Table */ tweaks colours

=<div style='text-align: center;'>Contraband Table</div>=
===Note: Any items not on the list are not considered contraband, This contraband guide is meant to highlight tiers, for if you find items on a person during a search. -Not- for if they're -actively using/attacking people with them. Possession is a different charge than it's malicious use, and a person cannot be charged with a "future crime" just because they were caught with something.===
{| class="mw-collapsible"
|+ <h3>Quick Reference</h3>
|-
|
{| style='text-align:center; background-color:#FFFFFF;' border=1 cellspacing=0
! style='background-color:#FFFFFF;' Width='20px'|#
! style='background-color:#CCCCCC;' Width='300px'| Non-Contraband No charge
! style='background-color:#5dba76;' Width='300px'|Low-Level Confiscate item, 5 minute or 200cr fine
! style='background-color:#faf752;' width='300px'|Mid-Level Confiscate item, 5-10 minutes or 500+cr fine
! style='background-color:orange;' width='300px'|High-Level Confiscate item, 10-15 minutes
! style='background-color:#ff6655;' width='300px'|Critical-Level Confiscate item, 10-15 minutes
! style='background-color:#a76fb6;' width='300px'|Special Contraband Impossible to remove, judge on a case-by-case basis
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 01
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Adaptive Cardboard Cutouts
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Any Ammo
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Melee Weapons
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | All Illegal Implants
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Buzzkill Grenades
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Martial Arts
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 02
|style='background:#faf752;' | AI Detector
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Armor Vests
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Binary Encryption Key
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Any Firearm (No License)
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Clown Bomb
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Any spells
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 03
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Ammo Pouch
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Contractor Space Suit + Helmet
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Butcher Meat Hook
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Big Syndicate EMP bomb
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Cult Construct Kit
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Holoparasite
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 04
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Ancient Jumpsuit
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Decoy Nuke Disk
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Briefcase Launchpad
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Both Emag Cards
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Elite Syndicate Hardsuit
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Holocarp
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 05
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Ancient Toolbox
|style='background:#98FB98;' | F.R.A.M.E
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Codespeak Manual
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Brainwashing Surgery Disk
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Malorian Arms 14mm Strap
|style='background:#eabbf7;' | Syndicate Uplink
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 06
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Clumsiness Injector
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Flash
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Combat Defibrillator
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Bonebang
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Armed Mech
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 07
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Chest Rig
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Chameleon Gear
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Concealed Weapons Bay
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | C4, and X4 Charges.
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Power Beacon
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 08
|style='background:orange;' | Deadly Bowler Hat
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Magitilis Injector
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | EMP Grenades
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Contractor Baton
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Romerol
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 09
|style='background:#faf752;' | Deadly Origami
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Mulligan
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Guides to Advanced Mimery
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Energy Sword
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Super Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 10
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Dehydrated Space Carp
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Telecrystals
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Chameleon Projector
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Gloves of the North Star
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Syndicate Bomb
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 11
|style='background:orange;' | Energy Dagger
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Guerilla Gloves/Any Tackler
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Non-Lethal Poisons
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Hacked AI Upload Module
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Syndicate Minibomb
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 12
|style='background:orange;' | Exploding Hot Potato
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Slipocalypse Clusterbang
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Organic Resources Disturber
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Infiltrator Set
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Viscerator Delivery Grenade
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 13
|style='background:#faf752;' | EMP Flashlight
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Stimpack
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Radio Jammer
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Katana
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Double Energy Sword
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 14
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Extra Bright Moff Lantern
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Supressor
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Syndicate Encryption Key
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Lethal Poisons
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Harmful Virus Samples
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 15
|style='background:#faf752;' | EZ Clean Grenades
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Syndicate Tome
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Thermal Imaging Glasses
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Modified Syringe Gun
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Nuclear Authentication Disk
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 16
|style='background:#faf752;' | Syndicate Paper Plane
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Throwing Stars, Bolas
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Powerfist
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 17
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Haunted Magic 8-Ball
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Voice-Muffling Balaclava
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Disablers, Tasers
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Reagent Dartgun
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 18
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Holster, by itself
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Jaws of Life
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Energy Crossbow
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Syndicate Hardsuit
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 19
|style='background:#ff6655;' | Pizza Bomb
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Rapid Construction Device
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Reverse Beartrap
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Syndicate Helmet
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 20
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | No-Slip Shoes
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Pepperspray, Flashbang
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Agent ID
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Energy Shield
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 21
|style='background:#faf752;' | Radioactive Microlaser
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Telescopic Baton
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Gorilla Cubes
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Heretic Blades
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 22
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Rapid Banana Pie Cannon
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Stunprod
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Hard Drugs
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Wizard Items
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 23
|style='background:#faf752;' | Sleepy Pen
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Teleprod
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Riot Darts
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Basic Explosives. C4/X4/Grenades
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 24
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Smuggler Satchel
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Camera Bug
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Kinetic Pressure Mod
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 25
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Super Glue
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Handcuffs/Advanced Restraints
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Reverse Revolver
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 26
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Balloon
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Non-Prescription Drugs
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Sentry Gun Kit
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 27
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Cash Briefcase
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Hard Drug Stockpile
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 28
|style='background:#faf752;' | Syndicate Playing Cards
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 29
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Smokes
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 30
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Soap
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 31
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Surgery Bag / Toolbox
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 32
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Recreational Drugs
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#eabbf7;' |
|}
|}

Template:Contraband

2021-06-23T16:31:45Z

TF4: /* Contraband Table */ add punishments

=<div style='text-align: center;'>Contraband Table</div>=
===Note: Any items not on the list are not considered contraband, This contraband guide is meant to highlight tiers, for if you find items on a person during a search. -Not- for if they're -actively using/attacking people with them. Possession is a different charge than it's malicious use, and a person cannot be charged with a "future crime" just because they were caught with something.===
{| class="mw-collapsible"
|+ <h3>Quick Reference</h3>
|-
|
{| style='text-align:center; background-color:#FFFFFF;' border=1 cellspacing=0
! style='background-color:#FFFFFF;' Width='20px'|#
! style='background-color:#CCCCCC;' Width='300px'| Non-Contraband No charge
! style='background-color:#5dba76;' Width='300px'|Low-Level Confiscate item, 5 minute or 200cr fine
! style='background-color:#faf752;' width='300px'|Mid-Level Confiscate item, 5-10 minutes or 500+cr fine
! style='background-color:orange;' width='300px'|High-Level Confiscate item, 10-15 minutes
! style='background-color:#ff6655;' width='300px'|Critical-Level Confiscate item, 10-15 minutes
! style='background-color:#a76fb6;' width='300px'|Special Contraband Impossible to remove, judge on a case-by-case basis
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 01
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Adaptive Cardboard Cutouts
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Any Ammo
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Melee Weapons
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | All Illegal Implants
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Buzzkill Grenades
|style='background:#a76fb6;' | Martial Arts
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 02
|style='background:#faf752;' | AI Detector
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Armor Vests
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Binary Encryption Key
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Any Firearm (No License)
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Clown Bomb
|style='background:#a76fb6;' | Any spells
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 03
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Ammo Pouch
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Contractor Space Suit + Helmet
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Butcher Meat Hook
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Big Syndicate EMP bomb
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Cult Construct Kit
|style='background:#a76fb6;' | Holoparasite
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 04
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Ancient Jumpsuit
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Decoy Nuke Disk
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Briefcase Launchpad
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Both Emag Cards
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Elite Syndicate Hardsuit
|style='background:#a76fb6;' | Holocarp
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 05
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Ancient Toolbox
|style='background:#98FB98;' | F.R.A.M.E
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Codespeak Manual
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Brainwashing Surgery Disk
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Malorian Arms 14mm Strap
|style='background:#a76fb6;' | Syndicate Uplink
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 06
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Clumsiness Injector
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Flash
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Combat Defibrillator
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Bonebang
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Armed Mech
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 07
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Chest Rig
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Chameleon Gear
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Concealed Weapons Bay
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | C4, and X4 Charges.
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Power Beacon
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 08
|style='background:orange;' | Deadly Bowler Hat
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Magitilis Injector
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | EMP Grenades
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Contractor Baton
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Romerol
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 09
|style='background:#faf752;' | Deadly Origami
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Mulligan
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Guides to Advanced Mimery
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Energy Sword
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Super Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 10
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Dehydrated Space Carp
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Telecrystals
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Chameleon Projector
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Gloves of the North Star
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Syndicate Bomb
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 11
|style='background:orange;' | Energy Dagger
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Guerilla Gloves/Any Tackler
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Non-Lethal Poisons
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Hacked AI Upload Module
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Syndicate Minibomb
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 12
|style='background:orange;' | Exploding Hot Potato
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Slipocalypse Clusterbang
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Organic Resources Disturber
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Infiltrator Set
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Viscerator Delivery Grenade
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 13
|style='background:#faf752;' | EMP Flashlight
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Stimpack
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Radio Jammer
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Katana
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Double Energy Sword
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 14
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Extra Bright Moff Lantern
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Supressor
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Syndicate Encryption Key
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Lethal Poisons
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Harmful Virus Samples
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 15
|style='background:#faf752;' | EZ Clean Grenades
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Syndicate Tome
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Thermal Imaging Glasses
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Modified Syringe Gun
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Nuclear Authentication Disk
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 16
|style='background:#faf752;' | Syndicate Paper Plane
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Throwing Stars, Bolas
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Powerfist
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 17
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Haunted Magic 8-Ball
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Voice-Muffling Balaclava
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Disablers, Tasers
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Reagent Dartgun
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 18
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Holster, by itself
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Jaws of Life
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Energy Crossbow
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Syndicate Hardsuit
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 19
|style='background:#ff6655;' | Pizza Bomb
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Rapid Construction Device
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Reverse Beartrap
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Syndicate Helmet
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 20
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | No-Slip Shoes
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Pepperspray, Flashbang
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Agent ID
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Energy Shield
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 21
|style='background:#faf752;' | Radioactive Microlaser
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Telescopic Baton
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Gorilla Cubes
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Heretic Blades
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 22
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Rapid Banana Pie Cannon
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Stunprod
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Hard Drugs
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Wizard Items
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 23
|style='background:#faf752;' | Sleepy Pen
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Teleprod
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Riot Darts
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Basic Explosives. C4/X4/Grenades
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 24
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Smuggler Satchel
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Camera Bug
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Kinetic Pressure Mod
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 25
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Super Glue
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Handcuffs/Advanced Restraints
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Reverse Revolver
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 26
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Balloon
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Non-Prescription Drugs
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Sentry Gun Kit
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 27
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Cash Briefcase
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Hard Drug Stockpile
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 28
|style='background:#faf752;' | Syndicate Playing Cards
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 29
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Smokes
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 30
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Soap
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 31
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Surgery Bag / Toolbox
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 32
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Recreational Drugs
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|}
|}

Template:Contraband

2021-06-23T16:25:09Z

TF4: add non contraband

=<div style='text-align: center;'>Contraband Table</div>=
===Note: Any items not on the list are not considered contraband, This contraband guide is meant to highlight tiers, for if you find items on a person during a search. -Not- for if they're -actively using/attacking people with them. Possession is a different charge than it's malicious use, and a person cannot be charged with a "future crime" just because they were caught with something.===
{| class="mw-collapsible"
|+ <h3>Quick Reference</h3>
|-
|
{| style='text-align:center; background-color:#FFFFFF;' border=1 cellspacing=0
! style='background-color:#FFFFFF;' Width='20px'|#
! style='background-color:#CCCCCC;' Width='300px'| Non-Contraband
! style='background-color:#5dba76;' Width='300px'|Low - Level
! style='background-color:#faf752;' width='300px'|Mid - Level
! style='background-color:orange;' width='300px'|High - Level
! style='background-color:#ff6655;' width='300px'|Critical - Level
! style='background-color:#a76fb6|Special - Contraband
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 01
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Adaptive Cardboard Cutouts
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Any Ammo
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Melee Weapons
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | All Illegal Implants
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Buzzkill Grenades
|style='background:#a76fb6;' | Martial Arts
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 02
|style='background:#faf752;' | AI Detector
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Armor Vests
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Binary Encryption Key
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Any Firearm (No License)
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Clown Bomb
|style='background:#a76fb6;' | Any spells
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 03
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Ammo Pouch
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Contractor Space Suit + Helmet
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Butcher Meat Hook
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Big Syndicate EMP bomb
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Cult Construct Kit
|style='background:#a76fb6;' | Holoparasite
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 04
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Ancient Jumpsuit
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Decoy Nuke Disk
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Briefcase Launchpad
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Both Emag Cards
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Elite Syndicate Hardsuit
|style='background:#a76fb6;' | Holocarp
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 05
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Ancient Toolbox
|style='background:#98FB98;' | F.R.A.M.E
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Codespeak Manual
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Brainwashing Surgery Disk
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Malorian Arms 14mm Strap
|style='background:#a76fb6;' | Syndicate Uplink
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 06
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Clumsiness Injector
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Flash
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Combat Defibrillator
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Bonebang
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Armed Mech
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 07
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Chest Rig
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Chameleon Gear
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Concealed Weapons Bay
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | C4, and X4 Charges.
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Power Beacon
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 08
|style='background:orange;' | Deadly Bowler Hat
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Magitilis Injector
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | EMP Grenades
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Contractor Baton
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Romerol
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 09
|style='background:#faf752;' | Deadly Origami
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Mulligan
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Guides to Advanced Mimery
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Energy Sword
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Super Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 10
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Dehydrated Space Carp
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Telecrystals
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Chameleon Projector
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Gloves of the North Star
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Syndicate Bomb
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 11
|style='background:orange;' | Energy Dagger
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Guerilla Gloves/Any Tackler
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Non-Lethal Poisons
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Hacked AI Upload Module
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Syndicate Minibomb
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 12
|style='background:orange;' | Exploding Hot Potato
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Slipocalypse Clusterbang
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Organic Resources Disturber
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Infiltrator Set
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Viscerator Delivery Grenade
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 13
|style='background:#faf752;' | EMP Flashlight
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Stimpack
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Radio Jammer
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Katana
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Double Energy Sword
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 14
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Extra Bright Moff Lantern
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Supressor
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Syndicate Encryption Key
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Lethal Poisons
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Harmful Virus Samples
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 15
|style='background:#faf752;' | EZ Clean Grenades
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Syndicate Tome
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Thermal Imaging Glasses
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Modified Syringe Gun
|style='background:#ffaa99;' | Nuclear Authentication Disk
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 16
|style='background:#faf752;' | Syndicate Paper Plane
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Throwing Stars, Bolas
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Powerfist
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 17
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Haunted Magic 8-Ball
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Voice-Muffling Balaclava
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Disablers, Tasers
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Reagent Dartgun
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 18
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Holster, by itself
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Jaws of Life
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Energy Crossbow
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Syndicate Hardsuit
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 19
|style='background:#ff6655;' | Pizza Bomb
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Rapid Construction Device
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Reverse Beartrap
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Syndicate Helmet
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 20
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | No-Slip Shoes
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Pepperspray, Flashbang
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Agent ID
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Energy Shield
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 21
|style='background:#faf752;' | Radioactive Microlaser
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Telescopic Baton
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Gorilla Cubes
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Heretic Blades
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 22
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Rapid Banana Pie Cannon
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Stunprod
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Hard Drugs
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Wizard Items
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 23
|style='background:#faf752;' | Sleepy Pen
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Teleprod
|style='background:#fffd7a;' | Riot Darts
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Basic Explosives. C4/X4/Grenades
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 24
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Smuggler Satchel
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Camera Bug
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Kinetic Pressure Mod
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 25
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Super Glue
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Handcuffs/Advanced Restraints
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Reverse Revolver
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 26
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Balloon
|style='background:#98FB98;' | Non-Prescription Drugs
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Sentry Gun Kit
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 27
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Cash Briefcase
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' | Hard Drug Stockpile
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 28
|style='background:#faf752;' | Syndicate Playing Cards
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 29
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Smokes
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 30
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Soap
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 31
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Syndicate Surgery Bag / Toolbox
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|-
!style='background:#FFFFFF;' | 32
|style='background:#EEEEEE;' | Recreational Drugs
|style='background:#98FB98;' |
|style='background:#fffd7a;' |
|style='background:#d9bd75;' |
|style='background:#ffaa99;' |
|style='background:#a76fb6;' |
|}
|}

Guide to food and drinks

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Guide to food and drinks

2021-06-12T20:41:44Z

TF4: /* Mixed Drinks */ fixed missing icons

=Drinks=
Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in [[Surgery|surgery]] when applied externally. 
 
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===Basic Drink Ingredients===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Absinthe.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Absinthe}}Absinthe
|80
|1 part Absinthe
|A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumoured to cause hallucinations but does not.
||Has a chance to cause hallucinations. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Ale.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ale}}Ale
|65
|1 part ale
|A warm pint of delicious ale.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe Juice}}Aloe Juice
|N/A
|1 part aloe juice
|A healthy and refreshing juice.
|30% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice aloe or grind aloe cream.
|-
![[File:amaretto_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amaretto}}Amaretto
|25
|1 part Amaretto
|A gentle and syrup-like drink, tastes of almonds and apricots.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles Luini Amaretto
|-
![[File:Applejack_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Applejack}}Applejack
|20
|1 part applejack
|The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
|-
![[File:Apple_juice.png]]
!{{anchor|Apple Juice}}Apple Juice
|N/A
|1 part apple juice
|The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice an [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Apple|apple]].
|-
![[File:Banana_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Juice}}Banana Juice
|N/A
|1 part banana juice
|The raw essence of a banana. HONK
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage '''To acquire:''' Juice bananas.
|-
![[File:Beer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beer}}Beer
|25
|1 part beer
|A freezing pint of beer.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units [[#Universal_Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:Berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry Juice}}Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?
|'''To acquire:''' Juice berries.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bungo Juice}}Bungo Juice
|N/A
|1 part bungo juice
|Exotic! You feel like you are on vacation already.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage '''To acquire:''' Juice [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|bungo fruit]]
|-
![[File:Carrot_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Juice}}Carrot juice
|N/A
|1 part carrot juice
|It is just like a carrot but without crunching.
|Heals eye damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice carrots.
|-
![[File:Champagne_glass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Champagne}}Champagne
|40
|1 part champagne
|A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.
|'''To acquire:''' Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
|-
![[File:Banana juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Clown's Tears}}Clown's Tears
|N/A
|1 part clown's tears
|Not very funny.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind some clown's tear soup.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee}}Coffee
|N/A
|1 part coffee
|Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Cognac_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cognac}}Cognac
|75
|1 part cognac
|Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Coconut}}Creme de Coconut
|20
|1 part creme de coconut
|A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Lime juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Menthe}}Creme de Menthe
|20
|1 part creme de menthe
|A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Chocolate glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Cacao}}Creme de Cacao
|20
|1 part creme de cacao
|A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|N/A
|1 part Dr. Gibb
|Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.
|Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:fernet_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fernet}}Fernet
|80
|1 part Fernet
|Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure.
|Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. '''To acquire:''' In [[Hacking#Vending_Machines|hacked]] Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Garlic Juice}}Garlic Juice
|N/A
|1 part garlic juice
|Crushed (not juiced)[[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]. [[Cook|Chefs]] love it.
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a [[Cook|cook]]. Prevents [[Vampire|vampires]] from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u). '''To acquire:''' Grind [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]].
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin}}Gin
|45
|1 part gin
|It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
|-
![[File:grenadine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grenadine}}Grenadine
|N/A
|1 part grenadine
|Delicious flavored syrup.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat.
|-
![[File:Ice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Glass of Ice}}{{anchor|Ice}}Glass of Ice
|N/A
|1 part ice
|Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...
|Cools down. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Hard_cider_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hard Cider}}Hard Cider
|25
|1 part hard cider
|Apple juice, for adults.
|Cools down. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Holy Water}}Holy Water
|N/A
|1 part holy water
|A glass of holy water.
|Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals [[Cult|cultism]]. '''To acquire:''' Have the [[Chaplain]] hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the [[Chapel]].
|-
![[File:Kahlua_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kahlua}}{{anchor|Kahlúa}}Kahlúa
|45
|1 part Kahlúa
|DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 [[#Coffee|coffee]] + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon Juice}}Lemon Juice
|N/A
|1 part lemon juice
|Sour...
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}Lemon-Lime
|N/A
|1 part Lemon-Lime
|You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lime Juice}}Lime Juice
|N/A
|1 part lime juice
|A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.
|20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. '''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Menthol}}Menthol
|N/A
|1 part menthol
|Tastes naturally minty and imparts a very mild numbing sensation.
|Prevents coughing. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Milk}}Milk
|N/A
|1 part milk
|White and nutritious goodness!
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]]. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from [[File:Milk.png]] Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in the kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream}}{{anchor|Cream}}Cream
|N/A
|1 part cream
|Ewwww...
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nothing}}Nothing
|N/A
|1 part nothing
|Absolutely nothing.
|Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them. '''To acquire:''' [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Mimana|Mimanas]].
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Orange Juice}}Orange Juice
|N/A
|1 part orange juice
|Vitamins! Yay!
|30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
|-
![[File:Parsnip_juice_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Parsnip Juice}}Parsnip Juice
|N/A
|1 part parsnip juice
|Why...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice a [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Parsnip|parsnip]].
|-
![[File:Peach_juice_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peach Juice}}Peach Juice
|N/A
|1 part peach juice
|Just peachy.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in [[Maintenance|maintenance]].
|-
![[File:Pineapplejuice.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pineapple_Juice}}Pineapple Juice
|N/A
|1 part pineapple juice
|Tart, tropical, and hotly debated.
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice pineapples.
|-
![[File:Poison_berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Poison Berry Juice}}Poison Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part poison berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?
|Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Juice poison berries.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Juice}}Potato Juice
|N/A
|1 part potato juice
|Bleh...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice potatoes.
|-
![[File:Rum_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum}}Rum
|60
|1 part rum
|Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:sakecup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sake}}Sake
|70
|1 part sake
|A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soda Water}}Soda Water
|N/A
|1 part soda water
|Why not make a scotch and soda?
|Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sol Dry}}Sol Dry
|N/A
|1 part Sol Dry
|A soothing, mellow drink made from ginger.
|Reduces [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]]. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Sol Dry in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. 30 units in each can.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Milk}}Soy Milk
|N/A
|1 part soy milk
|White and nutritious soy goodness!
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator or from [[File:Soymilk.gif]] Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in the kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Space_cola_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|N/A
|1 part Space Cola
|A glass of refreshing Space Cola.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|N/A
|1 part Space Mountain Wind
|Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.
|Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_up_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|N/A
|1 part Space-Up
|Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Synthanol
|N/A
|1 part Space Lube, 1 part Plasma, 1 part Welding Fuel
|A runny liquid with conductive capacities. Its effects on synthetics are similar to those of alcohol on organics.
|Non-synthetic will rapidly purge synthanol-based drinks from their systems.
|-
![[File:Teaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tea}}Tea
|N/A
|1 part tea
|Drinking it from here would not seem right.
|Similar to coffee but also removes jitteriness and a small number of toxins. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teqilla_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila}}Tequila
|70
|1 part tequila
|Now all that's missing is the weird coloured shades!
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Juice}}Tomato Juice
|N/A
|1 part tomato juice
|Are you sure this is tomato juice?
|20% chance to heal 1 burn damage. Blood shows the same way. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tonic Water}}Tonic Water
|N/A
|1 part tonic water
|Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Orange juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Sec}}Triple Sec
|30
|1 part triple sec
|A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.
|'''To acquire:''' In a booze dispenser.
|-
![[File:Vermouth_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vermouth}}Vermouth
|45
|1 part vermouth
|You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka}}Vodka
|65
|1 part vodka
|The glass contain wodka. Xynta.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 [[#Potato Juice|potato juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]
|-
![[File:Water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Water}}Water
|N/A
|1 part water
|The father of all refreshments.
|'''To acquire:''' Sinks. Watertanks.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Watermelon Juice}}Watermelon Juice
|N/A
|1 part watermelon juice
|A glass of watermelon juice.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice watermelon slices.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Welder Fuel}}Welder Fuel
|N/A
|1 part welding fuel
|Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.
|Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Find a Welding fuel tank.
|-
![[File:Whiskeyemoji.png|25px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey}}Whiskey
|75
|1 part whiskey
|A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Wine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wine}}Wine
|35
|1 part wine
|A very classy looking drink.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (instantly becomes grappa).
|}

===Mixed Drinks===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:AcidSpit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Acid Spit}}Acid Spit
|70
|5 parts [[#Wine|wine]], 1 part Sulphuric Acid
|A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
|
|-
![[File:Alexander.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Alexander}}Alexander
|50
|1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems.
|If you have a shield it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Allies Cocktail}}Allies Cocktail
|45
|1 part [[#Classic Martini|Classic Martini]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A drink made from your allies.
|Refers to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Entente Triple Entente]: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin.
|-
![[File:Aloe.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe}}Aloe
|35
|3 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 2 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|Very, very, very good.
|
|-
![[File:Alexander_Amaretto.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amaretto Alexander}}Amaretto Alexander
|35
|1 part [[#Amaretto|Amaretto ]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]]
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is in fact as gentle as it seems.
|
|-
![[File:Amasec.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amasec}}Amasec
|35
|1 part Iron, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|Always handy before COMBAT!!!
|[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amasec Warhammer 40k drink]
|-
![[File:Andalusia.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Andalusia}}Andalusia
|40
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]
|A nice, strangely named drink.
|
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Anti-Freeze}}Anti-Freeze
|35
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The ultimate refreshment.
|Heats you up if you are frozen.
|-
![[File:Arnold_palmer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Arnold Palmer}}Arnold Palmer
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lemonade|lemonade]], 1 part [[#Tea|tea]]
|Encourages the patient to go golfing.
|
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Atomic Bomb}}Atomic Bomb
|N/A
|10 parts [[#B-52|B-52]], 1 part Uranium
|Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.
|Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:B-52.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|B-52}}B-52
|85
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]]
|Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-52_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bacchus_blessing.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacchus' Blessing}}Bacchus' Blessing
|300
|1 part [[#Hooch|Hooch]] + 1 part [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] + 1 part [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] + 1 part [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]]
|Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.
|Can kill you if you drink enough.
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bahama Mama}}Bahama Mama
|35
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 1 part [[#Kahlúa|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]]
|Tropic cocktail.
|Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Honk}}Banana Honk
|60
|1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Laughter|laughter]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A drink from Clown Heaven.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
|-
![[File:Barefootglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Barefoot}}Barefoot
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Barefoot and pregnant.
|Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
|-
![[File:Bastionbourbon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bastion Bourbon}}Bastion Bourbon
|30
|1 part tea, 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors.
|When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Bastion_Bourbon Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beepsky Smash}}Beepsky Smash
|60
|2 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 2 parts [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part Iron
|Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.
|Summons a stream of [[Guide_to_robotics#Securitron|securitron]] hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of [[Security|security]], you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
|-
![[File:between_the_sheets.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Between the Sheets}}Between the Sheets
|55
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|A provocatively named classic.
|Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Between_the_Sheets_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bilkglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bilk}}Bilk
|15
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.
|10% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:BlackRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Black Russian}}Black Russian
|70
|3 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Russian IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Blank_paper_drink.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blank_Paper}}Blank Paper
|20
|1 part [[#Silencer|Silencer]], 1 part [[#Nothing|nothing]], 1 part [[#Nuka_Cola|Nuka Cola]]
|A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh.
|Heals and mutes mimes.
|-
![[File:Blazaam_glass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blazaam}}Blazaam
|70
|1 part [[#Peach_Juice|peach juice]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Bluespace_Dust|Bluespace Dust]], 2 parts [[#Gin|gin]]
|The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.
|Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bloody Mary}}Bloody Mary
|55
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.
|Restores blood. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(cocktail) IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bluecherryshake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Shake}}Blue Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly
|A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Booger}}Booger
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]]
|Ewww...
|
|-
![[File:BrancaMenta.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Branca Menta}}Branca Menta
|35
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|Creme de Menthe]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]]
|A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original.
|Cools you down if overheated. Causes a tick of 35 stamina damage when first drank.
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Brave Bull}}Brave Bull
|60
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.
|Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:Bug_spray.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bug Spray}}Bug Spray
|50
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon_Lime|lemon lime]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves.
|Deals 1 toxin per tick to [[Mothpeople|mothpeople]] and [[Guide_to_races#Flypeople|flypeople]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Caffe_latte.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee Latte}}{{anchor|Cafe Latte}}Cafe Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:Catniptea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Catniptea}}Catnip Tea
|0
|5 parts [[#tea|tea]], 2 parts catnip
|A purrfect drink for a cat.
|Results in 5 nya
|-
![[File:ChangelingSting.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Changeling Sting}}Changeling Sting
|50
|2 part [[#Lemon-Lime|lemon-lime]], 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]]
|A stingy drink.
|Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Cherryshake.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Shake}}Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.
|A cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate}}Chocolate
|N/A
|5 parts [[#Water|water]], 1 part Coco Powder
|Tasty.
|Heats up if frozen
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Milk}}Chocolate Milk
|N/A
|3 parts [[#Dutch_Hot_Coco|Hot Coco]], 2 parts Coco Powder, under 300K temperature.
|Tasty.
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]].
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
|5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
|5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Classic Martini}}Classic Martini
|60
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_%28cocktail%29 IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Coggrog.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cog_Grog}}Cog Grog
|10
|1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part [[#Screwdriver|Screwdriver]]
|Not even Ratvar's Four Generals could withstand this! Qevax Jryy!
|
|-
![[File:Cream_soda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream Soda}}Cream Soda
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Soda_Water|soda water]], 2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part vanilla
|A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.
|Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
|-
![[File:crevicespike.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crevice Spike}}Crevice Spike
| -10
|2 parts [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 4 parts [[#Capsaicin Oil|capsaicin]]
|Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering.
|It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out. [http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Crevice_Spike Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:CubaLibre.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cuba Libre}}Cuba Libre
|50
|3 parts [[#Rum and Coke|Rum and Coke]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.
|Heals revolutionaries. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba_Libre IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Demonsblood.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Demons Blood}}Demons Blood
|75
|1 part [[#Space Mountain Wind|Space Mountain Wind]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part blood, 1 part [[#Dr. Gibb|Dr. Gibb]]
|Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.
|Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
|-
![[File:DevilsKiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Devil's Kiss}}Devil's Kiss
|70
|1 part Blood, 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Creepy time!
|Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Doctor's Delight}}Doctor's Delight
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]]
|A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
|Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Driest Martini}}Driest Martini
|65
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Gin|gin]]
|Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing
|-
![[File:Drunkenblumpkin.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Drunken Blumpkin}}Drunken Blumpkin
|50
|1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice
|A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
|
|-
![[File:Duplex_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duplex}}Duplex
|25
|2 parts [[#Hard_Cider|hard cider]], 1 part [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]], 1 part [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
|
|-
![[File:Nog2.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Eggnog}}Eggnog
|1
|5 parts [[#Egg Yolk|egg yolk]], 5 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 5 parts [[#Cream|cream]]
|For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
|
|-
![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Erika Surprise}}Erika Surprise
|35
|1 part [[#Ale|ale]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]]
|The surprise is, it's green!
|
|-
![[File:fanciulli.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fanchiulli}}Fanciulli
| -10
|1 part [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part [[#fernet|Fernet]]
|What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour?
|Reduces satiety. Sobers you up. Causes a tick of 20 stamina damage when first drank.. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernet#Cocktails Existing drink.]
|-
![[File:FernetCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fernet Cola}}Fernet Cola
|25
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Cola|Cola]]
|A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition.
|Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
|-
![[File:Fetching_fizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fetching Fizz}}Fetching Fizz
|10
|1 part [[#Nuka Cola|Nuka Cola]], 1 part Iron
|Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.
|Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Fetching_Fizz Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:fringeweaver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fringe Weaver}}Fringe Weaver
|90
|9 parts Ethanol, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.
|[http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Fringe_Weaver Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:Gibbfloats.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gibb Floats}}Gibb Floats
|N/A
|5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream
|Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
|
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin Fizz}}Gin Fizz
|45
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fizz_%28cocktail%29#Gin_Fizz IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[file:Ginger_Amaretto.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ginger Amaretto}}Ginger Amaretto
|30
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|Amaretto]], 1 part [[#Sol dry|sol dry]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The sprig of rosemary adds a nice aroma to the drink, and isn't just to be pretentious afterall!
|
|-
![[File:GinTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin and Tonic}}Gin and Tonic
|25
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
|
|-
![[File:Godfather.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Godfather}}Godfather
|50
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|amaretto]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|A classic from old Italy and enjoyed by gangsters, pray the orange peel doesnt end up in your mouth.
|
|-
![[File:Godmother.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Godmother}}Godmother
|50
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|amaretto]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A lovely fresh smelling cocktail, a true Sicilian delight.
|
|-
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Goldschlager}}Goldschlager
|25
|10 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Gold
|100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grapesoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grape Soda}}Grape Soda
|N/A
|1 part [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]], 1 part soda water
|Beloved of children and teetotalers.
|Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Grappa.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grappa}}Grappa
|60
|1 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
|
|-
![[File:Grasshopper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grasshopper}}Grasshopper
|25
|5 parts cream, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 5 parts creme de cacao
|A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grasshopper_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Green_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Green Beer}}Green Beer
|25
|10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part Green Crayon Powder
|A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.
|Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grog.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grog}}Grog
|1
|1 part [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fine and cepa drink for Space.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Gunfire.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gunfire}}Gunfire
|40
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 3 parts [[#tea|tea]]
|It pops constantly as you look at it, giving off tiny sparks.
|fizzes and pops in your mouth.
|-
![[File:Hearty_punch.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hearty Punch}}Hearty Punch
|90
|5 parts [[#Brave Bull|Brave Bull]] + 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]] + 5 parts [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] (requires temperature of 315)
|Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.
|Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Hearty_Punch Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:Hellfire.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hellfire}}Hellfire
|60
|2 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part [[#ice|ice]], 1 part [[#crevicespike|crevice spike]]
|An amber colored drink that isn't quite as hot as it looks.
|heats you up.
|-
![[File:Hippiesdelight.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hippie's Delight}}Hippie's Delight
|N/A
|1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
|Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hivemind Eraser}}Hivemind Eraser
|40
|2 parts [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|Grenadine]], 1 part [[#Thirteen Loko|Thirteen Loko]]
|A vessel of pure flavor. For when even mindshields can't save you.
|See [[Hivemind_Host|Hivemind Host]].
|-
![[File:Hoochglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hooch}}Hooch
|100
|2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants.
|[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hooch Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era]
|-
![[File:Hot_ice_coffee.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Ice Coffee}}Hot Ice Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Hot_Ice_Slush|Hot Ice Slush]]
|A sharp drink. This can't have come cheap.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and deals 1 toxin damage.
|-
![[File:hotlimemiami.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|HotlimeMiami}}Hotlime Miami
|40
|1 part ephedrine, 1 part [[#PinaColada|Pina Colada]]
|This looks very aesthetically pleasing.
|Drugs drinker, restores stamina
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Beer}}Iced Beer
|15
|5 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] '''''or''''' 10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Frost Oil|frost oil]]
|A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
|Cools you down if overheated
|-
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Coffee}}Iced Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
|-
![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Tea}}Iced Tea
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Tea|tea]]
|All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.
|-
![[File:IrishCarBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Car Bomb}}Irish Car Bomb
|25
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Ale|ale]]
|An Irish car bomb.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Car_Bomb Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Coffee}}Irish Coffee
|35
|2 parts [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 2 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_coffee IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish_Cream}}Irish Cream
|50
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_cream Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Jack_rose.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Jack Rose}}Jack Rose
|15
|2 parts [[#Applejack|applejack]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Rose_(cocktail) Exists in real life]
|-
![[File:Kamikaze.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kamikaze}}Kamikaze
|60
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|Divinely windy.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Lemonade.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemonade}}Lemonade
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]], 2 parts water, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]]
|Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|
|-
![[File:Lizardwine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lizard Wine}}Lizard Wine
|45
|1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol
|An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff.
|Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]].
|-
![[File:Lizfizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|LizzFizz}}Lizz Fizz
|0
|3 parts [[#Triplecitrus|Triple citrus]], 1 part [[#ice|ice]], 1 part [[#cream|cream]]
|Looks like a citrus sherbet seperated in layers? Why would anyone want that is beyond you.
|
|-
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Long Island Iced Tea}}Long Island Iced Tea
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Cuba Libre|Cuba Libre]], 1 part [[#Tequila|tequila]]
|The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Malibusunset.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MalibuSunset}}Malibu Sunset
|20
|2 parts [[#painkiller|Painkiller]], 1 part [[#grenadine|Grenadine]], 1 part [[#Orangejuice|Orange Juice]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]]
|Tropical looking drinks, with ice cubes hovering on the surface and grenadine coloring the bottom.
|
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan}}Manhattan
|30
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan Project}}Manhattan Project
|45
|10 parts [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part Uranium
|A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Margarita.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Margarita}}Margarita
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarita IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Mauna_loa.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mauna Loa}}Mauna Loa
|40
|2 parts [[#Bahama_Mama|Bahama Mama]], 2 parts [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlua]]
|Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart!
|Can make you very hot.
|-
![[File:Mead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mead
|30
|2 units Honey, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Miamivice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MiamiVice}}Miami Vice
|30
|1 part [[#Pinacolada|Pina Colada]], 1 part [[#StrawberryDaiquiri|Strawberry Daiquiri]]
|Strawberries and coconut, like yin and yang.
|
|-
![[File:Mojito.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mojito
|30
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Soda water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojito IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|95
|5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moscow Mule}}Moscow Mule
|30
|5 parts [[#Sol_Dry|Sol Dry]], 5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice
|A chilly drink that reminds you of the Derelict.
|
|-
![[File:Narsour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Narsour}}Narsour
|10
|1 part [[blood]], 1 parts [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Demons Blood|demons blood]]
|A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!
|Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Nukacolaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nuka Cola}}Nuka Cola
|N/A
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
|Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you higher speed [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola Reference to Fallout.]
|-
![[File:Old_timer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Old Timer}}Old Timer
|35
|3 parts [[#Whiskey_Soda|whiskey soda]], 2 parts [[#Parsnip_Juice|parsnip juice]], 1 part [[#Alexander|Alexander]]
|An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.
|Makes you older. And older, and older.
|-
![[File:Neurotoxin.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Neurotoxin}}Neurotoxin
|50
|1 part Morphine, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
|Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by [[Guide_to_chemistry#Neurine|Neurine]].
|-
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|N/A
|1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
|Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox#Pan-Galactic_Gargle_Blaster Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
|-
![[File:Painkiller_drink.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Painkiller}}Painkiller
|20
|5 parts [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 4 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.)
|
|-
![[File:Patronglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Patron}}Patron
|60
|10 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part Silver
|Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patr%C3%B3n Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:PepperminPatty.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peppermint Patty}}Peppermint Patty
|25
|6 parts [[#Dutch Hot Coco|hot coco]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.
| Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
|-
![[File:Pina_colada.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pina_Colada}}Pina Colada
|40
|3 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum.
|Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Planet_cracker.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Planet Cracker}}Planet Cracker
|50
|2 parts [[#Champagne|champagne]], 2 parts [[#Lizard_Wine|lizard wine]], 1 part [[#Egg_Yolk|egg yolk]], 1 part gold
|This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers.
|Results in 4 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pruno}}Pruno
|85
|First make pruno mix by crafting it (via the crafting menu) with the following ingredients: 1 trashbag, 1 slice of [[#Moldy_Bread|moldy bread]], 4 grown edible plants, 2 candy corn and of 15 units water. Put the newly created mix in a toilet or washing machine and wait 30 seconds.
|Fermented prison wine made from fruit, sugar, and despair. Security loves to confiscate this, which is the only kind thing Security has ever done.
|[[Status_Effects#Disgust|Disgusting]].
|-
![[File:Pumpkinlatte.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pumpkin Latte}}Pumpkin Latte
|N/A
|5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream
|A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
|
|-
![[File:Quadrupesec.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Quadruple Sec}}Quadruple Sec
|35
|5 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 5 parts [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
|Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.
|Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage is healed by 2 as long as it is in your system.
|-
![[File:Quintiplesec.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Quintiple Sec}}Quintiple Sec
|55
|5 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 5 parts [[#Clown's Tears|clown's tears]], 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|syndicate bomb]]
|Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.
|Heals all security personnel for 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage, burn damage, toxin damage, and suffocation damage is healed by 5 as long as it is in your system. Has an absurdly high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.
|-
![[File:RedMead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Mead}}Red Mead
|31
|1 part [[#Mead|mead]], 1 part blood
|A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
|
|-
![[File:Red_queen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Queen}}Red Queen
|N/A
|6 parts [[#Tea|tea]], 2 parts [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|mercury]], 1 part [[#Pepper|black pepper]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Growth_Serum|Growth Serum]]
|DRINK ME.
|Randomly changes your size while it's in your system.
|-
![[File:Rubberneck.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rubberneck}}Rubberneck
|60
|5 parts [[#Grey_Bull|Grey Bull]], 4 parts ethanol, 1 part [[#Astrotame|astrotame]]
|A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum and Coke}}Rum and Coke
|40
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|space cola]]
|The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
|
|-
![[File:Sbitenglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sbiten}}Sbiten
|70
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Capsaicin
|A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
|Heats you up if you are frozen [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sbiten Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Screwdriver Cocktail}}Screwdriver Cocktail
|55
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
|Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwdriver_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Sidecar.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sidecar}}Sidecar
|45
|2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidecar_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Silencer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Silencer}}Silencer
|59
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A drink from mime Heaven.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Singulo}}Singulo
|35
|5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Radium, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|A blue-space beverage.
|
|-
![[File:Sinsdelight.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sinsdelight}}Sin's Delight
|66
|1 part [[#Demonsblood|Demon's Blood]], 1 part [[#Triplesec|Triple Sec]], 1 part [[#Martini|martini]], 1 part [[#changlingsting|Changling Sting]]
|You can smell the seven sins rolling off the top of the glass.
|
|-
![[File:SnowWhite.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Snow White}}Snow White
|35
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]]
|A cold refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Soylatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Latte}}Soy Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]]
|A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:Squirtcider.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Squirt Cider}}Squirt Cider
|40
|1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment
|Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.
|[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Squirt_Cider Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:Stinger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Stinger}}Stinger
|25
|10 parts cognac, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
|A snappy way to end the day.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinger_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Strawberrydaiquiri.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryDaiquiri}}Strawberry Daiquiri
|20
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Limejuice|Lime juice]], 1 part [[#sugar|sugar]], 2 part [[#berryjuice|Berry Juice]], 1 part [[#ice|ice]]
|Pink looking drink with flowers and a bit straw to sip it. Looks sweet and refreshing, perfect for warm days.
|results in 7
|-
![[File:pinkmilk.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryMilk}}Strawberry Milk
|0
|1 part Berry Juice, 1 part Milk
|
|
|-
![[File:pinktea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryTea}}Strawberry Tea
|0
|1 part Berry juice, 1 part [[#Arnoldpalmer|Arnold Palmer]], 1 part sugar
|
|
|-
![[File:sugarrush.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar Rush}}Sugar Rush
|10
|2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.
|Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food. [http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Sugar_Rush Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:SyndicateBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Syndicate Bomb}}Syndicate Bomb
|90
|1 part [[#Whiskey Cola|Whiskey Cola]], 1 part [[#Beer|beer]]
|A syndicate bomb.
|Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
|-
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila Sunrise}}Tequila Sunrise
|45
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 2 parts [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]]
|Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
|Causes glowing. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila_Sunrise_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|The Manly Dorf}}The Manly Dorf
|100
|1 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 2 parts [[#Ale|ale]]
|A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
|Heals people with the dwarf mutation. [http://bay12games.com/dwarves/ Reference to Dwarf Fortress]
|-
![[File:Orangeglass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Thirteen Loko}}Thirteen Loko
|80
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.
|Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or '''melt your eyes out if already blind''', 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Three Mile Island Iced Tea}}Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|10
|10 parts [[#Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], 1 part Uranium
|A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toxins Special}}Toxins Special
|25
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 2 parts Plasma
|Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! '''CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!'''
|Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
|-
![[File:Trappist_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Trappist Beer}}Trappist Beer
|40
|2 parts [[#Ale|ale]], 2 parts [[#Holy_Water|holy water]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.
|If you're a [[Chaplain|chaplain]] it reduces [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jittering]], [[Status_Effects#Stuttering|stuttering]] and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
|-
![[File:Triplecitrus.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Citrus}}Triple Citrus
|N/A
|1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice
|Triple the citrus, triple the fun.
|Can be used to make [[Guide to chemistry#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Turbo.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Turbo}}Turbo
|85
|2 parts [[#Moonshine|moonshine]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Nitrous_Oxide|Nitrous Oxide]], 1 part [[#Sugar_Rush|Sugar Rush]], 1 part [[#Pwr_Game|Pwr Game]]
|A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers.
|Regenerates your [[Health#Stamina|stamina]] faster the more drunk you are.
|-
![[File:Vanillapudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Pudding}}Vanilla Pudding
|N/A
| 5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk
|A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka and Tonic}}Vodka and Tonic
|70
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|vodka Martini}}Vodka Martini
|65
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Cola}}Whiskey Cola
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Soda}}Whiskey Soda
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]]
|Ultimate refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Whiskey_sour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Sour}}Whiskey Sour
|35
|1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part sugar
|Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
|
|-
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|White Russian}}White Russian
|50
|3 [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 2 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russian_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Wizz_fizz.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wizz_Fizz}}Wizz Fizz
|50
|1 part [[#Champagne|champagne]], 1 part [[#Soda_Water|Soda Water]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]]
|A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild.
|Heals [[#Wizard|wizards]] 1 of every damage type per tick.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|..What?}}..What?
|N/A
|Fail a recipe
|You can't really tell what this is.
|You get this when there is something else in the glass
|}

===Species-Specific Drinks===
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! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:coldscales.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|ColdScales}}Cold Scales
|50
|1 part [[#tea|tea]], 1 part slime jelly, 1 part [[#methol|methol]]
|A soft green drink that looks inviting!
|Increases disgust for all species but lizards.
|-
![[File:Oildrum.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|OilDrum}}Oil Drum
|45
|1 part [[#ethanol|ethanol]], 1 part oil, 12 parts [[#champagne|champagne]]
|A gray can of booze and oil...
|Results in 3 increases disgust for all species but synthetics.
|-
![[File:Nordking.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|NordKing}}Nord King
|50
|5 part [[#ethanol|ethanol]], 1 part honey, 10 parts [[#redmead|Red Mead]]
|A dripping keg of red mead.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust for all species but humans or dwarves.
|-
![[File:Velvetkiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|VelvetKiss}}Velvet Kiss
|10
|5 parts blood, 1 part [[#tea|tea]], 10 parts [[#wine|wine]]
|Red and white drink for the upper classes or undead.
|Results in 15 Increases disgust for all species but zombies, vampires, and dullahan
|-
![[File:Abductionfruit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|AbductionFruit}}Abduction Fruit
|80
|10 parts [[#limejuice|lime juice]], 5 parts [[#strawberryjuice|strawberry juice]], 10 parts [[#watermelonjuice|watermelon juice]]
|Mixed fruits that were never ment to be mixed...
|Results in 3 Increases disgust all species but abductors.
|-
![[File:Bugzapper.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|BugZapper}}Bug Zapper
|5
|10 parts [[#Lemonjuice|Lemon Juice]], 1 part teslium, 10 parts copper
|An odd mix of copper, lemon juice and power meant for non-human consumption.
|Results in 20 Increases disgust all species but insects, flypersons, and mothsmen.
|-
![[File:Mushcrush.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MushCrush}}Mush Crush
|5
|10 parts iron, 5 parts ash, 10 parts coffee powder.
|Popular among people that want to grow their own food rather then drink the soil.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust all species except plantpeople.
|-
![[File:Hollowbone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|HollowBone}}Hollow Bone
|15
|5 parts bone hurting juice, 10 parts [[#milk|milk]], 10 parts coconut milk
|Mixing of milk and bone hurting juice for enjoyment for rather skinny people.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust all species except plasmamen and skeletons.
|-

![[File:Jellwyrm.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|JellWyrm}}Jell Wyrm
|40
|1 part slime jelly, 1 part carpotoxin, 1 part carbon dioxide
|A bubbly drink that is rather inviting to those that don't know who it's meant for.
|Toxic drink to most species results in 2 must be heated to 333K (59.85C) Increases disgust all species except jellypeople, slimepeople, and luminescents.
|-
![[File:Lavalspit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|LavalSpit}}Laval Spit
|30
|5 parts iron, 10 parts [[#maunaloa|Mauna Loa]],5 parts sulfur
|Piping hot drink for those who can stomach the heat of lava.
|Must be heated to 900K (626.85C) Increase disgust for all species except golems.
|-
|-
![[File:Robottears.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|RobotTears}}Robot Tears
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part oil, 1 part soda water
|no robots were hurt in the making of this drink.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Trinary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Trinary}}Trinary
|20
|1 part synthanol, 1 part lime juice, 1 part orange juice
|Colorful drink made for synthetic crewmembers
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Servodrink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Servo}}Servo
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part cream, 1 part hot coco
|Chocolate - based drink made for IPCs. Not sure if anyone's actually tried out the recipe.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Uplink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Uplink}}Uplink
|15
|1 part synthanol, 1 part rum, 1 part vodka, 1 part tequila, 1 part whiskey
|An exquisite mix of the finest liquoirs and synthanol. Meant only for synthetics.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Synthncoke.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Synthcoke}}Synth 'n coke
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part cola
|Classic drink altered to fit the tastes of a robot, contains de-rustifying properties. Bad idea to drink if you're made of carbon.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:synthignon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Synthignon}}Synthignon
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part wine
|Someone mixed good wine and robot booze. Romantic, but atrocious.
|Synthanol Recipe
|}

== Juice Cartons ==
By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.

=Food=
You need food to avoid [[#Hunger|hunger]]. Food is cooked either with the crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] or by putting certain ingredients into different types of machinery, such as the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]].

==Example Cooking Guide==
As an example that requires both machinery and the crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]], here is how to cook a [[#Sausage|sausage]] [[File:Sausage.png]]:
#Grab two pieces of meat [[File:Meat.png]] from your fridge.
#Put one of the pieces of meat [[File:Meat.png]] into the [[#Processor|food processor]] [[File:Processor.png]].
#Click the [[#Processor|food processor]] [[File:Processor.png]] to turn it on. This will turn the meat into a [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]].
#Place the other piece of meat [[File:Meat.png]] on any table [[File:R-table.png]].
#Vend a kitchen knife [[File:Knife.png]] from the [[Vendors#Dinnerware|dinnerware vendor]] [[File:Venddinnerware.gif]], and use it on the piece of meat [[File:Meat.png]]. It should turn into 3x [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]].
#Put two of the [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]] into a [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]] (by clicking the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] with a raw cutlet in active hand).
#Turn on the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]] by alt-clicking it. The two [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]] should turn into [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]].
#Place the [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]] and the two [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]] on the same tile (such as the same table).
#Stand within 1 tile's reach from both the [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]] and the two [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]]. Click the crafting menu HUD icon [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] to open the crafting menu.
#In the crafting menu, cycle through categories with arrows until you reach "Foods". Then cycle through the subcategories of "Foods" until you find "Meats".
#If you followed the above steps correctly, the "Sausage" recipe should be clickable (instead of greyed out). Click it and stand still a few seconds to craft a [[#Sausage|sausage]] [[File:Sausage.png]].

==Ingredients==
===[[File:Butcherknife.png|64px]]Butchering[[File:Gibber.png|64px]]===
This is how you get your meat. In space, meat can be expensive to purchase from [[Cargo]], and there are only so many monkeys on the station. There is a reason you have [[Morgue]] access. [[File:Meat.png|64px]]

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the [[Machines#Gibber|gibber]], one of the machines in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Then click the gibber again to activate it. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in meat and skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you could also use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume. 

The [[Machines#Gibber|gibber]] also can be upgraded in order to acquire more meat per body, faster processing, and the ability to gib fully clothed people with better manipulators ([[Traitor|not that you would need that]]). It should be in your best interest to get the [[Scientist|science team]] to at least upgrade your gibber. Go [[Machines#Gibber|here]] to see the upgrades in detail.

There are many types of meat, and only some of them are listed below.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FC8484;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FC8484;'| Food name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FC8484;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat}}Meat
|Get meat from humans by gibbing them with a gibber. Get meat from most other creatures by slaughterering their dead bodies with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Bear_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bear Meat}}Bear Meat
|Slaughter a dead space bear with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Fish_fillet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carp Fillet}}Carp Fillet
|Slaughter a dead space carp with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Crab_meat_raw.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Crab Meat}}Raw Crab Meat
|Slaughter a dead crab with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Spider_leg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spider Leg}}Spider Leg
|Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Spider_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spider Meat}}Spider Meat
|Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
|}

===[[File:Knife.png|64px]][[File:Rolling Pin.png|64px]] Knife & Rolling Pin===
These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine). When the recipe creates multiple products from a single object, each individual product has the same reagents as the sliced object, divided by the number of products made. (For example, a bread loaf with 20 nutriment would be sliced into 5 bread slices containing 4 nutriment each.)

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'| Food name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:breadslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bread Slice}}Bread Slice
|Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|sandwiches]]. Makes 5 slices.
|-
![[File:cakeslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Slice}}Cake Slice
|Slice any cake with your knife. Makes 5 slices.
|-
![[File:pizzaslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Slice}}Pizza Slice
|Slice any pizza with your knife. Makes 6 slices.
|-
![[File:Sheet_pizza.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pepperoni_Sheetzzas}}Pepperoni Sheetzzas
|Flatten a [[#Pizza_Slice|pizza slice]] with your rolling pin. This is a construction material.
|-
![[File:doughslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough Slice}}Dough Slice
|Slice a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] with your knife. Makes 3 dough slices.
|-
![[File:flatdough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flat Dough}}Flat Dough
|Flatten a [[#Dough|dough]] with your rolling pin. Makes 1 flat dough.
|-
![[File:rawmeatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Cutlet}}Raw Cutlet
|Slice a meat with your knife. Makes 3 cutlets.
|-
![[File:piedough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pie Dough}}Pie Dough
|Flatten a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]] with your rolling pin. Makes 1 pie dough.
|-
![[File:rawpastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Pastry Base}}Raw Pastry Base
|Slice a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]] with your knife. Makes 3 raw pastry base.
|-
![[File:Potato_wedges.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Wedges}}Potato Wedges
|Slice a potato with your knife. Makes one plate of potato wedges.
|-
![[File:Cheese_Wedge.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wedge}}Cheese Wedge
|Slice a [[#Cheese Wheel|cheese wheel]] with your knife. Makes 5 cheese wedges.
|-
![[File:rawmeatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salami}}Salami
|Slice a sausage with your knife. Makes 6 slices of salami.
|}

===[[File:Processor.png|64px]] [[Machines#Food_Processor|Processor]]===
Some items can be processed with the [[Machines#Food_Processor|Processor]], which can be found in your kitchen.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Processes
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Condiments
|-
![[File:Bacon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Bacon}}Raw Bacon
|Process one [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]].
|-
![[File:Faggot.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Faggot}}{{anchor|Meatball}}<s>Faggot</s> Meatball
|Process one slab of human or monkey meat. Renamed from "faggot" in April 2020 for compliance with Github ToS.
|-
![[File:Slamjamspacekabam.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Slime Jam}}Slime Jam
|Process one slime. ''Note: Eating this will kill you.'' Slimes or slime extracts can't be inserted.
|-
![[File:Tatortot.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tator Tot}}Tator Tot
|Process one potato.
|-
![[File:Fries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Fries}}Space Fries
|Process one plate of potato wedges.
|-
![[File:Carrotfries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Fries}}Carrot Fries
|Process one carrot.
|-
![[File:Roastparsnip.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Roast Parsnip}}Roast Parsnip
|Process one parsnip.
|-
![[File:Soydope.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Dope}}Soy Dope
|Process one soy bean.
|-
![[File:Spaghetti.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spaghetti}}Spaghetti
|Process one [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]].
|-
![[File:Tortilla.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tortilla}}Tortilla
|Process one corn.
|-
![[File:Yakiimo.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Yaki Imo}}Yaki Imo
|Process one sweet potato.
|-
|}

===[[File:Blender.png|64px]] All-In-One-Grinder===
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your [[File:ChemMaster.png|64px]] CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as '''Grind''' will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as '''Mix''' only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting '''Juice'''.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Blends
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Universal Enzyme.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Universal_Enzyme}}Universal Enzyme
|Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fermentation_Barrel|wooden barrels]] to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor.
|-
![[File:Nutriment.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nutriment}}Nutriment
|Grind any solid food.
|-
![[File:Hotsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Sauce}}{{anchor|Capsaicin Oil}}Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Oil
|Grind chilis.
|-
![[File:Coldsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cold Sauce}}{{anchor|Frost Oil}}Cold Sauce/Frost Oil
|[[Guide_to_xenobiology#Blue_Slime|Blue Slimes]] or from grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Ice_Pepper|Ice Pepper]]. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. [[Changeling]] [[Changeling#Cryogenic_Sting|cryo sting]] injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and [[Guide_to_races#Jellypeople|slimepeople]]. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick.
|-
![[File:Ketchup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ketchup}}Ketchup
|Grind tomatoes.
|-
![[File:Flour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flour}}Flour
|Grind wheat or oat stalks.
|-
![[File:Rice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice}}Rice
|Grind rice stalks.
|-
![[File:Ricebowl.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice Bowl}}Rice Bowl
|Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
|-
![[File:dough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough}}Dough
|Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
|-
![[File:cakebatter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Batter}}Cake Batter
|Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]]. (you can also use [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] instead of egg yolk)
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Egg Yolk}}Egg Yolk
|Break an egg into a beaker.
|-
![[File:Secret_sauce_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Secret Sauce}}Secret Sauce
|Makes food taste amazing. Recipe is completely random and changes every 7 days. The recipe may be found in a certain space ruin on a '''paper'''. You could have to mix a random number of random ingredients in random amounts with a similarly random set of catalysts, raise or lower it past a random temperature, mix it specifically in a random container (it won't work in any other container if this is the case), heat an explosive beyond its exploding point, and more. Either way, the recipe will only make 1u.
|-
![[File:BBQ_sauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|BBQ Sauce}}BBQ Sauce
|3 parts {{Tooltip|[[#Saline-Glucose_Solution|Saline-Glucose Solution]]|{{RecursiveChem/Saline-Glucose_Solution}}}} (Sugar + Water + Salt) 
1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Ash|Ash]] 
1 part [[#Tomato_Juice|Tomato Juice]] 
1 part [[#Pepper|Pepper]]
|-
![[File:Soysauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Sauce}}Soy Sauce
|Mix 40 units [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 10 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Sulphuric Acid|Sulphuric Acid]].
|-
![[File:Salt.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salt}}Salt
|Mix [[Guide_to_chemistry#Sodium|Sodium]] + [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine|Chlorine]] + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
|-
![[File:Pepper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pepper}}Pepper
|Grind pepper-mills from the cafe.
|-
![[File:Peptides_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peptides}}Peptides
|Is created in your body if you eat food after eating [[Guide_to_chemistry#Trophazole|Trophazole]]. Heals brute and some burn every few seconds. Does not give as much nutriment as other foods.
|-
![[File:Moonshine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Cheesewheel.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wheel}}Cheese Wheel
|Mix 40 [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst). End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
|-
![[File:chocolatebar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Bar}}Chocolate Bar
|Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units [[#Milk|milk]]/[[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 2 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]].
|-
![[File:Tofu.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tofu}}Tofu
|Mix 10 [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:butter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butter}}Butter
|Mix 15 [[#Milk|milk]] in the grinder.
|-
![[File:Butter_on_a_stick.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butter_on_a_stick}}Butter on a stick
|Insert a metal rod [[File:Rods.png]] into butter.
|-
![[File:Mayonnaise.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Mayonnaise}}Mayonnaise
|Grind egg yolk.
|-
![[File:Sugar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar}}Sugar
|Grind white beet or sugar cane.
|-
![[File:Condi_astrotame.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Astrotame}}Astrotame
|Found in [[Vendor#Dinnerware|Dinnerware Vendor]]. Artificial sweetener. Makes food taste better while adding zero calories. If overdosed (17u) it makes you [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgusted]].
|-
![[File:Caramel_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Caramel}}Caramel
|Heat sugar to 413.15K. Will burn into carbon if heated to 483.15K.
|-
![[File:Sprinkles.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sprinkles}}Sprinkles
|Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
|-
![[File:Cherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Jelly}}Cherry Jelly
|Grind cherries.
|-
![[File:Bluecherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Jelly}}Blue Cherry Jelly
|Grind blue cherries.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gravy}}Gravy
|Mix 1 part nutriment, 1 part flour and 1 part milk.
|}

===[[File:Microwave.png|64px]] Microwave Oven===
The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Baconcooked.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacon}}Bacon
|Microwave a [[#Raw Bacon|raw bacon]].
|-
![[File:bread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Bread}}{{anchor|Bread}}Plain Bread
|Microwave a [[#Dough|dough]]. Used in all [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|bread recipes]].
|-
![[File:Bun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bun}}Bun
|Microwave a [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]]. Used in [[#Burgers|burgers]].
|-
![[File:Pastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pastry Base}}Pastry Base
|Microwave a [[#Raw Pastry Base|raw pastry base]]. Used in most [[#Pastries|pastry recipes]].
|-
![[File:spagettiboiled.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spaghetti}}Boiled Spaghetti
|Microwave [[#Spaghetti|spaghetti]]s. Used in [[#Pastas|spaghetti recipes]].
|-
![[File:pizzabread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Bread}}Pizza Bread
|Microwave a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]]. Used in [[#Pizzas|pizza recipes]].
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Pie}}Plain Pie
|Microwave a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]]. Used in [[#Pies|pie recipes]].
|-
![[File:regularcake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Cake}}Plain Cake
|Microwave a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]]. Used in [[#Cakes|cake recipes]].
|-
![[File:Spiderleg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spider Leg}}Boiled Spider Leg
|Microwave a spider leg.
|-
![[File:meatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cutlet}}Cutlet
|Microwave a [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]]. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:meatstake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Steak}}Meat Steak
|Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:Crab_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crab Meat}}Crab Meat
|Microwave [[#Raw Crab Meat|raw crab meat]]. Used in some in some recipes.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toasted Sandwich}}Toasted Sandwich
|Microwave a [[#Sandwich|sandwich]].
|-
![[File:popcorn.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Popcorn}}Popcorn
|Microwave a corn.
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Warm Donkpocket}}Warm Donk-pocket
|Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Egg}}Boiled Egg
|Microwave an egg.
|-
![[File:Boiledrice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Rice}}Boiled Rice
|Microwave a [[#Rice Bowl|Rice Bowl]]. Used in [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Rice_and_Pork|rice recipes]].
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Khinkali}}Khinkali
|Microwave a [[#Raw_Khinkali|Raw Khinkali]].
|-
![[File:onionrings.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Onion Rings}}Onion Rings
|Microwave an onion slice.
|}

==Crafting Recipes==
Most dish recipes are made using the '''crafting menu''', that is by '''placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button ([[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] a small T icon on your HUD)''' to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

===Burgers===
(Partly out of date as new burgers and sprites were added Dec 2019.)
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:burger.png|64px]]
!Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger. Has a 1% chance of turning into steamed hams.
|-
![[File:Baconburger.png|64px]]
!Bacon Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Bacon|cooked bacon]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:brainburger.png|64px]]
!Brain Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Brain
|8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin
|Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]].
|-
![[File:clownburger.png|64px]]
!Clown Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Clown Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana
|Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[Clown|nemesis]].
|-
![[File:Crab_burger.png|64px]]
!Crab Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 [[#Crab_Meat|crab meat]]
|?
|A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun.
|-
![[File:mimeburger.png|64px]]
!Mime Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Mime Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing
|Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[Mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
|-
![[File:tofubuger.png|64px]]
!Tofu Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Melts your face!
|-
![[File:spell.png|64px]]
!Spell Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Wizard Hat
|8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin
|You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
![[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
!Xenoburger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 xeno [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Ali-yum!
|-
![[File:Jellyburger.png|45px]]
!Jelly Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or 5 units [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin
|My insides are burning!
|-
![[File:ghostbur.PNG|64px]]
!Ghost Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin
|Terror-ifficly tasty.
|-
![[File:Appendixburger.png|64px]]
!Appendix Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Surgery#Appendectomy|Appendix]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Tastes like appendicitis
|-
![[File:Fivealarmburger.png|64px]]
!Five Alarm Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 ghost chili
|6 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 5 Pepper, 1 Vitamin
|HOT! HOT!
|-
![[File:Ratburger.png|64px]]
!Rat Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 dead mouse
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|What did you expect?
|-
![[File:bigbite.png|64px]]
!Big Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin
|Forget the Big Mac.
|-
![[File:superbite.png|64px]]
!Super Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 4 Tomatoes + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Salt|salt]] + 5 units [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper
|If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
|-
![[File:Baseball.png|64px]]
!Home Run Baseball Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Makeshift weapons#Baseball Bat|Baseball Bat]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
|-
![[File:Empowered_burger.gif|64px]]
!Empowered Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 Plasma sheets
|8 Nutriment, 5 Liquid Electricity
|It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.
|}

===Breads & Sandwiches===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatbread.png|64px]]
!Meatbread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:tofubread.png|64px]]
!Tofu-Bread
|1 [[Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:xbread.png|64px]]
!Xeno-Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
![[File:Spidermeatloaf.png|64px]]
!Spider Meatloaf
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Green but delicious.
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|64px]]
!Banana-nut Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Banana
|20 Banana, 20 Nutriment
|Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:Mimanabread.png|64px]]
!Mimana Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana
|20 Nutriment, 5 Mute Toxin, 5 Nothing, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Leaves diners speechless!
|-
![[File:creambread.png|64px]]
!Cream Cheese Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:baguette.png|64px]]
!Baguette
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin
|The mimes favorite.
|-
![[File:sandwich.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sandwich}}Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
![[File:Garlicbread.png|64px]]
!Garlic Bread
|1 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]
|5 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 2 [[#Garlic_Juice|Garlic Juice]]
|Alas, it is limited.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!Grilled Cheese Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
![[File:Jellytoast.png|64px]]
!Jelly Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
|-
![[File:butteredtoast.png|64px]]
!Buttered Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast.
|-
![[File:butterbiscuit.png|64px]]
!Butter Biscuit
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Well butter my biscuit!
|-
![[File:butterdog.png|64px]]
!Butterdog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Made from exotic butters.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]{{Anchor|Moldy_Bread}}
!Moldy Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fly_amanita|fly amanita]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Twobread.png|64px]]
!Two Bread
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 [[#Wine|wine]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Classy.
|-
![[File:Rorosandwich.png|64px]]
!Jelly Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
|-
![[File:Notasandwich.png|64px]]
!Not-a-Sandwich
|1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
|}

===Pizzas===
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Margheritapizza.png|64px]]
!Margherita Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Tomato
|30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:mushroompizza.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 5 any Mushrooms
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:meatpizza.png|64px]]
!Meat Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza.png|64px]]
!Donk Pocket Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Dankpizza.png|64px]]
!Dank Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:sassysagepizza.png|64px]]
!Sassysage Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 [[#Meatball|meatballs]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:vegepizza.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:arnoldpizza.png|64px]]
!Arnold Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings
|30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine
|Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily.
|}

===Pastas===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:pastatomato.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Pasta}}Tomato Pasta
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 Tomatoes
|6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin
|Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
|-
![[File:copypasta.gif|64px]]
!Copypasta
|2 [[#Tomato Pasta|tomato pasta]]s
|12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
|-
![[File:meatballspag.png|64px]]
!Spaghetti & Meatballs
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 [[#Meatball|meatballs]]
|8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
![[File:Spesslaw.png|64px]]
!Spesslaw
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 4 [[#Meatball|meatballs]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Lawyer's choice!
|-
![[File:Chowmein.png|64px]]
!Chowmein
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot
|7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables.
|-
![[File:Beefnoodle.png|64px]]
!Beef Noodle
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Cabbage
|5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs
|Nutritious, beefy, and noodly.
|-
![[File:butternoodles.png|64px]]
!Butter Noodles
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Noodles covered in savory butter.
|}

===Soups & Stews===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatsoup.png|64px]]
!Meatball Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 carrot + 1 potato
|7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
|-
![[File:nettlesoup.png|64px]]
!Nettle Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 nettle + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin
|Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:vegesoup.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 carrot + 1 corn + 1 eggplant + 1 potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Force feed the Botanists this.
|-
![[File:tomatosoup.png|64px]]
!Tomato Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin
|What, no crackers?
|-
![[File:Bloodsoup.png|64px]]
!Blood Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units blood + 2 bloodtomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin
|They ''may'' think you're the [[Cook|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
![[File:Eyeballsoup.png|64px]]
!Eyeball Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 tomatoes + 1 Eyeball
|5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs
|A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs?
|-
![[File:Slimesoup.png|64px]]
!Slime Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin
|Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
|-
![[File:Clownsoup.png|64px]]
!Clown's Tears
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 banana + 1 [[Bananium|bananium ore]]
|2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin
|Not very funny.
|-
![[File:Mysterysoup.png|64px]]
!Mystery Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 burned mess + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:
 Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
 Omnizine, Banana,
 Blood, Slime Jelly,
 Toxin, Oculine,
 Carbon
|This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
|-
![[File:Mushroomsoup.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Soup
|1 bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 chanterelle
|2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin
|The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
|-
![[File:Beetsoup.png|64px]]
!Beet Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 whitebeet + 1 cabbage
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin
|Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
|-
![[File:milo.png|64px]]
!Milo Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 [[#Soy Dope|soy dope]]s + 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s
|9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin
|Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
|-
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|64px]]
!Stewed Soy Meat
|2 [[#Soy Dope|soy dope]]s + 1 carrot + 1 tomato
|7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin
|Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
|-
![[File:stew.png|64px]]
!Stew
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 tomato + 1 potato + 1 carrot + 1 eggplant + 1 mushroom
|14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin
|The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
|-
![[File:coldstew.png|64px]]
!Cold Chili Stew
|1 bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 ice pepper + 1 tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
|Ice, ice, baby!
|-
![[File:hotstew.png|64px]]
!Hot Chili Stew
|1 bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 chili cepper + 1 tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
| Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|-
![[File:Oatmeal.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal
|1 bowl + 10 units milk + 1 oat stalk
|7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin
|A nice bowl of oatmeal.
|-
![[File:Sweetpotatosoup.png|64px]]
!Sweet Potato Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 5 units sugar + 2 sweet potatoes
|4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Delicious sweet potato in soup form.
|-
![[File:Redbeetsoup.png|64px]]
!Red Beet Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 red beet + 1 cabbage
|4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Quite a delicacy.
|-
![[File:French_onion_soup.png|64px]]
!French Onion Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 [[#Onion|onion]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Good enough to make a grown mime cry.
|-
![[File:Wishsoup.png|64px]]
!Wish Soup
|1 bowl + 20 units [[#Water|water]]
|20 water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin)
|Makes you wish the chef could cook.
|-
![[File:Bisque.png|64px]]
!Bisque
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 [[#Crab_Meat|crab meat]] + 1 [[#Boiled_Rice|boiled rice]]
|?
|A classic entree from Space-France.
|-
![[File:Bungo_curry.png|64px]]
!Bungo Curry
|1 bowl + 5 units water + 5 units cream + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|bungo fruit]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Chili|chili]]
|?
|A spicy vegetable curry made with the humble bungo fruit, Exotic!
|-
![[File:Electron_soup.gif|64px]]
!Electron Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 5 units table salt + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Jupiter_Cups|jupiter cup]]
|?
|A gastronomic curiosity of ethereal origin. It is famed for the minature weather system formed over a properly prepared soup.
|}

===Seafood===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Carpfillet.png|64px]]
! Imitation Carp Fillet
|Inject 5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]] into 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin
|Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:carpsandwich.png|64px]]
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp fillet
|3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin
|Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:cubancarp.png|64px]]
!Cuban Carp
|1 Carp Fillet + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 Chili Pepper
|6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin
|Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
![[File:fishandchips.png|64px]]
!Fish & Chips
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 Carp fillet
|6 Nutriment
|The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Ffish.png|64px]]
!Fish Fingers
|5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp fillet
|4 Nutriment
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Sashimi.png|64px]]
!Carp Sashimi
|1 spider egg + 1 Carp fillet + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|}

===Meat===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Sausage.png|64px]]
!Sausage{{anchor|Sausage}}{{anchor|Salami}}
|1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Slicable into salami. Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|-
![[File:Spidereggsham.png|64px]]
!Green Eggs and Ham
|2 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 spider egg + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin
|You swear it's still moving.
|-
![[File:Cornedbeef.png|64px]]
!Corned beef and cabbage
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Meat steak]] + 2 Cabbages + 5 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
|-
![[File:Bearsteak.gif|64px]]
!Filet Migrawr
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Bear steak]] + 5 units [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] (requires lighter)
|2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf
|
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw_Khinkali}}Raw Khinkali
|1 [[#Dough Slice|Dough slice]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 1 [[#Garlic_Juice|Garlic Juice]]
|Microwave to finish preparing.
|}

===Salads===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Herbsalad.png|64px]]
!Herb Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple
|8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
![[File:Aesirsalad.png|64px]]
!Aesir Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 8 [[Omnizine]], 6 Vitamin
|Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
![[File:Validsalad.png|64px]]
!Valid Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]]
|8 Nutriment, 5 [[#Doctor's Delight|Doctor's Delight]] 2 Vitamin
|Heals everyone! Not really
|-
![[File:Melonfruitbowl.png|64px]]
!Melon Fruit Bowl
|1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|The only salad where you can eat the bowl
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice
|2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Your standard fruit salad.
|-
![[File:Junglesalad.png|64px]]
!Jungle Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice
|7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin
|Exotic fruits in a bowl.
|-
![[File:Citrusdelight.png|64px]]
!Citrus Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon
|7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Citrus overload!
|-
|[[File:monkeydel.png|64px]]
!Monkey's Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 [[Monkey Cube]] + 1 Banana + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin
|EE EEE!
|}

===Pies===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Notes
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!Banana Cream Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Banana
|4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:berryclafoutis.png|64px]]
!Berry Clafoutis
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin
|It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Meatpies
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Made of people, or not?
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Tofu Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Made of plants, or not?
|-
![[File:xpie.png|64px]]
!Xeno Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
![[File:applepie.png|64px]]
!Apple Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Apple
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|The traditional dessert.
|-
![[File:Cherrypie.png|64px]]
!Cherry Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Cherry
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|"To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
|-
![[File:Amapie.png|64px]]
!Amanita Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Amanita
|5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin
|Only slightly toxic, really!
|-
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
|-
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|64px]]
!Plump Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin
|Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]!
|-
![[File:Gtart.png|64px]]
!Golden Apple Streusel Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin
|A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
|-
![[File:Blumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Blumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Blumpkin
|3 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Full of delicious chlorine and ammonia.
|-
![[File:Dulcedebatata.png|64px]]
!Dulce de Batata
|5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato
|4 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Delicious sliceable jelly.
|-
![[File:Frostypie.png|64px]]
!Frostypie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Blue cherry
|4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin.
|Tastes like blue and cold.
|-
![[File:Baklava.png|64px]]
!Baklava Pie
|4 Oat stalks + 4 [[#Tortilla|tortillas]] + 2 [[#Butter|butter]]
|?
|A delightful healthy snack made of nut layers with thin bread.
|-
![[File:Bearypie.png|64px]]
!Beary Pie
|1 [[#Meat Steak|bear steak]] + 1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|No brown bears, this is a good sign.
|-
![[File:Grapetart.png|64px]]
!Grape Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes
|4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make.
|-
![[File:Mimetart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mime Tart}}Mime Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 5 units [[#Nothing|Nothing]]
|?
|... . Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Berrytart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry Tart}}Berry Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 berries
|?
|A tasty dessert of many different small barries on a thin pie crust. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Chocolatelavatart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Lava Tart}}Chocolate Lava Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bars]] + 1 [[Guide_to_xenobiology#Grinding|Slime Extract]]
|?
|A tasty dessert made of chocaloate, with a liquid core. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|}

===Cakes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:carrotcake.png|64px]]
!Carrot Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Carrots
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]], 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
|-
![[File:cheesecake.png|64px]]
!Cheese Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
|-
![[File:birthday.png|64px]]{{Anchor|Birthday Cake}}
!Birthday Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 Sugar + 2 Caramel + 1 candle
|20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members. If you microwave the cake it becomes a cakehat [[File:Cakehat.PNG]]{{Anchor|Cakehat}}.
|-
![[File:Energy_cake.gif|64px]]{{Anchor|Energy Cake}}
!Energy Cake
|1 [[#Birthday Cake|Birthday Cake]] + 1 [[Traitor_Items#Energy_Sword|Energy Sword]] [[File:ESword.png]]
|10 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Liquid_Electricity|Liquid Electricity]]
|Sliceable. Just enough calories for a whole nuclear operative squad. If you microwave the cake it becomes an energy cake(hat) [[File:Energy_cake_hat.gif]]{{Anchor|Energy Cakehat}}.
|-
![[File:applecake.png|64px]]
!Apple Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Apples
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Braincake.png|64px]]
!Brain Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 Brain
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]], 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
![[File:Orangecake.png|64px]]
!Orange Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Oranges
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Limecake.png|64px]]
!Lime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Limes
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Lemoncake.png|64px]]
!Lemon Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Lemons
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Choccake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bars]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinspicecake.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Spice Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Pumpkin
|32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Slimecake.png|64px]]
!Slime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 [[Slime Extract]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Blackberry_and_strawberry_vanilla_cake.png|64px]]
!Blackberry and Strawberry Vanilla Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 berries
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Blackberry_and_strawberry_chocolate_cake.png|64px]]
!Blackberry and Strawberry Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 berries + 2 [[#Chocolate_Bar|Chocolate Bars]]
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Holy_cake.png|64px]]
!Angel Food Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 15u holy water
|?
|Sliceable. Contains holy water.
|-
![[File:Pound_cake.png|64px]]
!Pound Cake
|4 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]
|?
|Sliceable. Counts as junk food.
|-
![[File:Hardware_cake.png|64px]]
!Hardware Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 circuit boards + 5u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|Sulphuric Acid]]
|?
|Sliceable. Contains 15u sulphuric acid and 15u oil.
|-
![[File:Clowncake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Clown Cake}}Clown Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Sweets|sundae]] + 5 bananas
|?
|Sliceable. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Vanillacake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Cake}}Vanilla Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Vanilla|vanilla pods]]
|?
|Sliceable. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Spacemans_Cake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spacemans Cake}}Spaceman's Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Spaceman.27s_Trumpet_Plant|Spaceman's Trumpet]] + 5 units cream + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Cak.png|64px]]
!Cak
|1 Birthday Cake + 1 Brain + 1 Heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units Blood + 5 units Sprinkles + 1 unit [[Guide_to_chemistry#Teslium|Teslium]].
|N/A
|A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on disarm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted. Not sliceable.
|}

===Side Dishes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:cheesefries.png|64px]]
!Cheese Fries
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
|-
![[File:cheesepmelet.png|64px]]
!Cheese Omelette
|2 eggs + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|8 Nutriment
|Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
|-
![[File:friedegg.png|64px]]
!Fried Egg
|1 egg + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper
|The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
![[File:bakedpotato.png|64px]]
!Loaded Baked Potato
|1 Potato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|No bacon bits?
|-
![[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|64px]]
!Eggplant Parmigiana
|2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Eggplant
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Clogs your arteries, healthily!
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|64px]]
!Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketspicy_0.png|64px]]
!Spicy Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Chili
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], spicy!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketteriyaki_0.png|64px]]
!Teriyaki Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 3 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], savory!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza_0.png|64px]]
!Pizza Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Tomato
||4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], mama mia!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketbanana_0.png|64px]]
!Banana Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] +1 Banana +3 units Sugar
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], honk!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketberry_0.png|64px]]
!Berry Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Berry]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up ontains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], sweet!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketgondola_0.png|64px]]
!Gondola Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 5 units Tranquility
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]! Also transforms you into a gondola.
|-
![[File:Hotdog.png|64px]]
!Hot Dog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Sausage|Sausage]] + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin
|Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
|-
![[File:pigblanket.png|64px]]
!Pig in a Blanket
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll.
|-
![[File:Crab_rangoon.png|64px]]
!Crab Rangoon
|1 [[#Dough Slice|Dough slice]] + 1 [[#Raw_Crab_Meat|raw crab meat]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 5 units cream
|?
|Has many names, like crab puffs, cheese wontons, crab dumplings? Whatever you call them, they're a fabulous blast of cream cheesy crab.
|-
![[File:Benedict.png|64px]]
!Eggs Benedict
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|There is only one egg on this, how rude.
|-
![[File:Beans.png|64px]]
!Tin of Beans
|2 Soy Beans + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]]
|10 Nutriment
|Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
|}

===Pastries===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Donut_plain.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Donut}}Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Jelly Donut}}Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin,
|Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Slime Jelly Donut}}Slime Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Slime_Jelly|slime jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_meat.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Meat Donut}}Meat Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 meat slab
|3 Nutriment, 2 ketchup
|Tastes as gross as it looks.
|-
![[File:Donut_chaos.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chaos Donut}}Chaos Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Hot Sauce|Hot Sauce]] + 5 units [[#Cold Sauce|Cold Sauce]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar
'''Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): ''' 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
|-
![[File:Donut_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Donut}}Berry Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Donut}}Spaceman's Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Donut}}Apple Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Donut}}Caramel Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Donut}}Chocolate Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Donut}}Blumpkin Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Donut}}Bungo Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]] + 5 units [[#Cold Sauce|Cold Sauce]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Donut}}Matcha Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Jelly Donut}}Berry Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Jelly Donut}}Spaceman's Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Jelly Donut}}Apple Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Jelly Donut}}Caramel Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Jelly Donut}}Chocolate Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Jelly Donut}}Blumpkin Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Jelly Donut}}Bungo Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Jelly Donut}}Matcha Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Slime Donut}}Berry Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Slime Donut}}Spaceman's Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Slime Donut}}Apple Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Slime Donut}}Caramel Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Slime Donut}}Chocolate Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Slime Donut}}Blumpkin Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Slime Donut}}Bungo Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Slime Donut}}Matcha Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylent Green
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 2 Human Meats
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylen Viridians
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Soy Bean
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
|-
![[File:waffles.png|64px]]
!Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with syrup traps.
|-
![[File:roffle.png|64px]]
!Roffle Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen
|8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
![[File:fortunecookie.png|64px]]
!Fortune Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy
|3 Nutriment
|Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
![[File:Sugarcookie.png|64px]]
!Sugar Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Just like your little sister used to make.
|-
![[File:muffin.png|64px]]
!Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|6 Nutriment
|Muffin!
|-
![[File:Berrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Berry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment
|A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
|-
![[File:Booberrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Booberry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|6 Nutriment
|My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
|-
![[File:cracker.png|64px]]
!Cracker
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|1 Nutriment
|Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
|-
![[File:pretzel.png|64px]]
!Poppy Pretzel
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Poppy Seed
|5 Nutriment
|Heals brute damage with opium!
|-
![[File:Biscuit.png|64px]]
!Plump Biscuits
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
|-
![[File:Oatmealcookie.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|The best of both cookie and oat.
|-
![[File:Raisincookie.png|64px]]
!Raisin Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk + 1 [[#4no Raisins|4no Raisins]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Why would you put raisins on a cookie?
|-
![[File:Cherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cherry
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
|-
![[File:Bluecherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Blue Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Blue cherry
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
|-
![[File:Dankpocket.png|64px]]
!Dank-pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cannabis
|3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Lipolicide|Lipolicide]], 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space Drugs|Space Drugs]], 4 Nutriment
|
|-
![[File:Khachapuri.png|64px]]
!Khachapuri
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 5 units egg yolk
|12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Chococornet.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cornet
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 1 unit Salt + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bar]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Honeybun.png|64px]]
!Honey Bun
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 5 units Honey
|5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
|
|-
![[File:pancake.png|64px]]
!Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]]
|4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Can be stacked.
|-
![[File:bbpancake.png|64px]]
!Blueberry Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]], 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:ccpancake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Chip Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]], 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bar]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|-
![[File:Cannoli.png|64px]]
!Cannoli
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 1 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 3 units [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|
|}

===Sweets===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chocegg.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Egg
|1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco
|NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
|-
![[File:Chococoin.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Coin
|1 Coin + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Coco
|
|-
![[File:Chocodice.png|64px]]
!Fudge Dice
|1 Die + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Coco
|You get a fudge die after eating it.
|-
![[File:Chocoorange.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Orange
|1 Orange + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Coco
|
|-
![[File:candiedapple.png|64px]]
!Candied Apple
|5 units [[#Caramel|Caramel]] + 1 Apple
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!
|-
![[File:Honeybar.png|64px]]
!Honey Nut Bar
|1 Oat + 5 units Honey
|5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
|
|-
![[File:Spiderlollipop.png|64px]]
!Spider Lollipop
|1 Rod + 5 Sugar + 5 Water + 1 Spiderling
|1 Nutriment, 1 Toxin, 10 Iron, 5 Sugar, 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|
|}

===Frozen===
Paper cups can be dispensed from from water coolers, found in some places.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Icecreamsandwich.png|64px]]
!Icecream Sandwich
|1 [[#Vanilla Ice Cream|ice cream]] + 5 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Ice
|Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.
|-
![[File:spacefreezy.png|64px]]
!Space Freezy
|5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 5 Blue Cherry Jelly, 4 Vitamin
|The best icecream in space!
|-
![[File:sundae.png|64px]]
!Sundae
|5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|A classic desert.
|-
![[File:honkdae.png|64px]]
!Honkdae
|5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 10 Banana, 4 Vitamin
|The clown's favorite desert.
|-
![[File:Flavorless_sc.png|64px]]
!Flavorless Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice
|1u water
|
|-
![[File:Pineapple_sc.png|64px]]
!Pineapple Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Lime_sc.png|64px]]
!Lime Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Lime_Juice|lime juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Lemon_sc.png|64px]]
!Lemon Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Blue_sc.png|64px]]
!Apple Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Grape_sc.png|64px]]
!Grape Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Grape_Juice|grape juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Orange_sc.png|64px]]
!Orange Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Orange_Juice|orange juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Red_sc.png|64px]]
!Bluecherry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Blue_Cherry_Jelly|blue cherry jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Blue_sc.png|64px]]
!Cherry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Cherry_Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Berry_sc.png|64px]]
!Berry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad_sc.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Orange_Juice|orange juice]] + 5u [[#Lime_Juice|lime juice]] + 5u [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Mime_sc.png|64px]]
!Mime Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Nothing|nothing]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Clown_sc.png|64px]]
!Clown Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u Laughter
|?
|
|-
![[File:Soda_sc.png|64px]]
!Space Cola Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u cola
|?
|
|-
![[File:Pwrgamer_sc.png|64px]]
!Pwr Game Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 15u [[#Pwr_Game|Pwr Game]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Honey_sc.png|64px]]
!Honey Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u honey
|?
|
|-
![[File:Rainbow_sc.png|64px]]
!Rainbow Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u {{Tooltip|[[#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]]|{{RecursiveChem/Colorful Reagent}}}}
|?
|
|}

===Exotic===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chaw.png|64px]]
!Chawanmushi
|5 units Water + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 1 Chanterelle
|5 Nutriment
|Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
|-
![[File:wingchu.png|64px]]
!Wing Fang Chu
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|At least it wasn't the [[Ian|dog]].
|-
![[File:enchi.png|64px]]
!Enchiladas
|2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 2 chilis + 2 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]]s
|8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin
|Spicy.
|-
![[File:classictaco.png|64px]]
!Classic Taco
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Cabbage
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce
|-
![[File:plaintaco.png|64px]]
!Plain Taco
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food.
|-
![[File:Wrap.png|64px]]
!Egg Wrap
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 Cabbage + 10 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|5 Nutriment
|The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
|-
![[File:Burrito.png|64px]]
!Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Delicious!
|-
![[File:CheesyBurrito.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|It's a burrito filled with cheese.
|-
![[File:CarneBurrito.png|64px]]
!Carne Asada Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Soybeans
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|The best burrito for meat lovers.
|-
![[File:PlasmaBurrito.png|64px]]
!Fuego Plasma Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 3 Vitamin
|A super spicy burrito.
|-
![[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
!Kebab
|1 [[Metal Rod]] + 2 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]s (meat must be same type!), 2 human meat steaks, 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s, or 1 lizard tail
|8 Nutriment
|You get the metal rod back after eating.
|-
![[File:Nachos.png|64px]]
!Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 unit Salt
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|Chips from Space Mexico
|-
![[File:CheesyNachos.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 unit Salt
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese.
|-
![[File:Cuban Nachos.png|64px]]
!Cuban Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]] + 2 Chili pepper
|7 Nutriment, 8 Capsaicin, 4 Vitamin
|That's some dangerously spicy nachos.
|-
![[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|64px]]
!Amanita Jelly
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Amanitas
|6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
![[File:duff.gif|64px]]
!Spacy Liberty Duff
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Liberty Caps
|6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|-
![[File:Melonkeg.gif|64px]]
!Melon Keg
|1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|9 Nutriment, 15 Vodka, 4 Vitamin
|Who knew vodka was a fruit?
|-
![[File:stuffedlegion.gif|64px]]
!Stuffed Legion
|1 Goliath meat steak + 1 Legion Core + 2 units Ketchup + 2 units Capsaicin
|5 Nutriment, 2 Capsaicin, 2 Vitamin
|Putting skulls to use as food bowls has never seemed better.
|-
![[File:powercrepe.png|64px]]
!Powercrepe
|1 [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] + 1 [[#Milk|Milk]] + 5 Cherry Jelly + 1 Super Power Cell + 1 Captain's Sabre
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Cherry Jelly
|With great power, comes great crepes.
|-
![[File:branrequests.png|64px]]
!Bran Requests Cereal
|1 Wheat + 1 [[#4no Raisins|4no Raisins]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 10 Salt
|A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran.
|-
![[File:Riceandpork.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice and Pork}}Rice and Pork
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 2 Cutlet
|18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine
| It's rice and ..."pork".
|-
![[File:BBQ_ribs.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|BBQ Ribs}}BBQ Ribs
|2 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 2 rods + 5u [[#BBQ Sauce|BBQ sauce]]
|?
| Sweet, Smokey, Savory, and gets everywhere. Perfect for Grilling.
|-
![[File:Eggbowl.png|64px]]
!Egg Bowl
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|Boiled egg]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn
|4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|A bowl of rice with a fried egg.
|-
![[File:Ricepudding.png|64px]]
!Rice Pudding
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar
|9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
|
|-
![[File:Meatbun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Bun}}Meat Bun
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Cabbage
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Has the potential to not be Dog.
|-
![[File:Ratkebab.png|64px]]
!Rat kebab
|1 Dead Mouse, 1 Metal Rod
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
|-
![[File:Doubleratkebab.png|64px]]
!Double Rat Kebab
|2 Dead Mice, 1 Metal Rod
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Twice the rat, twice the flavor.
|-
![[File:Butterbear.png|64px]]
!Butterbear{{Anchor|Butterbear}}{{Anchor|Terrygold}}
|15 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 brain (with soul) + 1 heart + 5 meat slabs + 50 units blood + 1 unit [[Guide_to_chemistry#Teslium|Teslium]].
|N/A
|A butter/bear hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. The crew can eat the bear by smacking it, but it has a large regeneration factor to counteract this. When the bear slaps people it has a significant chance to slip its unfortunate victim. The bear will be named Terrygold.
|-
![[File:Royal_cheese.png|64px]]
!Royal Cheese{{Anchor|Royal Cheese}}
|1 [[#Cheese_Wheel|cheese wheel]] + 1 gold crown + 5 units {{Tooltip|[[#Strange Reagent|Strange Reagent]]|{{RecursiveChem/Strange Reagent}}}} + 5 units {{Tooltip|[[#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]]|{{RecursiveChem/Unstable Mutagen}}}}.
|20 Gold, 15 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Unstable Mutagen
|Feed a rat with it to turn it into a rat king.
|-
|}

===Custom Recipes===
Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Custom food
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|How to acquire
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Bread}}Custom Bread
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]]. Sliceable for custom [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Cake
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pizza}}Custom Pizza
|Use ingredients on a [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pie}}Custom Pie
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Spaghetti}}Custom Spaghetti
|Use ingredients on a plate of [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom salad}}Custom Salad
|Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Soup
|Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom kebab}}Custom Kebab
|Use ingredients on a metal rod.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom sandwich}}Custom Sandwich
|Use ingredients on any [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]. Use another [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] (any type) to finish the sandwich.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom burger}}Custom Burger
|Use ingredients on a [[#Bun|bun]].
|}

===Recipe Books===
Some recipes will only be visible in your crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] after reading a special book first. So far there is only one such book:

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Book
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Unlocks
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Where to get
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Cooking_Desserts_101.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cooking_Desserts_101}}Cooking Desserts 101
|[[#Mime_Tart|Mime tart]], [[#Berry_Tart|berry tart]], [[#Chocolate_Lava_Tart|chocolate lava tart]], [[#Clown_Cake|clown cake]] and [[#Vanilla_Cake|vanilla cake]].
|Dinner-o-Mat
|
|}

==[[File:Icecream_Vat.png|64px]] Icecream Vat==
''Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!''[[File:Icecream_vat_window.png|thumb|400px|left|This is the window that opens when you click an Icecream Vat. ]]

For those hot days on the station there's an Icecream Vat, which can be used to make icecream. You do this by first clicking the Icecream Vat to open a window. To create an icecream, you must first dispense a cone. Then you click "select" next to the icecream type you want to put into the cone. Then you click the vat while holding the cone in hand. 

The vat starts with some icecream and several cones stored. To make more of them you must click the "make" buttons while having the correct ingredients stored in the vat. Making more icecream or cones will just store them in the vat, until you make an icecream with it as described above. 

The "Refill from beaker" button can be used to refill the vat with the standard ingredients (flour, sugar, milk, vanilla etc). Do it by loading a beaker (containing for example ice) into the vat, and then clicking "refill from beaker". The ice will be transferred to the vat, and can then be used if you click certain "make" buttons. Eject a beaker with alt-click. 

The recipes below describe which ingredients the vat must be filled with to be able to "make" the listed items.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Waffle_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Waffle Cone}}Waffle Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Cone}}Chocolate Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 1 coco powder
|Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Vanilla_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Ice Cream}}Vanilla Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit vanilla
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Strawberry_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Strawberry Ice Cream}}Strawberry Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Ice Cream}}Chocolate Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] 1 unit coco powder
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Blue_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Ice Cream}}Blue Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit [[#Singulo|Singulo]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Vanilla_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Custom Ice Cream}}Custom Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit optional flavoring (any reagent)
|This will let you create custom ice cream flavoured by any reagent. Do it by putting a beaker with any reagents into the Icecream Vat. Then click "Make" and "Select" next to "custom ice cream". Then dispense and use a cone on the Icecream Vat to create your custom icecream. Remove the beaker by alt-clicking the vat.
|}

==[[File:Grill_on.gif]]Grill==
Orderable from [[Supply_crates#Grilling_Starter_Kit|cargo]]. Grilling food adds grill marks, nutrition and char which makes it taste better. Can be powered with coal, wood or [[#Monkey_Energy|Monkey Energy]] [[File:Monkey_energy.png|16px]]. (Detailed instructions to be added)

==Vending Machine Food==
===[[File:Vendsnack.gif|64px]] Junk Food===
If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest [[Getmore Chocolate Corp|Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine]] for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Description
|-
![[File:Candy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Candy}}Candy
|Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Cup_Ramen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cup Ramen}}Cup Ramen
|Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
|-
![[File:Chips.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chips}}Chips
|Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Beef_Jerky.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky}}Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky
|Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:4no_Raisins.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|4no Raisins}}4no Raisins
|Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
|-
![[File:Space Twinkie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space_Twinkie}}Space Twinkie
|A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
|-
![[File:Cheesie_Honkers.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheesie Honkers}}Cheesie Honkers
|Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,
|-
|}

===[[File:Vendcola.gif|64px]] Junk Drinks===
If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest [[Robust Softdrinks|Robust Softdrinks -vending machine]].

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Space_Cola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|30u cola. In space. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Space_Mountain_Wind.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens [[Status_Effects#Sleep|sleep]], reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Dr_Gibb.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Star-kist.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Star-kist}}Star-kist
|Made up of 15u Cola and 15u [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
|-
![[File:Space-Up.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Purple_can.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pwr Game}}Pwr Game
|The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Lemon-Lime.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}{{anchor|Lemon Lime}}{{anchor|Orange Soda}}Lemon-Lime
|You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]].
|-
![[File:Canned_air.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Canned Air}}Canned air
|24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
|-
![[File:Energy_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grey Bull}}Grey Bull
|Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks.
|-
![[File:Monkey_energy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Monkey Energy}}Monkey Energy
|Unleash the ape! Works as fuel for the [[#Grill|grill]] and increases your speed if you're a monkey. Contains 50u.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!Sol Dry
|30u Sol Dry. In space. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]].
|}

===[[File:Vendcoffee.gif|64px]] Hot Drinks===
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a [[Hot Drinks Machine|Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine]]. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering [[space]] is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Robust_Coffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Robust Coffee}}Robust Coffee
|Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duke Purple Tea}}Duke Purple Tea
|An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dutch Hot Coco}}Dutch Hot Coco
|Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco heats you up if cold and has 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts [[#Milk|milk]] and 1 part cocoa heated to 320K.
|}

==Other food==
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Item
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Description

|-
![[File:Cookie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cookie}}Cookie
|A [[Cyborg#Peacekeeper|Peacekeeper cyborg]] can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.
|-
![[File:Lollipop.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lollipop}}Lollipop
|[[Cyborg#Medical|Medical cyborgs]] can dispense lollipops. Full of [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment.
|-
![[File:Gumball.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gumball}}Gumball
|[[Cyborg#Medical|Medical cyborgs]] can also dispense gumballs! These contain not only sugar, but also [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|healing chemicals]].
|-

|}

==Hunger==
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

[[File:hungerlevels.gif]]
The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat.
Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

===Starvation===
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the [[Kitchen]] for a burger or slice of meatbread!

===Obesity===
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the [[solars]]. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but [[Surgery#Lipoplasty|surgery]] or using [[Guide_to_chemistry#lipocide|lipocide]] is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mint_Toxin|mint toxin]] (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

===Satiety===
Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|good]] and [[Guide_to_chemistry#Toxins|bad]] reagents slower, for a higher total effect.
On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.

===Breakfast===
Some food and drink types will give a positive moodlet for 10 minutes if consumed within 15 minutes of the start of the shift. These are:
*most egg based foods
*coffee
*bacon
*oatmeal
*orange juice
*milk
*pancakes
*waffles
*donuts
*toasts
*biscuits
*cereal

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=Drinks=
Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in [[Surgery|surgery]] when applied externally. 
 
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===Basic Drink Ingredients===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Absinthe.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Absinthe}}Absinthe
|80
|1 part Absinthe
|A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumoured to cause hallucinations but does not.
||Has a chance to cause hallucinations. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Ale.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ale}}Ale
|65
|1 part ale
|A warm pint of delicious ale.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe Juice}}Aloe Juice
|N/A
|1 part aloe juice
|A healthy and refreshing juice.
|30% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice aloe or grind aloe cream.
|-
![[File:amaretto_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amaretto}}Amaretto
|25
|1 part Amaretto
|A gentle and syrup-like drink, tastes of almonds and apricots.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles Luini Amaretto
|-
![[File:Applejack_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Applejack}}Applejack
|20
|1 part applejack
|The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
|-
![[File:Apple_juice.png]]
!{{anchor|Apple Juice}}Apple Juice
|N/A
|1 part apple juice
|The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice an [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Apple|apple]].
|-
![[File:Banana_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Juice}}Banana Juice
|N/A
|1 part banana juice
|The raw essence of a banana. HONK
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage '''To acquire:''' Juice bananas.
|-
![[File:Beer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beer}}Beer
|25
|1 part beer
|A freezing pint of beer.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units [[#Universal_Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:Berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry Juice}}Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?
|'''To acquire:''' Juice berries.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bungo Juice}}Bungo Juice
|N/A
|1 part bungo juice
|Exotic! You feel like you are on vacation already.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage '''To acquire:''' Juice [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|bungo fruit]]
|-
![[File:Carrot_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Juice}}Carrot juice
|N/A
|1 part carrot juice
|It is just like a carrot but without crunching.
|Heals eye damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice carrots.
|-
![[File:Champagne_glass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Champagne}}Champagne
|40
|1 part champagne
|A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.
|'''To acquire:''' Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
|-
![[File:Banana juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Clown's Tears}}Clown's Tears
|N/A
|1 part clown's tears
|Not very funny.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind some clown's tear soup.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee}}Coffee
|N/A
|1 part coffee
|Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Cognac_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cognac}}Cognac
|75
|1 part cognac
|Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Coconut}}Creme de Coconut
|20
|1 part creme de coconut
|A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Lime juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Menthe}}Creme de Menthe
|20
|1 part creme de menthe
|A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Chocolate glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Cacao}}Creme de Cacao
|20
|1 part creme de cacao
|A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|N/A
|1 part Dr. Gibb
|Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.
|Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:fernet_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fernet}}Fernet
|80
|1 part Fernet
|Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure.
|Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. '''To acquire:''' In [[Hacking#Vending_Machines|hacked]] Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Garlic Juice}}Garlic Juice
|N/A
|1 part garlic juice
|Crushed (not juiced)[[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]. [[Cook|Chefs]] love it.
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a [[Cook|cook]]. Prevents [[Vampire|vampires]] from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u). '''To acquire:''' Grind [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]].
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin}}Gin
|45
|1 part gin
|It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
|-
![[File:grenadine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grenadine}}Grenadine
|N/A
|1 part grenadine
|Delicious flavored syrup.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat.
|-
![[File:Ice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Glass of Ice}}{{anchor|Ice}}Glass of Ice
|N/A
|1 part ice
|Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...
|Cools down. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Hard_cider_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hard Cider}}Hard Cider
|25
|1 part hard cider
|Apple juice, for adults.
|Cools down. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Holy Water}}Holy Water
|N/A
|1 part holy water
|A glass of holy water.
|Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals [[Cult|cultism]]. '''To acquire:''' Have the [[Chaplain]] hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the [[Chapel]].
|-
![[File:Kahlua_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kahlua}}{{anchor|Kahlúa}}Kahlúa
|45
|1 part Kahlúa
|DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 [[#Coffee|coffee]] + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon Juice}}Lemon Juice
|N/A
|1 part lemon juice
|Sour...
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}Lemon-Lime
|N/A
|1 part Lemon-Lime
|You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lime Juice}}Lime Juice
|N/A
|1 part lime juice
|A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.
|20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. '''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Menthol}}Menthol
|N/A
|1 part menthol
|Tastes naturally minty and imparts a very mild numbing sensation.
|Prevents coughing. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Milk}}Milk
|N/A
|1 part milk
|White and nutritious goodness!
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]]. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from [[File:Milk.png]] Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in the kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream}}{{anchor|Cream}}Cream
|N/A
|1 part cream
|Ewwww...
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nothing}}Nothing
|N/A
|1 part nothing
|Absolutely nothing.
|Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them. '''To acquire:''' [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Mimana|Mimanas]].
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Orange Juice}}Orange Juice
|N/A
|1 part orange juice
|Vitamins! Yay!
|30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
|-
![[File:Parsnip_juice_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Parsnip Juice}}Parsnip Juice
|N/A
|1 part parsnip juice
|Why...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice a [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Parsnip|parsnip]].
|-
![[File:Peach_juice_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peach Juice}}Peach Juice
|N/A
|1 part peach juice
|Just peachy.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in [[Maintenance|maintenance]].
|-
![[File:Pineapplejuice.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pineapple_Juice}}Pineapple Juice
|N/A
|1 part pineapple juice
|Tart, tropical, and hotly debated.
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice pineapples.
|-
![[File:Poison_berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Poison Berry Juice}}Poison Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part poison berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?
|Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Juice poison berries.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Juice}}Potato Juice
|N/A
|1 part potato juice
|Bleh...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice potatoes.
|-
![[File:Rum_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum}}Rum
|60
|1 part rum
|Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:sakecup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sake}}Sake
|70
|1 part sake
|A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soda Water}}Soda Water
|N/A
|1 part soda water
|Why not make a scotch and soda?
|Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sol Dry}}Sol Dry
|N/A
|1 part Sol Dry
|A soothing, mellow drink made from ginger.
|Reduces [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]]. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Sol Dry in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. 30 units in each can.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Milk}}Soy Milk
|N/A
|1 part soy milk
|White and nutritious soy goodness!
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator or from [[File:Soymilk.gif]] Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in the kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Space_cola_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|N/A
|1 part Space Cola
|A glass of refreshing Space Cola.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|N/A
|1 part Space Mountain Wind
|Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.
|Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_up_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|N/A
|1 part Space-Up
|Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Synthanol
|N/A
|1 part Space Lube, 1 part Plasma, 1 part Welding Fuel
|A runny liquid with conductive capacities. Its effects on synthetics are similar to those of alcohol on organics.
|Non-synthetic will rapidly purge synthanol-based drinks from their systems.
|-
![[File:Teaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tea}}Tea
|N/A
|1 part tea
|Drinking it from here would not seem right.
|Similar to coffee but also removes jitteriness and a small number of toxins. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teqilla_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila}}Tequila
|70
|1 part tequila
|Now all that's missing is the weird coloured shades!
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Juice}}Tomato Juice
|N/A
|1 part tomato juice
|Are you sure this is tomato juice?
|20% chance to heal 1 burn damage. Blood shows the same way. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tonic Water}}Tonic Water
|N/A
|1 part tonic water
|Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Orange juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Sec}}Triple Sec
|30
|1 part triple sec
|A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.
|'''To acquire:''' In a booze dispenser.
|-
![[File:Vermouth_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vermouth}}Vermouth
|45
|1 part vermouth
|You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka}}Vodka
|65
|1 part vodka
|The glass contain wodka. Xynta.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 [[#Potato Juice|potato juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]
|-
![[File:Water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Water}}Water
|N/A
|1 part water
|The father of all refreshments.
|'''To acquire:''' Sinks. Watertanks.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Watermelon Juice}}Watermelon Juice
|N/A
|1 part watermelon juice
|A glass of watermelon juice.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice watermelon slices.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Welder Fuel}}Welder Fuel
|N/A
|1 part welding fuel
|Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.
|Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Find a Welding fuel tank.
|-
![[File:Whiskeyemoji.png|25px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey}}Whiskey
|75
|1 part whiskey
|A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Wine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wine}}Wine
|35
|1 part wine
|A very classy looking drink.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (instantly becomes grappa).
|}

===Mixed Drinks===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:AcidSpit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Acid Spit}}Acid Spit
|70
|5 parts [[#Wine|wine]], 1 part Sulphuric Acid
|A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
|
|-
![[File:Alexander.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Alexander}}Alexander
|50
|1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems.
|If you have a shield it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Allies Cocktail}}Allies Cocktail
|45
|1 part [[#Classic Martini|Classic Martini]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A drink made from your allies.
|Refers to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Entente Triple Entente]: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin.
|-
![[File:Aloe.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe}}Aloe
|35
|3 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 2 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|Very, very, very good.
|
|-
![[File:Alexander_Amaretto.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amaretto Alexander}}Amaretto Alexander
|35
|1 part [[#Amaretto|Amaretto ]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]]
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is in fact as gentle as it seems.
|
|-
![[File:Amasec.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amasec}}Amasec
|35
|1 part Iron, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|Always handy before COMBAT!!!
|[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amasec Warhammer 40k drink]
|-
![[File:Andalusia.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Andalusia}}Andalusia
|40
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]
|A nice, strangely named drink.
|
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Anti-Freeze}}Anti-Freeze
|35
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The ultimate refreshment.
|Heats you up if you are frozen.
|-
![[File:Arnold_palmer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Arnold Palmer}}Arnold Palmer
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lemonade|lemonade]], 1 part [[#Tea|tea]]
|Encourages the patient to go golfing.
|
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Atomic Bomb}}Atomic Bomb
|N/A
|10 parts [[#B-52|B-52]], 1 part Uranium
|Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.
|Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:B-52.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|B-52}}B-52
|85
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]]
|Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-52_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bacchus_blessing.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacchus' Blessing}}Bacchus' Blessing
|300
|1 part [[#Hooch|Hooch]] + 1 part [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] + 1 part [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] + 1 part [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]]
|Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.
|Can kill you if you drink enough.
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bahama Mama}}Bahama Mama
|35
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 1 part [[#Kahlúa|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]]
|Tropic cocktail.
|Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Honk}}Banana Honk
|60
|1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Laughter|laughter]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A drink from Clown Heaven.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
|-
![[File:Barefootglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Barefoot}}Barefoot
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Barefoot and pregnant.
|Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
|-
![[File:Bastionbourbon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bastion Bourbon}}Bastion Bourbon
|30
|1 part tea, 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors.
|When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Bastion_Bourbon Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beepsky Smash}}Beepsky Smash
|60
|2 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 2 parts [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part Iron
|Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.
|Summons a stream of [[Guide_to_robotics#Securitron|securitron]] hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of [[Security|security]], you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
|-
![[File:between_the_sheets.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Between the Sheets}}Between the Sheets
|55
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|A provocatively named classic.
|Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Between_the_Sheets_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bilkglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bilk}}Bilk
|15
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.
|10% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:BlackRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Black Russian}}Black Russian
|70
|3 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Russian IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Blank_paper_drink.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blank_Paper}}Blank Paper
|20
|1 part [[#Silencer|Silencer]], 1 part [[#Nothing|nothing]], 1 part [[#Nuka_Cola|Nuka Cola]]
|A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh.
|Heals and mutes mimes.
|-
![[File:Blazaam_glass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blazaam}}Blazaam
|70
|1 part [[#Peach_Juice|peach juice]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Bluespace_Dust|Bluespace Dust]], 2 parts [[#Gin|gin]]
|The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.
|Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bloody Mary}}Bloody Mary
|55
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.
|Restores blood. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(cocktail) IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bluecherryshake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Shake}}Blue Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly
|A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Booger}}Booger
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]]
|Ewww...
|
|-
![[File:BrancaMenta.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Branca Menta}}Branca Menta
|35
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|Creme de Menthe]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]]
|A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original.
|Cools you down if overheated. Causes a tick of 35 stamina damage when first drank.
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Brave Bull}}Brave Bull
|60
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.
|Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:Bug_spray.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bug Spray}}Bug Spray
|50
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon_Lime|lemon lime]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves.
|Deals 1 toxin per tick to [[Mothpeople|mothpeople]] and [[Guide_to_races#Flypeople|flypeople]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Cafelatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee Latte}}{{anchor|Cafe Latte}}Cafe Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:CatnipTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Catniptea}}Catnip Tea
|0
|5 parts [[#tea|tea]], 2 parts catnip
|A purrfect drink for a cat.
|Results in 5 nya
|-
![[File:ChangelingSting.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Changeling Sting}}Changeling Sting
|50
|2 part [[#Lemon-Lime|lemon-lime]], 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]]
|A stingy drink.
|Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Cherryshake.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Shake}}Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.
|A cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate}}Chocolate
|N/A
|5 parts [[#Water|water]], 1 part Coco Powder
|Tasty.
|Heats up if frozen
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Milk}}Chocolate Milk
|N/A
|3 parts [[#Dutch_Hot_Coco|Hot Coco]], 2 parts Coco Powder, under 300K temperature.
|Tasty.
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]].
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
|5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
|5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Classic Martini}}Classic Martini
|60
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_%28cocktail%29 IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Coggrog.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cog_Grog}}Cog Grog
|10
|1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part [[#Screwdriver|Screwdriver]]
|Not even Ratvar's Four Generals could withstand this! Qevax Jryy!
|
|-
![[File:Cream_soda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream Soda}}Cream Soda
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Soda_Water|soda water]], 2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part vanilla
|A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.
|Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
|-
![[File:crevicespike.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crevice Spike}}Crevice Spike
| -10
|2 parts [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 4 parts [[#Capsaicin Oil|capsaicin]]
|Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering.
|It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out. [http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Crevice_Spike Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:CubaLibre.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cuba Libre}}Cuba Libre
|50
|3 parts [[#Rum and Coke|Rum and Coke]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.
|Heals revolutionaries. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba_Libre IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Demons Blood}}Demons Blood
|75
|1 part [[#Space Mountain Wind|Space Mountain Wind]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part blood, 1 part [[#Dr. Gibb|Dr. Gibb]]
|Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.
|Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
|-
![[File:DevilsKiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Devil's Kiss}}Devil's Kiss
|70
|1 part Blood, 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Creepy time!
|Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Doctor's Delight}}Doctor's Delight
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]]
|A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
|Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Driest Martini}}Driest Martini
|65
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Gin|gin]]
|Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing
|-
![[File:Drunkenblumpkin.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Drunken Blumpkin}}Drunken Blumpkin
|50
|1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice
|A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
|
|-
![[File:Duplex_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duplex}}Duplex
|25
|2 parts [[#Hard_Cider|hard cider]], 1 part [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]], 1 part [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
|
|-
![[File:Nog2.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Eggnog}}Eggnog
|1
|5 parts [[#Egg Yolk|egg yolk]], 5 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 5 parts [[#Cream|cream]]
|For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
|
|-
![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Erika Surprise}}Erika Surprise
|35
|1 part [[#Ale|ale]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]]
|The surprise is, it's green!
|
|-
![[File:fanciulli.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fanchiulli}}Fanciulli
| -10
|1 part [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part [[#fernet|Fernet]]
|What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour?
|Reduces satiety. Sobers you up. Causes a tick of 20 stamina damage when first drank.. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernet#Cocktails Existing drink.]
|-
![[File:FernetCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fernet Cola}}Fernet Cola
|25
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Cola|Cola]]
|A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition.
|Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
|-
![[File:Fetching_fizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fetching Fizz}}Fetching Fizz
|10
|1 part [[#Nuka Cola|Nuka Cola]], 1 part Iron
|Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.
|Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Fetching_Fizz Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:fringeweaver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fringe Weaver}}Fringe Weaver
|90
|9 parts Ethanol, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.
|[http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Fringe_Weaver Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:Gibbfloats.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gibb Floats}}Gibb Floats
|N/A
|5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream
|Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
|
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin Fizz}}Gin Fizz
|45
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fizz_%28cocktail%29#Gin_Fizz IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[file:Ginger_Amaretto.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ginger Amaretto}}Ginger Amaretto
|30
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|Amaretto]], 1 part [[#Sol dry|sol dry]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The sprig of rosemary adds a nice aroma to the drink, and isn't just to be pretentious afterall!
|
|-
![[File:GinTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin and Tonic}}Gin and Tonic
|25
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
|
|-
![[File:Godfather.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Godfather}}Godfather
|50
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|amaretto]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|A classic from old Italy and enjoyed by gangsters, pray the orange peel doesnt end up in your mouth.
|
|-
![[File:Godmother.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Godmother}}Godmother
|50
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|amaretto]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A lovely fresh smelling cocktail, a true Sicilian delight.
|
|-
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Goldschlager}}Goldschlager
|25
|10 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Gold
|100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grapesoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grape Soda}}Grape Soda
|N/A
|1 part [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]], 1 part soda water
|Beloved of children and teetotalers.
|Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Grappa.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grappa}}Grappa
|60
|1 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
|
|-
![[File:Grasshopper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grasshopper}}Grasshopper
|25
|5 parts cream, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 5 parts creme de cacao
|A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grasshopper_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Green_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Green Beer}}Green Beer
|25
|10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part Green Crayon Powder
|A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.
|Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grog.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grog}}Grog
|1
|1 part [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fine and cepa drink for Space.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Gunfire.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gunfire}}Gunfire
|40
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 3 parts [[#tea|tea]]
|It pops constantly as you look at it, giving off tiny sparks.
|fizzes and pops in your mouth.
|-
![[File:Hearty_punch.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hearty Punch}}Hearty Punch
|90
|5 parts [[#Brave Bull|Brave Bull]] + 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]] + 5 parts [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] (requires temperature of 315)
|Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.
|Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Hearty_Punch Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:Hellfire.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hellfire}}Hellfire
|60
|2 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part [[#ice|ice]], 1 part [[#crevicespike|crevice spike]]
|An amber colored drink that isn't quite as hot as it looks.
|heats you up.
|-
![[File:Hippiesdelight.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hippie's Delight}}Hippie's Delight
|N/A
|1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
|Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hivemind Eraser}}Hivemind Eraser
|40
|2 parts [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|Grenadine]], 1 part [[#Thirteen Loko|Thirteen Loko]]
|A vessel of pure flavor. For when even mindshields can't save you.
|See [[Hivemind_Host|Hivemind Host]].
|-
![[File:Hoochglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hooch}}Hooch
|100
|2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants.
|[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hooch Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era]
|-
![[File:Hot_ice_coffee.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Ice Coffee}}Hot Ice Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Hot_Ice_Slush|Hot Ice Slush]]
|A sharp drink. This can't have come cheap.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and deals 1 toxin damage.
|-
![[File:HotlimeMiami.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|HotlimeMiami}}Hotlime Miami
|40
|1 part ephedrine, 1 part [[#PinaColada|Pina Colada]]
|This looks very aesthetically pleasing.
|Drugs drinker, restores stamina
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Beer}}Iced Beer
|15
|5 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] '''''or''''' 10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Frost Oil|frost oil]]
|A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
|Cools you down if overheated
|-
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Coffee}}Iced Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
|-
![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Tea}}Iced Tea
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Tea|tea]]
|All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.
|-
![[File:IrishCarBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Car Bomb}}Irish Car Bomb
|25
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Ale|ale]]
|An Irish car bomb.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Car_Bomb Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Coffee}}Irish Coffee
|35
|2 parts [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 2 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_coffee IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish_Cream}}Irish Cream
|50
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_cream Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Jack_rose.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Jack Rose}}Jack Rose
|15
|2 parts [[#Applejack|applejack]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Rose_(cocktail) Exists in real life]
|-
![[File:Kamikaze.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kamikaze}}Kamikaze
|60
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|Divinely windy.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Lemonade.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemonade}}Lemonade
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]], 2 parts water, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]]
|Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|
|-
![[File:Lizardwine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lizard Wine}}Lizard Wine
|45
|1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol
|An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff.
|Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]].
|-
![[File:Lizfizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|LizzFizz}}Lizz Fizz
|0
|3 parts [[#Triplecitrus|Triple citrus]], 1 part [[#ice|ice]], 1 part [[#cream|cream]]
|Looks like a citrus sherbet seperated in layers? Why would anyone want that is beyond you.
|
|-
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Long Island Iced Tea}}Long Island Iced Tea
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Cuba Libre|Cuba Libre]], 1 part [[#Tequila|tequila]]
|The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Malibusunset.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MalibuSunset}}Malibu Sunset
|20
|2 parts [[#painkiller|Painkiller]], 1 part [[#grenadine|Grenadine]], 1 part [[#Orangejuice|Orange Juice]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]]
|Tropical looking drinks, with ice cubes hovering on the surface and grenadine coloring the bottom.
|
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan}}Manhattan
|30
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan Project}}Manhattan Project
|45
|10 parts [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part Uranium
|A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Margarita.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Margarita}}Margarita
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarita IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Mead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mead
|30
|2 units Honey, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Miamivice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MiamiVice}}Miami Vice
|30
|1 part [[#Pinacolada|Pina Colada]], 1 part [[#StrawberryDaiquiri|Strawberry Daiquiri]]
|Strawberries and coconut, like yin and yang.
|
|-
![[File:Mojito.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mojito
|30
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Soda water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojito IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Moonshine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|95
|5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moscow Mule}}Moscow Mule
|30
|5 parts [[#Sol_Dry|Sol Dry]], 5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice
|A chilly drink that reminds you of the Derelict.
|
|-
![[File:Narsour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Narsour}}Narsour
|10
|1 part [[blood]], 1 parts [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Demons Blood|demons blood]]
|A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!
|Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.
|-
![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nuka Cola}}Nuka Cola
|N/A
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
|Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you higher speed [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola Reference to Fallout.]
|-
![[File:Old_timer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Old Timer}}Old Timer
|35
|3 parts [[#Whiskey_Soda|whiskey soda]], 2 parts [[#Parsnip_Juice|parsnip juice]], 1 part [[#Alexander|Alexander]]
|An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.
|Makes you older. And older, and older.
|-
![[File:Neurotoxin.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Neurotoxin}}Neurotoxin
|50
|1 part Morphine, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
|Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by [[Guide_to_chemistry#Neurine|Neurine]].
|-
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|N/A
|1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
|Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox#Pan-Galactic_Gargle_Blaster Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
|-
![[File:Painkiller_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Painkiller}}Painkiller
|20
|5 parts [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 4 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.)
|
|-
![[File:Patronglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Patron}}Patron
|60
|10 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part Silver
|Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patr%C3%B3n Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:PepperminPatty.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peppermint Patty}}Peppermint Patty
|25
|6 parts [[#Dutch Hot Coco|hot coco]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.
| Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
|-
![[File:Pina_colada.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pina_Colada}}Pina Colada
|40
|3 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum.
|Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Planet_cracker.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Planet Cracker}}Planet Cracker
|50
|2 parts [[#Champagne|champagne]], 2 parts [[#Lizard_Wine|lizard wine]], 1 part [[#Egg_Yolk|egg yolk]], 1 part gold
|This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers.
|Results in 4 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pruno}}Pruno
|85
|First make pruno mix by crafting it (via the crafting menu) with the following ingredients: 1 trashbag, 1 slice of [[#Moldy_Bread|moldy bread]], 4 grown edible plants, 2 candy corn and of 15 units water. Put the newly created mix in a toilet or washing machine and wait 30 seconds.
|Fermented prison wine made from fruit, sugar, and despair. Security loves to confiscate this, which is the only kind thing Security has ever done.
|[[Status_Effects#Disgust|Disgusting]].
|-
![[File:Mauna_loa.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mauna Loa}}Mauna Loa
|40
|2 parts [[#Bahama_Mama|Bahama Mama]], 2 parts [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlua]]
|Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart!
|Can make you very hot.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinlatte.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pumpkin Latte}}Pumpkin Latte
|N/A
|5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream
|A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
|
|-
![[File:Quadrupesec.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Quadruple Sec}}Quadruple Sec
|35
|5 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 5 parts [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
|Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.
|Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage is healed by 2 as long as it is in your system.
|-
![[File:Quintuplesec.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Quintuple Sec}}Quintuple Sec
|55
|5 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 5 parts [[#Clown's Tears|clown's tears]], 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|syndicate bomb]]
|Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.
|Heals all security personnel for 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage, burn damage, toxin damage, and suffocation damage is healed by 5 as long as it is in your system. Has an absurdly high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.
|-
![[File:RedMead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Mead}}Red Mead
|31
|1 part [[#Mead|mead]], 1 part blood
|A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
|
|-
![[File:Red_queen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Queen}}Red Queen
|N/A
|6 parts [[#Tea|tea]], 2 parts [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|mercury]], 1 part [[#Pepper|black pepper]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Growth_Serum|Growth Serum]]
|DRINK ME.
|Randomly changes your size while it's in your system.
|-
![[File:Rubberneck.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rubberneck}}Rubberneck
|60
|5 parts [[#Grey_Bull|Grey Bull]], 4 parts ethanol, 1 part [[#Astrotame|astrotame]]
|A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum and Coke}}Rum and Coke
|40
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|space cola]]
|The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
|
|-
![[File:Sbitenglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sbiten}}Sbiten
|70
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Capsaicin
|A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
|Heats you up if you are frozen [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sbiten Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Screwdriver Cocktail}}Screwdriver Cocktail
|55
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
|Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwdriver_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Sidecar.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sidecar}}Sidecar
|45
|2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidecar_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Silencer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Silencer}}Silencer
|59
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A drink from mime Heaven.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Singulo}}Singulo
|35
|5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Radium, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|A blue-space beverage.
|
|-
![[File:Sinsdelight.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sinsdelight}}Sin's Delight
|66
|1 part [[#Demonsblood|Demon's Blood]], 1 part [[#Triplesec|Triple Sec]], 1 part [[#Martini|martini]], 1 part [[#changlingsting|Changling Sting]]
|You can smell the seven sins rolling off the top of the glass.
|
|-
![[File:SnowWhite.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Snow White}}Snow White
|35
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]]
|A cold refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Soylatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Latte}}Soy Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]]
|A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:Squirtcider.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Squirt Cider}}Squirt Cider
|40
|1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment
|Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.
|[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Squirt_Cider Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:Stinger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Stinger}}Stinger
|25
|10 parts cognac, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
|A snappy way to end the day.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinger_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Strawberrydaiquiri.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryDaiquiri}}Strawberry Daiquiri
|20
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Limejuice|Lime juice]], 1 part [[#sugar|sugar]], 2 part [[#berryjuice|Berry Juice]], 1 part [[#ice|ice]]
|Pink looking drink with flowers and a bit straw to sip it. Looks sweet and refreshing, perfect for warm days.
|results in 7
|-
![[File:StrawberryMilk.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryMilk}}Strawberry Milk
|0
|1 part Berry Juice, 1 part Milk
|
|
|-
![[File:StrawberryTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryTea}}Strawberry Tea
|0
|1 part Berry juice, 1 part [[#Arnoldpalmer|Arnold Palmer]], 1 part sugar
|
|
|-
![[File:sugarrush.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar Rush}}Sugar Rush
|10
|2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.
|Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food. [http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Sugar_Rush Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:SyndicateBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Syndicate Bomb}}Syndicate Bomb
|90
|1 part [[#Whiskey Cola|Whiskey Cola]], 1 part [[#Beer|beer]]
|A syndicate bomb.
|Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
|-
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila Sunrise}}Tequila Sunrise
|45
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 2 parts [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]]
|Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
|Causes glowing. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila_Sunrise_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|The Manly Dorf}}The Manly Dorf
|100
|1 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 2 parts [[#Ale|ale]]
|A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
|Heals people with the dwarf mutation. [http://bay12games.com/dwarves/ Reference to Dwarf Fortress]
|-
![[File:Orangeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Thirteen Loko}}Thirteen Loko
|80
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.
|Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or '''melt your eyes out if already blind''', 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Three Mile Island Iced Tea}}Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|10
|10 parts [[#Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], 1 part Uranium
|A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toxins Special}}Toxins Special
|25
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 2 parts Plasma
|Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! '''CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!'''
|Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
|-
![[File:Trappist_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Trappist Beer}}Trappist Beer
|40
|2 parts [[#Ale|ale]], 2 parts [[#Holy_Water|holy water]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.
|If you're a [[Chaplain|chaplain]] it reduces [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jittering]], [[Status_Effects#Stuttering|stuttering]] and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
|-
![[File:Triplecitrus.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Citrus}}Triple Citrus
|N/A
|1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice
|Triple the citrus, triple the fun.
|Can be used to make [[Guide to chemistry#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Turbo.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Turbo}}Turbo
|85
|2 parts [[#Moonshine|moonshine]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Nitrous_Oxide|Nitrous Oxide]], 1 part [[#Sugar_Rush|Sugar Rush]], 1 part [[#Pwr_Game|Pwr Game]]
|A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers.
|Regenerates your [[Health#Stamina|stamina]] faster the more drunk you are.
|-
![[File:Vanillapudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Pudding}}Vanilla Pudding
|N/A
| 5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk
|A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka and Tonic}}Vodka and Tonic
|70
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|vodka Martini}}Vodka Martini
|65
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Cola}}Whiskey Cola
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Soda}}Whiskey Soda
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]]
|Ultimate refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Whiskey_sour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Sour}}Whiskey Sour
|35
|1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part sugar
|Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
|
|-
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|White Russian}}White Russian
|50
|3 [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 2 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russian_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Wizz_fizz.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wizz_Fizz}}Wizz Fizz
|50
|1 part [[#Champagne|champagne]], 1 part [[#Soda_Water|Soda Water]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]]
|A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild.
|Heals [[#Wizard|wizards]] 1 of every damage type per tick.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|..What?}}..What?
|N/A
|Fail a recipe
|You can't really tell what this is.
|You get this when there is something else in the glass
|}

===Species-Specific Drinks===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:coldscales.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|ColdScales}}Cold Scales
|50
|1 part [[#tea|tea]], 1 part slime jelly, 1 part [[#methol|methol]]
|A soft green drink that looks inviting!
|Increases disgust for all species but lizards.
|-
![[File:Oildrum.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|OilDrum}}Oil Drum
|45
|1 part [[#ethanol|ethanol]], 1 part oil, 12 parts [[#champagne|champagne]]
|A gray can of booze and oil...
|Results in 3 increases disgust for all species but synthetics.
|-
![[File:Nordking.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|NordKing}}Nord King
|50
|5 part [[#ethanol|ethanol]], 1 part honey, 10 parts [[#redmead|Red Mead]]
|A dripping keg of red mead.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust for all species but humans or dwarves.
|-
![[File:Velvetkiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|VelvetKiss}}Velvet Kiss
|10
|5 parts blood, 1 part [[#tea|tea]], 10 parts [[#wine|wine]]
|Red and white drink for the upper classes or undead.
|Results in 15 Increases disgust for all species but zombies, vampires, and dullahan
|-
![[File:Abductionfruit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|AbductionFruit}}Abduction Fruit
|80
|10 parts [[#limejuice|lime juice]], 5 parts [[#strawberryjuice|strawberry juice]], 10 parts [[#watermelonjuice|watermelon juice]]
|Mixed fruits that were never ment to be mixed...
|Results in 3 Increases disgust all species but abductors.
|-
![[File:Bugzapper.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|BugZapper}}Bug Zapper
|5
|10 parts [[#Lemonjuice|Lemon Juice]], 1 part teslium, 10 parts copper
|An odd mix of copper, lemon juice and power meant for non-human consumption.
|Results in 20 Increases disgust all species but insects, flypersons, and mothsmen.
|-
![[File:Mushcrush.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MushCrush}}Mush Crush
|5
|10 parts iron, 5 parts ash, 10 parts coffee powder.
|Popular among people that want to grow their own food rather then drink the soil.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust all species except plantpeople.
|-
![[File:Hollowbone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|HollowBone}}Hollow Bone
|15
|5 parts bone hurting juice, 10 parts [[#milk|milk]], 10 parts coconut milk
|Mixing of milk and bone hurting juice for enjoyment for rather skinny people.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust all species except plasmamen and skeletons.
|-

![[File:Jellwyrm.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|JellWyrm}}Jell Wyrm
|40
|1 part slime jelly, 1 part carpotoxin, 1 part carbon dioxide
|A bubbly drink that is rather inviting to those that don't know who it's meant for.
|Toxic drink to most species results in 2 must be heated to 333K (59.85C) Increases disgust all species except jellypeople, slimepeople, and luminescents.
|-
![[File:Lavalspit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|LavalSpit}}Laval Spit
|30
|5 parts iron, 10 parts [[#maunaloa|Mauna Loa]],5 parts sulfur
|Piping hot drink for those who can stomach the heat of lava.
|Must be heated to 900K (626.85C) Increase disgust for all species except golems.
|-
|-
![[File:Robottears.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|RobotTears}}Robot Tears
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part oil, 1 part soda water
|no robots were hurt in the making of this drink.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Trinary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Trinary}}Trinary
|20
|1 part synthanol, 1 part lime juice, 1 part orange juice
|Colorful drink made for synthetic crewmembers
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Servodrink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Servo}}Servo
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part cream, 1 part hot coco
|Chocolate - based drink made for IPCs. Not sure if anyone's actually tried out the recipe.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Uplink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Uplink}}Uplink
|15
|1 part synthanol, 1 part rum, 1 part vodka, 1 part tequila, 1 part whiskey
|An exquisite mix of the finest liquoirs and synthanol. Meant only for synthetics.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Synthncoke.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Synthcoke}}Synth 'n coke
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part cola
|Classic drink altered to fit the tastes of a robot, contains de-rustifying properties. Bad idea to drink if you're made of carbon.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:synthignon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Synthignon}}Synthignon
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part wine
|Someone mixed good wine and robot booze. Romantic, but atrocious.
|Synthanol Recipe
|}

== Juice Cartons ==
By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.

=Food=
You need food to avoid [[#Hunger|hunger]]. Food is cooked either with the crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] or by putting certain ingredients into different types of machinery, such as the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]].

==Example Cooking Guide==
As an example that requires both machinery and the crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]], here is how to cook a [[#Sausage|sausage]] [[File:Sausage.png]]:
#Grab two pieces of meat [[File:Meat.png]] from your fridge.
#Put one of the pieces of meat [[File:Meat.png]] into the [[#Processor|food processor]] [[File:Processor.png]].
#Click the [[#Processor|food processor]] [[File:Processor.png]] to turn it on. This will turn the meat into a [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]].
#Place the other piece of meat [[File:Meat.png]] on any table [[File:R-table.png]].
#Vend a kitchen knife [[File:Knife.png]] from the [[Vendors#Dinnerware|dinnerware vendor]] [[File:Venddinnerware.gif]], and use it on the piece of meat [[File:Meat.png]]. It should turn into 3x [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]].
#Put two of the [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]] into a [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]] (by clicking the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] with a raw cutlet in active hand).
#Turn on the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]] by alt-clicking it. The two [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]] should turn into [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]].
#Place the [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]] and the two [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]] on the same tile (such as the same table).
#Stand within 1 tile's reach from both the [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]] and the two [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]]. Click the crafting menu HUD icon [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] to open the crafting menu.
#In the crafting menu, cycle through categories with arrows until you reach "Foods". Then cycle through the subcategories of "Foods" until you find "Meats".
#If you followed the above steps correctly, the "Sausage" recipe should be clickable (instead of greyed out). Click it and stand still a few seconds to craft a [[#Sausage|sausage]] [[File:Sausage.png]].

==Ingredients==
===[[File:Butcherknife.png|64px]]Butchering[[File:Gibber.png|64px]]===
This is how you get your meat. In space, meat can be expensive to purchase from [[Cargo]], and there are only so many monkeys on the station. There is a reason you have [[Morgue]] access. [[File:Meat.png|64px]]

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the [[Machines#Gibber|gibber]], one of the machines in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Then click the gibber again to activate it. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in meat and skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you could also use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume. 

The [[Machines#Gibber|gibber]] also can be upgraded in order to acquire more meat per body, faster processing, and the ability to gib fully clothed people with better manipulators ([[Traitor|not that you would need that]]). It should be in your best interest to get the [[Scientist|science team]] to at least upgrade your gibber. Go [[Machines#Gibber|here]] to see the upgrades in detail.

There are many types of meat, and only some of them are listed below.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FC8484;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FC8484;'| Food name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FC8484;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat}}Meat
|Get meat from humans by gibbing them with a gibber. Get meat from most other creatures by slaughterering their dead bodies with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Bear_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bear Meat}}Bear Meat
|Slaughter a dead space bear with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Fish_fillet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carp Fillet}}Carp Fillet
|Slaughter a dead space carp with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Crab_meat_raw.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Crab Meat}}Raw Crab Meat
|Slaughter a dead crab with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Spider_leg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spider Leg}}Spider Leg
|Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Spider_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spider Meat}}Spider Meat
|Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
|}

===[[File:Knife.png|64px]][[File:Rolling Pin.png|64px]] Knife & Rolling Pin===
These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine). When the recipe creates multiple products from a single object, each individual product has the same reagents as the sliced object, divided by the number of products made. (For example, a bread loaf with 20 nutriment would be sliced into 5 bread slices containing 4 nutriment each.)

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'| Food name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:breadslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bread Slice}}Bread Slice
|Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|sandwiches]]. Makes 5 slices.
|-
![[File:cakeslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Slice}}Cake Slice
|Slice any cake with your knife. Makes 5 slices.
|-
![[File:pizzaslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Slice}}Pizza Slice
|Slice any pizza with your knife. Makes 6 slices.
|-
![[File:Sheet_pizza.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pepperoni_Sheetzzas}}Pepperoni Sheetzzas
|Flatten a [[#Pizza_Slice|pizza slice]] with your rolling pin. This is a construction material.
|-
![[File:doughslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough Slice}}Dough Slice
|Slice a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] with your knife. Makes 3 dough slices.
|-
![[File:flatdough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flat Dough}}Flat Dough
|Flatten a [[#Dough|dough]] with your rolling pin. Makes 1 flat dough.
|-
![[File:rawmeatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Cutlet}}Raw Cutlet
|Slice a meat with your knife. Makes 3 cutlets.
|-
![[File:piedough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pie Dough}}Pie Dough
|Flatten a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]] with your rolling pin. Makes 1 pie dough.
|-
![[File:rawpastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Pastry Base}}Raw Pastry Base
|Slice a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]] with your knife. Makes 3 raw pastry base.
|-
![[File:Potato_wedges.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Wedges}}Potato Wedges
|Slice a potato with your knife. Makes one plate of potato wedges.
|-
![[File:Cheese_Wedge.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wedge}}Cheese Wedge
|Slice a [[#Cheese Wheel|cheese wheel]] with your knife. Makes 5 cheese wedges.
|-
![[File:rawmeatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salami}}Salami
|Slice a sausage with your knife. Makes 6 slices of salami.
|}

===[[File:Processor.png|64px]] [[Machines#Food_Processor|Processor]]===
Some items can be processed with the [[Machines#Food_Processor|Processor]], which can be found in your kitchen.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Condiments
|-
![[File:Bacon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Bacon}}Raw Bacon
|Process one [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]].
|-
![[File:Faggot.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Faggot}}{{anchor|Meatball}}<s>Faggot</s> Meatball
|Process one slab of human or monkey meat. Renamed from "faggot" in April 2020 for compliance with Github ToS.
|-
![[File:Slamjamspacekabam.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Slime Jam}}Slime Jam
|Process one slime. ''Note: Eating this will kill you.'' Slimes or slime extracts can't be inserted.
|-
![[File:Tatortot.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tator Tot}}Tator Tot
|Process one potato.
|-
![[File:Fries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Fries}}Space Fries
|Process one plate of potato wedges.
|-
![[File:Carrotfries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Fries}}Carrot Fries
|Process one carrot.
|-
![[File:Roastparsnip.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Roast Parsnip}}Roast Parsnip
|Process one parsnip.
|-
![[File:Soydope.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Dope}}Soy Dope
|Process one soy bean.
|-
![[File:Spaghetti.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spaghetti}}Spaghetti
|Process one [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]].
|-
![[File:Tortilla.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tortilla}}Tortilla
|Process one corn.
|-
![[File:Yakiimo.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Yaki Imo}}Yaki Imo
|Process one sweet potato.
|-
|}

===[[File:Blender.png|64px]] All-In-One-Grinder===
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your [[File:ChemMaster.png|64px]] CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as '''Grind''' will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as '''Mix''' only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting '''Juice'''.

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! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Blends
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Universal Enzyme.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Universal_Enzyme}}Universal Enzyme
|Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fermentation_Barrel|wooden barrels]] to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor.
|-
![[File:Nutriment.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nutriment}}Nutriment
|Grind any solid food.
|-
![[File:Hotsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Sauce}}{{anchor|Capsaicin Oil}}Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Oil
|Grind chilis.
|-
![[File:Coldsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cold Sauce}}{{anchor|Frost Oil}}Cold Sauce/Frost Oil
|[[Guide_to_xenobiology#Blue_Slime|Blue Slimes]] or from grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Ice_Pepper|Ice Pepper]]. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. [[Changeling]] [[Changeling#Cryogenic_Sting|cryo sting]] injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and [[Guide_to_races#Jellypeople|slimepeople]]. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick.
|-
![[File:Ketchup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ketchup}}Ketchup
|Grind tomatoes.
|-
![[File:Flour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flour}}Flour
|Grind wheat or oat stalks.
|-
![[File:Rice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice}}Rice
|Grind rice stalks.
|-
![[File:Ricebowl.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice Bowl}}Rice Bowl
|Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
|-
![[File:dough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough}}Dough
|Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
|-
![[File:cakebatter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Batter}}Cake Batter
|Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]]. (you can also use [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] instead of egg yolk)
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Egg Yolk}}Egg Yolk
|Break an egg into a beaker.
|-
![[File:Secret_sauce_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Secret Sauce}}Secret Sauce
|Makes food taste amazing. Recipe is completely random and changes every 7 days. The recipe may be found in a certain space ruin on a '''paper'''. You could have to mix a random number of random ingredients in random amounts with a similarly random set of catalysts, raise or lower it past a random temperature, mix it specifically in a random container (it won't work in any other container if this is the case), heat an explosive beyond its exploding point, and more. Either way, the recipe will only make 1u.
|-
![[File:BBQ_sauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|BBQ Sauce}}BBQ Sauce
|3 parts {{Tooltip|[[#Saline-Glucose_Solution|Saline-Glucose Solution]]|{{RecursiveChem/Saline-Glucose_Solution}}}} (Sugar + Water + Salt) 
1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Ash|Ash]] 
1 part [[#Tomato_Juice|Tomato Juice]] 
1 part [[#Pepper|Pepper]]
|-
![[File:Soysauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Sauce}}Soy Sauce
|Mix 40 units [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 10 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Sulphuric Acid|Sulphuric Acid]].
|-
![[File:Salt.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salt}}Salt
|Mix [[Guide_to_chemistry#Sodium|Sodium]] + [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine|Chlorine]] + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
|-
![[File:Pepper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pepper}}Pepper
|Grind pepper-mills from the cafe.
|-
![[File:Peptides_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peptides}}Peptides
|Is created in your body if you eat food after eating [[Guide_to_chemistry#Trophazole|Trophazole]]. Heals brute and some burn every few seconds. Does not give as much nutriment as other foods.
|-
![[File:Moonshine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Cheesewheel.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wheel}}Cheese Wheel
|Mix 40 [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst). End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
|-
![[File:chocolatebar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Bar}}Chocolate Bar
|Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units [[#Milk|milk]]/[[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 2 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]].
|-
![[File:Tofu.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tofu}}Tofu
|Mix 10 [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:butter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butter}}Butter
|Mix 15 [[#Milk|milk]] in the grinder.
|-
![[File:Butter_on_a_stick.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butter_on_a_stick}}Butter on a stick
|Insert a metal rod [[File:Rods.png]] into butter.
|-
![[File:Mayonnaise.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Mayonnaise}}Mayonnaise
|Grind egg yolk.
|-
![[File:Sugar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar}}Sugar
|Grind white beet or sugar cane.
|-
![[File:Condi_astrotame.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Astrotame}}Astrotame
|Found in [[Vendor#Dinnerware|Dinnerware Vendor]]. Artificial sweetener. Makes food taste better while adding zero calories. If overdosed (17u) it makes you [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgusted]].
|-
![[File:Caramel_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Caramel}}Caramel
|Heat sugar to 413.15K. Will burn into carbon if heated to 483.15K.
|-
![[File:Sprinkles.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sprinkles}}Sprinkles
|Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
|-
![[File:Cherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Jelly}}Cherry Jelly
|Grind cherries.
|-
![[File:Bluecherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Jelly}}Blue Cherry Jelly
|Grind blue cherries.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gravy}}Gravy
|Mix 1 part nutriment, 1 part flour and 1 part milk.
|}

===[[File:Microwave.png|64px]] Microwave Oven===
The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Picture
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Baconcooked.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacon}}Bacon
|Microwave a [[#Raw Bacon|raw bacon]].
|-
![[File:bread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Bread}}{{anchor|Bread}}Plain Bread
|Microwave a [[#Dough|dough]]. Used in all [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|bread recipes]].
|-
![[File:Bun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bun}}Bun
|Microwave a [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]]. Used in [[#Burgers|burgers]].
|-
![[File:Pastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pastry Base}}Pastry Base
|Microwave a [[#Raw Pastry Base|raw pastry base]]. Used in most [[#Pastries|pastry recipes]].
|-
![[File:spagettiboiled.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spaghetti}}Boiled Spaghetti
|Microwave [[#Spaghetti|spaghetti]]s. Used in [[#Pastas|spaghetti recipes]].
|-
![[File:pizzabread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Bread}}Pizza Bread
|Microwave a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]]. Used in [[#Pizzas|pizza recipes]].
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Pie}}Plain Pie
|Microwave a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]]. Used in [[#Pies|pie recipes]].
|-
![[File:regularcake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Cake}}Plain Cake
|Microwave a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]]. Used in [[#Cakes|cake recipes]].
|-
![[File:Spiderleg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spider Leg}}Boiled Spider Leg
|Microwave a spider leg.
|-
![[File:meatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cutlet}}Cutlet
|Microwave a [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]]. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:meatstake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Steak}}Meat Steak
|Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:Crab_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crab Meat}}Crab Meat
|Microwave [[#Raw Crab Meat|raw crab meat]]. Used in some in some recipes.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toasted Sandwich}}Toasted Sandwich
|Microwave a [[#Sandwich|sandwich]].
|-
![[File:popcorn.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Popcorn}}Popcorn
|Microwave a corn.
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Warm Donkpocket}}Warm Donk-pocket
|Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Egg}}Boiled Egg
|Microwave an egg.
|-
![[File:Boiledrice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Rice}}Boiled Rice
|Microwave a [[#Rice Bowl|Rice Bowl]]. Used in [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Rice_and_Pork|rice recipes]].
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Khinkali}}Khinkali
|Microwave a [[#Raw_Khinkali|Raw Khinkali]].
|-
![[File:onionrings.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Onion Rings}}Onion Rings
|Microwave an onion slice.
|}

==Crafting Recipes==
Most dish recipes are made using the '''crafting menu''', that is by '''placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button ([[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] a small T icon on your HUD)''' to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

===Burgers===
(Partly out of date as new burgers and sprites were added Dec 2019.)
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:burger.png|64px]]
!Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger. Has a 1% chance of turning into steamed hams.
|-
![[File:Baconburger.png|64px]]
!Bacon Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Bacon|cooked bacon]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:brainburger.png|64px]]
!Brain Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Brain
|8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin
|Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]].
|-
![[File:clownburger.png|64px]]
!Clown Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Clown Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana
|Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[Clown|nemesis]].
|-
![[File:Crab_burger.png|64px]]
!Crab Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 [[#Crab_Meat|crab meat]]
|?
|A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun.
|-
![[File:mimeburger.png|64px]]
!Mime Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Mime Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing
|Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[Mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
|-
![[File:tofubuger.png|64px]]
!Tofu Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Melts your face!
|-
![[File:spell.png|64px]]
!Spell Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Wizard Hat
|8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin
|You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
![[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
!Xenoburger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 xeno [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Ali-yum!
|-
![[File:Jellyburger.png|45px]]
!Jelly Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or 5 units [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin
|My insides are burning!
|-
![[File:ghostbur.PNG|64px]]
!Ghost Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin
|Terror-ifficly tasty.
|-
![[File:Appendixburger.png|64px]]
!Appendix Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Surgery#Appendectomy|Appendix]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Tastes like appendicitis
|-
![[File:Fivealarmburger.png|64px]]
!Five Alarm Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 ghost chili
|6 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 5 Pepper, 1 Vitamin
|HOT! HOT!
|-
![[File:Ratburger.png|64px]]
!Rat Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 dead mouse
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|What did you expect?
|-
![[File:bigbite.png|64px]]
!Big Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin
|Forget the Big Mac.
|-
![[File:superbite.png|64px]]
!Super Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 4 Tomatoes + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Salt|salt]] + 5 units [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper
|If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
|-
![[File:Baseball.png|64px]]
!Home Run Baseball Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Makeshift weapons#Baseball Bat|Baseball Bat]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
|-
![[File:Empowered_burger.gif|64px]]
!Empowered Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 Plasma sheets
|8 Nutriment, 5 Liquid Electricity
|It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.
|}

===Breads & Sandwiches===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatbread.png|64px]]
!Meatbread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:tofubread.png|64px]]
!Tofu-Bread
|1 [[Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:xbread.png|64px]]
!Xeno-Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
![[File:Spidermeatloaf.png|64px]]
!Spider Meatloaf
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Green but delicious.
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|64px]]
!Banana-nut Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Banana
|20 Banana, 20 Nutriment
|Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:Mimanabread.png|64px]]
!Mimana Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana
|20 Nutriment, 5 Mute Toxin, 5 Nothing, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Leaves diners speechless!
|-
![[File:creambread.png|64px]]
!Cream Cheese Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:baguette.png|64px]]
!Baguette
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin
|The mimes favorite.
|-
![[File:sandwich.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sandwich}}Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
![[File:Garlicbread.png|64px]]
!Garlic Bread
|1 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]
|5 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 2 [[#Garlic_Juice|Garlic Juice]]
|Alas, it is limited.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!Grilled Cheese Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
![[File:Jellytoast.png|64px]]
!Jelly Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
|-
![[File:butteredtoast.png|64px]]
!Buttered Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast.
|-
![[File:butterbiscuit.png|64px]]
!Butter Biscuit
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Well butter my biscuit!
|-
![[File:butterdog.png|64px]]
!Butterdog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Made from exotic butters.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]{{Anchor|Moldy_Bread}}
!Moldy Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fly_amanita|fly amanita]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Twobread.png|64px]]
!Two Bread
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 [[#Wine|wine]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Classy.
|-
![[File:Rorosandwich.png|64px]]
!Jelly Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
|-
![[File:Notasandwich.png|64px]]
!Not-a-Sandwich
|1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
|}

===Pizzas===
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Margheritapizza.png|64px]]
!Margherita Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Tomato
|30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:mushroompizza.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 5 any Mushrooms
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:meatpizza.png|64px]]
!Meat Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza.png|64px]]
!Donk Pocket Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Dankpizza.png|64px]]
!Dank Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:sassysagepizza.png|64px]]
!Sassysage Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 [[#Meatball|meatballs]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:vegepizza.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:arnoldpizza.png|64px]]
!Arnold Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings
|30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine
|Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily.
|}

===Pastas===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:pastatomato.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Pasta}}Tomato Pasta
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 Tomatoes
|6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin
|Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
|-
![[File:copypasta.gif|64px]]
!Copypasta
|2 [[#Tomato Pasta|tomato pasta]]s
|12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
|-
![[File:meatballspag.png|64px]]
!Spaghetti & Meatballs
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 [[#Meatball|meatballs]]
|8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
![[File:Spesslaw.png|64px]]
!Spesslaw
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 4 [[#Meatball|meatballs]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Lawyer's choice!
|-
![[File:Chowmein.png|64px]]
!Chowmein
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot
|7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables.
|-
![[File:Beefnoodle.png|64px]]
!Beef Noodle
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Cabbage
|5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs
|Nutritious, beefy, and noodly.
|-
![[File:butternoodles.png|64px]]
!Butter Noodles
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Noodles covered in savory butter.
|}

===Soups & Stews===
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatsoup.png|64px]]
!Meatball Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 carrot + 1 potato
|7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
|-
![[File:nettlesoup.png|64px]]
!Nettle Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 nettle + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin
|Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:vegesoup.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 carrot + 1 corn + 1 eggplant + 1 potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Force feed the Botanists this.
|-
![[File:tomatosoup.png|64px]]
!Tomato Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin
|What, no crackers?
|-
![[File:Bloodsoup.png|64px]]
!Blood Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units blood + 2 bloodtomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin
|They ''may'' think you're the [[Cook|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
![[File:Eyeballsoup.png|64px]]
!Eyeball Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 tomatoes + 1 Eyeball
|5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs
|A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs?
|-
![[File:Slimesoup.png|64px]]
!Slime Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin
|Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
|-
![[File:Clownsoup.png|64px]]
!Clown's Tears
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 banana + 1 [[Bananium|bananium ore]]
|2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin
|Not very funny.
|-
![[File:Mysterysoup.png|64px]]
!Mystery Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 burned mess + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:
 Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
 Omnizine, Banana,
 Blood, Slime Jelly,
 Toxin, Oculine,
 Carbon
|This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
|-
![[File:Mushroomsoup.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Soup
|1 bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 chanterelle
|2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin
|The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
|-
![[File:Beetsoup.png|64px]]
!Beet Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 whitebeet + 1 cabbage
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin
|Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
|-
![[File:milo.png|64px]]
!Milo Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 [[#Soy Dope|soy dope]]s + 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s
|9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin
|Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
|-
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|64px]]
!Stewed Soy Meat
|2 [[#Soy Dope|soy dope]]s + 1 carrot + 1 tomato
|7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin
|Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
|-
![[File:stew.png|64px]]
!Stew
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 tomato + 1 potato + 1 carrot + 1 eggplant + 1 mushroom
|14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin
|The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
|-
![[File:coldstew.png|64px]]
!Cold Chili Stew
|1 bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 ice pepper + 1 tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
|Ice, ice, baby!
|-
![[File:hotstew.png|64px]]
!Hot Chili Stew
|1 bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 chili cepper + 1 tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
| Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|-
![[File:Oatmeal.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal
|1 bowl + 10 units milk + 1 oat stalk
|7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin
|A nice bowl of oatmeal.
|-
![[File:Sweetpotatosoup.png|64px]]
!Sweet Potato Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 5 units sugar + 2 sweet potatoes
|4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Delicious sweet potato in soup form.
|-
![[File:Redbeetsoup.png|64px]]
!Red Beet Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 red beet + 1 cabbage
|4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Quite a delicacy.
|-
![[File:French_onion_soup.png|64px]]
!French Onion Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 [[#Onion|onion]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Good enough to make a grown mime cry.
|-
![[File:Wishsoup.png|64px]]
!Wish Soup
|1 bowl + 20 units [[#Water|water]]
|20 water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin)
|Makes you wish the chef could cook.
|-
![[File:Bisque.png|64px]]
!Bisque
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 [[#Crab_Meat|crab meat]] + 1 [[#Boiled_Rice|boiled rice]]
|?
|A classic entree from Space-France.
|-
![[File:Bungo_curry.png|64px]]
!Bungo Curry
|1 bowl + 5 units water + 5 units cream + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|bungo fruit]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Chili|chili]]
|?
|A spicy vegetable curry made with the humble bungo fruit, Exotic!
|-
![[File:Electron_soup.gif|64px]]
!Electron Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 5 units table salt + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Jupiter_Cups|jupiter cup]]
|?
|A gastronomic curiosity of ethereal origin. It is famed for the minature weather system formed over a properly prepared soup.
|}

===Seafood===
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Carpfillet.png|64px]]
! Imitation Carp Fillet
|Inject 5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]] into 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin
|Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:carpsandwich.png|64px]]
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp fillet
|3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin
|Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:cubancarp.png|64px]]
!Cuban Carp
|1 Carp Fillet + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 Chili Pepper
|6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin
|Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
![[File:fishandchips.png|64px]]
!Fish & Chips
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 Carp fillet
|6 Nutriment
|The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Ffish.png|64px]]
!Fish Fingers
|5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp fillet
|4 Nutriment
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Sashimi.png|64px]]
!Carp Sashimi
|1 spider egg + 1 Carp fillet + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|}

===Meat===
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|-
![[File:Sausage.png|64px]]
!Sausage{{anchor|Sausage}}{{anchor|Salami}}
|1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Slicable into salami. Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|-
![[File:Spidereggsham.png|64px]]
!Green Eggs and Ham
|2 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 spider egg + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin
|You swear it's still moving.
|-
![[File:Cornedbeef.png|64px]]
!Corned beef and cabbage
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Meat steak]] + 2 Cabbages + 5 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
|-
![[File:Bearsteak.gif|64px]]
!Filet Migrawr
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Bear steak]] + 5 units [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] (requires lighter)
|2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf
|
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw_Khinkali}}Raw Khinkali
|1 [[#Dough Slice|Dough slice]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 1 [[#Garlic_Juice|Garlic Juice]]
|Microwave to finish preparing.
|}

===Salads===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Herbsalad.png|64px]]
!Herb Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple
|8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
![[File:Aesirsalad.png|64px]]
!Aesir Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 8 [[Omnizine]], 6 Vitamin
|Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
![[File:Validsalad.png|64px]]
!Valid Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]]
|8 Nutriment, 5 [[#Doctor's Delight|Doctor's Delight]] 2 Vitamin
|Heals everyone! Not really
|-
![[File:Melonfruitbowl.png|64px]]
!Melon Fruit Bowl
|1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|The only salad where you can eat the bowl
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice
|2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Your standard fruit salad.
|-
![[File:Junglesalad.png|64px]]
!Jungle Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice
|7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin
|Exotic fruits in a bowl.
|-
![[File:Citrusdelight.png|64px]]
!Citrus Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon
|7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Citrus overload!
|-
|[[File:monkeydel.png|64px]]
!Monkey's Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 [[Monkey Cube]] + 1 Banana + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin
|EE EEE!
|}

===Pies===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Notes
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!Banana Cream Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Banana
|4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:berryclafoutis.png|64px]]
!Berry Clafoutis
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin
|It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Meatpies
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Made of people, or not?
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Tofu Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Made of plants, or not?
|-
![[File:xpie.png|64px]]
!Xeno Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
![[File:applepie.png|64px]]
!Apple Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Apple
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|The traditional dessert.
|-
![[File:Cherrypie.png|64px]]
!Cherry Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Cherry
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|"To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
|-
![[File:Amapie.png|64px]]
!Amanita Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Amanita
|5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin
|Only slightly toxic, really!
|-
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
|-
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|64px]]
!Plump Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin
|Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]!
|-
![[File:Gtart.png|64px]]
!Golden Apple Streusel Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin
|A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
|-
![[File:Blumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Blumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Blumpkin
|3 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Full of delicious chlorine and ammonia.
|-
![[File:Dulcedebatata.png|64px]]
!Dulce de Batata
|5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato
|4 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Delicious sliceable jelly.
|-
![[File:Frostypie.png|64px]]
!Frostypie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Blue cherry
|4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin.
|Tastes like blue and cold.
|-
![[File:Baklava.png|64px]]
!Baklava Pie
|4 Oat stalks + 4 [[#Tortilla|tortillas]] + 2 [[#Butter|butter]]
|?
|A delightful healthy snack made of nut layers with thin bread.
|-
![[File:Bearypie.png|64px]]
!Beary Pie
|1 [[#Meat Steak|bear steak]] + 1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|No brown bears, this is a good sign.
|-
![[File:Grapetart.png|64px]]
!Grape Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes
|4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make.
|-
![[File:Mimetart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mime Tart}}Mime Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 5 units [[#Nothing|Nothing]]
|?
|... . Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Berrytart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry Tart}}Berry Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 berries
|?
|A tasty dessert of many different small barries on a thin pie crust. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Chocolatelavatart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Lava Tart}}Chocolate Lava Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bars]] + 1 [[Guide_to_xenobiology#Grinding|Slime Extract]]
|?
|A tasty dessert made of chocaloate, with a liquid core. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|}

===Cakes===
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:carrotcake.png|64px]]
!Carrot Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Carrots
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]], 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
|-
![[File:cheesecake.png|64px]]
!Cheese Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
|-
![[File:birthday.png|64px]]{{Anchor|Birthday Cake}}
!Birthday Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 Sugar + 2 Caramel + 1 candle
|20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members. If you microwave the cake it becomes a cakehat [[File:Cakehat.PNG]]{{Anchor|Cakehat}}.
|-
![[File:Energy_cake.gif|64px]]{{Anchor|Energy Cake}}
!Energy Cake
|1 [[#Birthday Cake|Birthday Cake]] + 1 [[Traitor_Items#Energy_Sword|Energy Sword]] [[File:ESword.png]]
|10 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Liquid_Electricity|Liquid Electricity]]
|Sliceable. Just enough calories for a whole nuclear operative squad. If you microwave the cake it becomes an energy cake(hat) [[File:Energy_cake_hat.gif]]{{Anchor|Energy Cakehat}}.
|-
![[File:applecake.png|64px]]
!Apple Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Apples
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Braincake.png|64px]]
!Brain Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 Brain
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]], 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
![[File:Orangecake.png|64px]]
!Orange Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Oranges
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Limecake.png|64px]]
!Lime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Limes
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Lemoncake.png|64px]]
!Lemon Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Lemons
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Choccake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bars]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinspicecake.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Spice Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Pumpkin
|32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Slimecake.png|64px]]
!Slime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 [[Slime Extract]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Blackberry_and_strawberry_vanilla_cake.png|64px]]
!Blackberry and Strawberry Vanilla Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 berries
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Blackberry_and_strawberry_chocolate_cake.png|64px]]
!Blackberry and Strawberry Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 berries + 2 [[#Chocolate_Bar|Chocolate Bars]]
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Holy_cake.png|64px]]
!Angel Food Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 15u holy water
|?
|Sliceable. Contains holy water.
|-
![[File:Pound_cake.png|64px]]
!Pound Cake
|4 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]
|?
|Sliceable. Counts as junk food.
|-
![[File:Hardware_cake.png|64px]]
!Hardware Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 circuit boards + 5u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|Sulphuric Acid]]
|?
|Sliceable. Contains 15u sulphuric acid and 15u oil.
|-
![[File:Clowncake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Clown Cake}}Clown Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Sweets|sundae]] + 5 bananas
|?
|Sliceable. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Vanillacake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Cake}}Vanilla Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Vanilla|vanilla pods]]
|?
|Sliceable. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Spacemans_Cake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spacemans Cake}}Spaceman's Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Spaceman.27s_Trumpet_Plant|Spaceman's Trumpet]] + 5 units cream + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Cak.png|64px]]
!Cak
|1 Birthday Cake + 1 Brain + 1 Heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units Blood + 5 units Sprinkles + 1 unit [[Guide_to_chemistry#Teslium|Teslium]].
|N/A
|A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on disarm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted. Not sliceable.
|}

===Side Dishes===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:cheesefries.png|64px]]
!Cheese Fries
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
|-
![[File:cheesepmelet.png|64px]]
!Cheese Omelette
|2 eggs + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|8 Nutriment
|Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
|-
![[File:friedegg.png|64px]]
!Fried Egg
|1 egg + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper
|The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
![[File:bakedpotato.png|64px]]
!Loaded Baked Potato
|1 Potato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|No bacon bits?
|-
![[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|64px]]
!Eggplant Parmigiana
|2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Eggplant
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Clogs your arteries, healthily!
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|64px]]
!Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketspicy_0.png|64px]]
!Spicy Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Chili
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], spicy!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketteriyaki_0.png|64px]]
!Teriyaki Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 3 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], savory!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza_0.png|64px]]
!Pizza Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Tomato
||4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], mama mia!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketbanana_0.png|64px]]
!Banana Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] +1 Banana +3 units Sugar
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], honk!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketberry_0.png|64px]]
!Berry Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Berry]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up ontains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], sweet!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketgondola_0.png|64px]]
!Gondola Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 5 units Tranquility
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]! Also transforms you into a gondola.
|-
![[File:Hotdog.png|64px]]
!Hot Dog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Sausage|Sausage]] + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin
|Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
|-
![[File:pigblanket.png|64px]]
!Pig in a Blanket
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll.
|-
![[File:Crab_rangoon.png|64px]]
!Crab Rangoon
|1 [[#Dough Slice|Dough slice]] + 1 [[#Raw_Crab_Meat|raw crab meat]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 5 units cream
|?
|Has many names, like crab puffs, cheese wontons, crab dumplings? Whatever you call them, they're a fabulous blast of cream cheesy crab.
|-
![[File:Benedict.png|64px]]
!Eggs Benedict
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|There is only one egg on this, how rude.
|-
![[File:Beans.png|64px]]
!Tin of Beans
|2 Soy Beans + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]]
|10 Nutriment
|Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
|}

===Pastries===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Donut_plain.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Donut}}Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Jelly Donut}}Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin,
|Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Slime Jelly Donut}}Slime Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Slime_Jelly|slime jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_meat.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Meat Donut}}Meat Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 meat slab
|3 Nutriment, 2 ketchup
|Tastes as gross as it looks.
|-
![[File:Donut_chaos.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chaos Donut}}Chaos Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Hot Sauce|Hot Sauce]] + 5 units [[#Cold Sauce|Cold Sauce]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar
'''Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): ''' 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
|-
![[File:Donut_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Donut}}Berry Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Donut}}Spaceman's Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Donut}}Apple Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Donut}}Caramel Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Donut}}Chocolate Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Donut}}Blumpkin Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Donut}}Bungo Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]] + 5 units [[#Cold Sauce|Cold Sauce]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Donut}}Matcha Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Jelly Donut}}Berry Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Jelly Donut}}Spaceman's Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Jelly Donut}}Apple Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Jelly Donut}}Caramel Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Jelly Donut}}Chocolate Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Jelly Donut}}Blumpkin Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Jelly Donut}}Bungo Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Jelly Donut}}Matcha Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Slime Donut}}Berry Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Slime Donut}}Spaceman's Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Slime Donut}}Apple Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Slime Donut}}Caramel Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Slime Donut}}Chocolate Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Slime Donut}}Blumpkin Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Slime Donut}}Bungo Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Slime Donut}}Matcha Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylent Green
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 2 Human Meats
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylen Viridians
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Soy Bean
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
|-
![[File:waffles.png|64px]]
!Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with syrup traps.
|-
![[File:roffle.png|64px]]
!Roffle Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen
|8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
![[File:fortunecookie.png|64px]]
!Fortune Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy
|3 Nutriment
|Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
![[File:Sugarcookie.png|64px]]
!Sugar Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Just like your little sister used to make.
|-
![[File:muffin.png|64px]]
!Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|6 Nutriment
|Muffin!
|-
![[File:Berrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Berry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment
|A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
|-
![[File:Booberrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Booberry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|6 Nutriment
|My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
|-
![[File:cracker.png|64px]]
!Cracker
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|1 Nutriment
|Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
|-
![[File:pretzel.png|64px]]
!Poppy Pretzel
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Poppy Seed
|5 Nutriment
|Heals brute damage with opium!
|-
![[File:Biscuit.png|64px]]
!Plump Biscuits
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
|-
![[File:Oatmealcookie.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|The best of both cookie and oat.
|-
![[File:Raisincookie.png|64px]]
!Raisin Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk + 1 [[#4no Raisins|4no Raisins]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Why would you put raisins on a cookie?
|-
![[File:Cherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cherry
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
|-
![[File:Bluecherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Blue Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Blue cherry
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
|-
![[File:Dankpocket.png|64px]]
!Dank-pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cannabis
|3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Lipolicide|Lipolicide]], 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space Drugs|Space Drugs]], 4 Nutriment
|
|-
![[File:Khachapuri.png|64px]]
!Khachapuri
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 5 units egg yolk
|12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Chococornet.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cornet
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 1 unit Salt + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bar]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Honeybun.png|64px]]
!Honey Bun
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 5 units Honey
|5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
|
|-
![[File:pancake.png|64px]]
!Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]]
|4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Can be stacked.
|-
![[File:bbpancake.png|64px]]
!Blueberry Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]], 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:ccpancake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Chip Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]], 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bar]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|-
![[File:Cannoli.png|64px]]
!Cannoli
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 1 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 3 units [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|
|}

===Sweets===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chocegg.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Egg
|1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco
|NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
|-
![[File:Chococoin.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Coin
|1 Coin + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Coco
|
|-
![[File:Chocodice.png|64px]]
!Fudge Dice
|1 Die + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Coco
|You get a fudge die after eating it.
|-
![[File:Chocoorange.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Orange
|1 Orange + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Coco
|
|-
![[File:candiedapple.png|64px]]
!Candied Apple
|5 units [[#Caramel|Caramel]] + 1 Apple
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!
|-
![[File:Honeybar.png|64px]]
!Honey Nut Bar
|1 Oat + 5 units Honey
|5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
|
|-
![[File:Spiderlollipop.png|64px]]
!Spider Lollipop
|1 Rod + 5 Sugar + 5 Water + 1 Spiderling
|1 Nutriment, 1 Toxin, 10 Iron, 5 Sugar, 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|
|}

===Frozen===
Paper cups can be dispensed from from water coolers, found in some places.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Icecreamsandwich.png|64px]]
!Icecream Sandwich
|1 [[#Vanilla Ice Cream|ice cream]] + 5 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Ice
|Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.
|-
![[File:spacefreezy.png|64px]]
!Space Freezy
|5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 5 Blue Cherry Jelly, 4 Vitamin
|The best icecream in space!
|-
![[File:sundae.png|64px]]
!Sundae
|5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|A classic desert.
|-
![[File:honkdae.png|64px]]
!Honkdae
|5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 10 Banana, 4 Vitamin
|The clown's favorite desert.
|-
![[File:Flavorless_sc.png|64px]]
!Flavorless Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice
|1u water
|
|-
![[File:Pineapple_sc.png|64px]]
!Pineapple Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Lime_sc.png|64px]]
!Lime Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Lime_Juice|lime juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Lemon_sc.png|64px]]
!Lemon Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Blue_sc.png|64px]]
!Apple Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Grape_sc.png|64px]]
!Grape Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Grape_Juice|grape juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Orange_sc.png|64px]]
!Orange Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Orange_Juice|orange juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Red_sc.png|64px]]
!Bluecherry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Blue_Cherry_Jelly|blue cherry jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Blue_sc.png|64px]]
!Cherry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Cherry_Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Berry_sc.png|64px]]
!Berry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad_sc.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Orange_Juice|orange juice]] + 5u [[#Lime_Juice|lime juice]] + 5u [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Mime_sc.png|64px]]
!Mime Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Nothing|nothing]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Clown_sc.png|64px]]
!Clown Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u Laughter
|?
|
|-
![[File:Soda_sc.png|64px]]
!Space Cola Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u cola
|?
|
|-
![[File:Pwrgamer_sc.png|64px]]
!Pwr Game Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 15u [[#Pwr_Game|Pwr Game]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Honey_sc.png|64px]]
!Honey Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u honey
|?
|
|-
![[File:Rainbow_sc.png|64px]]
!Rainbow Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u {{Tooltip|[[#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]]|{{RecursiveChem/Colorful Reagent}}}}
|?
|
|}

===Exotic===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chaw.png|64px]]
!Chawanmushi
|5 units Water + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 1 Chanterelle
|5 Nutriment
|Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
|-
![[File:wingchu.png|64px]]
!Wing Fang Chu
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|At least it wasn't the [[Ian|dog]].
|-
![[File:enchi.png|64px]]
!Enchiladas
|2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 2 chilis + 2 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]]s
|8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin
|Spicy.
|-
![[File:classictaco.png|64px]]
!Classic Taco
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Cabbage
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce
|-
![[File:plaintaco.png|64px]]
!Plain Taco
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food.
|-
![[File:Wrap.png|64px]]
!Egg Wrap
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 Cabbage + 10 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|5 Nutriment
|The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
|-
![[File:Burrito.png|64px]]
!Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Delicious!
|-
![[File:CheesyBurrito.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|It's a burrito filled with cheese.
|-
![[File:CarneBurrito.png|64px]]
!Carne Asada Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Soybeans
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|The best burrito for meat lovers.
|-
![[File:PlasmaBurrito.png|64px]]
!Fuego Plasma Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 3 Vitamin
|A super spicy burrito.
|-
![[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
!Kebab
|1 [[Metal Rod]] + 2 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]s (meat must be same type!), 2 human meat steaks, 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s, or 1 lizard tail
|8 Nutriment
|You get the metal rod back after eating.
|-
![[File:Nachos.png|64px]]
!Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 unit Salt
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|Chips from Space Mexico
|-
![[File:CheesyNachos.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 unit Salt
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese.
|-
![[File:Cuban Nachos.png|64px]]
!Cuban Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]] + 2 Chili pepper
|7 Nutriment, 8 Capsaicin, 4 Vitamin
|That's some dangerously spicy nachos.
|-
![[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|64px]]
!Amanita Jelly
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Amanitas
|6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
![[File:duff.gif|64px]]
!Spacy Liberty Duff
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Liberty Caps
|6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|-
![[File:Melonkeg.gif|64px]]
!Melon Keg
|1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|9 Nutriment, 15 Vodka, 4 Vitamin
|Who knew vodka was a fruit?
|-
![[File:stuffedlegion.gif|64px]]
!Stuffed Legion
|1 Goliath meat steak + 1 Legion Core + 2 units Ketchup + 2 units Capsaicin
|5 Nutriment, 2 Capsaicin, 2 Vitamin
|Putting skulls to use as food bowls has never seemed better.
|-
![[File:powercrepe.png|64px]]
!Powercrepe
|1 [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] + 1 [[#Milk|Milk]] + 5 Cherry Jelly + 1 Super Power Cell + 1 Captain's Sabre
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Cherry Jelly
|With great power, comes great crepes.
|-
![[File:branrequests.png|64px]]
!Bran Requests Cereal
|1 Wheat + 1 [[#4no Raisins|4no Raisins]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 10 Salt
|A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran.
|-
![[File:Riceandpork.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice and Pork}}Rice and Pork
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 2 Cutlet
|18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine
| It's rice and ..."pork".
|-
![[File:BBQ_ribs.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|BBQ Ribs}}BBQ Ribs
|2 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 2 rods + 5u [[#BBQ Sauce|BBQ sauce]]
|?
| Sweet, Smokey, Savory, and gets everywhere. Perfect for Grilling.
|-
![[File:Eggbowl.png|64px]]
!Egg Bowl
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|Boiled egg]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn
|4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|A bowl of rice with a fried egg.
|-
![[File:Ricepudding.png|64px]]
!Rice Pudding
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar
|9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
|
|-
![[File:Meatbun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Bun}}Meat Bun
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Cabbage
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Has the potential to not be Dog.
|-
![[File:Ratkebab.png|64px]]
!Rat kebab
|1 Dead Mouse, 1 Metal Rod
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
|-
![[File:Doubleratkebab.png|64px]]
!Double Rat Kebab
|2 Dead Mice, 1 Metal Rod
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Twice the rat, twice the flavor.
|-
![[File:Butterbear.png|64px]]
!Butterbear{{Anchor|Butterbear}}{{Anchor|Terrygold}}
|15 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 brain (with soul) + 1 heart + 5 meat slabs + 50 units blood + 1 unit [[Guide_to_chemistry#Teslium|Teslium]].
|N/A
|A butter/bear hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. The crew can eat the bear by smacking it, but it has a large regeneration factor to counteract this. When the bear slaps people it has a significant chance to slip its unfortunate victim. The bear will be named Terrygold.
|-
![[File:Royal_cheese.png|64px]]
!Royal Cheese{{Anchor|Royal Cheese}}
|1 [[#Cheese_Wheel|cheese wheel]] + 1 gold crown + 5 units {{Tooltip|[[#Strange Reagent|Strange Reagent]]|{{RecursiveChem/Strange Reagent}}}} + 5 units {{Tooltip|[[#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]]|{{RecursiveChem/Unstable Mutagen}}}}.
|20 Gold, 15 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Unstable Mutagen
|Feed a rat with it to turn it into a rat king.
|-
|}

===Custom Recipes===
Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Custom food
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|How to acquire
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Bread}}Custom Bread
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]]. Sliceable for custom [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Cake
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pizza}}Custom Pizza
|Use ingredients on a [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pie}}Custom Pie
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Spaghetti}}Custom Spaghetti
|Use ingredients on a plate of [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom salad}}Custom Salad
|Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Soup
|Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom kebab}}Custom Kebab
|Use ingredients on a metal rod.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom sandwich}}Custom Sandwich
|Use ingredients on any [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]. Use another [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] (any type) to finish the sandwich.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom burger}}Custom Burger
|Use ingredients on a [[#Bun|bun]].
|}

===Recipe Books===
Some recipes will only be visible in your crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] after reading a special book first. So far there is only one such book:

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Book
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Unlocks
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Where to get
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Cooking_Desserts_101.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cooking_Desserts_101}}Cooking Desserts 101
|[[#Mime_Tart|Mime tart]], [[#Berry_Tart|berry tart]], [[#Chocolate_Lava_Tart|chocolate lava tart]], [[#Clown_Cake|clown cake]] and [[#Vanilla_Cake|vanilla cake]].
|Dinner-o-Mat
|
|}

==[[File:Icecream_Vat.png|64px]] Icecream Vat==
''Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!''[[File:Icecream_vat_window.png|thumb|400px|left|This is the window that opens when you click an Icecream Vat. ]]

For those hot days on the station there's an Icecream Vat, which can be used to make icecream. You do this by first clicking the Icecream Vat to open a window. To create an icecream, you must first dispense a cone. Then you click "select" next to the icecream type you want to put into the cone. Then you click the vat while holding the cone in hand. 

The vat starts with some icecream and several cones stored. To make more of them you must click the "make" buttons while having the correct ingredients stored in the vat. Making more icecream or cones will just store them in the vat, until you make an icecream with it as described above. 

The "Refill from beaker" button can be used to refill the vat with the standard ingredients (flour, sugar, milk, vanilla etc). Do it by loading a beaker (containing for example ice) into the vat, and then clicking "refill from beaker". The ice will be transferred to the vat, and can then be used if you click certain "make" buttons. Eject a beaker with alt-click. 

The recipes below describe which ingredients the vat must be filled with to be able to "make" the listed items.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Waffle_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Waffle Cone}}Waffle Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Cone}}Chocolate Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 1 coco powder
|Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Vanilla_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Ice Cream}}Vanilla Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit vanilla
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Strawberry_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Strawberry Ice Cream}}Strawberry Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Ice Cream}}Chocolate Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] 1 unit coco powder
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Blue_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Ice Cream}}Blue Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit [[#Singulo|Singulo]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Vanilla_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Custom Ice Cream}}Custom Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit optional flavoring (any reagent)
|This will let you create custom ice cream flavoured by any reagent. Do it by putting a beaker with any reagents into the Icecream Vat. Then click "Make" and "Select" next to "custom ice cream". Then dispense and use a cone on the Icecream Vat to create your custom icecream. Remove the beaker by alt-clicking the vat.
|}

==[[File:Grill_on.gif]]Grill==
Orderable from [[Supply_crates#Grilling_Starter_Kit|cargo]]. Grilling food adds grill marks, nutrition and char which makes it taste better. Can be powered with coal, wood or [[#Monkey_Energy|Monkey Energy]] [[File:Monkey_energy.png|16px]]. (Detailed instructions to be added)

==Vending Machine Food==
===[[File:Vendsnack.gif|64px]] Junk Food===
If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest [[Getmore Chocolate Corp|Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine]] for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Description
|-
![[File:Candy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Candy}}Candy
|Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Cup_Ramen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cup Ramen}}Cup Ramen
|Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
|-
![[File:Chips.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chips}}Chips
|Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Beef_Jerky.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky}}Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky
|Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:4no_Raisins.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|4no Raisins}}4no Raisins
|Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
|-
![[File:Space Twinkie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space_Twinkie}}Space Twinkie
|A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
|-
![[File:Cheesie_Honkers.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheesie Honkers}}Cheesie Honkers
|Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,
|-
|}

===[[File:Vendcola.gif|64px]] Junk Drinks===
If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest [[Robust Softdrinks|Robust Softdrinks -vending machine]].

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Space_Cola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|30u cola. In space. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Space_Mountain_Wind.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens [[Status_Effects#Sleep|sleep]], reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Dr_Gibb.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Star-kist.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Star-kist}}Star-kist
|Made up of 15u Cola and 15u [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
|-
![[File:Space-Up.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Purple_can.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pwr Game}}Pwr Game
|The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Lemon-Lime.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}{{anchor|Lemon Lime}}{{anchor|Orange Soda}}Lemon-Lime
|You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]].
|-
![[File:Canned_air.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Canned Air}}Canned air
|24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
|-
![[File:Energy_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grey Bull}}Grey Bull
|Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks.
|-
![[File:Monkey_energy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Monkey Energy}}Monkey Energy
|Unleash the ape! Works as fuel for the [[#Grill|grill]] and increases your speed if you're a monkey. Contains 50u.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!Sol Dry
|30u Sol Dry. In space. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]].
|}

===[[File:Vendcoffee.gif|64px]] Hot Drinks===
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a [[Hot Drinks Machine|Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine]]. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering [[space]] is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Robust_Coffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Robust Coffee}}Robust Coffee
|Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duke Purple Tea}}Duke Purple Tea
|An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dutch Hot Coco}}Dutch Hot Coco
|Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco heats you up if cold and has 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts [[#Milk|milk]] and 1 part cocoa heated to 320K.
|}

==Other food==
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Description

|-
![[File:Cookie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cookie}}Cookie
|A [[Cyborg#Peacekeeper|Peacekeeper cyborg]] can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.
|-
![[File:Lollipop.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lollipop}}Lollipop
|[[Cyborg#Medical|Medical cyborgs]] can dispense lollipops. Full of [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment.
|-
![[File:Gumball.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gumball}}Gumball
|[[Cyborg#Medical|Medical cyborgs]] can also dispense gumballs! These contain not only sugar, but also [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|healing chemicals]].
|-

|}

==Hunger==
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

[[File:hungerlevels.gif]]
The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat.
Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

===Starvation===
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the [[Kitchen]] for a burger or slice of meatbread!

===Obesity===
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the [[solars]]. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but [[Surgery#Lipoplasty|surgery]] or using [[Guide_to_chemistry#lipocide|lipocide]] is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mint_Toxin|mint toxin]] (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

===Satiety===
Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|good]] and [[Guide_to_chemistry#Toxins|bad]] reagents slower, for a higher total effect.
On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.

===Breakfast===
Some food and drink types will give a positive moodlet for 10 minutes if consumed within 15 minutes of the start of the shift. These are:
*most egg based foods
*coffee
*bacon
*oatmeal
*orange juice
*milk
*pancakes
*waffles
*donuts
*toasts
*biscuits
*cereal

[[Category:Guides]]

Chem Dispenser

2021-05-13T16:00:01Z

TF4:

Medical items. Used to [[Traitor|usually]] heal people.
==Items==

===Diagnostics===
The items for diagnosing the patient.

{{anchor|Health Analyzer}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #E9C1FF
|bgcolor2 = #E2ADFF
|name = Health Analyzer
|image = Healthanalyzer.png
|foundin = [[Medical storage|Medical Storage]], O2 Emergency Lockers all over the station, Medical [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development#Techfab|techfab]], Autolathe
|usedfor = Determining the patient's damage
|strategy = Use it on your patient and see readings
|description = Whip this out and use it on someone to see a summary of their condition. As a medical professional, your PDA also has a built in Health Analyzer, just make sure to activate it before use. The results are broken up into sections:
*Overall health percentage
*Damage Type
*Blood Type
*Medical ID
*[[Brain Trauma]]s
*Temperature
*Infection warning (only appears if there is one)

An ideal reading for a health scan:
Analyzing Results for [Character Name]:
Overall Status: 100% healthy
Damage Specifics: 0-0-0-0
Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burns/Brute
Body Temperature: 34.3943°C (93.91°F)
Localized Damage, Burn/Brute:
Limbs are OK.
<nowiki>Subject bloodstream oxygen level normal | Subject bloodstream toxin level minimal | Subject
burn injury status O.K | Subject brute-force injury status O.K</nowiki>

The health analyzer has two modes: a health scan which is described above and a chemical scan. Use the chemical mode to identify any chemicals in a person's bloodstream. If the subject is addicted to any chems then the analyzer will identify them in a chemical scan.
}}

{{anchor|Advanced Health Analyzer}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #E9C1FF
|bgcolor2 = #E2ADFF
|name = Advanced Health Analyzer
|image = Healthadv.png
|foundin = [[Chief Medical Officer's Office]], Medical [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development#Techfab|techfab]]
|usedfor = Determining the patient's damage
|strategy = Use it on your patient and see readings
|description = Has all of the features of a normal health analyzer, but it can see quite a bit more.
* It can display the cellular damage level
* It can display the stamina level
* It can display the brain activity level (it can measure brain damage)
* It can display the radiation level
* It can show if a person is hallucinating or not
* It can display if a person is deaf or not, and if it was a result of trauma or from genetics
* It can display if a person is blind or not, and if it was a result of trauma or from genetics
* It can display liver damage (it can measure alcohol damage)
* It can display how long ago a corpse died, and if it is defibable or not
* It can display more advanced virus statistics (transmission levels, severity levels, etc.)
* It can display blood levels
* It can display the amount of reagents inside of a person's body, and if they are overdosed on it or not
* It can display the reagents the person is currently addicted to
}}

{{anchor|Pen Light}} {{anchor|Penlight}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #E9C1FF
|bgcolor2 = #E2ADFF
|name = Penlight
|image = Plight.png
|foundin = [[Medical storage|Medical Storage]], [[Genetics]]
|usedfor = Determining the patient's eye condition or if the patient is alive, or seeing if patient has a tongue.
|strategy = Toggle the light on, aim for the eyes or mouth and use on the patient
|description = Works like a flashlight, but with a much lower brightness. Target a patient's eyes to identify blindness and x-ray vision. Target a patient's mouth to see their tongue, if they have one, as well as any [[Surgery#Dental_Implant|pills in their teeth]]. Click on patients from a distance with a penlight to create a medical hologram with a ping, useful for quickly signalling that you want to treat them.
}}

{{anchor|Stethoscope}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #E9C1FF
|bgcolor2 = #E2ADFF
|name = Stethoscope
|image = Stethoscope.png
|foundin = [[Medical storage|Medical Storage]]
|usedfor = Listening to patient's pulse and respiration
|strategy = Use it on a patient. ...or a [[safe]].
|description = An outdated medical apparatus for listening to the sounds of the human body. It also makes you look like you know what you're doing.
}}

===Basic Treatments===
These are your basic go-to items for stabilizing casualties and treating everyday brute, burn, toxin and oxygen deprivation damage. Every good medical professional should keep a few of these on them in case of emergency. Chances are you'll need them in a hurry.

{{anchor|Bruise Pack}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #cce6ff
|bgcolor2 = #99ccff
|name = Bruise Pack
|image = Bpack.png
|foundin = [[Medical storage|Medical Storage]], [[Prison Wing]], [[Dormitory]]
|usedfor = Treating bruise damage
|strategy = Aim for the damaged limb and apply the bruise pack on the patient
|description = Used to cure brute damage. Target the area with brute damage and apply. This works even on those in critical condition, so if someone has stabilized the casualty, either by [[Epinephrine]] or by giving CPR, whip out your Health Analyzer and apply where needed. Come in stacks of six.
}}

{{anchor|Ointment}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #cce6ff
|bgcolor2 = #99ccff
|name = Ointment
|image = oint.png
|foundin = [[Medical storage|Medical Storage]], [[Prison Wing]], [[Dormitory]]
|usedfor = Treating burn damage
|strategy = Aim for the damaged limb and apply the ointment on the patient
|description = Exactly the same as the bruise pack, except it is used to treat burn damage.
}}

{{anchor|Medical gauze}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #cce6ff
|bgcolor2 = #99ccff
|name = Medical gauze
|image = Gauze.png
|foundin = [[Medical storage|Medical Storage]], [[Dormitory]], [[#Nanomed Plus|Nanomed Plus]]
|usedfor = Temporarily stopping bleeding
|strategy = Apply the gauze on the patient - aim for whichever part is exposed and it will work!
|description = Used to stop bleeding. It won't last forever and it doesn't heal any damage. Works on dead people.
}}

{{anchor|Epinephrine}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #cce6ff
|bgcolor2 = #99ccff
|name = [[Epinephrine|Epinephrine]]
|image = Bottle16.png
|foundin = [[Vending_machine#Medbay|NanoMed Plus -vending machines]], [[Medical storage|Medical Storage]], O2 Emergency Lockers all over the station
|usedfor = Treating suffocation damage
|strategy = Inject the patient
|description = [[File:Syringes.png|64px]] A very handy chemical to have to hand in an emergency, Epinephrine will stabilize anyone in critical condition, and temporarily prevent them from dying in front of you, just like CPR. Inject into the casualty and commence treatment quickly before it wears off.
}}

{{anchor|Syringe}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #cce6ff
|bgcolor2 = #99ccff
|name = Syringe
|image = Syringes.png
|foundin = [[Medical storage|Medical Storage]], [[Chemistry]]
|usedfor = Injecting medicine, taking blood samples
|strategy = Apply it while in hand to toggle inject or draw mode
|description = A syringe is a container especially used for holding liquids. They have two modes -- inject and draw. While in draw mode, a syringe takes liquids from other liquid containers such as [[bottle]]s and [[beaker]]s and even [[crew|people]] 5 mg at a time. While in inject mode it will push its contents 5 mg at a time into a target, including other containers. Syringes can be injected into food and drinks, even those still sitting on a table.

A syringe can hold up to 15 mg of liquid and will survive reactions happening inside of it in spite of appearances.

They are most often found inside syringe boxes in the open around [[medbay]] or in [[medical lockers]] or in [[medical crates]] ordered from the [[Quartermaster]]. [[Medical dispensers]] also provide a number of empty syringes.

[[File:Srybox.png|64px]] Empty syringes can be found in boxes located around [[Medbay]]. Specialised pre-filled syringes can also found in Medical kits, such as [[Anti-Toxin]] or [[Epinephrine]]. [[Spaceacillin]] syringes are also in [[Medical dispensers]].
}}

{{anchor|Syringe Gun}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #cce6ff
|bgcolor2 = #99ccff
|name = Syringe Gun
|image = Sgun.png
|foundin = [[Medical storage|Medical Storage]]
|usedfor = Tranquilizing the chucklefucks
|strategy = Load the gun with a syringe filled with whatever and shoot at the patient
|description = Fire at people at a range with a syringe, useful if [[Chloral Hydrate]] or [[Fluorosulfuric Acid|acid]] is in the needles. Not good for medicine applications (does minor damage each hit).
}}

{{anchor|Rapid Syringe Gun}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #cce6ff
|bgcolor2 = #99ccff
|name = Rapid Syringe Gun
|image = Rapidsyringegun.png
|foundin = Medbay Protalathe
|usedfor = Tranquilizing the chucklefucks
|strategy = A modification of the syringe gun design, using a rotating cylinder to store up to six syringes
|description = It's a syringe gun, but it can be loaded with up to 6 syringes so you don't have to manually reload it after each shot. Alternate syringes for making people catch fire or go boom.
}}

{{anchor|Hypospray}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #cce6ff
|bgcolor2 = #99ccff
|name = Hypospray
|image = Hspray.png
|foundin = [[Chief Medical Officer's Office]]
|usedfor = Applying medicine quickly
|strategy = Fill with medicine, apply to patient for quick healing
|description = A fast syringe that can be loaded with up to 30u of any chemical, and injected instantly unlike normal syringes. The patient feels a ''tiny prick''!
}}

{{anchor|Eyedropper}}{{anchor|Dropper}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #cce6ff
|bgcolor2 = #99ccff
|name = Dropper
|image = Eyedropper.png
|foundin = [[Chemistry]], [[Medical storage|Medical Storage]], [[R&D Lab]]
|usedfor = Applying medicine quickly, small amounts at a time
|strategy = Fill with medicine, apply to patient
|description = '''Toggle in hand to change it to drop one to five units at a time.''' A dropper is a container used for holding 5u of liquids. An empty dropper will store liquids from other liquid containers such as [[bottle]]s and [[beaker]]s. Once full, you can squirt the contents of the dropper at any target adjacent or below you, including other liquid containers, or on people's faces.
}}

{{anchor|Bottle}}{{anchor|Beaker}}{{anchor|Water Bottle}}{{anchor|Cryo Beaker}}{{anchor|Cryostasis Beaker}}{{anchor|Large Beaker}}{{anchor|Large Water Bottle}}{{anchor|XL Beaker}}{{anchor|Meta Beaker}}{{anchor|Bluespace Beaker}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #cce6ff
|bgcolor2 = #99ccff
|name = Beaker
|image = beaker.png
|foundin = [[Medical storage|Medical Storage]], [[Chemistry]], [[Robotics]], [[R&D Lab]]
|usedfor = Transporting and mixing chemicals
|strategy = Transport chemicals or mix them and watch magic happen
|description = This is a container specifically for holding liquids. They are most commonly found in [[Medbay]] and [[Chemistry Lab]]. It is <strike>ill-advised</strike> always a great idea to splash whatever you find in a beaker onto your face and neck, or if possible, to inject it straight into your veins with a [[syringe]].

There are multiple types of beakers:
[[file:bottle.png]] '''Bottle''' is a smaller version of a Beaker and can be made by a [[Chemist]] from a [[ChemMaster 3000]] and are mostly used to fill [[syringe]]s. A bottle holds up to 30 units of liquid.
[[File:beaker.png]] '''Beaker''' is a standard glass beaker. Holds 50 units of liquid. 
[[File:waterbottle.png]] '''Water Bottle''' works the same as a beaker, and can be made with [[Guide_to_chemistry#Plastic_Sheets|plastic sheets]]. Holds 50 units of liquid. 
[[File:cryostasis_beaker.gif]] '''Cryostasis Beaker''' holds 50 units of liquid. Chemicals will not mix or react while in this beaker. Splashing contained chemicals will not make them react either, as with all other beakers. 
[[File:Large Beaker.png]] '''Large Beaker''' holds 100 units of liquid. 
[[File:large_water_bottle.png]] '''Large Water Bottle''' works the same as a large beaker, and can be made with [[Guide_to_chemistry#Plastic_Sheets|plastic sheets]]. Holds 100 units of liquid. 
[[File:XL_beaker.png]] '''XL Beaker''' holds 120 units of liquid. 
[[File:meta_beaker.png]] '''Meta Beaker''' holds 180 units of liquid. 
[[File:bluespace_beaker.gif]] '''Bluespace Beaker''' holds 300 units of liquid. Can not be used in ordinary [[Grenade|grenade]] casings. 

}}

{{anchor|Pill Bottle}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #cce6ff
|bgcolor2 = #99ccff
|name = Pill Bottle
|image = Pill Bottle.png
|foundin = [[Chemistry]]
|usedfor = Transporting pills
|strategy = Put pills inside, take pills out when needed
|description = It's an airtight container for storing medication.
}}

{{anchor|DNA Injector}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #cce6ff
|bgcolor2 = #99ccff
|name = DNA Injector
|image = DNA Injector.png
|foundin = [[Genetics]]
|usedfor = Transfering genetics from subject to another
|strategy = Make one in the DNA Scanner Access Console and use it on someone or yourself
|description = This injects the person with DNA. It stores either UI (Unique Identifiers), UE (Unique Enzymes) or mutations (with mutation name) and transfers these things instantly to a person upon injection.
}}

===Surgical Tools===
These items are used in [[surgery]]. Surgical tools can be found in [[Operating Theatre]] and [[Robotics]]. Additionally, Cargo can make all of them (with the exception of drapes) using their Autolathe. It is best to keep surgical tools in their proper places so your fellow crewmembers can use them when they need them.

{{anchor|Drapes}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #E9FFBE
|bgcolor2 = #E2FFA8
|name = Drapes
|image = Drapes.png
|foundin = [[Operating Theatre]], [[Robotics]]
|usedfor = Determining which place is about to be cut, sliced 'n' diced
|strategy = Use drapes on a patient who's (preferably) on the operating table
|description = Nanotrasen brand surgical drapes provide optimal safety and infection control.
}}

{{anchor|Scalpel}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #E9FFBE
|bgcolor2 = #E2FFA8
|name = Scalpel
|image = Scalpel.png
|foundin = [[Operating Theatre]], [[Robotics]]
|usedfor = Incisions in surgery, or melee combat
|strategy = Use it on the patient when you need to do an incision
|description = Cut, cut, and once more cut.
}}

{{anchor|Circular Saw}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #E9FFBE
|bgcolor2 = #E2FFA8
|name = Circular Saw
|image = Saw.png
|foundin = [[Operating Theatre]], [[Robotics]]
|usedfor = Cutting through bone, cutting out brains or cutting logs into planks
|strategy = Use it on the patient when needed in a surgical procedure
|description = Note the blood stains; if there are no blood stains... you already know what you're doing with this bad boy. This is a normal-sized item capable of being used by [[Medical Doctor]]s to cut out [[brain]]s to be put into [[roboticist#cyborgs|robots]]. It is also a highly effective melee weapon. It is extremely easy to blind yourself and others with this weapon, so letting the entire crew run around with these is extremely dangerous. It may also be used to cut logs into planks.
}}

{{anchor|Surgical Drill}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #E9FFBE
|bgcolor2 = #E2FFA8
|name = Surgical Drill
|image = Drill.png
|foundin = [[Operating Theatre]], [[Robotics]]
|usedfor = Drilling through bone
|strategy = Use it on the patient when needed in a surgical procedure
|description = A item used for surgery. Surprisingly robust, especially against eyes.
}}

{{anchor|Hemostat}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #E9FFBE
|bgcolor2 = #E2FFA8
|name = Hemostat
|image = Hemostat.png
|foundin = [[Operating Theatre]], [[Robotics]]
|usedfor = Clamping blood vessels to prevent bleeding
|strategy = Use it on the patient when needed in a surgical procedure
|description = You can drill using this item. You dig?"
}}

{{anchor|Cautery}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #E9FFBE
|bgcolor2 = #E2FFA8
|name = Cautery
|image = Cautery.png
|foundin = [[Operating Theatre]], [[Robotics]]
|usedfor = cauterizing wounds to prevent bleeding
|strategy = Use it on the patient when needed in a surgical procedure
|description = This stops bleeding.
}}

{{anchor|Laser Scalpel}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #E9FFBE
|bgcolor2 = #E2FFA8
|name = Laser Scalpel
|image = Laser_scalpel_scalpel.png
|foundin = Medical [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development#Techfab|techfab]] and Science [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development#Protolathe|Protolathe]] (after research)
|usedfor = upgraded scalpel and saw two-in-one
|strategy = Does [[Surgery|surgical]] steps faster than basic scalpel and saw.
|description = Active in hand to toggle between low power (scalpel) mode [[File:Laser_scalpel_scalpel.png]] and high power (saw) mode [[File:Laser_scalpel_saw.png]].
}}

{{anchor|Mechanical Pinches}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #E9FFBE
|bgcolor2 = #E2FFA8
|name = Mechanical Pinches
|image = Mechanical_pinches_retractor.png
|foundin = Medical [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development#Techfab|techfab]] and Science [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development#Protolathe|Protolathe]] (after research)
|usedfor = upgraded retractor and and hemostat two-in-one
|strategy = Does [[Surgery|surgical]] steps faster than basic retractor and hemostat.
|description = Active in hand to toggle between retractor mode [[File:Mechanical_pinches_retractor.png]] and hemostat mode [[File:Mechanical_pinches_hemostat.png]].
}}

{{anchor|Searing Tool}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #E9FFBE
|bgcolor2 = #E2FFA8
|name = Searing Tool
|image = Searing_tool_cautery.png
|foundin = Medical [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development#Techfab|techfab]] and Science [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development#Protolathe|Protolathe]] (after research)
|usedfor = upgraded cautery and surgical drill two-in-one
|strategy = Does [[Surgery|surgical]] steps faster than basic cautery and surgical drill.
|description = Active in hand to toggle between mending (cautery) mode [[File:Searing_tool_cautery.png]] and drilling mode [[File:Searing_tool_drill.png]].
}}

{{anchor|SleepingAgent_Tank}}{{anchor|Sleeping Agent_Tank}}{{anchor|Sleeping Agent}}{{anchor|Sleeping Agent Tank}}{{anchor|Anesthetic}}{{anchor|Anesthetic Tank}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #E9FFBE
|bgcolor2 = #E2FFA8
|name = Anesthetic Tank
|image = N2Otank.png
|foundin = [[Operating Theatre]], [[Robotics]]
|usedfor = Putting the patient asleep
|strategy = See below
|description = A tank filled with Nitrous Oxide for keeping the patient unconscious during surgery to prevent him/her from <s>escaping</s> feeling pain.
'''How to set internals:'''
* To set internals and make your patient sleep you need to first remove any item from their back. Once done you need to put a breath mask on them and then put the anesthetic tank onto their back. Once it is on their back you can put them on internals by clicking "set internals" on the same menu you used to put the tank on their back. Once done your patient should fall asleep. Remember to use a proper anesthetic mixture, as pure N2O will suffocate the patient.
}}

===Medical Gear===
Clothes and other equipment made especially for the doctors.

{{Item
|name=[[Health Scanner HUD]]
|bgcolor1 = #FFEEB6
|bgcolor2 = #EDDA98
|image = MedGlasses.png
}}

{{Item
|name=[[Sterile Mask]]
|bgcolor1 = #FFEEB6
|bgcolor2 = #EDDA98
|image = Sterilemask.png
}}

{{Item
|name=[[Latex Gloves]]
|bgcolor1 = #FFEEB6
|bgcolor2 = #EDDA98
|image = LGloves.png
}}

{{Item
|name=[[Nitrile Gloves]]
|bgcolor1 = #FFEEB6
|bgcolor2 = #EDDA98
|image = Nitrile_gloves.png
}}

{{Item
|name=[[Medical Belt]]
|bgcolor1 = #FFEEB6
|bgcolor2 = #EDDA98
|image = Medicalbelt.png
}}

{{Item
|name=[[Medical Backpack]]
|bgcolor1 = #FFEEB6
|bgcolor2 = #EDDA98
|image = Medpack.png
}}

{{Item
|name=[[Bio Hood]]
|bgcolor1 = #FFEEB6
|bgcolor2 = #EDDA98
|image = BioHood.png
}}

{{Item
|name=[[Bio-suit]]
|bgcolor1 = #FFEEB6
|bgcolor2 = #EDDA98
|image = BioSuit.png
}}

{{Item
|name=[[Muzzle]]
|bgcolor1 = #FFEEB6
|bgcolor2 = #EDDA98
|image = Muzzle.png
}}

{{Item
|name=[[Straight Jacket]]
|bgcolor1 = #FFEEB6
|bgcolor2 = #EDDA98
|image = Straight.png
}}

===Medical Kits===
These are stocked in medbay and some other locations on-station. Remember that you can always order more from cargo if you run out. [[Roboticist]]s can use these to make [[medibot]]s once they're empty, and these make your job a lot easier, so don't be shy about taking them over to their desk when you have a moment. Back when [[Telescience]] was a thing, [[Scientist|scientists]] sometimes stole these up while cackling madly. It was probably [[syndicate|nothing to worry about.]]
To use a medical kit, both hands must be free. Pick up the medical kit and select the empty hand. Now click on your kit and it should open like a backpack, with the supplies inside, which you can remove, place into your free hand and use.

{{anchor|First-Aid Kit a.k.a. Medkit}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #CEFFF4
|bgcolor2 = #ADEDDF
|name = First-Aid Kit a.k.a. Medkit
|image = SMed.png
|foundin = [[Medical storage|Medical Storage]]
|usedfor = Carrying medicine for the most common injuries
|strategy = Use the contents to heal patients
|contents = [[File:Gauze.png|link=#Medical gauze|Medical gauze]] [[File:Bpack.png|link=Bruise Pack]] [[File:Bpack.png|link=Bruise Pack]] [[File:oint.png|link=Ointment]] [[File:oint.png|link=Ointment]] [[File:MediPen.png|link=General items#MediPen|Epinephrine medipen]] [[File:Healthanalyzer.png|link=Health Analyzer]]
|description = Useful for most cases (brute and burn damage) you will witness on the station. Even the most basic assistant can bring many people back from the brink of death with the help of this kit.
}}

{{anchor|Toxin First-Aid Kit}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #CEFFF4
|bgcolor2 = #ADEDDF
|name = Toxin First-Aid Kit
|image = Tmed.png
|foundin = [[Medical storage|Medical Storage]]
|usedfor = Carrying medicine for toxin damage
|strategy = Use the contents to heal patients
|contents = [[File:Pill_Bottle.png|link=Guide_to_chemistry#Multiver|3x 10u Multiver pills]] [[File:Syringe.png|link=Guide_to_chemistry#Syriniver|15u Syriniver syringe]] [[File:Syringe.png|link=Guide_to_chemistry#Syriniver|15u Syriniver syringe]] [[File:Syringe.png|link=Guide_to_chemistry#Syriniver|15u Syriniver syringe]] [[File:Pill_Bottle.png|link=Guide_to_chemistry#Potassium_Iodide|3x 15u Potassium Iodide pills]] [[File:MediPen.png|link=Guide_to_chemistry#Pentetic_Acid|10u Pentetic Acid medipen]] [[File:Healthanalyzer.png|link=Health Analyzer]]
|description = This kit is for the treatment of toxin damage.
Toxin kits may come with 1 of 3 biohazard symbols instead of a cross ([[File:TB1Med.png]][[File:TB2Med.png]][[File:TB3Med.png]]), but the contents should be the same.
}}

{{anchor|Fire First-Aid Kit}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #CEFFF4
|bgcolor2 = #ADEDDF
|name = Burn treatment kit
|image = Bmed.png
|foundin = [[Medical storage|Medical Storage]], [[Engineering]]
|usedfor = Carrying medicine for burn damage
|strategy = Use the contents to heal patients
|contents = [[File:Bandaid_burn.png|link=Guide to chemistry#Aiuri|10u aiuri patch (burn)]] [[File:Bandaid_burn.png|link=Guide to chemistry#Aiuri|10u aiuri patch (burn)]] [[File:Bandaid_burn.png|link=Guide to chemistry#Aiuri|10u aiuri patch (burn)]] [[File:Cleaner.png|link=Guide_to_chemistry#Rhigoxane|100u spray bottle of Rhigoxane]] [[File:MediPen.png|link=Guide_to_chemistry#Oxandrolone|10u Oxandrolone medipen]] [[File:MediPen.png|link=General items#MediPen|Epinephrine medipen]] [[File:Healthanalyzer.png|link=Health Analyzer]]
|description = This kit is for the treatment of burn damage. Each burn patch contains 20u [[Guide to chemistry#Silver Sulfadiazine|silver sulfadiazine]].
Burn treatment kits may have a flame symbol ([[File:BMedFlame.png]]) instead of a cross, though the contents should be the same.
}}

{{anchor|Brute trauma treatment kit}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #CEFFF4
|bgcolor2 = #ADEDDF
|name = Brute trauma treatment kit
|image = Brutefak.png
|foundin = [[Medical storage|Medical Storage]], [[Shaft Miner#The Rewards|mining equipment vendors]]
|usedfor = Carrying medicine for brute damage and gauze to treat bleeding from brute damage
|strategy = Use the contents to heal patients
|contents = [[File:Bandaid_brute.png|link=Guide to chemistry#Libital|10u libital patch (brute)]] [[File:Bandaid_brute.png|link=Guide to chemistry#Libital|10u libital patch (brute)]] [[File:Bandaid_brute.png|link=Guide to chemistry#Libital|10u libital patch (brute)]] [[File:Gauze.png|link=#Medical gauze|Medical gauze]] [[File:Pill_Bottle.png|link=Guide_to_chemistry#Trophazole|4x 15u Trophazole pills]] [[File:MediPen.png|link=Guide_to_chemistry#Salicyclic_Acid|10u Salicyclic Acid medipen]] [[File:Healthanalyzer.png|link=Health Analyzer]]
|description = This kit is for the treatment of brute damage. Each patch contains 20u of [[Guide to chemistry#Styptic Powder|styptic powder]].
}}

{{anchor|Oxygen Deprivation First-Aid Kit}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #CEFFF4
|bgcolor2 = #ADEDDF
|name = Oxygen Deprivation First-Aid Kit
|image = O2med.png
|foundin = [[Medical storage|Medical Storage]]
|usedfor = Carrying medicine for suffocation damage
|strategy = Use the contents to heal patients
|contents = [[File:Syringes.png|link=Guide to chemistry#Convermol|Syringe (Convermol)]] [[File:Syringes.png|link=Guide to chemistry#Convermol|Syringe (Convermol)]][[File:Syringes.png|link=Guide to chemistry#Convermol|Syringe (Convermol)]] [[File:MediPen.png|link=Guide_to_chemistry#Salbutamol|10u Salbutamol medipen]] [[File:Pill_Bottle.png|link=Guide_to_chemistry#Active_Pure_Chemicals|4x 30u iron pills]] [[File:MediPen.png|link=General items#MediPen|Epinephrine medipen]] [[File:Healthanalyzer.png|link=Health Analyzer]]
|description = This kit is for the treatment of suffocation damage. Each syringe contains 15u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Perfluorodecalin|Perfluorodecalin]].
}}

{{anchor|Box of hugs}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #CEFFF4
|bgcolor2 = #ADEDDF
|name = Box of hugs
|image = hugbox.png
|foundin = [[Maintenance]], [[#Nanomed Plus|Nanomed Plus]]
|usedfor = Carrying medicine for common injuries, hugging
|strategy = Use the contents to heal patients. Use the box to calm sensitive patients.
|contents = [[File:Bpack.png|link=Bruise Pack]] [[File:oint.png|link=Ointment]] [[File:MediPen.png|link=General items#MediPen|Epinephrine medipen]]
|description = This box is made for the well-being of sensitive persons.
}}

===Pill Bottles===
These are located in the [[Genetics|Genetics lab]]. The chemicals contained within these bottles are mostly useful for clones.

{{anchor|Bottle of Mannitol Pills}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #CEFFF4
|bgcolor2 = #ADEDDF
|name = Bottle of Mannitol Pills
|image = Pill_Bottle.png
|foundin = [[Genetics]]
|usedfor = Treating brain damage in patients, particularly the newly-cloned.
|strategy = Get the patient to swallow a pill. Slip a pill in the cryo beakers.
|contents = [[File:apill.png|Mannitol pill]] [[File:apill.png|Mannitol pill]] [[File:apill.png|Mannitol pill]] [[File:apill.png|Mannitol pill]] [[File:apill.png|Mannitol pill]] [[File:apill.png|Mannitol pill]] [[File:apill.png|Mannitol pill]]
|description = Contains pills used to treat brain damage.
}}

{{anchor|Bottle of Mutadone Pills}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #CEFFF4
|bgcolor2 = #ADEDDF
|name = Bottle of Mutadone Pills
|image = Pill_Bottle.png
|foundin = [[Genetics]]
|usedfor = Removing genetic mutations in patients including superpowers and disabilities.
|strategy = Get the patient to swallow a pill. Force one into a monkey to turn it into a human.
|contents = [[File:MutadonePill.png|Mutadone pill]] [[File:MutadonePill.png|Mutadone pill]] [[File:MutadonePill.png|Mutadone pill]] [[File:MutadonePill.png|Mutadone pill]] [[File:MutadonePill.png|Mutadone pill]] [[File:MutadonePill.png|Mutadone pill]] [[File:MutadonePill.png|Mutadone pill]]
|description = Contains pills used to treat genetic abnormalities.
}}

==Machinery and Facilities==
These are the vital machines that you need to treat abnormally damaging injuries. With the exception of the sink and shower, you need to be able to access the [[Medbay]] to use any of these.

{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #f8eed3
|bgcolor2 = #f2dca6
|name = [[General items#Sink|Sink]]
|image = Sink.png
}}

{{anchor|Shower}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #f8eed3
|bgcolor2 = #f2dca6
|name = [[General items#Shower|Shower]]
|image = Shower.png
}}

{{anchor|NanoMed Plus}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #f8eed3
|bgcolor2 = #f2dca6
|name = NanoMed Plus
|image = Nanomedplus.png
|foundin = [[Medbay]]
|usedfor = Supplying yourself with medical items
|strategy = Use the machine and choose your poison
|description = [[Vending_machines#NanoMed_Plus|See what NanoMed Plus holds inside.]]
}}

{{anchor|NanoMed}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #f8eed3
|bgcolor2 = #f2dca6
|name = NanoMed
|image = Nanomed.png
|foundin = [[Medbay]]
|usedfor = Supplying yourself with medical items
|strategy = Use the machine and choose your poison.
|description = [[Vending_machines#NanoMed|See what NanoMed holds inside.]]
}}

{{anchor|Lifeform Stasis Unit}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #f8eed3
|bgcolor2 = #f2dca6
|name = Lifeform Stasis Unit (aka "Stasis Bed")
|image = Stasis_bed_off.png
|foundin = [[Medbay]]
|usedfor = To keep patients alive during treatment
|strategy = Buckle patients to them to put them into '''stasis'''. While in stasis they no longer bleed, no longer process [[Guide_to_chemistry|reagents]] or [[Infections|diseases]] (good or bad), and if [[Guide_to_medicine#Death|dead]] it freezes their [[Guide_to_medicine#Death|defibrillation timer]].
|description = Puts patients into stasis. Can be turned off with alt-click. Works for surgery.

[[Guide_to_medicine#Lifeform_Stasis_Units|See here how to use a Stasis Bed.]] 
[[Guide_to_advanced_construction#Lifeform_Stasis_Unit|See here how to build a Stasis Bed.]]

}}

{{anchor|Cryogenics Tube & Freezer}}{{anchor|Cryogenics Chamber & Freezer}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #f8eed3
|bgcolor2 = #f2dca6
|name = Cryogenics Tube & Freezer
|image = [[File:Cryo.gif|x64px|Cryogenics Tube]][[File:Freezer.gif|64px|Freezer]]
|OverrideImage = true
|foundin = [[Medbay]]
|usedfor = Healing critical (or not critical) patients and genetic damage
|strategy = Set the cryo up and put people in. Eject them after they've healed up
|description = These high-tech devices can bring crew members back from the brink of death. The station starts with two, but they have to be set up first. It automatically stabilizes people in [[Guide_to_medicine#Critically_Wounded|critical condition]], and will safely lower a patient's body temperature to levels at which [[Cryoxadone]], usually mixed with [[Mannitol]], is effective. These chemicals will heal all damage types, and are the only way to fix clone loss caused by cloning and slime feeding.

[[Guide_to_medicine#Cryo_Tube|See here how to use and perform maintenance on the Cryogenics Tubes.]]

[[Guide_to_advanced_construction#Cryogenics_Tube|Guide to building a Cryogenics Tube.]]
}}

{{anchor|Defibrillator}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #CEFFF4
|bgcolor2 = #ADEDDF
|name = Defibrillator
|image = Defib.png
|foundin = [[Medical storage|Medical Storage]]
|usedfor = Reviving the recently dead
|strategy = Get to bodies fast enough and jump-start their heart
|description = Can bring patients out of death and into crit under certain conditions. Doesn't work if patients are not [[Ghost|in their bodies]] or if they are heavily damaged. Runs on power cells. Can be emagged or EMPd to make it able to instant stun (on disarm intent) or induce a heart attack (on harm intent), which is not instant. Both the stun and heart attack induction works through [[Clothing_and_Accessories#Hardsuit|hardsuits]]. Defibrillation works on monkeys, too. See the [[Guide_to_medicine#Death|Guide to Medicine]] for details about the conditions that need to be fulfilled to be able to defibrillate someone.
}}

{{anchor|Defibrillator Mount}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #CEFFF4
|bgcolor2 = #ADEDDF
|name = Defibrillator Mount
|image = Defibmount.png
|foundin = [[Chief Medical Officer's Office]]
|usedfor = Holding Defibrillators
|description = Mount it on a wall and attach a defibrillator to it to allow public use while preventing theft. While mounted, the paddles can be used by clicking the mount; alt-clicking will remove the defibrillator if unlocked. Can be locked and unlocked using a Medical, Head of Staff or Security ID, or by using a multitool. Automatically unlocks under red alert.
}}

{{anchor|Compact Defibrillator}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #CEFFF4
|bgcolor2 = #ADEDDF
|name = Compact Defibrillator
|image = Compactdefib.png
|foundin = [[Medical storage|Medical Storage]]
|usedfor = Reviving the recently dead
|strategy = Get to bodies fast enough and jump-start their heart
|description = A smaller version of the defibrillator, found in the [[Chief Medical Officer|CMO's]] office. Fits on the belt slot, rather than the back slot. Can bring patients out of death and into crit if they have only been dead a short time (only a few minutes). Does brain damage, though, and doesn't work if patients are not [[Ghost|in their bodies]] or if they are heavily damaged. Runs on power cells. Can be emagged for a heavy stun and some burn damage.
}}

{{anchor|IV Drip}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #f8eed3
|bgcolor2 = #f2dca6
|name = IV Drip
|image = IV_Drip.png
|foundin = [[Medbay]]
|usedfor = Dispensing blood and other chemicals
|strategy = Attach the patient to the IV drip. Insert blood pack. Wait. Do not move the patient while they are hooked up to the IV.
|description = The IV drip can replenish patients' blood with blood packs, or collect their blood with empty packs. If no blood is available to treat patients, saline-glucose solution can be used as an inferior substitute.
}}

{{anchor|Blood Pack}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #f8eed3
|bgcolor2 = #f2dca6
|name = Blood Pack
|image = Random_bloodpack_0.png
|foundin = [[Operating Theatre]], [[Virology]]
|usedfor = Replenishing blood
|strategy = Add blood pack to IV drip. Attach the patient to the IV drip by clicking and and dragging the IV drip to the patient. Wait. Click IV drip to take it out. Do not move the patient while infusing.
|description = Blood packs can be attached to an IV to transfuse or collect blood from patients. Medbay is initially stocked with blood packs for each blood type. Don't give patients the wrong [[Guide_to_medicine#Bleeding|blood type]]! Empty blood packs [[File:Blood_pack.png]] can be printed from the medical [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development#Techfab| techfab]] after research. Blood packs can be labeled with a pen.
}}

{{anchor|Intravenous Medicine Bag}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #f8eed3
|bgcolor2 = #f2dca6
|name = Intravenous Medicine Bag
|image = Intravenous_medicine_bag.png
|foundin = Medical [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development#Techfab| techfab]] after research
|usedfor = Making custom IV drip [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|medicine]] mixes
|strategy = Fill it with medicines that won't overdose the patient, such as iron. Use the way as [[#Blood_Pack|blood pack]].
|description = Intravenous medicine bags can be filled with up to 100u if any liquid reagent and then be [[Guide_to_chemistry#Inject|injected]] into a patient with an [[#IV_Drip|IV drip]]. Alt-click the bag to permanently seal it, which will prevent spilling.
}}

{{anchor|Operating Table}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #f8eed3
|bgcolor2 = #f2dca6
|name = Operating Table
|image = [[File:OpCom.png|64px|An operating computer, as in not broken.]][[File:OpTable.gif|64px|Operating Table]]
|OverrideImage = true
|foundin = [[Operating Theatre]], [[Robotics]], and [[Maintenance]] just north of arrivals (only on [[BoxStation]])
|usedfor = Surgery
|strategy = Put patient on table, do surgery
|description = A major part in all [[surgery]]. Only [[Medical Doctor|medical doctors]] and the [[CMO]] have access to surgery.
}}

{{anchor|Chem Dispenser}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #f8eed3
|bgcolor2 = #f2dca6
|name = Chem Dispenser
|image = Dispenser.png
|foundin = [[Chemistry]]
|usedfor = Dispensing chemicals
|strategy = Put a beaker in it, use it, choose how much you want, what you want and eject the beaker
|description = This machine provides the [[Chemist]] with most of the raw materials to ply his trade. Contains 100 regenerating energy points. Every 10 units of reagent costs one energy point. It remains on during a power outage, though it will not recharge points unless it is receiving power. Can be recharged using an [[Inducer]] in the event of a power outage.
A beaker, or other liquid holding device, has to be put inside for it to perform it's function. The units of chemicals it gives out vary depending on what it is set to.

'''Chemicals produced:''' See [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemicals|here]] for a list of chemicals.
}}

{{anchor|Chemical Heater}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #f8eed3
|bgcolor2 = #f2dca6
|name = Chemical Heater
|image = Chemical Heater.png
|foundin = [[Chemistry]]
|usedfor = Heating chemicals
|strategy = Put a beaker in, select a temperature, and turn it on.
|description = See the [[guide to chemistry]] for a list of chemical formulas and their reaction to heat.
}}

{{anchor|ChemMaster 3000}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #f8eed3
|bgcolor2 = #f2dca6
|name = ChemMaster 3000
|image = Chemmaster.gif
|foundin = [[Chemistry]]
|usedfor = Making bottles and pills
|strategy = Put beaker with ''stuff'' in, make ''stuff'' containing bottles/pills for further use
|description = Separates, bottles, and makes pills out of the chemical you loaded inside. Just select the amount of each chemical you with to work with. Ejecting a beaker while working on a chemical will make the chemical go to waste. You can only make 50 unit pills, and 30 unit bottles this way.
}}

{{anchor|Reagent Grinder}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #f8eed3
|bgcolor2 = #f2dca6
|name = Reagent Grinder
|image = Blender.png
|foundin = [[Chemistry]], [[Kitchen]], [[Bar]], [[Hydroponics]], [[Xenobiology]]
|usedfor = Grinding and liquefying reagents
|strategy = Put something in it and choose what you want to do with it
|description = Grinds, crushes, liquefies and extracts reagents from materials placed into it. If there is a significant reagent associated with the item, the Reagent grinder will distill a pure sample inside the collection beaker.

'''Works on:'''
* Refined sheets of mined minerals (plasma, gold, uranium, bananium, and silver)
* Grown foods (bananas, liberty caps, corn, carrots, and chilies)
* Other grown items (nettles and death nettles)
* Snacks (chips and candy)
}}

{{anchor|Morgue Tray}}
{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #f8eed3
|bgcolor2 = #f2dca6
|name = Morgue Tray
|image = Morgue_tray.png
|foundin = [[Morgue]]
|usedfor = Storing dead people
|strategy = Open, put a dead person on, preferably in a body bag with a note attached to it (who they are and why they're there), and close
|description = Holds one person (preferably dead) on the tray within. Has a light on the side to notify about the body if it has a ghost in them 
*Blue light: No body or object.
*Green light: Body with a ghost in it, will beep loudly to catch attention
*Red light: Body with no ghost or braindead/catatonic.
*Yellow light: Non-body object.
}}

[[Category:Objects]]

Security officer

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{{JobPageHeader
|headerbgcolor = darkred
|headerfontcolor = white
|stafftype = SECURITY
|imagebgcolor = #ff9999
|img_generic = Generic_security.png
|img = SecurityOfficer.png
|jobtitle = Security Officer
|access = [[Security Office|Security]], [[Brig]], [[Prison_Wing|Holding Cells]], [[Courtroom]], [[Maintenance]], Weapon Permit
|additional = [[Morgue]], [[Detective's Office]]
|difficulty = Hard
|superior = [[Head of Security]]
|duties = Protect company assets, follow the [[Standard Operating Procedure]], eat [[Donuts|donuts]]
|guides = [[Guide to security]], [[Standard Operating Procedure]], [[Corporate Regulations]], [[Security items|Security Items]]
|quote = "Who watches the watchmen?" We do, too. We watch each other.
}}

'''Security Officers''' are the main force behind [[Security]] on the station. They are responsible for dealing with security complaints and arresting those who break [[Corporate Regulations]].

==The Hierarchy==
The Head of Security holds authority over the entire department.

The Warden holds authority over the brig and the armoury. They can authorize equipment and order officers within the Brig, unless otherwise overridden by the Head of Security. The Warden is also responsible for the upkeep and treatment of prisoners, an is responsible for their well-being, injury, or death, even if caused by other officers.

The Sergeants are your main commanding officers who will hold authority over you and coordinate you

===Know Your Place===
* [[Nanotrasen_Corporation|NanoTrasen]] Security functions first and foremost as a mediator to conflict, for better or worse. Your job encompasses keeping the majority of the Staff (and the Station) safe and productive while disciplining troublemakers or more serious criminals. Your top priority is the protection of [[Nanotrasen_Corporation|NanoTrasen]] assets.
* Your training dictates that attempting to resolve issues without threats or physical force works best as a first resort in Standard situations, failing that you are also trained to handle situations with less subtlety when diplomacy either falls flat or is unlikely to work.
* You've been trained to respect the chain of command, but the orders of your lineleader, the [[Head_of_Security|Head of Security]], are your priority first until the Station [[Captain]] chooses to overrule them.
* Remember to follow [[Security_Officer#Standard_Procedure|Standard Security Procedure]], because you can't call yourself an enforcer of [[Corporate Regulations]] if you can't respect the same rules you're supposed to uphold.
== The Law ==
[[Corporate Regulations]] is a summary of most crimes with some suggested sentence times. The [[Captain]] is sometimes able to set his own guidelines in exceptional circumstances, such as [[Captain#Alerts_and_SOP|code red]] emergencies and stationwide threats.

Unless a member of security (including the detective) directly witness a crime, or are responding to an immediate crime via a radio call, they require an arrest warrant.

Any search of departments or individuals on green alert require a search warrant stamped by the Head of Security. If there is no HoS then the Warden's signature is also valid. If none of these roles are occupied then just do your best.
===Alert Levels===
There are alert levels, each of which change, in most circumstances, the way you conduct your job. The following is a summary of said alert levels:
* '''Code Green - All Clear.'''
Default operating level. No immediate or clear threat to the station. All departments may carry out work as normal. You are expected to follow [[Security_Officer#Standard_Procedure|standard security procedures]] at all times during Code Green. You can wear the standard vest available in your security locker, but not the armor found in the armory or the tactical peacekeeper uniforms. Failing to follow standard procedure during Code Green may end up with you violating [[Corporate Regulations]].

This is how the round starts, and you should do everything in your power to keep it that way.

* '''Code Blue - Suspected Threat.'''
Raised alert level. Suspected threat to the station. Issued by Central Command, the Captain, or a Head of Staff vote. Security personnel are authorized to wear armor vests, helmets and display weaponry at all times. Random searches of crew are permitted within reason. Locational searches are also permitted with probable cause, however Command Staff may shut down a locational search of an area under their authority. This includes but is not limited to: their own department, the bridge, vault or any other shared command-restricted location. In both cases, it is the right of the department head, or the individual receiving the search to know the reason of said search.

* '''Code Red - Confirmed Threat.'''
Maximum alert level. Confirmed threat to the station or severe damage. Issued by Central Command, the Captain, or a Head of Staff vote. Martial law. Suit senors are mandatory and everyone is required to stay in their workplace unless needed elsewhere. Security may detain suspects without a warrant. You are expected to deal with the threat in a way that keeps casualties to a minimum, the same goes for collateral damage to the station. Lethal ammo may be used to achieve this, but should only be used if necessary and if the Head of Security, Captain or another command member if those stated previously are unavailable.

==Security controlled locations==
'''Arrivals Checkpoint:''' This checkpoint is near the arrival shuttle. It has an ID computer which the HoP can man as well as other security computers. There is also a locker with security gear. Late-joining security officers might find it to be a good idea to take the equipment from here.

===The Brig===

For more detailed instructions, see [[Security_Officer#Standard_Procedure|Standard Security Procedures]]. For a summary read below.

The Warden runs this within this area. He has authority over Security Officers within this area. The Brig itself has cells and cell timers.

As the arresting officer, you have certain responsibilities. As always, following the protocol will keep you safe, the station secure, and the criminals in line. Follow it closely.

1. While the prisoner is still handcuffed, search them. Repeat offenders or those charged with extremely serious crimes should be stripped and redressed in the prison orange. Inform the prisoner and the other security personnel what is happening, and what the prisoner's charges are. Evidence goes in the evidence locker, hazardous chemicals should be stored to later be spaced, and all other materials go in the brig locker with the prisoner. The [[Guide_to_Communication_Devices#Headset|headset]] should only be taken if the prisoner is using it to incite rebellion, harassing other crew members, or as an additional punishment for repeat offences.

2. Lock the Locker with your identification, remove your prisoner's handcuffs, and stand in the doorway to prevent escape while you set the time. The doors will not close and lock if a time has not been set in. [[Corporate Regulations|Consult Corporate Regulations for proper sentencing.]] If the prisoner makes to escape, flash them with the brig's flash controls. They will even reach to just outside the cell doors. Remember that escape attempts are an additional crime under Corporate Regulations. Do '''NOT''' leave the prisoner handcuffed in his cell, unless you have very good reason to believe they are dangerous.

3. Never open the cell door when the prisoner is standing right on the other side. Require them to step back to the bed. This will allow you to react if they attack or attempt to escape. Even trustworthy prisoners may turn at any second. When in doubt, flash the cell.

4. You must be there when the prisoner's time is up to return their gear and escort them out of the brig. Failure to do this may in some cases result in your dismissal or attack.

=== Security Office and Armory ===

Security’s home base. The armory contains additional weapons and armor which the HoS and Warden have access to. They should hand out this additional equipment as the situation escalates aboard the station. The security lockers with equipment are found here as well as the Head of Security’s Office and the Briefing Room/Lounge. Within the Breifing Room/Lounge is a SECTech machine. Contained within are several pieces of equipment useful to security officers (flashes, flash bangs, handcuffs, evidence bag boxes, and doughnuts).

=== The Escape Shuttle ===
In the event that a shuttle is en route (either transfer or escape), your job will be to ensure that everyone proceeds on the shuttle in an orderly fashion. No foul play. Any dangerous behavior should be treated as such. Prisoners in the brig should only be held in the security area of the shuttle.

==The Equipment==
First, you are already equipped with a soft cap and other attire, two handcuffs and your blue jumpsuit.

* '''PeaceKeeper baton''' - Your weapon of choice. It deals stamina damage, however, it will end up inflicting a bit of brute damage, so stay wary

* '''Sidearm Armament Holochip''' - You start with one chip per person, with spares in the armory. These are used to redeem your sidearm of choice at the nearest gun vendor. Which will dispense your gun of choice along with a set of rubber bullets, and an ammo pouch for your pockets.

* '''Flashes''' - A good backup if your Peacekeeper baton runs out of charge or you need to keep a criminal subdued. Robotics may also want these. It's usually a courtesy to give them your burnt out flashes. Throw it in a pocket or hide it in your backpack's box. Has the added benefit of stunning out of control Stationbounds.

* '''Teargas''' - Sometimes preferred by some officers instead of flashes. These will place targets into paincrit for several seconds within a reasonable radius when thrown. To throw, simply move the teargas to your hand and click a tile on the floor. There is a small delay between throwing and detonation. It is a good idea to throw these as far away from you as possible as affect fellow officers not wearing gas masks (or yourself, if you're throwing these without wearing a gasmask), and disable them for a potentially lethal amount of time. They are also useful to help you escape a small group assailants. Keep this in your pocket and detonate in hand, this causes everyone who is caught in the cloud to get temporarily downed due to pain, be careful, as it effects on skin contact as well. Minor toxins damage is a side effect of usage.

* '''Sunglasses''' - You need to equip these. Put them on your eyes. They are essential gear, especially if you want to man the brig and want to avoid the embarrassing result of succumbing to a flash meant only for an unruly prisoner.

* '''Handcuffs''' - Throw these in your pockets as well. You will use these. A lot. Click on someone to start handcuffing them. You'll both need to stay next to each other for them to work. Pulling people then prevents them from running away. Be careful of bumping into people however.

* '''Primary Armament Holochip''' - These encompass the bread and butter of security's firepower. With the tokens only being available in armory and redeemed on red alert. You will be able to equip yourself a rifle from a diverse selection. The holochip does not only vend the gun but a bundle of rubber and lethal bullets as well as an ammo pouch to them into.

* '''Shotgun''' - Another rare item for the average officer to possess, usually only handed out when things have really hit the fan. May include a box of shotgun shells or is loaded with shotgun shells. Make sure to pump before shooting at someone. Make sure the safety's off too!

* '''Riot Shield''' - Another uncommon weapon for security personnel. Protects from melee attack in the direction you are facing. Makes a decent melee weapon.

* '''Laser Focus Rifle''' - Possibly one of the more common primaries for security personnel to use. A high energy laser rifle that is capable of lightspeed projectiles which are guaranteed to burn flesh. Unlike most guns which shoot a projectile the laser focus rifle is a hitscan weapon dealing instant damage. This rifle can be redeemed with an energy holochip available in the armory and can only be used on alert levels higher than green.

Important: When you are done using your locker, close it and lock it.

== Standard Procedure ==

=== For Non-Security Personnel ===
* Do not attempt to apprehend criminals. Call for security.
* Self-defence is acceptable if escape is not possible and danger to life, limb, or critical property is present (tampering with vital equipment or physically threatening an individual).
* Do not break police tape without good reason. Having to walk slightly further than normal is not a good reason.

=== For Prisoners ===
* Don't be stupid. If you are incarcerated, do not attempt escape over minor offences.
* Irritating officers for amusement is a generally poor idea. Refrain from repeatedly banging upon windows.
* Do not attempt suicide over brig time. It is a bannable offence.
* If you feel you have been unjustly incarcerated, contact the Warden, Head of Security, and then the Corporate Liaison(in that order).

=== Responding to Calls ===
If someone calls for security an officer should respond. Having another officer use the camera potato to check the area is also recommended. Additional officers should be dispatched as needed.

Upon arriving at the scene, the first responder is expected to gauge the exact nature at the scene.

If the scene is clear:
* Radio in the situation at the scene.
* Ensure the safety of any crew in the immediate vicinity.
* Identify witnesses.
* Secure the scene in the event of occurrences (tape off area/disallow witness to leave).
* Proceed to 'Collecting Evidence'

If the scene is not clear:
* Identify nature of threat.
* If threat is able to be handled by officers on scene: Proceed with mediation/detainment.
* If threat is unable to be handled by officers on scene: Request immediate assistance. Upon requesting assistance, await said assistance before proceeding. Ensure your safety before ensuring the safety of others on scene.

=== Collecting Evidence ===
* Crime scenes must be sealed off for evidence to be valid. Ensure non-security personnel do not enter the scene. Avoid cordoning off high-traffic areas unless a serious crime (such as murder or mutiny) has been committed. Permission from the relevant head of staff, head of security, or captain should be gained to cordon off high-traffic areas of specific departments.
* If possible, cordoned off areas should still allow access around it, via maintenance tunnels, less area taped off, or other methods.
* Autopsies are secondary to cloning of non-criminal employee bodies. Autopsies should be performed within the morgue after cloning attempts have been made.
* Disrupt standard station operation as little as possible around the crime scene.
* Investigative staff (Detective/Forensics) should be requested. Officers on scene are expected to ensure scene security until/during the arrival of/processing of the scene by investigative staff. If no investigative staff is available, officers are expected to secure evidence on scene.
* Witness statements should be taken (either via recorder or on paper) and physical evidence should be secured.

Handling Evidence
* Ensure gloves are worn to prevent contamination of evidence.
* Items that can be, must be held in evidence bags for transportation.
* Crime scene must be preserved until all evidence is collected.
* After evidence is collected, cadavers may be removed to the morgue and area may be cleaned up.

=== Arrest ===
Proceed as follows during the event of detainment:
* Announce intention to arrest and charges vocally.
* Request the suspect surrender peaceably
* If suspect resists, attempt to handcuff. Verbal disagreement or swearing is not resisting. Verbal threats of violence, damage, or death are considered resisting arrest.
* If suspects fight back or run, apply needed force to cease flight and detain suspect. A charge of resisting arrest should be applied in this case.
* Remove suspect to brig for processing.

For witnessed major/violent crime:
* Immediately attempt detainment of suspect, with charges read out when suspect is secured.
* Remove suspect to brig for processing.

=== Processing ===
* Ensure Warden is aware of incoming prisoner.
* Bring prisoner to processing/booking room. Leave secured if violent/repeat offender.
* Check prisoner’s pockets (coat/jumpsuit), pack, and any containers within pack.
* Confiscate any contraband/evidence found. Note: Evidence must have pertinence to the case. If there is no direct correlation, evidence should be returned to person or respective department.
* Inform the prisoners superior of the arrest.
* Proceed to ‘Jailing’.

=== Questioning ===
* Questioning should be done in the brig. Booking/Processing is to be used for ‘informal’ interviews. Interrogation should be used in the case of more in depth investigations.
* The Detective should get preference in questioning a suspect unless there's a good reason. A standard processing interview for an open and shut case is probably not worth their time, but it's always good to ask.
* If the person is not a suspect, do not handle them as an offender (handcuffing, stunning, or flashing them is not okay).
* Ensure usage of recorder during interrogations; ensure the suspect/prisoner/witness is aware they are being recorded. Ensure the suspect/prisoner/witness states their or has their name/occupation stated at the beginning of an interrogation.
* If person remains uncooperative, make note of this. Seek advice from your Head of Security.

=== Jailing ===
* Move prisoner to appropriate cell.
* Place personal items the prisoner was deemed able to keep upon release in cell locker.
* Set cell timer to appropriate time and secure cell.
* Remove handcuffs from prisoner’s person within secure cell if able to do so without severe risk to own wellbeing.
* Ensure records are properly updated to reflect prisoner’s crimes/status.

=== Release ===
* When timer expires, an officer should always be present to escort former prisoner from the brig.

=== Permanent Holding ===
* Bring prisoner to Prison Processing Area.
* Have prisoner remove all items (barring ‘safe’ [no access] Identification Cards, PDAs, Radio Headsets [ensure additional cartridges/chips are removed from radios/PDAs]). In the event a prisoner is uncooperative or cannot be allowed out of handcuffs without threat to officers’ wellbeing, officers should assist the prisoner in assuming proper garb.
* Transfer prisoner into permanent holding.

Notes: Prisoners moved into permanent holding should be checked on regularly. Heads of staff should also be informed of their Status.

==Tips==
* Application of lethal force is often not the only solution to an issue. Lethal force should only be pursued if all other routes fail.
* Do not needlessly escalate situations, you should be working to defuse any potential hostile situation, rather then resort to your weapons.
* You are a Corporate Security Officer not a Police Officer or Entity of a Military. Your job is to ensure the safety of your corporation’s investment (I.E. Smooth operation of your assigned station).
* Apply escalating force as deemed necessary by suspect’s actions. Minimal force as required by a situation should be applied.
* Minimal force should be used at all appropriate times, but not at the risk of your own life.
* Talk first (unless the suspect lets their weapons do the talking).
* Heads of Department have the final say over their department (barring Central Command/Captain ruling).
* Ensure access is properly cleared with Heads of Departments barring exceptional circumstances (i.e. major crime in progress).

=== Traitoring ===
Traitor security is a mixed bag. You can try planting evidence on your target (though make sure you don't put fingerprints on it yourself). Try putting the item in their hand first, and then removing it while you wear gloves, then stick it in their backpack. Theft shouldn't be too hard, and if you plant evidence on other people to make you seem like the "good cop" you should be fine. If things go wrong, you always have your trusty weapons.

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|jobtitle = Head of Personnel
|access = [[Chapel|Full]] [[Theatre|access]] [[Law Office|to]] [[Bar|all]] [[Hydroponics|civil]] [[Library|and]] [[Cargo Bay|supply]] [[Mining Station|departments]], Weapon Permit, [[Morgue]], [[Security Office]], [[Brig]], [[Research Division]], [[Medbay]], [[Engineering]], [[Construction Area]], [[Maintenance]], [[EVA]], [[AI Upload]], [[Bridge]], [[Vault]], [[Gateway]], HoP locker, Personal Lockers, [[Computers#Identification_Console|Full ID console access]].
|additional = N/A
|difficulty = Medium
|superior = [[Captain]]
|duties = Altering access on [[ID|ID cards]], manage civil and supply departments, being [[Ian]]'s bodyguard, running the station when the captain dies
|guides = [[Chain of Command]], [[Guide_to_paperwork|Guide to Paperwork]]
|quote = All access, was it? I have a better idea. Congratulations on your promotion to Head of Sanitary Hygiene!
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You are the Head of Personnel. You are the one on the left. The one on the right is a dog. You are not a dog. Your main responsibility is to sit in your [[Head of Personnel's Office|office]] and listen to people request access to X area or ask for Y job. Should the worst come to pass, as well, you will need to assume command of the station as acting Captain.

'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Stay at your desk for the first 10 minutes and don't wander off far.

==[[File:Documents.png|32px]] Papers Please ==
[[File:HopOffice.png|250px|thumb|alt=HoP Office|[[Head of Personnel's Office|Your office.]] You sit in it.]]

Being essentially the right-hand man to the [[Captain]] does have its perks. For starters, you spawn in your cozy little office that should keep you sheltered from the [[Assistant|derranged]] [[Clown|lunatics]] outside. Its almost entirely constructed out of reinforced walls and comes with two layers of shutters to close people out of entering the HoP line (or from leaving it). The only people with access to your office are you and the [[Captain]] ([[Traitor|usually]]), so you should be pretty safe if [[Nuclear Operative|things get messy]].

Within your office, you have a plethora of goodies in your locker for the taking, including an [[Energy Gun]], an [[Armor Vest]], and a couple other things like a door remote for controlling Civilian Access doors, a stylish-looking Head of Personnel themed Cloak and spare uniforms for when you need to disguise as yourself.

'''[[Guide to Head of Staff Equipment#Head of Personnel|Have a look at all your unique equipment here.]]'''

== Your Own Department ==
As a Head of Staff you have your own department to watch out for. You're charge of coordinating the [[Job_Guides#Civilian|civilian personnel]] and supply staff on the station. This also includes the [[Quartermaster]] and [[Cargo Technician|Cargo Technicians]]. Usually, you can let the station's various [[Bartender|Bartenders]] and [[Librarian|Librarians]] run around and take care of themselves. They are technically under your direct command, but their jobs are usually simple and usually don't need your direct oversight. However, you are the only one besides the Captain that can give them the account number to the civilian account to let them charge for products properly.

== Human Resources ==
You are the Head of Personnel. You get access to just about everything, including basic access to every department on the station. While you can also give yourself full access, this is a major breach of your powers and job. Your main responsibility is to manage the crew and make sure each department is fully staffed and working efficiently. Depending on how many crew members there are, that may mean some people pulling double shifts or having to do jobs they're not so good at doing.

=== A Full Department Is a Happy Department ===
When a department is lacking in crew members, you are expected to take the initiative to find qualified crew members to reassign or promote into the department. Offering pay raises, reimbursements, or recommending people into certain departments are all good ways of convincing people to transfer to a department that needs more staff members. Denying crew members a transfer into a fully-staffed department is a good way of getting staff in the places you need them as well. But remember to not be obstructionist: Work with the crew to find where they would be happiest and most productive.

=== A Happy Department Is a Productive Department ===
Now that a certain department is staffed, it also falls under your and [[Job_Guides#Command|Command Staff]] jurisdiction to make sure that each of the departments are running smoothly. Check up with all of the other department heads frequently to make sure that there aren't any inter-department problems or any major problems between crew members. You can also periodically check up on departments personally. Try to keep these inspections informal. Departments don't appreciate it when you are domineering or start demanding things from them.

The best way to proceed with a department inspection is to show up when they aren't in the middle of a stressful situation. Strike up a brief conversation with anyone at the desk, then do a quick walk around. If someone stops you, just ask them how the department is running and if you can do anything to help them out.

=== A Productive Department Is A Wealthy Department ===
As HoP you have access to the Account Uplink Terminal. Only you and the [[Captain]] start with access to this terminal. It lists the personal account of every crew member and the department accounts.

'''Each crew member’s individual account belongs to that crew member,''' and your access to these accounts is for oversight. There are sometimes accusations of fraud, embezzlement, or theft and your ability to go over transaction histories of every crew member gives you the power to hunt down nefarious accounting. You should never take money out of a crew member’s personal account without permission or proof that they got that money nefariously. You do not need a warrant to check financial accounts yourself since you are the manager of the “bank” for this shift, but the details of a crew member’s account is covered under [[Corporate Regulations | Privacy Laws]] unless you find direct evidence of a crime. That means on green alert [[Security]] needs a warrant to get a copy of a crew member’s bank statement.

The Department accounts are the primary focus for you and the other heads of staff. It is part of your and the Captain’s job to make those numbers in the department accounts go up, up, and up!

The Cargo and Vendor accounts automatically make money. Your primary focus is on the [[Chef]] and [[bartender]]. The Chef should be selling their food, and their own job page outlines how to do it. They may come to you asking for the department account number to set up their ability to make transactions. You can either provide them the actual Service account details if you trust them, or form a special new account with a certain pre-set budget (of 500 credits for example) and give them the details to that account instead. '''Be careful! Money you add to new accounts will be taken from other department accounts, so do not go higher than 1,000 if other departments are planning on using their funds!''' Be sure you are able to transfer money back and forth if the worst happens. The kitchen may also make cash payments - be sure to swing by and ask for any funds made.

You should also consider having cargo compete with the [[merchant]] by selling whatever was stored in the warehouse.

== The Reassignment: A Way of Life ==
Your other job is reassigning people when they come to your desk with one or more access requests. Make sure that he or she has a good, justified reason to want a job change. A [[Chef]] who suddenly wants to become a scientist is a good example of someone who should be heavily scrutinized. When in doubt, check their employment records.

Feel free to deny someone's transfer request if you get a poor explanation as to how someone suddenly came into possession of his or her sudden inter-department knowledge (My uncle was in a war/I read it in a book/I just know, are all pretty bad reasons). Alternatively, set them up with a subservient, or assistant position, until they've proven that they can do the job correctly. Custom assignment titles are useful for this! Try to be a lot more lenient in giving someone cadet or apprentice roles.

If a department has no heads of staff you can fill in as the supervising head of staff when filling out a reassignment form. Just stamp and sign it to have it on record that you made a judgement call in the reassignment. Any later arriving heads of staff may appreciate your foresight.

=== You're Hired, Welcome Aboard ===
If someone's job transfer request isn't completely ridiculous then it's time for you to do some background checks. Make sure the crew member knows what they're (going to be) doing inside of his or her new department. Once you've determined someone is a potential candidate for a job transfer, it's a good idea to grab one of the reassignment or promotion forms from the request console. It's generally encouraged to fill out the form for the individual. This lets you ensure the form is filled out correctly and has the additional benefit of making the requesting employee like you more, since no one likes paperwork! Keeping a record of all of the access changes you give out is key to keeping everyone else informed about what you're doing and keeping you out of the [[Security_Officer#The_Brig|brig]].

Here comes the hard part. Now that you have a filled out form, you should get it signed and stamped by an appropriate [[Chain of Command]]. Usually, this involves getting the department head's attention in one way or another, be it talking to them over the radio or sending your man to the department itself. Again, keeping a record of a department head's consent on file is usually one of the best ways to prove that your access change wasn't [[Corporate Regulations|completely illegal]]. The shorthand version of this process would be to inform the head of staff in question about the transfer over the Command radio channel and get quick consent from there, and stamping and signing yourself with their consent.

Finally ask the man for his Identification Card so that you can officially give them the requested job title and access. Unless someone would like a specific job title, make sure to use the generic job titles near the top of the screen so that [[Security Officer|Security]] can identify that person much more easily with their fancy SecHUDs. If someone has a custom job title it might be a good idea to give them a copy of the reassignment form to carry as proof they aren't up to no good.

=== You're Suspended, Get Out ===
As well as handing out job transfers, it's also well within your authority to demote people and take those jobs away.

If someone falls asleep on the job or messes something up, you are well within your rights to demote them to a lower position after consulting the appropriate head of staff. Demoting a head of staff, however, is something that should not be done without the [[Captain]]'s consent or majority decision from all heads of staff.

Occasionally, a head of staff will request that a crew member be demoted for varying reasons. All heads of staff are authorized to demote members of their own departments, so long as the necessary demotion form is filled out for that crew member. A Head of Personnel is expected to assist in processing these demotions from other departments without impeding this process - any dispute over the validity of a demotion outside the Head of Personnel's own departments should be handled in review after the fact, ideally overseen by a [[Captain|Captain]]. A head of staff cannot remove a crew member from the station entirely, and only has power to demote the crew members in his or her own department.

Rarely will a crew member be suspended from his or her position as an Aurora employee entirely. Only the [[Captain]] has the power to authorize such a procedure, or a majority decision of all heads of staff. When a crew member is suspended he or she is essentially "fired": that person is given no job, pay, or privileges and is removed from the station on the next Crew Transfer Shuttle pending further review by NanoTrasen at [[Central Command]].

=== In Case of Emergency, Break Glass ===
Sometimes people need access to certain departments in an emergency, and the AI isn't up to the task of opening doors for people. Feel free to hand out emergency access to people such as [[Security Officer|Security Officers]] if the situation calls for it. Once the crisis has been averted, however, make sure to call them all back so you can revert them to their standard access. [[Research Director|A number]] [[Head of Security|of people]] really do not like it when crew members go walking into their department for no real reason just because they have access to it. '''Handing out unapproved and unjustifiable access is one of the fastest ways to get you demoted.'''

== The Five Points of Human Resources Management ==
The Head of Personnel can be a rather varied job. He can savor the prestige or feel shackled to the ID computer. If you find yourself wearing teal, make the most of it by doing your job correctly.

# '''Support the Captain'''. Be sure to work as a team to lead the crew. Earn this trust by making frequent use of command chat (:c) and deferring to him on matters of great importance like assigning new heads or calling the shuttle. You do not outrank the other heads, but you have the unique position of being able to assign people. You are the face of the Human Resources Department, so make sure you are good leadership material.
# '''Uphold the Rights of Crewmen'''. Security often commits excesses and the Captain is either dead or personally involved in a case. In these situations, remember to consider every side of the story before making a decision and try to follow [[Corporate Regulations]], and get support Internal Affairs when they investigate.
# '''Follow the Principle of Least Privilege'''. When assigning new access levels or creating new jobs, ask yourself just how much access is really needed to perform the task. If a hardworking engineer wants EVA access, consider if he really needs access, or just for you to open the door for him while he gets a suit. If the [[Chaplain]] is being proactive about finding bodies but often needs people to open doors, maybe the risk of giving him more access is less than gain from increasing his effectiveness. Decisions like these keep the station more secure and cuts down on the number of accidental arrests made by Security for assumed trespassing. Remember to write their increased access or privileged items on a form and give it a good stamping so the Janitor will be able to show why he's mopping the Medbay floors.
# '''Talk to the Crew'''. The Captain is often too busy dealing with who knows what. The Head of Security is usually trying to keep his department in check. The Research Director is on fire, the Chief Medical Officer is up to his elbows injured people, and the Chief Engineer is trying to keep everyone warm and breathing in a vacuum. You're really the only Head able to take time and listen to the crew. Invite crewmen to talk to you when there are conflicts. Defuse the interpersonal and interdepartmental problems you discover during these conversations, and prevent grievances from becoming grief. Advocate on behalf of the beaten to security, and generally reduce the frequency and intensity of mutinies.
# '''Manage your Department First'''. While technically you can demote everyone who's ID you seize to Assistant, managing civilian workers not under another head is your immediate responsibility. Keeping janitors on task, directing the Chef to throw a pizza party, and getting the records up to date are the first thing to do after assigning job and access changes. Demoting bad [[Security Officer]]s or stepping in for an absent department head also falls on your desk, but going into other departments to micromanage in front of their head is both bad form and likely to make you reviled. Always clear a demotion with their department head, or ideally, have all the heads aware they can send troublesome employees your way to be sent to the mining base. This lets you focus on your immediate underlings and avoid stepping on toes.

== [[File:Corgi.PNG]]Ian ==
Ian, who starts in your office, is a dog that keeps you company. You can pet him or just pull him around for fun. Please try to be sensible about him.

It is traditional to rescue Ian if the Aurora has to be evacuated.

== Links to Other Departments ==
Your job as head of personnel is to make sure all the necessary roles are filled. Check the crew manifest--is there a researcher who will want materials, but no miner to supply them? A cook, but no gardener? Three surgeons, but no chemist? If there's a gap in the chain of production, everything will slow down, and it's your job to fill those gaps. Whether you transfer someone from one job to another, or just give someone enough access to fill in for an empty role when it's needed, make sure the person you've put in the job is qualified to do it. If it's a gap in civilian your employees tend to appreciate you personally stepping in to help them. This can be working as a botanist for the chef, or being a temporary chef and/or bartender when you have little else to do and the areas are empty.

== Traitoring ==
Short of a Captain tasked with stealing his own jumpsuit or a Chief Engineer with his own blueprints, a [[Traitor]] Head of Personnel is the among the easiest traitor jobs on the station. Try removing the access of anyone who poses a significant threat, or simply ordering your minions to their (unexpected) doom. Note that the AI will know if you put anything in the disposal, so refrain from trying to dump your energy blade when the Head of Security starts hammering down your door.

== Roleplaying Tips ==
* You should have good knowledge of the [[Chain of Command]].
* As an example, you could play as a subservient right hand man to the Captain, or a devious power hungry maniac, only serving to further your own career goals. Remember, whatever you choose, try to enjoy it, and try not to ruin the round for other people.
* You may have access to it, but you are not (read NOT) [[Security Officer|Security]]. Chasing and arresting criminals should be left to the likes of [[Security Officer]]s and possibly the [[Head of Security]]. Your armour and weapon is for your protection only and does not give you the right to chase after criminals. If you should happen across a crime, pulling your weapon may hinder more than help.
* You can use the [[Guide to Paperwork]] if you want to make your own forms, or use the [[Example Paperwork]] page.

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{{Jobs}}
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[[Category:Command]]

Guide to food and drinks

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=Drinks=
Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in [[Surgery|surgery]] when applied externally. 
 
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===Basic Drink Ingredients===
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! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
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![[File:Absinthe.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Absinthe}}Absinthe
|80
|1 part Absinthe
|A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumoured to cause hallucinations but does not.
||Has a chance to cause hallucinations. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Ale.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ale}}Ale
|65
|1 part ale
|A warm pint of delicious ale.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe Juice}}Aloe Juice
|N/A
|1 part aloe juice
|A healthy and refreshing juice.
|30% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice aloe or grind aloe cream.
|-
![[File:amaretto_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amaretto}}Amaretto
|25
|1 part Amaretto
|A gentle and syrup-like drink, tastes of almonds and apricots.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles Luini Amaretto
|-
![[File:Applejack_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Applejack}}Applejack
|20
|1 part applejack
|The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
|-
![[File:Apple_juice.png]]
!{{anchor|Apple Juice}}Apple Juice
|N/A
|1 part apple juice
|The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice an [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Apple|apple]].
|-
![[File:Banana_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Juice}}Banana Juice
|N/A
|1 part banana juice
|The raw essence of a banana. HONK
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage '''To acquire:''' Juice bananas.
|-
![[File:Beer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beer}}Beer
|25
|1 part beer
|A freezing pint of beer.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units [[#Universal_Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:Berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry Juice}}Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?
|'''To acquire:''' Juice berries.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bungo Juice}}Bungo Juice
|N/A
|1 part bungo juice
|Exotic! You feel like you are on vacation already.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage '''To acquire:''' Juice [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|bungo fruit]]
|-
![[File:Carrot_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Juice}}Carrot juice
|N/A
|1 part carrot juice
|It is just like a carrot but without crunching.
|Heals eye damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice carrots.
|-
![[File:Champagne_glass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Champagne}}Champagne
|40
|1 part champagne
|A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.
|'''To acquire:''' Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
|-
![[File:Banana juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Clown's Tears}}Clown's Tears
|N/A
|1 part clown's tears
|Not very funny.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind some clown's tear soup.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee}}Coffee
|N/A
|1 part coffee
|Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Cognac_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cognac}}Cognac
|75
|1 part cognac
|Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Coconut}}Creme de Coconut
|20
|1 part creme de coconut
|A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Lime juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Menthe}}Creme de Menthe
|20
|1 part creme de menthe
|A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Chocolate glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Cacao}}Creme de Cacao
|20
|1 part creme de cacao
|A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|N/A
|1 part Dr. Gibb
|Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.
|Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:fernet_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fernet}}Fernet
|80
|1 part Fernet
|Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure.
|Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. '''To acquire:''' In [[Hacking#Vending_Machines|hacked]] Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Garlic Juice}}Garlic Juice
|N/A
|1 part garlic juice
|Crushed (not juiced)[[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]. [[Cook|Chefs]] love it.
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a [[Cook|cook]]. Prevents [[Vampire|vampires]] from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u). '''To acquire:''' Grind [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]].
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin}}Gin
|45
|1 part gin
|It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
|-
![[File:grenadine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grenadine}}Grenadine
|N/A
|1 part grenadine
|Delicious flavored syrup.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat.
|-
![[File:Ice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Glass of Ice}}{{anchor|Ice}}Glass of Ice
|N/A
|1 part ice
|Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...
|Cools down. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Hard_cider_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hard Cider}}Hard Cider
|25
|1 part hard cider
|Apple juice, for adults.
|Cools down. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Holy Water}}Holy Water
|N/A
|1 part holy water
|A glass of holy water.
|Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals [[Cult|cultism]]. '''To acquire:''' Have the [[Chaplain]] hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the [[Chapel]].
|-
![[File:Kahlua_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kahlua}}{{anchor|Kahlúa}}Kahlúa
|45
|1 part Kahlúa
|DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 [[#Coffee|coffee]] + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon Juice}}Lemon Juice
|N/A
|1 part lemon juice
|Sour...
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}Lemon-Lime
|N/A
|1 part Lemon-Lime
|You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lime Juice}}Lime Juice
|N/A
|1 part lime juice
|A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.
|20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. '''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Menthol}}Menthol
|N/A
|1 part menthol
|Tastes naturally minty and imparts a very mild numbing sensation.
|Prevents coughing. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Milk}}Milk
|N/A
|1 part milk
|White and nutritious goodness!
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]]. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from [[File:Milk.png]] Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in the kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream}}{{anchor|Cream}}Cream
|N/A
|1 part cream
|Ewwww...
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nothing}}Nothing
|N/A
|1 part nothing
|Absolutely nothing.
|Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them. '''To acquire:''' [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Mimana|Mimanas]].
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Orange Juice}}Orange Juice
|N/A
|1 part orange juice
|Vitamins! Yay!
|30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
|-
![[File:Parsnip_juice_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Parsnip Juice}}Parsnip Juice
|N/A
|1 part parsnip juice
|Why...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice a [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Parsnip|parsnip]].
|-
![[File:Peach_juice_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peach Juice}}Peach Juice
|N/A
|1 part peach juice
|Just peachy.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in [[Maintenance|maintenance]].
|-
![[File:Pineapplejuice.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pineapple_Juice}}Pineapple Juice
|N/A
|1 part pineapple juice
|Tart, tropical, and hotly debated.
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice pineapples.
|-
![[File:Poison_berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Poison Berry Juice}}Poison Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part poison berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?
|Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Juice poison berries.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Juice}}Potato Juice
|N/A
|1 part potato juice
|Bleh...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice potatoes.
|-
![[File:Rum_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum}}Rum
|60
|1 part rum
|Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:sakecup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sake}}Sake
|70
|1 part sake
|A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soda Water}}Soda Water
|N/A
|1 part soda water
|Why not make a scotch and soda?
|Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sol Dry}}Sol Dry
|N/A
|1 part Sol Dry
|A soothing, mellow drink made from ginger.
|Reduces [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]]. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Sol Dry in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. 30 units in each can.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Milk}}Soy Milk
|N/A
|1 part soy milk
|White and nutritious soy goodness!
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator or from [[File:Soymilk.gif]] Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in the kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Space_cola_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|N/A
|1 part Space Cola
|A glass of refreshing Space Cola.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|N/A
|1 part Space Mountain Wind
|Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.
|Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_up_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|N/A
|1 part Space-Up
|Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Synthanol
|N/A
|1 part Space Lube, 1 part Plasma, 1 part Welding Fuel
|A runny liquid with conductive capacities. Its effects on synthetics are similar to those of alcohol on organics.
|Non-synthetic will rapidly purge synthanol-based drinks from their systems.
|-
![[File:Teaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tea}}Tea
|N/A
|1 part tea
|Drinking it from here would not seem right.
|Similar to coffee but also removes jitteriness and a small number of toxins. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teqilla_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila}}Tequila
|70
|1 part tequila
|Now all that's missing is the weird coloured shades!
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Juice}}Tomato Juice
|N/A
|1 part tomato juice
|Are you sure this is tomato juice?
|20% chance to heal 1 burn damage. Blood shows the same way. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tonic Water}}Tonic Water
|N/A
|1 part tonic water
|Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Orange juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Sec}}Triple Sec
|30
|1 part triple sec
|A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.
|'''To acquire:''' In a booze dispenser.
|-
![[File:Vermouth_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vermouth}}Vermouth
|45
|1 part vermouth
|You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka}}Vodka
|65
|1 part vodka
|The glass contain wodka. Xynta.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 [[#Potato Juice|potato juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]
|-
![[File:Water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Water}}Water
|N/A
|1 part water
|The father of all refreshments.
|'''To acquire:''' Sinks. Watertanks.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Watermelon Juice}}Watermelon Juice
|N/A
|1 part watermelon juice
|A glass of watermelon juice.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice watermelon slices.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Welder Fuel}}Welder Fuel
|N/A
|1 part welding fuel
|Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.
|Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Find a Welding fuel tank.
|-
![[File:Whiskeyemoji.png|25px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey}}Whiskey
|75
|1 part whiskey
|A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Wine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wine}}Wine
|35
|1 part wine
|A very classy looking drink.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (instantly becomes grappa).
|}

===Mixed Drinks===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:AcidSpit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Acid Spit}}Acid Spit
|70
|5 parts [[#Wine|wine]], 1 part Sulphuric Acid
|A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
|
|-
![[File:Alexander.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Alexander}}Alexander
|50
|1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems.
|If you have a shield it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Allies Cocktail}}Allies Cocktail
|45
|1 part [[#Classic Martini|Classic Martini]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A drink made from your allies.
|Refers to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Entente Triple Entente]: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin.
|-
![[File:Aloe.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe}}Aloe
|35
|3 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 2 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|Very, very, very good.
|
|-
![[File:Alexander_Amaretto.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amaretto Alexander}}Amaretto Alexander
|35
|1 part [[#Amaretto|Amaretto ]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]]
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is in fact as gentle as it seems.
|
|-
![[File:Amasec.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amasec}}Amasec
|35
|1 part Iron, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|Always handy before COMBAT!!!
|[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amasec Warhammer 40k drink]
|-
![[File:Andalusia.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Andalusia}}Andalusia
|40
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]
|A nice, strangely named drink.
|
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Anti-Freeze}}Anti-Freeze
|35
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The ultimate refreshment.
|Heats you up if you are frozen.
|-
![[File:Arnold_palmer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Arnold Palmer}}Arnold Palmer
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lemonade|lemonade]], 1 part [[#Tea|tea]]
|Encourages the patient to go golfing.
|
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Atomic Bomb}}Atomic Bomb
|N/A
|10 parts [[#B-52|B-52]], 1 part Uranium
|Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.
|Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:B-52.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|B-52}}B-52
|85
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]]
|Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-52_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bacchus_blessing.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacchus' Blessing}}Bacchus' Blessing
|300
|1 part [[#Hooch|Hooch]] + 1 part [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] + 1 part [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] + 1 part [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]]
|Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.
|Can kill you if you drink enough.
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bahama Mama}}Bahama Mama
|35
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 1 part [[#Kahlúa|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]]
|Tropic cocktail.
|Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Honk}}Banana Honk
|60
|1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Laughter|laughter]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A drink from Clown Heaven.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
|-
![[File:Barefootglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Barefoot}}Barefoot
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Barefoot and pregnant.
|Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
|-
![[File:Bastionbourbon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bastion Bourbon}}Bastion Bourbon
|30
|1 part tea, 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors.
|When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Bastion_Bourbon Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beepsky Smash}}Beepsky Smash
|60
|2 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 2 parts [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part Iron
|Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.
|Summons a stream of [[Guide_to_robotics#Securitron|securitron]] hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of [[Security|security]], you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
|-
![[File:between_the_sheets.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Between the Sheets}}Between the Sheets
|55
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|A provocatively named classic.
|Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Between_the_Sheets_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bilkglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bilk}}Bilk
|15
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.
|10% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:BlackRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Black Russian}}Black Russian
|70
|3 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Russian IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Blank_paper_drink.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blank_Paper}}Blank Paper
|20
|1 part [[#Silencer|Silencer]], 1 part [[#Nothing|nothing]], 1 part [[#Nuka_Cola|Nuka Cola]]
|A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh.
|Heals and mutes mimes.
|-
![[File:Blazaam_glass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blazaam}}Blazaam
|70
|1 part [[#Peach_Juice|peach juice]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Bluespace_Dust|Bluespace Dust]], 2 parts [[#Gin|gin]]
|The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.
|Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bloody Mary}}Bloody Mary
|55
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.
|Restores blood. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(cocktail) IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bluecherryshake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Shake}}Blue Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly
|A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Booger}}Booger
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]]
|Ewww...
|
|-
![[File:BrancaMenta.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Branca Menta}}Branca Menta
|35
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|Creme de Menthe]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]]
|A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original.
|Cools you down if overheated. Causes a tick of 35 stamina damage when first drank.
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Brave Bull}}Brave Bull
|60
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.
|Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:Bug_spray.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bug Spray}}Bug Spray
|50
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon_Lime|lemon lime]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves.
|Deals 1 toxin per tick to [[Mothpeople|mothpeople]] and [[Guide_to_races#Flypeople|flypeople]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Cafelatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee Latte}}{{anchor|Cafe Latte}}Cafe Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:CatnipTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Catniptea}}Catnip Tea
|0
|5 parts [[#tea|tea]], 2 parts catnip
|A purrfect drink for a cat.
|Results in 5 nya
|-
![[File:ChangelingSting.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Changeling Sting}}Changeling Sting
|50
|2 part [[#Lemon-Lime|lemon-lime]], 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]]
|A stingy drink.
|Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Cherryshake.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Shake}}Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.
|A cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate}}Chocolate
|N/A
|5 parts [[#Water|water]], 1 part Coco Powder
|Tasty.
|Heats up if frozen
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Milk}}Chocolate Milk
|N/A
|3 parts [[#Dutch_Hot_Coco|Hot Coco]], 2 parts Coco Powder, under 300K temperature.
|Tasty.
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]].
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
|5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
|5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Classic Martini}}Classic Martini
|60
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_%28cocktail%29 IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Coggrog.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cog_Grog}}Cog Grog
|10
|1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part [[#Screwdriver|Screwdriver]]
|Not even Ratvar's Four Generals could withstand this! Qevax Jryy!
|
|-
![[File:Cream_soda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream Soda}}Cream Soda
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Soda_Water|soda water]], 2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part vanilla
|A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.
|Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
|-
![[File:crevicespike.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crevice Spike}}Crevice Spike
| -10
|2 parts [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 4 parts [[#Capsaicin Oil|capsaicin]]
|Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering.
|It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out. [http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Crevice_Spike Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:CubaLibre.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cuba Libre}}Cuba Libre
|50
|3 parts [[#Rum and Coke|Rum and Coke]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.
|Heals revolutionaries. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba_Libre IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Demons Blood}}Demons Blood
|75
|1 part [[#Space Mountain Wind|Space Mountain Wind]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part blood, 1 part [[#Dr. Gibb|Dr. Gibb]]
|Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.
|Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
|-
![[File:DevilsKiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Devil's Kiss}}Devil's Kiss
|70
|1 part Blood, 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Creepy time!
|Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Doctor's Delight}}Doctor's Delight
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]]
|A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
|Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Driest Martini}}Driest Martini
|65
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Gin|gin]]
|Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing
|-
![[File:Drunkenblumpkin.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Drunken Blumpkin}}Drunken Blumpkin
|50
|1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice
|A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
|
|-
![[File:Duplex_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duplex}}Duplex
|25
|2 parts [[#Hard_Cider|hard cider]], 1 part [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]], 1 part [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
|
|-
![[File:Nog2.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Eggnog}}Eggnog
|1
|5 parts [[#Egg Yolk|egg yolk]], 5 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 5 parts [[#Cream|cream]]
|For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
|
|-
![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Erika Surprise}}Erika Surprise
|35
|1 part [[#Ale|ale]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]]
|The surprise is, it's green!
|
|-
![[File:fanciulli.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fanchiulli}}Fanciulli
| -10
|1 part [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part [[#fernet|Fernet]]
|What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour?
|Reduces satiety. Sobers you up. Causes a tick of 20 stamina damage when first drank.. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernet#Cocktails Existing drink.]
|-
![[File:FernetCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fernet Cola}}Fernet Cola
|25
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Cola|Cola]]
|A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition.
|Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
|-
![[File:Fetching_fizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fetching Fizz}}Fetching Fizz
|10
|1 part [[#Nuka Cola|Nuka Cola]], 1 part Iron
|Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.
|Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Fetching_Fizz Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:fringeweaver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fringe Weaver}}Fringe Weaver
|90
|9 parts Ethanol, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.
|[http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Fringe_Weaver Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:Gibbfloats.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gibb Floats}}Gibb Floats
|N/A
|5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream
|Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
|
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin Fizz}}Gin Fizz
|45
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fizz_%28cocktail%29#Gin_Fizz IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[file:Ginger_Amaretto.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ginger Amaretto}}Ginger Amaretto
|30
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|Amaretto]], 1 part [[#Sol dry|sol dry]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The sprig of rosemary adds a nice aroma to the drink, and isn't just to be pretentious afterall!
|
|-
![[File:GinTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin and Tonic}}Gin and Tonic
|25
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
|
|-
![[File:Godfather.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Godfather}}Godfather
|50
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|amaretto]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|A classic from old Italy and enjoyed by gangsters, pray the orange peel doesnt end up in your mouth.
|
|-
![[File:Godmother.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Godmother}}Godmother
|50
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|amaretto]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A lovely fresh smelling cocktail, a true Sicilian delight.
|
|-
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Goldschlager}}Goldschlager
|25
|10 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Gold
|100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grapesoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grape Soda}}Grape Soda
|N/A
|1 part [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]], 1 part soda water
|Beloved of children and teetotalers.
|Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Grappa.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grappa}}Grappa
|60
|1 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
|
|-
![[File:Grasshopper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grasshopper}}Grasshopper
|25
|5 parts cream, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 5 parts creme de cacao
|A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grasshopper_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Green_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Green Beer}}Green Beer
|25
|10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part Green Crayon Powder
|A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.
|Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grog.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grog}}Grog
|1
|1 part [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fine and cepa drink for Space.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Gunfire.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gunfire}}Gunfire
|40
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 3 parts [[#tea|tea]]
|It pops constantly as you look at it, giving off tiny sparks.
|fizzes and pops in your mouth.
|-
![[File:Hearty_punch.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hearty Punch}}Hearty Punch
|90
|5 parts [[#Brave Bull|Brave Bull]] + 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]] + 5 parts [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] (requires temperature of 315)
|Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.
|Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Hearty_Punch Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:Hellfire.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hellfire}}Hellfire
|60
|2 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part [[#ice|ice]], 1 part [[#crevicespike|crevice spike]]
|An amber colored drink that isn't quite as hot as it looks.
|heats you up.
|-
![[File:Hippiesdelight.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hippie's Delight}}Hippie's Delight
|N/A
|1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
|Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hivemind Eraser}}Hivemind Eraser
|40
|2 parts [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|Grenadine]], 1 part [[#Thirteen Loko|Thirteen Loko]]
|A vessel of pure flavor. For when even mindshields can't save you.
|See [[Hivemind_Host|Hivemind Host]].
|-
![[File:Hoochglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hooch}}Hooch
|100
|2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants.
|[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hooch Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era]
|-
![[File:Hot_ice_coffee.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Ice Coffee}}Hot Ice Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Hot_Ice_Slush|Hot Ice Slush]]
|A sharp drink. This can't have come cheap.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and deals 1 toxin damage.
|-
![[File:HotlimeMiami.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|HotlimeMiami}}Hotlime Miami
|40
|1 part ephedrine, 1 part [[#PinaColada|Pina Colada]]
|This looks very aesthetically pleasing.
|Drugs drinker, restores stamina
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Beer}}Iced Beer
|15
|5 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] '''''or''''' 10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Frost Oil|frost oil]]
|A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
|Cools you down if overheated
|-
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Coffee}}Iced Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
|-
![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Tea}}Iced Tea
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Tea|tea]]
|All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.
|-
![[File:IrishCarBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Car Bomb}}Irish Car Bomb
|25
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Ale|ale]]
|An Irish car bomb.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Car_Bomb Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Coffee}}Irish Coffee
|35
|2 parts [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 2 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_coffee IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish_Cream}}Irish Cream
|50
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_cream Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Jack_rose.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Jack Rose}}Jack Rose
|15
|2 parts [[#Applejack|applejack]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Rose_(cocktail) Exists in real life]
|-
![[File:Kamikaze.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kamikaze}}Kamikaze
|60
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|Divinely windy.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Lemonade.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemonade}}Lemonade
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]], 2 parts water, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]]
|Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|
|-
![[File:Lizardwine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lizard Wine}}Lizard Wine
|45
|1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol
|An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff.
|Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]].
|-
![[File:Lizfizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|LizzFizz}}Lizz Fizz
|0
|3 parts [[#Triplecitrus|Triple citrus]], 1 part [[#ice|ice]], 1 part [[#cream|cream]]
|Looks like a citrus sherbet seperated in layers? Why would anyone want that is beyond you.
|
|-
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Long Island Iced Tea}}Long Island Iced Tea
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Cuba Libre|Cuba Libre]], 1 part [[#Tequila|tequila]]
|The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Malibusunset.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MalibuSunset}}Malibu Sunset
|20
|2 parts [[#painkiller|Painkiller]], 1 part [[#grenadine|Grenadine]], 1 part [[#Orangejuice|Orange Juice]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]]
|Tropical looking drinks, with ice cubes hovering on the surface and grenadine coloring the bottom.
|
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan}}Manhattan
|30
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan Project}}Manhattan Project
|45
|10 parts [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part Uranium
|A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Margarita.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Margarita}}Margarita
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarita IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Mead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mead
|30
|2 units Honey, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Miamivice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MiamiVice}}Miami Vice
|30
|1 part [[#Pinacolada|Pina Colada]], 1 part [[#StrawberryDaiquiri|Strawberry Daiquiri]]
|Strawberries and coconut, like yin and yang.
|
|-
![[File:Mojito.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mojito
|30
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Soda water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojito IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Moonshine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|95
|5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moscow Mule}}Moscow Mule
|30
|5 parts [[#Sol_Dry|Sol Dry]], 5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice
|A chilly drink that reminds you of the Derelict.
|
|-
![[File:Narsour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Narsour}}Narsour
|10
|1 part [[blood]], 1 parts [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Demons Blood|demons blood]]
|A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!
|Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.
|-
![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nuka Cola}}Nuka Cola
|N/A
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
|Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you higher speed [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola Reference to Fallout.]
|-
![[File:Old_timer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Old Timer}}Old Timer
|35
|3 parts [[#Whiskey_Soda|whiskey soda]], 2 parts [[#Parsnip_Juice|parsnip juice]], 1 part [[#Alexander|Alexander]]
|An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.
|Makes you older. And older, and older.
|-
![[File:Neurotoxin.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Neurotoxin}}Neurotoxin
|50
|1 part Morphine, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
|Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by [[Guide_to_chemistry#Neurine|Neurine]].
|-
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|N/A
|1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
|Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox#Pan-Galactic_Gargle_Blaster Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
|-
![[File:Painkiller_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Painkiller}}Painkiller
|20
|5 parts [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 4 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.)
|
|-
![[File:Patronglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Patron}}Patron
|60
|10 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part Silver
|Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patr%C3%B3n Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:PepperminPatty.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peppermint Patty}}Peppermint Patty
|25
|6 parts [[#Dutch Hot Coco|hot coco]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.
| Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
|-
![[File:Pina_colada.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pina_Colada}}Pina Colada
|40
|3 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum.
|Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Planet_cracker.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Planet Cracker}}Planet Cracker
|50
|2 parts [[#Champagne|champagne]], 2 parts [[#Lizard_Wine|lizard wine]], 1 part [[#Egg_Yolk|egg yolk]], 1 part gold
|This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers.
|Results in 4 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pruno}}Pruno
|85
|First make pruno mix by crafting it (via the crafting menu) with the following ingredients: 1 trashbag, 1 slice of [[#Moldy_Bread|moldy bread]], 4 grown edible plants, 2 candy corn and of 15 units water. Put the newly created mix in a toilet or washing machine and wait 30 seconds.
|Fermented prison wine made from fruit, sugar, and despair. Security loves to confiscate this, which is the only kind thing Security has ever done.
|[[Status_Effects#Disgust|Disgusting]].
|-
![[File:Mauna_loa.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mauna Loa}}Mauna Loa
|40
|2 parts [[#Bahama_Mama|Bahama Mama]], 2 parts [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlua]]
|Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart!
|Can make you very hot.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinlatte.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pumpkin Latte}}Pumpkin Latte
|N/A
|5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream
|A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
|
|-
![[File:Quadrupesec.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Quadruple Sec}}Quadruple Sec
|35
|5 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 5 parts [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
|Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.
|Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage is healed by 2 as long as it is in your system.
|-
![[File:Quintuplesec.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Quintuple Sec}}Quintuple Sec
|55
|5 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 5 parts [[#Clown's Tears|clown's tears]], 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|syndicate bomb]]
|Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.
|Heals all security personnel for 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage, burn damage, toxin damage, and suffocation damage is healed by 5 as long as it is in your system. Has an absurdly high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.
|-
![[File:RedMead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Mead}}Red Mead
|31
|1 part [[#Mead|mead]], 1 part blood
|A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
|
|-
![[File:Red_queen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Queen}}Red Queen
|N/A
|6 parts [[#Tea|tea]], 2 parts [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|mercury]], 1 part [[#Pepper|black pepper]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Growth_Serum|Growth Serum]]
|DRINK ME.
|Randomly changes your size while it's in your system.
|-
![[File:Rubberneck.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rubberneck}}Rubberneck
|60
|5 parts [[#Grey_Bull|Grey Bull]], 4 parts ethanol, 1 part [[#Astrotame|astrotame]]
|A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum and Coke}}Rum and Coke
|40
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|space cola]]
|The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
|
|-
![[File:Sbitenglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sbiten}}Sbiten
|70
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Capsaicin
|A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
|Heats you up if you are frozen [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sbiten Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Screwdriver Cocktail}}Screwdriver Cocktail
|55
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
|Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwdriver_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Sidecar.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sidecar}}Sidecar
|45
|2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidecar_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Silencer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Silencer}}Silencer
|59
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A drink from mime Heaven.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Singulo}}Singulo
|35
|5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Radium, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|A blue-space beverage.
|
|-
![[File:Sinsdelight.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sinsdelight}}Sin's Delight
|66
|1 part [[#Demonsblood|Demon's Blood]], 1 part [[#Triplesec|Triple Sec]], 1 part [[#Martini|martini]], 1 part [[#changlingsting|Changling Sting]]
|You can smell the seven sins rolling off the top of the glass.
|
|-
![[File:SnowWhite.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Snow White}}Snow White
|35
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]]
|A cold refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Soylatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Latte}}Soy Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]]
|A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:Squirtcider.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Squirt Cider}}Squirt Cider
|40
|1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment
|Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.
|[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Squirt_Cider Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:Stinger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Stinger}}Stinger
|25
|10 parts cognac, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
|A snappy way to end the day.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinger_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Strawberrydaiquiri.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryDaiquiri}}Strawberry Daiquiri
|20
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Limejuice|Lime juice]], 1 part [[#sugar|sugar]], 2 part [[#berryjuice|Berry Juice]], 1 part [[#ice|ice]]
|Pink looking drink with flowers and a bit straw to sip it. Looks sweet and refreshing, perfect for warm days.
|results in 7
|-
![[File:StrawberryMilk.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryMilk}}Strawberry Milk
|0
|1 part Berry Juice, 1 part Milk
|
|
|-
![[File:StrawberryTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryTea}}Strawberry Tea
|0
|1 part Berry juice, 1 part [[#Arnoldpalmer|Arnold Palmer]], 1 part sugar
|
|
|-
![[File:sugarrush.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar Rush}}Sugar Rush
|10
|2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.
|Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food. [http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Sugar_Rush Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:SyndicateBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Syndicate Bomb}}Syndicate Bomb
|90
|1 part [[#Whiskey Cola|Whiskey Cola]], 1 part [[#Beer|beer]]
|A syndicate bomb.
|Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
|-
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila Sunrise}}Tequila Sunrise
|45
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 2 parts [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]]
|Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
|Causes glowing. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila_Sunrise_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|The Manly Dorf}}The Manly Dorf
|100
|1 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 2 parts [[#Ale|ale]]
|A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
|Heals people with the dwarf mutation. [http://bay12games.com/dwarves/ Reference to Dwarf Fortress]
|-
![[File:Orangeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Thirteen Loko}}Thirteen Loko
|80
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.
|Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or '''melt your eyes out if already blind''', 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Three Mile Island Iced Tea}}Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|10
|10 parts [[#Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], 1 part Uranium
|A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toxins Special}}Toxins Special
|25
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 2 parts Plasma
|Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! '''CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!'''
|Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
|-
![[File:Trappist_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Trappist Beer}}Trappist Beer
|40
|2 parts [[#Ale|ale]], 2 parts [[#Holy_Water|holy water]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.
|If you're a [[Chaplain|chaplain]] it reduces [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jittering]], [[Status_Effects#Stuttering|stuttering]] and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
|-
![[File:Triplecitrus.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Citrus}}Triple Citrus
|N/A
|1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice
|Triple the citrus, triple the fun.
|Can be used to make [[Guide to chemistry#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Turbo.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Turbo}}Turbo
|85
|2 parts [[#Moonshine|moonshine]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Nitrous_Oxide|Nitrous Oxide]], 1 part [[#Sugar_Rush|Sugar Rush]], 1 part [[#Pwr_Game|Pwr Game]]
|A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers.
|Regenerates your [[Health#Stamina|stamina]] faster the more drunk you are.
|-
![[File:Vanillapudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Pudding}}Vanilla Pudding
|N/A
| 5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk
|A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka and Tonic}}Vodka and Tonic
|70
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|vodka Martini}}Vodka Martini
|65
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Cola}}Whiskey Cola
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Soda}}Whiskey Soda
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]]
|Ultimate refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Whiskey_sour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Sour}}Whiskey Sour
|35
|1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part sugar
|Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
|
|-
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|White Russian}}White Russian
|50
|3 [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 2 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russian_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Wizz_fizz.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wizz_Fizz}}Wizz Fizz
|50
|1 part [[#Champagne|champagne]], 1 part [[#Soda_Water|Soda Water]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]]
|A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild.
|Heals [[#Wizard|wizards]] 1 of every damage type per tick.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|..What?}}..What?
|N/A
|Fail a recipe
|You can't really tell what this is.
|You get this when there is something else in the glass
|}

===Species-Specific Drinks===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:coldscales.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|ColdScales}}Cold Scales
|50
|1 part [[#tea|tea]], 1 part slime jelly, 1 part [[#methol|methol]]
|A soft green drink that looks inviting!
|Increases disgust for all species but lizards.
|-
![[File:Oildrum.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|OilDrum}}Oil Drum
|45
|1 part [[#ethanol|ethanol]], 1 part oil, 12 parts [[#champagne|champagne]]
|A gray can of booze and oil...
|Results in 3 increases disgust for all species but synthetics.
|-
![[File:Nordking.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|NordKing}}Nord King
|50
|5 part [[#ethanol|ethanol]], 1 part honey, 10 parts [[#redmead|Red Mead]]
|A dripping keg of red mead.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust for all species but humans or dwarves.
|-
![[File:Velvetkiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|VelvetKiss}}Velvet Kiss
|10
|5 parts blood, 1 part [[#tea|tea]], 10 parts [[#wine|wine]]
|Red and white drink for the upper classes or undead.
|Results in 15 Increases disgust for all species but zombies, vampires, and dullahan
|-
![[File:Abductionfruit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|AbductionFruit}}Abduction Fruit
|80
|10 parts [[#limejuice|lime juice]], 5 parts [[#strawberryjuice|strawberry juice]], 10 parts [[#watermelonjuice|watermelon juice]]
|Mixed fruits that were never ment to be mixed...
|Results in 3 Increases disgust all species but abductors.
|-
![[File:Bugzapper.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|BugZapper}}Bug Zapper
|5
|10 parts [[#Lemonjuice|Lemon Juice]], 1 part teslium, 10 parts copper
|An odd mix of copper, lemon juice and power meant for non-human consumption.
|Results in 20 Increases disgust all species but insects, flypersons, and mothsmen.
|-
![[File:Mushcrush.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MushCrush}}Mush Crush
|5
|10 parts iron, 5 parts ash, 10 parts coffee powder.
|Popular among people that want to grow their own food rather then drink the soil.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust all species except plantpeople.
|-
![[File:Hollowbone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|HollowBone}}Hollow Bone
|15
|5 parts bone hurting juice, 10 parts [[#milk|milk]], 10 parts coconut milk
|Mixing of milk and bone hurting juice for enjoyment for rather skinny people.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust all species except plasmamen and skeletons.
|-

![[File:Jellwyrm.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|JellWyrm}}Jell Wyrm
|40
|1 part slime jelly, 1 part carpotoxin, 1 part carbon dioxide
|A bubbly drink that is rather inviting to those that don't know who it's meant for.
|Toxic drink to most species results in 2 must be heated to 333K (59.85C) Increases disgust all species except jellypeople, slimepeople, and luminescents.
|-
![[File:Lavalspit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|LavalSpit}}Laval Spit
|30
|5 parts iron, 10 parts [[#maunaloa|Mauna Loa]],5 parts sulfur
|Piping hot drink for those who can stomach the heat of lava.
|Must be heated to 900K (626.85C) Increase disgust for all species except golems.
|-
|-
![[File:Robottears.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|RobotTears}}Robot Tears
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part oil, 1 part soda water
|no robots were hurt in the making of this drink.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Trinary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Trinary}}Trinary
|20
|1 part synthanol, 1 part lime juice, 1 part orange juice
|Colorful drink made for synthetic crewmembers
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Servodrink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Servo}}Servo
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part cream, 1 part hot coco
|Chocolate - based drink made for IPCs. Not sure if anyone's actually tried out the recipe.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Uplink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Uplink}}Uplink
|15
|1 part synthanol, 1 part rum, 1 part vodka, 1 part tequila, 1 part whiskey
|An exquisite mix of the finest liquoirs and synthanol. Meant only for synthetics.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Synthncoke.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Synthcoke}}Synth 'n coke
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part cola
|Classic drink altered to fit the tastes of a robot, contains de-rustifying properties. Bad idea to drink if you're made of carbon.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:synthignon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Synthignon}}Synthignon
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part wine
|Someone mixed good wine and robot booze. Romantic, but atrocious.
|Synthanol Recipe
|}

== Juice Cartons ==
By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.

=Food=
You need food to avoid [[#Hunger|hunger]]. Food is cooked either with the crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] or by putting certain ingredients into different types of machinery, such as the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]].

==Example Cooking Guide==
As an example that requires both machinery and the crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]], here is how to cook a [[#Sausage|sausage]] [[File:Sausage.png]]:
#Grab two pieces of meat [[File:Meat.png]] from your fridge.
#Put one of the pieces of meat [[File:Meat.png]] into the [[#Processor|food processor]] [[File:Processor.png]].
#Click the [[#Processor|food processor]] [[File:Processor.png]] to turn it on. This will turn the meat into a [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]].
#Place the other piece of meat [[File:Meat.png]] on any table [[File:R-table.png]].
#Vend a kitchen knife [[File:Knife.png]] from the [[Vendors#Dinnerware|dinnerware vendor]] [[File:Venddinnerware.gif]], and use it on the piece of meat [[File:Meat.png]]. It should turn into 3x [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]].
#Put two of the [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]] into a [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]] (by clicking the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] with a raw cutlet in active hand).
#Turn on the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]] by alt-clicking it. The two [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]] should turn into [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]].
#Place the [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]] and the two [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]] on the same tile (such as the same table).
#Stand within 1 tile's reach from both the [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]] and the two [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]]. Click the crafting menu HUD icon [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] to open the crafting menu.
#In the crafting menu, cycle through categories with arrows until you reach "Foods". Then cycle through the subcategories of "Foods" until you find "Meats".
#If you followed the above steps correctly, the "Sausage" recipe should be clickable (instead of greyed out). Click it and stand still a few seconds to craft a [[#Sausage|sausage]] [[File:Sausage.png]].

==Ingredients==
===[[File:Butcherknife.png|64px]]Butchering[[File:Gibber.png|64px]]===
This is how you get your meat. In space, meat can be expensive to purchase from [[Cargo]], and there are only so many monkeys on the station. There is a reason you have [[Morgue]] access. [[File:Meat.png|64px]]

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the [[Machines#Gibber|gibber]], one of the machines in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Then click the gibber again to activate it. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in meat and skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you could also use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume. 

The [[Machines#Gibber|gibber]] also can be upgraded in order to acquire more meat per body, faster processing, and the ability to gib fully clothed people with better manipulators ([[Traitor|not that you would need that]]). It should be in your best interest to get the [[Scientist|science team]] to at least upgrade your gibber. Go [[Machines#Gibber|here]] to see the upgrades in detail.

There are many types of meat, and only some of them are listed below.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FC8484;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FC8484;'| Food name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FC8484;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat}}Meat
|Get meat from humans by gibbing them with a gibber. Get meat from most other creatures by slaughterering their dead bodies with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Bear_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bear Meat}}Bear Meat
|Slaughter a dead space bear with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Fish_fillet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carp Fillet}}Carp Fillet
|Slaughter a dead space carp with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Crab_meat_raw.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Crab Meat}}Raw Crab Meat
|Slaughter a dead crab with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Spider_leg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spider Leg}}Spider Leg
|Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Spider_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spider Meat}}Spider Meat
|Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
|}

===[[File:Knife.png|64px]][[File:Rolling Pin.png|64px]] Knife & Rolling Pin===
These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine). When the recipe creates multiple products from a single object, each individual product has the same reagents as the sliced object, divided by the number of products made. (For example, a bread loaf with 20 nutriment would be sliced into 5 bread slices containing 4 nutriment each.)

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'| Food name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:breadslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bread Slice}}Bread Slice
|Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|sandwiches]]. Makes 5 slices.
|-
![[File:cakeslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Slice}}Cake Slice
|Slice any cake with your knife. Makes 5 slices.
|-
![[File:pizzaslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Slice}}Pizza Slice
|Slice any pizza with your knife. Makes 6 slices.
|-
![[File:Sheet_pizza.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pepperoni_Sheetzzas}}Pepperoni Sheetzzas
|Flatten a [[#Pizza_Slice|pizza slice]] with your rolling pin. This is a construction material.
|-
![[File:doughslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough Slice}}Dough Slice
|Slice a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] with your knife. Makes 3 dough slices.
|-
![[File:flatdough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flat Dough}}Flat Dough
|Flatten a [[#Dough|dough]] with your rolling pin. Makes 1 flat dough.
|-
![[File:rawmeatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Cutlet}}Raw Cutlet
|Slice a meat with your knife. Makes 3 cutlets.
|-
![[File:piedough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pie Dough}}Pie Dough
|Flatten a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]] with your rolling pin. Makes 1 pie dough.
|-
![[File:rawpastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Pastry Base}}Raw Pastry Base
|Slice a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]] with your knife. Makes 3 raw pastry base.
|-
![[File:Potato_wedges.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Wedges}}Potato Wedges
|Slice a potato with your knife. Makes one plate of potato wedges.
|-
![[File:Cheese_Wedge.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wedge}}Cheese Wedge
|Slice a [[#Cheese Wheel|cheese wheel]] with your knife. Makes 5 cheese wedges.
|-
![[File:rawmeatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salami}}Salami
|Slice a sausage with your knife. Makes 6 slices of salami.
|}

===[[File:Processor.png|64px]] [[Machines#Food_Processor|Processor]]===
Some items can be processed with the [[Machines#Food_Processor|Processor]], which can be found in your kitchen.

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! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Processes
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Condiments
|-
![[File:Bacon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Bacon}}Raw Bacon
|Process one [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]].
|-
![[File:Faggot.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Faggot}}{{anchor|Meatball}}<s>Faggot</s> Meatball
|Process one slab of human or monkey meat. Renamed from "faggot" in April 2020 for compliance with Github ToS.
|-
![[File:Slamjamspacekabam.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Slime Jam}}Slime Jam
|Process one slime. ''Note: Eating this will kill you.'' Slimes or slime extracts can't be inserted.
|-
![[File:Tatortot.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tator Tot}}Tator Tot
|Process one potato.
|-
![[File:Fries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Fries}}Space Fries
|Process one plate of potato wedges.
|-
![[File:Carrotfries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Fries}}Carrot Fries
|Process one carrot.
|-
![[File:Roastparsnip.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Roast Parsnip}}Roast Parsnip
|Process one parsnip.
|-
![[File:Soydope.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Dope}}Soy Dope
|Process one soy bean.
|-
![[File:Spaghetti.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spaghetti}}Spaghetti
|Process one [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]].
|-
![[File:Tortilla.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tortilla}}Tortilla
|Process one corn.
|-
![[File:Yakiimo.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Yaki Imo}}Yaki Imo
|Process one sweet potato.
|-
|}

===[[File:Blender.png|64px]] All-In-One-Grinder===
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your [[File:ChemMaster.png|64px]] CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as '''Grind''' will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as '''Mix''' only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting '''Juice'''.

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! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Blends
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Universal Enzyme.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Universal_Enzyme}}Universal Enzyme
|Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fermentation_Barrel|wooden barrels]] to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor.
|-
![[File:Nutriment.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nutriment}}Nutriment
|Grind any solid food.
|-
![[File:Hotsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Sauce}}{{anchor|Capsaicin Oil}}Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Oil
|Grind chilis.
|-
![[File:Coldsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cold Sauce}}{{anchor|Frost Oil}}Cold Sauce/Frost Oil
|[[Guide_to_xenobiology#Blue_Slime|Blue Slimes]] or from grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Ice_Pepper|Ice Pepper]]. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. [[Changeling]] [[Changeling#Cryogenic_Sting|cryo sting]] injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and [[Guide_to_races#Jellypeople|slimepeople]]. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick.
|-
![[File:Ketchup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ketchup}}Ketchup
|Grind tomatoes.
|-
![[File:Flour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flour}}Flour
|Grind wheat or oat stalks.
|-
![[File:Rice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice}}Rice
|Grind rice stalks.
|-
![[File:Ricebowl.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice Bowl}}Rice Bowl
|Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
|-
![[File:dough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough}}Dough
|Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
|-
![[File:cakebatter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Batter}}Cake Batter
|Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]]. (you can also use [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] instead of egg yolk)
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Egg Yolk}}Egg Yolk
|Break an egg into a beaker.
|-
![[File:Secret_sauce_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Secret Sauce}}Secret Sauce
|Makes food taste amazing. Recipe is completely random and changes every 7 days. The recipe may be found in a certain space ruin on a '''paper'''. You could have to mix a random number of random ingredients in random amounts with a similarly random set of catalysts, raise or lower it past a random temperature, mix it specifically in a random container (it won't work in any other container if this is the case), heat an explosive beyond its exploding point, and more. Either way, the recipe will only make 1u.
|-
![[File:BBQ_sauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|BBQ Sauce}}BBQ Sauce
|3 parts {{Tooltip|[[#Saline-Glucose_Solution|Saline-Glucose Solution]]|{{RecursiveChem/Saline-Glucose_Solution}}}} (Sugar + Water + Salt) 
1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Ash|Ash]] 
1 part [[#Tomato_Juice|Tomato Juice]] 
1 part [[#Pepper|Pepper]]
|-
![[File:Soysauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Sauce}}Soy Sauce
|Mix 40 units [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 10 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Sulphuric Acid|Sulphuric Acid]].
|-
![[File:Salt.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salt}}Salt
|Mix [[Guide_to_chemistry#Sodium|Sodium]] + [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine|Chlorine]] + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
|-
![[File:Pepper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pepper}}Pepper
|Grind pepper-mills from the cafe.
|-
![[File:Peptides_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peptides}}Peptides
|Is created in your body if you eat food after eating [[Guide_to_chemistry#Trophazole|Trophazole]]. Heals brute and some burn every few seconds. Does not give as much nutriment as other foods.
|-
![[File:Moonshine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Cheesewheel.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wheel}}Cheese Wheel
|Mix 40 [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst). End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
|-
![[File:chocolatebar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Bar}}Chocolate Bar
|Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units [[#Milk|milk]]/[[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 2 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]].
|-
![[File:Tofu.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tofu}}Tofu
|Mix 10 [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:butter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butter}}Butter
|Mix 15 [[#Milk|milk]] in the grinder.
|-
![[File:Butter_on_a_stick.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butter_on_a_stick}}Butter on a stick
|Insert a metal rod [[File:Rods.png]] into butter.
|-
![[File:Mayonnaise.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Mayonnaise}}Mayonnaise
|Grind egg yolk.
|-
![[File:Sugar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar}}Sugar
|Grind white beet or sugar cane.
|-
![[File:Condi_astrotame.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Astrotame}}Astrotame
|Found in [[Vendor#Dinnerware|Dinnerware Vendor]]. Artificial sweetener. Makes food taste better while adding zero calories. If overdosed (17u) it makes you [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgusted]].
|-
![[File:Caramel_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Caramel}}Caramel
|Heat sugar to 413.15K. Will burn into carbon if heated to 483.15K.
|-
![[File:Sprinkles.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sprinkles}}Sprinkles
|Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
|-
![[File:Cherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Jelly}}Cherry Jelly
|Grind cherries.
|-
![[File:Bluecherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Jelly}}Blue Cherry Jelly
|Grind blue cherries.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gravy}}Gravy
|Mix 1 part nutriment, 1 part flour and 1 part milk.
|}

===[[File:Microwave.png|64px]] Microwave Oven===
The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Picture
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Baconcooked.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacon}}Bacon
|Microwave a [[#Raw Bacon|raw bacon]].
|-
![[File:bread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Bread}}{{anchor|Bread}}Plain Bread
|Microwave a [[#Dough|dough]]. Used in all [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|bread recipes]].
|-
![[File:Bun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bun}}Bun
|Microwave a [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]]. Used in [[#Burgers|burgers]].
|-
![[File:Pastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pastry Base}}Pastry Base
|Microwave a [[#Raw Pastry Base|raw pastry base]]. Used in most [[#Pastries|pastry recipes]].
|-
![[File:spagettiboiled.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spaghetti}}Boiled Spaghetti
|Microwave [[#Spaghetti|spaghetti]]s. Used in [[#Pastas|spaghetti recipes]].
|-
![[File:pizzabread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Bread}}Pizza Bread
|Microwave a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]]. Used in [[#Pizzas|pizza recipes]].
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Pie}}Plain Pie
|Microwave a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]]. Used in [[#Pies|pie recipes]].
|-
![[File:regularcake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Cake}}Plain Cake
|Microwave a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]]. Used in [[#Cakes|cake recipes]].
|-
![[File:Spiderleg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spider Leg}}Boiled Spider Leg
|Microwave a spider leg.
|-
![[File:meatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cutlet}}Cutlet
|Microwave a [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]]. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:meatstake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Steak}}Meat Steak
|Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:Crab_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crab Meat}}Crab Meat
|Microwave [[#Raw Crab Meat|raw crab meat]]. Used in some in some recipes.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toasted Sandwich}}Toasted Sandwich
|Microwave a [[#Sandwich|sandwich]].
|-
![[File:popcorn.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Popcorn}}Popcorn
|Microwave a corn.
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Warm Donkpocket}}Warm Donk-pocket
|Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Egg}}Boiled Egg
|Microwave an egg.
|-
![[File:Boiledrice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Rice}}Boiled Rice
|Microwave a [[#Rice Bowl|Rice Bowl]]. Used in [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Rice_and_Pork|rice recipes]].
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Khinkali}}Khinkali
|Microwave a [[#Raw_Khinkali|Raw Khinkali]].
|-
![[File:onionrings.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Onion Rings}}Onion Rings
|Microwave an onion slice.
|}

==Crafting Recipes==
Most dish recipes are made using the '''crafting menu''', that is by '''placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button ([[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] a small T icon on your HUD)''' to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

===Burgers===
(Partly out of date as new burgers and sprites were added Dec 2019.)
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:burger.png|64px]]
!Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger. Has a 1% chance of turning into steamed hams.
|-
![[File:Baconburger.png|64px]]
!Bacon Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Bacon|cooked bacon]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:brainburger.png|64px]]
!Brain Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Brain
|8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin
|Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]].
|-
![[File:clownburger.png|64px]]
!Clown Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Clown Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana
|Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[Clown|nemesis]].
|-
![[File:Crab_burger.png|64px]]
!Crab Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 [[#Crab_Meat|crab meat]]
|?
|A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun.
|-
![[File:mimeburger.png|64px]]
!Mime Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Mime Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing
|Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[Mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
|-
![[File:tofubuger.png|64px]]
!Tofu Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Melts your face!
|-
![[File:spell.png|64px]]
!Spell Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Wizard Hat
|8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin
|You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
![[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
!Xenoburger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 xeno [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Ali-yum!
|-
![[File:Jellyburger.png|45px]]
!Jelly Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or 5 units [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin
|My insides are burning!
|-
![[File:ghostbur.PNG|64px]]
!Ghost Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin
|Terror-ifficly tasty.
|-
![[File:Appendixburger.png|64px]]
!Appendix Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Surgery#Appendectomy|Appendix]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Tastes like appendicitis
|-
![[File:Fivealarmburger.png|64px]]
!Five Alarm Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 ghost chili
|6 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 5 Pepper, 1 Vitamin
|HOT! HOT!
|-
![[File:Ratburger.png|64px]]
!Rat Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 dead mouse
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|What did you expect?
|-
![[File:bigbite.png|64px]]
!Big Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin
|Forget the Big Mac.
|-
![[File:superbite.png|64px]]
!Super Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 4 Tomatoes + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Salt|salt]] + 5 units [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper
|If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
|-
![[File:Baseball.png|64px]]
!Home Run Baseball Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Makeshift weapons#Baseball Bat|Baseball Bat]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
|-
![[File:Empowered_burger.gif|64px]]
!Empowered Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 Plasma sheets
|8 Nutriment, 5 Liquid Electricity
|It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.
|}

===Breads & Sandwiches===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatbread.png|64px]]
!Meatbread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:tofubread.png|64px]]
!Tofu-Bread
|1 [[Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:xbread.png|64px]]
!Xeno-Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
![[File:Spidermeatloaf.png|64px]]
!Spider Meatloaf
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Green but delicious.
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|64px]]
!Banana-nut Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Banana
|20 Banana, 20 Nutriment
|Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:Mimanabread.png|64px]]
!Mimana Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana
|20 Nutriment, 5 Mute Toxin, 5 Nothing, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Leaves diners speechless!
|-
![[File:creambread.png|64px]]
!Cream Cheese Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:baguette.png|64px]]
!Baguette
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin
|The mimes favorite.
|-
![[File:sandwich.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sandwich}}Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
![[File:Garlicbread.png|64px]]
!Garlic Bread
|1 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]
|5 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 2 [[#Garlic_Juice|Garlic Juice]]
|Alas, it is limited.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!Grilled Cheese Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
![[File:Jellytoast.png|64px]]
!Jelly Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
|-
![[File:butteredtoast.png|64px]]
!Buttered Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast.
|-
![[File:butterbiscuit.png|64px]]
!Butter Biscuit
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Well butter my biscuit!
|-
![[File:butterdog.png|64px]]
!Butterdog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Made from exotic butters.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]{{Anchor|Moldy_Bread}}
!Moldy Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fly_amanita|fly amanita]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Twobread.png|64px]]
!Two Bread
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 [[#Wine|wine]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Classy.
|-
![[File:Rorosandwich.png|64px]]
!Jelly Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
|-
![[File:Notasandwich.png|64px]]
!Not-a-Sandwich
|1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
|}

===Pizzas===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Margheritapizza.png|64px]]
!Margherita Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Tomato
|30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:mushroompizza.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 5 any Mushrooms
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:meatpizza.png|64px]]
!Meat Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza.png|64px]]
!Donk Pocket Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Dankpizza.png|64px]]
!Dank Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:sassysagepizza.png|64px]]
!Sassysage Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 [[#Meatball|meatballs]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:vegepizza.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:arnoldpizza.png|64px]]
!Arnold Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings
|30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine
|Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily.
|}

===Pastas===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:pastatomato.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Pasta}}Tomato Pasta
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 Tomatoes
|6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin
|Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
|-
![[File:copypasta.gif|64px]]
!Copypasta
|2 [[#Tomato Pasta|tomato pasta]]s
|12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
|-
![[File:meatballspag.png|64px]]
!Spaghetti & Meatballs
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 [[#Meatball|meatballs]]
|8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
![[File:Spesslaw.png|64px]]
!Spesslaw
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 4 [[#Meatball|meatballs]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Lawyer's choice!
|-
![[File:Chowmein.png|64px]]
!Chowmein
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot
|7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables.
|-
![[File:Beefnoodle.png|64px]]
!Beef Noodle
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Cabbage
|5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs
|Nutritious, beefy, and noodly.
|-
![[File:butternoodles.png|64px]]
!Butter Noodles
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Noodles covered in savory butter.
|}

===Soups & Stews===
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatsoup.png|64px]]
!Meatball Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 carrot + 1 potato
|7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
|-
![[File:nettlesoup.png|64px]]
!Nettle Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 nettle + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin
|Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:vegesoup.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 carrot + 1 corn + 1 eggplant + 1 potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Force feed the Botanists this.
|-
![[File:tomatosoup.png|64px]]
!Tomato Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin
|What, no crackers?
|-
![[File:Bloodsoup.png|64px]]
!Blood Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units blood + 2 bloodtomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin
|They ''may'' think you're the [[Cook|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
![[File:Eyeballsoup.png|64px]]
!Eyeball Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 tomatoes + 1 Eyeball
|5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs
|A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs?
|-
![[File:Slimesoup.png|64px]]
!Slime Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin
|Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
|-
![[File:Clownsoup.png|64px]]
!Clown's Tears
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 banana + 1 [[Bananium|bananium ore]]
|2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin
|Not very funny.
|-
![[File:Mysterysoup.png|64px]]
!Mystery Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 burned mess + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:
 Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
 Omnizine, Banana,
 Blood, Slime Jelly,
 Toxin, Oculine,
 Carbon
|This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
|-
![[File:Mushroomsoup.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Soup
|1 bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 chanterelle
|2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin
|The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
|-
![[File:Beetsoup.png|64px]]
!Beet Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 whitebeet + 1 cabbage
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin
|Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
|-
![[File:milo.png|64px]]
!Milo Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 [[#Soy Dope|soy dope]]s + 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s
|9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin
|Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
|-
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|64px]]
!Stewed Soy Meat
|2 [[#Soy Dope|soy dope]]s + 1 carrot + 1 tomato
|7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin
|Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
|-
![[File:stew.png|64px]]
!Stew
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 tomato + 1 potato + 1 carrot + 1 eggplant + 1 mushroom
|14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin
|The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
|-
![[File:coldstew.png|64px]]
!Cold Chili Stew
|1 bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 ice pepper + 1 tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
|Ice, ice, baby!
|-
![[File:hotstew.png|64px]]
!Hot Chili Stew
|1 bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 chili cepper + 1 tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
| Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|-
![[File:Oatmeal.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal
|1 bowl + 10 units milk + 1 oat stalk
|7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin
|A nice bowl of oatmeal.
|-
![[File:Sweetpotatosoup.png|64px]]
!Sweet Potato Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 5 units sugar + 2 sweet potatoes
|4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Delicious sweet potato in soup form.
|-
![[File:Redbeetsoup.png|64px]]
!Red Beet Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 red beet + 1 cabbage
|4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Quite a delicacy.
|-
![[File:French_onion_soup.png|64px]]
!French Onion Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 [[#Onion|onion]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Good enough to make a grown mime cry.
|-
![[File:Wishsoup.png|64px]]
!Wish Soup
|1 bowl + 20 units [[#Water|water]]
|20 water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin)
|Makes you wish the chef could cook.
|-
![[File:Bisque.png|64px]]
!Bisque
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 [[#Crab_Meat|crab meat]] + 1 [[#Boiled_Rice|boiled rice]]
|?
|A classic entree from Space-France.
|-
![[File:Bungo_curry.png|64px]]
!Bungo Curry
|1 bowl + 5 units water + 5 units cream + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|bungo fruit]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Chili|chili]]
|?
|A spicy vegetable curry made with the humble bungo fruit, Exotic!
|-
![[File:Electron_soup.gif|64px]]
!Electron Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 5 units table salt + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Jupiter_Cups|jupiter cup]]
|?
|A gastronomic curiosity of ethereal origin. It is famed for the minature weather system formed over a properly prepared soup.
|}

===Seafood===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Carpfillet.png|64px]]
! Imitation Carp Fillet
|Inject 5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]] into 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin
|Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:carpsandwich.png|64px]]
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp fillet
|3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin
|Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:cubancarp.png|64px]]
!Cuban Carp
|1 Carp Fillet + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 Chili Pepper
|6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin
|Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
![[File:fishandchips.png|64px]]
!Fish & Chips
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 Carp fillet
|6 Nutriment
|The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Ffish.png|64px]]
!Fish Fingers
|5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp fillet
|4 Nutriment
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Sashimi.png|64px]]
!Carp Sashimi
|1 spider egg + 1 Carp fillet + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|}

===Meat===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Recipe
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Nutritional Value
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|-
![[File:Sausage.png|64px]]
!Sausage{{anchor|Sausage}}{{anchor|Salami}}
|1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Slicable into salami. Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|-
![[File:Spidereggsham.png|64px]]
!Green Eggs and Ham
|2 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 spider egg + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin
|You swear it's still moving.
|-
![[File:Cornedbeef.png|64px]]
!Corned beef and cabbage
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Meat steak]] + 2 Cabbages + 5 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
|-
![[File:Bearsteak.gif|64px]]
!Filet Migrawr
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Bear steak]] + 5 units [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] (requires lighter)
|2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf
|
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw_Khinkali}}Raw Khinkali
|1 [[#Dough Slice|Dough slice]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 1 [[#Garlic_Juice|Garlic Juice]]
|Microwave to finish preparing.
|}

===Salads===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Herbsalad.png|64px]]
!Herb Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple
|8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
![[File:Aesirsalad.png|64px]]
!Aesir Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 8 [[Omnizine]], 6 Vitamin
|Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
![[File:Validsalad.png|64px]]
!Valid Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]]
|8 Nutriment, 5 [[#Doctor's Delight|Doctor's Delight]] 2 Vitamin
|Heals everyone! Not really
|-
![[File:Melonfruitbowl.png|64px]]
!Melon Fruit Bowl
|1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|The only salad where you can eat the bowl
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice
|2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Your standard fruit salad.
|-
![[File:Junglesalad.png|64px]]
!Jungle Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice
|7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin
|Exotic fruits in a bowl.
|-
![[File:Citrusdelight.png|64px]]
!Citrus Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon
|7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Citrus overload!
|-
|[[File:monkeydel.png|64px]]
!Monkey's Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 [[Monkey Cube]] + 1 Banana + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin
|EE EEE!
|}

===Pies===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Notes
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!Banana Cream Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Banana
|4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:berryclafoutis.png|64px]]
!Berry Clafoutis
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin
|It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Meatpies
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Made of people, or not?
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Tofu Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Made of plants, or not?
|-
![[File:xpie.png|64px]]
!Xeno Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
![[File:applepie.png|64px]]
!Apple Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Apple
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|The traditional dessert.
|-
![[File:Cherrypie.png|64px]]
!Cherry Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Cherry
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|"To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
|-
![[File:Amapie.png|64px]]
!Amanita Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Amanita
|5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin
|Only slightly toxic, really!
|-
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
|-
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|64px]]
!Plump Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin
|Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]!
|-
![[File:Gtart.png|64px]]
!Golden Apple Streusel Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin
|A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
|-
![[File:Blumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Blumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Blumpkin
|3 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Full of delicious chlorine and ammonia.
|-
![[File:Dulcedebatata.png|64px]]
!Dulce de Batata
|5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato
|4 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Delicious sliceable jelly.
|-
![[File:Frostypie.png|64px]]
!Frostypie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Blue cherry
|4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin.
|Tastes like blue and cold.
|-
![[File:Baklava.png|64px]]
!Baklava Pie
|4 Oat stalks + 4 [[#Tortilla|tortillas]] + 2 [[#Butter|butter]]
|?
|A delightful healthy snack made of nut layers with thin bread.
|-
![[File:Bearypie.png|64px]]
!Beary Pie
|1 [[#Meat Steak|bear steak]] + 1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|No brown bears, this is a good sign.
|-
![[File:Grapetart.png|64px]]
!Grape Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes
|4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make.
|-
![[File:Mimetart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mime Tart}}Mime Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 5 units [[#Nothing|Nothing]]
|?
|... . Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Berrytart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry Tart}}Berry Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 berries
|?
|A tasty dessert of many different small barries on a thin pie crust. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Chocolatelavatart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Lava Tart}}Chocolate Lava Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bars]] + 1 [[Guide_to_xenobiology#Grinding|Slime Extract]]
|?
|A tasty dessert made of chocaloate, with a liquid core. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|}

===Cakes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:carrotcake.png|64px]]
!Carrot Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Carrots
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]], 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
|-
![[File:cheesecake.png|64px]]
!Cheese Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
|-
![[File:birthday.png|64px]]{{Anchor|Birthday Cake}}
!Birthday Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 Sugar + 2 Caramel + 1 candle
|20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members. If you microwave the cake it becomes a cakehat [[File:Cakehat.PNG]]{{Anchor|Cakehat}}.
|-
![[File:Energy_cake.gif|64px]]{{Anchor|Energy Cake}}
!Energy Cake
|1 [[#Birthday Cake|Birthday Cake]] + 1 [[Traitor_Items#Energy_Sword|Energy Sword]] [[File:ESword.png]]
|10 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Liquid_Electricity|Liquid Electricity]]
|Sliceable. Just enough calories for a whole nuclear operative squad. If you microwave the cake it becomes an energy cake(hat) [[File:Energy_cake_hat.gif]]{{Anchor|Energy Cakehat}}.
|-
![[File:applecake.png|64px]]
!Apple Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Apples
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Braincake.png|64px]]
!Brain Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 Brain
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]], 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
![[File:Orangecake.png|64px]]
!Orange Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Oranges
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Limecake.png|64px]]
!Lime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Limes
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Lemoncake.png|64px]]
!Lemon Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Lemons
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Choccake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bars]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinspicecake.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Spice Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Pumpkin
|32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Slimecake.png|64px]]
!Slime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 [[Slime Extract]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Blackberry_and_strawberry_vanilla_cake.png|64px]]
!Blackberry and Strawberry Vanilla Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 berries
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Blackberry_and_strawberry_chocolate_cake.png|64px]]
!Blackberry and Strawberry Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 berries + 2 [[#Chocolate_Bar|Chocolate Bars]]
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Holy_cake.png|64px]]
!Angel Food Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 15u holy water
|?
|Sliceable. Contains holy water.
|-
![[File:Pound_cake.png|64px]]
!Pound Cake
|4 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]
|?
|Sliceable. Counts as junk food.
|-
![[File:Hardware_cake.png|64px]]
!Hardware Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 circuit boards + 5u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|Sulphuric Acid]]
|?
|Sliceable. Contains 15u sulphuric acid and 15u oil.
|-
![[File:Clowncake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Clown Cake}}Clown Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Sweets|sundae]] + 5 bananas
|?
|Sliceable. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Vanillacake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Cake}}Vanilla Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Vanilla|vanilla pods]]
|?
|Sliceable. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Spacemans_Cake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spacemans Cake}}Spaceman's Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Spaceman.27s_Trumpet_Plant|Spaceman's Trumpet]] + 5 units cream + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Cak.png|64px]]
!Cak
|1 Birthday Cake + 1 Brain + 1 Heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units Blood + 5 units Sprinkles + 1 unit [[Guide_to_chemistry#Teslium|Teslium]].
|N/A
|A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on disarm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted. Not sliceable.
|}

===Side Dishes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:cheesefries.png|64px]]
!Cheese Fries
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
|-
![[File:cheesepmelet.png|64px]]
!Cheese Omelette
|2 eggs + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|8 Nutriment
|Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
|-
![[File:friedegg.png|64px]]
!Fried Egg
|1 egg + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper
|The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
![[File:bakedpotato.png|64px]]
!Loaded Baked Potato
|1 Potato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|No bacon bits?
|-
![[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|64px]]
!Eggplant Parmigiana
|2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Eggplant
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Clogs your arteries, healthily!
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|64px]]
!Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketspicy_0.png|64px]]
!Spicy Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Chili
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], spicy!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketteriyaki_0.png|64px]]
!Teriyaki Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 3 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], savory!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza_0.png|64px]]
!Pizza Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Tomato
||4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], mama mia!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketbanana_0.png|64px]]
!Banana Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] +1 Banana +3 units Sugar
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], honk!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketberry_0.png|64px]]
!Berry Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Berry]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up ontains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], sweet!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketgondola_0.png|64px]]
!Gondola Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 5 units Tranquility
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]! Also transforms you into a gondola.
|-
![[File:Hotdog.png|64px]]
!Hot Dog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Sausage|Sausage]] + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin
|Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
|-
![[File:pigblanket.png|64px]]
!Pig in a Blanket
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll.
|-
![[File:Crab_rangoon.png|64px]]
!Crab Rangoon
|1 [[#Dough Slice|Dough slice]] + 1 [[#Raw_Crab_Meat|raw crab meat]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 5 units cream
|?
|Has many names, like crab puffs, cheese wontons, crab dumplings? Whatever you call them, they're a fabulous blast of cream cheesy crab.
|-
![[File:Benedict.png|64px]]
!Eggs Benedict
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|There is only one egg on this, how rude.
|-
![[File:Beans.png|64px]]
!Tin of Beans
|2 Soy Beans + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]]
|10 Nutriment
|Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
|}

===Pastries===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Donut_plain.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Donut}}Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Jelly Donut}}Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin,
|Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Slime Jelly Donut}}Slime Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Slime_Jelly|slime jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_meat.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Meat Donut}}Meat Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 meat slab
|3 Nutriment, 2 ketchup
|Tastes as gross as it looks.
|-
![[File:Donut_chaos.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chaos Donut}}Chaos Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Hot Sauce|Hot Sauce]] + 5 units [[#Cold Sauce|Cold Sauce]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar
'''Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): ''' 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
|-
![[File:Donut_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Donut}}Berry Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Donut}}Spaceman's Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Donut}}Apple Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Donut}}Caramel Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Donut}}Chocolate Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Donut}}Blumpkin Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Donut}}Bungo Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]] + 5 units [[#Cold Sauce|Cold Sauce]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Donut}}Matcha Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Jelly Donut}}Berry Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Jelly Donut}}Spaceman's Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Jelly Donut}}Apple Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Jelly Donut}}Caramel Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Jelly Donut}}Chocolate Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Jelly Donut}}Blumpkin Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Jelly Donut}}Bungo Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Jelly Donut}}Matcha Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Slime Donut}}Berry Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Slime Donut}}Spaceman's Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Slime Donut}}Apple Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Slime Donut}}Caramel Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Slime Donut}}Chocolate Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Slime Donut}}Blumpkin Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Slime Donut}}Bungo Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Slime Donut}}Matcha Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylent Green
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 2 Human Meats
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylen Viridians
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Soy Bean
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
|-
![[File:waffles.png|64px]]
!Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with syrup traps.
|-
![[File:roffle.png|64px]]
!Roffle Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen
|8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
![[File:fortunecookie.png|64px]]
!Fortune Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy
|3 Nutriment
|Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
![[File:Sugarcookie.png|64px]]
!Sugar Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Just like your little sister used to make.
|-
![[File:muffin.png|64px]]
!Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|6 Nutriment
|Muffin!
|-
![[File:Berrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Berry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment
|A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
|-
![[File:Booberrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Booberry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|6 Nutriment
|My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
|-
![[File:cracker.png|64px]]
!Cracker
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|1 Nutriment
|Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
|-
![[File:pretzel.png|64px]]
!Poppy Pretzel
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Poppy Seed
|5 Nutriment
|Heals brute damage with opium!
|-
![[File:Biscuit.png|64px]]
!Plump Biscuits
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
|-
![[File:Oatmealcookie.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|The best of both cookie and oat.
|-
![[File:Raisincookie.png|64px]]
!Raisin Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk + 1 [[#4no Raisins|4no Raisins]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Why would you put raisins on a cookie?
|-
![[File:Cherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cherry
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
|-
![[File:Bluecherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Blue Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Blue cherry
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
|-
![[File:Dankpocket.png|64px]]
!Dank-pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cannabis
|3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Lipolicide|Lipolicide]], 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space Drugs|Space Drugs]], 4 Nutriment
|
|-
![[File:Khachapuri.png|64px]]
!Khachapuri
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 5 units egg yolk
|12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Chococornet.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cornet
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 1 unit Salt + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bar]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Honeybun.png|64px]]
!Honey Bun
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 5 units Honey
|5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
|
|-
![[File:pancake.png|64px]]
!Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]]
|4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Can be stacked.
|-
![[File:bbpancake.png|64px]]
!Blueberry Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]], 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:ccpancake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Chip Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]], 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bar]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|-
![[File:Cannoli.png|64px]]
!Cannoli
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 1 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 3 units [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|
|}

===Sweets===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chocegg.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Egg
|1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco
|NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
|-
![[File:Chococoin.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Coin
|1 Coin + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Coco
|
|-
![[File:Chocodice.png|64px]]
!Fudge Dice
|1 Die + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Coco
|You get a fudge die after eating it.
|-
![[File:Chocoorange.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Orange
|1 Orange + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Coco
|
|-
![[File:candiedapple.png|64px]]
!Candied Apple
|5 units [[#Caramel|Caramel]] + 1 Apple
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!
|-
![[File:Honeybar.png|64px]]
!Honey Nut Bar
|1 Oat + 5 units Honey
|5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
|
|-
![[File:Spiderlollipop.png|64px]]
!Spider Lollipop
|1 Rod + 5 Sugar + 5 Water + 1 Spiderling
|1 Nutriment, 1 Toxin, 10 Iron, 5 Sugar, 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|
|}

===Frozen===
Paper cups can be dispensed from from water coolers, found in some places.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Icecreamsandwich.png|64px]]
!Icecream Sandwich
|1 [[#Vanilla Ice Cream|ice cream]] + 5 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Ice
|Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.
|-
![[File:spacefreezy.png|64px]]
!Space Freezy
|5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 5 Blue Cherry Jelly, 4 Vitamin
|The best icecream in space!
|-
![[File:sundae.png|64px]]
!Sundae
|5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|A classic desert.
|-
![[File:honkdae.png|64px]]
!Honkdae
|5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 10 Banana, 4 Vitamin
|The clown's favorite desert.
|-
![[File:Flavorless_sc.png|64px]]
!Flavorless Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice
|1u water
|
|-
![[File:Pineapple_sc.png|64px]]
!Pineapple Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Lime_sc.png|64px]]
!Lime Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Lime_Juice|lime juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Lemon_sc.png|64px]]
!Lemon Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Blue_sc.png|64px]]
!Apple Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Grape_sc.png|64px]]
!Grape Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Grape_Juice|grape juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Orange_sc.png|64px]]
!Orange Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Orange_Juice|orange juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Red_sc.png|64px]]
!Bluecherry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Blue_Cherry_Jelly|blue cherry jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Blue_sc.png|64px]]
!Cherry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Cherry_Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Berry_sc.png|64px]]
!Berry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad_sc.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Orange_Juice|orange juice]] + 5u [[#Lime_Juice|lime juice]] + 5u [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Mime_sc.png|64px]]
!Mime Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Nothing|nothing]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Clown_sc.png|64px]]
!Clown Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u Laughter
|?
|
|-
![[File:Soda_sc.png|64px]]
!Space Cola Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u cola
|?
|
|-
![[File:Pwrgamer_sc.png|64px]]
!Pwr Game Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 15u [[#Pwr_Game|Pwr Game]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Honey_sc.png|64px]]
!Honey Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u honey
|?
|
|-
![[File:Rainbow_sc.png|64px]]
!Rainbow Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u {{Tooltip|[[#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]]|{{RecursiveChem/Colorful Reagent}}}}
|?
|
|}

===Exotic===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chaw.png|64px]]
!Chawanmushi
|5 units Water + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 1 Chanterelle
|5 Nutriment
|Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
|-
![[File:wingchu.png|64px]]
!Wing Fang Chu
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|At least it wasn't the [[Ian|dog]].
|-
![[File:enchi.png|64px]]
!Enchiladas
|2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 2 chilis + 2 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]]s
|8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin
|Spicy.
|-
![[File:classictaco.png|64px]]
!Classic Taco
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Cabbage
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce
|-
![[File:plaintaco.png|64px]]
!Plain Taco
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food.
|-
![[File:Wrap.png|64px]]
!Egg Wrap
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 Cabbage + 10 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|5 Nutriment
|The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
|-
![[File:Burrito.png|64px]]
!Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Delicious!
|-
![[File:CheesyBurrito.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|It's a burrito filled with cheese.
|-
![[File:CarneBurrito.png|64px]]
!Carne Asada Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Soybeans
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|The best burrito for meat lovers.
|-
![[File:PlasmaBurrito.png|64px]]
!Fuego Plasma Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 3 Vitamin
|A super spicy burrito.
|-
![[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
!Kebab
|1 [[Metal Rod]] + 2 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]s (meat must be same type!), 2 human meat steaks, 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s, or 1 lizard tail
|8 Nutriment
|You get the metal rod back after eating.
|-
![[File:Nachos.png|64px]]
!Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 unit Salt
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|Chips from Space Mexico
|-
![[File:CheesyNachos.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 unit Salt
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese.
|-
![[File:Cuban Nachos.png|64px]]
!Cuban Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]] + 2 Chili pepper
|7 Nutriment, 8 Capsaicin, 4 Vitamin
|That's some dangerously spicy nachos.
|-
![[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|64px]]
!Amanita Jelly
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Amanitas
|6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
![[File:duff.gif|64px]]
!Spacy Liberty Duff
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Liberty Caps
|6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|-
![[File:Melonkeg.gif|64px]]
!Melon Keg
|1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|9 Nutriment, 15 Vodka, 4 Vitamin
|Who knew vodka was a fruit?
|-
![[File:stuffedlegion.gif|64px]]
!Stuffed Legion
|1 Goliath meat steak + 1 Legion Core + 2 units Ketchup + 2 units Capsaicin
|5 Nutriment, 2 Capsaicin, 2 Vitamin
|Putting skulls to use as food bowls has never seemed better.
|-
![[File:powercrepe.png|64px]]
!Powercrepe
|1 [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] + 1 [[#Milk|Milk]] + 5 Cherry Jelly + 1 Super Power Cell + 1 Captain's Sabre
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Cherry Jelly
|With great power, comes great crepes.
|-
![[File:branrequests.png|64px]]
!Bran Requests Cereal
|1 Wheat + 1 [[#4no Raisins|4no Raisins]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 10 Salt
|A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran.
|-
![[File:Riceandpork.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice and Pork}}Rice and Pork
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 2 Cutlet
|18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine
| It's rice and ..."pork".
|-
![[File:BBQ_ribs.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|BBQ Ribs}}BBQ Ribs
|2 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 2 rods + 5u [[#BBQ Sauce|BBQ sauce]]
|?
| Sweet, Smokey, Savory, and gets everywhere. Perfect for Grilling.
|-
![[File:Eggbowl.png|64px]]
!Egg Bowl
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|Boiled egg]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn
|4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|A bowl of rice with a fried egg.
|-
![[File:Ricepudding.png|64px]]
!Rice Pudding
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar
|9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
|
|-
![[File:Meatbun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Bun}}Meat Bun
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Cabbage
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Has the potential to not be Dog.
|-
![[File:Ratkebab.png|64px]]
!Rat kebab
|1 Dead Mouse, 1 Metal Rod
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
|-
![[File:Doubleratkebab.png|64px]]
!Double Rat Kebab
|2 Dead Mice, 1 Metal Rod
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Twice the rat, twice the flavor.
|-
![[File:Butterbear.png|64px]]
!Butterbear{{Anchor|Butterbear}}{{Anchor|Terrygold}}
|15 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 brain (with soul) + 1 heart + 5 meat slabs + 50 units blood + 1 unit [[Guide_to_chemistry#Teslium|Teslium]].
|N/A
|A butter/bear hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. The crew can eat the bear by smacking it, but it has a large regeneration factor to counteract this. When the bear slaps people it has a significant chance to slip its unfortunate victim. The bear will be named Terrygold.
|-
![[File:Royal_cheese.png|64px]]
!Royal Cheese{{Anchor|Royal Cheese}}
|1 [[#Cheese_Wheel|cheese wheel]] + 1 gold crown + 5 units {{Tooltip|[[#Strange Reagent|Strange Reagent]]|{{RecursiveChem/Strange Reagent}}}} + 5 units {{Tooltip|[[#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]]|{{RecursiveChem/Unstable Mutagen}}}}.
|20 Gold, 15 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Unstable Mutagen
|Feed a rat with it to turn it into a rat king.
|-
|}

===Custom Recipes===
Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Custom food
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|How to acquire
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Bread}}Custom Bread
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]]. Sliceable for custom [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Cake
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pizza}}Custom Pizza
|Use ingredients on a [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pie}}Custom Pie
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Spaghetti}}Custom Spaghetti
|Use ingredients on a plate of [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom salad}}Custom Salad
|Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Soup
|Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom kebab}}Custom Kebab
|Use ingredients on a metal rod.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom sandwich}}Custom Sandwich
|Use ingredients on any [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]. Use another [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] (any type) to finish the sandwich.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom burger}}Custom Burger
|Use ingredients on a [[#Bun|bun]].
|}

===Recipe Books===
Some recipes will only be visible in your crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] after reading a special book first. So far there is only one such book:

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Book
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Unlocks
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Where to get
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Cooking_Desserts_101.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cooking_Desserts_101}}Cooking Desserts 101
|[[#Mime_Tart|Mime tart]], [[#Berry_Tart|berry tart]], [[#Chocolate_Lava_Tart|chocolate lava tart]], [[#Clown_Cake|clown cake]] and [[#Vanilla_Cake|vanilla cake]].
|Dinner-o-Mat
|
|}

==[[File:Icecream_Vat.png|64px]] Icecream Vat==
''Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!''[[File:Icecream_vat_window.png|thumb|400px|left|This is the window that opens when you click an Icecream Vat. ]]

For those hot days on the station there's an Icecream Vat, which can be used to make icecream. You do this by first clicking the Icecream Vat to open a window. To create an icecream, you must first dispense a cone. Then you click "select" next to the icecream type you want to put into the cone. Then you click the vat while holding the cone in hand. 

The vat starts with some icecream and several cones stored. To make more of them you must click the "make" buttons while having the correct ingredients stored in the vat. Making more icecream or cones will just store them in the vat, until you make an icecream with it as described above. 

The "Refill from beaker" button can be used to refill the vat with the standard ingredients (flour, sugar, milk, vanilla etc). Do it by loading a beaker (containing for example ice) into the vat, and then clicking "refill from beaker". The ice will be transferred to the vat, and can then be used if you click certain "make" buttons. Eject a beaker with alt-click. 

The recipes below describe which ingredients the vat must be filled with to be able to "make" the listed items.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Waffle_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Waffle Cone}}Waffle Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Cone}}Chocolate Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 1 coco powder
|Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Vanilla_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Ice Cream}}Vanilla Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit vanilla
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Strawberry_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Strawberry Ice Cream}}Strawberry Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Ice Cream}}Chocolate Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] 1 unit coco powder
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Blue_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Ice Cream}}Blue Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit [[#Singulo|Singulo]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Vanilla_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Custom Ice Cream}}Custom Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit optional flavoring (any reagent)
|This will let you create custom ice cream flavoured by any reagent. Do it by putting a beaker with any reagents into the Icecream Vat. Then click "Make" and "Select" next to "custom ice cream". Then dispense and use a cone on the Icecream Vat to create your custom icecream. Remove the beaker by alt-clicking the vat.
|}

==[[File:Grill_on.gif]]Grill==
Orderable from [[Supply_crates#Grilling_Starter_Kit|cargo]]. Grilling food adds grill marks, nutrition and char which makes it taste better. Can be powered with coal, wood or [[#Monkey_Energy|Monkey Energy]] [[File:Monkey_energy.png|16px]]. (Detailed instructions to be added)

==Vending Machine Food==
===[[File:Vendsnack.gif|64px]] Junk Food===
If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest [[Getmore Chocolate Corp|Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine]] for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Description
|-
![[File:Candy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Candy}}Candy
|Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Cup_Ramen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cup Ramen}}Cup Ramen
|Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
|-
![[File:Chips.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chips}}Chips
|Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Beef_Jerky.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky}}Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky
|Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:4no_Raisins.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|4no Raisins}}4no Raisins
|Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
|-
![[File:Space Twinkie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space_Twinkie}}Space Twinkie
|A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
|-
![[File:Cheesie_Honkers.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheesie Honkers}}Cheesie Honkers
|Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,
|-
|}

===[[File:Vendcola.gif|64px]] Junk Drinks===
If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest [[Robust Softdrinks|Robust Softdrinks -vending machine]].

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Space_Cola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|30u cola. In space. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Space_Mountain_Wind.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens [[Status_Effects#Sleep|sleep]], reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Dr_Gibb.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Star-kist.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Star-kist}}Star-kist
|Made up of 15u Cola and 15u [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
|-
![[File:Space-Up.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Purple_can.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pwr Game}}Pwr Game
|The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Lemon-Lime.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}{{anchor|Lemon Lime}}{{anchor|Orange Soda}}Lemon-Lime
|You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]].
|-
![[File:Canned_air.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Canned Air}}Canned air
|24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
|-
![[File:Energy_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grey Bull}}Grey Bull
|Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks.
|-
![[File:Monkey_energy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Monkey Energy}}Monkey Energy
|Unleash the ape! Works as fuel for the [[#Grill|grill]] and increases your speed if you're a monkey. Contains 50u.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!Sol Dry
|30u Sol Dry. In space. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]].
|}

===[[File:Vendcoffee.gif|64px]] Hot Drinks===
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a [[Hot Drinks Machine|Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine]]. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering [[space]] is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Robust_Coffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Robust Coffee}}Robust Coffee
|Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duke Purple Tea}}Duke Purple Tea
|An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dutch Hot Coco}}Dutch Hot Coco
|Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco heats you up if cold and has 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts [[#Milk|milk]] and 1 part cocoa heated to 320K.
|}

==Other food==
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Item
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Description

|-
![[File:Cookie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cookie}}Cookie
|A [[Cyborg#Peacekeeper|Peacekeeper cyborg]] can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.
|-
![[File:Lollipop.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lollipop}}Lollipop
|[[Cyborg#Medical|Medical cyborgs]] can dispense lollipops. Full of [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment.
|-
![[File:Gumball.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gumball}}Gumball
|[[Cyborg#Medical|Medical cyborgs]] can also dispense gumballs! These contain not only sugar, but also [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|healing chemicals]].
|-

|}

==Hunger==
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

[[File:hungerlevels.gif]]
The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat.
Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

===Starvation===
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the [[Kitchen]] for a burger or slice of meatbread!

===Obesity===
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the [[solars]]. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but [[Surgery#Lipoplasty|surgery]] or using [[Guide_to_chemistry#lipocide|lipocide]] is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mint_Toxin|mint toxin]] (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

===Satiety===
Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|good]] and [[Guide_to_chemistry#Toxins|bad]] reagents slower, for a higher total effect.
On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.

===Breakfast===
Some food and drink types will give a positive moodlet for 10 minutes if consumed within 15 minutes of the start of the shift. These are:
*most egg based foods
*coffee
*bacon
*oatmeal
*orange juice
*milk
*pancakes
*waffles
*donuts
*toasts
*biscuits
*cereal

[[Category:Guides]]

Guide to plumbing

2021-02-12T18:25:00Z

TF4: /* Geysers */

This guide will primarily be useful for [[Chemist|chemists]], or someone else willing to play with pipes.

In summary: Plumbing is the creation of factories to automate chemical production, for bulk amounts of <s>methamphetamine</s> healing chemicals.

== The Basics ==
Plumbing is a system for the creation of chemical factories. Plumbing is also an inaccurate name since you'll be making chemical factories and not toilets.

The plumbing system is made up of three basic parts: A supplier, a duct network and a demander. A supplier supplies chems through a network of fluid ducts to a machine that demands that reagent. Component machines have connectors that duct networks will automatically connect to; red is mean so red ports take, blue is nice so blue ports give. A machine can be both a supplier and a demander. Machines next to each other can be connected without having [[#Fluid_Ducts|ducts]] between them.

The maximum transfer amount is 10 units per 2 seconds.

===[[File:Nduct_n_w.png]] Fluid Ducts ===
These can be found in stacks in autolathes and in the chemical laboratory. Simply click them on a tile to place them down. You can click it in-hand to change the colour and layer, and different colours and layers will not connect to one another automatically. You can force two different colours to connect by click-dragging them to each other while holding a wrench. You can also connect different layers with a multilayered duct, which is crafted in the Misc crafting menu from ducts and a welder.

To pick up a placed duct and turn it back into an item, use a wrench on it.

=== Physics ===
Plumbing physics might not be quite as you expect. Due to pressure technology, there will never be any leftover in ducts. Thus, reagents transfer instantly from supplier to demander.

If a machine holds 5 water, 5 sugar, and 5 mannitol and a machine requests 5 units, the requesting machine will receive 5 water for the first request. Normal chemistry would get you 1.66... water, 1.66... sugar and 1.66... mannitol. This might seem illogical, but it's necessary for <s>Floating Point Errors</s> advanced factories.

== Machinery ==
Most of the basic plumbing machinery is available through a specialized plumbing RCD, which can be found in the chemical lab or medical tech-fab.
These machines can be deconstructed by welding. The ducting layer can be changed by using a layer-mode plunger on it (click in-hand and use alt to cycle through layers).

Remember, just because they aren't in the plumbing RCD doesn't mean they don't take chems. The smoker is one of those machines. Have fun.

===[[File:Plumbing_synthesizer.png]] Synthesizer ===
These buggers create the chemicals, much like normal chem dispensers. You select an amount (from 1u to 5u) and a reagent, and they'll create that every five seconds. They need a valid output to keep going since the synthesizer only stores one dose.

===[[File:Plumbing_reaction_chamber.gif]] Reaction Chamber ===
Extremely important for advanced set-ups. When given a list of chemicals and amounts, it will attempt to pull those chems from the attached supply network, from the first chem on the list to the last. While doing this, the reagents are in stasis and do not react. Once it has all the specified reagents with the given amounts, the chemicals will react in the chamber, and begin emptying into any connected network. Very sane, and a powerful tool for fighting surplus contaminants.

Chambers can get stuck if you are entering target reagents while it can take them. Either let it flow out or empty it with a plunger.

===[[File:Plumbing_acclimator.gif]] Acclimator ===
The automated brother of the chemical heater. You simply give it a temperature and it will heat or cool its contents. You should set Allowed Temperature Difference to something as well. It won't empty till it reaches the target temperature, which takes extremely long if you want it precise. Setting Allowed Temperature Difference to 4 and the target temperature to 379 means it will heat to 379 but start the emptying phase at 375.

The acclimator will not empty until all of its contents reach the desired temperature, which can be painfully slow if it's drawing new chems as it works, or attempting to reach an extreme temperature. To alleviate this, the Allowed Temperature Difference setting will allow the acclimator to release its contents within a certain range of temperature. For example, if the target temperature is 300k, and the ATD is 5, chems will start to be released once the machine reaches 295k or 305k.

The acclimator's holding capacity can also be manually lowered, to avoid the buildup of leftover chems. If you're heating chemicals that are deposited in batches of 3u, consider setting the capacity to a number divisible by 3.

Just like the reaction chamber, the acclimator cannot fill and drain simultaneously, to avoid leftover contaminants.

===[[File:Plumbing_grinder.webp]] Chemical Grinder ===
Use a [[Guide_to_construction#Conveyor_Belt|conveyor belt]] to feed this with plants. It will extract their reagents.

===[[File:Plumbing_filter.png]] Filter ===
A simple filter. Give it one or two chemicals, and those chems will be rerouted to the filter's side, allowing everything else to pass straight through.

===[[File:Plumbing_splitter.png]] Splitter ===
Got 15 of a reagent and only want 10? This cheap machine allows you to do just that. Set it to a 10 to 5 ratio and it will send 10 through and 5 left.

===[[File:Plumbing_disposer.gif]] Disposer ===
The simplest machine of all, the disposer breaks down any and all chemicals that enter it into nothing. Use it to dispose of any leftovers you don't want in the system.

Note that chemical reactions can occur inside the disposer.

===[[File:Plumbing_pill_press.gif]] Chemical Press ===
[[File:200511_Antropod_pillpress_screenshot.png|thumb|200px|right|The different tabs of the pill press menu.]]
This is where the fun begins. Choose a setting and it'll constantly pump out either pills, patches or bottles with whatever it's supplied with.

===[[File:Brokenbottle.png]] Chemical Bottler ===
Puts reagents into containers, like bottles and beakers. The bottler takes empty containers on the side '''opposite''' its input direction and dispenses them towards its input direction (where the red pipe is).

===[[File:Brokenbottle.png]] Chemical Fermenter ===
Plumbing version of the [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fermentation_Barrel|fermentation barrel]]. Turns plants into various types of booze.

===[[File:Plumbing_tank.gif]] Tank ===
Technically not a machine, the tank simply holds up to 400u of any chemicals.

===[[File:Plumbing_input.png]] Input ===
Accepts manual chemical input. Pour something into it from a container to add something new to the system.

===[[File:Plumbing_output.png]] Output ===
Accepts manual chemical output. Simply grab a beaker and fill it up with whatever's in the network.

===[[File:Liquid pump.gif]] Liquid Pump ===
Can be wrenched to [[Guide_to_plumbing#Geysers|geysers]] in-order to extract chemicals. Does not need to be powered.

===[[File:Chemical Beacon.gif]] Chemical Beacon ===
Essentially a plumbing teleporter. Chemical Beacons send their reagents to a Chemical Recipient they've been connected with. To connect: Hit the Chemical Recipient with a multitool and then all subsequent Chemical Beacons with that same multitool. Multiple Chemical Beacons can be used with one Chemical Recipient. Note that the Chemical Recipient is bluespace tech and needs to be printed from the medlathe and constructed. Chemical Beacons do not need power, but Chemical Recipients do. Ideal for transporting geyser chems.

== Equipment ==
In addition to the machines, there are a few pieces of equipment available for chemists wanting to be plumbers. Including these and probably a few more I forgot.

===[[File:Plumbing_Constructor.png]] Plumbing Constructor ===
The magical plumbing RCD. It can construct the basic plumbing machinery; click on it in hand to select what to build. It can also deconstruct plumbing machinery (but not ducts) by whacking it.

The plumbing constructor requires matter units to function. If it runs dry, simply add more sheets of metal or glass. You can see how many matter units are left in the Plumbing Constructor my examining it.

Can also be constructed in a medical tech-fab.

===[[File:Plunger.png]] Plunger ===
All of the basic plumbing machinery can be plunged to empty their contents on the floor; simply use the plunger on them to flush them clean. Can be very useful if you got some machines that need to be emptied quickly, or for solving clogs. Can be printed in the medical and engineering lathe.

You can use the plunger in-hand to toggle to layer mode. You can now select a layer with alt and turn machinery to that layer.

==[[File:Plumbing geyser.webp]] Geysers ==

Scattered around lavaland are geysers, a limitless source of chemicals.

Geysers are dormant by default and must be activated with a reinforced plunger. You can buy reinforced plungers from the medical vendor.

Once activated, the geysers will start producing a single chemical. As of writing, geysers can pick from Clf4, Wittel, Hollow Water and Protozine, Wittel being a 1 in 27 chance of occurring. [[Guide_to_chemistry|Guide to Chemistry]] is very updated, simply look for chemicals that are created by geysers for the most recent overview.

== Tips for your Industrial Revolution ==

* Resist the urge to crank every single synthesizer to 5u. Many recipes require different amounts of each ingredient, such as a 1u/1u/3u mixture.
* Even if you aren't making reactions, reaction chambers are invaluable for being able to pull precise amounts of specific chems out of a network.
* If you're lazy, connecting a ton of tanks to one another from both ends can create an enormous buffer of basic chems that you can simply have reaction chambers pull from. Be careful of accidental reactions!

Guide to plumbing

2021-02-12T18:24:46Z

TF4: /* Geysers */

This guide will primarily be useful for [[Chemist|chemists]], or someone else willing to play with pipes.

In summary: Plumbing is the creation of factories to automate chemical production, for bulk amounts of <s>methamphetamine</s> healing chemicals.

== The Basics ==
Plumbing is a system for the creation of chemical factories. Plumbing is also an inaccurate name since you'll be making chemical factories and not toilets.

The plumbing system is made up of three basic parts: A supplier, a duct network and a demander. A supplier supplies chems through a network of fluid ducts to a machine that demands that reagent. Component machines have connectors that duct networks will automatically connect to; red is mean so red ports take, blue is nice so blue ports give. A machine can be both a supplier and a demander. Machines next to each other can be connected without having [[#Fluid_Ducts|ducts]] between them.

The maximum transfer amount is 10 units per 2 seconds.

===[[File:Nduct_n_w.png]] Fluid Ducts ===
These can be found in stacks in autolathes and in the chemical laboratory. Simply click them on a tile to place them down. You can click it in-hand to change the colour and layer, and different colours and layers will not connect to one another automatically. You can force two different colours to connect by click-dragging them to each other while holding a wrench. You can also connect different layers with a multilayered duct, which is crafted in the Misc crafting menu from ducts and a welder.

To pick up a placed duct and turn it back into an item, use a wrench on it.

=== Physics ===
Plumbing physics might not be quite as you expect. Due to pressure technology, there will never be any leftover in ducts. Thus, reagents transfer instantly from supplier to demander.

If a machine holds 5 water, 5 sugar, and 5 mannitol and a machine requests 5 units, the requesting machine will receive 5 water for the first request. Normal chemistry would get you 1.66... water, 1.66... sugar and 1.66... mannitol. This might seem illogical, but it's necessary for <s>Floating Point Errors</s> advanced factories.

== Machinery ==
Most of the basic plumbing machinery is available through a specialized plumbing RCD, which can be found in the chemical lab or medical tech-fab.
These machines can be deconstructed by welding. The ducting layer can be changed by using a layer-mode plunger on it (click in-hand and use alt to cycle through layers).

Remember, just because they aren't in the plumbing RCD doesn't mean they don't take chems. The smoker is one of those machines. Have fun.

===[[File:Plumbing_synthesizer.png]] Synthesizer ===
These buggers create the chemicals, much like normal chem dispensers. You select an amount (from 1u to 5u) and a reagent, and they'll create that every five seconds. They need a valid output to keep going since the synthesizer only stores one dose.

===[[File:Plumbing_reaction_chamber.gif]] Reaction Chamber ===
Extremely important for advanced set-ups. When given a list of chemicals and amounts, it will attempt to pull those chems from the attached supply network, from the first chem on the list to the last. While doing this, the reagents are in stasis and do not react. Once it has all the specified reagents with the given amounts, the chemicals will react in the chamber, and begin emptying into any connected network. Very sane, and a powerful tool for fighting surplus contaminants.

Chambers can get stuck if you are entering target reagents while it can take them. Either let it flow out or empty it with a plunger.

===[[File:Plumbing_acclimator.gif]] Acclimator ===
The automated brother of the chemical heater. You simply give it a temperature and it will heat or cool its contents. You should set Allowed Temperature Difference to something as well. It won't empty till it reaches the target temperature, which takes extremely long if you want it precise. Setting Allowed Temperature Difference to 4 and the target temperature to 379 means it will heat to 379 but start the emptying phase at 375.

The acclimator will not empty until all of its contents reach the desired temperature, which can be painfully slow if it's drawing new chems as it works, or attempting to reach an extreme temperature. To alleviate this, the Allowed Temperature Difference setting will allow the acclimator to release its contents within a certain range of temperature. For example, if the target temperature is 300k, and the ATD is 5, chems will start to be released once the machine reaches 295k or 305k.

The acclimator's holding capacity can also be manually lowered, to avoid the buildup of leftover chems. If you're heating chemicals that are deposited in batches of 3u, consider setting the capacity to a number divisible by 3.

Just like the reaction chamber, the acclimator cannot fill and drain simultaneously, to avoid leftover contaminants.

===[[File:Plumbing_grinder.webp]] Chemical Grinder ===
Use a [[Guide_to_construction#Conveyor_Belt|conveyor belt]] to feed this with plants. It will extract their reagents.

===[[File:Plumbing_filter.png]] Filter ===
A simple filter. Give it one or two chemicals, and those chems will be rerouted to the filter's side, allowing everything else to pass straight through.

===[[File:Plumbing_splitter.png]] Splitter ===
Got 15 of a reagent and only want 10? This cheap machine allows you to do just that. Set it to a 10 to 5 ratio and it will send 10 through and 5 left.

===[[File:Plumbing_disposer.gif]] Disposer ===
The simplest machine of all, the disposer breaks down any and all chemicals that enter it into nothing. Use it to dispose of any leftovers you don't want in the system.

Note that chemical reactions can occur inside the disposer.

===[[File:Plumbing_pill_press.gif]] Chemical Press ===
[[File:200511_Antropod_pillpress_screenshot.png|thumb|200px|right|The different tabs of the pill press menu.]]
This is where the fun begins. Choose a setting and it'll constantly pump out either pills, patches or bottles with whatever it's supplied with.

===[[File:Brokenbottle.png]] Chemical Bottler ===
Puts reagents into containers, like bottles and beakers. The bottler takes empty containers on the side '''opposite''' its input direction and dispenses them towards its input direction (where the red pipe is).

===[[File:Brokenbottle.png]] Chemical Fermenter ===
Plumbing version of the [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fermentation_Barrel|fermentation barrel]]. Turns plants into various types of booze.

===[[File:Plumbing_tank.gif]] Tank ===
Technically not a machine, the tank simply holds up to 400u of any chemicals.

===[[File:Plumbing_input.png]] Input ===
Accepts manual chemical input. Pour something into it from a container to add something new to the system.

===[[File:Plumbing_output.png]] Output ===
Accepts manual chemical output. Simply grab a beaker and fill it up with whatever's in the network.

===[[File:Liquid pump.gif]] Liquid Pump ===
Can be wrenched to [[Guide_to_plumbing#Geysers|geysers]] in-order to extract chemicals. Does not need to be powered.

===[[File:Chemical Beacon.gif]] Chemical Beacon ===
Essentially a plumbing teleporter. Chemical Beacons send their reagents to a Chemical Recipient they've been connected with. To connect: Hit the Chemical Recipient with a multitool and then all subsequent Chemical Beacons with that same multitool. Multiple Chemical Beacons can be used with one Chemical Recipient. Note that the Chemical Recipient is bluespace tech and needs to be printed from the medlathe and constructed. Chemical Beacons do not need power, but Chemical Recipients do. Ideal for transporting geyser chems.

== Equipment ==
In addition to the machines, there are a few pieces of equipment available for chemists wanting to be plumbers. Including these and probably a few more I forgot.

===[[File:Plumbing_Constructor.png]] Plumbing Constructor ===
The magical plumbing RCD. It can construct the basic plumbing machinery; click on it in hand to select what to build. It can also deconstruct plumbing machinery (but not ducts) by whacking it.

The plumbing constructor requires matter units to function. If it runs dry, simply add more sheets of metal or glass. You can see how many matter units are left in the Plumbing Constructor my examining it.

Can also be constructed in a medical tech-fab.

===[[File:Plunger.png]] Plunger ===
All of the basic plumbing machinery can be plunged to empty their contents on the floor; simply use the plunger on them to flush them clean. Can be very useful if you got some machines that need to be emptied quickly, or for solving clogs. Can be printed in the medical and engineering lathe.

You can use the plunger in-hand to toggle to layer mode. You can now select a layer with alt and turn machinery to that layer.

==Geysers ==
[[File:Plumbing geyser.webp]]

Scattered around lavaland are geysers, a limitless source of chemicals.

Geysers are dormant by default and must be activated with a reinforced plunger. You can buy reinforced plungers from the medical vendor.

Once activated, the geysers will start producing a single chemical. As of writing, geysers can pick from Clf4, Wittel, Hollow Water and Protozine, Wittel being a 1 in 27 chance of occurring. [[Guide_to_chemistry|Guide to Chemistry]] is very updated, simply look for chemicals that are created by geysers for the most recent overview.

== Tips for your Industrial Revolution ==

* Resist the urge to crank every single synthesizer to 5u. Many recipes require different amounts of each ingredient, such as a 1u/1u/3u mixture.
* Even if you aren't making reactions, reaction chambers are invaluable for being able to pull precise amounts of specific chems out of a network.
* If you're lazy, connecting a ton of tanks to one another from both ends can create an enormous buffer of basic chems that you can simply have reaction chambers pull from. Be careful of accidental reactions!

File:Chemical Beacon.gif

2021-02-12T18:24:17Z

TF4:

File:Liquid pump.gif

2021-02-12T18:24:11Z

TF4:

Guide to plumbing

2021-02-12T18:23:32Z

TF4: /* File:Plumbing_grinder.png Chemical Grinder */

This guide will primarily be useful for [[Chemist|chemists]], or someone else willing to play with pipes.

In summary: Plumbing is the creation of factories to automate chemical production, for bulk amounts of <s>methamphetamine</s> healing chemicals.

== The Basics ==
Plumbing is a system for the creation of chemical factories. Plumbing is also an inaccurate name since you'll be making chemical factories and not toilets.

The plumbing system is made up of three basic parts: A supplier, a duct network and a demander. A supplier supplies chems through a network of fluid ducts to a machine that demands that reagent. Component machines have connectors that duct networks will automatically connect to; red is mean so red ports take, blue is nice so blue ports give. A machine can be both a supplier and a demander. Machines next to each other can be connected without having [[#Fluid_Ducts|ducts]] between them.

The maximum transfer amount is 10 units per 2 seconds.

===[[File:Nduct_n_w.png]] Fluid Ducts ===
These can be found in stacks in autolathes and in the chemical laboratory. Simply click them on a tile to place them down. You can click it in-hand to change the colour and layer, and different colours and layers will not connect to one another automatically. You can force two different colours to connect by click-dragging them to each other while holding a wrench. You can also connect different layers with a multilayered duct, which is crafted in the Misc crafting menu from ducts and a welder.

To pick up a placed duct and turn it back into an item, use a wrench on it.

=== Physics ===
Plumbing physics might not be quite as you expect. Due to pressure technology, there will never be any leftover in ducts. Thus, reagents transfer instantly from supplier to demander.

If a machine holds 5 water, 5 sugar, and 5 mannitol and a machine requests 5 units, the requesting machine will receive 5 water for the first request. Normal chemistry would get you 1.66... water, 1.66... sugar and 1.66... mannitol. This might seem illogical, but it's necessary for <s>Floating Point Errors</s> advanced factories.

== Machinery ==
Most of the basic plumbing machinery is available through a specialized plumbing RCD, which can be found in the chemical lab or medical tech-fab.
These machines can be deconstructed by welding. The ducting layer can be changed by using a layer-mode plunger on it (click in-hand and use alt to cycle through layers).

Remember, just because they aren't in the plumbing RCD doesn't mean they don't take chems. The smoker is one of those machines. Have fun.

===[[File:Plumbing_synthesizer.png]] Synthesizer ===
These buggers create the chemicals, much like normal chem dispensers. You select an amount (from 1u to 5u) and a reagent, and they'll create that every five seconds. They need a valid output to keep going since the synthesizer only stores one dose.

===[[File:Plumbing_reaction_chamber.gif]] Reaction Chamber ===
Extremely important for advanced set-ups. When given a list of chemicals and amounts, it will attempt to pull those chems from the attached supply network, from the first chem on the list to the last. While doing this, the reagents are in stasis and do not react. Once it has all the specified reagents with the given amounts, the chemicals will react in the chamber, and begin emptying into any connected network. Very sane, and a powerful tool for fighting surplus contaminants.

Chambers can get stuck if you are entering target reagents while it can take them. Either let it flow out or empty it with a plunger.

===[[File:Plumbing_acclimator.gif]] Acclimator ===
The automated brother of the chemical heater. You simply give it a temperature and it will heat or cool its contents. You should set Allowed Temperature Difference to something as well. It won't empty till it reaches the target temperature, which takes extremely long if you want it precise. Setting Allowed Temperature Difference to 4 and the target temperature to 379 means it will heat to 379 but start the emptying phase at 375.

The acclimator will not empty until all of its contents reach the desired temperature, which can be painfully slow if it's drawing new chems as it works, or attempting to reach an extreme temperature. To alleviate this, the Allowed Temperature Difference setting will allow the acclimator to release its contents within a certain range of temperature. For example, if the target temperature is 300k, and the ATD is 5, chems will start to be released once the machine reaches 295k or 305k.

The acclimator's holding capacity can also be manually lowered, to avoid the buildup of leftover chems. If you're heating chemicals that are deposited in batches of 3u, consider setting the capacity to a number divisible by 3.

Just like the reaction chamber, the acclimator cannot fill and drain simultaneously, to avoid leftover contaminants.

===[[File:Plumbing_grinder.webp]] Chemical Grinder ===
Use a [[Guide_to_construction#Conveyor_Belt|conveyor belt]] to feed this with plants. It will extract their reagents.

===[[File:Plumbing_filter.png]] Filter ===
A simple filter. Give it one or two chemicals, and those chems will be rerouted to the filter's side, allowing everything else to pass straight through.

===[[File:Plumbing_splitter.png]] Splitter ===
Got 15 of a reagent and only want 10? This cheap machine allows you to do just that. Set it to a 10 to 5 ratio and it will send 10 through and 5 left.

===[[File:Plumbing_disposer.gif]] Disposer ===
The simplest machine of all, the disposer breaks down any and all chemicals that enter it into nothing. Use it to dispose of any leftovers you don't want in the system.

Note that chemical reactions can occur inside the disposer.

===[[File:Plumbing_pill_press.gif]] Chemical Press ===
[[File:200511_Antropod_pillpress_screenshot.png|thumb|200px|right|The different tabs of the pill press menu.]]
This is where the fun begins. Choose a setting and it'll constantly pump out either pills, patches or bottles with whatever it's supplied with.

===[[File:Brokenbottle.png]] Chemical Bottler ===
Puts reagents into containers, like bottles and beakers. The bottler takes empty containers on the side '''opposite''' its input direction and dispenses them towards its input direction (where the red pipe is).

===[[File:Brokenbottle.png]] Chemical Fermenter ===
Plumbing version of the [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fermentation_Barrel|fermentation barrel]]. Turns plants into various types of booze.

===[[File:Plumbing_tank.gif]] Tank ===
Technically not a machine, the tank simply holds up to 400u of any chemicals.

===[[File:Plumbing_input.png]] Input ===
Accepts manual chemical input. Pour something into it from a container to add something new to the system.

===[[File:Plumbing_output.png]] Output ===
Accepts manual chemical output. Simply grab a beaker and fill it up with whatever's in the network.

===[[File:Liquid pump.gif]] Liquid Pump ===
Can be wrenched to [[Guide_to_plumbing#Geysers|geysers]] in-order to extract chemicals. Does not need to be powered.

===[[File:Chemical Beacon.gif]] Chemical Beacon ===
Essentially a plumbing teleporter. Chemical Beacons send their reagents to a Chemical Recipient they've been connected with. To connect: Hit the Chemical Recipient with a multitool and then all subsequent Chemical Beacons with that same multitool. Multiple Chemical Beacons can be used with one Chemical Recipient. Note that the Chemical Recipient is bluespace tech and needs to be printed from the medlathe and constructed. Chemical Beacons do not need power, but Chemical Recipients do. Ideal for transporting geyser chems.

== Equipment ==
In addition to the machines, there are a few pieces of equipment available for chemists wanting to be plumbers. Including these and probably a few more I forgot.

===[[File:Plumbing_Constructor.png]] Plumbing Constructor ===
The magical plumbing RCD. It can construct the basic plumbing machinery; click on it in hand to select what to build. It can also deconstruct plumbing machinery (but not ducts) by whacking it.

The plumbing constructor requires matter units to function. If it runs dry, simply add more sheets of metal or glass. You can see how many matter units are left in the Plumbing Constructor my examining it.

Can also be constructed in a medical tech-fab.

===[[File:Plunger.png]] Plunger ===
All of the basic plumbing machinery can be plunged to empty their contents on the floor; simply use the plunger on them to flush them clean. Can be very useful if you got some machines that need to be emptied quickly, or for solving clogs. Can be printed in the medical and engineering lathe.

You can use the plunger in-hand to toggle to layer mode. You can now select a layer with alt and turn machinery to that layer.

==Geysers ==
[[File:Plumbing geyser.png]]

Scattered around lavaland are geysers, a limitless source of chemicals.

Geysers are dormant by default and must be activated with a reinforced plunger. You can buy reinforced plungers from the medical vendor.

Once activated, the geysers will start producing a single chemical. As of writing, geysers can pick from Clf4, Wittel, Hollow Water and Protozine, Wittel being a 1 in 27 chance of occurring. [[Guide_to_chemistry|Guide to Chemistry]] is very updated, simply look for chemicals that are created by geysers for the most recent overview.

== Tips for your Industrial Revolution ==

* Resist the urge to crank every single synthesizer to 5u. Many recipes require different amounts of each ingredient, such as a 1u/1u/3u mixture.
* Even if you aren't making reactions, reaction chambers are invaluable for being able to pull precise amounts of specific chems out of a network.
* If you're lazy, connecting a ton of tanks to one another from both ends can create an enormous buffer of basic chems that you can simply have reaction chambers pull from. Be careful of accidental reactions!

Guide to plumbing

2021-02-12T18:22:27Z

TF4: /* Geysers */

This guide will primarily be useful for [[Chemist|chemists]], or someone else willing to play with pipes.

In summary: Plumbing is the creation of factories to automate chemical production, for bulk amounts of <s>methamphetamine</s> healing chemicals.

== The Basics ==
Plumbing is a system for the creation of chemical factories. Plumbing is also an inaccurate name since you'll be making chemical factories and not toilets.

The plumbing system is made up of three basic parts: A supplier, a duct network and a demander. A supplier supplies chems through a network of fluid ducts to a machine that demands that reagent. Component machines have connectors that duct networks will automatically connect to; red is mean so red ports take, blue is nice so blue ports give. A machine can be both a supplier and a demander. Machines next to each other can be connected without having [[#Fluid_Ducts|ducts]] between them.

The maximum transfer amount is 10 units per 2 seconds.

===[[File:Nduct_n_w.png]] Fluid Ducts ===
These can be found in stacks in autolathes and in the chemical laboratory. Simply click them on a tile to place them down. You can click it in-hand to change the colour and layer, and different colours and layers will not connect to one another automatically. You can force two different colours to connect by click-dragging them to each other while holding a wrench. You can also connect different layers with a multilayered duct, which is crafted in the Misc crafting menu from ducts and a welder.

To pick up a placed duct and turn it back into an item, use a wrench on it.

=== Physics ===
Plumbing physics might not be quite as you expect. Due to pressure technology, there will never be any leftover in ducts. Thus, reagents transfer instantly from supplier to demander.

If a machine holds 5 water, 5 sugar, and 5 mannitol and a machine requests 5 units, the requesting machine will receive 5 water for the first request. Normal chemistry would get you 1.66... water, 1.66... sugar and 1.66... mannitol. This might seem illogical, but it's necessary for <s>Floating Point Errors</s> advanced factories.

== Machinery ==
Most of the basic plumbing machinery is available through a specialized plumbing RCD, which can be found in the chemical lab or medical tech-fab.
These machines can be deconstructed by welding. The ducting layer can be changed by using a layer-mode plunger on it (click in-hand and use alt to cycle through layers).

Remember, just because they aren't in the plumbing RCD doesn't mean they don't take chems. The smoker is one of those machines. Have fun.

===[[File:Plumbing_synthesizer.png]] Synthesizer ===
These buggers create the chemicals, much like normal chem dispensers. You select an amount (from 1u to 5u) and a reagent, and they'll create that every five seconds. They need a valid output to keep going since the synthesizer only stores one dose.

===[[File:Plumbing_reaction_chamber.gif]] Reaction Chamber ===
Extremely important for advanced set-ups. When given a list of chemicals and amounts, it will attempt to pull those chems from the attached supply network, from the first chem on the list to the last. While doing this, the reagents are in stasis and do not react. Once it has all the specified reagents with the given amounts, the chemicals will react in the chamber, and begin emptying into any connected network. Very sane, and a powerful tool for fighting surplus contaminants.

Chambers can get stuck if you are entering target reagents while it can take them. Either let it flow out or empty it with a plunger.

===[[File:Plumbing_acclimator.gif]] Acclimator ===
The automated brother of the chemical heater. You simply give it a temperature and it will heat or cool its contents. You should set Allowed Temperature Difference to something as well. It won't empty till it reaches the target temperature, which takes extremely long if you want it precise. Setting Allowed Temperature Difference to 4 and the target temperature to 379 means it will heat to 379 but start the emptying phase at 375.

The acclimator will not empty until all of its contents reach the desired temperature, which can be painfully slow if it's drawing new chems as it works, or attempting to reach an extreme temperature. To alleviate this, the Allowed Temperature Difference setting will allow the acclimator to release its contents within a certain range of temperature. For example, if the target temperature is 300k, and the ATD is 5, chems will start to be released once the machine reaches 295k or 305k.

The acclimator's holding capacity can also be manually lowered, to avoid the buildup of leftover chems. If you're heating chemicals that are deposited in batches of 3u, consider setting the capacity to a number divisible by 3.

Just like the reaction chamber, the acclimator cannot fill and drain simultaneously, to avoid leftover contaminants.

===[[File:Plumbing_grinder.png]] Chemical Grinder ===
Use a [[Guide_to_construction#Conveyor_Belt|conveyor belt]] to feed this with plants. It will extract their reagents.

===[[File:Plumbing_filter.png]] Filter ===
A simple filter. Give it one or two chemicals, and those chems will be rerouted to the filter's side, allowing everything else to pass straight through.

===[[File:Plumbing_splitter.png]] Splitter ===
Got 15 of a reagent and only want 10? This cheap machine allows you to do just that. Set it to a 10 to 5 ratio and it will send 10 through and 5 left.

===[[File:Plumbing_disposer.gif]] Disposer ===
The simplest machine of all, the disposer breaks down any and all chemicals that enter it into nothing. Use it to dispose of any leftovers you don't want in the system.

Note that chemical reactions can occur inside the disposer.

===[[File:Plumbing_pill_press.gif]] Chemical Press ===
[[File:200511_Antropod_pillpress_screenshot.png|thumb|200px|right|The different tabs of the pill press menu.]]
This is where the fun begins. Choose a setting and it'll constantly pump out either pills, patches or bottles with whatever it's supplied with.

===[[File:Brokenbottle.png]] Chemical Bottler ===
Puts reagents into containers, like bottles and beakers. The bottler takes empty containers on the side '''opposite''' its input direction and dispenses them towards its input direction (where the red pipe is).

===[[File:Brokenbottle.png]] Chemical Fermenter ===
Plumbing version of the [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fermentation_Barrel|fermentation barrel]]. Turns plants into various types of booze.

===[[File:Plumbing_tank.gif]] Tank ===
Technically not a machine, the tank simply holds up to 400u of any chemicals.

===[[File:Plumbing_input.png]] Input ===
Accepts manual chemical input. Pour something into it from a container to add something new to the system.

===[[File:Plumbing_output.png]] Output ===
Accepts manual chemical output. Simply grab a beaker and fill it up with whatever's in the network.

===[[File:Liquid pump.gif]] Liquid Pump ===
Can be wrenched to [[Guide_to_plumbing#Geysers|geysers]] in-order to extract chemicals. Does not need to be powered.

===[[File:Chemical Beacon.gif]] Chemical Beacon ===
Essentially a plumbing teleporter. Chemical Beacons send their reagents to a Chemical Recipient they've been connected with. To connect: Hit the Chemical Recipient with a multitool and then all subsequent Chemical Beacons with that same multitool. Multiple Chemical Beacons can be used with one Chemical Recipient. Note that the Chemical Recipient is bluespace tech and needs to be printed from the medlathe and constructed. Chemical Beacons do not need power, but Chemical Recipients do. Ideal for transporting geyser chems.

== Equipment ==
In addition to the machines, there are a few pieces of equipment available for chemists wanting to be plumbers. Including these and probably a few more I forgot.

===[[File:Plumbing_Constructor.png]] Plumbing Constructor ===
The magical plumbing RCD. It can construct the basic plumbing machinery; click on it in hand to select what to build. It can also deconstruct plumbing machinery (but not ducts) by whacking it.

The plumbing constructor requires matter units to function. If it runs dry, simply add more sheets of metal or glass. You can see how many matter units are left in the Plumbing Constructor my examining it.

Can also be constructed in a medical tech-fab.

===[[File:Plunger.png]] Plunger ===
All of the basic plumbing machinery can be plunged to empty their contents on the floor; simply use the plunger on them to flush them clean. Can be very useful if you got some machines that need to be emptied quickly, or for solving clogs. Can be printed in the medical and engineering lathe.

You can use the plunger in-hand to toggle to layer mode. You can now select a layer with alt and turn machinery to that layer.

==Geysers ==
[[File:Plumbing geyser.png]]

Scattered around lavaland are geysers, a limitless source of chemicals.

Geysers are dormant by default and must be activated with a reinforced plunger. You can buy reinforced plungers from the medical vendor.

Once activated, the geysers will start producing a single chemical. As of writing, geysers can pick from Clf4, Wittel, Hollow Water and Protozine, Wittel being a 1 in 27 chance of occurring. [[Guide_to_chemistry|Guide to Chemistry]] is very updated, simply look for chemicals that are created by geysers for the most recent overview.

== Tips for your Industrial Revolution ==

* Resist the urge to crank every single synthesizer to 5u. Many recipes require different amounts of each ingredient, such as a 1u/1u/3u mixture.
* Even if you aren't making reactions, reaction chambers are invaluable for being able to pull precise amounts of specific chems out of a network.
* If you're lazy, connecting a ton of tanks to one another from both ends can create an enormous buffer of basic chems that you can simply have reaction chambers pull from. Be careful of accidental reactions!

Guide to plumbing

2021-02-12T18:22:19Z

TF4: /* File:Plumbing geyser.png Geysers */

This guide will primarily be useful for [[Chemist|chemists]], or someone else willing to play with pipes.

In summary: Plumbing is the creation of factories to automate chemical production, for bulk amounts of <s>methamphetamine</s> healing chemicals.

== The Basics ==
Plumbing is a system for the creation of chemical factories. Plumbing is also an inaccurate name since you'll be making chemical factories and not toilets.

The plumbing system is made up of three basic parts: A supplier, a duct network and a demander. A supplier supplies chems through a network of fluid ducts to a machine that demands that reagent. Component machines have connectors that duct networks will automatically connect to; red is mean so red ports take, blue is nice so blue ports give. A machine can be both a supplier and a demander. Machines next to each other can be connected without having [[#Fluid_Ducts|ducts]] between them.

The maximum transfer amount is 10 units per 2 seconds.

===[[File:Nduct_n_w.png]] Fluid Ducts ===
These can be found in stacks in autolathes and in the chemical laboratory. Simply click them on a tile to place them down. You can click it in-hand to change the colour and layer, and different colours and layers will not connect to one another automatically. You can force two different colours to connect by click-dragging them to each other while holding a wrench. You can also connect different layers with a multilayered duct, which is crafted in the Misc crafting menu from ducts and a welder.

To pick up a placed duct and turn it back into an item, use a wrench on it.

=== Physics ===
Plumbing physics might not be quite as you expect. Due to pressure technology, there will never be any leftover in ducts. Thus, reagents transfer instantly from supplier to demander.

If a machine holds 5 water, 5 sugar, and 5 mannitol and a machine requests 5 units, the requesting machine will receive 5 water for the first request. Normal chemistry would get you 1.66... water, 1.66... sugar and 1.66... mannitol. This might seem illogical, but it's necessary for <s>Floating Point Errors</s> advanced factories.

== Machinery ==
Most of the basic plumbing machinery is available through a specialized plumbing RCD, which can be found in the chemical lab or medical tech-fab.
These machines can be deconstructed by welding. The ducting layer can be changed by using a layer-mode plunger on it (click in-hand and use alt to cycle through layers).

Remember, just because they aren't in the plumbing RCD doesn't mean they don't take chems. The smoker is one of those machines. Have fun.

===[[File:Plumbing_synthesizer.png]] Synthesizer ===
These buggers create the chemicals, much like normal chem dispensers. You select an amount (from 1u to 5u) and a reagent, and they'll create that every five seconds. They need a valid output to keep going since the synthesizer only stores one dose.

===[[File:Plumbing_reaction_chamber.gif]] Reaction Chamber ===
Extremely important for advanced set-ups. When given a list of chemicals and amounts, it will attempt to pull those chems from the attached supply network, from the first chem on the list to the last. While doing this, the reagents are in stasis and do not react. Once it has all the specified reagents with the given amounts, the chemicals will react in the chamber, and begin emptying into any connected network. Very sane, and a powerful tool for fighting surplus contaminants.

Chambers can get stuck if you are entering target reagents while it can take them. Either let it flow out or empty it with a plunger.

===[[File:Plumbing_acclimator.gif]] Acclimator ===
The automated brother of the chemical heater. You simply give it a temperature and it will heat or cool its contents. You should set Allowed Temperature Difference to something as well. It won't empty till it reaches the target temperature, which takes extremely long if you want it precise. Setting Allowed Temperature Difference to 4 and the target temperature to 379 means it will heat to 379 but start the emptying phase at 375.

The acclimator will not empty until all of its contents reach the desired temperature, which can be painfully slow if it's drawing new chems as it works, or attempting to reach an extreme temperature. To alleviate this, the Allowed Temperature Difference setting will allow the acclimator to release its contents within a certain range of temperature. For example, if the target temperature is 300k, and the ATD is 5, chems will start to be released once the machine reaches 295k or 305k.

The acclimator's holding capacity can also be manually lowered, to avoid the buildup of leftover chems. If you're heating chemicals that are deposited in batches of 3u, consider setting the capacity to a number divisible by 3.

Just like the reaction chamber, the acclimator cannot fill and drain simultaneously, to avoid leftover contaminants.

===[[File:Plumbing_grinder.png]] Chemical Grinder ===
Use a [[Guide_to_construction#Conveyor_Belt|conveyor belt]] to feed this with plants. It will extract their reagents.

===[[File:Plumbing_filter.png]] Filter ===
A simple filter. Give it one or two chemicals, and those chems will be rerouted to the filter's side, allowing everything else to pass straight through.

===[[File:Plumbing_splitter.png]] Splitter ===
Got 15 of a reagent and only want 10? This cheap machine allows you to do just that. Set it to a 10 to 5 ratio and it will send 10 through and 5 left.

===[[File:Plumbing_disposer.gif]] Disposer ===
The simplest machine of all, the disposer breaks down any and all chemicals that enter it into nothing. Use it to dispose of any leftovers you don't want in the system.

Note that chemical reactions can occur inside the disposer.

===[[File:Plumbing_pill_press.gif]] Chemical Press ===
[[File:200511_Antropod_pillpress_screenshot.png|thumb|200px|right|The different tabs of the pill press menu.]]
This is where the fun begins. Choose a setting and it'll constantly pump out either pills, patches or bottles with whatever it's supplied with.

===[[File:Brokenbottle.png]] Chemical Bottler ===
Puts reagents into containers, like bottles and beakers. The bottler takes empty containers on the side '''opposite''' its input direction and dispenses them towards its input direction (where the red pipe is).

===[[File:Brokenbottle.png]] Chemical Fermenter ===
Plumbing version of the [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fermentation_Barrel|fermentation barrel]]. Turns plants into various types of booze.

===[[File:Plumbing_tank.gif]] Tank ===
Technically not a machine, the tank simply holds up to 400u of any chemicals.

===[[File:Plumbing_input.png]] Input ===
Accepts manual chemical input. Pour something into it from a container to add something new to the system.

===[[File:Plumbing_output.png]] Output ===
Accepts manual chemical output. Simply grab a beaker and fill it up with whatever's in the network.

===[[File:Liquid pump.gif]] Liquid Pump ===
Can be wrenched to [[Guide_to_plumbing#Geysers|geysers]] in-order to extract chemicals. Does not need to be powered.

===[[File:Chemical Beacon.gif]] Chemical Beacon ===
Essentially a plumbing teleporter. Chemical Beacons send their reagents to a Chemical Recipient they've been connected with. To connect: Hit the Chemical Recipient with a multitool and then all subsequent Chemical Beacons with that same multitool. Multiple Chemical Beacons can be used with one Chemical Recipient. Note that the Chemical Recipient is bluespace tech and needs to be printed from the medlathe and constructed. Chemical Beacons do not need power, but Chemical Recipients do. Ideal for transporting geyser chems.

== Equipment ==
In addition to the machines, there are a few pieces of equipment available for chemists wanting to be plumbers. Including these and probably a few more I forgot.

===[[File:Plumbing_Constructor.png]] Plumbing Constructor ===
The magical plumbing RCD. It can construct the basic plumbing machinery; click on it in hand to select what to build. It can also deconstruct plumbing machinery (but not ducts) by whacking it.

The plumbing constructor requires matter units to function. If it runs dry, simply add more sheets of metal or glass. You can see how many matter units are left in the Plumbing Constructor my examining it.

Can also be constructed in a medical tech-fab.

===[[File:Plunger.png]] Plunger ===
All of the basic plumbing machinery can be plunged to empty their contents on the floor; simply use the plunger on them to flush them clean. Can be very useful if you got some machines that need to be emptied quickly, or for solving clogs. Can be printed in the medical and engineering lathe.

You can use the plunger in-hand to toggle to layer mode. You can now select a layer with alt and turn machinery to that layer.

==Geysers ==
[[File:Plumbing geyser.png]]
Scattered around lavaland are geysers, a limitless source of chemicals.

Geysers are dormant by default and must be activated with a reinforced plunger. You can buy reinforced plungers from the medical vendor.

Once activated, the geysers will start producing a single chemical. As of writing, geysers can pick from Clf4, Wittel, Hollow Water and Protozine, Wittel being a 1 in 27 chance of occurring. [[Guide_to_chemistry|Guide to Chemistry]] is very updated, simply look for chemicals that are created by geysers for the most recent overview.

== Tips for your Industrial Revolution ==

* Resist the urge to crank every single synthesizer to 5u. Many recipes require different amounts of each ingredient, such as a 1u/1u/3u mixture.
* Even if you aren't making reactions, reaction chambers are invaluable for being able to pull precise amounts of specific chems out of a network.
* If you're lazy, connecting a ton of tanks to one another from both ends can create an enormous buffer of basic chems that you can simply have reaction chambers pull from. Be careful of accidental reactions!

Guide to plumbing

2021-02-12T18:21:51Z

TF4: Created page with "This guide will primarily be useful for chemists, or someone else willing to play with pipes. In summary: Plumbing is the creation of factories to automate chemic..."

This guide will primarily be useful for [[Chemist|chemists]], or someone else willing to play with pipes.

In summary: Plumbing is the creation of factories to automate chemical production, for bulk amounts of <s>methamphetamine</s> healing chemicals.

== The Basics ==
Plumbing is a system for the creation of chemical factories. Plumbing is also an inaccurate name since you'll be making chemical factories and not toilets.

The plumbing system is made up of three basic parts: A supplier, a duct network and a demander. A supplier supplies chems through a network of fluid ducts to a machine that demands that reagent. Component machines have connectors that duct networks will automatically connect to; red is mean so red ports take, blue is nice so blue ports give. A machine can be both a supplier and a demander. Machines next to each other can be connected without having [[#Fluid_Ducts|ducts]] between them.

The maximum transfer amount is 10 units per 2 seconds.

===[[File:Nduct_n_w.png]] Fluid Ducts ===
These can be found in stacks in autolathes and in the chemical laboratory. Simply click them on a tile to place them down. You can click it in-hand to change the colour and layer, and different colours and layers will not connect to one another automatically. You can force two different colours to connect by click-dragging them to each other while holding a wrench. You can also connect different layers with a multilayered duct, which is crafted in the Misc crafting menu from ducts and a welder.

To pick up a placed duct and turn it back into an item, use a wrench on it.

=== Physics ===
Plumbing physics might not be quite as you expect. Due to pressure technology, there will never be any leftover in ducts. Thus, reagents transfer instantly from supplier to demander.

If a machine holds 5 water, 5 sugar, and 5 mannitol and a machine requests 5 units, the requesting machine will receive 5 water for the first request. Normal chemistry would get you 1.66... water, 1.66... sugar and 1.66... mannitol. This might seem illogical, but it's necessary for <s>Floating Point Errors</s> advanced factories.

== Machinery ==
Most of the basic plumbing machinery is available through a specialized plumbing RCD, which can be found in the chemical lab or medical tech-fab.
These machines can be deconstructed by welding. The ducting layer can be changed by using a layer-mode plunger on it (click in-hand and use alt to cycle through layers).

Remember, just because they aren't in the plumbing RCD doesn't mean they don't take chems. The smoker is one of those machines. Have fun.

===[[File:Plumbing_synthesizer.png]] Synthesizer ===
These buggers create the chemicals, much like normal chem dispensers. You select an amount (from 1u to 5u) and a reagent, and they'll create that every five seconds. They need a valid output to keep going since the synthesizer only stores one dose.

===[[File:Plumbing_reaction_chamber.gif]] Reaction Chamber ===
Extremely important for advanced set-ups. When given a list of chemicals and amounts, it will attempt to pull those chems from the attached supply network, from the first chem on the list to the last. While doing this, the reagents are in stasis and do not react. Once it has all the specified reagents with the given amounts, the chemicals will react in the chamber, and begin emptying into any connected network. Very sane, and a powerful tool for fighting surplus contaminants.

Chambers can get stuck if you are entering target reagents while it can take them. Either let it flow out or empty it with a plunger.

===[[File:Plumbing_acclimator.gif]] Acclimator ===
The automated brother of the chemical heater. You simply give it a temperature and it will heat or cool its contents. You should set Allowed Temperature Difference to something as well. It won't empty till it reaches the target temperature, which takes extremely long if you want it precise. Setting Allowed Temperature Difference to 4 and the target temperature to 379 means it will heat to 379 but start the emptying phase at 375.

The acclimator will not empty until all of its contents reach the desired temperature, which can be painfully slow if it's drawing new chems as it works, or attempting to reach an extreme temperature. To alleviate this, the Allowed Temperature Difference setting will allow the acclimator to release its contents within a certain range of temperature. For example, if the target temperature is 300k, and the ATD is 5, chems will start to be released once the machine reaches 295k or 305k.

The acclimator's holding capacity can also be manually lowered, to avoid the buildup of leftover chems. If you're heating chemicals that are deposited in batches of 3u, consider setting the capacity to a number divisible by 3.

Just like the reaction chamber, the acclimator cannot fill and drain simultaneously, to avoid leftover contaminants.

===[[File:Plumbing_grinder.png]] Chemical Grinder ===
Use a [[Guide_to_construction#Conveyor_Belt|conveyor belt]] to feed this with plants. It will extract their reagents.

===[[File:Plumbing_filter.png]] Filter ===
A simple filter. Give it one or two chemicals, and those chems will be rerouted to the filter's side, allowing everything else to pass straight through.

===[[File:Plumbing_splitter.png]] Splitter ===
Got 15 of a reagent and only want 10? This cheap machine allows you to do just that. Set it to a 10 to 5 ratio and it will send 10 through and 5 left.

===[[File:Plumbing_disposer.gif]] Disposer ===
The simplest machine of all, the disposer breaks down any and all chemicals that enter it into nothing. Use it to dispose of any leftovers you don't want in the system.

Note that chemical reactions can occur inside the disposer.

===[[File:Plumbing_pill_press.gif]] Chemical Press ===
[[File:200511_Antropod_pillpress_screenshot.png|thumb|200px|right|The different tabs of the pill press menu.]]
This is where the fun begins. Choose a setting and it'll constantly pump out either pills, patches or bottles with whatever it's supplied with.

===[[File:Brokenbottle.png]] Chemical Bottler ===
Puts reagents into containers, like bottles and beakers. The bottler takes empty containers on the side '''opposite''' its input direction and dispenses them towards its input direction (where the red pipe is).

===[[File:Brokenbottle.png]] Chemical Fermenter ===
Plumbing version of the [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fermentation_Barrel|fermentation barrel]]. Turns plants into various types of booze.

===[[File:Plumbing_tank.gif]] Tank ===
Technically not a machine, the tank simply holds up to 400u of any chemicals.

===[[File:Plumbing_input.png]] Input ===
Accepts manual chemical input. Pour something into it from a container to add something new to the system.

===[[File:Plumbing_output.png]] Output ===
Accepts manual chemical output. Simply grab a beaker and fill it up with whatever's in the network.

===[[File:Liquid pump.gif]] Liquid Pump ===
Can be wrenched to [[Guide_to_plumbing#Geysers|geysers]] in-order to extract chemicals. Does not need to be powered.

===[[File:Chemical Beacon.gif]] Chemical Beacon ===
Essentially a plumbing teleporter. Chemical Beacons send their reagents to a Chemical Recipient they've been connected with. To connect: Hit the Chemical Recipient with a multitool and then all subsequent Chemical Beacons with that same multitool. Multiple Chemical Beacons can be used with one Chemical Recipient. Note that the Chemical Recipient is bluespace tech and needs to be printed from the medlathe and constructed. Chemical Beacons do not need power, but Chemical Recipients do. Ideal for transporting geyser chems.

== Equipment ==
In addition to the machines, there are a few pieces of equipment available for chemists wanting to be plumbers. Including these and probably a few more I forgot.

===[[File:Plumbing_Constructor.png]] Plumbing Constructor ===
The magical plumbing RCD. It can construct the basic plumbing machinery; click on it in hand to select what to build. It can also deconstruct plumbing machinery (but not ducts) by whacking it.

The plumbing constructor requires matter units to function. If it runs dry, simply add more sheets of metal or glass. You can see how many matter units are left in the Plumbing Constructor my examining it.

Can also be constructed in a medical tech-fab.

===[[File:Plunger.png]] Plunger ===
All of the basic plumbing machinery can be plunged to empty their contents on the floor; simply use the plunger on them to flush them clean. Can be very useful if you got some machines that need to be emptied quickly, or for solving clogs. Can be printed in the medical and engineering lathe.

You can use the plunger in-hand to toggle to layer mode. You can now select a layer with alt and turn machinery to that layer.

==[[File:Plumbing geyser.png]] Geysers ==
Scattered around lavaland are geysers, a limitless source of chemicals.

Geysers are dormant by default and must be activated with a reinforced plunger. You can buy reinforced plungers from the medical vendor.

Once activated, the geysers will start producing a single chemical. As of writing, geysers can pick from Clf4, Wittel, Hollow Water and Protozine, Wittel being a 1 in 27 chance of occurring. [[Guide_to_chemistry|Guide to Chemistry]] is very updated, simply look for chemicals that are created by geysers for the most recent overview.

== Tips for your Industrial Revolution ==

* Resist the urge to crank every single synthesizer to 5u. Many recipes require different amounts of each ingredient, such as a 1u/1u/3u mixture.
* Even if you aren't making reactions, reaction chambers are invaluable for being able to pull precise amounts of specific chems out of a network.
* If you're lazy, connecting a ton of tanks to one another from both ends can create an enormous buffer of basic chems that you can simply have reaction chambers pull from. Be careful of accidental reactions!

Chemist

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You start in [[Medbay]]. You mess with all sorts of [[Guide_to_chemistry|chemicals]]. That's it. Some of the time you can do whatever you feel like for most of the round or make stuff to deal with the [[shitcurity|security officers]] or [[traitor|syndicate]] fucking with shit in your lab. Be sure to keep the scientists stocked with acid, and keep your nose out of those space drugs!

'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Stock the dispenser up with some beneficial medicine before you go off on your own chemical adventures. Give botanists [[guide to chemistry#Unstable Mutagen|unstable mutagen]] when they ask for it, and don't give the clown [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space_Lube|lube]]!

[[File:Chemistry.png|300px|thumb|alt=Medbay|link=http://puu.sh/3EEmO.png|The chemical research lab is located in [[Medbay]]. It provides enough work space for two people]] 

== Getting Things Done ==
Chemists are naturally suspicious individuals. They've got all the tools in the world to break in wherever they desire and/or kill people in all sorts of horrifying and inhumane ways. An easy way to allay this suspicion - whether you plan on doing something suspicious or not - is to make yourself useful to the station at the game's beginning. Any accidents are likely to be blamed on your coworker, then, if you have one.

=== Tools of the trade ===
[[File:Dispenser.png]] The [[Medical_items#Chem Dispenser|Chem Dispenser]] turns electrical energy into a variety of basic chemicals, through <s>magic</s> science. Guard it with your life. If you run out of power, you can disassemble the dispenser with screwdriver+crowbar and rebuild it by first putting the circuit board back, and then all other things but use a full power cell [[File:Power_cell.png]] instead of the old one. Then screwdriver to finish. Or you can charge the machine with an [[inducer]] [[File:Inducer.png]]. 
[[File:Nduct_n_w.png]] In addition to the traditional chem dispensers, there's a system called [[Guide_to_plumbing|plumbing]] with its own dedicated area. 
[[File:chemmaster.gif]] The [[Medical_items#ChemMaster 3000|ChemMaster 3000]] can magically separate chemicals, and has the ability to produce a limitless supply of 50 unit pills, 40 unit patches and 30 unit bottles. 
[[File:Blender.png]] The [[Medical_items#Reagent Grinder|Reagent Grinder]] is identical to the grinder the Chef has. It can be used to extract chemical reagents from things the Shaft Miners, Chef, and Botanists produce. 
[[File:Chemheater.png]] The [[Medical_items#Chemical Heater|Chemical Heater]] is important for making many recipes that require high temperatures to mix. 
[[File:Pillsbox.png]] Inside the chemistry locker you will find boxes of pill bottles on some maps. These can be loaded with pills for inventory space efficiency. [[File:Pillbottle.png]] 
[[File:Hypobox.png]] Alongside the boxes of pill bottles, you can also find boxes of empty hypospray kits. These can be filled and given to doctors to help them in treating patients. [[File:Hypospray.png]] 
[[File:writingbox.png]] Some maps also have medical sprays in the same locker. These can be filled with chemicals by using the ChemMaster. They work as patches and provide an optional way to apply medicine.[[File:Medicalspray.png]] 
[[File:handlabeller.png]] On a table is a hand labeller. This can be used to label beakers, pill bottles, grenades and many other things. Actual pills and patches are instead labelled with the ChemMaster. 

=== Being helpful ===
These are some suggested things you can make. Just remember you can't be certain that these things will actually be used, so if you wish you can choose to hold off on most things until you receive requests. Also, if you are using a map with the [[Guide_to_plumbing|plumbing]] system instead of a chem dispenser you may want to focus on mass-producing a select few things instead of a bit of everything.

==== Roundstart ====
If someone comes and requests something from you, make sure you fulfil them first. No one likes a chemist doing his own thing as they have to stand there waiting. If you are in the middle of something, inform them that you will be right with them. These suggestions were written with an available chem dispenser in mind.

*'''For yourself''':
** Make [[Guide_to_chemistry#Plastic_Sheets|plastic sheets]], then use them to craft large water bottles. These are functionally identical to large beakers!
** Bring a few [[Guide_to_chemistry#Plastic_Sheets|plastic sheets]] to the [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development#Techfab|medical techfab]], and you should be able to print a few 120u XL-beakers.
** Print a chemistry bag from your ChemDrobe. You will use it to put pills/patches/bottles in either a fridge, a pile somewhere (click-drag bag to the floor) or to just carry them around. It's your choice.

*'''Suggested basic chems''' (in order of urgency):
** 30u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Unstable_Mutagen|unstable mutagen]] bottles for the [[Botanist]] (if asked to).
** 30u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|mannitol]] bottles. Bottles let people use them both to heal their brain damage and to pour on damaged brains.
** 40u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Potassium_Iodide|potassium iodide]] pills. Heals minor radiation.

*'''Suggested intermediate chems''':
** 40u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Synthflesh|synthflesh]] patches. Heals both brute and burn even on corpses, but deals toxin damage. If you want to mass-produce something, this is a good choice.
** 10u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Neurine|neurine]] pills. This heals [[Guide_to_Traumas#Basic_Traumas_Without_Prefix|basic traumas]].
** 5u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|oculine]] pills. Heals eyes.
** 0.5u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Inacusiate|Inacusiate]] pills. Heals ears.
** 0.5u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mutadone|mutadone]] pills. Instantly removes [[Guide_to_genetics#Mutations_and_Their_Consequences|mutations]].
** 10u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Probital|probital]] pills. Heals brute.
** 100u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Hercuri|hercuri]] spray bottle. Heals burn.
** 20u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Syriniver|syriniver]] + 80u anything else in ''Intravenous Medicine Bags''. Heals toxins.

*'''Suggested advanced chems''':
** 20u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Pentetic_Acid|pentetic acid]] pills. Heals toxins, major radiation and purges all chemicals quickly.
** 30u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Salbutamol|salbutamol]] pills. Heals oxyloss safely and lets you survive without air.
** 10u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Atropine|atropine]] patches. Quickly heals someone who is in [[Health#Critical_Status|crit]].
** 5u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Rezadone|rezadone]] patches. Instantly removes all [[Health#Cellular|cellular]] damage and can [[Guide_to_medicine#Husk|unhusk]] corpses. Eliminates the need for [[Guide_to_medicine#Cryogenics_Tube|cryo]]. Hunt and slaughter [[Critters#Hostile|space carp]] or use your [[Botany]] skills to grow [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Koibean|koibeans]] for the [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|carpotoxin]].
** 10u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Lipolicide|lipolicide]] pills. To make fat people slim.

==== Other things you may want to do ====
* During a [[Infections|disease]] outbreak, if the cure is something you can produce then make pills of it. Curing can take a random time so aim for pills at least 5u big. If the [[virologist]] comes in with a [[Infections#How_to_create_a_vaccine|vaccine]], then make 0.4u vaccine pills instead. Read more about common cures under [[Infections#Understanding_stats|here]]. You can also make the [[Infections#How_to_create_a_vaccine|vaccine]] yourself at the [[Holodeck|holodeck]] Emergency Medical program, if you have time.
* Cargo might ask for a 30u bottle of a certain chemical for a [[Supply_crates#Bounties|bounty]].
* Botany can use [[Guide_to_chemistry#Saltpetre|saltpetre]] to quickly optimize plant stats, [[Guide_to_chemistry#Diethylamine|diethylamine]]/[[Guide_to_chemistry#Ammonia|ammonia]] as fertilizers and a [[Medical_items#Eyedropper|dropper]] for precise mutations.
* [[Guide_to_xenobiology|Xenobiology]] can use radium to make various [[Guide_to_xenobiology#Green_Slime|mutation toxins]].
* The [[Virologist]] sometimes want more [[Guide_to_chemistry#Synaptizine|synaptizine]] to make new and exciting [[Infections|diseases]].
* [[Geneticist]]s can benefit from a supply of [[Guide_to_chemistry#Potassium_Iodide|potassium iodide]] or to treat radiation levels in themselves and their subjects.
* The [[Janitor]] might want you to refill his [[General_items#Space_Cleaner|space cleaner bottle]].
* You can help the [[Chef]] replenish the supply of sugar.
* The [[Bartender]] might request various chemicals to make [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Drinks|cocktails]] with, though bear in mind that a bartender who wants anything particularly toxic is probably up to no good.
* The [[Warden]] might request various chemicals to use in [[Security_items#Chemical_Implant|implants for prisoners]], to ensure they don't re-offend.
* Grind up snacks to make nutriment or vitamin pills and taunt the Chef about his inefficient creations.
* In the event of a rogue [[Terminology#Hulk|Hulk]] from [[Guide_to_genetics|genetics]] rampaging about, a syringe gun loaded with a syringe containing 1 unit mutadone and 14 units chloral hydrate/lexorin will make them very sad.
* In the case of a rogue [[AI]], various people will want [[Guide_to_chemistry#Thermite|thermite]] in order to break through reinforced walls.
* Rogue AIs, in particular, go down with a combination of [[Guide_to_chemistry#Thermite|thermite]] and EMP grenades.
* Enable the reagent scanner on your [[PDA]] and test the food and drinks at the bar and kitchen for tampering. This can also be used on people to find out what they've been poisoned with.
* You aren't far from the medbay lobby or the [[Guide_to_medicine#Cryogenics_Tube|cryogenics]], so if there are no [[Medical Doctor]]s around, feel free to grab a health analyzer and start treating patients.
* The [[Clown]] will often request [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space_Lube|space lube]]. When this happens you have a choice. The recommended choice is to NOT give [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space_Lube|lube]] to the clown. [[Guide_to_chemistry#Barbers_Aid|Barbers Aid]] can be used as a prank worthy substitute.

=== Arming thyself ===
* Grab one of the syringe guns in Medbay before the Medical Doctors get them. It's a valuable weapon in your hands when filled with [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chloral_Hydrate|Chloral Hydrate]] or worse.
* Later in the round, if you've been nice to [[Research_Division|R&D]], and they are competent, they might research "Medical Weaponry", which lets you print a rapid syringe gun from the [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development#Techfab|medical techfab]]. This can hold six syringes at once.
* A space cleaner spray bottle can be used as a ghetto flamethrower with [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine_Trifluoride|chlorine trifluoride]].
* You have all the tools you need to make [[#Grenades|grenades]].

===Grenades===
As a chemist, you have the tools you need to craft chemical grenades. See the [[Grenade|grenade guide]] to learn how to make them. These can be both beneficial and malicious, depending on what chems you put into the two beakers. When the grenade is triggered the two beakers will mix. Typically you want the grenade to result in either [[Guide_to_chemistry#Smoke|smoke]] or [[Guide_to_chemistry#Fluorosurfactant|foam]] containing other chemicals. To learn the differences between smoke and foam, see [[Guide_to_chemistry#Smoke_vs_foam_vs_others|Smoke vs foam vs others]].

===Pills and Patches===
Pills are a great way to give large amounts of medicine at once - if you are going to make medicine that will be single-serve, make it pill form. Each pill can hold 50 units of material at one time, and up to seven can be stored in a pill bottle! They are even small enough to store in your pockets. Patches are similar to pills but work in a touch-based way rather than ingestion. Read more about the different ways of applying chemicals under [[Guide_to_chemistry#Reagent_Delivery|Reagent Delivery]].

==Tips==
* If there are no chemistry bags available, you can use [[Engineering_items#Wirecutters|wirecutters]] [[File:Wirecutters.png]] on two bedsheets, activate the resulting cloth in your hand and craft one.
* The effects of [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chloral_Hydrate|chloral hydrate]] don't work if you drink [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Coffee|coffee]] beforehand. You'll still take damage if the dose was high enough but you don't get knocked out. [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks|Coffee|Coffee]] usually completely negates [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chloral_Hydrate|chloral hydrate]], however.
* The effects of different chemicals stack, as they are all processed individually at the same time.
* Foam and smoke carry reagents. Foam will continuously apply the reagent's vapour effect, while smoke will cause touch effects and repeated ingestion. One can release a [[Guide_to_chemistry#Synthflesh|synthflesh]] smoke grenade to heal someone from [[Health#Critical_Status|critical]] to full health almost instantly, or use a [[Guide_to_chemistry#Fluorosulfuric_Acid|fluorosulfuric acid]] smoke grenade to make everyone's stuff start melting and deal absolutely decent amounts of damage.
* [[Grenade|Grenades]] are great for everything. Experiment!
* If you go to the chef or break room at round start and grab a heated donk pocket, and then to the chaplain for some holy water (bring a beaker), you now have the stuff to make [[Guide_to_chemistry#Strange_Reagent|Strange Reagent]], which can literally bring people back from the dead. Laugh at the geneticists as they space themselves after becoming effectively useless. Also, this strange reagent can be diluted with other reagents. It only requires 0.4u of strange reagent to revive someone.
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Strange_Reagent|Strange Reagent]] can only revive someone with less than 100 brute and 100 burn damage. This does not stack; 99 brute and 99 burn means they can still be revived.
* You don't need a grenade for foam. You can have [[Guide_to_chemistry#Fluorosurfactant|fluorosurfactant]] in a beaker and a bottle of equal water. Combine the two to produce grenade-less foam.
* Medbay lobby looking like a chainsaw massacre? Let loose some [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space_Cleaner|space cleaner]] foam and watch as medical bay is magically cleaned and the [[janitor]] infuriated.

===Tips for Antagonizing===
* Some chemicals deal absolutely amazing damage. If you fill a spray bottle with [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine_Trifluoride|chlorine trifluoride]], you will literally spray fire.
* You can put pretty much put any deadly chemical into patches. Make some [[Guide_to_chemistry#Fluorosulfuric_Acid|fluorosulfuric acid]] patches labeled "[[Guide_to_chemistry#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]]," or put some [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine_Trifluoride|chlorine trifluoride]] and [[Guide_to_chemistry#Phlogiston|phlogiston]] into a patch and anyone who uses it will be lit on fire instantly with no way of putting themselves out without an extinguisher or space.
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Sulfonal|Sulfonal]] is [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chloral_Hydrate|chloral hydrate]], but needs more preparation, takes longer to act, and takes WAY longer to stop acting. Put sulfonal and [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cyanide|cyanide]] into a beaker in equal parts, and you have a kill mix that gives someone about 45 seconds of awake time before they drop and don't get back up, provided you drag them to a safe place to die.
* Some of the Bartender's drinks are very powerful. If you combine the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster with morphine, it will give you [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Neurotoxin|Neurotoxin]], which will mess up anyone hit with it.
* If you e-mag a service borg, they can produce infinite amounts of "beer" that will put someone to sleep when they ingest it.
* If you can somehow get lethal syringes from Security, they hold fifty units and fit in syringe guns. You can have much more powerful death mixes if you use one of these, but try not to miss as they cannot be replaced!
* If researched, you can print piercing syringes from the [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development#Techfab|medical techfab]]. These can hold 10u and will penetrate hardsuits.
* Later you can print bluespace syringes from the [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development#Techfab|medical techfab]], which can hold 60u (though don't fit in syringe guns.)
* Do not underestimate the power of foam. Even with no reagents, it can provide a barrier and prevent people from getting by without slipping.
* "Accidentally" leave some [[Guide_to_chemistry#Fluorosulfuric_Acid|fluorosulfuric acid]] in the [[Guide_to_medicine#Cryogenics_Tube|cryo tubes]]. Unattentive doctors will just flick it on and walk away as the patient dies screaming. Expect to be lynched, however.
* You can make drugs like [[Guide_to_chemistry#Methamphetamine|methamphetamine]] to move very fast and have stun reduction in combat, though you should only take small amounts.
* [[Traitor|Traitors]] can buy a [[Syndicate_items#Poison_Kit|poison kit]]. This box contains ten bottles of horrible poisons that are also very effective in killing people.
* [[Traitor_Items#Sleepy_Pen|Sleepy pens]] can be refilled with any chemicals.

==Chemical-X==
Chemistry is one of the jobs with the highest harmful potential. With some planning, you can make many different gimmicks as a [[Traitor|traitor]] chemist. A LOT of the chemicals you have access to will kill when injected. Access to grenades is a plus. Search around or experiment for better "[[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine Trifluoride|hellfoam]]" and "[[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine Trifluoride|hellsmoke]]" mixes. 

If you want to make something grand and spectacular though, consider crafting and learning how to use a [[Makeshift_weapons#Chemical_Payload|chemical payload]].

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Chemist

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You start in [[Medbay]]. You mess with all sorts of [[Guide_to_chemistry|chemicals]]. That's it. Some of the time you can do what ever you feel like for most of the round or make stuff to deal with the [[shitcurity|security officers]] or [[traitor|syndicate]] fucking with shit in your lab. Be sure to keep the scientists stocked with acid, and keep your nose out of those space drugs!

'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Stock the dispenser up with some beneficial medicine before you go off on your own chemical adventures. Give botanists [[guide to chemistry#Unstable Mutagen|unstable mutagen]] when they ask for it, and don't give the clown [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space_Lube|lube]]!

[[File:Chemistry.png|300px|thumb|alt=Medbay|link=http://puu.sh/3EEmO.png|The chemical research lab is located in [[Medbay]]. It provides enough work space for two people]] 

== Getting Things Done ==
Chemists are naturally suspicious individuals. They've got all the tools in the world to break in wherever they desire and/or kill people in all sorts of horrifying and inhumane ways. An easy way to allay this suspicion - whether you plan on doing something suspicious or not - is to make yourself useful to the station at the game's beginning. Any accidents are likely to be blamed on your coworker, then, if you have one.

=== Tools of the trade ===
[[File:Dispenser.png]] The [[Medical_items#Chem Dispenser|Chem Dispenser]] turns electrical energy into a variety of basic chemicals, through <s>magic</s> science. Guard it with your life. If you run out of power, you can disassemble the dispenser with screwdriver+crowbar and rebuild it by first putting the circuit board back, and then all other things but use a full power cell [[File:Power_cell.png]] instead of the old one. Then screwdriver to finish. Or you can charge the machine with an [[inducer]] [[File:Inducer.png]]. 
[[File:Nduct_n_w.png]] In addition to the traditional chem dispensers, there's a system called [[Guide_to_plumbing|plumbing]] with its own dedicated area. 
[[File:chemmaster.gif]] The [[Medical_items#ChemMaster 3000|ChemMaster 3000]] can magically separate chemicals, and has the ability to produce a limitless supply of 50 unit pills, 40 unit patches and 30 unit bottles. 
[[File:Blender.png]] The [[Medical_items#Reagent Grinder|Reagent Grinder]] is identical to the grinder the Chef has. It can be used to extract chemical reagents from things the Shaft Miners, Chef, and Botanists produce. 
[[File:Chemheater.png]] The [[Medical_items#Chemical Heater|Chemical Heater]] is important for making many recipes that require high temperatures to mix. 
[[File:Pillsbox.png]] Inside the chemistry locker you will find boxes of pill bottles on some maps. These can be loaded with pills for inventory space efficiency. [[File:Pillbottle.png]] 
[[File:writingbox.png]] Some maps also have medical sprays in the same locker. These can be filled with chemicals by using the ChemMaster. They work as patches and provide an optional way to apply medicine.[[File:Medicalspray.png]] 
[[File:handlabeller.png]] On a table is a hand labeller. This can be used to label beakers, pill bottles, grenades and many other things. Actual pills and patches are instead labelled with the ChemMaster. 

=== Being helpful ===
These are some suggested things you can make. Just remember you can't be certain that these things will actually be used, so if you wish you can choose to hold off on most things until you receive requests. Also, if you are using a map with the [[Guide_to_plumbing|plumbing]] system instead of a chem dispenser you may want to focus on mass-producing a select few things instead of a bit of everything.

==== Roundstart ====
If someone comes and requests something from you, make sure you fulfil them first. No one likes a chemist doing his own thing as they have to stand there waiting. If you are in the middle of something, inform them that you will be right with them. These suggestions were written with an available chem dispenser in mind.

*'''For yourself''':
** Make [[Guide_to_chemistry#Plastic_Sheets|plastic sheets]], then use them to craft large water bottles. These are functionally identical to large beakers!
** Bring a few [[Guide_to_chemistry#Plastic_Sheets|plastic sheets]] to the [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development#Techfab|medical techfab]], and you should be able to print a few 120u XL-beakers.
** Print a chemistry bag from your ChemDrobe. You will use it to put pills/patches/bottles in either a fridge, a pile somewhere (click-drag bag to floor) or to just carry them around. It's your choice.

*'''Suggested basic chems''' (in order of urgency):
** 30u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Unstable_Mutagen|unstable mutagen]] bottles for the [[Botanist]] (if asked to).
** 30u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|mannitol]] bottles. Bottles let people use them both to heal their brain damage and to pour on damaged brains.
** 40u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Potassium_Iodide|potassium iodide]] pills. Heals minor radiation.

*'''Suggested intermediate chems''':
** 40u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Synthflesh|synthflesh]] patches. Heals both brute and burn even on corpses, but deals toxin damage. If you want to mass produce something, this is a good choice.
** 10u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Neurine|neurine]] pills. This heals [[Guide_to_Traumas#Basic_Traumas_Without_Prefix|basic traumas]].
** 5u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|oculine]] pills. Heals eyes.
** 0.5u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Inacusiate|Inacusiate]] pills. Heals ears.
** 0.5u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mutadone|mutadone]] pills. Instantly removes [[Guide_to_genetics#Mutations_and_Their_Consequences|mutations]].
** 10u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Probital|probital]] pills. Heals brute.
** 100u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Hercuri|hercuri]] spray bottle. Heals burn.
** 20u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Syriniver|syriniver]] + 80u anything else in ''Intravenous Medicine Bags''. Heals toxins.

*'''Suggested advanced chems''':
** 20u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Pentetic_Acid|pentetic acid]] pills. Heals toxins, major radiation and purges all chemicals quickly.
** 30u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Salbutamol|salbutamol]] pills. Heals oxyloss safely and lets you survive without air.
** 10u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Atropine|atropine]] patches. Quickly heals someone who is in [[Health#Critical_Status|crit]].
** 5u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Rezadone|rezadone]] patches. Instantly removes all [[Health#Cellular|cellular]] damage and can [[Guide_to_medicine#Husk|unhusk]] corpses. Eliminates the need for [[Guide_to_medicine#Cryogenics_Tube|cryo]]. Hunt and slaughter [[Critters#Hostile|space carp]] or use your [[Botany]] skills to grow [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Koibean|koibeans]] for the [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|carpotoxin]].
** 10u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Lipolicide|lipolicide]] pills. To make fat people slim.

==== Other things you may want to do ====
* During a [[Infections|disease]] outbreak, if the cure is something you can produce then make pills of it. Curing can take a random time so aim for pills at least 5u big. If the [[virologist]] comes in with a [[Infections#How_to_create_a_vaccine|vaccine]], then make 0.4u vaccine pills instead. Read more about common cures under [[Infections#Understanding_stats|here]]. You can also make the [[Infections#How_to_create_a_vaccine|vaccine]] yourself at the [[Holodeck|holodeck]] Emergency Medical program, if you have time.
* Cargo might ask for a 30u bottle of a certain chemical for a [[Supply_crates#Bounties|bounty]].
* Botany can use [[Guide_to_chemistry#Saltpetre|saltpetre]] to quickly optimize plant stats, [[Guide_to_chemistry#Diethylamine|diethylamine]]/[[Guide_to_chemistry#Ammonia|ammonia]] as fertilizers and a [[Medical_items#Eyedropper|dropper]] for precise mutations.
* [[Guide_to_xenobiology|Xenobiology]] can use radium to make various [[Guide_to_xenobiology#Green_Slime|mutation toxins]].
* The [[Virologist]] sometimes want more [[Guide_to_chemistry#Synaptizine|synaptizine]] to make new and exciting [[Infections|diseases]].
* [[Geneticist]]s can benefit from a supply of [[Guide_to_chemistry#Potassium_Iodide|potassium iodide]] or to treat radiation levels in themselves and their subjects.
* The [[Janitor]] might want you to refill his [[General_items#Space_Cleaner|space cleaner bottle]].
* You can help the [[Chef]] replenish the supply of sugar.
* The [[Bartender]] might request various chemicals to make [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Drinks|cocktails]] with, though bear in mind that a bartender who wants anything particularly toxic is probably up to no good.
* The [[Warden]] might request various chemicals to use in [[Security_items#Chemical_Implant|implants for prisoners]], to ensure they don't re-offend.
* Grind up snacks to make nutriment or vitamin pills and taunt the Chef about his inefficient creations.
* In the event of a rogue [[Terminology#Hulk|Hulk]] from [[Guide_to_genetics|genetics]] rampaging about, a syringe gun loaded with a syringe containing 1 unit mutadone and 14 units chloral hydrate/lexorin will make them very sad.
* In the case of a rogue [[AI]], various people will want [[Guide_to_chemistry#Thermite|thermite]] in order to break through reinforced walls.
* Rogue AIs in particular go down with a combination of [[Guide_to_chemistry#Thermite|thermite]] and EMP grenades.
* Enable the reagent scanner on your [[PDA]] and test the food and drinks at the bar and kitchen for tampering. This can also be used on people to find out what they've been poisoned with.
* You aren't far from the medbay lobby or the [[Guide_to_medicine#Cryogenics_Tube|cryogenics]], so if there are no [[Medical Doctor]]s around, feel free to grab a health analyzer and start treating patients.
* The [[Clown]] will often request [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space_Lube|space lube]]. When this happens you have choice. The recommended choice is to NOT give [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space_Lube|lube]] to the clown. [[Guide_to_chemistry#Barbers_Aid|Barbers Aid]] can be used as a prankworthy substitute.

=== Arming thyself ===
* Grab one of the syringe guns in Medbay before the Medical Doctors get them. It's a valuable weapon in your hands when filled with [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chloral_Hydrate|Chloral Hydrate]] or worse.
* Later in the round, if you've been nice to [[Research_Division|R&D]], and they are competent, they might research "Medical Weaponry", which lets you print a rapid syringe gun from the [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development#Techfab|medical techfab]]. This can hold six syringes at once.
* A space cleaner spray bottle can be used as a ghetto flamethrower with [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine_Trifluoride|chlorine trifluoride]].
* You have all the tools you need to make [[#Grenades|grenades]].

===Grenades===
As a chemist you have the tools you need to craft chemical grenades. See the [[Grenade|grenade guide]] to learn how to make them. These can be both beneficial and malicious, depending on what chems you put into the two beakers. When the grenade is triggered the two beakers will mix. Typically you want the grenade to result in either [[Guide_to_chemistry#Smoke|smoke]] or [[Guide_to_chemistry#Fluorosurfactant|foam]] containing other chemicals. To learn the differences between smoke and foam, see [[Guide_to_chemistry#Smoke_vs_foam_vs_others|Smoke vs foam vs others]].

===Pills and Patches===
Pills are a great way to give large amount of medicine at once, if you are going to make medicine that will be single serve, make it pill form. Each pill can hold 50 units of material at one time, and up to seven can be stored in a pill bottle! They are even small enough to store in your pockets. Patches are similar to pills, but work in a touch-based way rather than ingestion. Read more about the different ways of applying chemicals under [[Guide_to_chemistry#Reagent_Delivery|Reagent Delivery]].

==Tips==
* If there are no chemistry bags available, you can use [[Engineering_items#Wirecutters|wirecutters]] [[File:Wirecutters.png]] on two bedsheets, activate the resulting cloth in your hand and craft one.
* The effects of [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chloral_Hydrate|chloral hydrate]] don't work if you drink [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Coffee|coffee]] beforehand. You'll still take damage if the dose was high enough but you don't get knocked out. [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks|Coffee|Coffee]] usually completely negates [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chloral_Hydrate|chloral hydrate]], however.
* The effects of different chemicals stack, as they are all processed individually at the same time.
* Foam and smoke carry reagents. Foam will continuously apply the reagent's vapor effect, while smoke will cause touch effects and repeated ingestion. One can release a [[Guide_to_chemistry#Synthflesh|synthflesh]] smoke grenade to heal someone from [[Health#Critical_Status|critical]] to full health almost instantly, or use a [[Guide_to_chemistry#Fluorosulfuric_Acid|fluorosulfuric acid]] smoke grenade to make everyone's stuff start melting and deal absolutely decent amounts of damage.
* [[Grenade|Grenades]] are great for everything. Experiment!
* If you go to the chef or break room at round start and grab a heated donk pocket, and then to the chaplain for some holy water (bring a beaker), you now have the stuff to make [[Guide_to_chemistry#Strange_Reagent|Strange Reagent]], which can literally bring people back from the dead. Laugh at the geneticists as they space themselves after becoming effectively useless. Also, this strange reagent can be diluted with other reagents. It only requires 0.4u of strange reagent to revive someone.
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Strange_Reagent|Strange Reagent]] can only revive someone with less than 100 brute and 100 burn damage. This does not stack; 99 brute and 99 burn means they can still be revived.
* You don't need a grenade for foam. You can have [[Guide_to_chemistry#Fluorosurfactant|fluorosurfactant]] in a beaker and a bottle of equal water. Combine the two to produce grenade-less foam.
* Medbay lobby looking like a chainsaw massacre? Let loose some [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space_Cleaner|space cleaner]] foam and watch as medical bay is magically cleaned and the [[janitor]] infuriated.

===Tips for Antagonizing===
* Some chemicals deal absolutely amazing damage. If you fill a spray bottle with [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine_Trifluoride|chlorine trifluoride]], you will literally spray fire.
* You can put pretty much put any deadly chemical into patches. Make some [[Guide_to_chemistry#Fluorosulfuric_Acid|fluorosulfuric acid]] patches labeled "[[Guide_to_chemistry#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]]," or put some [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine_Trifluoride|chlorine trifluoride]] and [[Guide_to_chemistry#Phlogiston|phlogiston]] into a patch and anyone who uses it will be lit on fire instantly with no way of putting themselves out without an extinguisher or space.
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Sulfonal|Sulfonal]] is [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chloral_Hydrate|chloral hydrate]], but needs more preparation, takes longer to act, and takes WAY longer to stop acting. Put sulfonal and [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cyanide|cyanide]] into a beaker in equal parts, and you have a kill mix that gives someone about 45 seconds of awake time before they drop and don't get back up, provided you drag them to a safe place to die.
* If you're a traitor, you can pray to trade your telecrystals for a chem sprayer. If the admins are <s>absolutely fucking insane</s> nice, they'll give you a tool which can hold 300 units of any chemical. You can start cackling now.
* Make a foam grenade with [[Guide_to_chemistry#Fluorosulfuric_Acid|fluorosulfuric]], [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine_Trifluoride|chlorine trifluoride]], [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space_Lube|space lube]], and [[Guide_to_chemistry#Phlogiston|phlogiston]]. You now have a server-lagging, hull-breach causing, people-obliterating grenade full of liquid holocaust. Drop it behind you during a security chase and laugh as your pursuers fall into it and have their gear melted away before dying instantly from the acid.
* Some of the Bartender's drinks are very powerful. If you combine the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster with morphine, it will give you [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Neurotoxin|Neurotoxin]], which will mess up anyone hit with it.
* If you emag a service borg, they can produce infinite amounts of "beer" that will put someone to sleep when they ingest it.
* If you can somehow get lethal syringes from Security, they hold fifty units and fit in syringe guns. You can have much more powerful deathmixes if you use one of these, but try not to miss as they cannot be replaced!
* If researched, you can print piercing syringes from the [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development#Techfab|medical techfab]]. These can hold 10u and will penetrate hardsuits.
* Later you can print bluespace syringes from the [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development#Techfab|medical techfab]], which can hold 60u.
* Do not underestimate the power of foam. Even with no reagents, it can provide a barrier and prevent people from getting by without slipping.
* "Accidentally" leave some [[Guide_to_chemistry#Fluorosulfuric_Acid|fluorosulfuric acid]] in the [[Guide_to_medicine#Cryogenics_Tube|cryo tubes]]. Unattentive doctors will just flick it on and walk away as the patient dies screaming. Expect to be lynched, however.
* You can make drugs like [[Guide_to_chemistry#Methamphetamine|methamphetamine]] to move very fast and have stun reduction in combat, but only take small amounts.
* [[Traitor|Traitors]] can buy a [[Syndicate_items#Poison_Kit|poison kit]]. This box contains ten bottles of horrible poisons that are also very effective in killing people.
* [[Traitor_Items#Sleepy_Pen|Sleepy pens]] can be refilled with any chemicals.

==Chemical-X==
Chemistry is one of the jobs with the highest harmful potential. With some planning, you can make many different gimmicks as a [[Traitor|traitor]] chemist. A LOT of the chemicals you have access to will kill when injected. Access to grenades is a plus. Search around or experiment for better "[[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine Trifluoride|hellfoam]]" and "[[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine Trifluoride|hellsmoke]]" mixes. 

If you want to make something grand and spectacular though, consider crafting and learning how to use a [[Makeshift_weapons#Chemical_Payload|chemical payload]].

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Guide to chemistry

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{{Speech
|name=Tippo Felangus, the Chemist
|text=Hey mate, welcome to Chemistry. This is one of the few jobs where you can make a man heal back up to full health one second and make him explode the next.
Sound too complicated? Naw, this shit is really simple to make. All you have to do is pour some of this Potassium into a beaker of water, like so...
|image=[[File:Chemist action.png|64px|right]]
}}

This guide will primarily be useful for [[Chemist|chemists]] but may come in handy to any player and especially [[Traitor|traitors]]. See [[Chemical recipes]] for dispenser macros and simplified versions on how to make complicated chemicals (may be outdated). If you don't have a [[#Chemistry_Dispensers|chem dispenser]], see the [[Guide_to_Ghetto_Chemistry|Guide to Ghetto Chemistry]].

== Machinery ==
You have all sorts of chems here, and can make many things. You can make [[#Medicines|medicines]], [[#Smoke|smoke]], [[#Fluorosurfactant|foam]], [[#Flash Powder|flash powder]], [[#Toxins|poisons]], [[#Space Lube|space lube]], [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|acid]] and much more. The limit on combinations is a limit that exists only in your creativity (and the game engine). Be sure to be careful though, as mixing the wrong chemicals can be bad for your health, and please make sure you know what a chemical does before you use it. Experiment at your own risk.

=== [[File:Dispenser.png|Chem Dispenser]] Chemistry Dispensers ===

[[Chem Dispenser|Chem dispensers]] can be upgraded to unlock more chemicals, allow for more precise macro usage, increased power recharge rate and higher power capacity. If you run out of power, you can disassemble the dispenser with screwdriver+crowbar and replace the power cell. Or you can charge the machine with an [[inducer]].

'''Available chemicals''':
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To fine out what chems do what check out [[Dispensers#Preview|Dispensers Index]], or
click expand to see what chemicals are available to the Chemistry Dispenser:
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'''Normal''':
* Hydrogen
* Oxygen
* Silicon
* Phosphorus
* Sulfur
* Carbon
* Nitrogen
* Water
* Lithium
* Sugar
* Sulphuric acid
* Copper
* Mercury
* Sodium
* Iodine
* Bromine
* Ethanol
* Chlorine
* Potassium
* Aluminium
* Radium
* Fluorine
* Iron
* Welding fuel
* Silver
* Stable_plasma

'''Upgraded (tier 2 matter manipulator)''':

* Oil
* Ammonia
* Ash

'''Upgraded (tier 3 matter manipulator)''':

* Acetone
* Phenol
* Diethylamine

'''Upgraded (tier 4 matter manipulator)''':

* Mine Salve
* Toxin

'''Emagged''':
* Space Drugs
* Plasma
* Frost Oil
* Carpotoxin
* Histamine
* Morphine
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'''Upgradeable parts''':
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Click expand to see upgrades:
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* '''Better matter bins:''' greater power efficiency per unit dispensed.
* '''Better capacitor:''' faster recharging speed.
* '''Better power cell:''' larger maximum power capacity.
* '''Better manipulator:''' unlocks more chemicals at tier 4. Longer and more complex chemistry macros can be performed. At tier 1 manips, macros round to the nearest 5u, then 3u at tier 2, 2u at tier 3 and 1u at tier 4.
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=== [[File:Chemical_Heater.png|Chemical Heater]] Chemical Heater ===

Some chemical reactions will require you to heat the reagents in a [[Chemical Heater]]. Unless the recipes says otherwise, these reactions need you to heat the reagents ''above'' the required temperature. 
This machine will heat/cool a beaker to the desired temperature, slowing down the heating/cooling speed as it approaches the target temperature. If you don't risk making the chemical explode by overheating it (like with [[#Methamphetamine|meth]]) you can just set it to a very high temperature to avoid this. 
Upgrading the laser will increase the heating/cooling speed.

=== [[File:Chemmaster.png|ChemMaster 3000]] ChemMaster 3000 ===

Separates, bottles, and makes pills/patches out of chemicals loaded inside. You can load pretty much any container - beakers, spray bottles, water bottles and so on. 
Maximum size for dispensed bottles is 30u, patches 40u and pills 50u. Use a chemistry bag [[File:Chemistry_bag.png]] to quickly move large quantities of bottles, patches or pills. 
Can be upgraded with bigger beakers to allow a bigger buffer. By default it contains two ordinary 50u beakers for a total buffer volume of 100u.

=== [[File:Blender.png|Reagent Grinder]] All-In-One Grinder ===

Grinds, crushes, liquefies and extracts reagents from materials placed into it. 
If there is a significant reagent associated with the item, the Reagent grinder will distill a pure sample inside the collection beaker. 
For example: Plasma/gold/uranium/metal sheets, donk pockets, fruits, dead mice.

=== [[File:Smoke_machine.png|Smoke Machine]] Smoke Machine ===

Dispenses any chemical inside as a [[#Smoke|smoke]] cloud. Needs to be secured by wrenching first. 
A great alternative to [[#Smoke|smoke]] [[Grenade|grenades]], but easily incites lynch mobs. 
Can only be obtained through the circuit board being printed, and the required parts being assembled first. 

'''Upgradeable parts''':
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Click expand to see upgrades:
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* '''Manipulator''': Unlocks the higher range settings.
* '''Matter bin''': Increases maximum capacity.
* '''Capacitor''': Increases efficiency.
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=== Reagent containers ===

It is important to note that strong acids/bases can melt most glass based beakers, while plastic beakers will melt from heat. They will melt slowly over time with a audiable noise. If you heat them melting, either drop the temperature or adjust the pH!

Bottles are small 30 unit containers made from a hardened mesh of glass and polymers, and thus don't melt from temperature or pH. These are produced by the ChemMaster 3000.

Glass Beakers holds 50/100 units of liquid depending on size, but begins to melt under strong acids or bases. These can be printed from the autolathe.

XL beakers are made of plastic and hold 150 units of liquid. They are immune to pH, but will being to melt when containing liquids over 444K. These can be printed from the autolathe using plastic sheets.

Meta Beakers holds 200 units of liquid and is immune to pH and will not melt under high temperature. These can be printed from the autolathe when researched.

Cryostasis Beakers holds 50 units of liquid. Chemicals will not mix, react or change temperature while in this beaker. Splashing contained chemicals will not make them react either, as with all other beakers. This beaker is immune to pH and will not melt under high temperature. These can be printed from the autolathe when researched.

Bluespace beakers are the largest beakers and hold 300 units of liquid. These are weak to strong acids/bases, but have more durability than standard beakers. These can be printed from the autolathe when researched.

Water Bottles Can be made with plastic sheets. Works like a beaker but comes with a cap to prevent spilling. Toggle the cap with alt-click. Holds 50/100 units of liquid depending on side. Weak to strong acids/bases and temperatures over 444K.

==Metabolism==
When a reagent enters a body, it will then "tick" or "cycle" about every 2 seconds. When this happens the body is purged of an amount of every reagent depending on their metabolism rates. This is the rate at which the chemical disappears from your body. It doesn't matter how many chems you have in your body, as they are all metabolized separately. If you are [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Hunger|hungry]] (sluggish), this will happen 20% slower, which makes chemicals have a bigger total effect since they last longer without being weaker per tick.

==Active Pure Chemicals==
A.K.A. what happens when you eat or splash these. Their metabolism rate is 0.4u per cycle unless said otherwise. Chemicals unmentioned don't have any effect.
*'''Chlorine''': Causes 1 brute damage per tick to a random body part.
*'''Copper''': Can be splashed on metal sheets to create bronze sheets.
*{{anchor|Ethanol}}'''Ethanol''': A decent alcoholic "beverage", with a [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Drinks|booze power]] of 65. Increases success rate of surgery and flammability when applied externally. Metabolism rate 0.2.
*'''Fluorine''': Causes 1 toxin damage per tick.
*'''Lithium''': Causes twitching, drooling, moaning and not being able to walk straight.
*'''Mercury''': Causes 1 brain damage per tick, twitching, drooling, moaning and not being able to walk straight.
*'''[[Plasma]]''': Causes 3 toxin damage per tick. Creates gas form plasma when spilled. Not to be confused with Stable Plasma, which does nothing.
*'''Radium''': Slowly causes irradiation. Creates glowing green goo on floor if more than 3u is spilled.
*'''Sugar''': Gives nutrition. Causes hyperglycemic shock if overdosed (200u). Metabolism rate 0.8.
*'''Sulphuric Acid''': Causes 1 toxin damage and some instant brute damage to one body part when ingested, and slightly more brute damage when ''injected''. Destroys head-wear and causes burn damage when sprayed or splashed on someone. Counts as a [[#Toxins|toxin]].
*'''Uranium''': Causes slight irradiation. Creates glowing green goo on floor if more than 3u is spilled.
*'''Welding Fuel''': Causes 1 toxin damage per tick. Makes people flammable if splashed on.

== Components ==
These are very basic chemicals that you'll use in a lot of other more complicated chems. They can still be toxic, though.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Description
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|pH
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sulphuric acid}}Sulphuric acid ▮
|A strong mineral acid with the molecular formula H2SO4.
|2.75
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Ethanol}}Ethanol ▮
|A well-known alcohol with a variety of applications.
|7.33
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sugar}}Sugar ▮
|The organic compound commonly known as table sugar and sometimes called saccharose. This white, odorless, crystalline powder has a pleasing, sweet taste. Overdose at 200u.
|7
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Water}}Water ▮
|An ubiquitous chemical substance that is composed of hydrogen and oxygen.
|7
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Welding fuel}}Welding fuel ▮
|Required for welders. Flamable.
|4
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Oxygen}}Oxygen ▮
|A colorless, odorless gas. Grows on trees but is still pretty valuable.
|9.2
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Copper}}Copper ▮
|A highly ductile metal. Things made out of copper aren't very durable, but it makes a decent material for electrical wiring.
|5.5
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Nitrogen}}Nitrogen ▮
|A colorless, odorless, tasteless gas. A simple asphyxiant that can silently displace vital oxygen.
|7
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Hydrogen}}Hydrogen ▮
|A colorless, odorless, nonmetallic, tasteless, highly combustible diatomic gas.
|0.1
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Potassium}}Potassium ▮
|A soft, low-melting solid that can easily be cut with a knife. Reacts violently with water.
|7
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Mercury}}Mercury ▮
|A curious metal that's a liquid at room temperature. Neurodegenerative and very bad for the mind.
|7
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sulfur}}Sulfur ▮
|A sickly yellow solid mostly known for its nasty smell. It's actually much more helpful than it looks in biochemistry.
|4.5
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Carbon}}Carbon ▮
|A crumbly black solid that, while unexciting on an physical level, forms the base of all known life. Kind of a big deal.
|5
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Chlorine}}Chlorine ▮
|A pale yellow gas that's well known as an oxidizer. While it forms many harmless molecules in its elemental form it is far from harmless.
|7.4
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Fluorine}}Fluorine ▮
|A comically-reactive chemical element. The universe does not want this stuff to exist in this form in the slightest.
|2
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sodium}}Sodium ▮
|A soft silver metal that can easily be cut with a knife. It's not salt just yet, so refrain from putting in on your chips.
|11.6
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Phosphorus}}Phosphorus ▮
|A ruddy red powder that burns readily. Though it comes in many colors, the general theme is always the same.
|6.5
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Lithium}}Lithium ▮
|A silver metal, its claim to fame is its remarkably low density. Using it is a bit too effective in calming oneself down.
|11.3
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Radium}}Radium ▮
|Radium is an alkaline earth metal. It is extremely radioactive.
|10
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Iron}}Iron▮
|Pure iron is a metal. Helps the body produce more blood. Overdose is 30u.
|6
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Silver}}Silver ▮
|A soft, white, lustrous transition metal, it has the highest electrical conductivity of any element and the highest thermal conductivity of any metal.
|7
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Aluminium}}Aluminium ▮
|A silvery white and ductile member of the boron group of chemical elements.
|7
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Silicon}}Silicon ▮
|A tetravalent metalloid, silicon is less reactive than its chemical analog carbon.
|10
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Stable Plasma}}Stable Plasma ▮
|Non-flammable plasma locked into a liquid form that cannot ignite or become gaseous/solid.
|1.5
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Iodine}}Iodine ▮
|Commonly added to table salt as a nutrient. On its own it tastes far less pleasing.
|4.5
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Bromine}}Bromine ▮
|A brownish liquid that's highly reactive. Useful for stopping free radicals, but not intended for human consumption.
|7.8
|-
|}

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! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|pH
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Ash}}Ash ▮
|1 part [[#Oil|Oil]] Temperature 480K
|Ingredient in [[#Lye|Lye]], [[#Charcoal|Charcoal]] and [[#Plastic Sheets|Plastic Sheets]]. Can also be aquired by lighting a piece of paper on fire and scooping up the resulting ashes with a beaker. 30u per paper.
|6.5
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Oil}}Oil ▮
|1 part Welding Fuel 1 part Carbon 1 part Hydrogen
|Can be heated into [[#Ash|Ash]]. Also ingredient in [[#Phenol|Phenol]], [[#Acetone|Acetone]], [[#Perfluorodecalin|Perfluorodecalin]], [[#Ephedrine|Ephedrine]], [[#Diphenhydramine|Diphenhydramine]], [[#Miner's Salve|Miner's Salve]], [[#Haloperidol|Haloperidol]], [[#Napalm|Napalm]], [[#Plastic Sheets|Plastic Sheets]], [[#Spray Tan|Spray Tan]] and [[#Cyanide|Cyanide]]. Can be scooped up from destroyed cyborgs and such.
|7
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Acetone}}Acetone ▮
|1 part [[#Oil|Oil]] 1 part Welding Fuel 1 part Oxygen
|Ingredient in [[#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]], [[#Atropine|Atropine]], [[#Mutadone|Mutadone]], [[#Epinephrine|Epinephrine]], [[#Smart Foaming Agent|Smart Foaming Agent]], [[#Sulfonal|Sulfonal]], [[#Modafinil|Modafinil]] and [[#Neurine|Neurine]].
|7
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Diethylamine}}Diethylamine ▮
|1 part [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] 1 part Ethanol
|A very potent fertilizer. When used on a growing plant, it adds 2u of nutrient, increases yield more than [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]], heals the plant AND kills pests. Also ingredient in [[#Atropine|Atropine]], [[#Ephedrine|Ephedrine]], [[#Diphenhydramine|Diphenhydramine]], [[#Epinephrine|Epinephrine]], [[#Modafinil|Modafinil]], [[#Meth Explosion|Meth Explosion]] and [[#Lipolicide|Lipolicide]].
|12
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Phenol}}Phenol ▮
|1 part [[#Oil|Oil]] 1 part Chlorine 1 part Water
|Ingredient in [[#Salicyclic Acid|Salicyclic Acid]], [[#Oxandrolone|Oxandrolone]], [[#Atropine|Atropine]], [[#Epinephrine|Epinephrine]], [[#Corazone|Corazone]] and [[#Modafinil|Modafinil]].
|5.5
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Ammonia}}Ammonia▮
|3 parts Hydrogen 1 part Nitrogen
|An effective fertilizer. Adds adds 1u of nutrient, heals plants and increases yield, though it isn't as powerful as [[#Diethylamine|Diethylamine]]. Ingredient in [[#Diethylamine|Diethylamine]], [[#Silver Sulfadiazine|Silver Sulfadiazine]], [[#Salbutamol|Salbutamol]], [[#Pentetic Acid|Pentetic Acid]], [[#Crank|Crank]], [[#Modafinil|Modafinil]], [[#Nitrous Oxide|Nitrous Oxide]], [[#Space Cleaner|Space Cleaner]], [[#Cyanide|Cyanide]], [[#Itching Powder|Itching Powder]] and [[#Weed Killer|Weed Killer]]. (Results in 3 units instead of 4)
|11.6
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Saltpetre}}Saltpetre▮
|3 parts Oxygen 1 part Potassium 1 part Nitrogen
|Works as a fertilizer. Heals your plant, increases potency and decreases production time. Doesn't add nutrient. Ingredient in [[#Bath Salts|Bath Salts]] and [[#Black Powder|Black Powder]]. (Results in 3 units instead of 5)
|11.2
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Lye}}Lye▮
|1 part Sodium 1 part Hydrogen 1 part Oxygen
|Ingredient in [[#Soap|Soap]].
|11.9
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|Lye (Alternate Recipe)▮
|1 part [[#Ash|Ash]] 1 part Water 1 part Carbon
|Ingredient in [[#Soap|Soap]]. (Results in 2 units instead of 3)
|11.9
|-
|}

== Medicines{{anchor|Medicines}} ==
"''And that's how I lost my medical license!''" Don't be this guy. Make these. Lots of these.

See [[guide to medicine|Guide to Medicine]] for more information on what to use when.

===Core Healing Medicines===
These healing drugs form the "core" drugs used to heal the most common forms of damage. All other medical drugs outside of this section are either harder to make upgrades, or highly specific forms of healing for rarer situations.

Many reagents can be overdosed and/or cause addiction, leading to a negative outcome. Be sure to monitor how many units someone is injected with. If an overdose occurs, the negative effects will keep being applied every tick until that chemical is completely out of the system. If an addiction occurs, the negative effects will only start occuring some time ''after'' the chemical is out of the system, and can be negated by keeping taking it. You can usually only remove an addiction by waiting it out (or by dying and getting cloned).

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! scope="col" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Recipe
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Treatment for
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Metabolism Rate
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Overdose Threshold
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|pH
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Silver Sulfadiazine}}Silver Sulfadiazine▮
|1 part [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] 1 part Silver 1 part Sulfur 1 part Oxygen 1 part Chlorine
|Burn
|On touch, instantly heals 1 burn damage per unit, then heals 2 burn per tick over time while it stays in the system. Basic anti-burn healing drug. On ingestion also deals minor toxin damage. 1u heals roughly 6 burn damage.
|0.4 units per tick
|50u
|7.2
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Styptic Powder}}Styptic Powder▮
|1 part Aluminium 1 part Hydrogen 1 part Oxygen 1 part Sulphuric Acid
|Brute
|On touch, instantly heals 1 brute damage per unit, then heals 2 brute per tick over time while it stays in the system. Basic anti-brute healing drug. On ingestion also deals minor toxin damage. 1u heals roughly 6 brute damage.
|0.4 units per tick
|50u
|6.7
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Saline-Glucose Solution}}Saline-Glucose Solution▮
|1 part [[#Sodium Chloride|Sodium Chloride]] 1 part Water 1 part Sugar
|Brute, burn
|Has a 33% chance per metabolism cycle to heal 0.5 brute and burn damage. Can be used as a temporary substitute for blood if hooked up via IV drip. If overdosed, it will have a 33% chance to deal brute and burn damage and a small chance to become 1u salt or sugar each metabolism cycle.
|0.2 units per tick
|60u
|5.5
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Synthetic Blood}}Synthetic Blood▮
|1 part [[#Saline-Glucose Solution|Saline-Glucose Solution]] 1 part Iron 1 part Stable Plasma Temperature 350K
|Bloodloss
|Universal bloodtype for most, if not all organics.
|Unknown
|N/A
|Unknown
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Synthflesh}}Synthflesh▮
|1 part [[#Styptic Powder|Styptic Powder]] 1 part Blood 1 part Carbon
|Brute, burn
|Instantly heals 1.25 brute and burn damage per unit of the chemical applied. Can be used to prepare corpses for defibrillation (needs under 180 brute and burn). Touch and [[#Smoke|smoke]] application only. Does nothing while inside a mob's bloodstream.
|0.4 units per tick
|40u
|11.5
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Charcoal}}Charcoal▮
|1 part [[#Sodium Chloride|Sodium Chloride]] 1 part [[#Ash|Ash]] Temperature 480K
|Toxin
|Heals toxin damage at a rate of 2 per tick, and will also removing 1u of any other chemicals.
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|5
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Salbutamol}}Salbutamol▮
|1 part [[#Salicyclic Acid|Salicyclic Acid]] 1 part [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] 1 part Aluminium 1 part Bromine 1 part Lithium
|Suffocation
|Quickly heals oxygen damage at a rate of 3 per tick while slowing down suffocation. Great for stabilizing critical patients!
|0.1 units per tick
|N/A
|2
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Bicaridine}}Bicaridine▮
|1 part Carbon 1 part Oxygen 1 part Sugar 
|Brute
|Heals brute damage at a rate of 2 units per tick. If overdosed deals 2 brute damage per tick.
|0.4 units per tick
|30u
|5
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Kelotane}}Kelotane▮
|1 part Carbon 1 part Silicon 
|Burn
|Heals burn damage at a rate of 2 units per tick. If overdosed deals 2 burn damage per tick.
|0.4 units per tick
|30u
|9
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Anti-Toxin}}Anti-Toxin▮
|1 part Nitrogen 1 part Silicon 1 part Potassium 
|Toxin
|Heals 2 toxin damage and removes 1u of other chemicals per tick. If overdosed deals 2 toxin damage per tick.
|0.4 units per tick
|30u
|10
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Tricordrazine}}Tricordrazine▮
|1 part [[#Kelotane|Kelotane]] 1 part [[#Bicaridine|Bicaridine]] 1 part [[#Anti-Toxin|Anti-Toxin]] 
|All types
|Has 80% chance to heal 1 of each damage type per tick. If overdosed deals an average of 1.2 damage of every type per tick.
|0.4 units per tick
|30u
|7
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Regenerative Jelly}}Regenerative Jelly▮
|1 part [[#Tricordrazine|Tricordrazine]] 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Slime_Jelly|Slime Jelly]]
|All types
|Heals 1.5 of each of the four basic damage types without the risk of overdose or damaging [[Guide_to_races#Jellypeople|jellypeople]].
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|7
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Cryoxadone}}Cryoxadone▮
|1 part [[#Acetone|Acetone]] 1 part [[#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]] 1 part Stable Plasma
|All types
|Required for the proper function of cryogenics. It heals all types of damage swiftly, but only when in a very cold environment. It heals [[Guide_to_medicine#Suffocation|suffocation]] 3x as fast as most other damage types. Is more effective the colder the person is. If used in unupgraded [[Guide_to_medicine#Cryogenics_Tube|cryo tubes]] every cycle will typically heal above 6 suffocation, 2 brute, 2 burn, 2 toxin and 2 cellular damage. Works on [[Guide_to_races#Jelly_and_Slime_Mutants|slimepeople]], despite being cold.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|11
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Pyroxadone}}Pyroxadone▮
|1 part [[#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]] 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Slime_Jelly|Slime Jelly]]
|All types
|Inverse [[#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]] that heals faster the hotter the patient is. For max efficiency you need to be ''over'' 460°K and on fire. In optimal conditions every cycle will heal 15 burn ''before'' the damage taken from being on fire, which is usually faster than the fire hurts you (unless too hot). It will then also heal 10 brute, 10 toxin, 20 oxyloss and 10 cellular. Works on [[Guide_to_races#Jelly_and_Slime_Mutants|slimepeople]].
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|12
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Clonexadone}}Clonexadone▮
|1 part [[#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]] 1 part Sodium 5 units Plasma (catalyst)
|Clone
|Quickly heals clone (cellular) damage, but only when in a cold environment. The colder the faster heal. Heals about 5 cellular per tick if used in unupgraded [[Guide_to_medicine#Cryogenics_Tube|cryo tubes]].
|0.6 units per tick
|N/A
|13
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Mannitol}}Mannitol▮
|1 part Hydrogen 1 part Water 1 part Sugar
|Brain
|Heals 2 brain damage per tick. Often used in cryo alongside [[#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]]. Does not heal [[Guide_to_Traumas#Mild|traumas]].
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|10.4
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Neurine}}Neurine▮
|1 part [[#Acetone|Acetone]] 1 part [[#Mannitol|Mannitol]] 1 part Oxygen
|Minor brain traumas
|Reacts with neural tissue, helping reform damaged connections. Chance every tick to cure minor [[Guide_to_Traumas#Basic_Traumas_Without_Prefix]]. More [[Guide_to_Traumas#Severe_Prefix|severe]] traumas usually require [[surgery]]. Quickly purges [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Neurotoxin |Neurotoxin]].
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|11.4
|-
|}

===Superior Healing Medicines===
These healing drugs are harder to make than the core healing medicines, however they often heal faster.

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! scope="col" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Recipe
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Treatment for
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Metabolism Rate
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Overdose Threshold
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Salicyclic Acid}}Salicyclic Acid▮
|1 part [[#Phenol|Phenol]] 1 part Sodium 1 part Carbon 1 part Oxygen 1 part Sulphuric Acid
|Brute
|If you have more than 50 brute damage, heals 4 brute. If you have less than 50 brute damage, heals 0.5. Overdosing will deal more brute damage.
|0.2 units per tick
|25 Units
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Oxandrolone}}Oxandrolone▮
|3 parts Carbon 1 part [[#Phenol|Phenol]] 1 part Hydrogen 1 part Oxygen
|Burn
|If you have more than 50 burn damage, heals 4 burn. If you have less than 50 burn damage, heals 0.5. Overdosing will deal more burn damage.
|0.2 units per tick
|25 Units
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Omnizine}}Omnizine▮
|Grown from Ambrosia Deus or found in lollipops and heated Donk Pockets
|Brute, burn, toxin and suffocation
|Heals 0.5 of each damage type per tick. If overdosed it will deal 1 damage of each type per tick.
|0.1 units per tick
|30 Units
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Honey}}Honey▮
|[[Beekeeping]] or Honey Balm
|Brute, burn, toxin and suffocation
|55% chance to heal 1 of each damage type per tick. Metabolizes very quickly and adds sugar to your system.
|1 unit per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Earthsblood}}Earthsblood▮
|Grown from Ambrosia Gaia
|All damage types
|Very quickly heals all damage types (almost as fast as [[#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]]), but causes brain damage, jitteriness and gets you high. Overdosing causes hallucinations and heavy toxin damage.
|0.4 units per tick
|25 Units
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Pentetic Acid}}Pentetic Acid▮
|1 part [[#Cyanide|Cyanide]] 1 part [[#Formaldehyde|Formaldehyde]] 1 part [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] 1 part Welding Fuel 1 part Sodium 1 part Chlorine
|Radiation, toxin
|Reduces high levels of radiation and heals 2 toxin damage per tick while purging 2u of other chemicals from the body.
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Perfluorodecalin}}Perfluorodecalin▮
|1 part [[#Oil|Oil]] 1 part Fluorine 1 part Hydrogen Temperature 370K
|Suffocation
|Every tick heals 12 suffocation, but prevents you from speaking while it's in your system.
|0.1 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Atropine}}Atropine▮
|1 part [[#Acetone|Acetone]] 1 part [[#Diethylamine|Diethylamine]] 1 part [[#Phenol|Phenol]] 1 part Ethanol 1 part Sulphuric Acid
|Brute, burn and suffocation
|If patient's health is critical it will heal brute/burn/toxin (2 / tick) and oxyloss (5 / tick) damage, as well as stop any further oxyloss. It also causes jitter and dizziness, which will shake the screen. Good for quickly getting critical patients back on their feet, but bad for combat because of the screenshake. If overdosed it will deal toxin damage and cause extra jitter and dizziness.
|0.1 units per tick
|35 Units
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Calomel}}Calomel▮
|1 part Mercury 1 part Chlorine Temperature 374K
|Purge
|Quickly purges the body of all chemicals (2.5u per tick). If your health is above 20, 2.5 toxin damage is dealt.
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Mutadone}}Mutadone▮
|1 part [[#Acetone|Acetone]] 1 part [[#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]] 1 part Bromine
|Genetic
|Instantly removes your genetic mutations. Hulks hate it!
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|-
|}

===Unique Healing Medicines===
These healing drugs perform niche functions that help against less common ailments.

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! scope="col" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Recipe
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Treatment for
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Metabolism Rate
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Overdose Threshold
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Addiction Threshold
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Potassium Iodide}}Potassium Iodide▮
|1 part Potassium 1 part Iodine
|Radiation
|Reduces low radiation damage very effectively.
|0.8 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Ephedrine}}Ephedrine▮
|1 part [[#Diethylamine|Diethylamine]] 1 part [[#Oil|Oil]] 1 part Hydrogen 1 part Sugar
|Stun
|Reduces stun times by typically around 30% (depends), increases run speed, regenerates 1 stamina per tick and causes 20% chance to drop held items. If overdosed it will deal toxin damage with a 2% chance to cause a heart attack. If addicted it will deal toxin damage, cause breathing problems, cause increasingly frequent seizures and long term jitter.
|0.2 units per tick
|30 Units
|25 Units
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Diphenhydramine}}Diphenhydramine▮
|1 part [[#Diethylamine|Diethylamine]] 1 part [[#Oil|Oil]] 1 part Bromine 1 part Carbon 1 part Ethanol
|Histamine Overdose
|Purges body of lethal [[#Histamine|Histamine]] and reduces jitteriness while causing minor drowsiness.
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Oculine}}Oculine▮
|1 part [[#Charcoal|Charcoal]] 1 part Carbon 1 part Hydrogen
|Eye
|Quickly heals eye damage and has 20% chance per tick to reverts blindness. Does not work against [[Guide_to_genetics#Mutations_and_Their_Consequences|genetic]] blindness, which needs [[#Mutadone|Mutadone]]. For blindness caused by brain damage you will need [[Surgery#Brain_Surgery|surgery]] or [[Disease#Symptoms_Table|other means]].
|0.1 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Inacusiate}}Inacusiate▮
|1 part [[#Charcoal|Charcoal]] 1 part Carbon 1 part Water
|Ear
|Instantly removes all ear damage. Does not work against [[Guide_to_genetics#Mutations_and_Their_Consequences|genetic]] deafness, which needs [[#Mutadone|Mutadone]]. (Results in 2 units instead of 3)
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Epinephrine}}Epinephrine▮
|1 part [[#Acetone|Acetone]] 1 part [[#Diethylamine|Diethylamine]] 1 part [[#Phenol|Phenol]] 1 part Chlorine 1 part Hydrogen 1 part Oxygen
|Stun + Brute, burn, suffocation and toxin
|Prevents oxygen damage from crit state. If the patient is in crit it heals 0.5 oxyloss, toxins, brute, and burn. 20% chance each tick to reduce stun times a bit. Gives a minor stamina regeneration buff. Worse than [[#Atropine|Atropine]] at saving critical patients, but better for mid combat use. If overdosed it will randomly deal light toxin and stamina damage, and some suffocation.
|0.1 units per tick
|30 Units
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Preservahyde}}Preservahyde▮
|1 part [[#Formaldehyde|Formaldehyde]] 1 part Bromine 1 part Water
|Organ Decay
|A powerful preservation agent, utilizing the preservative effects of formaldehyde with significantly less of the histamine. Basically, stops organ decay.
|Unknown
|Unknown
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Antihol}}Antihol▮
|1 part [[#Charcoal|Charcoal]] 1 part Copper 1 part Ethanol
|Alcohol
|Helps remove Alcohol from someone's body, as well as eliminating drunkenness, drowsiness, slurring, dizziness and confusion. Heals 0.2 toxin per tick.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Stimulants}}Stimulants▮
|Traitor/Changeling Adrenals or Stimpack
|Stun
|Instantly removes current stuns when injected. Reduces stun times by around 90% or less (depends), increases run speed and rapidly recovers stamina. Will heal 1 of each damage type if health is between 0 and 50. If overdosed it will hurt stamina and deal minor toxin damage.
|0.2 units per tick
|60 Units
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Insulin}}Insulin▮
|Found in NanoMed Plus
|Sugar Dependency
|Increases sugar depletion.
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Strange Reagent}}Strange Reagent▮
|1 part [[#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]] 1 part [[#Omnizine|Omnizine]] 1 part Holy Water
|Death
|A miracle drug that can bring a dead body back to life in just 10 seconds! If the corpse has suffered more than 100 brute or burn damage (or is husked) it will fail, however. If used on a living person each tick will deal 0.5 Brute and Burn damage.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Life}}Life▮
|1 part [[#Strange Reagent|Strange Reagent]] 1 part [[#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]] 1 part Blood Temperature 375K
|Life
|Creates one or multiple pissed off lifeforms. It's a good idea to assume the worst and have Security on hot standby. (Results in 1 unit instead of 3)
|N/A
|N/A
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Life (Friendly)}}Life (Friendly)▮
|1 part [[#Strange Reagent|Strange Reagent]] 1 part [[#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]] 1 part Sugar Temperature 375K
|Life
|Creates one or multiple friendly lifeforms. Good for when you want to be surrounded by fluffy Corgis, or for when cargo has a bounty on Corgi pelts. (Results in 1 unit instead of 3)
|N/A
|N/A
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Synaptizine}}Synaptizine▮
|1 part Sugar 1 part Lithium 1 part Water
|Hallucination Decrease
|Reduces stun times by typically around 30% (depends). Helps [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and [[Status_Effects#Hallucinations|hallucinations]] go away much faster. Also purges [[#Mindbreaker_Toxin|Mindbreaker Toxin]] at 5u per tick. 30% chance per tick to cause 1 toxin damage.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Rezadone}}Rezadone▮
|1 part [[#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]] 1 part [[#Cryptobiolin|Cryptobiolin]] 1 part Copper
|Cellular Damage Healing
|Instantly heals all cellular damage, while also healing 1 brute and burn damage per tick. If overdosed deals 1 toxin damage per tick and makes you [[Status_Effects#Dizziness|dizzy]] and [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jittery]]. Very good for treating genetic damage on the spot.
|0.4 units per tick
|30 Units
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Spaceacillin}}Spaceacillin▮
|1 part [[#Epinephrine|Epinephrine]] 1 part [[#Cryptobiolin|Cryptobiolin]]
|Infections
|An all-purpose antiviral agent. Prevents you from spreading any [[Infections|virus]] in your body. Metabolises very slowly.
|0.04 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Miner's Salve}}Miner's Salve▮
|1 Part [[#Oil|Oil]] 1 part Iron 1 Part Water OR grind a twinkie, a sheet of metal and a sheet of plasma
|Improvised Patch Healing Chem
|Heals 0.25 brute and burn per tick, but prevents you from telling how injured you are. Causes stomach cramps if not applied via touch/patch, which reduces nutrition by 5. If applied with touch/patch it increases [[Surgery|surgery]] success chance by 10%. 1u heals roughly 1.5 burn+brute.
|0.16 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Haloperidol}}Haloperidol▮
|1 part [[#Oil|Oil]] 1 part [[#Potassium Iodide|Potassium Iodide]] 1 part Aluminium 1 part Chlorine 1 part Fluorine
|Anti-Drug and Light Sedative
|Helps fight against the effects of most drugs, while purging them. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jitteriness]] and [[Status_Effects#Hallucinations|hallucinations]], However each tick also causes [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]], 2.5 stamina damage and 20% chance for 1 brain damage (up to 50).
|0.16 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Leporazine}}Leporazine ▮
|1 part Copper 1 part Silicon 5 units Plasma (catalyst)
|Body temperature
|This keeps a patient's body temperature stable. <s>High doses can allow short periods of unprotected EVA.</s> Not viable for unprotected EVA anymore ever since space brute damage was tripled.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Corazone}}Corazone▮
|2 parts [[#Phenol|Phenol]] 1 part Lithium
|Heart attack
|Prevents cardiac arrest, fully protects from heart attack damage as well as liver failure.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Psicodine}}Psicodine▮
|2 parts [[#Mannitol|Mannitol]] 1 part [[#Impedrezene|Impedrezene]] 2 parts Water
|Phobias and Mood
|Suppresses phobias and turns bad mood into neutral mood. Also reduces [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jitteriness]], [[Status_Effects#Dizziness|dizziness]], [[Status_Effects#Confusion|confusion]] and [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]]. If overdosed it causes [[Status_Effects#Hallucinations|hallucinations]] and 1 toxin damage per tick.
|0.1 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Energized Jelly}}Energized Jelly▮
|1 part [[#Teslium|Teslium]] 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Slime_Jelly|Slime Jelly]]
|Stun
|Reduces stun times by around 60% (depends) for [[Guide_to_races#Jellypeople|jellypeople]], while also speeding up [[Guide_to_races#Luminescents|Luminescent's]] cooldowns. Non-jelly lifeforms will just get shocked.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|}

===Synthetic Healing "Medication"===
These drugs are for synthetics, or IPCs, who can't process reagents normally.

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! scope="col" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Recipe
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Treatment for
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Metabolism Rate
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Overdose Threshold
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Addiction Threshold
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Nanite Slurry}}Nanite Slurry▮
|1 part Foaming Agent 1 part Gold 1 part Iron
|Brute/Burn
|If used in touch-based applications, immediately repairs and refurbishes synthetic lifeforms, also does that while circulating in their system.
|Unknown
|Unknown
|Unknown
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Liquid Solder}}Liquid Solder▮
|1 part Ethanol 1 part Copper 1 part Silver Temperature 370K
|Brain Damage
|Repairs brain damage in synthetics.
|Unknown
|Unknown
|Unknown
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|System Cleaner}}System Cleaner▮
|2 parts Phenol 1 part Ethanol 1 part Chlorine 1 part Potassium
|Toxin Damage
|Neutralizes harmful chemical compounds inside synthetic systems. '''Results in 4.'''
|Unknown
|Unknown
|Unknown
|}

===Non-craftable Medicines===
These healing drugs are used in some situations, but are otherwise uncraftable.

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! scope="col" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Name
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Treatment for
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Metabolism Rate
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Overdose Threshold
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Addiction Threshold
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Dexalin}}Dexalin▮
|Suffocation
|Heals 2 oxygen damage per tick (slower than [[#Salbutamol|Salbutamol]]). If overdosed deals 2 oxygen damage per tick. Used by medibots.
|0.4 units per tick
|30 Units
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Lavaland Extract}}Lavaland Extract▮
|Brute, burn
|Very quickly heals damaged bodyparts. Survival medipens come with 2u of this, and also have several other chemicals. If overdosed it will deal 3 brute, burn and toxin damage per tick. Has very low overdose threshold.
|0.4 units per tick
|3 Units
|N/A
|-
|}

== Narcotics ==
Narcotics are highly addictive drugs that can aggressively, or passively, provide a benefit. Be wary as its very easy to become addicted, or overdose, on a narcotic.

As a general rule of thumb, the more of a positive effect (or any effect) a narcotic can provide, the easier it is to get addicted or overdose on it.

People who overdose or get addicted to Narcotics tend to usually end up dying to the negative effects or requiring immedient medical attention. Take in moderation.

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! scope="col" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Metabolism Rate
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Overdose Threshold
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Addiction Threshold
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Nicotine}}Nicotine▮
|Grown in tobacco or found in cigarettes.
|Reduces stun times by typically around 20% (depends). Addiction does nothing. If overdosed it will deal 1.1 oxygen and 0.1 toxin damage per tick. Metabolises slowly.
|0.05 units per tick
|15 Units
|10 Units
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Krokodil}}Krokodil▮
|1 part [[#Diphenhydramine|Diphenhydramine]] 1 part [[#Morphine|Morphine]] 1 part [[#Space Cleaner|Space Cleaner]] 1 part Phosphorus 1 part Potassium 1 part Welding Fuel Temperature 390K
|Provides messages of calmness and protection. If overdosed it will deal 0.25 Brain and Toxin damage per tick. If addicted it will first deal some toxin and brain damage, and later switch to dealing 3 Brute damage, right before the addict's skin falls off, dealing 50 Brute. This turns you into a fake zombie.
|0.2 units per tick
|20 Units
|15 Units
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Crank}}Crank▮
|1 part [[#Diphenhydramine|Diphenhydramine]] 1 part [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] 1 part Lithium 1 part Sulphuric Acid 1 part Welding Fuel Temperature 390K
|Reduces stun times by typically around 30% (depends). If overdosed it will deal 2 Brain, 2 Toxin and 2 Brute per tick. If addicted, every tick will first deal 5 Brain, then 5 Toxin, then 5 Brute, and at the last stage 3 Brain, 5 Toxin and 5 Brute at the same time.
|0.2 units per tick
|20 Units
|10 Units
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Methamphetamine}}Methamphetamine▮
|1 part [[#Ephedrine|Ephedrine]] 1 part Hydrogen 1 part Iodine 1 part Phosphorus Temperature 374K
|Reduces stun times by around 60% (depends), gives a large speed boost, makes you [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jittery]] and recovers 2 stamina while dealing 1 to 4 Brain damage. If overdosed the subject will move randomly, laugh randomly, drop items and suffer from 1 Toxin and 0.5 to 1 Brain damage per tick. If addicted the subject will constantly [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jitter]] and drool, before becoming [[Status_Effects#Dizziness|dizzy]] and lose motor control and eventually suffer 5 Toxin damage per tick. A great deal of caution must be taken when heating this chemical, as it will explode if it reaches a temperature of or greater than 380K. Can not explode in a body.
|0.3 units per tick
|20 Units
|10 Units
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Bath Salts}}Bath Salts▮
|1 part [[#Saltpetre|Saltpetre]] 1 part [[#Space Cleaner|Space Cleaner]] 1 part Bad Food 1 part Enzyme 1 part Nutriment 1 part Tea 1 part Mercury Temperature 374K
|Makes the subject immune to sleep and stuns, grants 5 stamina regeneration and grants the user the psychotic brawling martial art, which makes your interactions with people have certain random effects. However the subject will suffer 4 Brain damage (per tick), constant [[Status_Effects#Hallucinations|hallucinations]] and will lose some motor control. If overdosed the subject will lose even more motor control, drool, and randomly drop items in their hand. If addicted the subject will [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jitter]], suffer 10 Brain damage (per tick), severe [[Status_Effects#Hallucinations|hallucinations]], [[Status_Effects#Dizziness|dizziness]], yet more loss of motor control and eventually 5 Toxin damage (per tick). This drug will melt your brain.
|0.2 units per tick
|20 Units
|10 Units
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Aranesp}}Aranesp▮
|1 part [[#Epinephrine|Epinephrine]] 1 part [[#Atropine|Atropine]] 1 part [[#Morphine|Morphine]]
|The subject will think they are "amped" and get 18 stamina regeneration. However the drug has 50% chance every tick to cause the subject to suffocate (and take 1 oxyloss), while also dealing 0.5 toxin damage per tick.
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Happiness}}Happiness▮
|2 parts [[#Nitrous Oxide|Nitrous Oxide]] 1 part [[#Epinephrine|Epinephrine]] 1 part Ethanol 5 units Plasma (catalyst)
|Suppresses phobias and fills you with ecstasic emotional numbness. Removes [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jitteriness]], [[Status_Effects#Confusion|confusion]] and [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]]. Causes 0.2 brain damage per tick. Highly addictive. If overdosed causes sudden mood swings and an additional 0.5 brain damage per tick. If addicted it will slowly drive your mood to "insane".
|0.2 units per tick
|20 Units
|10 Units
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Modafinil}}Modafinil▮
|1 part [[#Acetone|Acetone]] 1 part [[#Diethylamine|Diethylamine]] 1 part [[#Phenol|Phenol]] 1 part [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] 1 part Sulphuric acid 1 unit Bromine (catalyst)
|Slowly-metabolizing medicine. Heals [[Status_Effects#Dizziness|dizziness]], [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]], [[Status_Effects#Sleep|sleep]]and heats you up if frozen, similarly to [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Coffee Latte|Coffee Latte]]. Reduces stun times slightly. If overdosed causes [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jitteriness]], [[Status_Effects#Stuttering|stuttering]], [[Status_Effects#Dizziness|dizziness]] (later), 50% chance to choke. After 41 cycles 20% chance to [[Status_Effects#Paralyze|stun]] you. On cycle 82 puts you into endless sleep while constantly taking 1.5 stamina and oxygen damage. No chance for addiction but very finicky OD.
|0.02-0.08 units per tick
|Random, initially 20 but goes up or down 0.1 each tick.
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Space Drugs}}Space Drugs▮
|1 part Lithium 1 part Mercury 1 part Sugar
|An illegal compound which induces [[Status_Effects#Drugginess|drugginess]], randomly makes you step in any direction and makes you drool, giggle and similar. If overdosed causes [[Status_Effects#Hallucinations|hallucinations]].
|0.2 units per tick
|30 Units
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Morphine}}Morphine▮
|2 parts Carbon 2 parts Hydrogen 1 part Ethanol 1 part Oxygen Temperature 480K
|Will allow you to run at full speed, even when hurt or in a [[Clothing_and_Accessories#Hardsuits|hardsuit]], but you'll get [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsy]] after 12 cycles, and fall [[Status_Effects#Sleep|asleep]] if it's in your system for 24 cycles. You will not wake up until it's out of your system. 

 If overdosed or addicted it will cause [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jitteriness]], [[Status_Effects#Dizziness|dizziness]] and force the victim to drop items in their hands. If addicted it will also eventually deal 1, 2 and later 3 toxin damage per tick. Can be ordered from [[Supply_crates#Medical_Supplies_Crate|Cargo]], be grown at [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Reishi|Botany]] or be found in a [[Vendor#NanoMed_Plus|NanoMed Plus]]. (Results in 3 units instead of 6)
|0.2 units per tick
|30 Units
|25 Units
|-
|}

==Pyrotechnics==
The manipulation of fire and matter.

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! scope="col" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Metabolism Rate
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Stabilizing Agent}}Stabilizing Agent▮
|1 part Iron 1 part Oxygen 1 part Hydrogen
|When mixed with certain pyrotechnics, it stabilizes the reaction and prevents the reaction for usage later. The stabilizing agent is not consumed when stabilizing explosives, and one unit is enough to stabilize any amount of explosives. '''This does not work on everything, so be warned!'''
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Fluorosurfactant}}Fluorosurfactant▮
|2 parts Carbon 2 parts Fluorine 1 part Sulphuric Acid
|Creates a large amount of foam when mixed with an equal amount of water. This foam carries any reagents along with it in the container, allowing you to apply reagents to large areas at a time. The foam will apply any carried reagents to any floors, objects, people or animals in the area of the foam. The reagents will be absorbed through a mob's exposed skin and somewhat through clothes unless completely impermeable(hardsuit/biohazard/medical gear). The less foam used, the more reagent will be delivered into a person's system. Foam is slippery! Can not react in a body.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Smoke}}Smoke▮
|1 part Phosphorous 1 part Potassium 1 part Sugar
|This creates a large cloud of smoke that will take on the properties of everything (if anything) in the container of the reaction. The chemicals in the smoke will touch and react with everything that the smoke touches. Mobs caught within the smoke cloud without wearing a gas mask or breathing through a gas tank will ingest the smoke chemicals. Great for distributing toxins in a crowded area. Can be stabilized into [[#Smoke_Powder|Smoke Powder]] with [[#Stabilizing Agent|Stabilizing Agent]].
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Smoke Powder}}Smoke Powder▮
|1 part Phosphorous 1 part Potassium 1 part Sugar 1 part [[#Stabilizing Agent|Stabilizing Agent]] (catalyst)
|The stabilized version of [[#Smoke|Smoke]] - only one third as effective as the unstabilized chemical reaction. Heat to 374K to activate. Can not react in a body.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Flash Powder}}Flash Powder▮
|1 part Aluminium 1 part Potassium 1 part Sulfur
|Flashes in a radius that scales up with the amount detonated. Can be stabilized with [[#Stabilizing Agent|Stabilizing Agent]]. If stabilized, heat to 374K to activate.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Phlogiston}}Phlogiston▮
|1 part Phosphorus 1 part Sulphuric Acid 1 part Stable Plasma
|Turns into a spreading plasma fire if not stabilized during mixing. Makes you burn longer, and ignites you. Deals increasing fire damage based on how much you're burning up to 4 fire damage every 3 seconds. Can be stabilized with [[#Stabilizing Agent|Stabilizing Agent]].
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Napalm}}Napalm▮
|1 part [[#Oil|Oil]] 1 part Welding Fuel 1 part Ethanol
|A substance that burns for much longer than other fuels. Inject it into someone and then apply heat for a warm toasty fireball human.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sonic Powder}}Sonic Powder▮
|1 part Oxygen 1 part Cola 1 part Phosphorus
|Deafens in a radius that scales up with the amount detonated. Can be stabilized with [[#Stabilizing Agent|Stabilizing Agent]]. If stabilized, heat to 374K to activate.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Pyrosium}}Pyrosium▮
|1 part Stable Plasma 1 part Radium 1 part Phosphorus
|When first mixed it becomes 20 Kelvin cold. Instantly consumes all liquid Oxygen to heat its container for each unit of Oxygen consumed. This does not expend the Pyrosium, so 1u will have the same effect as 50u. Does nothing whatsoever without being mixed with liquid Oxygen. Does not react with the oxygen in air. Can not react in a body.
|0.2 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Cryostylane}}Cryostylane▮
|1 part Water 1 part Stable Plasma 1 part Nitrogen
|When first mixed it becomes 20 Kelvin cold. Instantly consumes all liquid Oxygen to cool its container for each unit of Oxygen consumed. This does not expend the Cryostylane, so 1u will have the same effect as 50u, unless you want to prevent it from metabolising out of a body too fast. Does nothing without being mixed with liquid Oxygen. Does not react with the oxygen in air. Deals toxin damage to slimes. Can not react in a body.
|0.2 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Chlorine Trifluoride}}Chlorine Trifluoride▮
|3 parts Fluorine 1 part Chlorine Temperature 424K
|When created it will create a temporary 3x3 fireball. Comes into existence at 1000K. A flammable substance so dangerous it can burn through the hull of the station. It lights you on fire when it comes into contact with you, and if it gets inside of you will deal 6 burn per tick from the inside. It metabolizes out of your body extremely fast, however.
|4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sorium}}Sorium▮
|1 part Carbon 1 part Mercury 1 part Nitrogen 1 part Oxygen
|When detonated it will send any movable object or person flying away from the detonation point. Can be stabilized with [[#Stabilizing Agent|Stabilizing Agent]]. If stabilized, heat to 474K to activate.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Liquid Dark Matter}}Liquid Dark Matter▮
|1 part Carbon 1 part Stable Plasma 1 part Radium 
|When detonated it will suck in any movable object or person. Can be stabilized with [[#Stabilizing Agent|Stabilizing Agent]]. If stabilized, heat to 474K to activate.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Meth Explosion}}Meth Explosion▮
|1 part [[#Diethylamine|Diethylamine]] 1 part Hydrogen 1 part Iodine 1 part Phosphorus Temperature 300K 
|Reagents are 300K (room temperature) by default, so if you are making [[#Methamphetamine|Methamphetamine]] and mixing the [[#Ephedrine|Ephedrine]] last, make sure you're using a chilled container, or it'll blow up just as if it was overheated. Definitely safer to just make the ephedrine separately. Blows up with the same strength as [[#Black Powder|Black Powder]]. Can not explode in a body.
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Black Powder}}Black Powder▮
|1 part [[#Charcoal|Charcoal]] 1 part [[#Saltpetre|Saltpetre]] 1 part Sulfur
|When heated to 474K it sparks, and then creates a violent explosion 5-10 seconds later. Causes hallucinations in plasmamen.
|0.05 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Nitroglycerin}}Nitroglycerin▮
|1 part [[#Glycerol|Glycerol]] 1 part [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|Fluorosulfuric Acid]] 1 part Sulphuric Acid
|A heavy, colourless, oily, explosive liquid obtained by nitrating glycerol. Explodes immediately on mixing. Can be stabilized with [[#Stabilizing Agent|Stabilizing Agent]]. If stabilized, heat to 474K to activate. (Results in 2 units instead of 3)
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Explosion}}Explosion
|1 part Potassium 1 part Water
|This explodes immediately on mixing, which may knock you over or even kill you. Useful in [[Grenade|grenade]] production.
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Holy Explosion}}Holy Explosion
|1 part Potassium 1 part Holy Water
|This explodes immediately on mixing. If it combined at least 75 of each reagent, it results in a more powerful explosion, which also paralyzes and reveals [[revenant]]s and sets nearby [[Blood Cult|cultists]] on fire. Otherwise it behaves like a normal Water-Potassium explosion. Much more efficient if less Potassium is used.
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|EMP}}EMP
|1 part Iron 1 part Uranium
|This reacts immediately on mixing, creating an electromagnetic pulse which affects electronics nearby; very useful for causing chaos.
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Bee Explosion}}Bee Explosion (Beesplosion)
|1 part [[#Honey|Honey]] 1 part [[#Strange Reagent|Strange Reagent]] 1 part Radium
|Creates bees. 1 bee per 5 created volume. If mixed in a beaker or grenade containing other reagents, then every bee will contain one of those reagents. The bees from this reaction have a limited lifespan, and will die after 50 seconds.
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Tesla Shock}}Tesla Shock
|1 part [[#Teslium|Teslium]] 1 part Water Or heating [[#Teslium|Teslium]] to 474K
|This reacts immediately on mixing, shooting electric bolts at anyone near the reaction, shocking people and disabling/damaging electronics.
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Thermite}}Thermite▮
|1 part Aluminium 1 part Iron 1 part Oxygen
|A mixture that can burn straight through walls or floors when splashed and ignited. Needed amount depends on target structure. Does not work on doors or windows. Causes 1 burn damage per tick to humans when ingested.
|0.4 units per tick
|}

==Other Recipes==
These are either pure reactions that typically leave nothing remaining or other chemicals that have non-medicinal uses. Many of these are useful in the manufacture of [[Grenade|grenades]], but many can be quite dangerous.

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! scope="col" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Formula
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Metabolism Rate
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Barber's Aid}}Barber's Aid▮
|1 part [[#Carpet|Carpet]] 1 part [[#Space Drugs|Space Drugs]] 1 part Radium
|If sprayed or splashed on you it changes your hair style. Does nothing when ingested. (Results in 5 units instead of 3)
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Bluespace Dust}}Bluespace Dust▮
|Grind a bluespace crystal
|Occasionally causes random short distance teleportation if ingested.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Concentrated Barber's Aid}}Concentrated Barber's Aid▮
|1 part [[#Barber's Aid|Barber's Aid]] 1 part [[#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]]
|If sprayed or splashed on you it grows your hair very long. Does nothing when ingested.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Candle}}Candle
|10 parts Liquid Gibs 10 parts Oxygen Temperature 374K
|Creates a red candle for use in decoration or rituals. Can not react in a body.
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Carbon Dioxide}}Carbon Dioxide
|2 parts Oxygen 1 part Carbon Temperature 777K
|Creates [[Guide to Atmospherics#The Gases and Their Functions|CO2]] in liquid form. Spilling this will release gas form CO2 into the atmosphere. Has no other effects.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Carpet}}Carpet ▮
|1 part [[#Space Drugs|Space Drugs]] 1 part Blood
|Creates a carpet on the floor. Best used in a [[#Smoke|smoke]] machine/[[Grenade|grenade]] or spray bottle. Ingredient in [[#Barber's Aid|Barber's Aid]].
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Colorful Reagent}}Colorful Reagent▮
|1 part [[Guide to food and drinks#Triple Citrus|Triple Citrus]] 1 part [[#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]] 1 part [[#Space Drugs|Space Drugs]] 1 part Radium 1 part Stable Plasma
|Use this to color EVERYTHING! Keep away from the clown and assistants! Add this to your [[#Smoke|smoke]] [[Grenade|grenades]].
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Condensed Capsaicin}}Condensed Capsaicin▮
|5 parts Ethanol 1 part Capsaicin Oil
|A chemical agent used for self-defense and in police work. Stuns when sprayed or splashed into unprotected eyes. (Results in 5 units instead of 6)
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Corgium}}Corgium
|1 part [[#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]] 1 part [[#Strange Reagent|Strange Reagent]] 1 part Nutriment 1 part Blood Temperature 374K
|Creates your own Corgi!
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Cryptobiolin}}Cryptobiolin▮
|1 part Oxygen 1 part Potassium 1 part Sugar
|Causes confusion and dizziness. This is essential to make [[#Spaceacillin|Spaceacillin]].
|0.6 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Drying Agent}}Drying Agent▮
|2 parts Stable Plasma 1 part Ethanol 1 part Sodium
|Creates a solution that when applied to galoshes, causes them to be extra absorbent and dry any wet tiling they step on. (Results in 3 units instead of 4)
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Foaming Agent}}Foaming Agent▮
|1 part Lithium 1 part Hydrogen
|Used in [[#Metal Foam|Metal Foam]] production. Creates 1 unit instead of 2.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Firefighting Foam}}Firefighting Foam▮
|1 part [[#Stabilizing Agent|Stabilizing Agent]] 1 part [[#Fluorosurfactant|Fluorosurfactant]] 1 part Carbon Temperature '''below''' 200K
|When used in a spray or with [[#Smoke|smoke]] it creates a non-slippery [[#Fluorosurfactant|foam]] which extinguishes fires and burning creatures, and removes plasma from the air, dumping it on the floor upon dissipation.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Glycerol}}Glycerol▮
|3 parts Corn Oil 1 part Sulphuric Acid
|Requires blended corn, so thus help from the botanist. Used to make [[#Nitroglycerin|Nitroglycerin]] or [[Research_items#Unloaded Technological Shell|FRAG-12 shotgun slugs]]. Slippery like water. (Results in 1 unit instead of 4)
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Quantum Hair Dye}}Quantum Hair Dye▮
|1 part [[#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]] 1 part [[#Space Drugs|Space Drugs]] 1 part Radium
|If sprayed or splashed on you it changes your hair color. Does nothing when ingested. (Results in 5 units instead of 3)
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Laughter}}Laughter▮
|1 part Sugar 1 part Banana Juice
|Causes you to laugh. (Results in 10 units instead of 2)
|instant
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Meat Product}}Meat Product
|10 parts Liquid Gibs 10 parts Nutriment 10 parts Carbon
|Creates a slab of chemically processed meat. Can not react in a body.
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Metal Foam}}Metal Foam
|3 parts Iron/Aluminium 1 part [[#Foaming Agent|Foaming Agent]] 1 part [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|Fluorosulfuric Acid]]
|Creates lightweight metal foam walls. These can be easily torn through, but are useful for plugging hull breaches or blocking off AI turrets. 
Can be made with either iron or aluminium for different looks. The foam carries any other reagent in the reaction. Can not react in a body.
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Smart Foaming Agent}}Smart Foaming Agent
|3 parts [[#Foaming Agent|Foaming Agent]] 1 part [[#Acetone|Acetone]] 1 part Iron
|Required to make smart metal foam.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Smart Metal Foam}}Smart Metal Foam
|3 parts Aluminium 1 part [[#Smart Foaming Agent|Smart Foaming Agent]] 1 parts [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|Fluorosulfuric Acid]]
|A "smart" version of metal foam that reacts to tiles exposed to space by forming floors/walls. Usually doesn't encase people or block hallways. The foam carries any other reagent in the reaction. Can not react in a body.
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Nitrous Oxide}}Nitrous Oxide
|2 parts [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] 2 parts Oxygen 1 part Nitrogen Temperature 525K
|Creates [[Guide to Atmospherics#The Gases and Their Functions|N2O]] in liquid form. Explodes when heated to 575K. Will cause drowsiness on touch. When consumed or injected it also causes anemia, confusion and loss of breath. Spilling this will release gas form N2O into the atmosphere.
|0.6 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Gold Solidification}}Gold Solidification
|20 parts Gold 5 parts [[#Frost Oil|Frost Oil]] 1 part Iron
|Solidifies a large amount of liquid Gold into a bar. Can not react in a body.
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Plasma Solidification}}Plasma Solidification
|20 parts [[Plasma]] 5 parts Iron 5 parts [[#Frost Oil|Frost Oil]]
|Solidifies a large amount of liquid [[Plasma]] into a bar. Can not react in a body.
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Plastic Sheets}}Plastic Sheets
|5 parts [[#Oil|Oil]] 3 parts [[#Ash|Ash]] 2 parts Sulphuric Acid Temperature 374K
|Creates Plastic sheets at a rate of 10u per Plastic sheet.
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Royal Bee Jelly}}Royal Bee Jelly▮
|40 parts Honey 10 parts [[#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]]
|Causes a Queen Bee to split in two when injected. (Results in 5 units instead of 50)
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Soap}}Soap
|10 parts [[#Lye|Lye]] 10 parts Liquid Gibs Temperature 374K
|Creates a bar of soap, 10% faster cleaning than with what you get on the station. Can not react in a body.
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sodium Chloride}}Sodium Chloride▮
|1 part Chlorine 1 part Sodium 1 part Water
|Commonly known as salt, Sodium Chloride is often used to season food. 
Exotic uses include messing with [[Revenant|Revenants]] - they can't jaunt through salt piles.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Space Cleaner}}Space Cleaner▮
|1 part [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] 1 part Water
|This is able to clean almost all surfaces of most things that may dirty them. The janitor is likely to appreciate refills.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Spray Tan}}Spray Tan▮
|1 part Orange Juice 1 part [[#Oil|Oil]] OR 1 Part Corn Oil
|Darkens the skin when sprayed or patched. Ingesting more than 10u overdoses you, which makes you tanned, spiky haired, randomly flex your muscles and spout an old meme.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Space Lube}}Space Lube▮
|1 part Oxygen 1 part Silicon 1 part Water
|Space Lube is a high performance lubricant. Splashing it on floor tiles makes them extremely slippery for a very long time. Only way to remove it is to pry out/replace the floor tiles or wait. (Results in 4 units instead of 3)
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sterilizine}}Sterilizine▮
|1 part [[#Charcoal|Charcoal]] 1 part Chlorine 1 part Ethanol
|When applied via touch or vapor, increases the success chance of surgical steps by 20%. Useful for surgery in less than ideal conditions.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Synthmeat}}Synthmeat
|5 parts Blood 1 part [[#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]]
|Creates a slab of synthetic meat.
|N/A
|}
===Virology Recipes===
These chemicals are used to mutate [[Infections|viruses]], and have few uses beyond that.

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! scope="col" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Formula
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Description
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Virus Rations}} Virus Rations▮
|1 part [[#Virus Food|Virus food]] 1 part [[#Synaptizine|Synaptizine]]
|Depleted virus food. Used to get a [[Infections|virus]] symptom of level 1. (Results in 1 unit instead of 2)
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Virus Food}} Virus Food▮
|5 parts Water 5 parts Milk
|Allows viruses and bacteria to quickly grow. Used to get a [[Infections|virus]] symptom of level 1 or 2. The [[Virologist|virologist]] has a dispenser with this on a wall in the lab. (Results in 15 units instead of 10)
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Mutagenic Agar}} Mutagenic Agar▮
|1 part [[#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]] 1 part [[#Virus Food|Virus food]]
|Extremely similar to [[#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]]. Used to get a [[Infections|virus]] symptom of level 3. (Results in 1 unit instead of 2)
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sucrose Agar}} Sucrose Agar▮
|1 part [[#Mutagenic Agar|Mutagenic agar]] 1 part Sugar
|Extremely similar to Mutagenic Agar. Used to get a [[Infections|virus]] symptom of level 4.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Weakened Virus Plasma}} Weakened Virus Plasma▮
|1 part [[#Virus Plasma|Virus plasma]] 1 part [[#Synaptizine|Synaptizine]]
|Weakened variety of virus plasma. Used to get a [[Infections|virus]] symptom of level 5.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Virus Plasma}} Virus Plasma▮
|1 part [[#Virus Food|Virus food]] 1 part [[Plasma]]
|Extremely similar to Plasma. Used to get a [[Infections|virus]] symptom of level 6. (Results in 1 unit instead of 2)
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Decaying Uranium Gel}} Decaying Uranium Gel▮
|1 part [[#Virus Food|Virus food]] 1 part Uranium
|Powerful viral mutagen. Used to get a [[Infections|virus]] symptom of level 6 or 7. (Results in 1 unit instead of 2)
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Unstable Uranium Gel}} Unstable Uranium Gel▮
|1 part [[#Virus Plasma|Virus Plasma]] 5 parts Uranium
|Powerful viral mutagen. Used to get a [[Infections|virus]] symptom of level 7. (Results in 1 unit instead of 6)
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Stable Uranium Gel}} Stable Uranium Gel▮
|1 part Plasma 10 parts Uranium 10 parts Silver OR Gold
|Powerful viral mutagen. Used to get a [[Infections|virus]] symptom of level 8. (Results in 1 unit instead of 21)
|}

===Mutation Toxins===
Obtainable through xenobiology, these chemicals transform humaniods in other humanoid [[Guide_to_races|races]]. It only takes 1u to start the transformation.

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! scope="col" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Formula
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Description
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Slime Mutation Toxin}} Slime Mutation Toxin▮
|Use Plasma on a green slime
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Slimepeople|slimeperson]].
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Unstable Mutation Toxin}} Lizard Mutation Toxin▮
|Use Radium on a green slime
|Transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Lizardpeople|lizardperson]].
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Stable Mutation Toxin}} Stable Mutation Toxin▮
|Use Blood on a green slime
|That transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Human|human]].
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Unstable Mutation Toxin}} Mammal Mutation Toxin▮
|Use Water on a green slime
|Transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Anthromorph|anthromorph]].
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Advanced Mutation Toxin}} Advanced Mutation Toxin▮
|Use Plasma on a black slime
|Slowly morphs the victim into a [[slime]]. The transformation can be stopped with [[#Frost Oil|Frost Oil]].
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Felnid Mutation Toxin}} Felnid Mutation Toxin▮
|1 part Mindbreaker Toxin 1 part Ammonia 1 part Water 10 parts Crocin 1 part Mutation Toxin
|Transforms into a Felnid '''Results in 1'''
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Insect Mutation Toxin}} Insect Mutation Toxin▮
|2 parts Liquid Dark Matter 5 parts Ammonia 1 part Lithium 1 Part Mutation Toxin
|Transforms into an Anthromorphic Insect '''Results in 1'''
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Shadow Mutation Toxin}} Shadow Mutation Toxin▮
|5 parts Liquid Dark Matter 10 parts Synaptizine 10 parts Oculine 1 part Mutation Toxin
|Transforms into a Shadowperson. '''Results in 1'''
|}

== Fermichem ==

A type of chemical unique to the server, in addition to the unique fun of making some of them. They react over time, making you have to make sure the pH of the mixture doesn't stray from the center of the range so you could get a pure chemical... Or that it doesn't self-heat itself into exploding. (Full list in progress)

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! scope="col" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Reaction vars
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Metabolism Rate
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Overdose Threshold
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Addiction Threshold
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Impurity effects
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|pH
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Basic Buffer}}Basic Buffer▮
|1 part [[#Lye|Lye]] 2 parts Ethanol 2 parts Water 1 unit Sulphuric Acid (catalyst)
|Min react temp: 250K Explosion_temp: 9999K pH range: 0 to 14 Min explosive purity: 0.15 Neutral
|This reagent will consume itself and move the pH of a beaker towards alkalinity when added to another. Useful for making other things!
|0.4 units per tick
|N/a
|N/a
|None, purity isn't an issue
|14
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Acidic Buffer}}Acidic Buffer▮
|1 part [[#Saline-Glucose Solution|Saline-Glucose Solution]] 3 parts Ethanol 3 parts Oxygen 3 parts Water
|Min react temp: 250K Explosion_temp: 9999K pH range: 0 to 14 Min explosive purity: 0.15 Neutral
|This reagent will consume itself and move the pH of a beaker towards acidity when added to another. Useful for making other things!
|0.4 units per tick
|N/a
|N/a
|None, purity isn't an issue
|0
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Astrogen}}Astrogen▮
|1 part [[#Eigenstasium|Eigenstasium]] 3 parts Plasma 1 part [[#Synaptizine|Synaptizine]] 5 parts Aluminium
|Min react temp: 700K Max optimal react temp: 800K Explosion_temp: 1150K pH range: 10 to 13 Min explosive purity: 0.25 Special explosion: Yes ''Dangerously exothermic''
|An opalescent murky liquid that is said to distort your soul from your being. Allows you to astral project. Additionally, turns tiles into space, and bedsheets cosmic when sprayed.
|0 units per tick
|20 Units
|24.5 Units
|Toxic impurities
|7
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Eigenstasium}}Eigenstasium▮
|1 part Bluespace Dust 1 part Stable Plasma 1 part Sugar
|Min react temp: 350K Max optimal react temp: 600K Explosion_temp: 650K pH range: 7 to 9 Min explosive purity: 0.4 Extremely exothermic
|A strange mixture formed from a controlled reaction of bluespace with plasma, that causes localised eigenstate fluxuations within the patient. Splits your eigenstate in two, then collapses it when it's through your system. When sprayed on lockers on top of each other, it will link their eigenstates. If overdosed, splits permanently.
|0.48 units per tick
|15 Units
|15 Units
|Interferes with teleporting to creation location + Toxic impurities
|3.7
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Succubus milk}}Succubus milk▮
|1 part [[#Saline-Glucose Solution|Saline-Glucose Solution]] 1 part Milk 2 parts [[#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]] 3 parts Silicon 3 parts [[#Crocin|Crocin]]
|Min react temp: 200K Explosion_temp: 900K pH range: 3 to 13 Min explosive purity: 0.1 Special explosion: Yes Exothermic
|A volatile collodial mixture derived from milk that encourages mammary production via a potent estrogen mix. In layman's terms, increases the breast size of someone, assuming they have that content pref enabled. 1 cup per 5u. Overdoses turn people more feminine.
|0.25 units per tick
|17 Units
|N/a
|Impure and inverse chem: [[#Modesty milk|Modesty milk]] Invert purity level: 0.25
|7
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Incubus draft}}Incubus draft▮
|1 part [[#Saline-Glucose Solution|Saline-Glucose Solution]] 2 parts [[#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]] 2 parts Carbon 2 parts [[#Crocin|Crocin]] 5 parts Blood
|Min react temp: 200K Explosion_temp: 900K pH range: 0 to 9 Min explosive purity: 0.1 Special explosion: Yes Exothermic
|A volatile collodial mixture derived from various masculine solutions that encourages a larger gentleman's package via a potent testosterone mix, formula derived from a collaboration from Fermichem and Doctor Ronald Hyatt, who is well known for his phallus palace. In layman's terms, increases the member size of someone, assuming they have that content pref enabled. 5 units per inch. Overdoses turn people more masculine.
|0.5 units per tick
|17 Units
|N/a
|Impure and inverse chem: [[#Chastity draft|Chastity draft]] Invert purity level: 0.25
|7
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Hat growth serum}}Hat growth serum▮
|1 part Ethanol 3 parts Nutriment 2 parts Cooking Oil 1 part Iron 3 parts Gold
|Min react temp: 500K Explosion_temp: 750K pH range: 0 to 8 Min explosive purity: 0.5 Special explosion: Yes Endothermic
|A strange substance that draws in a hat from the hat dimention. Puts a hat upon the patient, which grows in strength with each second it's in their system. However, they can't take it off! Overdosing weakens the hat instead.
|0.2 units per tick
|25 Units
|N/a
|Decreases hat strength growth.
|4
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Furranium}}Furranium▮
|1 part [[#Crocin|Crocin]] 1 part catnip 2 parts Silver 1 part [[#Saline-Glucose Solution|Saline-Glucose Solution]]
|Min react temp: 350K Explosion_temp: 700K pH range: 6 to 12 Min explosive purity: 0.3 Extremely endothermic
|The patient uncontrollably awoo's and nya's. With a high enough concentration, their tongue will shift into a fluffy one, making them "sweak wike dis owo!"
|0.2 units per tick
|25 Units
|N/a
|If the purity is high enough, the effects are permanent.
|5
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Nanite bane}}Nanite bane▮
|1 part [[#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]] 1 part Uranium 1 part Iron 1 part [[#Saline-Glucose Solution|Saline-Glucose Solution]]
|Min react temp: 500K Explosion_temp: 700K pH range: 3 to 9.25 Min explosive purity: 0.15 Very exothermic
|A stablised EMP that is highly volatile, shocking small nano machines that will kill them off at a rapid rate in a patient's system. Removes nanites in someone's system, causes EMPs on anything it's sprayed on. If overdosed, removes nanites faster, but scrambles their functions, which can cause zaps and other effects.
|0.4 units per tick
|15 Units
|N/a
|Impure and inverse chem: [[#Electromagnetic crystals|Electromagnetic crystals]] Invert purity level: 0.25
|9
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Yamerol}}Yamerol▮
|1 part [[#Perfluorodecalin|Perfluorodecalin]] 1 part [[#Salbutamol|Salbutamol]] 1 part Water
|Min react temp: 300K Max ideal react temp: 500K Explosion_temp: 800K pH range: 6.8 to 7.2 Min explosive purity: 0.15 Extremely endothermic
|For when you've trouble speaking or breathing, just yell YAMEROL! Treats oxyloss, tongue and lung damage. Allows lungless patients to survive without lungs. When brewing, should stay very close to pH 7 to not reduce the purity. If overdosed, restores missing lungs and tongues. If purity is 1, cures Fluffy Tongue.
|0.4 units per tick
|35 Units
|N/a
|Impure and inverse chem: [[#Yamer oh no|Yamer oh no]]
|8.6
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|MKUltra}}MKUltra▮
|1 part Coco Powder 1 part Bluespace Dust 1 part [[#Mindbreaker Toxin|Mindbreaker Toxin]] 1 part [[#Psicodine|Psicodine]] 1 part [[#Happiness|Happiness]] 1 unit Blood (catalyst)
|Min react temp: 780K Explosion_temp: 840K pH range: 10 to 14 Min explosive purity: 0.2 Special explosion: Yes Extremely exothermic
|A forbidden deep red mixture that overwhelms a foreign body with waves of pleasure, intoxicating them into servitude. When taken by the creator, it will enhance the draw of their voice to those affected by it. Like [[#Crocin|Crocin]] and [[#Camphor|Camphor]], don't use it on people that don't want to deal with it, or you can expect a talking-to later. Overdosing mindbreaks the patient.
|0.1 units per tick
|100 Units
|N/a
|Impure chem: Love Potion
|10
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Synthetic-derived growth factor}}Synthetic-derived growth factor▮
|1.5 parts Stable Plasma 1.5 parts [[#Clonexadone|Clonexadone]] 1.5 parts Uranium 1.5 parts [[#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]]
|Min react temp: 600K Max ideal temp: 600K Explosion_temp: 635K pH range: 3 to 3.5 Min explosive purity: 0.2 Special explosion: Yes Extremely endothermic
|A rapidly diving mass of Embryonic stem cells. These cells are missing a nucleus and quickly replicate a host’s DNA before growing to form an almost perfect clone of the host. In some cases neural replication takes longer, though the underlying reason underneath has yet to be determined. In layman's terms and mechanically, it creates a clone of someone that is then controlled by another player.
|0.2 units per tick
|N/a
|N/a
|Impure chem: [[#Synthetic-derived apoptosis factor|Synthetic-derived apoptosis factor]] Inverse chem: [[#Synthetic-derived zombie factor|Synthetic-derived apoptosis factor]]
|7
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Artificial Zeolites}}Artificial Zeolites▮
|1 part Potassium Iodine 1 part Aluminum 1 part Silicon 1 part Oxygen
|Min react temp: 300K Explosion_temp: 1000K pH range: 4 to 6 
|Lab made Zeolite, used to clear radiation from people and items alike! Splashing just a small amounts(5u) onto any item can clear away large amounts of contamination.
|Unknown
|Unknown
|Unknown
|Unknown
|8
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Synthtissue}}Synthtissue▮
|10 parts Synthflesh 1 part sugar 
|Minimum optimal react temp: 305K Maximum optimal react temp: 315K Explosion_temp: 1050K pH range: 8.5 to 9.5 
|An advanced and incredibly powerful form of synthflesh. Reacts incredibly slowly over a long period of time, but increases in potency as it does. Susceptible to heat changes, colony will denature past 320 K.
|Unknown
|Unknown
|Unknown
|Unknown
|9
|-
|}

== Toxins{{anchor|Toxins}} ==
The deadliest of deadly chemicals. You can get a bunch of these through the traitor uplink, but if you don't wanna waste telecrystals you can mix it. The human liver will quickly purge toxins under 3u from its system.

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! scope="col" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Recipe
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Damage dealt
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Metabolism Rate
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Overdose Threshold
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Toxin}}Toxin▮
|Medbay Vendors, Emagged Chem Dispenser
|Toxin
|Will deal 1.5 toxin damage per tick.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Bad Food}}Bad Food▮
|From eating poorly made food
|Toxin
|Will deal 0.5 toxin damage per tick.
|0.1 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Chloral Hydrate}}Chloral Hydrate▮
|3 parts Chlorine 1 part Ethanol 1 part Water
|Stun, Toxin
|A powerful sedative which first [[Status_Effects#Confusion|confuses]] and makes you [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsy]], and then after 10 cycles puts the victim to sleep. After 51 total cycles, it starts dealing ever increasing toxin damage, until death. (Results in 1 unit instead of 5)
|0.6 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Mindbreaker Toxin}}Mindbreaker Toxin▮
|1 part [[#Charcoal|Charcoal]] 1 part Hydrogen 1 part Silicon
|Hallucinations
|A potent hallucinogenic compound that is illegal under space law. Formerly known as LSD, but was renamed so people understand that it is not a "fun time". For people with the Reality Dissociation Syndrome trait, this will instead suppress hallucinations. (Results in 5 units instead of 3)
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Impedrezene}}Impedrezene▮
|1 part Mercury 1 part Oxygen 1 part Sugar
|Brain
|A narcotic that impedes one's ability by slowing down the higher brain cell functions. 80% chance per tick to cause 2 brain damage and 50% to cause drowsiness. (Results in 2 units instead of 3)
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Mute Toxin}}Mute Toxin▮
|2 parts Uranium 1 part Water 1 part Carbon
|Speech
|Makes the subject unable to speak for some time. (Results in 2 units instead of 4)
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Mime's Bane}}Mime's Bane▮
|1 part [[#Mute Toxin|Mute Toxin]] 1 part [[Guide to food and drinks#Nothing|Nothing]] 1 part Radium
|Gestures
|Makes the subject unable to gesticulate.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Bone Hurting Juice}}Bone Hurting Juice▮
|3 parts [[#Itching_Powder|Itching Powder]] 1 part [[#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]] 1 part [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Milk|Milk]]
|Stamina Damage and Delimbing Skeletons
|Does 15 stamina damage per tick. On overdose, it has a 4% chance of causing a spike of 200 stamina damage to a random limb, temporarily disabling it. If you're a [[Guide_to_races#Skeletons|skeleton]] or a [[Guide_to_races#Plasmaman|plasmaman]], it will deal 15 stamina and 0.5 brute damage per tick, and overdosing can cause a spike of 200 brute damage to a random limb, instead of stamina.
|0.4 units per tick
|50 Units
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Mulligan Toxin}}Mulligan Toxin▮
|1 part [[#Slime Mutation Toxin|Slime Mutation Toxin]] 1 Part [[#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]] Found in the [[Syndicate Items|Traitor Uplink]].
|Identity
|Randomizes the subject's appearance.
|Infinite
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Lexorin}}Lexorin▮
|1 part [[Plasma]] 1 part Hydrogen 1 part Oxygen
|Suffocation
|Temporarily stops respiration and causes 5 oxyloss damage per tick. Even small doses are fatal, and will cause people to pass out quickly.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Initropidril}}Initropidril▮
|[[Syndicate_Items#Poison_Kit|Poison Kit]], [[Syndicate_Items#Biohazardous_Chemical_Sprayer|Bioterror Spray]]
|Cardiac Arrest
|Each cycle deals 2.5 toxin damage, with 25% chance to cause one of the following: 6 second stun, 5-25 oxyloss damage, or cardiac arrest. Combat the latter with electric shocks from grilles and doors in a pinch, or a defib if available.
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Tirizene}}Tirizene▮
|Traitor Sleepypen, Emagged Soda Dispenser/Borg Hypo, Poison/Death Berries
|Stamina Damage
|Deals 13 stamina damage per tick, which constantly lowers. Usually harmless.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Tiring Solution}}Tiring Solution▮
|Peacekeeper Cyborgs
|Stamina Damage
|Deals 10 stamina damage per tick, slowing you down. Won't go higher than 50 stamina damage.
|0.6 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Polonium}}Polonium▮
|[[Syndicate_Items#Poison_Kit|Poison Kit]], [[Syndicate_Items#Biohazardous_Chemical_Sprayer|Bioterror Spray]]
|Radiation
|Cause significant Radiation damage over time. It's metabolized very slowly.
|0.05 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Pancuronium}}Pancuronium▮
|[[Syndicate_Items#Poison_Kit|Poison Kit]], Emagged [[Medibot]]
|Stun and Suffocation
|After 10 cycles stuns you with no warning. Randomly causes loss of breath, which can choke you to death.
|0.1 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sodium Thiopental}}Sodium Thiopental▮
|Emagged Borg Hypo, [[Syndicate_Items#Poison_Kit|Poison Kit]], [[Syndicate_Items#Biohazardous_Chemical_Sprayer|Bioterror Spray]]/Syringe/Dart, Emagged [[Medibot]]
|Knockout and Stamina
|Knocks you out after 10 cycles, and deals 10 stamina damage per tick. Similar to [[#Chloral Hydrate|Chloral Hydrate]] but longer lasting and can't kill you.
|0.3 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sulfonal}}Sulfonal▮
|1 part [[#Acetone|Acetone]] 1 part [[#Diethylamine|Diethylamine]] 1 part Sulfur
|Knockout and Toxin
|0.5 toxin damage every cycle and knocks you out after 22 cycles. Metabolized very slowly.
|0.05 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Amanitin}}Amanitin▮
|[[Guide_to_hydroponics#Plant_reference_chart|Destroying Angel]]
|Delayed Toxin Damage
|On the last second it is in you, it hits you with a large stack of toxin damage based on how long it was in your system. Larger doses means a longer waiting period but more damage. Deals 3 toxin damage per cycle it was in you.
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Amatoxin}}Amatoxin▮
|[[Guide_to_hydroponics#Plant_reference_chart|Fly Amanita]]
|Toxin Damage
|Deals 2.5 toxin damage per tick.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Unstable Mutagen}}Unstable Mutagen▮
|1 part Chlorine 1 part Phosphorus 1 part Radium
|Mutations
|Causes mutations when injected into/consumed by living people or plants. In people the mutation happens instantly moment you take the chem, and not from metabolization. The chance for a bad mutation is 98%, and good mutation 2%. Causes radiation. High doses are lethal to your [[Surgery##Organ_Manipulation|liver]]. Also useful for [[Infections|Virology]]. The [[Botanist|botanist]] wants this in liquid form.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Lipolicide}}Lipolicide▮
|1 part [[#Ephedrine|Ephedrine]] 1 part [[#Diethylamine|Diethylamine]] 1 part Mercury
|Weight Loss
|Drains nutrition. Useful for weight loss. Will deal toxin damage if you are starving.
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Coniine}}Coniine▮
|Death Berries, [[Syndicate_Items#Biohazardous_Chemical_Sprayer|Bioterror Spray]]/Syringe
|Toxin and breath loss
|1.75 toxin damage and 5 seconds of loss of breath per tick. EXTREMELY slow metabolization, but fast acting. Comparable to [[#Lexorin|Lexorin]].
|0.024 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Curare}}Curare▮
|[[Syndicate_Items#Poison_Kit|Poison Kit]]
|Paralyzation, Oxygen, and Toxin
|Paralyzes you after 11 cycles, while dealing 1 oxyloss and 1 toxic damage. Metabolizes slowly; very lethal.
|0.05 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Histamine}}Histamine▮
|[[Guide_to_hydroponics#Plant_reference_chart|Omega Weed]], [[Syndicate_Items#Poison_Kit|Poison Kit]], [[#Formaldehyde|Formaldehyde]], [[#Venom|Venom]], [[#Itching Powder|Itching Powder]]
|Brute, toxin, oxyloss and eyesight
|Has a small chance each tick to cause 2 Brute damage or blur vision. If overdosed it will also deal 2 Brute, Toxin and Oxyloss damage each tick.
|0.1 units per tick
|30 Units
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Formaldehyde}}Formaldehyde▮
|1 part Ethanol 1 part Oxygen 1 part Silver Temperature 420K
|Toxin
|Causes a 1 Toxin damage per tick. Has a 5% chance to turn into 5 to 15 units of [[#Histamine|Histamine]].
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Venom}}Venom▮
|[[Syndicate_Items#Poison_Kit|Poison Kit]], [[Syndicate_Items#Biohazardous_Chemical_Sprayer|Bioterror Spray]], [[Critters#Giant_Spider|Giant Spider]] bites
|Brute, toxin
|Each cycle will deal 0.2 Toxin and 0.3 Brute damage ''per volume of venom'' in the body. Has a 15% chance to turn into 5 to 10 units of [[#Histamine|Histamine]].
|0.1 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Fentanyl}}Fentanyl▮
|1 part [[#Space Drugs|Space Drugs]] Temperature 674K
|Toxin, brain
|Will deal 1 toxin and 3 brain damage, up to 60 points of toxin damage and 150 points of brain damage (brains have 200 points of health). If the drug is not removed before 18 cycles it will knock the user unconscious.
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Cyanide}}Cyanide▮
|1 part [[#Oil|Oil]] 1 part [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] 1 part Oxygen Temperature 380K
|Toxin, oxyloss
|Deals random amounts of toxin damage while slowly suffocating or stunning its target. Metabolizes slowly.
|0.05 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Carpotoxin}}Carpotoxin▮
|Space Carp, Koi Beans, Emagged Chem Dispenser
|Toxin
|Deals 2 toxin damage per tick. No special effects, but can be used to make [[#Rezadone|Rezadone]] and [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Seafood|imitation carpmeat]].
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Zombie Powder}}Zombie Powder▮
|5 parts [[#Morphine|Morphine]] 5 parts [[#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]] 5 parts Copper
|Fake death, stun
|Instantly[[Status_Effects#Unconscious|knocks people out]], and makes them appear dead to the most rudimentary of tests. Deals 0.5 suffocation and toxin damage per tick. (Results in 2 units instead of 15)
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Ghoul Powder}}Ghoul Powder▮
|1 part [[#Epinephrine|Epinephrine]] 1 part [[#Zombie Powder|Zombie Powder]]
|Fake death
|Slows metabolism to a death-like state, while keeping the patient fully aware and mobile. Deals 1 suffocation and 0.8 toxin damage per tick.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Itching Powder}}Itching Powder▮
|1 part [[#Charcoal|Charcoal]] 1 part [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]] 1 part Welding Fuel
|Brute, annoyance
|Will cause annoying effects, as well as a chance that the subject will scratch themselves dealing 0.2 Brute damage. Unlike other chems, itching powder will enter your bloodstream from [[#Under the hood|touch]], such as from getting splashed with it. Has a 3% chance to transform into 1 to 3 units of [[#Histamine|Histamine]].
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Mint Toxin}}Mint Toxin▮
|Mints, Emagged Chem Dispenser, Mushroom Shavings (Lavaland)
|Conditional death
|Instantly gibs fat people when ingested.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Slime Jelly}}Slime Jelly▮
|Grinding an unused slime extract
|Toxin
|The base reagent for slime based chemicals. Grinding [[Formulas|slime extracts]] yields 20u slime jelly per use left. 40% chance to heal 5 Brute damage each tick, but also has a 10% chance to deal a burst of 20-60 toxin damage.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Frost Oil}}Frost Oil▮
|[[Guide_to_xenobiology#Blue_Slime|Blue Slimes]] or from grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Ice_Pepper|Ice Pepper]]
|Burn
|A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. [[Changeling]] [[Changeling#Cryogenic_Sting|cryo sting]] injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and [[Guide_to_races#Jellypeople|slimepeople]].
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Heparin}}Heparin▮
|1 part [[#Formaldehyde|Formaldehyde]] 1 Part Sodium 1 Part Chlorine 1 Part Lithium
|Brute, Bleeding
|Causes bleeding constantly while in the system of the victim. Deals 1 brute and drains more than 1 percentage point of blood volume per tick.
|0.08 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Teslium}}Teslium▮
|1 Part [[#Black Powder|Black Powder]] 1 Part Silver 1 Part Stable Plasma Temperature 400K 
|Random Shocks
|Randomly shocks the victim every 5-30 seconds while it is in their system, ignoring any protection cause the shock comes from inside them. Also increases damage taken from normal shocks. Heating this to 474K will create a [[#Tesla Shock|Tesla Shock]]
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Rotatium}}Rotatium▮
|1 Part [[#Teslium|Teslium]] 1 Part [[#Mindbreaker Toxin|Mindbreaker Toxin]] 1 Part [[#Fentanyl|Fentanyl]]
|Toxin
|After 20 cycles, causes the victim's screen to display a rocking motion. Deals 0.5 toxin damage per tick.
|0.24 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Skewium}}Skewium▮
|2 Parts [[#Rotatium|Rotatium]] 2 Parts [[Plasma]] 1 Part Sulphuric Acid
|Toxin
|After 5 cycles, causes heavy skewing of the victim's screen, swinging fucking everywhere, zooming in and out, spinning, inverting, and generally making you want to throw up. Deals 0.25 toxin damage per tick. If you are wanting to fight someone, inject them with this and they will practically be unable to fight.
|0.32 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Spewium}}Spewium▮
|[[Syndicate_Items#Poison_Kit|Poison Kit]]
|Toxin
|After 11 ticks, has up to a 50% chance of causing strong vomiting while purging other toxins each tick. After 33 cycles, there is a chance to eject an organ each tick if overdosing. Requires very high doses.
|0.4 units per tick
|29 Units
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Anacea}}Anacea▮
|1 Part [[#Haloperidol|Haloperidol]] 1 Part [[#Impedrezene|Impedrezene]] 1 Part Radium
|Toxin and Purges Medicines
|Metabolizes very slowly and purges 5u medicines from the victim while dealing 0.15 toxin damage per tick. If the victim also has [[#Pentetic_Acid|Pentetic Acid]] or [[#Calomel|Calomel]], the purging is slowed down to 0.5u per tick.
|0.032 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Fluorosulfuric Acid}}Fluorosulfuric Acid▮
|1 part Fluorine 1 part Hydrogen 1 part Potassium 1 part Sulphuric Acid Temperature 380K
|Corrosion
|A highly caustic and dangerous substance. Slowly melts equipment and clothes it touches. Instantly deals brute damage if ingested or splashed on people. Deals 2 toxin and constantly increasing burn damage if ingested.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Weed Killer}} Weed Killer▮
|1 part [[#Toxin|Toxin]] 4 parts [[#Ammonia|Ammonia]]
|Toxin
|Kills weeds and causes 1 toxin damage per tick to humans.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Pest Killer}}Pest Killer▮
|1 part [[#Toxin|Toxin]] 4 parts Ethanol
|Toxin
|Kills pests in hydroponics trays. Causes 1 toxin damage to humans and 4 toxin damage to [[Guide_to_races#Flypeople|fly people]], each tick.
|0.4 units per tick.
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Plant-B-Gone}}Plant-B-Gone▮
|1 part [[#Toxin|Toxin]] 4 parts Water
|Toxin
|A potent herbicide which is useful to replace the limited supply the botanist starts with. Causes 1 toxin damage to humans and 2 toxin damage to [[Guide_to_races#Podpeople|pod people]], each tick.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Pax}}Pax▮
|1 part [[#Mindbreaker Toxin|Mindbreaker Toxin]] 1 part [[#Synaptizine|Synaptizine]] 1 part Water
|Special
|Suppresses violence by preventing the victim from using harm intent, certain harmful weapons and only letting them use passive grabs. Non-harmful weapons such as [[Security_items#Disabler|disablers]] still work.
|0.1 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Synthpax}}Synthpax▮
|[[Cyborg#Peacekeeper|Peacekeeper Cyborgs]]
|Special
||Same as [[#Pax|Pax]] but metabolises much faster. Can only be used by [[Cyborg#Peacekeeper|Peacekeeper Cyborgs]].
|0.6 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Dizzying_Solution}}Dizzying Solution▮
|[[Cyborg#Peacekeeper|Peacekeeper Cyborgs]]
|Special
||Makes the target [[Status_Effects#Dizziness|dizzy]]and [[Status_Effects#Confusion|confused]]. Can only be used by [[Cyborg#Peacekeeper|Peacekeeper Cyborgs]].
|0.6 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Tranquility}}Tranquility▮
|Gondola Meat
|Special
|Induces a [[Infections|virus]] that creates [[#Pax|Pax]] within the victims body and slowly turns the victim into a Gondola.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Liquid Electricity}}Liquid Electricity▮
|Ethereal blood, certain foods
|Special
|Periodically electrocutes any non-Ethereals that have this in their system.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|}

== Lavaland Chemicals ==
Found primarily in Lavaland flora.

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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Entropic Polypnium}}Entropic Polypnium▮
|Mushroom Cap (Inocybe), from tall mushrooms
|Poison
|20% chance each tick to do Stamina, Brain, Toxin, Oxygen, and a bit of Eye Damage. Also knocks you unconcious after 10 cycles.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Tinea Luxor}}Tinea Luxor▮
|Mushroom Stem (Embershroom)
|Other
|Makes the consumer glow.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Vitrium Froth}}Vitrium Froth▮
|Cactus Fruit (Fruiting Cactus), Mushroom Leaf (Porcini)
|Medicine
|80% chance to heal 1 burn and 1 brute damage each tick.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
|}

== Bobmed Chemicals ==
Recipes may be incorrect or subject to change. Updated 8-28-20

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! scope="col" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Name
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Treatment for
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Description
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Overdose Threshold
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|pH
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Kereosene}}Kerosene▮
|1 part Carbon 1 part Hydrogen 1 part Ash Temperature 600k
|Suffocation
|On touch, heals suffocation/oxyloss damage on Synths or IPCs.
|Unknown
|Unknown
|Unknown
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Corticosteroids}}Corticosteroids▮
|10 parts Synthflesh 5 parts Ephedrine 5 parts Kelotane 5 parts Bicardine
|Scarring
|On touch, cures scars. Makes 12.5u instead of 25. Otherwise, deals toxin damage, and makes people dizzy. May require patch-based application.
|Unknown
|Unknown
|Unknown
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Fibrin}}Fibrin▮
|10 parts Blood 10 parts Oxygen 10 parts Water 10 parts Bicardine
|Wounds
|On touch, cures all exposed wounds. Otherwise, deals toxin damage, and makes people dizzy.
|Unknown
|Unknown
|Unknown
|-
|}

==Reagent Delivery{{anchor|Reagent Delivery}}==
There are different ways you can apply chemicals to a person or the environment.

===Under the hood===
First of all, there are actually 5 different ways of delivery, called '''ingest''', '''inject''', '''vapor''', '''touch''' and '''patch'''. If you are not interested in the details, you can skip to [[#Smoke_vs_foam|Smoke vs Foam vs others]]. 

*'''Ingest'''{{anchor|Ingest}} and '''inject'''{{anchor|Inject}} both almost always do the exact same thing. The reagent simply enters the target's bloodstream. Used by pills, syringes, cigarettes, e-cigarettes, inhaling [[#Smoke|smoke]] and drinking the reagent directly.
*'''Vapor'''{{anchor|Vapor}} is used by (ranged) spray bottles and [[#Fluorosurfactant|foam]]. A portion of the reagents will enter the bloodstream of the target, but clothes will protect from some/most/all of it depending on clothing. Any hardsuit typically makes the target completely immune to getting it into their bloodstream, if the helmet is closed. But if the reagent has a "vapor" based component, that component will still affect the target, like [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|Fluorosulfuric Acid]]. See more about [[#Fluorosurfactant|foam]] [[#Smoke_vs_foam|below]], with examples.
*'''Touch'''{{Anchor|Touch}} is used by [[#Smoke|smoke]] and splashing. If the reagent has a "touch" based component, that component will affect the target (such as the instant heal part of [[#Styptic Powder|Styptic Powder]]), without being blocked by clothing. Nothing at all will enter the target's bloodstream, with the exception of smoke if the target has no internals on. Currently all "touch" components are also "patch" components. See more on [[#Smoke|smoke]] [[#Smoke_vs_foam|below]], with examples.
*'''Patch'''{{anchor|Patch}} is used by patches and medical sprays. The reagent enters the target's bloodstream entirely AND if the reagent has a "patch" based component, that component will affect the target. Currently all "patch" components are also "touch" components.

When a reagent enters a bloodstream, it will then "tick" about every 2 seconds, depending on server lag. Each tick or "cycle" will cause the chemical to apply its effects, while removing the amount described under the [[#Metabolism|metabolism]]-columns on this guide.

===Smoke vs foam vs others{{anchor|Smoke_vs_foam}}===
These are the major practical differences between pills, syringes, patches, cigarettes, [[#Smoke|smoke]], [[#Fluorosurfactant|foam]], splash and spray. 
*'''Pills'''{{anchor|Pills}}: Can be instantly [[#Ingest|ingested]] if used on yourself. It doesn't work if mouth is covered. [[Plasmaman|Plasmamen]] will have trouble taking these. If the pH of the pill is too high, it will damage the tongue of the patient. Holds up to 50u. 

*'''Syringes''': Can be injected into people with their mouths covered, either by hand or with a syringe gun. It doesn't work on players wearing hardsuits, or on people with pierce-immune skin (like [[Golem]]s or [[Plasmaman|Plasmamen]]), unless you use a piercing syringe or manage to aim for an exposed part of their body. Holds between 10-60u, depending on syringe. Common syringes hold 15u. 

*'''Patches''': Will apply all reagents into a person's bloodstream through any clothing, including hardsuits. Also apply [[#Touch|touch]]/[[#Patch|patch]] based effects. Example: A patch of 20u [[#Styptic Powder|Styptic Powder]] will instantly heal 20 brute (touch component), and also enter the target's bloodstream for a long heal over time. Usable by [[Plasmaman|plasmamen]]. Can hold up to 40u. 

*'''Cigarettes''': Can be dipped in reagents to be filled. If smoking/vaping, you will slowly [[#Ingest|ingest]] whatever reagents the cigarette/cigar/e-cig contains. Though, if the reagents are too diluted, they may not build up in your bloodstream fast enough to have any effect at all. E-cigarettes can be trimmed with a screwdriver and multitool to also create [[#Smoke|smoke]]. 

*'''[[#Smoke|Smoke]]''': When a smoke reaction occurs, the smoke will consume any other reagent in its original containers, and spread that reagent to flooring and people/mobs who enter its area of effect. People who enter the smoke will be [[#Touch|touched]] by the reagents. If they do not have internals on, they will also [[#Ingest|ingest]] the reagents. The amount of smoke does not dilute the reagents. The reagents will be copied to every individual or tile (not walls, windows or doors) over the cloud's duration. Reagents that are special coded to affect floor/environment (such as blood, [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|acid]] or [[#Space_Cleaner|Space Cleaner]]) will do so. Smoke will usually block sight. 
'''Smoke example 1:''' Smoke containing 20u [[#Styptic Powder|Styptic Powder]]. Everyone caught in the cloud, including people wearing hardsuits, will slowly heal 20 brute (and scream in pain), if they stay in the smoke for its full duration (otherwise they will heal partially). Those who are not wearing internals will also [[#Ingest|ingest]] 20u of the medicine, making it enter their bloodstream and start healing them over time. But since this particular medicine will deal toxin damage if not applied via [[#Touch|touch]]/[[#Patch|patch]], those who inhale it will also start taking toxin damage. 

'''Smoke example 2:''' Smoke containing 20u [[#Chlorine Trifluoride|Chlorine Trifluoride]](CLF3). CLF3 has a [[#Touch|touch]](and [[#Vapor|vapor]]) component, so everyone caught in the cloud, including people wearing hardsuits and internals, will catch on fire. It will also deal burn damage to the environment, since CLF3 is coded to do so. Those who are not wearing internals will also [[#Ingest|ingest]] 20u of the CLF3 and thus, start heating up from the inside, effectively burning from both in and out at the same time. 

*'''[[#Fluorosurfactant|Foam]]''': When a foam reaction occurs, the foam will consume any other reagent in its original containers, and spread that reagent to flooring and people/mobs who enter its area of effect. The foam will spread slower than smoke and is usually slippery. Reagents will be copied through the [[#Vapor|vapor]] type delivery to those affected over the duration of the foam, BUT the reagents will be heavily diluted depending on the amount of foaming reagent used. Any clothing will reduce how much of the reagents will enter a person's bloodstream. Furthermore, foam reagent bloodstream insertion is divided into several 'ticks'. A minimum amount of reagent is required per tick for it to enter a bloodstream. So if too little reagents are contained in the reaction, or too much foam is used, the foam will do nothing. These ticks are counted ''after'' dilution and protection from clothing. On the other hand, if you use very small amounts of foam, the reagents may instead multiply in the bloodstream to more than the original amount. Hardsuits with helmets on will make people immune to getting reagents into their bloodstream through foam. Despite dilution, the foam will still copy remaining chems such as [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|acid]], [[#Chlorine Trifluoride|CLF3]], or [[#Space_Cleaner|Space Cleaner]] to any tile it touches (but not walls, windows or doors). Foam will not block sight. 

'''Foam example 1:''' 250u foam containing 10u [[#Cyanide|Cyanide]] will spread a blue foam that does nothing to those it touches. The poison is too diluted to work at all. 

'''Foam example 2:''' 20u foam containing 250u [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|Fluorosulfuric Acid]]. A small area and everyone touched by the foam will have large amounts of acid slowly melting their clothing and the affected floor and items. Those who did not wear a hardsuit with helmet on will also have a large amount of acid in their bloodstreams, depending on what they were wearing and how long they were in the foam. If they had internals on or not doesn't matter. 

*'''Splashing''': Throwing a beaker, or using a beaker on anything with harm intent, will splash its contents. The longer throw distance, the more the splash will spread out. A [[grenade]] will splash its content unless it also contains [[#Smoke|smoke]] or [[#Fluorosurfactant|foam]]. Splashing only does [[#Touch|touch]] delivery. This means most chemicals will do absolutely nothing when splashed. Reagents that have special properties to affect environment, such as Water, will do so where splashed (creates slippery tile). Reagents that have a [[#Touch|touch]] component will apply that component only. Example: If you throw a beaker of 80u [[#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]] at someone, you will instantly heal them for 100 brute and burn, since Synthflesh is touch/patch based. It doesn't matter if the target uses hardsuit or internals in this case. Another example: If you throw a beaker of 100u [[#Silver_Sulfadiazine|Silver Sulfadiazine]] at someone, you will instantly heal them 100 burn. But none of the medicine will enter the bloodstream, so there won't be a heal over time. This means throwing a beaker of poison at someone will do nothing at all. Splashing can apply chemicals such as [[#Thermite|Thermite]] to walls. 

*'''Spraying''': Spraying reagents will apply them to environments (if they have any such effect), and will enter hit people's bloodstreams through the [[#Vapor|vapor]] delivery. This means clothing will protect from some/most/all of the reagents, depending on what they are wearing. Using a hardsuit with helmet on makes them immune to getting the reagent into their bloodstream. Reagents such as [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|acid]], [[#Chlorine Trifluoride|CLF3]], or [[#Space_Cleaner|Space Cleaner]] will still cause their special effects when sprayed on people/environments, but will not enter the bloodstream if the target is wearing too heavy clothing. 

A final note: Many mobs are "simplemobs" which means they don't have a bloodstream and can thus not be poisoned/sedated. Monkeys and most playable humanoids are the exceptions to this.

== Beyond the Dispenser ==
Just because it isn't found in the dispenser or the guide above doesn't mean you can't use it! Holy water, slime cores and plenty of other things can provide limitless fun for an enterprising and curious chemist.

[[Category:Guides]]

Guide to Combat

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There are times when running away from a fight is not an option. The combat system is [[Terminology#Robust.2FRobusting|robust]] but functional, and can feel weird at times. Sometimes your clicks are ignored. Sometimes you suddenly realise your [[#Melee_Weapons|melee weapon]] is [[#Cheap_Tricks|no longer in your hand]]. Sometimes your ranged shots [[Syndicate_items#Martial_Arts_Scroll|bounce off]] your target. Sometimes you even [[Guide_to_chemistry#Amanitin|suddenly die]] without knowing why. Some people reduce it to "click spaceman until horizontal", but there is a lot more to it. This guide may only cover some basics, but its intention is to help you win fights (or successfully commit murder as [[Terminology#Antag|antag]]), even against veteran players. 

The [[#Basics to Combat|practical part]] this guide was written april 2019. If you are reading it much later, some things may be outdated.

=Basics to Combat=
Some good to know basics about the combat system.
==[[Health]] System==
Get familiar with how [[Health|health]] works. Some important bits are:
* You have 200 max hp.
* If you have over 40 total damage of any types you get slowed down until healed.
* After losing around 100 hp (depending on [[Mood|mood]]) you enter [[Health#Critical_Status|softcrit]]. All you can do in this state is slowly crawl, and [[Radio_channels#Other_Communication_Codes|whisper]]. If this happens you have probably lost.
* After losing 150 hp you enter a [[Health#Critical_Status|hardcrit]] state. In this state you will be [[Status_Effects#Unconscious|unconscious]] and slowly die. If you [[Radio_channels#Other_Communication_Codes|whisper]] you will say your last words and succumb to death.

==Damage Zone==
[[File:Hud-target.gif]] You can target specific damage zones by using the Numpad Keys. Each limb has its own pool of hitpoints. Hurting the head, legs or arms with enough [[Health#Brute|brute damage]] can cut them off when using a sharp weapon. There are a few [[#Cheap_Tricks|specific items]] that do certain things when aimed at certain zones. If you are unsure what to aim at, then targeting chest or head are the safest choices. Limbs are capped and will stop taking damage if hurt enough, sometimes making you waste damage by hitting them.

==Movement Speed==
To keep an upper hand in a fight, speed is very helpful. Stop or slow your enemy down with [[Health#Damage_Types|damage]], [[Makeshift_weapons#Bola|bola]], [[Status_Effects#Knockdown|slipping them]], [[#Cheap_Tricks|other tricks]] or many other methods and they will be easier to hit with both [[#Melee_Weapons|melee]] and [[#Ranged_Weapons|ranged weapons]]. There are also ways to speed yourself up, such as [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Nuka_Cola|Nuka Cola]] from [[Vendor#Food_and_Drink_Machines|drink vendors]].

==Stuns==
A fight is typically won by either stunning your enemy, which lets you [[#Cuffing|cuff]] them, or by hurting them to a [[Health#Critical_Status|crit]] state or [[Health#Death|worse]]. Learn what the different types of [[Status_Effects#Disables|stuns]] do. An accessible stunning weapon can be made by crafting a [[Makeshift_weapons#Stunprod|stunprod]] [[File:Stunprod.png]]. Also note, when the wiki or players talk about "stuns", they typically mean both the [[Status_Effects#Paralyze|paralyze]] and the [[Status_Effects#Stun|stun]] [[Status_Effects|status effects]]. Stun times varies depending on item used, but are usually around 4-15 seconds. You can reduce stun times on yourself in several ways, such as with certain [[Guide_to_chemistry#Narcotics|chemicals]], including from smoking [[Guide_to_chemistry#Nicotine|nicotine]]. Some stuns are conditional, such as the [[Status_Effects#Paralyze|paralyze]] from the [[Security_items#Flash|flash]] [[File:Flash.gif]], which only works if the target has no [[Clothing_and_Accessories#Sunglasses|sunglasses]] or similar protection. If your target is [[Guide_to_genetics#Mutations_and_Their_Consequences|immune to stuns]], you will usually have to damage them instead.

==Cuffing==
If you are unsure if your target is [[Terminology#Valid.2FValidhunting|valid]] or not, you should opt for a non-lethal takedown. Do this by somehow [[Status_Effects#Paralyze|stunning]] or [[Unconscious|knocking out]] your target and then [[Makeshift_weapons#Cablecuffs|cuffing]] it. If you do not have access to [[Security_items#Handcuffs|handcuffs]] [[File:Handcuffs.png]], you can easily craft [[Makeshift_weapons#Cablecuffs|cablecuffs]] [[File:Cablecuffs.png]] by activating [[Engineering_items#Cable_Coil|cable coils]] [[File:CableCoils.png]] in your hand. Cuff a person by holding cuffs in your active hand, and then clicking your target. Grab your target by ctrl+clicking it (works even while cuffing). Switch to [[Starter_guide#Help_Intent|help intent]] [[File:Intent_Help.png]] so you can move around easier with the cuffed person. The target is now completely under your control as long as you don't stand still long enough for them to uncuff themself, and as long as they don't get bumped out of your grab. Remove cuffs from yourself by [[Keyboard_Shortcuts#Hotkey-mode_Enabled|resisting]]. Remove cuffs from someone else by clickdragging their sprite onto yours and then click the cuffs in the menu that pops up.

=Melee Combat=
On /tg/station, you interact with a person in melee by being next to them and clicking '''on their sprite''' (and not on the tile they are standing on/moving towards). When your interaction connects, something will happen depending on what your [[Starter_guide#Intents|intent]] is and which [[#Melee Weapons|weapon]] you are wielding. Due to technical limitations, some clicks will not connect, so what you should do is spamclick that target while moving around and trying to avoid being clicked yourself. Every time you successfully [[Starter_guide#Harm_Intent|attack]] (or [[Starter_guide#Help_Intent|hug]]) someone in melee there is a cooldown before you can do it again. The cooldown is usually less than a second.

==Unarmed Combat==
This guy [[File:Traitor.png|64px]] just broke into your department and whipped out an [[Syndicate_items#Energy_Sword|energy sword]] and [[Syndicate_items#Mini_Energy_Crossbow|energy crossbow]]. You are unarmed. You are at a huge disadvantage. What can you do? Let's say he somehow missed a shot with the bow, due to you dodging behind a machine or wall, and is now coming towards you with the [[Syndicate_items#Energy_Sword|e-sword]]. You have have a few options.

===Shoving===
You enable [[Starter_guide#Disarm_Intent|disarm intent]] [[File:Intent_Disarm.png]] and read [[Starter_guide#Disarm_Intent|here]] about how shoving works. You can try to lure your enemy into a spot where you can shove him against an object, making him drop both weapons. Then shove him one more time on the ground to [[Status_Effects#Paralyze|paralyze]] him for 4 seconds. Then you must quickly left click his own dropped [[Syndicate_items#Energy_Sword|energy sword]] to pick it up. Kill him with it.

===Grabbing===
You enable [[Starter_guide#Grab_Intent|grab intent]] [[File:Intent_Grab.png]]. For this to work your enemy must either be temporarily stunned or standing still and not paying attention. First you click your target once to passive grab. Keep spamclicking him, and if he doesn't move or "[[Keyboard_Shortcuts|resist]]" to break out of your grab, you will grab him aggressively. This will make you [[Stun|stun]] the target for a very short moment, making him drop any held items. Either pick up the dropped [[Syndicate_items#Energy_Sword|energy sword]] and kill him with it, or continue to [[#Tabling|tabling]].

====Tabling====
When having an aggressive grab on the enemy, you can quickly "table" him. Do this by clicking any [[Guide_to_construction#Tables.2FReinforced_Table|table]] [[File:table.png]] within your melee range, while still on [[Starter_guide#Grab_Intent|grab intent]]. This will instantly transport him to the top of the table, and [[Status_Effects#Paralyze|paralyze]] him for 4 seconds. If you are very fast you can attempt to [[#Cuffing|cuff]] him on the table. Or you can permanently keep him stunned by spamclicking him with [[Starter_guide#Grab_Intent|grab]] to aggressive again, and clicking the same table again. Over and over. You have time to deal a single punch on [[Starter_guide#Harm_Intent|harm intent]] [[File:Intent_Harm.png]] after each tabling. If you are on the receiving end of this treatment, all you can do is yell for help and spam "[[Keyboard_Shortcuts|resist]]", which will make you attempt to break out of the grab (with a 2 second cooldown or so). Resisting will not work the 4 seconds you are [[Status_Effects#Paralyze|paralyzed]], so your enemy must mess up the timing for you to escape. Tabling on a [[Guide_to_construction#Tables.2FReinforced_Table|glass table]] [[File:Glass_table.png]] will stun for a longer duration, but will break the table.

====Strangling====
If having an aggressive grab, you can reinforce your grab two more times by clicking the target on [[Starter_guide#Grab_Intent|grab intent]] [[File:Intent_Grab.png]]. The level 3 grab makes you grab his neck (deals no damage). Level 4 makes you start strangling him, causing [[Health#Oxygen|suffocation damage]]. This is a slow process, and the target can attempt to break free by spamming "[[Keyboard_Shortcuts|resist]]" or trying to move away. The target has 5% chance to break out per try (down from ~30% on aggressive grab) and takes 8-15 [[Health#Stamina|stamina]] damage every failed attempt. Strangling is rarely used unless the target is already [[#Cuffing|cuffed]]. The target can call for help while being strangled.

====Throwing Spacemen====
If you have an aggressive grab, you can also activate "throw" mode with '''R'''. Then left click somewhere to throw the grabbed person in that direction. Unlike with [[#Tabling|tabling]], you must throw the person away from you. Otherwise the thrown spaceman will hit yourself and [[Status_Effects#Paralyze|paralyze]] you both. Throwing him on top of a [[Guide_to_construction#Tables.2FReinforced_Table|glass table]] [[File:Glass_table.png]] will [[Status_Effects#Paralyze|paralyze]] him long enough to [[#Cuffing|cuff]] him. Throwing a person or a monkey corpse at someone is a reliable method to [[Status_Effects#Paralyze|paralyze]] someone for a moment. Throwing him at a [[Guide_to_construction#Walls|wall]] [[File:Wall.png]] or [[Guide_to_construction#Reinforced_Wall|reinforced wall]] [[File:R_wall.png]] will [[Status_Effects#Paralyze|paralyze]] him for a moment as well. Throwing him at an [[Guide_to_construction#Airlock|airlock]] [[File:Airlock.gif]] will make it open, if he is wearing a valid ID.

===Punching and kicking===
You enable [[Starter_guide#Harm_Intent|harm intent]] [[File:Intent_Harm.png]]. Punching does a small and random amount of [[Health#Stamina|stamina]] and [[Health#Brute|brute]] damage. What you're hoping for though, is the random chance for a punch to cause a short [[Status_Effects#Knockdown|knockdown]]. Keep clicking your target with punches until this happens, then quickly enable [[Starter_guide#Disarm_Intent|disarm intent]] [[File:Intent_Disarm.png]] and [[#Shoving|shove]] the target on the ground to [[Status_Effects#Paralyze|paralyze]] him for 4 seconds. Then quickly pick up the dropped [[Syndicate_items#Energy_Sword|energy sword]] and kill him with it (you know the drill). If the target has no weapon to pick up, you can keep clicking the prone target with fists to ''kick'' him instead, which simply deals 1.5-15 [[Health#Brute|brute]] damage.

===Curbstomping===
To perform a curbstomp you need to meet several criteria for both yourself and the target. The criteria are as follows, the first being that you need to target the head, The second being that you must be on [[Starter_guide#Harm_Intent|harm intent]] [[File:Intent_Harm.png]], The third is that your target must be lying down and the fourth is that you must be on the same tile as them. once all of the criteria are met then click and drag your sprite onto theirs, this will then cause you to wait for several seconds before finally performing the curbstomp. This is an effective finisher for enemies already in a [[Health#Critical_Status|crit state]] as it does 36 [[Health#Brute|brute]] damage to the head.

===Groinkicking===
The groinkick is very similar to the curbstomp but has a conditional damage set which causes characters which are male to take 25 damage as opposed to 15 for their female counterparts. This is performed by following the same process described above with the curbstomp. The steps are the same but however requires you to target the groin [[File:Hud_target_crotch.gif]] as opposed to the head. so the steps will be as follows, Harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]], Target groin [[File:Hud_target_crotch.gif]], target must be lying down and you must be on the same tile as your target. Once these are met, click and drag your sprite to theirs wait for a few seconds and you will kick them in the groin.

==Using Melee Weapons==
Fighting with [[#Melee Weapons|melee weapons]] works similarly to fighting [[#Unarmed_Combat|unarmed]]. You click the enemy while holding a melee weapon in your hand and you will deal damage to them with that weapon. The differences to [[#Unarmed_Combat|unarmed]] fighting is that there is usually no randomness to damage dealt, and [[Starter_guide#Intents|intent]] usually doesn't matter. There are exceptions though. [[Security_items#Stun_Baton|Stun batons]] [[File:StunBaton.gif]] and [[Makeshift_weapons#Stunprod|stunprods]] [[File:Stunprod.png]] will only deal damage when on [[Starter_guide#Harm_Intent|harm intent]] [[File:Intent_Harm.png]]. Otherwise they will [[Status_Effects#Paralyze|stun]] harmlessly. To defeat someone by only using a melee weapon, you should generally use as strong weapon as possible to give the target as little time as possible to counter you. Most melee weapons can't [[Status_Effects#Paralyze|stun]], so there is risk involved unless you [[Status_Effects#Paralyze|stun]] your target before you start whacking.

=Ranged Combat=
Ranged projectiles in this game use pixel perfect movement. Shoot by having a ranged weapon in your hand, and clicking a target tile. The projectile will hit the first object in its path, but will pass over people who are [[Status_Effects#Paralyze|paralyzed]], [[Status_Effects#Sleep|sleeping]] or [[Health#Death|dead]] unless you click directly on their sprites. Sometimes when you're running your weapon will randomly not fire when clicking. This can be due to how the game engine works, so just keep spamclicking until you fire.

==Ranged Intents==
There are some differences to firing guns between different [[Starter_guide#Intents|intents]]:
* On [[Starter_guide#Help_Intent|help]] [[File:Intent_Help.png]], [[Starter_guide#Disarm_Intent|disarm]] [[File:Intent_Disarm.png]] and [[Starter_guide#Grab_Intent|grab]] [[File:Intent_Grab.png]] intents you can fire at a target point blank by clicking directly on them. On [[Starter_guide#Harm_Intent|harm intent]] [[File:Intent_Harm.png]] you will instead do a melee strike with your gun, unless you aim behind your target.
* On [[Starter_guide#Harm_Intent|harm intent]] [[File:Intent_Harm.png]] you can fire two guns at the same time. However, you will also have a random spread to your accuracy.

==Throwing==
This is a safe way to take down a target. Pick nearby items up and throw them at the enemy. Most items deal the same damage when thrown as when used as a melee weapon. Some, such as [[Makeshift_weapons#Spear|spears]] [[File:Spear.png]], will deal even more. First pick an item up, then activate "throw" with the '''R''' key. Then click where you want to throw the object. You can pick up some [[Guide_to_construction#Chairs|chairs]] [[File:Chair.png]] or [[Guide_to_construction#Chairs|stools]] [[File:Stool.png]] for throwing, by dragging their sprites onto yours. Throwing, like [[#Ranged_Combat|ranged combat]], uses pixel perfect movement, which means you can throw in any direction. You can also craft a [[Makeshift_weapons#Bola|bolas]] to throw at enemies, which will slow them down until they [[Keyboard_Shortcuts|resist]] out of it. Thrown objects do not count as ranged shots and can not be reflected by [[Syndicate_items#Martial_Arts_Scroll|sleeping carp]] users. You can counter having items thrown at you by activating "throw" yourself (with '''R'''). If your active hand is empty, you will then capture the next object thrown at you, instead of getting hit by it.

===Embedding===
Some items, such as the [[Makeshift_weapons#Spear|spears]] [[File:Spear.png]], has a chance to ''embed'' into a body part when they are thrown at someone. An embedded item deals additional brute damage and bleeding until the item is removed. Some embedded items can automatically fall out after a while. Else you remove an embedded item from yourself by [[Starter_guide#Controls|examining]] your body, and then clicking the underlined string of text that appears in the chat window. You remove embedded items from others with [[Surgery#Removal_of_Embedded_Objects|surgery]]. Many items, such as [[#Glass Shard|glass shards]] [[File:Shard.png]] and [[Guide_to_construction#Rods|metal rods]] [[File:Rods.png]] can only embed from higher than normal throw speed, such as from explosions. Some more items that can embed from normal [[#Throwing|throws]] are: [[Syndicate_Items#Energy_Sword|Energy sword]] [[File:ESword.png]], [[#Combat_Knife|combat knife]] [[File:Buckknife.png]] and [[Syndicate_Items#Box_of_Throwing_Weapons|throwing star]] [[File:Tstar.png]].

==Execution With Guns==
If you target mouth [[File:Hud_target_mouth.gif]], and use any intent except [[Starter_guide#Harm_Intent|harm]] [[File:Intent_Harm.png]], you will aim for the target's head with a slow progress bar, and fire once it finishes (if the target is still in melee range). Mostly useful for roleplay. It also deals 10 times more damage.

=Cheap Tricks=
There many tricks to winning a fight. These are only a select few of them:
* Aim for eyes [[File:Hud_target_eyes.gif]] and stab multiple times with a screwdriver make the target blind. Only works if target has no [[Clothing_and_Accessories#Eyewear|eyewear]].
* Alt-click a [[Fire Extinguisher]] [[File:Fire_extinguisher.gif]] to subtly empty its water on the floor below you. People chasing you may [[Status_Effects#Knockdown|slip]].
* Carry a bottle or beaker of water. Select [[Starter_guide#Harm_Intent|harm intent]] [[File:Intent_Harm.png]] and click on ground with it to splash the water on the ground, making people [[Status_Effects#Knockdown|slip]].
* Drag a [[General_items#Soap|soap]] [[File:Soaps.gif]] behind you to [[Status_Effects#Knockdown|slip]] people.
* Drag an open [[Guide_to_construction#Lockers|locker]] [[File:Locker.png]] behind you. People accidentally clicking the locker will put their weapon in it.
* If you know what you're doing (or is an [[Terminology#Antag|antag]]), learn how to make and utilize [[Guide_to_chemistry#Explosion|bombs]].
* You can [[Status_Effects#Knockdown|knock people down]] a couple of seconds by aiming at their head on [[Starter_guide#Harm_Intent|harm intent]] [[File:Intent_Harm.png]], and hitting them with a bottle of booze.

 

There is much more to learn than this. Some things must come from experience, or from [[Ghost|observing]] others. Good luck out there, and don't hate yourself if you fail. Just try again another round. What follows below is a table of some common, or just robust, items that may help you win. Much of it is outdated, so don't rely on the numbers.

=Weapons=
This is not a list of how much damage each item does, just some of the best items and short notes on how to best use them. If you feel something should be added, please go ahead and do so, if it's robust enough. This is in alphabetical order. While most items in the game can be used as a makeshift weapon, actual dedicated weapons are far more effective in harming, subduing or killing a target.

=Offense=
==Melee Weapons==
Most station personnel lack access to proper firearms, thus if push comes to shove most people will have to rely on the old fashion method of melee combat to deal with a attacker.
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===Make Shift Weapon===
Almost any object on the station can be used as a makeshift melee weapon, however some are better than others.
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Broken Bottle}}Broken Bottle
|15 Brute when breaking 9 Brute after broken
|Get a bottle from the Booze-o-mat, smash it on someone.
|Civilian
|Has to be broken first, to break simply change intent to harm then smash it against someone; by aiming for the head you will also knock them down if they are not wearing protective head gear. Smashing it spills its contents over the target so you could use it as a chemist to knock out your opponent, by filling it with chloral, and then beat them to death with it. Another reason why traitor Chemist is so great. If the bottle's contents are flammable (booze bottles, for instance) you can follow up by setting your opponent on fire.
|-

![[File:Butcherknife.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butcher's Cleaver}}Butcher's Cleaver
|15 Brute
|Hack the Dinnerware vending machine.
|Civilian: Kitchen Staff
|Somewhat hard to get. Security will likely have their suspicions as the only reason to have this over the normal knife is its robusting power. Works as a ghetto circular saw in surgery.
|-

![[File:Saw.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Circular Saw}}[[Circular Saw]]
|15 Brute
|[[Operating Theatre]] [[Robotics Lab]] [[Autolathe]]
|Civilian: Medical/Research
|One of the most robust things you can find. Sadly they are rather uncommon and departments like to hang onto theirs, and security likes to take them. You can print one at the [[Cargo Bay]]'s autolathe, if it has metal to make it.
|-

![[File:Deathnettle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Death Nettle}}[[Death Nettle]]
|Up to 30 Burn. Damage depends on potency. Loses a random amount of damage after each hit.
|Growing them at [[Hydroponics]]
|Civilian: Botany
|A red nettle that deals high damage and can paralyze. Requires gloves to wield, lasts for several hits (damage reduced with each hit) until they disintegrate (i.e. the evidence disappears). Experienced Botanists can make these. At low potency they are mostly a joke but at high potency they are as strong as energy swords.
|-

![[File:Extinguisher.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fire Extinguisher}}[[Fire Extinguisher]]
|10 Brute
|Emergency Fire closets and lockers, emergency storage rooms
|Civilian
|Found across the station so they're aren't in short supply. Unlikely to be taken by security if they search you. They are also very useful if you get spaced, spray in opposite direction of where you want to go, and you'll fly away. With a limit of 50 units, that's 10 squirts using 5 per spray.
|-

![[File:OxygenTank.png|64px]] [[File:N2Otank.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gas tank}}[[Atmospherics items|Air/Oxygen]]/[[Medical items#Anesthetic Tank|Anaesthetic tank]]
|10 Brute
|Emergency lockers [[E.V.A.]] [[Toxins lab]] [[Atmospherics]] [[Operating Theatre]] (for anaesthetic tanks).
|Civilian
|Found across the station so they're aren't in short supply. Air and oxygen tanks are unlikely to be taken by security if they search you. You can use it for internals while having it in your hand (though it is recommended you don't use an anaesthetic tank).
|-

![[File:Fireaxe.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fire Axe}}[[Fire Axe]]
|5 Onehand 24 Twohand
|[[Bridge]] and [[Atmospherics]].
|Civilian: Atmospherics/Command
|Most robust thing you can get from the Station. Has to be held with two hands to be used properly. Security will likely take it and it's a large object. Best to store this on your back. They are also rare, one is in Atmos and the other is in the Bridge, good luck breaking in before it gets taken. Can be used as a crowbar (while wielded) on unpowered doors, and is strong enough to break powered ones.
|-

![[File:Hatchet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hatchet}}[[Hatchet]]
|12 Brute 15 thrown
|[[Hydroponics]].
|Civilian: Botany
|Botanists use these to chop wood, they also are good at chopping limbs. Easy to conceal, and if you're a Botanist, security probably won't care if you're carrying one. Throwing it at someone deals 15 damage. Bonus points for finishing off an escaping enemy this way, Navajo-style. Works as a ghetto circular saw in surgery.
|-

![[File:Knife.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kitchen Knife}}[[Kitchen Knife]]
|10 Brute
|[[Kitchen]] [[Autolathe]].
|Civilian
|Useful if you're the Chef, as Security are unlikely to give a single shit if they see you with it. Works as a ghetto scalpel in surgery. Can be hidden in boots.
|-

![[File:Nullrod.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Null Rod}}[[Null Rod]]
|18 Brute (base)
|[[Chapel]] and on the [[Chaplain]].
|Civilian: Chaplain
|Similar to the Circular Saw, but there's only one of them, and the Chaplain tends to keep it on him. It can destroy runes and protect against some cult magics. Can be transformed into a variety of religious weapons, with different characteristics.
|-

![[File:Pickaxe.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pickaxe}}[[Pickaxe]]
|15 Brute
|[[Mining Dock]] and [[Mining Station]].
|Civilian: Supply
|Fairly robust, but it's very big, so it can only be stored on the back or belt slot. Miners barely use these anymore in favor of the Kinetic Accelerator, so it's mostly seen on the [[Labor Camp|Gulag]]. Mining drills and jackhammers all do the same amount of damage as a pickaxe.
|-

![[File:Minipick.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Compact Pickaxe}}Compact Pickaxe
|10 Brute
|[[Mining Dock]] and [[Mining Station]], in miner's equipment closets.
|Civilian
|Does less damage, but can fit in a backpack.
|-

![[File:Survivalknife.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Survival Knife}}Survival Knife
|15 Brute
|Miner's explorer backpacks, Miner's explorer boots
|Civilian: Supply
|Miners spawn with a very robust knife that can fit in their pockets or boots.
|-

![[File:Scalpel.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Scalpel}}[[Scalpel]]
|10 Brute
|[[Operating Theatre]] [[Autolathe]].
|Civilian: Medical/Research
|Despite being not as good at the saw, this is still quite robust. Jabbing people in the eyes occasionally stuns them and eventually blinds them, limiting their ability to run. Best part is you can have it your pocket and if you have access to this (not counting autolathe produced scalpels) security wouldn't care, unless it's covered in blood, of course. But even then they might assume you're just a bad doctor.
|-

![[File:Shard.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Glass Shard}}[[Glass Shard]]
|5 Brute 10 thrown
|Anywhere there's [[glass]] (read: everywhere).
|Civilian
|Extremely easy to obtain, just break a glass/reinforced glass pane or climb a glass table. Works also as a ghetto scalpel. You need gloves to hit stuff with it without cutting yourself, but you can still throw it.
|-

![[File:Screwdriver_tool.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Screwdriver}}[[Screwdriver]]
|5 Brute
|Most storage rooms and [[Engineering]].
|Civilian
|Its robustness doesn't come from the damage, but from its thin, pointed edge. Anyone not wearing glasses can have their eyes stabbed out causing them lose sight. Doesn't make them mute so they'll still scream, or might even fight back before you have a chance to blind them enough.
|-

![[File:Drill.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Surgical Drill}}[[Surgical Drill]]
|15 Brute
|[[Operating Theatre]] [[Autolathe]].
|Civilian: Medical/Research
|Only found in Surgery. Only used for dental implants, so it'll barely be noticed if it goes missing.
|-

![[File:BlueToolbox.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toolbox}}[[Toolbox]]
|12 Brute
|Most storage rooms and [[Engineering]].
|Civilian
|Rather common. Althought it deals a moderate amount of damage, it's a bulky item, so you'll have to hold it.
|-

![[File:Welder.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Welding tool}}[[Welding tool]]
|3 Brute when off 15 Burn when on
|Most storage rooms and [[Engineering]].
|Civilian
|When switched on, it deals a robust amount of burn damage, but consumes fuel after every hit.
|-

![[File:Syndicatetools.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toolbox}}[[Syndicate Items#Fully Loaded Toolbox|Syndicate Toolbox]]
|15 brute 18 brute when thrown
|Syndicate uplink and the [[Derelict]].
|Syndicate
|Worth more for emergency tools than anything. Expect security to come cracking down unless they know you've taken a trip to the derelict.
|-

![[File:Spear.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spear}}[[Spear]]
|10 brute in Onehand 18 brute when wielded/Twohand 20 brute when Thrown
|[[Makeshift weapons|Made by yourself]]
|Civilian
|A haphazardly-constructed yet still deadly weapon of ancient design. You can attach an explosive to it. If you attach one, Alt-clicking it will allow you to set a war cry when attacking with it.
|-
![[File:Chainsaw.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chainsaw}}Chainsaw
|13 Brute when off 21 Brute when on
|[[Makeshift weapons|Made by yourself]]
|Civilian
|You can [[Surgery#Limb Augmentation|surgically replace an arm]] with a chainsaw. Can break an airlock down.
|-
![[File:Baseball_bat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Baseball bat}}Baseball bat
|10 Brute
|[[Makeshift weapons|Made by yourself]]
|Civilian
|Knocks back targets on hit.
|-

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===Actual Melee Weapon===
Unlike makeshift melee weapons, these melee weapons are usually more reliable and robust, however most station personnel can't get access to them, as well as these weapons being very noticeable.

![[File:Cultblade.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cult Blade}}[[Cult Blade]]
|30 Brute
|[[Cult magic]]
|Cultists
|Those who aren't Cultists suffer from wielding this blade...'''''MENTALLY'''''. Aside from being very robust, it is Cult exclusive. Expect a wave of <strike>batons</strike> lasers when Security sees you holding this.
|-

![[File:ESword.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Energy Sword}}[[Energy Sword]]
|3 Brute Off 30 Brute On
|Through a [[Syndicate Uplink]]
|Syndicate/Nanotrasen
|Despite being very strong in melee combat, its activation is loud, very obvious to those around you, and a very big target for people looking for free gear. It also counts as a shield when active! Aim for the legs or arms. Use a multitool on one to turn on RAINBOW MODE (permanently). '''''TURN IT ON BEFORE YOU USE IT'''''
|-

![[File:DoubleESword.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Double-bladed Energy Sword}}[[Double-bladed Energy Sword]]
|3 Brute Off 34 Brute On
|Through a [[Syndicate Uplink]]
|Syndicate/Nanotrasen
|Has to be held with two hands while on. Four extra damage may not seem much, but it means one less hit to crit an unarmored opponent. When wielded it gives a 100% chance to deflect energy-based shots, like tasers and lasers. Like the energy sword, its activation is very loud. To create this, you must combine two Energy Swords together of any color (hold one in each hand and click the other sword) or receive it in a Syndicate Bundle. You cannot put two holodeck swords together. Use a multitool on one to turn on RAINBOW MODE (permanently). '''''TURN IT ON BEFORE YOU USE IT''''' For obvious balance reasons, hulks cannot use these.
|-

![[File:StunBaton.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Stun Baton}}[[Stun Baton]]
|10 Brute
|[[Security Office]] and [[Security Officer]]'s backpack.
|Security
|Very robust if you know how to use it [[Shitcurity|properly]]. Only the security force can get these easily. Deploy liberally, but stow for transport.

|-

![[File:Katana.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Katana}}[[Katana]]
|40 brute
|Possible loot from necropolis chests in [[Lavaland]] and in the ninja bundle.
|Mining and Traitors
|Real katanas are very robust, but only miners or traitors have a reasonable chance of finding them.

|-

![[File:Telescopic_Baton.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Telescopic Baton}}Telescopic Baton
|10 Brute
|[[Heads of Staff]]'s backpacks.
|Command
|Like the stunbaton but retractable, with a shorter stun time, but the same capability for bludgeoning. Heads of Staff start their shift with one in their backpack. Be sure to extend it before using!

|-

![[File:Sabre.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Officer's Sabre}}Officer's Sabre
|15 Brute
|Captain's locker.
|Captain
|A sabre intended for ceremonial uses. Comes with its own sheath. Can block melee attacks and has good armor penetration. Surprisingly sharp for a fashion accessory.

|-

![[File:buckknife.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Combat Knife}}Combat Knife
|20 Brute
|Can be ordered through Cargo.
|Security
|Very robust for its size.

|}

==Ranged Weapons==
Although often hard to get, these can put you at a huge advantage. Not just from being outside melee range, but also by shooting through windows and destroying walls. Guns rely on a stock of ammo, and those are hard to get, while energy guns use recharging units or just recharge by themselves.

==Sidearms (Ballistic)==
Ballistic weapons remain a popular weapon in the 26th century, typically however Nanotrasen prefer the usage of Energy weapons over Ballistic weapons, so don't expect to see many ballistic weapons on station.
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![[File:Deagle.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Desert Eagle}}Desert Eagle
|[[File:Ammo 50.png|64px]] .50
|7 Rounds
|60 Brute
|Summon guns, can spawn in the secure contraband locker on metastation.
|Emergency Response Team|Nanotrasen
|Comes in three tasteful variants. Normal, gold and camo gold. Hope for the gold gun. 7 Rounds of pure mlg; spare ammo available nowhere.
|-

![[File:Mateba.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mateba}}Mateba
|[[File:357 speedloader.png|64px]] .357
|7 Rounds
|60 Brute
|[[Syndicate Uplink]] and summon guns.
|Nanotrasen
|All in all the syndicate revolver, but for death squad and emergency response team officers.
|-

![[File:Revolver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Revolver}}Revolver
|[[File:357 speedloader.png|64px]] .357
|7 Rounds
|60 Brute
|[[Syndicate Uplink]] and summon guns
|Syndicate
|Security (or generally anyone) will be quick to scream 'TRAITOR!' if they see you with one. You can get more ammo from hacked autolathes. Serve with a side of grenade to finish your foe off for good.
|-

![[File:Detectivegun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Revolver}}Revolver
|[[File:Ammo 38.png|64px]] .38
|6 Rounds
|25 Brute
|[[Detective]]'s locker or summon guns.
|Security
|Deals moderate damage. Can be modified to fire .357, but may break with the modification.
|-

![[File:Stetchkin.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Syringe Gun}}Stetchkin Pistol
|[[File:Ammo 9mm.png|64px]] 10mm
|8 rounds
|30 Brute
|[[Syndicate Uplink]].
|Syndicate
|The [[Syndicate guide|nuke op]]'s weapon last resort; spend telecrystals on something better. Small enough to fit in pockets. One of the few guns that takes the universal silencer.
|-

![[File:Revolver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Russian Revolver}}Russian Revolver
|[[File:357 speedloader.png|64px]] .357
|1 round. Can load up to 6.
|60 Brute 300 Brute when used on self
|[[MetaStation]]
|Old Russia
|A Russian made revolver. Uses .357 ammo. It has a single slot in its chamber for a bullet. A gun to play Russian Roulette! You can spin the chamber to randomize the position of the bullet. True men aim for the head.
|-
|}

==Sidearms (Energy)==
Energy weapons are among the most common kind of weapon you'll find on a Nanotrasen space station. Reliable but has issues with ammo.

===Energy Based===

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![[File:ModernDisabler.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Disabler}}Disabler
|[[File:Recharger.gif|64px]] Energy
|20 Disable
|Disables target
|[[Armory]], disabler crates and summon guns.
|Security
|If you're trying to kill someone, stamina crit, then beat the living daylights out of them.
|-

![[File:Ebow.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Energy Crossbow}}Energy Crossbow
|[[File:Powercell.png|64px]] Energy (Self-Charging)
|Infinite Bolts (needs to cooldown after shooting)
|10 Toxin + Stun
|[[Syndicate Uplink]].
|Syndicate
|The syndicate's energy crossbow, small, silent and deadly. It's worth noting that the stun is much shorter than the standard taser gun.
|-

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===Pulse Based===
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![[File:Pulsepistol.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pulse Pistol}}Pulse Pistol
|[[File:Recharger.gif|64px]] Energy
|10 Pulse, 20 Laser, 10 Stun
|50 Burn
|Emergency Response Team
|Nanotrasen
|A sidearm based on the Pulse Rifle. Is capable of fitting inside pockets and other small places but has a very limited ammo capacity. Issued to all Elite Emergency Response Team personnel.
|}

==Longarm (Ballistic)==

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===Automatic===

![[File:C20r.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|C-20r SMG}}C-20r SMG
|[[File:12mmMag.png|64px]] .45
|24 Rounds
|30 Brute
|Can only be found in Nuke Op rounds, or with Summon guns.
|Syndicate
|Powerful SMG that will crit unarmored targets in two 2-round bursts. Far from the strongest Nuke Op weapon but certainly one of the most cost efficient, and more than deadly enough.
|-

![[File:Autorifle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|WT550 Automatic Rifle}}WT550 Automatic Rifle
|[[File:46x30ammo.png|64px]] 4.6×30mm
|20 Rounds
|20 Brute
|Security and Cargo.
|Nanotrasen
|A older rifle often used by paramilitary or high security forces. Has some boutique ammo that can be researched and printed at the Security Techfab to expand its' usefulness. Practically just a brute, harder to reload in most cases laser gun.
|-

![[File:L6machinegun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|L6 SAW}}L6 SAW
|[[File:A762.png|64px]] 7.12x82mm
|50 Rounds
|45 Brute
|Nuke ops and summon guns only.
|Syndicate
|Holds the most ammo of any gun, 50 shots dealing 45 brute damage each, firing in a fast 3-round burst that is moderately inaccurate. With AP ammo this thing will take down even heavily armored targets in one or two bursts.
|-

![[File:Uzi.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Uzi}}Uzi
|[[File:Ammo 50.png|64px]] 9mm
|32 rounds
|20 Brute
|Summon guns, Gang Wars
|Gangs
|A lightweight, fast firing gun, for when you want someone dead. Uses 9mm rounds.
|-
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===Shotgun===
![[File:Improvised_shotgun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Improvised Shotgun}}Improvised Shotgun
|[[File:Blank_shell.png|64px]] 12 Gauge shells
|1 Shell
|Depends on shell
|Crafted
|Civilian
|A handcrafted shotgun made of scavenged materials. 
To load shells, simply use the full shell on the shotgun; when you shoot a shell, you don't need to eject it manually, it will be ejected when you load a new shell. Can bet cut down with a circular saw just like the Double-Barrelled Shotgun to fit into a backpack.
|-

![[File:Doubleshotgun.png|64px]] [[File:Doubleshotgunsawnoff.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Double-Barrelled Shotgun}}Double-Barrelled Shotgun
|[[File:Blank_shell.png|64px]] 12 Gauge shells
|2 Shells
|Depends on shell
|[[Bar]].
|Civilian
|Easiest shotgun to get, yet the rarest. Only one starts on the station and the Bartender likes to keep it in case of bar fights. Can be sawn off with a circular saw (make sure it's not loaded). A sawn-off shotgun will fit in your backpack. 
To load shells, simply use the full shell on the shotgun. Use it in hand to eject the shells.
|-

![[File:Riot_shotgun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Shotgun}}Riot Shotgun
|[[File:Blank_shell.png|64px]] 12 Gauge shells
|6 Shells
|Depends on shell
|The Armoury and summon spells.
|Security
|A uncommon shotgun, typically only used in emergencies by Security or when facing someone with ranged energy protection. Is the only main shotgun on the station at round start sans the bartender's double barrel. 
To load shells, simply use the full shell on the shotgun; when you shoot a shell, you need to eject it manually by using the shotgun in your hand before shooting another. It can also be sawed off with a circular saw or chainsaw to fit in your backpack.
|-

![[File:Combatshotgun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Combat Shotgun}}Combat Shotgun
|[[File:Blank_shell.png|64px]] 12 Gauge Shells
|8 Shells
|Depends on shell
|Armory contraband locker, ordered in [[Cargo]] and from [[Summon guns]].
|Nanotrasen
|The highest ammo capacity of any shotgun. Best of all, you don't need to manually eject shells after shooting. Unlike the riot shotgun, it cannot be sawed off, but a compact version is given to the [[Warden]].
|-

![[File:Bulldog.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Shotgun}}Bulldog
|[[File:Blank_shell.png|64px]] 12 Gauge shells
|8 Shells
|Depends on drum
|Uplink
|Syndicate
|A powerful semi-automatic, drum fed, shotgun employed by syndicate nuclear operative teams.
|-

![[File:short_combatshotgun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Shotgun}}Compact Combat Shotgun
|[[File:Blank_shell.png|64px]] 12 Gauge shells
|4 Shells
|Depends on shell
|[[Warden]]s Locker
|Security
|Unique weapon held by the Warden. A compact version of the combat shotgun with a four shell capacity. Can fit in armor slots.
|}

===Shotgun Shells===
* [[File:Buckshot_shell.png|32px]]'''Buckshot:''' Shoots 6 pellets dealing 12.5 brute damage each, for a maximum of 75. Extremely lethal at close range.
* [[File:Bean_shell.png|32px]] '''Rubber Shot:''' Shoots 6 pellets dealing 3 brute and 25 stamina damage each. More effective at stopping a target, but stamina damage fades with time.
* [[File:Bean_shell.png|32px]] '''Beanbag:''' Shoots one single beanbag, dealing 5 brute and 80 stamina damage. The bartender uses these by default.
* [[File:Stun_Shell.png|32px]] '''Stun Shell:''' Shoots an electrode that stuns on hit, much like a taser.
* [[File:Fire_shell.png|32px]] '''Incendiary Slug:''' Shoots a single projectile that leaves a fire trail and ignites the target, on top of 20 brute damage.
* [[File:Tech_shell.png|32px]] '''Shotgun Dart:''' A single dart that can contain up to 30 units of chemicals that'll be injected on hit.
* [[File:Tech_shell.png|32px]] '''Technological Shells:''' Unloaded technological shells can be made in a [[Guide to Research and Development|Protolathe]]. See [[Research items#Unloaded Technological Shell|here]] for the recipes.
** [[File:Meteor_shell.png|32px]] '''Meteorshot Shell:''' A single powerful projectile, deals 30 brute damage and stuns for 8 seconds. Pushes back machinery on hit.
** [[File:Pulse_shell.png|32px]] '''Pulse Slug:''' Works like one of the deathsquad's pulse rifle shots, dealing 50 burn damage and damaging or destroying walls and machinery.
** [[File:Dragon_shell.png|32px]] '''Dragonsbreath Shell:''' Like the incendiary slug, but shoots a spread of 4 burning pellets. Deals less direct damage.
** [[File:Frag_shell.png|32px]] '''FRAG-12 Slug:''' An explosive shell that knocks down targets and causes an explosion where it hits, on top of dealing 25 brute damage.
** [[File:Ion_shell.png|32px]] '''Ion Scatter Shell:''' Shoots a spread of 4 ion bolts, each of which ions a single target instead of the 3x3 area hit by normal ion rifles.
** [[File:Laser_shell.png|32px]] '''Laser Scatter Shell:''' Shoots a spread of 6 laser beams with up to 90 total damage.
** [[File:Blank_shell.png|32px]] '''Improvised Shotgun Shell:''' Shoots a spread of 7 metal shards, doing a total of 60 damage at point blank.

==Longarm (Energy)==

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===Laser Based===

![[File:Laser gun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Laser Gun}}Laser Gun
|[[File:Recharger.gif|64px]] Energy
|12 Lasers
|20 Burn
|[[Armory]] and weapons crates.
|Security
|Lethal ONLY, but 2 extra shots. Good choice for Security officers who already carry Hybrid Tasers.
|-

![[File:Laser Cannon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Laser Cannon}}Laser Cannon
|[[File:Recharger.gif|64px]] Energy
|10 Lasers
|40 Burn
|Summon guns
|Nanotrasen
|This is the Laser Gun's bigger brother, fear him, he will fuck you over.
|-

![[File:Energy_Gun.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Energy Gun}}Energy Gun
|[[File:Recharger.gif|64px]] Energy
|10 Lasers, 20 Disable
|20 Burn Stun
|[[Armory]], energy weapons crate, HoP/Captain lockers.
|Security
|A versatile energy weapon. Best thing is to disable a target and then either handcuff (for arresting) or spam the other remaining shots at them on kill mode (for murder).
|-

![[File:Advegun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Advanced Energy Gun}}Advanced Energy Gun
|[[File:Powercell.png|64px]] Energy
|10 (recharges over time)
|20 Burn/Stun target
|Security protolathe once researched first.
|Nanotrasen
|Using advanced <s>wizardry</s> SCIENCE, a mini nuclear generator has been fitted into this gun to provide unlimited shots! Researched from R&D. Cannot be used in recharging units. Unreliable models may emit radiation, take caution.
|-

![[File:Antique laser.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Antique Laser Gun}}Antique Laser Gun
|[[File:Recharger.gif|64px]] Energy
|12 (recharges over time)
|20 Burn
|[[Captain's Quarters]].
|Nanotrasen
|The prized weapon of the Captain, and the target of many enemy forces. Similar to the laser gun except it's self-recharging. ''They just don't make guns like they used to.''
|-
![[File:Multiphase_gun_stun.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|X-01 Multiphase Energy Gun}}X-01 Multiphase Energy Gun
|[[File:Recharger.gif|64px]] Energy
|5 Stun, 10 Laser, 20 Disable
|20 Burn
|[[Head of Security]]'s locker.
|Nanotrasen
|The first attempt by Nanotrasen to remake the Captain's Antique Laser. Has more firing modes on offer but lacks the ability to recharge.
|-

![[File:Milgun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tactical Energy Gun}}TacticalEnergy Gun
|[[File:Powercell.png|64px]] Energy
|10 Stun, 20 Energy, 20 Kill
|20 Burn target
|Elite Emergency Response Team
|Nanotrasen
|A tactical variant of the Energy Gun. Holds more of a charge and can fire stun rounds.
|-

![[File:Ionrifle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ion Rifle}}Ion Rifle
|[[File:Recharger.gif|64px]] Energy
|10 Ion Pulses
|20 Brute to silicon mobs Up to 90 damage to mechs 3x3 EMP
|[[Armory]] and on the Nuclear Operative shuttle.
|Security
|Large and unwieldy, great for dealing with mechs and cyborgs. Also opens lockers and crates.
|-

![[File:Retrolaser.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Retro Laser}}Retro Laser
|[[File:Recharger.gif|64px]] Energy
|12 Lasers
|20 Burn
|[[White Ship]], deep space ruins.
|Unknown
|Found on the white ship, this old beast is like the laser gun; anyone with a spaaaaaace suit and a little know-how can reach it.
|-

![[File:Tempgun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Temperature Gun}}Temperature Gun
|[[File:Recharger.gif|64px]] Energy
|40 Freeze/heat Beams
|Heats/Cools target dependent upon the setting.
|Armory, security protolathe once researched.
|Nanotrasen
|This weapon is deceptively strong since the projectiles aren't blocked by eswords/eshields and can slow people down to a crawl. Slimes die to it in two to three hits.
|-

![[File:Xraygun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|X-Ray Gun}}X-Ray Gun
|[[File:Recharger.gif|64px]] Energy
|20 Lasers
|15 Burn + 30 Irradiate
|Security protolathe once researched first.
|Nanotrasen
|This beams from this gun will pass through everything, including walls, until they hit a mob.
|}

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|-

===Pulse Based===

![[File:Pulserifle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pulse Rifle}}Pulse Rifle
|[[File:Recharger.gif|64px]] Energy
|200 Pulse
|50 Burn
|Deathsquad
|Nanotrasen
|The most powerful energy weapon in existence. Bruteforces energy weapon's ammo problems by having a very large power source. Its pulse setting is capable of doing massive damage to a target as well as destroying cover and walls.
|-

![[File:Pulsecarbine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pulse Carbine}}Pulse Carbine
|[[File:Recharger.gif|64px]] Energy
|25 Pulse, 50 Laser, 25 Stun
|50 Burn
|Emergency Response Team
|Nanotrasen
|A scaled down version of the Pulse Rifle, holds significantly less power than the Pulse Rifle but is capable of being placed inside bags. Issued to Elite Emergency Response Team Security personnel.
|-
|}

==Misc Weapons==

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|-

![[File:Chem sprayer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chem Sprayer}}Chem Sprayer
|Chemicals
|600 units total
* 150 units of Spore Toxin (Causes blindness)
* 150 units of [[Cryptobiolin]]
* 150 units of [[Unstable Mutagen]]
* 150 units of [[Chloral Hydrate]]
|Confusion, blindness, dizziness, knockout, and random mutations with the standard reagents.
|Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 10 telecrystals, only available to Nuclear Agents.
|Syndicate
|Think of it as a spray bottle. Except each spray is three tiles wide and can travel the entire screen. Generally kept away from players due to the potential of the lubepocalypse.
|-

![[File:Flamethrower.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flamethrower}}Flamethrower
|[[File:Plasma tank.png|64px]] Gas of your choice
|Depends on tank pressure
|Depends on the gas
|[[Makeshift weapons|Made by yourself]] or with a hacked [[Autolathe]]
|Civilian
|You are a firestarter! Allows for creative gas mixes if you know your atmos. An area denial tool, generally useful for making small areas uninhabitable for people, not so useful when trying to kill someone, as it's easy to run away.
|-

![[File:Sgun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Syringe Gun}}Syringe Gun
|[[File:Syringe.png|64px]] Syringes
|1 Syringe
|6 Brute + 15u chemicals
|[[Medbay Storage]].
|Civilian
|In fact, this is very robust. Think of it as a ranged hypospray.
|-

![[File:Rapidsyringegun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rapid Syringe Gun}}Rapid Syringe Gun
|[[File:Syringe.png|64px]] Syringes
|6 Syringes
|6 Brute + 15u chemicals
|[[R&D Lab]] once researched first.
|Nanotrasen
|See the syringe gun, but take into account it holds six syringes. Can be made through researching them, and only costs metal and glass to make. This gun gives '''you''' the power to fuck over six people at once! First syringe in is first out.
|-

|}

==Admin Only Weapons==
These weapons are currently restricted to admin spawn only, some may also appear in 'summon gun' events during a Wizard round however.

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![[File:Hybrid taser.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Taser}}Taser
|[[File:Recharger.gif|64px]] Energy
|5 Stun, 20 Disable
|Stun target
|Admins.
|Security
|Previously security's sidearm of choice, now replaced by disablers.
|-

![[File:Automaticsilenced.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Silenced Pistol}}Silenced Pistol
|[[File:Ammo 50.png|64px]] .45
|12 rounds
|20 Brute + Knockdown
|Away missions. Admins.
|Admin
|A small, quiet, easily concealable gun. Uses .45 rounds.
|-

![[File:Tommy gun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tommy Gun}}Tommy Gun
|[[File:Ammo 9mm.png|64px]] 9mm
|50 rounds
|20 Brute + Knockdown
|Admins
|Admin
|A genuine Chicago Typewriter.
|-

![[File:Gyrogun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gyrojet Pistol}}Gyrojet Pistol
|[[File:Ammo 75.png|64px]] .75
|8 Rounds
|74 Brute from direct hit 24 from a tile away explosion (-1, 0, 2)
|Summon guns exclusive.
|Admin
|Delivers an explosion with every shot, plus you can afford to be less accurate with it, as the explosion hits 3x3, so it's great against groups.
|-

![[File:Instagib.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Instakill Rifle}}Instakill Rifle
|None
|Infinite
|Infinite
|Admins
|Admin
|Flat out disintegrates all living targets. Only likely to be encountered if someone particularly likes or hates you.
|}

=Defense=
To be good at combat, you must be able to survive an encounter with anything; Nuclear Operatives, Wizards, Assistants and such. While some may say that the best defense is a robust offense (which can be true in some cases), knowing how to protect yourself is a vital skill needed to be [[robust]].

== Stuns and Incapacitation ==

Having the ability to stun at a moment's notice will protect you from getting robusted quite often (as long as you don't get stunned first).

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Lightgreen;'|Type of Stun
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Lightgreen;'|How to Acquire
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|-
![[File:StunBaton.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Stun Baton}}[[Stun Baton]]
|Stun Duration 14
|[[Security]]
|Not being security, and having this out, is likely to land you in the brig.
|-
![[File:Stunprod.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Stunprod}}[[Stunprod]]
|Stun Duration 10
|[[Makeshift weapons|Made by yourself]]
|Having this is a quick way to get robusted by security. Doesn't fit in backpacks, but can be carried on your back.
|-
![[File:Telescopic_Baton.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Telescopic Baton}}Telescopic Baton
|Duration 5
|Be a [[Head of Staff]]
|Not being a head of staff and having one of these is yet another way to incur security's ire.
|-
![[File:ModernDisabler.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Disabler}}[[Disabler]]
|Stamina damage
|Spawns on officers, [[Armory]]. Disabler Crate from Cargo.
|A non-lethal type of laser that deals Stamina Damage, which has the same slowing/debilitating effects of normal damage, without actually harming. Heals on its own over time. 
|-
![[File:Flash.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flash}}[[Flash]]
|Stun Duration 8 stuns cyborgs
|[[Security]], [[Bridge]], [[Security Checkpoint|Sec Checkpoint]], [[Tech Storage]]
|[[Cyborg]]s are vulnerable to this method of stunning. Eye protection, such as sunglasses or welding helmets prevents you from being stunned this way.
|-
![[File:Hspray.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chemicals}}[[Guide_to_chemistry|Chemicals]]
|Depends on chemical
|[[Chemistry]]
|Typically used with a syringe gun, [[Hypospray]], or [[Grenade|Smoke Grenade]]. Some chemicals, like [[Chloral Hydrate]], or [[Morphine]], can hold targets still for some time, while others can be very harmful.
|-
![[File:Flashbang.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flashbang}}[[Flashbang]]
|Stun Duration varies with distance. Max 10
|[[Security]]
|Very good for stunning a whole room. Not wearing ear protection will make you deaf for awhile. Wearing both sunglasses and a bowman headset makes you immune to these.
|-
![[File:Laser Pointer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Laser Pointer}}[[High-risk_items#Laser_Pointer|Laser Pointer]]
|Blinds humans Stuns cyborgs Duration 5-10
|[[Lawyer]], [[Curator]], [[Research Director]]
|Has a chance of blinding people and cyborgs, like a [[Flash]]; a fully upgraded laser pointer has a 100% chance.
|-

!
!{{anchor|Resonant Shriek}}[[Resonant Shriek]]
|Duration 5-10
|Being a changeling
| Humans become deaf and confused.
|-
![[File:Fff.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cult Stun}}[[Cult|Cult Stun]]
|Stun Duration 15 + 15 duration silence
|Being a cultist and making one.
|Works on cyborgs. Blocked by null rod.
|-
![[File:Beepsky.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beepsky}}[[Beepsky]]
|Stun Duration 14
|Made in robotics.
|Attacks those set to arrest, and, depending on the mode, with weapons out without permission.
|-
![[File:Ed209.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|ED-209}}[[ED-209]]
|Stamina damage
|Made in robotics.
|Attacks those set to arrest, and, depending on the mode, with weapons out without permission.
|}

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! scope="col" style='background-color:Lightgreen;'|Counter
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Lightgreen;'|Type of Stun
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Lightgreen;'|How to Acquire
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Lightgreen;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Hulk.png|64px]]
![[Hulk]]
|Any
|[[Genetics]]
|Hulks don't get stunned and don't fall ever. Even space lube doesn't make them fall, though they do slip.

|-
![[File:SGlasses.png|64px]]
!Eye protection
|Flashes
|[[Cargo]] and [[Engineering]] for welding helmets, [[Security]] for sunglasses.
|Doesn't do anything with the stun itself; rather, it protects you from flashing
|}

==Damage Prevention==
A few items, when used, can randomly completely block damage.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Lightyellow;'|Protection
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Lightyellow;'|Notes
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![[File:RiotS.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Riot Shield}}[[Riot Shield]]
|[[Armory]]
|Blocks melee and projectile attacks to the chest.
|Note that attacks aimed at other parts of the body (commonly the head) may miss, and have a chance of hitting another part instead, usually your chest.
|-

![[File:Eshield.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Energy Combat Shield}}[[Energy Combat Shield]]
|[[Nuke ops]]
|Blocks most melee and ranged projectiles
|Works just like a riot shield, except with a 100% chance to deflect all lasers and energy shots, making it very robust. Can also be turned off to fit in your pocket.
|-

![[File:Reactivearmor.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Reactive Teleport Armor}}[[Reactive Teleport Armor]]
|[[Research Director's Office]]
|Teleports you randomly if you're hit.
|It could end badly if you get spaced due to this, but it'll still improve your odds of surviving.
|-

![[File:Sword.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Energy Sword}}[[Energy Sword]]
|[[Syndicate Items|Syndicate Uplinks]]
|Blocks most projectiles
|Needs to be turned on to work. Counts as a shield just like the riot shield.
|-
|}

==Armor==
Armor is a great passive way to keep you from getting hurt too badly in a fight. Some jobs will have difficulty acquiring armor. Some armor, like hardsuits, will slow you, as well.

Armor will reduce all damage of a certain type, on parts of your body that are protected by the armor. You will see ''"Your armor softens the blow!"'' when your armor reduces damage. The defense values are indicated by an armor's percent protection from different damage types, for example basic Armor has a melee protection rate of 50, as such it will reduce all melee damage to the chest by 50%.

Armor only protects the region that it covers on your body. No armor protects your entire body.

===Body Armor===

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Lightblue;'|Protection
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Lightblue;'|Notes
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![[File:CaptArmor.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Captain's Armor}}[[Captain's Armor]]
|[[Captain's Quarters]]
|Offers moderate protection from most sources.
|melee = 40 bullet = 50 laser = 50 energy = 25 bomb = 50 bio = 100 rad = 50 fire = 100 acid = 100
|The Captain will sometimes wear this. It's also space-worthy, but it will slow you down. Wearing this while not the Captain is a good way to get robusted.
|-

![[File:Capscarapace.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Captain's Carapace}}[[Captain's Carapace]]
|[[Captain's Quarters]]
|Offers moderate protection from most sources.
|melee = 50 bullet = 40 laser = 50 energy = 10 bomb = 25
|A special armor vest unique to the Captain. Offers far greater protection than most armor, and also displays your authority to the crew.
|-

![[File:RIG.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Engineering Hardsuit}}[[Hardsuit|Engineering Hardsuit]]
|[[Engineering]]
|Gives low protection from melee attacks and explosions.
|melee = 30 bullet = 5 laser = 10 energy = 5 bomb = 10 bio = 100 rad = 75 fire = 100 acid = 75
|See [[Space_suit|here]] for information on the different styles.
|-

![[File:Atmospherics_Hardsuit.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Atmospherics Hardsuit}}[[Hardsuit|Atmospherics Hardsuit]]
|[[Atmospherics]]
|Identical to normal RIG however it is one of the only items that grants complete protection from Fire at the cost of no Radiation protection.
|melee = 30 bullet = 5 laser = 10 energy = 5 bomb = 10 bio = 100 fire = 100 acid = 75
|See [[Space_suit|here]] for information on the different styles.
|-

![[File:Mining_Hardsuit.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mining Hardsuit}}[[Hardsuit|Mining Hardsuit]]
|[[Mining]]
|Gives quite good protection from melee attacks and explosions. Can be upgraded with goliath hide plates to a maximum of 80 melee defense. Essentially becoming a spaceworthy riot suit. The helmet must be upgraded independently of the suit.
|melee = 30 - 70 bullet = 5 laser = 10 energy = 5 bomb = 50 bio = 100 rad = 50 fire = 50 acid = 75
|See [[Space_suit|here]] for information on the different styles.
|-

![[File:AdvRIG.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|CE Hardsuit}}[[Hardsuit|CE Hardsuit]]
|[[Chief Engineer]]
|Gives good protection from melee attacks, near complete Radiation protection and complete protection against Fire.
|melee = 40 bullet = 5 laser = 10 energy = 5 bomb = 50 bio = 100 rad = 90 fire = 100 acid = 90
|See [[Space_suit|here]] for information on the different styles.
|-

![[File:Medical_Hardsuit.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|CMO Hardsuit}}[[Hardsuit|CMO Hardsuit]]
|[[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Provides little physical protection and does not block intense light based weapons, such as flashbangs or flashes. But is a easy to access Hardsuit for the CMO.
|melee = 30 bullet = 5 laser = 10 energy = 5 bomb = 10 bio = 100 rad = 50 fire = 75 acid = 75
|See [[Space_suit|here]] for information on the different styles.
|-

![[File:RDRIG.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|RD Hardsuit}}[[Hardsuit|RD Hardsuit]]
|[[Research Director]]
|More accurately described as a space proof bomb suit. One of the only Hardsuits to provide 100% bomb protection, the helmet also has a diagnostic HUD built in.
|melee = 30 bullet = 5 laser = 10 energy = 5 bomb = 100 bio = 100 rad = 60 fire = 60 acid = 80
|See [[Space_suit|here]] for information on the different styles.
|-

![[File:Security Hardsuit.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Security Hardsuit}}[[Hardsuit|Security Hardsuit]]
|[[Brig]], or in the case of [[BoxStation]] in [[E.V.A.]]
|Gives slightly increased protection against all damage sources.
|melee = 30 bullet = 15 laser = 30 energy = 10 bomb = 10 bio = 100 rad = 50 fire = 75 acid = 75
|See [[Space_suit|here]] for information on the different styles.
|-

![[File:HoSRIG.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|HoS Hardsuit}}[[Hardsuit|HoS Hardsuit]]
|[[Head of Security's Office]], or in the case of [[BoxStation]] in [[E.V.A.]]
|Gives slightly increased protection against all damage sources.
|melee = 45 bullet = 25 laser = 30 energy = 10 bomb = 25 bio = 100 rad = 50 fire = 95 acid = 95
|Offer more protection than the standard Security Hardsuit. Still not as good as the Captain's spacesuit.
|-

![[File:Wizardsuit.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gem-encrusted hardsuit}}[[Wizard|Gem-encrusted hardsuit]]
|[[Wizard]] or Summon magic
|Offers good protection overall and counts as a robe for spellcasting. Protective against fire and totally acidproof to boot!
|melee = 40 bullet = 40 laser = 40 energy = 20 bomb = 35 bio = 100 rad = 50 fire = 100 acid = 100
|See [[Wizard|here]] for information on the magical arts.
|-

![[File:Ablative.png‎|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ablative Armor Vest}}[[Ablative Armor Vest]]
|[[Armory]]
|Gives excellent protection against Laser and Energy attacks and can even deflect them.
|melee = 10 bullet = 10 laser = 60 energy = 50
|It will sometimes deflect energy projectiles, which includes [[Taser]] shots! It's also a [[High-risk items|traitor objective]]. Expect to receive a harsh sentence from security if caught with this.
|-

![[File:Bulletproofvest.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bulletproof Vest}}[[Bulletproof Vest]]
|[[Armory]]
|Makes the wearer very resilient to bullets at the cost of being poor defense against other weapons.
|melee = 15 bullet = 60 laser = 10 energy = 10 bomb = 40
|Very useful against gangsters and nuke ops. The helmet only provides half of the protection of the vest sadly.
|-

![[File:Armor.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Body Armor}}[[Body Armor]]
|[[HoS]], [[HoP]], [[Security]]
|Protects moderately against melee and lasers, which are common things to be harmed by.
|melee = 30 bullet = 30 laser = 30 energy = 10 bomb = 25
|The standard armor found on security mooks. Also sometimes found on [[Ian]]. Also comes in identical tactical (officer lockers) and Black Mesa (security vendor) versions.
|-

![[File:Swatarmor.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Riot Suit}}[[Riot Suit]]
|[[Armory]]
|This, combined with the riot shield, will make you be the nightmare of fire extinguisher -wielding [[assistant]]s everywhere. Gives complete protection to the entire body.
|melee = 50 bullet = 10 laser = 10 energy = 10
|It's very resistant to melee attacks, BUT it's less protective against lasers than standard armor.
|-

![[File:Armoredcoat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Armored Coat}}[[Armored Coat]]
|[[HoS]]
|A good set of armour that covers the entire body, and the HoS starts with it. Not as powerful as it once was but it's still robust.
|melee = 30 bullet = 30 laser = 30 energy = 10 bomb = 25
|Wear this as your rightful trophy if you manage to outrobust him.
|-

![[File:Deathsquad.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Deathsquad Armor}}[[Deathsquad Armor]]
|[[Death Squad]]
|Extremely robust armor found only on Deathsquad Officers. Offers strong protection against all damage sources to the entire body, in addition to being spaceworthy. Moderate slowdown.
|melee = 80 bullet = 80 laser = 50 energy = 50 bomb = 100 bio = 100 rad = 100 fire = 100 acid = 100
|If you see someone wearing this, it's a good idea to run.
|-

![[File:Bomb-suit.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bomb Suit}}[[Bomb-suit|Bomb Suit]]
|[[Toxins Lab]], [[Armory]]
|Protects you from bombs. Even if a bomb manages to kill you, your body will not be gibbed and you can be cloned.
|melee = 40 laser = 20 energy = 10 bomb = 100
|A suit designed for safety when handling explosives.
|-

![[File:Secjumpsuit.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Security Officer's Jumpsuit}}Security Officer's Jumpsuit
|[[Security Offices]]
|A security officer's jumpsuit provides a small amount of melee protection. All security-division jumpsuits have the same benefit, whether it be an officer's, the detective's, or the HoS's. Lawyers do not, however.
|melee = 10
|The kicker? It goes in your jumpsuit slot, and when worn underneath armor will stack their defenses additively. The riot suit's 80% melee reduction becomes an incredible 90%.
|-

![[File:MK.I_SWAT_Suit.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MK.I SWAT Suit}}[[MK.I SWAT Suit|MK.I SWAT Suit]]
|Order it from [[Cargo|Cargo]]
|An all rounded suit available through the Cargo Supply Console for 6000 points. Causes moderate slowdown
|melee = 40 bullet = 30 laser = 30 energy = 30 bomb = 50 bio = 90 rad = 20 fire = 100 acid = 100
|This suit, although costly, can provide a decent addition to security should they need extra defense against a multitude of threats.
|-
![[File:Syndi_hardsuit.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blood-red Hardsuit}}[[Syndicate_Items#Syndicate_Hardsuit|Blood-red Hardsuit]]
|From [[Syndicate_Uplink|the Syndicate]]
|A dual-mode advanced helmet designed for work in special operations. Has two modes: EVA and Combat.
|melee = 40 bullet = 50 laser = 30 energy = 15 bomb = 35 bio = 100 rad = 50 fire = 50 acid = 90
|Costs 8 telecrystals from the uplink. EVA is space proof while Combat is not, but increases your speed, fits in backpacks. Property of Gorlex Marauders.
|}

===Helmets===
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|-

![[File:Helmet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Helmet}}[[Helmet]]
|[[Security Office]]
|Standard head gear for security mooks. Keeps your head safe.
|melee = 35 bullet = 30 laser = 30 energy = 10 bomb = 25
|Brave officers may opt to wear the security beret or hat instead. The warden's hat offers the same protection as this.
|-

![[File:Swathelmet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Swat Helmet}}Swat Helmet
|[[Derelict]] or order it from [[Cargo|Cargo]]
|A rare and extremely powerful helmet that protects against all kinds of damage. Spaceworthy.
|melee = 40 bullet = 30 laser = 25 energy = 25 bomb = 50 bio = 10
|If you get this, be proud that you are wearing the best protective headgear in the game.
|-

![[File:Riothelm.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Riot Helmet}}[[Riot Helmet]]
|[[Armory]]
|Provides excellent melee protection, but lacks in other areas.
|melee = 45 bullet = 15 laser = 5 energy = 5 bomb = 5 bio = 2
|Useful during revolutions, and other situations where you might be swarmed with melee weapons.
|-

![[File:Hoscap.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Head of Security Hat}}Head of Security Hat
|[[HoS]]
|Provides robust head protection in all damage types. The HoS starts with this.
|melee = 40 bullet = 30 laser = 25 energy = 10 bomb = 25 bio = 10
|Powerful and stylish, also for showing who is in charge around here. The dermal armor in the HoS's locker offers the same protection as this.
|-

![[File:Deathsquadhelm.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Deathsquad Helmet}}Deathsquad Helmet
|[[Death squad]]
|A strong helmet that provides reduction against most damage types. Spaceworthy.
|melee = 80 bullet = 80 laser = 50 energy = 50 bomb = 100 bio = 100 rad = 100
|Underwhelming compared to the deathsquad body armor
|}

[[Category:Guides]]
[[Category:Weapons]]

Chief Medical Officer

2021-02-12T17:09:23Z

TF4: fix chemistry link

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|headerfontcolor = black
|stafftype = MEDICAL & COMMAND
|imagebgcolor = #ffeeee
|img = ChiefMedicalOfficer.png
|jobtitle = Chief Medical Officer
|access = All [[Job_Guides#Medical|Medical Departments]], including your office, [[Job_Guides#Station_Command|Bridge]], [[Engineering]], Construction, [[Job_Guides#Research|Research]].
|difficulty = Hard
|qualifications = At least 35 years of age, M.D., 5 years medical experience.
|education = [[Lunar University of Medical Science]] - [[Skalamar University Of Medicine]] - [[Biesel Institute of Medical Sciences]] - [[Aliose University of Medical Sciences]] - [[Trizar State Medical Academy]]
|superior = [[Captain]]
|duties = Coordinate the [[Medical Doctor|doctors]], [[Chemist|chemists]], and [[Psychologist|psychiatrist]] to ensure the health of all crew.
|guides = [[Guide to Medicine]], [[Guide_to_chemistry|Guide to Chemistry]], [[Surgery|Guide to Surgery]], [[Chain of Command]]
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The [[Chief Medical Officer]] is in charge of the health of the crew. They make sure that the [[Medical Doctor]]s are treating people effectively, and making sure the [[Virologist]]s and [[Chemist]]s are working for the good of the station.

== Overview ==
You manage the entire medbay. Your primary task is to make sure everyone is doing their jobs and not taking over everyone else's lane. Other than treating injured crew, it is your responsibility to ensure <s>that [[Chain of Command|important crew]] (including yourself) have received genetic backups and death alarms, and</s> that all crew are using their suit sensors when [[Corporate Regulations|appropriate]],

You are the medical <s>expert</s> leader on the station. The ideal Chief Medical Officer would have the knowledge to perform common surgical operations, manufacture most basic pharmaceuticals, <s>and develop 'cures' for viral infection.</s> You should allow your subordinates to handle the bulk of the work and only jump in to help new players or fill in critical roles that your character would be able to perform <s>or what you have written in your records.</s> The objective in mind is ensuring that everyone in the department has their place; if you delegate all of your duties completely, <s>you've lost your own place</s> you can empty the bridge bar without getting caught.

== Your Job ==
You are often regarded as the least important Head of Staff, but in reality, you hold <s>power over life and death</s> a great deal of power. Without a competent Chief Medical Officer coordinating things, the medbay often dissolves into a chaotic mess that only manages to heal anybody through sheer coincidence <s>or that one paramedic who you should really ahelp for doing surgery again.</s>

Your primary duty is to ensure that the crew is in top possible physical <s>and mental</s> shape. To do this, you will need the help of your assigned crew. Medical Doctors take several shapes; Nurses, Surgeons, Virologists and Emergency Physicians. They all occupy the same slot, but have different, and obvious, specialties. The [[Chemist]] is responsible for the manufacture of important medicines. The [[Virologist]] is responsible for the development, and counteraction, of viral agents. The [[Psychologist]] is responsible for the mental health of crew <s>since we removed cloning.</s>

=== Specialized Staff ===
When the round starts, review your medical staff and assigned jobs. Remember, Emergency Physicians, Surgeons, and regular Doctors are all the same job, and they're all required to treat patients. Their specific title just indicates a specialization. They can and should be able to be given assignments outside of that, so long as it still falls within the description of Medical Doctor work. If they're unable or unwilling to do basic medical work because "they're a surgeon, not a doctor", then they need reeducating about what their job actually entails. If they decide to run out and do the paramedics job without getting told to, <s>fire them</s> explain to them the error of their ways.

Make sure that you have a dedicated EMT team ready to respond to calls for medical assistance from outside of Medbay, someone manning the front desk to handle arrivals and minor cases, and someone - preferably <s>everyone and some officers</s> a medical doctor - waiting in the wings to handle critical cases that require Cryo treatment or surgery. Each of these three assignments is vital for different reasons, and, once given a job, your staff should focus on doing that job exclusively <s>except in case of emergency</s> and only help out when asked for instead of jumping in whenever they feel more competent. If they don't, and they try to do someone else's job, it means that you have two doctors doing a job that could be done by <s>three</s> one, and an area which is left understaffed. Make sure that everyone is entirely clear on exactly what their job is and why it is important.

When everyone has their assignments, make sure that everybody has their Medical belts stocked with the basic tools of the trade - gauze, ointment, Inaprovaline, and things like that. Emergency Physicians, Paramedics and EMTs should carry more than most, and should have [[Guide_to_Medicine#Common_Equipment|a variety of Medkits]] available for unusual cases, since they're the first responders and may have to deal with anything.

=== Chemical Fixes ===
Once your main staff is set up, contact Chemistry and get them to start making medicines for your doctors. Clonexadone is a must-have, so have the Chemists take the cryoxadone from Cryo and mix some up immediately, so have those mixed up as soon as possible, and make sure that your doctors know that they're available and where to find them. Make sure that Virology gets some diluted milk and radium, too, or your Virologists won't be able to do anything. Once you have all of the basic medicines, have Chemistry mix up a little bit of everything and stock up on the important stuff, or <s>do all the work yourself</s> decide to have a shift without every chemical known to man prepared an hour before the [[Mercenary|time police]] arrives.

=== Responding ===
As with other Head positions, a large part of your job is to be watchful for any calls for medical assistance. As soon as one comes in, make sure that your EMTs are responding and that the rest of your staff are ready to take in anybody who can't be treated in the field. It's also a good idea to ask for an [[Guide_to_Robotics#Odysseus|Odysseus]] from Robotics, preferably with two mounted Sleepers. Make sure that your EMTs know how to operate it; an Odysseus can save a lot of lives and make it possible for your EMTs to answer calls that they would normally be unable to due to its armour and internals.

=== Outbreaks ===
When diseases break out<s>, this is your chance to shine. You have a biohazard suit inside of your office. Use it.</s> figure out if it's dangerous or just annoying by consulting the [[Virologist]] and [[Chemist]]. You have the authority to isolate and detain anyone experiencing symptoms<s>, but will get laughed at if you try to get anyone to come to medical without offering a cure.</s>

Vaccinate the medical personnel and quarantine the infected. Administer the drugs, keep people alive. Your [[Medical Doctor]]s should be helping with this, if they're not, <s>shout them into line.</s> ask them for help like a decent human being and realize that them staying in their lane is a situation you will never again experience.

=== Hypospray ===
This is your medical tool, your lifeline. It's a fast injector (dealing bursts of 5 units, with a fill limit of 30 units). You need to get rid of the chemicals inside before you can fill it with different medicine, which can be done by using the sink, or make your own mixes inside of the hypospray on the fly. It's considered very bad form to just go around injecting people without any RP however.

Good candidates for your hypospray are <s>Tricordrazine or Epinephrine.</s> whatever the patient needs right now. Sadly surgery does not fit into it yet.

== Links to Other Departments ==
As the CMO, you're the link between the captain, the other heads of staff, and your medical department. Security will often be a source of casualties, whether officers or prisoners; make sure any doctor going to treat a dangerous prisoner has an escort. Science--especially Toxins and Xenobiology--will send you its share of patients, too. When your equipment gets blown up, Engineering can rebuild it. During an epidemic, one of your most important connections is, strangely enough, the lowly janitor, whose biosuit allows him to safely clean up infectious material and slow the spread of the disease. You will also be required to try to explain why people are [[cult|going crazy]], [[changeling|returning from the dead]], or [[wizard|trapped in the body of a monkey]]. Good luck with that one.

== Traitoring ==
So, you're a traitor CMO? Don't fret. You have many possible tools to help with your objectives. Your hypospray will help a bit, try filling it with Choral Hydrate for <s>an easy ban</s> sedation purposes (provide RP before doing that and keep in mind that there are others with hyposprays around you). You have access to [[Chemistry]], so you can sneak in there and make some <s>space lube</s> thermite or similar.

The bottom line here is to be a <s>bad doctor</s> good antag.

=== Changeling ===
So you've spotted a possible changeling? You have a core understanding of what changlings are and their general abilities such as being able to shape shift, however, CMOs are not aware of the effects of BZ that knowledge is only afforded to the Research Director

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[[Category:Medbay]]

Guide to food and drinks

2021-02-08T23:40:31Z

TF4: /* Mixed Drinks */ fixes strawberry milk and tea recipes

=Drinks=
Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in [[Surgery|surgery]] when applied externally. 
 
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===Basic Drink Ingredients===
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! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Absinthe.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Absinthe}}Absinthe
|80
|1 part Absinthe
|A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumoured to cause hallucinations but does not.
||Has a chance to cause hallucinations. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Ale.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ale}}Ale
|65
|1 part ale
|A warm pint of delicious ale.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe Juice}}Aloe Juice
|N/A
|1 part aloe juice
|A healthy and refreshing juice.
|30% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice aloe or grind aloe cream.
|-
![[File:amaretto_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amaretto}}Amaretto
|25
|1 part Amaretto
|A gentle and syrup-like drink, tastes of almonds and apricots.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles Luini Amaretto
|-
![[File:Applejack_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Applejack}}Applejack
|20
|1 part applejack
|The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
|-
![[File:Apple_juice.png]]
!{{anchor|Apple Juice}}Apple Juice
|N/A
|1 part apple juice
|The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice an [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Apple|apple]].
|-
![[File:Banana_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Juice}}Banana Juice
|N/A
|1 part banana juice
|The raw essence of a banana. HONK
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage '''To acquire:''' Juice bananas.
|-
![[File:Beer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beer}}Beer
|25
|1 part beer
|A freezing pint of beer.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units [[#Universal_Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:Berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry Juice}}Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?
|'''To acquire:''' Juice berries.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bungo Juice}}Bungo Juice
|N/A
|1 part bungo juice
|Exotic! You feel like you are on vacation already.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage '''To acquire:''' Juice [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|bungo fruit]]
|-
![[File:Carrot_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Juice}}Carrot juice
|N/A
|1 part carrot juice
|It is just like a carrot but without crunching.
|Heals eye damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice carrots.
|-
![[File:Champagne_glass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Champagne}}Champagne
|40
|1 part champagne
|A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.
|'''To acquire:''' Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
|-
![[File:Banana juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Clown's Tears}}Clown's Tears
|N/A
|1 part clown's tears
|Not very funny.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind some clown's tear soup.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee}}Coffee
|N/A
|1 part coffee
|Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Cognac_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cognac}}Cognac
|75
|1 part cognac
|Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Coconut}}Creme de Coconut
|20
|1 part creme de coconut
|A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Lime juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Menthe}}Creme de Menthe
|20
|1 part creme de menthe
|A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Chocolate glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Cacao}}Creme de Cacao
|20
|1 part creme de cacao
|A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|N/A
|1 part Dr. Gibb
|Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.
|Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:fernet_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fernet}}Fernet
|80
|1 part Fernet
|Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure.
|Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. '''To acquire:''' In [[Hacking#Vending_Machines|hacked]] Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Garlic Juice}}Garlic Juice
|N/A
|1 part garlic juice
|Crushed (not juiced)[[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]. [[Cook|Chefs]] love it.
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a [[Cook|cook]]. Prevents [[Vampire|vampires]] from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u). '''To acquire:''' Grind [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]].
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin}}Gin
|45
|1 part gin
|It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
|-
![[File:grenadine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grenadine}}Grenadine
|N/A
|1 part grenadine
|Delicious flavored syrup.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat.
|-
![[File:Ice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Glass of Ice}}{{anchor|Ice}}Glass of Ice
|N/A
|1 part ice
|Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...
|Cools down. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Hard_cider_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hard Cider}}Hard Cider
|25
|1 part hard cider
|Apple juice, for adults.
|Cools down. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Holy Water}}Holy Water
|N/A
|1 part holy water
|A glass of holy water.
|Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals [[Cult|cultism]]. '''To acquire:''' Have the [[Chaplain]] hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the [[Chapel]].
|-
![[File:Kahlua_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kahlua}}{{anchor|Kahlúa}}Kahlúa
|45
|1 part Kahlúa
|DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 [[#Coffee|coffee]] + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon Juice}}Lemon Juice
|N/A
|1 part lemon juice
|Sour...
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}Lemon-Lime
|N/A
|1 part Lemon-Lime
|You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lime Juice}}Lime Juice
|N/A
|1 part lime juice
|A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.
|20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. '''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Menthol}}Menthol
|N/A
|1 part menthol
|Tastes naturally minty and imparts a very mild numbing sensation.
|Prevents coughing. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Milk}}Milk
|N/A
|1 part milk
|White and nutritious goodness!
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]]. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from [[File:Milk.png]] Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in the kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream}}{{anchor|Cream}}Cream
|N/A
|1 part cream
|Ewwww...
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nothing}}Nothing
|N/A
|1 part nothing
|Absolutely nothing.
|Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them. '''To acquire:''' [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Mimana|Mimanas]].
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Orange Juice}}Orange Juice
|N/A
|1 part orange juice
|Vitamins! Yay!
|30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
|-
![[File:Parsnip_juice_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Parsnip Juice}}Parsnip Juice
|N/A
|1 part parsnip juice
|Why...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice a [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Parsnip|parsnip]].
|-
![[File:Peach_juice_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peach Juice}}Peach Juice
|N/A
|1 part peach juice
|Just peachy.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in [[Maintenance|maintenance]].
|-
![[File:Pineapplejuice.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pineapple_Juice}}Pineapple Juice
|N/A
|1 part pineapple juice
|Tart, tropical, and hotly debated.
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice pineapples.
|-
![[File:Poison_berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Poison Berry Juice}}Poison Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part poison berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?
|Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Juice poison berries.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Juice}}Potato Juice
|N/A
|1 part potato juice
|Bleh...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice potatoes.
|-
![[File:Rum_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum}}Rum
|60
|1 part rum
|Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:sakecup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sake}}Sake
|70
|1 part sake
|A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soda Water}}Soda Water
|N/A
|1 part soda water
|Why not make a scotch and soda?
|Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sol Dry}}Sol Dry
|N/A
|1 part Sol Dry
|A soothing, mellow drink made from ginger.
|Reduces [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]]. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Sol Dry in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. 30 units in each can.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Milk}}Soy Milk
|N/A
|1 part soy milk
|White and nutritious soy goodness!
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator or from [[File:Soymilk.gif]] Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in the kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Space_cola_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|N/A
|1 part Space Cola
|A glass of refreshing Space Cola.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|N/A
|1 part Space Mountain Wind
|Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.
|Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_up_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|N/A
|1 part Space-Up
|Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Synthanol
|N/A
|1 part Space Lube, 1 part Plasma, 1 part Welding Fuel
|A runny liquid with conductive capacities. Its effects on synthetics are similar to those of alcohol on organics.
|Non-synthetic will rapidly purge synthanol-based drinks from their systems.
|-
![[File:Teaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tea}}Tea
|N/A
|1 part tea
|Drinking it from here would not seem right.
|Similar to coffee but also removes jitteriness and a small number of toxins. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teqilla_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila}}Tequila
|70
|1 part tequila
|Now all that's missing is the weird coloured shades!
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Juice}}Tomato Juice
|N/A
|1 part tomato juice
|Are you sure this is tomato juice?
|20% chance to heal 1 burn damage. Blood shows the same way. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tonic Water}}Tonic Water
|N/A
|1 part tonic water
|Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Orange juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Sec}}Triple Sec
|30
|1 part triple sec
|A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.
|'''To acquire:''' In a booze dispenser.
|-
![[File:Vermouth_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vermouth}}Vermouth
|45
|1 part vermouth
|You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka}}Vodka
|65
|1 part vodka
|The glass contain wodka. Xynta.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 [[#Potato Juice|potato juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]
|-
![[File:Water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Water}}Water
|N/A
|1 part water
|The father of all refreshments.
|'''To acquire:''' Sinks. Watertanks.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Watermelon Juice}}Watermelon Juice
|N/A
|1 part watermelon juice
|A glass of watermelon juice.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice watermelon slices.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Welder Fuel}}Welder Fuel
|N/A
|1 part welding fuel
|Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.
|Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Find a Welding fuel tank.
|-
![[File:Whiskeyemoji.png|25px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey}}Whiskey
|75
|1 part whiskey
|A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Wine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wine}}Wine
|35
|1 part wine
|A very classy looking drink.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (instantly becomes grappa).
|}

===Mixed Drinks===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:AcidSpit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Acid Spit}}Acid Spit
|70
|5 parts [[#Wine|wine]], 1 part Sulphuric Acid
|A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
|
|-
![[File:Alexander.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Alexander}}Alexander
|50
|1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems.
|If you have a shield it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Allies Cocktail}}Allies Cocktail
|45
|1 part [[#Classic Martini|Classic Martini]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A drink made from your allies.
|Refers to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Entente Triple Entente]: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin.
|-
![[File:Aloe.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe}}Aloe
|35
|3 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 2 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|Very, very, very good.
|
|-
![[File:Alexander_Amaretto.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amaretto Alexander}}Amaretto Alexander
|35
|1 part [[#Amaretto|Amaretto ]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]]
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is in fact as gentle as it seems.
|
|-
![[File:Amasec.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amasec}}Amasec
|35
|1 part Iron, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|Always handy before COMBAT!!!
|[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amasec Warhammer 40k drink]
|-
![[File:Andalusia.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Andalusia}}Andalusia
|40
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]
|A nice, strangely named drink.
|
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Anti-Freeze}}Anti-Freeze
|35
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The ultimate refreshment.
|Heats you up if you are frozen.
|-
![[File:Arnold_palmer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Arnold Palmer}}Arnold Palmer
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lemonade|lemonade]], 1 part [[#Tea|tea]]
|Encourages the patient to go golfing.
|
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Atomic Bomb}}Atomic Bomb
|N/A
|10 parts [[#B-52|B-52]], 1 part Uranium
|Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.
|Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:B-52.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|B-52}}B-52
|85
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]]
|Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-52_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bacchus_blessing.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacchus' Blessing}}Bacchus' Blessing
|300
|1 part [[#Hooch|Hooch]] + 1 part [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] + 1 part [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] + 1 part [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]]
|Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.
|Can kill you if you drink enough.
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bahama Mama}}Bahama Mama
|35
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 1 part [[#Kahlúa|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]]
|Tropic cocktail.
|Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Honk}}Banana Honk
|60
|1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Laughter|laughter]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A drink from Clown Heaven.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
|-
![[File:Barefootglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Barefoot}}Barefoot
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Barefoot and pregnant.
|Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
|-
![[File:Bastionbourbon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bastion Bourbon}}Bastion Bourbon
|30
|1 part tea, 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors.
|When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Bastion_Bourbon Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beepsky Smash}}Beepsky Smash
|60
|2 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 2 parts [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part Iron
|Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.
|Summons a stream of [[Guide_to_robotics#Securitron|securitron]] hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of [[Security|security]], you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
|-
![[File:between_the_sheets.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Between the Sheets}}Between the Sheets
|55
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|A provocatively named classic.
|Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Between_the_Sheets_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bilkglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bilk}}Bilk
|15
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.
|10% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:BlackRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Black Russian}}Black Russian
|70
|3 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Russian IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Blank_paper_drink.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blank_Paper}}Blank Paper
|20
|1 part [[#Silencer|Silencer]], 1 part [[#Nothing|nothing]], 1 part [[#Nuka_Cola|Nuka Cola]]
|A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh.
|Heals and mutes mimes.
|-
![[File:Blazaam_glass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blazaam}}Blazaam
|70
|1 part [[#Peach_Juice|peach juice]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Bluespace_Dust|Bluespace Dust]], 2 parts [[#Gin|gin]]
|The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.
|Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bloody Mary}}Bloody Mary
|55
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.
|Restores blood. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(cocktail) IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bluecherryshake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Shake}}Blue Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly
|A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Booger}}Booger
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]]
|Ewww...
|
|-
![[File:BrancaMenta.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Branca Menta}}Branca Menta
|35
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|Creme de Menthe]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]]
|A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original.
|Cools you down if overheated. Causes a tick of 35 stamina damage when first drank.
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Brave Bull}}Brave Bull
|60
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.
|Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:Bug_spray.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bug Spray}}Bug Spray
|50
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon_Lime|lemon lime]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves.
|Deals 1 toxin per tick to [[Mothpeople|mothpeople]] and [[Guide_to_races#Flypeople|flypeople]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Cafelatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee Latte}}{{anchor|Cafe Latte}}Cafe Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:CatnipTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Catniptea}}Catnip Tea
|0
|5 parts [[#tea|tea]], 5 parts milk
|A purrfect drink for a cat.
|Results in 5 nya
|-
![[File:ChangelingSting.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Changeling Sting}}Changeling Sting
|50
|2 part [[#Lemon-Lime|lemon-lime]], 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]]
|A stingy drink.
|Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Cherryshake.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Shake}}Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.
|A cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate}}Chocolate
|N/A
|5 parts [[#Water|water]], 1 part Coco Powder
|Tasty.
|Heats up if frozen
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Milk}}Chocolate Milk
|N/A
|3 parts [[#Dutch_Hot_Coco|Hot Coco]], 2 parts Coco Powder, under 300K temperature.
|Tasty.
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]].
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
|5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
|5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Classic Martini}}Classic Martini
|60
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_%28cocktail%29 IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Coggrog.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cog_Grog}}Cog Grog
|10
|1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part [[#Screwdriver|Screwdriver]]
|Not even Ratvar's Four Generals could withstand this! Qevax Jryy!
|
|-
![[File:Cream_soda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream Soda}}Cream Soda
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Soda_Water|soda water]], 2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part vanilla
|A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.
|Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
|-
![[File:crevicespike.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crevice Spike}}Crevice Spike
| -10
|2 parts [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 4 parts [[#Capsaicin Oil|capsaicin]]
|Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering.
|It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out. [http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Crevice_Spike Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:CubaLibre.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cuba Libre}}Cuba Libre
|50
|3 parts [[#Rum and Coke|Rum and Coke]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.
|Heals revolutionaries. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba_Libre IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Demons Blood}}Demons Blood
|75
|1 part [[#Space Mountain Wind|Space Mountain Wind]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part blood, 1 part [[#Dr. Gibb|Dr. Gibb]]
|Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.
|Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
|-
![[File:DevilsKiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Devil's Kiss}}Devil's Kiss
|70
|1 part Blood, 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Creepy time!
|Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Doctor's Delight}}Doctor's Delight
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]]
|A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
|Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Driest Martini}}Driest Martini
|65
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Gin|gin]]
|Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing
|-
![[File:Drunkenblumpkin.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Drunken Blumpkin}}Drunken Blumpkin
|50
|1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice
|A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
|
|-
![[File:Duplex_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duplex}}Duplex
|25
|2 parts [[#Hard_Cider|hard cider]], 1 part [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]], 1 part [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
|
|-
![[File:Nog2.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Eggnog}}Eggnog
|1
|5 parts [[#Egg Yolk|egg yolk]], 5 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 5 parts [[#Cream|cream]]
|For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
|
|-
![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Erika Surprise}}Erika Surprise
|35
|1 part [[#Ale|ale]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]]
|The surprise is, it's green!
|
|-
![[File:fanciulli.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fanchiulli}}Fanciulli
| -10
|1 part [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part [[#fernet|Fernet]]
|What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour?
|Reduces satiety. Sobers you up. Causes a tick of 20 stamina damage when first drank.. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernet#Cocktails Existing drink.]
|-
![[File:FernetCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fernet Cola}}Fernet Cola
|25
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Cola|Cola]]
|A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition.
|Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
|-
![[File:Fetching_fizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fetching Fizz}}Fetching Fizz
|10
|1 part [[#Nuka Cola|Nuka Cola]], 1 part Iron
|Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.
|Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Fetching_Fizz Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:fringeweaver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fringe Weaver}}Fringe Weaver
|90
|9 parts Ethanol, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.
|[http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Fringe_Weaver Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:Gibbfloats.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gibb Floats}}Gibb Floats
|N/A
|5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream
|Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
|
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin Fizz}}Gin Fizz
|45
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fizz_%28cocktail%29#Gin_Fizz IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[file:Ginger_Amaretto.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ginger Amaretto}}Ginger Amaretto
|30
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|Amaretto]], 1 part [[#Sol dry|sol dry]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The sprig of rosemary adds a nice aroma to the drink, and isn't just to be pretentious afterall!
|
|-
![[File:GinTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin and Tonic}}Gin and Tonic
|25
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
|
|-
![[File:Godfather.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Godfather}}Godfather
|50
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|amaretto]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|A classic from old Italy and enjoyed by gangsters, pray the orange peel doesnt end up in your mouth.
|
|-
![[File:Godmother.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Godmother}}Godmother
|50
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|amaretto]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A lovely fresh smelling cocktail, a true Sicilian delight.
|
|-
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Goldschlager}}Goldschlager
|25
|10 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Gold
|100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grapesoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grape Soda}}Grape Soda
|N/A
|1 part [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]], 1 part soda water
|Beloved of children and teetotalers.
|Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Grappa.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grappa}}Grappa
|60
|1 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
|
|-
![[File:Grasshopper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grasshopper}}Grasshopper
|25
|5 parts cream, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 5 parts creme de cacao
|A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grasshopper_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Green_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Green Beer}}Green Beer
|25
|10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part Green Crayon Powder
|A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.
|Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grog.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grog}}Grog
|1
|1 part [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fine and cepa drink for Space.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Gunfire.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gunfire}}Gunfire
|40
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 3 parts [[#tea|tea]]
|It pops constantly as you look at it, giving off tiny sparks.
|fizzes and pops in your mouth.
|-
![[File:Hearty_punch.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hearty Punch}}Hearty Punch
|90
|5 parts [[#Brave Bull|Brave Bull]] + 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]] + 5 parts [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] (requires temperature of 315)
|Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.
|Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Hearty_Punch Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:Hellfire.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hellfire}}Hellfire
|60
|2 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part [[#ice|ice]], 1 part [[#crevicespike|crevice spike]]
|An amber colored drink that isn't quite as hot as it looks.
|heats you up.
|-
![[File:Hippiesdelight.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hippie's Delight}}Hippie's Delight
|N/A
|1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
|Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hivemind Eraser}}Hivemind Eraser
|40
|2 parts [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|Grenadine]], 1 part [[#Thirteen Loko|Thirteen Loko]]
|A vessel of pure flavor. For when even mindshields can't save you.
|See [[Hivemind_Host|Hivemind Host]].
|-
![[File:Hoochglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hooch}}Hooch
|100
|2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants.
|[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hooch Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era]
|-
![[File:Hot_ice_coffee.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Ice Coffee}}Hot Ice Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Hot_Ice_Slush|Hot Ice Slush]]
|A sharp drink. This can't have come cheap.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and deals 1 toxin damage.
|-
![[File:HotlimeMiami.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|HotlimeMiami}}Hotlime Miami
|40
|1 part ephedrine, 1 part [[#PinaColada|Pina Colada]]
|This looks very aesthetically pleasing.
|Drugs drinker, restores stamina
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Beer}}Iced Beer
|15
|5 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] '''''or''''' 10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Frost Oil|frost oil]]
|A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
|Cools you down if overheated
|-
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Coffee}}Iced Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
|-
![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Tea}}Iced Tea
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Tea|tea]]
|All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.
|-
![[File:IrishCarBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Car Bomb}}Irish Car Bomb
|25
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Ale|ale]]
|An Irish car bomb.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Car_Bomb Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Coffee}}Irish Coffee
|35
|2 parts [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 2 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_coffee IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish_Cream}}Irish Cream
|50
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_cream Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Jack_rose.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Jack Rose}}Jack Rose
|15
|2 parts [[#Applejack|applejack]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Rose_(cocktail) Exists in real life]
|-
![[File:Kamikaze.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kamikaze}}Kamikaze
|60
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|Divinely windy.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Lemonade.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemonade}}Lemonade
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]], 2 parts water, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]]
|Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|
|-
![[File:Lizardwine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lizard Wine}}Lizard Wine
|45
|1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol
|An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff.
|Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]].
|-
![[File:Lizfizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|LizzFizz}}Lizz Fizz
|0
|3 parts [[#Triplecitrus|Triple citrus]], 1 part [[#ice|ice]], 1 part [[#cream|cream]]
|Looks like a citrus sherbet seperated in layers? Why would anyone want that is beyond you.
|
|-
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Long Island Iced Tea}}Long Island Iced Tea
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Cuba Libre|Cuba Libre]], 1 part [[#Tequila|tequila]]
|The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Malibusunset.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MalibuSunset}}Malibu Sunset
|20
|2 parts [[#painkiller|Painkiller]], 1 part [[#grenadine|Grenadine]], 1 part [[#Orangejuice|Orange Juice]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]]
|Tropical looking drinks, with ice cubes hovering on the surface and grenadine coloring the bottom.
|
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan}}Manhattan
|30
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan Project}}Manhattan Project
|45
|10 parts [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part Uranium
|A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Margarita.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Margarita}}Margarita
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarita IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Mead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mead
|30
|2 units Honey, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Miamivice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MiamiVice}}Miami Vice
|30
|1 part [[#Pinacolada|Pina Colada]], 1 part [[#StrawberryDaiquiri|Strawberry Daiquiri]]
|Strawberries and coconut, like yin and yang.
|
|-
![[File:Mojito.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mojito
|30
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Soda water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojito IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Moonshine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|95
|5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moscow Mule}}Moscow Mule
|30
|5 parts [[#Sol_Dry|Sol Dry]], 5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice
|A chilly drink that reminds you of the Derelict.
|
|-
![[File:Narsour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Narsour}}Narsour
|10
|1 part [[blood]], 1 parts [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Demons Blood|demons blood]]
|A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!
|Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.
|-
![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nuka Cola}}Nuka Cola
|N/A
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
|Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you higher speed [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola Reference to Fallout.]
|-
![[File:Old_timer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Old Timer}}Old Timer
|35
|3 parts [[#Whiskey_Soda|whiskey soda]], 2 parts [[#Parsnip_Juice|parsnip juice]], 1 part [[#Alexander|Alexander]]
|An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.
|Makes you older. And older, and older.
|-
![[File:Neurotoxin.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Neurotoxin}}Neurotoxin
|50
|1 part Morphine, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
|Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by [[Guide_to_chemistry#Neurine|Neurine]].
|-
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|N/A
|1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
|Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox#Pan-Galactic_Gargle_Blaster Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
|-
![[File:Painkiller_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Painkiller}}Painkiller
|20
|5 parts [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 4 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.)
|
|-
![[File:Patronglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Patron}}Patron
|60
|10 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part Silver
|Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patr%C3%B3n Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:PepperminPatty.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peppermint Patty}}Peppermint Patty
|25
|6 parts [[#Dutch Hot Coco|hot coco]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.
| Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
|-
![[File:Pina_colada.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pina_Colada}}Pina Colada
|40
|3 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum.
|Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Planet_cracker.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Planet Cracker}}Planet Cracker
|50
|2 parts [[#Champagne|champagne]], 2 parts [[#Lizard_Wine|lizard wine]], 1 part [[#Egg_Yolk|egg yolk]], 1 part gold
|This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers.
|Results in 4 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pruno}}Pruno
|85
|First make pruno mix by crafting it (via the crafting menu) with the following ingredients: 1 trashbag, 1 slice of [[#Moldy_Bread|moldy bread]], 4 grown edible plants, 2 candy corn and of 15 units water. Put the newly created mix in a toilet or washing machine and wait 30 seconds.
|Fermented prison wine made from fruit, sugar, and despair. Security loves to confiscate this, which is the only kind thing Security has ever done.
|[[Status_Effects#Disgust|Disgusting]].
|-
![[File:Mauna_loa.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mauna Loa}}Mauna Loa
|40
|2 parts [[#Bahama_Mama|Bahama Mama]], 2 parts [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlua]]
|Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart!
|Can make you very hot.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinlatte.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pumpkin Latte}}Pumpkin Latte
|N/A
|5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream
|A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
|
|-
![[File:Quadrupesec.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Quadruple Sec}}Quadruple Sec
|35
|5 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 5 parts [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
|Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.
|Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage is healed by 2 as long as it is in your system.
|-
![[File:Quintuplesec.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Quintuple Sec}}Quintuple Sec
|55
|5 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 5 parts [[#Clown's Tears|clown's tears]], 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|syndicate bomb]]
|Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.
|Heals all security personnel for 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage, burn damage, toxin damage, and suffocation damage is healed by 5 as long as it is in your system. Has an absurdly high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.
|-
![[File:RedMead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Mead}}Red Mead
|31
|1 part [[#Mead|mead]], 1 part blood
|A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
|
|-
![[File:Red_queen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Queen}}Red Queen
|N/A
|6 parts [[#Tea|tea]], 2 parts [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|mercury]], 1 part [[#Pepper|black pepper]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Growth_Serum|Growth Serum]]
|DRINK ME.
|Randomly changes your size while it's in your system.
|-
![[File:Rubberneck.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rubberneck}}Rubberneck
|60
|5 parts [[#Grey_Bull|Grey Bull]], 4 parts ethanol, 1 part [[#Astrotame|astrotame]]
|A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum and Coke}}Rum and Coke
|40
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|space cola]]
|The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
|
|-
![[File:Sbitenglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sbiten}}Sbiten
|70
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Capsaicin
|A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
|Heats you up if you are frozen [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sbiten Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Screwdriver Cocktail}}Screwdriver Cocktail
|55
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
|Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwdriver_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Sidecar.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sidecar}}Sidecar
|45
|2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidecar_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Silencer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Silencer}}Silencer
|59
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A drink from mime Heaven.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Singulo}}Singulo
|35
|5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Radium, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|A blue-space beverage.
|
|-
![[File:Sinsdelight.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sinsdelight}}Sin's Delight
|66
|1 part [[#Demonsblood|Demon's Blood]], 1 part [[#Triplesec|Triple Sec]], 1 part [[#Martini|martini]], 1 part [[#changlingsting|Changling Sting]]
|You can smell the seven sins rolling off the top of the glass.
|
|-
![[File:SnowWhite.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Snow White}}Snow White
|35
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]]
|A cold refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Soylatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Latte}}Soy Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]]
|A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:Squirtcider.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Squirt Cider}}Squirt Cider
|40
|1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment
|Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.
|[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Squirt_Cider Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:Stinger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Stinger}}Stinger
|25
|10 parts cognac, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
|A snappy way to end the day.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinger_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Strawberrydaiquiri.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryDaiquiri}}Strawberry Daiquiri
|20
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Limejuice|Lime juice]], 1 part [[#sugar|sugar]], 2 part [[#strawberryjuice|Strawberry Juice]], 1 part [[#ice|ice]]
|Pink looking drink with flowers and a bit straw to sip it. Looks sweet and refreshing, perfect for warm days.
|results in 7
|-
![[File:StrawberryMilk.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryMilk}}Strawberry Milk
|0
|1 part Berry Juice, 1 part Milk
|
|
|-
![[File:StrawberryTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryTea}}Strawberry Tea
|0
|1 part Berry juice, 1 part [[#Arnoldpalmer|Arnold Palmer]], 1 part sugar
|
|
|-
![[File:sugarrush.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar Rush}}Sugar Rush
|10
|2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.
|Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food. [http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Sugar_Rush Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:SyndicateBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Syndicate Bomb}}Syndicate Bomb
|90
|1 part [[#Whiskey Cola|Whiskey Cola]], 1 part [[#Beer|beer]]
|A syndicate bomb.
|Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
|-
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila Sunrise}}Tequila Sunrise
|45
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 2 parts [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]]
|Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
|Causes glowing. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila_Sunrise_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|The Manly Dorf}}The Manly Dorf
|100
|1 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 2 parts [[#Ale|ale]]
|A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
|Heals people with the dwarf mutation. [http://bay12games.com/dwarves/ Reference to Dwarf Fortress]
|-
![[File:Orangeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Thirteen Loko}}Thirteen Loko
|80
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.
|Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or '''melt your eyes out if already blind''', 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Three Mile Island Iced Tea}}Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|10
|10 parts [[#Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], 1 part Uranium
|A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toxins Special}}Toxins Special
|25
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 2 parts Plasma
|Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! '''CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!'''
|Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
|-
![[File:Trappist_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Trappist Beer}}Trappist Beer
|40
|2 parts [[#Ale|ale]], 2 parts [[#Holy_Water|holy water]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.
|If you're a [[Chaplain|chaplain]] it reduces [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jittering]], [[Status_Effects#Stuttering|stuttering]] and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
|-
![[File:Triplecitrus.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Citrus}}Triple Citrus
|N/A
|1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice
|Triple the citrus, triple the fun.
|Can be used to make [[Guide to chemistry#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Turbo.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Turbo}}Turbo
|85
|2 parts [[#Moonshine|moonshine]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Nitrous_Oxide|Nitrous Oxide]], 1 part [[#Sugar_Rush|Sugar Rush]], 1 part [[#Pwr_Game|Pwr Game]]
|A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers.
|Regenerates your [[Health#Stamina|stamina]] faster the more drunk you are.
|-
![[File:Vanillapudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Pudding}}Vanilla Pudding
|N/A
| 5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk
|A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka and Tonic}}Vodka and Tonic
|70
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|vodka Martini}}Vodka Martini
|65
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Cola}}Whiskey Cola
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Soda}}Whiskey Soda
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]]
|Ultimate refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Whiskey_sour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Sour}}Whiskey Sour
|35
|1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part sugar
|Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
|
|-
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|White Russian}}White Russian
|50
|3 [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 2 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russian_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Wizz_fizz.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wizz_Fizz}}Wizz Fizz
|50
|1 part [[#Champagne|champagne]], 1 part [[#Soda_Water|Soda Water]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]]
|A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild.
|Heals [[#Wizard|wizards]] 1 of every damage type per tick.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|..What?}}..What?
|N/A
|Fail a recipe
|You can't really tell what this is.
|You get this when there is something else in the glass
|}

===Species-Specific Drinks===
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! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:coldscales.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|ColdScales}}Cold Scales
|50
|1 part [[#tea|tea]], 1 part slime jelly, 1 part [[#methol|methol]]
|A soft green drink that looks inviting!
|Increases disgust for all species but lizards.
|-
![[File:Oildrum.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|OilDrum}}Oil Drum
|45
|1 part [[#ethanol|ethanol]], 1 part oil, 12 parts [[#champagne|champagne]]
|A gray can of booze and oil...
|Results in 3 increases disgust for all species but synthetics.
|-
![[File:Nordking.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|NordKing}}Nord King
|50
|5 part [[#ethanol|ethanol]], 1 part honey, 10 parts [[#redmead|Red Mead]]
|A dripping keg of red mead.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust for all species but humans or dwarves.
|-
![[File:Velvetkiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|VelvetKiss}}Velvet Kiss
|10
|5 parts blood, 1 part [[#tea|tea]], 10 parts [[#wine|wine]]
|Red and white drink for the upper classes or undead.
|Results in 15 Increases disgust for all species but zombies, vampires, and dullahan
|-
![[File:Abductionfruit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|AbductionFruit}}Abduction Fruit
|80
|10 parts [[#limejuice|lime juice]], 5 parts [[#strawberryjuice|strawberry juice]], 10 parts [[#watermelonjuice|watermelon juice]]
|Mixed fruits that were never ment to be mixed...
|Results in 3 Increases disgust all species but abductors.
|-
![[File:Bugzapper.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|BugZapper}}Bug Zapper
|5
|10 parts [[#Lemonjuice|Lemon Juice]], 1 part teslium, 10 parts copper
|An odd mix of copper, lemon juice and power meant for non-human consumption.
|Results in 20 Increases disgust all species but insects, flypersons, and mothsmen.
|-
![[File:Mushcrush.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MushCrush}}Mush Crush
|5
|10 parts iron, 5 parts ash, 10 parts coffee powder.
|Popular among people that want to grow their own food rather then drink the soil.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust all species except plantpeople.
|-
![[File:Hollowbone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|HollowBone}}Hollow Bone
|15
|5 parts bone hurting juice, 10 parts [[#milk|milk]], 10 parts coconut milk
|Mixing of milk and bone hurting juice for enjoyment for rather skinny people.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust all species except plasmamen and skeletons.
|-

![[File:Jellwyrm.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|JellWyrm}}Jell Wyrm
|40
|1 part slime jelly, 1 part carpotoxin, 1 part carbon dioxide
|A bubbly drink that is rather inviting to those that don't know who it's meant for.
|Toxic drink to most species results in 2 must be heated to 333K (59.85C) Increases disgust all species except jellypeople, slimepeople, and luminescents.
|-
![[File:Lavalspit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|LavalSpit}}Laval Spit
|30
|5 parts iron, 10 parts [[#maunaloa|Mauna Loa]],5 parts sulfur
|Piping hot drink for those who can stomach the heat of lava.
|Must be heated to 900K (626.85C) Increase disgust for all species except golems.
|-
|-
![[File:Robottears.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|RobotTears}}Robot Tears
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part oil, 1 part soda water
|no robots were hurt in the making of this drink.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Trinary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Trinary}}Trinary
|20
|1 part synthanol, 1 part lime juice, 1 part orange juice
|Colorful drink made for synthetic crewmembers
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Servodrink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Servo}}Servo
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part cream, 1 part hot coco
|Chocolate - based drink made for IPCs. Not sure if anyone's actually tried out the recipe.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Uplink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Uplink}}Uplink
|15
|1 part synthanol, 1 part rum, 1 part vodka, 1 part tequila, 1 part whiskey
|An exquisite mix of the finest liquoirs and synthanol. Meant only for synthetics.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Synthncoke.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Synthcoke}}Synth 'n coke
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part cola
|Classic drink altered to fit the tastes of a robot, contains de-rustifying properties. Bad idea to drink if you're made of carbon.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:synthignon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Synthignon}}Synthignon
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part wine
|Someone mixed good wine and robot booze. Romantic, but atrocious.
|Synthanol Recipe
|}

== Juice Cartons ==
By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.

=Food=
You need food to avoid [[#Hunger|hunger]]. Food is cooked either with the crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] or by putting certain ingredients into different types of machinery, such as the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]].

==Example Cooking Guide==
As an example that requires both machinery and the crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]], here is how to cook a [[#Sausage|sausage]] [[File:Sausage.png]]:
#Grab two pieces of meat [[File:Meat.png]] from your fridge.
#Put one of the pieces of meat [[File:Meat.png]] into the [[#Processor|food processor]] [[File:Processor.png]].
#Click the [[#Processor|food processor]] [[File:Processor.png]] to turn it on. This will turn the meat into a [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]].
#Place the other piece of meat [[File:Meat.png]] on any table [[File:R-table.png]].
#Vend a kitchen knife [[File:Knife.png]] from the [[Vendors#Dinnerware|dinnerware vendor]] [[File:Venddinnerware.gif]], and use it on the piece of meat [[File:Meat.png]]. It should turn into 3x [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]].
#Put two of the [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]] into a [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]] (by clicking the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] with a raw cutlet in active hand).
#Turn on the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]] by alt-clicking it. The two [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]] should turn into [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]].
#Place the [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]] and the two [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]] on the same tile (such as the same table).
#Stand within 1 tile's reach from both the [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]] and the two [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]]. Click the crafting menu HUD icon [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] to open the crafting menu.
#In the crafting menu, cycle through categories with arrows until you reach "Foods". Then cycle through the subcategories of "Foods" until you find "Meats".
#If you followed the above steps correctly, the "Sausage" recipe should be clickable (instead of greyed out). Click it and stand still a few seconds to craft a [[#Sausage|sausage]] [[File:Sausage.png]].

==Ingredients==
===[[File:Butcherknife.png|64px]]Butchering[[File:Gibber.png|64px]]===
This is how you get your meat. In space, meat can be expensive to purchase from [[Cargo]], and there are only so many monkeys on the station. There is a reason you have [[Morgue]] access. [[File:Meat.png|64px]]

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the [[Machines#Gibber|gibber]], one of the machines in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Then click the gibber again to activate it. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in meat and skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you could also use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume. 

The [[Machines#Gibber|gibber]] also can be upgraded in order to acquire more meat per body, faster processing, and the ability to gib fully clothed people with better manipulators ([[Traitor|not that you would need that]]). It should be in your best interest to get the [[Scientist|science team]] to at least upgrade your gibber. Go [[Machines#Gibber|here]] to see the upgrades in detail.

There are many types of meat, and only some of them are listed below.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FC8484;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FC8484;'| Food name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FC8484;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat}}Meat
|Get meat from humans by gibbing them with a gibber. Get meat from most other creatures by slaughterering their dead bodies with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Bear_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bear Meat}}Bear Meat
|Slaughter a dead space bear with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Fish_fillet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carp Fillet}}Carp Fillet
|Slaughter a dead space carp with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Crab_meat_raw.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Crab Meat}}Raw Crab Meat
|Slaughter a dead crab with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Spider_leg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spider Leg}}Spider Leg
|Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Spider_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spider Meat}}Spider Meat
|Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
|}

===[[File:Knife.png|64px]][[File:Rolling Pin.png|64px]] Knife & Rolling Pin===
These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine). When the recipe creates multiple products from a single object, each individual product has the same reagents as the sliced object, divided by the number of products made. (For example, a bread loaf with 20 nutriment would be sliced into 5 bread slices containing 4 nutriment each.)

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'| Food name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:breadslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bread Slice}}Bread Slice
|Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|sandwiches]]. Makes 5 slices.
|-
![[File:cakeslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Slice}}Cake Slice
|Slice any cake with your knife. Makes 5 slices.
|-
![[File:pizzaslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Slice}}Pizza Slice
|Slice any pizza with your knife. Makes 6 slices.
|-
![[File:Sheet_pizza.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pepperoni_Sheetzzas}}Pepperoni Sheetzzas
|Flatten a [[#Pizza_Slice|pizza slice]] with your rolling pin. This is a construction material.
|-
![[File:doughslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough Slice}}Dough Slice
|Slice a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] with your knife. Makes 3 dough slices.
|-
![[File:flatdough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flat Dough}}Flat Dough
|Flatten a [[#Dough|dough]] with your rolling pin. Makes 1 flat dough.
|-
![[File:rawmeatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Cutlet}}Raw Cutlet
|Slice a meat with your knife. Makes 3 cutlets.
|-
![[File:piedough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pie Dough}}Pie Dough
|Flatten a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]] with your rolling pin. Makes 1 pie dough.
|-
![[File:rawpastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Pastry Base}}Raw Pastry Base
|Slice a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]] with your knife. Makes 3 raw pastry base.
|-
![[File:Potato_wedges.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Wedges}}Potato Wedges
|Slice a potato with your knife. Makes one plate of potato wedges.
|-
![[File:Cheese_Wedge.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wedge}}Cheese Wedge
|Slice a [[#Cheese Wheel|cheese wheel]] with your knife. Makes 5 cheese wedges.
|-
![[File:rawmeatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salami}}Salami
|Slice a sausage with your knife. Makes 6 slices of salami.
|}

===[[File:Processor.png|64px]] [[Machines#Food_Processor|Processor]]===
Some items can be processed with the [[Machines#Food_Processor|Processor]], which can be found in your kitchen.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Processes
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Condiments
|-
![[File:Bacon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Bacon}}Raw Bacon
|Process one [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]].
|-
![[File:Faggot.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Faggot}}{{anchor|Meatball}}<s>Faggot</s> Meatball
|Process one slab of human or monkey meat. Renamed from "faggot" in April 2020 for compliance with Github ToS.
|-
![[File:Slamjamspacekabam.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Slime Jam}}Slime Jam
|Process one slime. ''Note: Eating this will kill you.'' Slimes or slime extracts can't be inserted.
|-
![[File:Tatortot.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tator Tot}}Tator Tot
|Process one potato.
|-
![[File:Fries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Fries}}Space Fries
|Process one plate of potato wedges.
|-
![[File:Carrotfries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Fries}}Carrot Fries
|Process one carrot.
|-
![[File:Roastparsnip.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Roast Parsnip}}Roast Parsnip
|Process one parsnip.
|-
![[File:Soydope.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Dope}}Soy Dope
|Process one soy bean.
|-
![[File:Spaghetti.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spaghetti}}Spaghetti
|Process one [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]].
|-
![[File:Tortilla.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tortilla}}Tortilla
|Process one corn.
|-
![[File:Yakiimo.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Yaki Imo}}Yaki Imo
|Process one sweet potato.
|-
|}

===[[File:Blender.png|64px]] All-In-One-Grinder===
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your [[File:ChemMaster.png|64px]] CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as '''Grind''' will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as '''Mix''' only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting '''Juice'''.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Blends
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Universal Enzyme.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Universal_Enzyme}}Universal Enzyme
|Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fermentation_Barrel|wooden barrels]] to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor.
|-
![[File:Nutriment.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nutriment}}Nutriment
|Grind any solid food.
|-
![[File:Hotsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Sauce}}{{anchor|Capsaicin Oil}}Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Oil
|Grind chilis.
|-
![[File:Coldsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cold Sauce}}{{anchor|Frost Oil}}Cold Sauce/Frost Oil
|[[Guide_to_xenobiology#Blue_Slime|Blue Slimes]] or from grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Ice_Pepper|Ice Pepper]]. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. [[Changeling]] [[Changeling#Cryogenic_Sting|cryo sting]] injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and [[Guide_to_races#Jellypeople|slimepeople]]. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick.
|-
![[File:Ketchup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ketchup}}Ketchup
|Grind tomatoes.
|-
![[File:Flour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flour}}Flour
|Grind wheat or oat stalks.
|-
![[File:Rice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice}}Rice
|Grind rice stalks.
|-
![[File:Ricebowl.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice Bowl}}Rice Bowl
|Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
|-
![[File:dough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough}}Dough
|Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
|-
![[File:cakebatter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Batter}}Cake Batter
|Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]]. (you can also use [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] instead of egg yolk)
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Egg Yolk}}Egg Yolk
|Break an egg into a beaker.
|-
![[File:Secret_sauce_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Secret Sauce}}Secret Sauce
|Makes food taste amazing. Recipe is completely random and changes every 7 days. The recipe may be found in a certain space ruin on a '''paper'''. You could have to mix a random number of random ingredients in random amounts with a similarly random set of catalysts, raise or lower it past a random temperature, mix it specifically in a random container (it won't work in any other container if this is the case), heat an explosive beyond its exploding point, and more. Either way, the recipe will only make 1u.
|-
![[File:BBQ_sauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|BBQ Sauce}}BBQ Sauce
|3 parts {{Tooltip|[[#Saline-Glucose_Solution|Saline-Glucose Solution]]|{{RecursiveChem/Saline-Glucose_Solution}}}} (Sugar + Water + Salt) 
1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Ash|Ash]] 
1 part [[#Tomato_Juice|Tomato Juice]] 
1 part [[#Pepper|Pepper]]
|-
![[File:Soysauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Sauce}}Soy Sauce
|Mix 40 units [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 10 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Sulphuric Acid|Sulphuric Acid]].
|-
![[File:Salt.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salt}}Salt
|Mix [[Guide_to_chemistry#Sodium|Sodium]] + [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine|Chlorine]] + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
|-
![[File:Pepper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pepper}}Pepper
|Grind pepper-mills from the cafe.
|-
![[File:Peptides_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peptides}}Peptides
|Is created in your body if you eat food after eating [[Guide_to_chemistry#Trophazole|Trophazole]]. Heals brute and some burn every few seconds. Does not give as much nutriment as other foods.
|-
![[File:Moonshine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Cheesewheel.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wheel}}Cheese Wheel
|Mix 40 [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst). End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
|-
![[File:chocolatebar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Bar}}Chocolate Bar
|Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units [[#Milk|milk]]/[[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 2 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]].
|-
![[File:Tofu.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tofu}}Tofu
|Mix 10 [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:butter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butter}}Butter
|Mix 15 [[#Milk|milk]] in the grinder.
|-
![[File:Butter_on_a_stick.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butter_on_a_stick}}Butter on a stick
|Insert a metal rod [[File:Rods.png]] into butter.
|-
![[File:Mayonnaise.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Mayonnaise}}Mayonnaise
|Grind egg yolk.
|-
![[File:Sugar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar}}Sugar
|Grind white beet or sugar cane.
|-
![[File:Condi_astrotame.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Astrotame}}Astrotame
|Found in [[Vendor#Dinnerware|Dinnerware Vendor]]. Artificial sweetener. Makes food taste better while adding zero calories. If overdosed (17u) it makes you [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgusted]].
|-
![[File:Caramel_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Caramel}}Caramel
|Heat sugar to 413.15K. Will burn into carbon if heated to 483.15K.
|-
![[File:Sprinkles.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sprinkles}}Sprinkles
|Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
|-
![[File:Cherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Jelly}}Cherry Jelly
|Grind cherries.
|-
![[File:Bluecherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Jelly}}Blue Cherry Jelly
|Grind blue cherries.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gravy}}Gravy
|Mix 1 part nutriment, 1 part flour and 1 part milk.
|}

===[[File:Microwave.png|64px]] Microwave Oven===
The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Cooked food
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Baconcooked.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacon}}Bacon
|Microwave a [[#Raw Bacon|raw bacon]].
|-
![[File:bread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Bread}}{{anchor|Bread}}Plain Bread
|Microwave a [[#Dough|dough]]. Used in all [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|bread recipes]].
|-
![[File:Bun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bun}}Bun
|Microwave a [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]]. Used in [[#Burgers|burgers]].
|-
![[File:Pastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pastry Base}}Pastry Base
|Microwave a [[#Raw Pastry Base|raw pastry base]]. Used in most [[#Pastries|pastry recipes]].
|-
![[File:spagettiboiled.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spaghetti}}Boiled Spaghetti
|Microwave [[#Spaghetti|spaghetti]]s. Used in [[#Pastas|spaghetti recipes]].
|-
![[File:pizzabread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Bread}}Pizza Bread
|Microwave a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]]. Used in [[#Pizzas|pizza recipes]].
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Pie}}Plain Pie
|Microwave a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]]. Used in [[#Pies|pie recipes]].
|-
![[File:regularcake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Cake}}Plain Cake
|Microwave a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]]. Used in [[#Cakes|cake recipes]].
|-
![[File:Spiderleg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spider Leg}}Boiled Spider Leg
|Microwave a spider leg.
|-
![[File:meatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cutlet}}Cutlet
|Microwave a [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]]. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:meatstake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Steak}}Meat Steak
|Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:Crab_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crab Meat}}Crab Meat
|Microwave [[#Raw Crab Meat|raw crab meat]]. Used in some in some recipes.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toasted Sandwich}}Toasted Sandwich
|Microwave a [[#Sandwich|sandwich]].
|-
![[File:popcorn.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Popcorn}}Popcorn
|Microwave a corn.
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Warm Donkpocket}}Warm Donk-pocket
|Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Egg}}Boiled Egg
|Microwave an egg.
|-
![[File:Boiledrice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Rice}}Boiled Rice
|Microwave a [[#Rice Bowl|Rice Bowl]]. Used in [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Rice_and_Pork|rice recipes]].
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Khinkali}}Khinkali
|Microwave a [[#Raw_Khinkali|Raw Khinkali]].
|-
![[File:onionrings.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Onion Rings}}Onion Rings
|Microwave an onion slice.
|}

==Crafting Recipes==
Most dish recipes are made using the '''crafting menu''', that is by '''placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button ([[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] a small T icon on your HUD)''' to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

===Burgers===
(Partly out of date as new burgers and sprites were added Dec 2019.)
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:burger.png|64px]]
!Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger. Has a 1% chance of turning into steamed hams.
|-
![[File:Baconburger.png|64px]]
!Bacon Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Bacon|cooked bacon]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:brainburger.png|64px]]
!Brain Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Brain
|8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin
|Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]].
|-
![[File:clownburger.png|64px]]
!Clown Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Clown Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana
|Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[Clown|nemesis]].
|-
![[File:Crab_burger.png|64px]]
!Crab Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 [[#Crab_Meat|crab meat]]
|?
|A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun.
|-
![[File:mimeburger.png|64px]]
!Mime Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Mime Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing
|Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[Mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
|-
![[File:tofubuger.png|64px]]
!Tofu Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Melts your face!
|-
![[File:spell.png|64px]]
!Spell Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Wizard Hat
|8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin
|You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
![[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
!Xenoburger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 xeno [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Ali-yum!
|-
![[File:Jellyburger.png|45px]]
!Jelly Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or 5 units [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin
|My insides are burning!
|-
![[File:ghostbur.PNG|64px]]
!Ghost Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin
|Terror-ifficly tasty.
|-
![[File:Appendixburger.png|64px]]
!Appendix Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Surgery#Appendectomy|Appendix]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Tastes like appendicitis
|-
![[File:Fivealarmburger.png|64px]]
!Five Alarm Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 ghost chili
|6 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 5 Pepper, 1 Vitamin
|HOT! HOT!
|-
![[File:Ratburger.png|64px]]
!Rat Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 dead mouse
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|What did you expect?
|-
![[File:bigbite.png|64px]]
!Big Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin
|Forget the Big Mac.
|-
![[File:superbite.png|64px]]
!Super Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 4 Tomatoes + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Salt|salt]] + 5 units [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper
|If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
|-
![[File:Baseball.png|64px]]
!Home Run Baseball Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Makeshift weapons#Baseball Bat|Baseball Bat]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
|-
![[File:Empowered_burger.gif|64px]]
!Empowered Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 Plasma sheets
|8 Nutriment, 5 Liquid Electricity
|It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.
|}

===Breads & Sandwiches===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatbread.png|64px]]
!Meatbread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:tofubread.png|64px]]
!Tofu-Bread
|1 [[Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:xbread.png|64px]]
!Xeno-Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
![[File:Spidermeatloaf.png|64px]]
!Spider Meatloaf
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Green but delicious.
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|64px]]
!Banana-nut Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Banana
|20 Banana, 20 Nutriment
|Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:Mimanabread.png|64px]]
!Mimana Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana
|20 Nutriment, 5 Mute Toxin, 5 Nothing, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Leaves diners speechless!
|-
![[File:creambread.png|64px]]
!Cream Cheese Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:baguette.png|64px]]
!Baguette
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin
|The mimes favorite.
|-
![[File:sandwich.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sandwich}}Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
![[File:Garlicbread.png|64px]]
!Garlic Bread
|1 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]
|5 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 2 [[#Garlic_Juice|Garlic Juice]]
|Alas, it is limited.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!Grilled Cheese Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
![[File:Jellytoast.png|64px]]
!Jelly Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
|-
![[File:butteredtoast.png|64px]]
!Buttered Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast.
|-
![[File:butterbiscuit.png|64px]]
!Butter Biscuit
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Well butter my biscuit!
|-
![[File:butterdog.png|64px]]
!Butterdog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Made from exotic butters.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]{{Anchor|Moldy_Bread}}
!Moldy Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fly_amanita|fly amanita]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Twobread.png|64px]]
!Two Bread
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 [[#Wine|wine]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Classy.
|-
![[File:Rorosandwich.png|64px]]
!Jelly Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
|-
![[File:Notasandwich.png|64px]]
!Not-a-Sandwich
|1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
|}

===Pizzas===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Margheritapizza.png|64px]]
!Margherita Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Tomato
|30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:mushroompizza.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 5 any Mushrooms
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:meatpizza.png|64px]]
!Meat Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza.png|64px]]
!Donk Pocket Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Dankpizza.png|64px]]
!Dank Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:sassysagepizza.png|64px]]
!Sassysage Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 [[#Meatball|meatballs]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:vegepizza.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:arnoldpizza.png|64px]]
!Arnold Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings
|30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine
|Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily.
|}

===Pastas===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:pastatomato.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Pasta}}Tomato Pasta
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 Tomatoes
|6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin
|Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
|-
![[File:copypasta.gif|64px]]
!Copypasta
|2 [[#Tomato Pasta|tomato pasta]]s
|12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
|-
![[File:meatballspag.png|64px]]
!Spaghetti & Meatballs
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 [[#Meatball|meatballs]]
|8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
![[File:Spesslaw.png|64px]]
!Spesslaw
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 4 [[#Meatball|meatballs]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Lawyer's choice!
|-
![[File:Chowmein.png|64px]]
!Chowmein
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot
|7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables.
|-
![[File:Beefnoodle.png|64px]]
!Beef Noodle
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Cabbage
|5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs
|Nutritious, beefy, and noodly.
|-
![[File:butternoodles.png|64px]]
!Butter Noodles
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Noodles covered in savory butter.
|}

===Soups & Stews===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatsoup.png|64px]]
!Meatball Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 carrot + 1 potato
|7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
|-
![[File:nettlesoup.png|64px]]
!Nettle Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 nettle + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin
|Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:vegesoup.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 carrot + 1 corn + 1 eggplant + 1 potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Force feed the Botanists this.
|-
![[File:tomatosoup.png|64px]]
!Tomato Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin
|What, no crackers?
|-
![[File:Bloodsoup.png|64px]]
!Blood Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units blood + 2 bloodtomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin
|They ''may'' think you're the [[Cook|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
![[File:Eyeballsoup.png|64px]]
!Eyeball Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 tomatoes + 1 Eyeball
|5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs
|A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs?
|-
![[File:Slimesoup.png|64px]]
!Slime Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin
|Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
|-
![[File:Clownsoup.png|64px]]
!Clown's Tears
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 banana + 1 [[Bananium|bananium ore]]
|2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin
|Not very funny.
|-
![[File:Mysterysoup.png|64px]]
!Mystery Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 burned mess + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:
 Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
 Omnizine, Banana,
 Blood, Slime Jelly,
 Toxin, Oculine,
 Carbon
|This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
|-
![[File:Mushroomsoup.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Soup
|1 bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 chanterelle
|2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin
|The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
|-
![[File:Beetsoup.png|64px]]
!Beet Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 whitebeet + 1 cabbage
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin
|Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
|-
![[File:milo.png|64px]]
!Milo Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 [[#Soy Dope|soy dope]]s + 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s
|9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin
|Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
|-
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|64px]]
!Stewed Soy Meat
|2 [[#Soy Dope|soy dope]]s + 1 carrot + 1 tomato
|7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin
|Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
|-
![[File:stew.png|64px]]
!Stew
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 tomato + 1 potato + 1 carrot + 1 eggplant + 1 mushroom
|14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin
|The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
|-
![[File:coldstew.png|64px]]
!Cold Chili Stew
|1 bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 ice pepper + 1 tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
|Ice, ice, baby!
|-
![[File:hotstew.png|64px]]
!Hot Chili Stew
|1 bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 chili cepper + 1 tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
| Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|-
![[File:Oatmeal.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal
|1 bowl + 10 units milk + 1 oat stalk
|7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin
|A nice bowl of oatmeal.
|-
![[File:Sweetpotatosoup.png|64px]]
!Sweet Potato Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 5 units sugar + 2 sweet potatoes
|4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Delicious sweet potato in soup form.
|-
![[File:Redbeetsoup.png|64px]]
!Red Beet Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 red beet + 1 cabbage
|4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Quite a delicacy.
|-
![[File:French_onion_soup.png|64px]]
!French Onion Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 [[#Onion|onion]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Good enough to make a grown mime cry.
|-
![[File:Wishsoup.png|64px]]
!Wish Soup
|1 bowl + 20 units [[#Water|water]]
|20 water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin)
|Makes you wish the chef could cook.
|-
![[File:Bisque.png|64px]]
!Bisque
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 [[#Crab_Meat|crab meat]] + 1 [[#Boiled_Rice|boiled rice]]
|?
|A classic entree from Space-France.
|-
![[File:Bungo_curry.png|64px]]
!Bungo Curry
|1 bowl + 5 units water + 5 units cream + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|bungo fruit]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Chili|chili]]
|?
|A spicy vegetable curry made with the humble bungo fruit, Exotic!
|-
![[File:Electron_soup.gif|64px]]
!Electron Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 5 units table salt + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Jupiter_Cups|jupiter cup]]
|?
|A gastronomic curiosity of ethereal origin. It is famed for the minature weather system formed over a properly prepared soup.
|}

===Seafood===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Carpfillet.png|64px]]
! Imitation Carp Fillet
|Inject 5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]] into 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin
|Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:carpsandwich.png|64px]]
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp fillet
|3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin
|Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:cubancarp.png|64px]]
!Cuban Carp
|1 Carp Fillet + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 Chili Pepper
|6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin
|Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
![[File:fishandchips.png|64px]]
!Fish & Chips
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 Carp fillet
|6 Nutriment
|The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Ffish.png|64px]]
!Fish Fingers
|5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp fillet
|4 Nutriment
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Sashimi.png|64px]]
!Carp Sashimi
|1 spider egg + 1 Carp fillet + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|}

===Meat===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Sausage.png|64px]]
!Sausage{{anchor|Sausage}}{{anchor|Salami}}
|1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Slicable into salami. Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|-
![[File:Spidereggsham.png|64px]]
!Green Eggs and Ham
|2 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 spider egg + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin
|You swear it's still moving.
|-
![[File:Cornedbeef.png|64px]]
!Corned beef and cabbage
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Meat steak]] + 2 Cabbages + 5 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
|-
![[File:Bearsteak.gif|64px]]
!Filet Migrawr
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Bear steak]] + 5 units [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] (requires lighter)
|2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf
|
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw_Khinkali}}Raw Khinkali
|1 [[#Dough Slice|Dough slice]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 1 [[#Garlic_Juice|Garlic Juice]]
|Microwave to finish preparing.
|}

===Salads===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Herbsalad.png|64px]]
!Herb Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple
|8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
![[File:Aesirsalad.png|64px]]
!Aesir Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 8 [[Omnizine]], 6 Vitamin
|Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
![[File:Validsalad.png|64px]]
!Valid Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]]
|8 Nutriment, 5 [[#Doctor's Delight|Doctor's Delight]] 2 Vitamin
|Heals everyone! Not really
|-
![[File:Melonfruitbowl.png|64px]]
!Melon Fruit Bowl
|1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|The only salad where you can eat the bowl
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice
|2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Your standard fruit salad.
|-
![[File:Junglesalad.png|64px]]
!Jungle Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice
|7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin
|Exotic fruits in a bowl.
|-
![[File:Citrusdelight.png|64px]]
!Citrus Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon
|7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Citrus overload!
|-
|[[File:monkeydel.png|64px]]
!Monkey's Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 [[Monkey Cube]] + 1 Banana + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin
|EE EEE!
|}

===Pies===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Notes
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!Banana Cream Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Banana
|4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:berryclafoutis.png|64px]]
!Berry Clafoutis
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin
|It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Meatpies
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Made of people, or not?
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Tofu Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Made of plants, or not?
|-
![[File:xpie.png|64px]]
!Xeno Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
![[File:applepie.png|64px]]
!Apple Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Apple
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|The traditional dessert.
|-
![[File:Cherrypie.png|64px]]
!Cherry Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Cherry
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|"To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
|-
![[File:Amapie.png|64px]]
!Amanita Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Amanita
|5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin
|Only slightly toxic, really!
|-
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
|-
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|64px]]
!Plump Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin
|Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]!
|-
![[File:Gtart.png|64px]]
!Golden Apple Streusel Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin
|A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
|-
![[File:Blumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Blumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Blumpkin
|3 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Full of delicious chlorine and ammonia.
|-
![[File:Dulcedebatata.png|64px]]
!Dulce de Batata
|5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato
|4 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Delicious sliceable jelly.
|-
![[File:Frostypie.png|64px]]
!Frostypie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Blue cherry
|4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin.
|Tastes like blue and cold.
|-
![[File:Baklava.png|64px]]
!Baklava Pie
|4 Oat stalks + 4 [[#Tortilla|tortillas]] + 2 [[#Butter|butter]]
|?
|A delightful healthy snack made of nut layers with thin bread.
|-
![[File:Bearypie.png|64px]]
!Beary Pie
|1 [[#Meat Steak|bear steak]] + 1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|No brown bears, this is a good sign.
|-
![[File:Grapetart.png|64px]]
!Grape Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes
|4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make.
|-
![[File:Mimetart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mime Tart}}Mime Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 5 units [[#Nothing|Nothing]]
|?
|... . Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Berrytart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry Tart}}Berry Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 berries
|?
|A tasty dessert of many different small barries on a thin pie crust. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Chocolatelavatart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Lava Tart}}Chocolate Lava Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bars]] + 1 [[Guide_to_xenobiology#Grinding|Slime Extract]]
|?
|A tasty dessert made of chocaloate, with a liquid core. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|}

===Cakes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:carrotcake.png|64px]]
!Carrot Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Carrots
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]], 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
|-
![[File:cheesecake.png|64px]]
!Cheese Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
|-
![[File:birthday.png|64px]]{{Anchor|Birthday Cake}}
!Birthday Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 Sugar + 2 Caramel + 1 candle
|20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members. If you microwave the cake it becomes a cakehat [[File:Cakehat.PNG]]{{Anchor|Cakehat}}.
|-
![[File:Energy_cake.gif|64px]]{{Anchor|Energy Cake}}
!Energy Cake
|1 [[#Birthday Cake|Birthday Cake]] + 1 [[Traitor_Items#Energy_Sword|Energy Sword]] [[File:ESword.png]]
|10 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Liquid_Electricity|Liquid Electricity]]
|Sliceable. Just enough calories for a whole nuclear operative squad. If you microwave the cake it becomes an energy cake(hat) [[File:Energy_cake_hat.gif]]{{Anchor|Energy Cakehat}}.
|-
![[File:applecake.png|64px]]
!Apple Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Apples
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Braincake.png|64px]]
!Brain Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 Brain
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]], 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
![[File:Orangecake.png|64px]]
!Orange Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Oranges
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Limecake.png|64px]]
!Lime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Limes
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Lemoncake.png|64px]]
!Lemon Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Lemons
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Choccake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bars]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinspicecake.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Spice Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Pumpkin
|32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Slimecake.png|64px]]
!Slime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 [[Slime Extract]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Blackberry_and_strawberry_vanilla_cake.png|64px]]
!Blackberry and Strawberry Vanilla Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 berries
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Blackberry_and_strawberry_chocolate_cake.png|64px]]
!Blackberry and Strawberry Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 berries + 2 [[#Chocolate_Bar|Chocolate Bars]]
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Holy_cake.png|64px]]
!Angel Food Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 15u holy water
|?
|Sliceable. Contains holy water.
|-
![[File:Pound_cake.png|64px]]
!Pound Cake
|4 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]
|?
|Sliceable. Counts as junk food.
|-
![[File:Hardware_cake.png|64px]]
!Hardware Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 circuit boards + 5u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|Sulphuric Acid]]
|?
|Sliceable. Contains 15u sulphuric acid and 15u oil.
|-
![[File:Clowncake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Clown Cake}}Clown Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Sweets|sundae]] + 5 bananas
|?
|Sliceable. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Vanillacake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Cake}}Vanilla Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Vanilla|vanilla pods]]
|?
|Sliceable. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Spacemans_Cake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spacemans Cake}}Spaceman's Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Spaceman.27s_Trumpet_Plant|Spaceman's Trumpet]] + 5 units cream + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Cak.png|64px]]
!Cak
|1 Birthday Cake + 1 Brain + 1 Heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units Blood + 5 units Sprinkles + 1 unit [[Guide_to_chemistry#Teslium|Teslium]].
|N/A
|A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on disarm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted. Not sliceable.
|}

===Side Dishes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:cheesefries.png|64px]]
!Cheese Fries
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
|-
![[File:cheesepmelet.png|64px]]
!Cheese Omelette
|2 eggs + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|8 Nutriment
|Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
|-
![[File:friedegg.png|64px]]
!Fried Egg
|1 egg + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper
|The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
![[File:bakedpotato.png|64px]]
!Loaded Baked Potato
|1 Potato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|No bacon bits?
|-
![[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|64px]]
!Eggplant Parmigiana
|2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Eggplant
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Clogs your arteries, healthily!
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|64px]]
!Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketspicy_0.png|64px]]
!Spicy Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Chili
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], spicy!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketteriyaki_0.png|64px]]
!Teriyaki Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 3 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], savory!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza_0.png|64px]]
!Pizza Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Tomato
||4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], mama mia!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketbanana_0.png|64px]]
!Banana Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] +1 Banana +3 units Sugar
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], honk!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketberry_0.png|64px]]
!Berry Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Berry]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up ontains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], sweet!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketgondola_0.png|64px]]
!Gondola Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 5 units Tranquility
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]! Also transforms you into a gondola.
|-
![[File:Hotdog.png|64px]]
!Hot Dog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Sausage|Sausage]] + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin
|Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
|-
![[File:pigblanket.png|64px]]
!Pig in a Blanket
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll.
|-
![[File:Crab_rangoon.png|64px]]
!Crab Rangoon
|1 [[#Dough Slice|Dough slice]] + 1 [[#Raw_Crab_Meat|raw crab meat]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 5 units cream
|?
|Has many names, like crab puffs, cheese wontons, crab dumplings? Whatever you call them, they're a fabulous blast of cream cheesy crab.
|-
![[File:Benedict.png|64px]]
!Eggs Benedict
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|There is only one egg on this, how rude.
|-
![[File:Beans.png|64px]]
!Tin of Beans
|2 Soy Beans + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]]
|10 Nutriment
|Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
|}

===Pastries===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Donut_plain.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Donut}}Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Jelly Donut}}Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin,
|Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Slime Jelly Donut}}Slime Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Slime_Jelly|slime jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_meat.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Meat Donut}}Meat Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 meat slab
|3 Nutriment, 2 ketchup
|Tastes as gross as it looks.
|-
![[File:Donut_chaos.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chaos Donut}}Chaos Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Hot Sauce|Hot Sauce]] + 5 units [[#Cold Sauce|Cold Sauce]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar
'''Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): ''' 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
|-
![[File:Donut_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Donut}}Berry Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Donut}}Spaceman's Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Donut}}Apple Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Donut}}Caramel Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Donut}}Chocolate Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Donut}}Blumpkin Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Donut}}Bungo Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]] + 5 units [[#Cold Sauce|Cold Sauce]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Donut}}Matcha Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Jelly Donut}}Berry Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Jelly Donut}}Spaceman's Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Jelly Donut}}Apple Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Jelly Donut}}Caramel Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Jelly Donut}}Chocolate Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Jelly Donut}}Blumpkin Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Jelly Donut}}Bungo Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Jelly Donut}}Matcha Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Slime Donut}}Berry Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Slime Donut}}Spaceman's Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Slime Donut}}Apple Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Slime Donut}}Caramel Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Slime Donut}}Chocolate Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Slime Donut}}Blumpkin Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Slime Donut}}Bungo Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Slime Donut}}Matcha Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylent Green
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 2 Human Meats
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylen Viridians
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Soy Bean
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
|-
![[File:waffles.png|64px]]
!Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with syrup traps.
|-
![[File:roffle.png|64px]]
!Roffle Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen
|8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
![[File:fortunecookie.png|64px]]
!Fortune Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy
|3 Nutriment
|Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
![[File:Sugarcookie.png|64px]]
!Sugar Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Just like your little sister used to make.
|-
![[File:muffin.png|64px]]
!Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|6 Nutriment
|Muffin!
|-
![[File:Berrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Berry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment
|A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
|-
![[File:Booberrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Booberry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|6 Nutriment
|My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
|-
![[File:cracker.png|64px]]
!Cracker
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|1 Nutriment
|Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
|-
![[File:pretzel.png|64px]]
!Poppy Pretzel
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Poppy Seed
|5 Nutriment
|Heals brute damage with opium!
|-
![[File:Biscuit.png|64px]]
!Plump Biscuits
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
|-
![[File:Oatmealcookie.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|The best of both cookie and oat.
|-
![[File:Raisincookie.png|64px]]
!Raisin Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk + 1 [[#4no Raisins|4no Raisins]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Why would you put raisins on a cookie?
|-
![[File:Cherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cherry
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
|-
![[File:Bluecherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Blue Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Blue cherry
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
|-
![[File:Dankpocket.png|64px]]
!Dank-pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cannabis
|3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Lipolicide|Lipolicide]], 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space Drugs|Space Drugs]], 4 Nutriment
|
|-
![[File:Khachapuri.png|64px]]
!Khachapuri
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 5 units egg yolk
|12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Chococornet.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cornet
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 1 unit Salt + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bar]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Honeybun.png|64px]]
!Honey Bun
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 5 units Honey
|5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
|
|-
![[File:pancake.png|64px]]
!Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]]
|4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Can be stacked.
|-
![[File:bbpancake.png|64px]]
!Blueberry Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]], 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:ccpancake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Chip Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]], 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bar]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|-
![[File:Cannoli.png|64px]]
!Cannoli
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 1 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 3 units [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|
|}

===Sweets===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chocegg.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Egg
|1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco
|NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
|-
![[File:Chococoin.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Coin
|1 Coin + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Coco
|
|-
![[File:Chocodice.png|64px]]
!Fudge Dice
|1 Die + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Coco
|You get a fudge die after eating it.
|-
![[File:Chocoorange.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Orange
|1 Orange + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Coco
|
|-
![[File:candiedapple.png|64px]]
!Candied Apple
|5 units [[#Caramel|Caramel]] + 1 Apple
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!
|-
![[File:Honeybar.png|64px]]
!Honey Nut Bar
|1 Oat + 5 units Honey
|5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
|
|-
![[File:Spiderlollipop.png|64px]]
!Spider Lollipop
|1 Rod + 5 Sugar + 5 Water + 1 Spiderling
|1 Nutriment, 1 Toxin, 10 Iron, 5 Sugar, 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|
|}

===Frozen===
Paper cups can be dispensed from from water coolers, found in some places.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Icecreamsandwich.png|64px]]
!Icecream Sandwich
|1 [[#Vanilla Ice Cream|ice cream]] + 5 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Ice
|Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.
|-
![[File:spacefreezy.png|64px]]
!Space Freezy
|5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 5 Blue Cherry Jelly, 4 Vitamin
|The best icecream in space!
|-
![[File:sundae.png|64px]]
!Sundae
|5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|A classic desert.
|-
![[File:honkdae.png|64px]]
!Honkdae
|5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 10 Banana, 4 Vitamin
|The clown's favorite desert.
|-
![[File:Flavorless_sc.png|64px]]
!Flavorless Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice
|1u water
|
|-
![[File:Pineapple_sc.png|64px]]
!Pineapple Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Lime_sc.png|64px]]
!Lime Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Lime_Juice|lime juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Lemon_sc.png|64px]]
!Lemon Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Blue_sc.png|64px]]
!Apple Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Grape_sc.png|64px]]
!Grape Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Grape_Juice|grape juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Orange_sc.png|64px]]
!Orange Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Orange_Juice|orange juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Red_sc.png|64px]]
!Bluecherry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Blue_Cherry_Jelly|blue cherry jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Blue_sc.png|64px]]
!Cherry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Cherry_Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Berry_sc.png|64px]]
!Berry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad_sc.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Orange_Juice|orange juice]] + 5u [[#Lime_Juice|lime juice]] + 5u [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Mime_sc.png|64px]]
!Mime Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Nothing|nothing]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Clown_sc.png|64px]]
!Clown Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u Laughter
|?
|
|-
![[File:Soda_sc.png|64px]]
!Space Cola Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u cola
|?
|
|-
![[File:Pwrgamer_sc.png|64px]]
!Pwr Game Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 15u [[#Pwr_Game|Pwr Game]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Honey_sc.png|64px]]
!Honey Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u honey
|?
|
|-
![[File:Rainbow_sc.png|64px]]
!Rainbow Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u {{Tooltip|[[#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]]|{{RecursiveChem/Colorful Reagent}}}}
|?
|
|}

===Exotic===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chaw.png|64px]]
!Chawanmushi
|5 units Water + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 1 Chanterelle
|5 Nutriment
|Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
|-
![[File:wingchu.png|64px]]
!Wing Fang Chu
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|At least it wasn't the [[Ian|dog]].
|-
![[File:enchi.png|64px]]
!Enchiladas
|2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 2 chilis + 2 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]]s
|8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin
|Spicy.
|-
![[File:classictaco.png|64px]]
!Classic Taco
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Cabbage
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce
|-
![[File:plaintaco.png|64px]]
!Plain Taco
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food.
|-
![[File:Wrap.png|64px]]
!Egg Wrap
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 Cabbage + 10 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|5 Nutriment
|The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
|-
![[File:Burrito.png|64px]]
!Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Delicious!
|-
![[File:CheesyBurrito.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|It's a burrito filled with cheese.
|-
![[File:CarneBurrito.png|64px]]
!Carne Asada Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Soybeans
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|The best burrito for meat lovers.
|-
![[File:PlasmaBurrito.png|64px]]
!Fuego Plasma Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 3 Vitamin
|A super spicy burrito.
|-
![[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
!Kebab
|1 [[Metal Rod]] + 2 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]s (meat must be same type!), 2 human meat steaks, 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s, or 1 lizard tail
|8 Nutriment
|You get the metal rod back after eating.
|-
![[File:Nachos.png|64px]]
!Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 unit Salt
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|Chips from Space Mexico
|-
![[File:CheesyNachos.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 unit Salt
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese.
|-
![[File:Cuban Nachos.png|64px]]
!Cuban Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]] + 2 Chili pepper
|7 Nutriment, 8 Capsaicin, 4 Vitamin
|That's some dangerously spicy nachos.
|-
![[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|64px]]
!Amanita Jelly
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Amanitas
|6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
![[File:duff.gif|64px]]
!Spacy Liberty Duff
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Liberty Caps
|6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|-
![[File:Melonkeg.gif|64px]]
!Melon Keg
|1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|9 Nutriment, 15 Vodka, 4 Vitamin
|Who knew vodka was a fruit?
|-
![[File:stuffedlegion.gif|64px]]
!Stuffed Legion
|1 Goliath meat steak + 1 Legion Core + 2 units Ketchup + 2 units Capsaicin
|5 Nutriment, 2 Capsaicin, 2 Vitamin
|Putting skulls to use as food bowls has never seemed better.
|-
![[File:powercrepe.png|64px]]
!Powercrepe
|1 [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] + 1 [[#Milk|Milk]] + 5 Cherry Jelly + 1 Super Power Cell + 1 Captain's Sabre
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Cherry Jelly
|With great power, comes great crepes.
|-
![[File:branrequests.png|64px]]
!Bran Requests Cereal
|1 Wheat + 1 [[#4no Raisins|4no Raisins]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 10 Salt
|A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran.
|-
![[File:Riceandpork.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice and Pork}}Rice and Pork
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 2 Cutlet
|18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine
| It's rice and ..."pork".
|-
![[File:BBQ_ribs.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|BBQ Ribs}}BBQ Ribs
|2 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 2 rods + 5u [[#BBQ Sauce|BBQ sauce]]
|?
| Sweet, Smokey, Savory, and gets everywhere. Perfect for Grilling.
|-
![[File:Eggbowl.png|64px]]
!Egg Bowl
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|Boiled egg]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn
|4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|A bowl of rice with a fried egg.
|-
![[File:Ricepudding.png|64px]]
!Rice Pudding
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar
|9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
|
|-
![[File:Meatbun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Bun}}Meat Bun
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Cabbage
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Has the potential to not be Dog.
|-
![[File:Ratkebab.png|64px]]
!Rat kebab
|1 Dead Mouse, 1 Metal Rod
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
|-
![[File:Doubleratkebab.png|64px]]
!Double Rat Kebab
|2 Dead Mice, 1 Metal Rod
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Twice the rat, twice the flavor.
|-
![[File:Butterbear.png|64px]]
!Butterbear{{Anchor|Butterbear}}{{Anchor|Terrygold}}
|15 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 brain (with soul) + 1 heart + 5 meat slabs + 50 units blood + 1 unit [[Guide_to_chemistry#Teslium|Teslium]].
|N/A
|A butter/bear hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. The crew can eat the bear by smacking it, but it has a large regeneration factor to counteract this. When the bear slaps people it has a significant chance to slip its unfortunate victim. The bear will be named Terrygold.
|-
![[File:Royal_cheese.png|64px]]
!Royal Cheese{{Anchor|Royal Cheese}}
|1 [[#Cheese_Wheel|cheese wheel]] + 1 gold crown + 5 units {{Tooltip|[[#Strange Reagent|Strange Reagent]]|{{RecursiveChem/Strange Reagent}}}} + 5 units {{Tooltip|[[#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]]|{{RecursiveChem/Unstable Mutagen}}}}.
|20 Gold, 15 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Unstable Mutagen
|Feed a rat with it to turn it into a rat king.
|-
|}

===Custom Recipes===
Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Custom food
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|How to acquire
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Bread}}Custom Bread
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]]. Sliceable for custom [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Cake
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pizza}}Custom Pizza
|Use ingredients on a [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pie}}Custom Pie
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Spaghetti}}Custom Spaghetti
|Use ingredients on a plate of [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom salad}}Custom Salad
|Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Soup
|Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom kebab}}Custom Kebab
|Use ingredients on a metal rod.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom sandwich}}Custom Sandwich
|Use ingredients on any [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]. Use another [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] (any type) to finish the sandwich.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom burger}}Custom Burger
|Use ingredients on a [[#Bun|bun]].
|}

===Recipe Books===
Some recipes will only be visible in your crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] after reading a special book first. So far there is only one such book:

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Book
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Unlocks
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Where to get
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Cooking_Desserts_101.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cooking_Desserts_101}}Cooking Desserts 101
|[[#Mime_Tart|Mime tart]], [[#Berry_Tart|berry tart]], [[#Chocolate_Lava_Tart|chocolate lava tart]], [[#Clown_Cake|clown cake]] and [[#Vanilla_Cake|vanilla cake]].
|Dinner-o-Mat
|
|}

==[[File:Icecream_Vat.png|64px]] Icecream Vat==
''Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!''[[File:Icecream_vat_window.png|thumb|400px|left|This is the window that opens when you click an Icecream Vat. ]]

For those hot days on the station there's an Icecream Vat, which can be used to make icecream. You do this by first clicking the Icecream Vat to open a window. To create an icecream, you must first dispense a cone. Then you click "select" next to the icecream type you want to put into the cone. Then you click the vat while holding the cone in hand. 

The vat starts with some icecream and several cones stored. To make more of them you must click the "make" buttons while having the correct ingredients stored in the vat. Making more icecream or cones will just store them in the vat, until you make an icecream with it as described above. 

The "Refill from beaker" button can be used to refill the vat with the standard ingredients (flour, sugar, milk, vanilla etc). Do it by loading a beaker (containing for example ice) into the vat, and then clicking "refill from beaker". The ice will be transferred to the vat, and can then be used if you click certain "make" buttons. Eject a beaker with alt-click. 

The recipes below describe which ingredients the vat must be filled with to be able to "make" the listed items.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Waffle_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Waffle Cone}}Waffle Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Cone}}Chocolate Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 1 coco powder
|Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Vanilla_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Ice Cream}}Vanilla Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit vanilla
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Strawberry_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Strawberry Ice Cream}}Strawberry Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Ice Cream}}Chocolate Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] 1 unit coco powder
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Blue_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Ice Cream}}Blue Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit [[#Singulo|Singulo]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Vanilla_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Custom Ice Cream}}Custom Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit optional flavoring (any reagent)
|This will let you create custom ice cream flavoured by any reagent. Do it by putting a beaker with any reagents into the Icecream Vat. Then click "Make" and "Select" next to "custom ice cream". Then dispense and use a cone on the Icecream Vat to create your custom icecream. Remove the beaker by alt-clicking the vat.
|}

==[[File:Grill_on.gif]]Grill==
Orderable from [[Supply_crates#Grilling_Starter_Kit|cargo]]. Grilling food adds grill marks, nutrition and char which makes it taste better. Can be powered with coal, wood or [[#Monkey_Energy|Monkey Energy]] [[File:Monkey_energy.png|16px]]. (Detailed instructions to be added)

==Vending Machine Food==
===[[File:Vendsnack.gif|64px]] Junk Food===
If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest [[Getmore Chocolate Corp|Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine]] for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Description
|-
![[File:Candy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Candy}}Candy
|Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Cup_Ramen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cup Ramen}}Cup Ramen
|Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
|-
![[File:Chips.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chips}}Chips
|Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Beef_Jerky.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky}}Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky
|Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:4no_Raisins.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|4no Raisins}}4no Raisins
|Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
|-
![[File:Space Twinkie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space_Twinkie}}Space Twinkie
|A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
|-
![[File:Cheesie_Honkers.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheesie Honkers}}Cheesie Honkers
|Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,
|-
|}

===[[File:Vendcola.gif|64px]] Junk Drinks===
If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest [[Robust Softdrinks|Robust Softdrinks -vending machine]].

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Space_Cola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|30u cola. In space. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Space_Mountain_Wind.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens [[Status_Effects#Sleep|sleep]], reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Dr_Gibb.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Star-kist.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Star-kist}}Star-kist
|Made up of 15u Cola and 15u [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
|-
![[File:Space-Up.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Purple_can.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pwr Game}}Pwr Game
|The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Lemon-Lime.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}{{anchor|Lemon Lime}}{{anchor|Orange Soda}}Lemon-Lime
|You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]].
|-
![[File:Canned_air.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Canned Air}}Canned air
|24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
|-
![[File:Energy_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grey Bull}}Grey Bull
|Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks.
|-
![[File:Monkey_energy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Monkey Energy}}Monkey Energy
|Unleash the ape! Works as fuel for the [[#Grill|grill]] and increases your speed if you're a monkey. Contains 50u.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!Sol Dry
|30u Sol Dry. In space. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]].
|}

===[[File:Vendcoffee.gif|64px]] Hot Drinks===
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a [[Hot Drinks Machine|Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine]]. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering [[space]] is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Robust_Coffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Robust Coffee}}Robust Coffee
|Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duke Purple Tea}}Duke Purple Tea
|An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dutch Hot Coco}}Dutch Hot Coco
|Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco heats you up if cold and has 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts [[#Milk|milk]] and 1 part cocoa heated to 320K.
|}

==Other food==
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Item
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Description

|-
![[File:Cookie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cookie}}Cookie
|A [[Cyborg#Peacekeeper|Peacekeeper cyborg]] can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.
|-
![[File:Lollipop.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lollipop}}Lollipop
|[[Cyborg#Medical|Medical cyborgs]] can dispense lollipops. Full of [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment.
|-
![[File:Gumball.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gumball}}Gumball
|[[Cyborg#Medical|Medical cyborgs]] can also dispense gumballs! These contain not only sugar, but also [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|healing chemicals]].
|-

|}

==Hunger==
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

[[File:hungerlevels.gif]]
The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat.
Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

===Starvation===
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the [[Kitchen]] for a burger or slice of meatbread!

===Obesity===
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the [[solars]]. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but [[Surgery#Lipoplasty|surgery]] or using [[Guide_to_chemistry#lipocide|lipocide]] is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mint_Toxin|mint toxin]] (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

===Satiety===
Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|good]] and [[Guide_to_chemistry#Toxins|bad]] reagents slower, for a higher total effect.
On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.

===Breakfast===
Some food and drink types will give a positive moodlet for 10 minutes if consumed within 15 minutes of the start of the shift. These are:
*most egg based foods
*coffee
*bacon
*oatmeal
*orange juice
*milk
*pancakes
*waffles
*donuts
*toasts
*biscuits
*cereal

[[Category:Guides]]

Guide to food and drinks

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TF4: /* Mixed Drinks */

=Drinks=
Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in [[Surgery|surgery]] when applied externally. 
 
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===Basic Drink Ingredients===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Absinthe.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Absinthe}}Absinthe
|80
|1 part Absinthe
|A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumoured to cause hallucinations but does not.
||Has a chance to cause hallucinations. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Ale.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ale}}Ale
|65
|1 part ale
|A warm pint of delicious ale.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe Juice}}Aloe Juice
|N/A
|1 part aloe juice
|A healthy and refreshing juice.
|30% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice aloe or grind aloe cream.
|-
![[File:amaretto_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amaretto}}Amaretto
|25
|1 part Amaretto
|A gentle and syrup-like drink, tastes of almonds and apricots.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles Luini Amaretto
|-
![[File:Applejack_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Applejack}}Applejack
|20
|1 part applejack
|The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
|-
![[File:Apple_juice.png]]
!{{anchor|Apple Juice}}Apple Juice
|N/A
|1 part apple juice
|The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice an [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Apple|apple]].
|-
![[File:Banana_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Juice}}Banana Juice
|N/A
|1 part banana juice
|The raw essence of a banana. HONK
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage '''To acquire:''' Juice bananas.
|-
![[File:Beer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beer}}Beer
|25
|1 part beer
|A freezing pint of beer.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units [[#Universal_Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:Berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry Juice}}Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?
|'''To acquire:''' Juice berries.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bungo Juice}}Bungo Juice
|N/A
|1 part bungo juice
|Exotic! You feel like you are on vacation already.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage '''To acquire:''' Juice [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|bungo fruit]]
|-
![[File:Carrot_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Juice}}Carrot juice
|N/A
|1 part carrot juice
|It is just like a carrot but without crunching.
|Heals eye damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice carrots.
|-
![[File:Champagne_glass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Champagne}}Champagne
|40
|1 part champagne
|A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.
|'''To acquire:''' Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
|-
![[File:Banana juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Clown's Tears}}Clown's Tears
|N/A
|1 part clown's tears
|Not very funny.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind some clown's tear soup.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee}}Coffee
|N/A
|1 part coffee
|Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Cognac_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cognac}}Cognac
|75
|1 part cognac
|Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Coconut}}Creme de Coconut
|20
|1 part creme de coconut
|A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Lime juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Menthe}}Creme de Menthe
|20
|1 part creme de menthe
|A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Chocolate glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Cacao}}Creme de Cacao
|20
|1 part creme de cacao
|A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|N/A
|1 part Dr. Gibb
|Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.
|Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:fernet_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fernet}}Fernet
|80
|1 part Fernet
|Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure.
|Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. '''To acquire:''' In [[Hacking#Vending_Machines|hacked]] Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Garlic Juice}}Garlic Juice
|N/A
|1 part garlic juice
|Crushed (not juiced)[[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]. [[Cook|Chefs]] love it.
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a [[Cook|cook]]. Prevents [[Vampire|vampires]] from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u). '''To acquire:''' Grind [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]].
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin}}Gin
|45
|1 part gin
|It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
|-
![[File:grenadine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grenadine}}Grenadine
|N/A
|1 part grenadine
|Delicious flavored syrup.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat.
|-
![[File:Ice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Glass of Ice}}{{anchor|Ice}}Glass of Ice
|N/A
|1 part ice
|Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...
|Cools down. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Hard_cider_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hard Cider}}Hard Cider
|25
|1 part hard cider
|Apple juice, for adults.
|Cools down. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Holy Water}}Holy Water
|N/A
|1 part holy water
|A glass of holy water.
|Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals [[Cult|cultism]]. '''To acquire:''' Have the [[Chaplain]] hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the [[Chapel]].
|-
![[File:Kahlua_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kahlua}}{{anchor|Kahlúa}}Kahlúa
|45
|1 part Kahlúa
|DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 [[#Coffee|coffee]] + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon Juice}}Lemon Juice
|N/A
|1 part lemon juice
|Sour...
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}Lemon-Lime
|N/A
|1 part Lemon-Lime
|You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lime Juice}}Lime Juice
|N/A
|1 part lime juice
|A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.
|20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. '''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Menthol}}Menthol
|N/A
|1 part menthol
|Tastes naturally minty and imparts a very mild numbing sensation.
|Prevents coughing. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Milk}}Milk
|N/A
|1 part milk
|White and nutritious goodness!
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]]. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from [[File:Milk.png]] Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in the kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream}}{{anchor|Cream}}Cream
|N/A
|1 part cream
|Ewwww...
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nothing}}Nothing
|N/A
|1 part nothing
|Absolutely nothing.
|Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them. '''To acquire:''' [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Mimana|Mimanas]].
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Orange Juice}}Orange Juice
|N/A
|1 part orange juice
|Vitamins! Yay!
|30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
|-
![[File:Parsnip_juice_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Parsnip Juice}}Parsnip Juice
|N/A
|1 part parsnip juice
|Why...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice a [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Parsnip|parsnip]].
|-
![[File:Peach_juice_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peach Juice}}Peach Juice
|N/A
|1 part peach juice
|Just peachy.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in [[Maintenance|maintenance]].
|-
![[File:Pineapplejuice.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pineapple_Juice}}Pineapple Juice
|N/A
|1 part pineapple juice
|Tart, tropical, and hotly debated.
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice pineapples.
|-
![[File:Poison_berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Poison Berry Juice}}Poison Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part poison berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?
|Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Juice poison berries.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Juice}}Potato Juice
|N/A
|1 part potato juice
|Bleh...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice potatoes.
|-
![[File:Rum_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum}}Rum
|60
|1 part rum
|Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:sakecup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sake}}Sake
|70
|1 part sake
|A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soda Water}}Soda Water
|N/A
|1 part soda water
|Why not make a scotch and soda?
|Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sol Dry}}Sol Dry
|N/A
|1 part Sol Dry
|A soothing, mellow drink made from ginger.
|Reduces [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]]. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Sol Dry in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. 30 units in each can.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Milk}}Soy Milk
|N/A
|1 part soy milk
|White and nutritious soy goodness!
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator or from [[File:Soymilk.gif]] Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in the kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Space_cola_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|N/A
|1 part Space Cola
|A glass of refreshing Space Cola.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|N/A
|1 part Space Mountain Wind
|Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.
|Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_up_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|N/A
|1 part Space-Up
|Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Synthanol
|N/A
|1 part Space Lube, 1 part Plasma, 1 part Welding Fuel
|A runny liquid with conductive capacities. Its effects on synthetics are similar to those of alcohol on organics.
|Non-synthetic will rapidly purge synthanol-based drinks from their systems.
|-
![[File:Teaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tea}}Tea
|N/A
|1 part tea
|Drinking it from here would not seem right.
|Similar to coffee but also removes jitteriness and a small number of toxins. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teqilla_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila}}Tequila
|70
|1 part tequila
|Now all that's missing is the weird coloured shades!
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Juice}}Tomato Juice
|N/A
|1 part tomato juice
|Are you sure this is tomato juice?
|20% chance to heal 1 burn damage. Blood shows the same way. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tonic Water}}Tonic Water
|N/A
|1 part tonic water
|Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Orange juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Sec}}Triple Sec
|30
|1 part triple sec
|A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.
|'''To acquire:''' In a booze dispenser.
|-
![[File:Vermouth_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vermouth}}Vermouth
|45
|1 part vermouth
|You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka}}Vodka
|65
|1 part vodka
|The glass contain wodka. Xynta.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 [[#Potato Juice|potato juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]
|-
![[File:Water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Water}}Water
|N/A
|1 part water
|The father of all refreshments.
|'''To acquire:''' Sinks. Watertanks.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Watermelon Juice}}Watermelon Juice
|N/A
|1 part watermelon juice
|A glass of watermelon juice.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice watermelon slices.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Welder Fuel}}Welder Fuel
|N/A
|1 part welding fuel
|Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.
|Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Find a Welding fuel tank.
|-
![[File:Whiskeyemoji.png|25px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey}}Whiskey
|75
|1 part whiskey
|A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Wine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wine}}Wine
|35
|1 part wine
|A very classy looking drink.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (instantly becomes grappa).
|}

===Mixed Drinks===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:AcidSpit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Acid Spit}}Acid Spit
|70
|5 parts [[#Wine|wine]], 1 part Sulphuric Acid
|A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
|
|-
![[File:Alexander.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Alexander}}Alexander
|50
|1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems.
|If you have a shield it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Allies Cocktail}}Allies Cocktail
|45
|1 part [[#Classic Martini|Classic Martini]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A drink made from your allies.
|Refers to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Entente Triple Entente]: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin.
|-
![[File:Aloe.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe}}Aloe
|35
|3 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 2 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|Very, very, very good.
|
|-
![[File:Alexander_Amaretto.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amaretto Alexander}}Amaretto Alexander
|35
|1 part [[#Amaretto|Amaretto ]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]]
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is in fact as gentle as it seems.
|
|-
![[File:Amasec.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amasec}}Amasec
|35
|1 part Iron, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|Always handy before COMBAT!!!
|[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amasec Warhammer 40k drink]
|-
![[File:Andalusia.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Andalusia}}Andalusia
|40
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]
|A nice, strangely named drink.
|
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Anti-Freeze}}Anti-Freeze
|35
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The ultimate refreshment.
|Heats you up if you are frozen.
|-
![[File:Arnold_palmer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Arnold Palmer}}Arnold Palmer
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lemonade|lemonade]], 1 part [[#Tea|tea]]
|Encourages the patient to go golfing.
|
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Atomic Bomb}}Atomic Bomb
|N/A
|10 parts [[#B-52|B-52]], 1 part Uranium
|Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.
|Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:B-52.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|B-52}}B-52
|85
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]]
|Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-52_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bacchus_blessing.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacchus' Blessing}}Bacchus' Blessing
|300
|1 part [[#Hooch|Hooch]] + 1 part [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] + 1 part [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] + 1 part [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]]
|Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.
|Can kill you if you drink enough.
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bahama Mama}}Bahama Mama
|35
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 1 part [[#Kahlúa|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]]
|Tropic cocktail.
|Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Honk}}Banana Honk
|60
|1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Laughter|laughter]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A drink from Clown Heaven.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
|-
![[File:Barefootglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Barefoot}}Barefoot
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Barefoot and pregnant.
|Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
|-
![[File:Bastionbourbon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bastion Bourbon}}Bastion Bourbon
|30
|1 part tea, 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors.
|When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Bastion_Bourbon Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beepsky Smash}}Beepsky Smash
|60
|2 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 2 parts [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part Iron
|Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.
|Summons a stream of [[Guide_to_robotics#Securitron|securitron]] hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of [[Security|security]], you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
|-
![[File:between_the_sheets.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Between the Sheets}}Between the Sheets
|55
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|A provocatively named classic.
|Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Between_the_Sheets_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bilkglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bilk}}Bilk
|15
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.
|10% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:BlackRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Black Russian}}Black Russian
|70
|3 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Russian IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Blank_paper_drink.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blank_Paper}}Blank Paper
|20
|1 part [[#Silencer|Silencer]], 1 part [[#Nothing|nothing]], 1 part [[#Nuka_Cola|Nuka Cola]]
|A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh.
|Heals and mutes mimes.
|-
![[File:Blazaam_glass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blazaam}}Blazaam
|70
|1 part [[#Peach_Juice|peach juice]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Bluespace_Dust|Bluespace Dust]], 2 parts [[#Gin|gin]]
|The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.
|Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bloody Mary}}Bloody Mary
|55
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.
|Restores blood. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(cocktail) IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bluecherryshake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Shake}}Blue Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly
|A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Booger}}Booger
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]]
|Ewww...
|
|-
![[File:BrancaMenta.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Branca Menta}}Branca Menta
|35
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|Creme de Menthe]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]]
|A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original.
|Cools you down if overheated. Causes a tick of 35 stamina damage when first drank.
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Brave Bull}}Brave Bull
|60
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.
|Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:Bug_spray.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bug Spray}}Bug Spray
|50
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon_Lime|lemon lime]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves.
|Deals 1 toxin per tick to [[Mothpeople|mothpeople]] and [[Guide_to_races#Flypeople|flypeople]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Cafelatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee Latte}}{{anchor|Cafe Latte}}Cafe Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:CatnipTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Catniptea}}Catnip Tea
|0
|5 parts [[#tea|tea]], 5 parts milk
|A purrfect drink for a cat.
|Results in 5 nya
|-
![[File:ChangelingSting.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Changeling Sting}}Changeling Sting
|50
|2 part [[#Lemon-Lime|lemon-lime]], 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]]
|A stingy drink.
|Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Cherryshake.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Shake}}Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.
|A cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate}}Chocolate
|N/A
|5 parts [[#Water|water]], 1 part Coco Powder
|Tasty.
|Heats up if frozen
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Milk}}Chocolate Milk
|N/A
|3 parts [[#Dutch_Hot_Coco|Hot Coco]], 2 parts Coco Powder, under 300K temperature.
|Tasty.
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]].
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
|5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
|5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Classic Martini}}Classic Martini
|60
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_%28cocktail%29 IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Coggrog.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cog_Grog}}Cog Grog
|10
|1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part [[#Screwdriver|Screwdriver]]
|Not even Ratvar's Four Generals could withstand this! Qevax Jryy!
|
|-
![[File:Cream_soda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream Soda}}Cream Soda
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Soda_Water|soda water]], 2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part vanilla
|A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.
|Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
|-
![[File:crevicespike.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crevice Spike}}Crevice Spike
| -10
|2 parts [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 4 parts [[#Capsaicin Oil|capsaicin]]
|Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering.
|It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out. [http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Crevice_Spike Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:CubaLibre.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cuba Libre}}Cuba Libre
|50
|3 parts [[#Rum and Coke|Rum and Coke]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.
|Heals revolutionaries. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba_Libre IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Demons Blood}}Demons Blood
|75
|1 part [[#Space Mountain Wind|Space Mountain Wind]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part blood, 1 part [[#Dr. Gibb|Dr. Gibb]]
|Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.
|Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
|-
![[File:DevilsKiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Devil's Kiss}}Devil's Kiss
|70
|1 part Blood, 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Creepy time!
|Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Doctor's Delight}}Doctor's Delight
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]]
|A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
|Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Driest Martini}}Driest Martini
|65
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Gin|gin]]
|Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing
|-
![[File:Drunkenblumpkin.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Drunken Blumpkin}}Drunken Blumpkin
|50
|1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice
|A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
|
|-
![[File:Duplex_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duplex}}Duplex
|25
|2 parts [[#Hard_Cider|hard cider]], 1 part [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]], 1 part [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
|
|-
![[File:Nog2.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Eggnog}}Eggnog
|1
|5 parts [[#Egg Yolk|egg yolk]], 5 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 5 parts [[#Cream|cream]]
|For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
|
|-
![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Erika Surprise}}Erika Surprise
|35
|1 part [[#Ale|ale]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]]
|The surprise is, it's green!
|
|-
![[File:fanciulli.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fanchiulli}}Fanciulli
| -10
|1 part [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part [[#fernet|Fernet]]
|What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour?
|Reduces satiety. Sobers you up. Causes a tick of 20 stamina damage when first drank.. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernet#Cocktails Existing drink.]
|-
![[File:FernetCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fernet Cola}}Fernet Cola
|25
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Cola|Cola]]
|A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition.
|Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
|-
![[File:Fetching_fizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fetching Fizz}}Fetching Fizz
|10
|1 part [[#Nuka Cola|Nuka Cola]], 1 part Iron
|Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.
|Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Fetching_Fizz Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:fringeweaver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fringe Weaver}}Fringe Weaver
|90
|9 parts Ethanol, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.
|[http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Fringe_Weaver Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:Gibbfloats.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gibb Floats}}Gibb Floats
|N/A
|5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream
|Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
|
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin Fizz}}Gin Fizz
|45
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fizz_%28cocktail%29#Gin_Fizz IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[file:Ginger_Amaretto.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ginger Amaretto}}Ginger Amaretto
|30
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|Amaretto]], 1 part [[#Sol dry|sol dry]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The sprig of rosemary adds a nice aroma to the drink, and isn't just to be pretentious afterall!
|
|-
![[File:GinTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin and Tonic}}Gin and Tonic
|25
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
|
|-
![[File:Godfather.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Godfather}}Godfather
|50
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|amaretto]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|A classic from old Italy and enjoyed by gangsters, pray the orange peel doesnt end up in your mouth.
|
|-
![[File:Godmother.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Godmother}}Godmother
|50
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|amaretto]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A lovely fresh smelling cocktail, a true Sicilian delight.
|
|-
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Goldschlager}}Goldschlager
|25
|10 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Gold
|100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grapesoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grape Soda}}Grape Soda
|N/A
|1 part [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]], 1 part soda water
|Beloved of children and teetotalers.
|Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Grappa.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grappa}}Grappa
|60
|1 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
|
|-
![[File:Grasshopper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grasshopper}}Grasshopper
|25
|5 parts cream, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 5 parts creme de cacao
|A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grasshopper_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Green_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Green Beer}}Green Beer
|25
|10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part Green Crayon Powder
|A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.
|Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grog.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grog}}Grog
|1
|1 part [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fine and cepa drink for Space.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Gunfire.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gunfire}}Gunfire
|40
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 3 parts [[#tea|tea]]
|It pops constantly as you look at it, giving off tiny sparks.
|fizzes and pops in your mouth.
|-
![[File:Hearty_punch.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hearty Punch}}Hearty Punch
|90
|5 parts [[#Brave Bull|Brave Bull]] + 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]] + 5 parts [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] (requires temperature of 315)
|Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.
|Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Hearty_Punch Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:Hellfire.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hellfire}}Hellfire
|60
|2 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part [[#ice|ice]], 1 part [[#crevicespike|crevice spike]]
|An amber colored drink that isn't quite as hot as it looks.
|heats you up.
|-
![[File:Hippiesdelight.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hippie's Delight}}Hippie's Delight
|N/A
|1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
|Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hivemind Eraser}}Hivemind Eraser
|40
|2 parts [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|Grenadine]], 1 part [[#Thirteen Loko|Thirteen Loko]]
|A vessel of pure flavor. For when even mindshields can't save you.
|See [[Hivemind_Host|Hivemind Host]].
|-
![[File:Hoochglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hooch}}Hooch
|100
|2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants.
|[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hooch Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era]
|-
![[File:Hot_ice_coffee.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Ice Coffee}}Hot Ice Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Hot_Ice_Slush|Hot Ice Slush]]
|A sharp drink. This can't have come cheap.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and deals 1 toxin damage.
|-
![[File:HotlimeMiami.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|HotlimeMiami}}Hotlime Miami
|40
|1 part ephedrine, 1 part [[#PinaColada|Pina Colada]]
|This looks very aesthetically pleasing.
|Drugs drinker, restores stamina
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Beer}}Iced Beer
|15
|5 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] '''''or''''' 10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Frost Oil|frost oil]]
|A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
|Cools you down if overheated
|-
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Coffee}}Iced Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
|-
![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Tea}}Iced Tea
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Tea|tea]]
|All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.
|-
![[File:IrishCarBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Car Bomb}}Irish Car Bomb
|25
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Ale|ale]]
|An Irish car bomb.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Car_Bomb Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Coffee}}Irish Coffee
|35
|2 parts [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 2 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_coffee IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish_Cream}}Irish Cream
|50
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_cream Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Jack_rose.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Jack Rose}}Jack Rose
|15
|2 parts [[#Applejack|applejack]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Rose_(cocktail) Exists in real life]
|-
![[File:Kamikaze.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kamikaze}}Kamikaze
|60
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|Divinely windy.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Lemonade.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemonade}}Lemonade
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]], 2 parts water, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]]
|Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|
|-
![[File:Lizardwine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lizard Wine}}Lizard Wine
|45
|1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol
|An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff.
|Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]].
|-
![[File:Lizfizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|LizzFizz}}Lizz Fizz
|0
|3 parts [[#Triplecitrus|Triple citrus]], 1 part [[#ice|ice]], 1 part [[#cream|cream]]
|Looks like a citrus sherbet seperated in layers? Why would anyone want that is beyond you.
|
|-
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Long Island Iced Tea}}Long Island Iced Tea
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Cuba Libre|Cuba Libre]], 1 part [[#Tequila|tequila]]
|The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Malibusunset.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MalibuSunset}}Malibu Sunset
|20
|2 parts [[#painkiller|Painkiller]], 1 part [[#grenadine|Grenadine]], 1 part [[#Orangejuice|Orange Juice]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]]
|Tropical looking drinks, with ice cubes hovering on the surface and grenadine coloring the bottom.
|
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan}}Manhattan
|30
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan Project}}Manhattan Project
|45
|10 parts [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part Uranium
|A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Margarita.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Margarita}}Margarita
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarita IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Mead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mead
|30
|2 units Honey, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Miamivice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MiamiVice}}Miami Vice
|30
|1 part [[#Pinacolada|Pina Colada]], 1 part [[#StrawberryDaiquiri|Strawberry Daiquiri]]
|Strawberries and coconut, like yin and yang.
|
|-
![[File:Mojito.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mojito
|30
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Soda water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojito IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Moonshine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|95
|5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moscow Mule}}Moscow Mule
|30
|5 parts [[#Sol_Dry|Sol Dry]], 5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice
|A chilly drink that reminds you of the Derelict.
|
|-
![[File:Narsour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Narsour}}Narsour
|10
|1 part [[blood]], 1 parts [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Demons Blood|demons blood]]
|A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!
|Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.
|-
![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nuka Cola}}Nuka Cola
|N/A
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
|Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you higher speed [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola Reference to Fallout.]
|-
![[File:Old_timer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Old Timer}}Old Timer
|35
|3 parts [[#Whiskey_Soda|whiskey soda]], 2 parts [[#Parsnip_Juice|parsnip juice]], 1 part [[#Alexander|Alexander]]
|An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.
|Makes you older. And older, and older.
|-
![[File:Neurotoxin.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Neurotoxin}}Neurotoxin
|50
|1 part Morphine, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
|Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by [[Guide_to_chemistry#Neurine|Neurine]].
|-
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|N/A
|1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
|Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox#Pan-Galactic_Gargle_Blaster Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
|-
![[File:Painkiller_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Painkiller}}Painkiller
|20
|5 parts [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 4 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.)
|
|-
![[File:Patronglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Patron}}Patron
|60
|10 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part Silver
|Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patr%C3%B3n Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:PepperminPatty.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peppermint Patty}}Peppermint Patty
|25
|6 parts [[#Dutch Hot Coco|hot coco]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.
| Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
|-
![[File:Pina_colada.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pina_Colada}}Pina Colada
|40
|3 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum.
|Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Planet_cracker.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Planet Cracker}}Planet Cracker
|50
|2 parts [[#Champagne|champagne]], 2 parts [[#Lizard_Wine|lizard wine]], 1 part [[#Egg_Yolk|egg yolk]], 1 part gold
|This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers.
|Results in 4 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pruno}}Pruno
|85
|First make pruno mix by crafting it (via the crafting menu) with the following ingredients: 1 trashbag, 1 slice of [[#Moldy_Bread|moldy bread]], 4 grown edible plants, 2 candy corn and of 15 units water. Put the newly created mix in a toilet or washing machine and wait 30 seconds.
|Fermented prison wine made from fruit, sugar, and despair. Security loves to confiscate this, which is the only kind thing Security has ever done.
|[[Status_Effects#Disgust|Disgusting]].
|-
![[File:Mauna_loa.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mauna Loa}}Mauna Loa
|40
|2 parts [[#Bahama_Mama|Bahama Mama]], 2 parts [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlua]]
|Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart!
|Can make you very hot.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinlatte.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pumpkin Latte}}Pumpkin Latte
|N/A
|5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream
|A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
|
|-
![[File:Quadrupesec.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Quadruple Sec}}Quadruple Sec
|35
|5 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 5 parts [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
|Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.
|Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage is healed by 2 as long as it is in your system.
|-
![[File:Quintuplesec.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Quintuple Sec}}Quintuple Sec
|55
|5 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 5 parts [[#Clown's Tears|clown's tears]], 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|syndicate bomb]]
|Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.
|Heals all security personnel for 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage, burn damage, toxin damage, and suffocation damage is healed by 5 as long as it is in your system. Has an absurdly high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.
|-
![[File:RedMead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Mead}}Red Mead
|31
|1 part [[#Mead|mead]], 1 part blood
|A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
|
|-
![[File:Red_queen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Queen}}Red Queen
|N/A
|6 parts [[#Tea|tea]], 2 parts [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|mercury]], 1 part [[#Pepper|black pepper]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Growth_Serum|Growth Serum]]
|DRINK ME.
|Randomly changes your size while it's in your system.
|-
![[File:Rubberneck.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rubberneck}}Rubberneck
|60
|5 parts [[#Grey_Bull|Grey Bull]], 4 parts ethanol, 1 part [[#Astrotame|astrotame]]
|A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum and Coke}}Rum and Coke
|40
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|space cola]]
|The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
|
|-
![[File:Sbitenglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sbiten}}Sbiten
|70
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Capsaicin
|A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
|Heats you up if you are frozen [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sbiten Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Screwdriver Cocktail}}Screwdriver Cocktail
|55
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
|Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwdriver_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Sidecar.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sidecar}}Sidecar
|45
|2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidecar_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Silencer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Silencer}}Silencer
|59
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A drink from mime Heaven.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Singulo}}Singulo
|35
|5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Radium, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|A blue-space beverage.
|
|-
![[File:Sinsdelight.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sinsdelight}}Sin's Delight
|66
|1 part [[#Demonsblood|Demon's Blood]], 1 part [[#Triplesec|Triple Sec]], 1 part [[#Martini|martini]], 1 part [[#changlingsting|Changling Sting]]
|You can smell the seven sins rolling off the top of the glass.
|
|-
![[File:SnowWhite.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Snow White}}Snow White
|35
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]]
|A cold refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Soylatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Latte}}Soy Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]]
|A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:Squirtcider.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Squirt Cider}}Squirt Cider
|40
|1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment
|Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.
|[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Squirt_Cider Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:Stinger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Stinger}}Stinger
|25
|10 parts cognac, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
|A snappy way to end the day.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinger_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Strawberrydaiquiri.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryDaiquiri}}Strawberry Daiquiri
|20
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Limejuice|Lime juice]], 1 part [[#sugar|sugar]], 2 part [[#strawberryjuice|Strawberry Juice]], 1 part [[#ice|ice]]
|Pink looking drink with flowers and a bit straw to sip it. Looks sweet and refreshing, perfect for warm days.
|results in 7
|-
![[File:StrawberryMilk.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryMilk}}Strawberry Milk
|0
|1 part Strawberry Juice, 1 part Milk
|
|
|-
![[File:StrawberryTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryTea}}Strawberry Tea
|0
|1 part strawberry juice, 1 part [[#Arnoldpalmer|Arnold Palmer]], 1 part sugar
|
|
|-
![[File:sugarrush.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar Rush}}Sugar Rush
|10
|2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.
|Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food. [http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Sugar_Rush Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:SyndicateBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Syndicate Bomb}}Syndicate Bomb
|90
|1 part [[#Whiskey Cola|Whiskey Cola]], 1 part [[#Beer|beer]]
|A syndicate bomb.
|Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
|-
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila Sunrise}}Tequila Sunrise
|45
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 2 parts [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]]
|Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
|Causes glowing. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila_Sunrise_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|The Manly Dorf}}The Manly Dorf
|100
|1 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 2 parts [[#Ale|ale]]
|A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
|Heals people with the dwarf mutation. [http://bay12games.com/dwarves/ Reference to Dwarf Fortress]
|-
![[File:Orangeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Thirteen Loko}}Thirteen Loko
|80
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.
|Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or '''melt your eyes out if already blind''', 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Three Mile Island Iced Tea}}Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|10
|10 parts [[#Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], 1 part Uranium
|A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toxins Special}}Toxins Special
|25
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 2 parts Plasma
|Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! '''CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!'''
|Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
|-
![[File:Trappist_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Trappist Beer}}Trappist Beer
|40
|2 parts [[#Ale|ale]], 2 parts [[#Holy_Water|holy water]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.
|If you're a [[Chaplain|chaplain]] it reduces [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jittering]], [[Status_Effects#Stuttering|stuttering]] and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
|-
![[File:Triplecitrus.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Citrus}}Triple Citrus
|N/A
|1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice
|Triple the citrus, triple the fun.
|Can be used to make [[Guide to chemistry#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Turbo.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Turbo}}Turbo
|85
|2 parts [[#Moonshine|moonshine]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Nitrous_Oxide|Nitrous Oxide]], 1 part [[#Sugar_Rush|Sugar Rush]], 1 part [[#Pwr_Game|Pwr Game]]
|A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers.
|Regenerates your [[Health#Stamina|stamina]] faster the more drunk you are.
|-
![[File:Vanillapudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Pudding}}Vanilla Pudding
|N/A
| 5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk
|A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka and Tonic}}Vodka and Tonic
|70
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|vodka Martini}}Vodka Martini
|65
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Cola}}Whiskey Cola
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Soda}}Whiskey Soda
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]]
|Ultimate refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Whiskey_sour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Sour}}Whiskey Sour
|35
|1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part sugar
|Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
|
|-
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|White Russian}}White Russian
|50
|3 [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 2 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russian_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Wizz_fizz.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wizz_Fizz}}Wizz Fizz
|50
|1 part [[#Champagne|champagne]], 1 part [[#Soda_Water|Soda Water]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]]
|A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild.
|Heals [[#Wizard|wizards]] 1 of every damage type per tick.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|..What?}}..What?
|N/A
|Fail a recipe
|You can't really tell what this is.
|You get this when there is something else in the glass
|}

===Species-Specific Drinks===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:coldscales.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|ColdScales}}Cold Scales
|50
|1 part [[#tea|tea]], 1 part slime jelly, 1 part [[#methol|methol]]
|A soft green drink that looks inviting!
|Increases disgust for all species but lizards.
|-
![[File:Oildrum.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|OilDrum}}Oil Drum
|45
|1 part [[#ethanol|ethanol]], 1 part oil, 12 parts [[#champagne|champagne]]
|A gray can of booze and oil...
|Results in 3 increases disgust for all species but synthetics.
|-
![[File:Nordking.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|NordKing}}Nord King
|50
|5 part [[#ethanol|ethanol]], 1 part honey, 10 parts [[#redmead|Red Mead]]
|A dripping keg of red mead.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust for all species but humans or dwarves.
|-
![[File:Velvetkiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|VelvetKiss}}Velvet Kiss
|10
|5 parts blood, 1 part [[#tea|tea]], 10 parts [[#wine|wine]]
|Red and white drink for the upper classes or undead.
|Results in 15 Increases disgust for all species but zombies, vampires, and dullahan
|-
![[File:Abductionfruit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|AbductionFruit}}Abduction Fruit
|80
|10 parts [[#limejuice|lime juice]], 5 parts [[#strawberryjuice|strawberry juice]], 10 parts [[#watermelonjuice|watermelon juice]]
|Mixed fruits that were never ment to be mixed...
|Results in 3 Increases disgust all species but abductors.
|-
![[File:Bugzapper.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|BugZapper}}Bug Zapper
|5
|10 parts [[#Lemonjuice|Lemon Juice]], 1 part teslium, 10 parts copper
|An odd mix of copper, lemon juice and power meant for non-human consumption.
|Results in 20 Increases disgust all species but insects, flypersons, and mothsmen.
|-
![[File:Mushcrush.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MushCrush}}Mush Crush
|5
|10 parts iron, 5 parts ash, 10 parts coffee powder.
|Popular among people that want to grow their own food rather then drink the soil.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust all species except plantpeople.
|-
![[File:Hollowbone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|HollowBone}}Hollow Bone
|15
|5 parts bone hurting juice, 10 parts [[#milk|milk]], 10 parts coconut milk
|Mixing of milk and bone hurting juice for enjoyment for rather skinny people.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust all species except plasmamen and skeletons.
|-

![[File:Jellwyrm.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|JellWyrm}}Jell Wyrm
|40
|1 part slime jelly, 1 part carpotoxin, 1 part carbon dioxide
|A bubbly drink that is rather inviting to those that don't know who it's meant for.
|Toxic drink to most species results in 2 must be heated to 333K (59.85C) Increases disgust all species except jellypeople, slimepeople, and luminescents.
|-
![[File:Lavalspit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|LavalSpit}}Laval Spit
|30
|5 parts iron, 10 parts [[#maunaloa|Mauna Loa]],5 parts sulfur
|Piping hot drink for those who can stomach the heat of lava.
|Must be heated to 900K (626.85C) Increase disgust for all species except golems.
|-
|-
![[File:Robottears.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|RobotTears}}Robot Tears
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part oil, 1 part soda water
|no robots were hurt in the making of this drink.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Trinary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Trinary}}Trinary
|20
|1 part synthanol, 1 part lime juice, 1 part orange juice
|Colorful drink made for synthetic crewmembers
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Servodrink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Servo}}Servo
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part cream, 1 part hot coco
|Chocolate - based drink made for IPCs. Not sure if anyone's actually tried out the recipe.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Uplink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Uplink}}Uplink
|15
|1 part synthanol, 1 part rum, 1 part vodka, 1 part tequila, 1 part whiskey
|An exquisite mix of the finest liquoirs and synthanol. Meant only for synthetics.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Synthncoke.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Synthcoke}}Synth 'n coke
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part cola
|Classic drink altered to fit the tastes of a robot, contains de-rustifying properties. Bad idea to drink if you're made of carbon.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:synthignon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Synthignon}}Synthignon
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part wine
|Someone mixed good wine and robot booze. Romantic, but atrocious.
|Synthanol Recipe
|}

== Juice Cartons ==
By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.

=Food=
You need food to avoid [[#Hunger|hunger]]. Food is cooked either with the crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] or by putting certain ingredients into different types of machinery, such as the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]].

==Example Cooking Guide==
As an example that requires both machinery and the crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]], here is how to cook a [[#Sausage|sausage]] [[File:Sausage.png]]:
#Grab two pieces of meat [[File:Meat.png]] from your fridge.
#Put one of the pieces of meat [[File:Meat.png]] into the [[#Processor|food processor]] [[File:Processor.png]].
#Click the [[#Processor|food processor]] [[File:Processor.png]] to turn it on. This will turn the meat into a [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]].
#Place the other piece of meat [[File:Meat.png]] on any table [[File:R-table.png]].
#Vend a kitchen knife [[File:Knife.png]] from the [[Vendors#Dinnerware|dinnerware vendor]] [[File:Venddinnerware.gif]], and use it on the piece of meat [[File:Meat.png]]. It should turn into 3x [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]].
#Put two of the [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]] into a [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]] (by clicking the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] with a raw cutlet in active hand).
#Turn on the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]] by alt-clicking it. The two [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]] should turn into [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]].
#Place the [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]] and the two [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]] on the same tile (such as the same table).
#Stand within 1 tile's reach from both the [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]] and the two [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]]. Click the crafting menu HUD icon [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] to open the crafting menu.
#In the crafting menu, cycle through categories with arrows until you reach "Foods". Then cycle through the subcategories of "Foods" until you find "Meats".
#If you followed the above steps correctly, the "Sausage" recipe should be clickable (instead of greyed out). Click it and stand still a few seconds to craft a [[#Sausage|sausage]] [[File:Sausage.png]].

==Ingredients==
===[[File:Butcherknife.png|64px]]Butchering[[File:Gibber.png|64px]]===
This is how you get your meat. In space, meat can be expensive to purchase from [[Cargo]], and there are only so many monkeys on the station. There is a reason you have [[Morgue]] access. [[File:Meat.png|64px]]

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the [[Machines#Gibber|gibber]], one of the machines in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Then click the gibber again to activate it. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in meat and skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you could also use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume. 

The [[Machines#Gibber|gibber]] also can be upgraded in order to acquire more meat per body, faster processing, and the ability to gib fully clothed people with better manipulators ([[Traitor|not that you would need that]]). It should be in your best interest to get the [[Scientist|science team]] to at least upgrade your gibber. Go [[Machines#Gibber|here]] to see the upgrades in detail.

There are many types of meat, and only some of them are listed below.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FC8484;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FC8484;'| Food name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FC8484;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat}}Meat
|Get meat from humans by gibbing them with a gibber. Get meat from most other creatures by slaughterering their dead bodies with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Bear_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bear Meat}}Bear Meat
|Slaughter a dead space bear with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Fish_fillet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carp Fillet}}Carp Fillet
|Slaughter a dead space carp with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Crab_meat_raw.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Crab Meat}}Raw Crab Meat
|Slaughter a dead crab with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Spider_leg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spider Leg}}Spider Leg
|Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Spider_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spider Meat}}Spider Meat
|Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
|}

===[[File:Knife.png|64px]][[File:Rolling Pin.png|64px]] Knife & Rolling Pin===
These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine). When the recipe creates multiple products from a single object, each individual product has the same reagents as the sliced object, divided by the number of products made. (For example, a bread loaf with 20 nutriment would be sliced into 5 bread slices containing 4 nutriment each.)

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'| Food name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:breadslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bread Slice}}Bread Slice
|Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|sandwiches]]. Makes 5 slices.
|-
![[File:cakeslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Slice}}Cake Slice
|Slice any cake with your knife. Makes 5 slices.
|-
![[File:pizzaslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Slice}}Pizza Slice
|Slice any pizza with your knife. Makes 6 slices.
|-
![[File:Sheet_pizza.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pepperoni_Sheetzzas}}Pepperoni Sheetzzas
|Flatten a [[#Pizza_Slice|pizza slice]] with your rolling pin. This is a construction material.
|-
![[File:doughslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough Slice}}Dough Slice
|Slice a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] with your knife. Makes 3 dough slices.
|-
![[File:flatdough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flat Dough}}Flat Dough
|Flatten a [[#Dough|dough]] with your rolling pin. Makes 1 flat dough.
|-
![[File:rawmeatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Cutlet}}Raw Cutlet
|Slice a meat with your knife. Makes 3 cutlets.
|-
![[File:piedough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pie Dough}}Pie Dough
|Flatten a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]] with your rolling pin. Makes 1 pie dough.
|-
![[File:rawpastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Pastry Base}}Raw Pastry Base
|Slice a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]] with your knife. Makes 3 raw pastry base.
|-
![[File:Potato_wedges.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Wedges}}Potato Wedges
|Slice a potato with your knife. Makes one plate of potato wedges.
|-
![[File:Cheese_Wedge.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wedge}}Cheese Wedge
|Slice a [[#Cheese Wheel|cheese wheel]] with your knife. Makes 5 cheese wedges.
|-
![[File:rawmeatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salami}}Salami
|Slice a sausage with your knife. Makes 6 slices of salami.
|}

===[[File:Processor.png|64px]] [[Machines#Food_Processor|Processor]]===
Some items can be processed with the [[Machines#Food_Processor|Processor]], which can be found in your kitchen.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Processes
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Condiments
|-
![[File:Bacon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Bacon}}Raw Bacon
|Process one [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]].
|-
![[File:Faggot.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Faggot}}{{anchor|Meatball}}<s>Faggot</s> Meatball
|Process one slab of human or monkey meat. Renamed from "faggot" in April 2020 for compliance with Github ToS.
|-
![[File:Slamjamspacekabam.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Slime Jam}}Slime Jam
|Process one slime. ''Note: Eating this will kill you.'' Slimes or slime extracts can't be inserted.
|-
![[File:Tatortot.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tator Tot}}Tator Tot
|Process one potato.
|-
![[File:Fries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Fries}}Space Fries
|Process one plate of potato wedges.
|-
![[File:Carrotfries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Fries}}Carrot Fries
|Process one carrot.
|-
![[File:Roastparsnip.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Roast Parsnip}}Roast Parsnip
|Process one parsnip.
|-
![[File:Soydope.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Dope}}Soy Dope
|Process one soy bean.
|-
![[File:Spaghetti.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spaghetti}}Spaghetti
|Process one [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]].
|-
![[File:Tortilla.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tortilla}}Tortilla
|Process one corn.
|-
![[File:Yakiimo.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Yaki Imo}}Yaki Imo
|Process one sweet potato.
|-
|}

===[[File:Blender.png|64px]] All-In-One-Grinder===
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your [[File:ChemMaster.png|64px]] CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as '''Grind''' will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as '''Mix''' only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting '''Juice'''.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Blends
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Universal Enzyme.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Universal_Enzyme}}Universal Enzyme
|Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fermentation_Barrel|wooden barrels]] to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor.
|-
![[File:Nutriment.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nutriment}}Nutriment
|Grind any solid food.
|-
![[File:Hotsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Sauce}}{{anchor|Capsaicin Oil}}Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Oil
|Grind chilis.
|-
![[File:Coldsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cold Sauce}}{{anchor|Frost Oil}}Cold Sauce/Frost Oil
|[[Guide_to_xenobiology#Blue_Slime|Blue Slimes]] or from grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Ice_Pepper|Ice Pepper]]. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. [[Changeling]] [[Changeling#Cryogenic_Sting|cryo sting]] injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and [[Guide_to_races#Jellypeople|slimepeople]]. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick.
|-
![[File:Ketchup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ketchup}}Ketchup
|Grind tomatoes.
|-
![[File:Flour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flour}}Flour
|Grind wheat or oat stalks.
|-
![[File:Rice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice}}Rice
|Grind rice stalks.
|-
![[File:Ricebowl.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice Bowl}}Rice Bowl
|Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
|-
![[File:dough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough}}Dough
|Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
|-
![[File:cakebatter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Batter}}Cake Batter
|Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]]. (you can also use [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] instead of egg yolk)
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Egg Yolk}}Egg Yolk
|Break an egg into a beaker.
|-
![[File:Secret_sauce_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Secret Sauce}}Secret Sauce
|Makes food taste amazing. Recipe is completely random and changes every 7 days. The recipe may be found in a certain space ruin on a '''paper'''. You could have to mix a random number of random ingredients in random amounts with a similarly random set of catalysts, raise or lower it past a random temperature, mix it specifically in a random container (it won't work in any other container if this is the case), heat an explosive beyond its exploding point, and more. Either way, the recipe will only make 1u.
|-
![[File:BBQ_sauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|BBQ Sauce}}BBQ Sauce
|3 parts {{Tooltip|[[#Saline-Glucose_Solution|Saline-Glucose Solution]]|{{RecursiveChem/Saline-Glucose_Solution}}}} (Sugar + Water + Salt) 
1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Ash|Ash]] 
1 part [[#Tomato_Juice|Tomato Juice]] 
1 part [[#Pepper|Pepper]]
|-
![[File:Soysauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Sauce}}Soy Sauce
|Mix 40 units [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 10 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Sulphuric Acid|Sulphuric Acid]].
|-
![[File:Salt.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salt}}Salt
|Mix [[Guide_to_chemistry#Sodium|Sodium]] + [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine|Chlorine]] + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
|-
![[File:Pepper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pepper}}Pepper
|Grind pepper-mills from the cafe.
|-
![[File:Peptides_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peptides}}Peptides
|Is created in your body if you eat food after eating [[Guide_to_chemistry#Trophazole|Trophazole]]. Heals brute and some burn every few seconds. Does not give as much nutriment as other foods.
|-
![[File:Moonshine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Cheesewheel.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wheel}}Cheese Wheel
|Mix 40 [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst). End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
|-
![[File:chocolatebar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Bar}}Chocolate Bar
|Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units [[#Milk|milk]]/[[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 2 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]].
|-
![[File:Tofu.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tofu}}Tofu
|Mix 10 [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:butter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butter}}Butter
|Mix 15 [[#Milk|milk]] in the grinder.
|-
![[File:Butter_on_a_stick.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butter_on_a_stick}}Butter on a stick
|Insert a metal rod [[File:Rods.png]] into butter.
|-
![[File:Mayonnaise.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Mayonnaise}}Mayonnaise
|Grind egg yolk.
|-
![[File:Sugar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar}}Sugar
|Grind white beet or sugar cane.
|-
![[File:Condi_astrotame.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Astrotame}}Astrotame
|Found in [[Vendor#Dinnerware|Dinnerware Vendor]]. Artificial sweetener. Makes food taste better while adding zero calories. If overdosed (17u) it makes you [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgusted]].
|-
![[File:Caramel_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Caramel}}Caramel
|Heat sugar to 413.15K. Will burn into carbon if heated to 483.15K.
|-
![[File:Sprinkles.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sprinkles}}Sprinkles
|Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
|-
![[File:Cherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Jelly}}Cherry Jelly
|Grind cherries.
|-
![[File:Bluecherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Jelly}}Blue Cherry Jelly
|Grind blue cherries.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gravy}}Gravy
|Mix 1 part nutriment, 1 part flour and 1 part milk.
|}

===[[File:Microwave.png|64px]] Microwave Oven===
The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Picture
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Baconcooked.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacon}}Bacon
|Microwave a [[#Raw Bacon|raw bacon]].
|-
![[File:bread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Bread}}{{anchor|Bread}}Plain Bread
|Microwave a [[#Dough|dough]]. Used in all [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|bread recipes]].
|-
![[File:Bun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bun}}Bun
|Microwave a [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]]. Used in [[#Burgers|burgers]].
|-
![[File:Pastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pastry Base}}Pastry Base
|Microwave a [[#Raw Pastry Base|raw pastry base]]. Used in most [[#Pastries|pastry recipes]].
|-
![[File:spagettiboiled.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spaghetti}}Boiled Spaghetti
|Microwave [[#Spaghetti|spaghetti]]s. Used in [[#Pastas|spaghetti recipes]].
|-
![[File:pizzabread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Bread}}Pizza Bread
|Microwave a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]]. Used in [[#Pizzas|pizza recipes]].
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Pie}}Plain Pie
|Microwave a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]]. Used in [[#Pies|pie recipes]].
|-
![[File:regularcake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Cake}}Plain Cake
|Microwave a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]]. Used in [[#Cakes|cake recipes]].
|-
![[File:Spiderleg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spider Leg}}Boiled Spider Leg
|Microwave a spider leg.
|-
![[File:meatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cutlet}}Cutlet
|Microwave a [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]]. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:meatstake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Steak}}Meat Steak
|Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:Crab_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crab Meat}}Crab Meat
|Microwave [[#Raw Crab Meat|raw crab meat]]. Used in some in some recipes.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toasted Sandwich}}Toasted Sandwich
|Microwave a [[#Sandwich|sandwich]].
|-
![[File:popcorn.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Popcorn}}Popcorn
|Microwave a corn.
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Warm Donkpocket}}Warm Donk-pocket
|Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Egg}}Boiled Egg
|Microwave an egg.
|-
![[File:Boiledrice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Rice}}Boiled Rice
|Microwave a [[#Rice Bowl|Rice Bowl]]. Used in [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Rice_and_Pork|rice recipes]].
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Khinkali}}Khinkali
|Microwave a [[#Raw_Khinkali|Raw Khinkali]].
|-
![[File:onionrings.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Onion Rings}}Onion Rings
|Microwave an onion slice.
|}

==Crafting Recipes==
Most dish recipes are made using the '''crafting menu''', that is by '''placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button ([[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] a small T icon on your HUD)''' to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

===Burgers===
(Partly out of date as new burgers and sprites were added Dec 2019.)
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:burger.png|64px]]
!Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger. Has a 1% chance of turning into steamed hams.
|-
![[File:Baconburger.png|64px]]
!Bacon Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Bacon|cooked bacon]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:brainburger.png|64px]]
!Brain Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Brain
|8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin
|Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]].
|-
![[File:clownburger.png|64px]]
!Clown Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Clown Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana
|Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[Clown|nemesis]].
|-
![[File:Crab_burger.png|64px]]
!Crab Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 [[#Crab_Meat|crab meat]]
|?
|A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun.
|-
![[File:mimeburger.png|64px]]
!Mime Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Mime Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing
|Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[Mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
|-
![[File:tofubuger.png|64px]]
!Tofu Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Melts your face!
|-
![[File:spell.png|64px]]
!Spell Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Wizard Hat
|8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin
|You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
![[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
!Xenoburger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 xeno [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Ali-yum!
|-
![[File:Jellyburger.png|45px]]
!Jelly Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or 5 units [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin
|My insides are burning!
|-
![[File:ghostbur.PNG|64px]]
!Ghost Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin
|Terror-ifficly tasty.
|-
![[File:Appendixburger.png|64px]]
!Appendix Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Surgery#Appendectomy|Appendix]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Tastes like appendicitis
|-
![[File:Fivealarmburger.png|64px]]
!Five Alarm Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 ghost chili
|6 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 5 Pepper, 1 Vitamin
|HOT! HOT!
|-
![[File:Ratburger.png|64px]]
!Rat Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 dead mouse
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|What did you expect?
|-
![[File:bigbite.png|64px]]
!Big Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin
|Forget the Big Mac.
|-
![[File:superbite.png|64px]]
!Super Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 4 Tomatoes + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Salt|salt]] + 5 units [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper
|If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
|-
![[File:Baseball.png|64px]]
!Home Run Baseball Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Makeshift weapons#Baseball Bat|Baseball Bat]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
|-
![[File:Empowered_burger.gif|64px]]
!Empowered Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 Plasma sheets
|8 Nutriment, 5 Liquid Electricity
|It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.
|}

===Breads & Sandwiches===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatbread.png|64px]]
!Meatbread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:tofubread.png|64px]]
!Tofu-Bread
|1 [[Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:xbread.png|64px]]
!Xeno-Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
![[File:Spidermeatloaf.png|64px]]
!Spider Meatloaf
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Green but delicious.
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|64px]]
!Banana-nut Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Banana
|20 Banana, 20 Nutriment
|Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:Mimanabread.png|64px]]
!Mimana Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana
|20 Nutriment, 5 Mute Toxin, 5 Nothing, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Leaves diners speechless!
|-
![[File:creambread.png|64px]]
!Cream Cheese Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:baguette.png|64px]]
!Baguette
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin
|The mimes favorite.
|-
![[File:sandwich.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sandwich}}Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
![[File:Garlicbread.png|64px]]
!Garlic Bread
|1 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]
|5 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 2 [[#Garlic_Juice|Garlic Juice]]
|Alas, it is limited.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!Grilled Cheese Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
![[File:Jellytoast.png|64px]]
!Jelly Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
|-
![[File:butteredtoast.png|64px]]
!Buttered Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast.
|-
![[File:butterbiscuit.png|64px]]
!Butter Biscuit
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Well butter my biscuit!
|-
![[File:butterdog.png|64px]]
!Butterdog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Made from exotic butters.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]{{Anchor|Moldy_Bread}}
!Moldy Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fly_amanita|fly amanita]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Twobread.png|64px]]
!Two Bread
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 [[#Wine|wine]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Classy.
|-
![[File:Rorosandwich.png|64px]]
!Jelly Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
|-
![[File:Notasandwich.png|64px]]
!Not-a-Sandwich
|1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
|}

===Pizzas===
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Margheritapizza.png|64px]]
!Margherita Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Tomato
|30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:mushroompizza.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 5 any Mushrooms
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:meatpizza.png|64px]]
!Meat Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza.png|64px]]
!Donk Pocket Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Dankpizza.png|64px]]
!Dank Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:sassysagepizza.png|64px]]
!Sassysage Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 [[#Meatball|meatballs]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:vegepizza.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:arnoldpizza.png|64px]]
!Arnold Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings
|30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine
|Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily.
|}

===Pastas===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:pastatomato.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Pasta}}Tomato Pasta
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 Tomatoes
|6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin
|Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
|-
![[File:copypasta.gif|64px]]
!Copypasta
|2 [[#Tomato Pasta|tomato pasta]]s
|12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
|-
![[File:meatballspag.png|64px]]
!Spaghetti & Meatballs
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 [[#Meatball|meatballs]]
|8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
![[File:Spesslaw.png|64px]]
!Spesslaw
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 4 [[#Meatball|meatballs]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Lawyer's choice!
|-
![[File:Chowmein.png|64px]]
!Chowmein
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot
|7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables.
|-
![[File:Beefnoodle.png|64px]]
!Beef Noodle
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Cabbage
|5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs
|Nutritious, beefy, and noodly.
|-
![[File:butternoodles.png|64px]]
!Butter Noodles
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Noodles covered in savory butter.
|}

===Soups & Stews===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatsoup.png|64px]]
!Meatball Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 carrot + 1 potato
|7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
|-
![[File:nettlesoup.png|64px]]
!Nettle Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 nettle + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin
|Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:vegesoup.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 carrot + 1 corn + 1 eggplant + 1 potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Force feed the Botanists this.
|-
![[File:tomatosoup.png|64px]]
!Tomato Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin
|What, no crackers?
|-
![[File:Bloodsoup.png|64px]]
!Blood Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units blood + 2 bloodtomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin
|They ''may'' think you're the [[Cook|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
![[File:Eyeballsoup.png|64px]]
!Eyeball Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 tomatoes + 1 Eyeball
|5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs
|A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs?
|-
![[File:Slimesoup.png|64px]]
!Slime Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin
|Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
|-
![[File:Clownsoup.png|64px]]
!Clown's Tears
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 banana + 1 [[Bananium|bananium ore]]
|2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin
|Not very funny.
|-
![[File:Mysterysoup.png|64px]]
!Mystery Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 burned mess + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:
 Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
 Omnizine, Banana,
 Blood, Slime Jelly,
 Toxin, Oculine,
 Carbon
|This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
|-
![[File:Mushroomsoup.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Soup
|1 bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 chanterelle
|2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin
|The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
|-
![[File:Beetsoup.png|64px]]
!Beet Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 whitebeet + 1 cabbage
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin
|Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
|-
![[File:milo.png|64px]]
!Milo Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 [[#Soy Dope|soy dope]]s + 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s
|9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin
|Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
|-
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|64px]]
!Stewed Soy Meat
|2 [[#Soy Dope|soy dope]]s + 1 carrot + 1 tomato
|7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin
|Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
|-
![[File:stew.png|64px]]
!Stew
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 tomato + 1 potato + 1 carrot + 1 eggplant + 1 mushroom
|14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin
|The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
|-
![[File:coldstew.png|64px]]
!Cold Chili Stew
|1 bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 ice pepper + 1 tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
|Ice, ice, baby!
|-
![[File:hotstew.png|64px]]
!Hot Chili Stew
|1 bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 chili cepper + 1 tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
| Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|-
![[File:Oatmeal.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal
|1 bowl + 10 units milk + 1 oat stalk
|7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin
|A nice bowl of oatmeal.
|-
![[File:Sweetpotatosoup.png|64px]]
!Sweet Potato Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 5 units sugar + 2 sweet potatoes
|4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Delicious sweet potato in soup form.
|-
![[File:Redbeetsoup.png|64px]]
!Red Beet Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 red beet + 1 cabbage
|4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Quite a delicacy.
|-
![[File:French_onion_soup.png|64px]]
!French Onion Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 [[#Onion|onion]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Good enough to make a grown mime cry.
|-
![[File:Wishsoup.png|64px]]
!Wish Soup
|1 bowl + 20 units [[#Water|water]]
|20 water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin)
|Makes you wish the chef could cook.
|-
![[File:Bisque.png|64px]]
!Bisque
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 [[#Crab_Meat|crab meat]] + 1 [[#Boiled_Rice|boiled rice]]
|?
|A classic entree from Space-France.
|-
![[File:Bungo_curry.png|64px]]
!Bungo Curry
|1 bowl + 5 units water + 5 units cream + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|bungo fruit]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Chili|chili]]
|?
|A spicy vegetable curry made with the humble bungo fruit, Exotic!
|-
![[File:Electron_soup.gif|64px]]
!Electron Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 5 units table salt + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Jupiter_Cups|jupiter cup]]
|?
|A gastronomic curiosity of ethereal origin. It is famed for the minature weather system formed over a properly prepared soup.
|}

===Seafood===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Carpfillet.png|64px]]
! Imitation Carp Fillet
|Inject 5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]] into 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin
|Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:carpsandwich.png|64px]]
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp fillet
|3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin
|Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:cubancarp.png|64px]]
!Cuban Carp
|1 Carp Fillet + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 Chili Pepper
|6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin
|Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
![[File:fishandchips.png|64px]]
!Fish & Chips
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 Carp fillet
|6 Nutriment
|The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Ffish.png|64px]]
!Fish Fingers
|5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp fillet
|4 Nutriment
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Sashimi.png|64px]]
!Carp Sashimi
|1 spider egg + 1 Carp fillet + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|}

===Meat===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
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|-
![[File:Sausage.png|64px]]
!Sausage{{anchor|Sausage}}{{anchor|Salami}}
|1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Slicable into salami. Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|-
![[File:Spidereggsham.png|64px]]
!Green Eggs and Ham
|2 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 spider egg + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin
|You swear it's still moving.
|-
![[File:Cornedbeef.png|64px]]
!Corned beef and cabbage
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Meat steak]] + 2 Cabbages + 5 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
|-
![[File:Bearsteak.gif|64px]]
!Filet Migrawr
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Bear steak]] + 5 units [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] (requires lighter)
|2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf
|
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw_Khinkali}}Raw Khinkali
|1 [[#Dough Slice|Dough slice]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 1 [[#Garlic_Juice|Garlic Juice]]
|Microwave to finish preparing.
|}

===Salads===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Herbsalad.png|64px]]
!Herb Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple
|8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
![[File:Aesirsalad.png|64px]]
!Aesir Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 8 [[Omnizine]], 6 Vitamin
|Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
![[File:Validsalad.png|64px]]
!Valid Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]]
|8 Nutriment, 5 [[#Doctor's Delight|Doctor's Delight]] 2 Vitamin
|Heals everyone! Not really
|-
![[File:Melonfruitbowl.png|64px]]
!Melon Fruit Bowl
|1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|The only salad where you can eat the bowl
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice
|2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Your standard fruit salad.
|-
![[File:Junglesalad.png|64px]]
!Jungle Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice
|7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin
|Exotic fruits in a bowl.
|-
![[File:Citrusdelight.png|64px]]
!Citrus Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon
|7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Citrus overload!
|-
|[[File:monkeydel.png|64px]]
!Monkey's Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 [[Monkey Cube]] + 1 Banana + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin
|EE EEE!
|}

===Pies===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Notes
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!Banana Cream Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Banana
|4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:berryclafoutis.png|64px]]
!Berry Clafoutis
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin
|It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Meatpies
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Made of people, or not?
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Tofu Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Made of plants, or not?
|-
![[File:xpie.png|64px]]
!Xeno Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
![[File:applepie.png|64px]]
!Apple Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Apple
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|The traditional dessert.
|-
![[File:Cherrypie.png|64px]]
!Cherry Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Cherry
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|"To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
|-
![[File:Amapie.png|64px]]
!Amanita Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Amanita
|5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin
|Only slightly toxic, really!
|-
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
|-
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|64px]]
!Plump Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin
|Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]!
|-
![[File:Gtart.png|64px]]
!Golden Apple Streusel Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin
|A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
|-
![[File:Blumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Blumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Blumpkin
|3 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Full of delicious chlorine and ammonia.
|-
![[File:Dulcedebatata.png|64px]]
!Dulce de Batata
|5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato
|4 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Delicious sliceable jelly.
|-
![[File:Frostypie.png|64px]]
!Frostypie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Blue cherry
|4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin.
|Tastes like blue and cold.
|-
![[File:Baklava.png|64px]]
!Baklava Pie
|4 Oat stalks + 4 [[#Tortilla|tortillas]] + 2 [[#Butter|butter]]
|?
|A delightful healthy snack made of nut layers with thin bread.
|-
![[File:Bearypie.png|64px]]
!Beary Pie
|1 [[#Meat Steak|bear steak]] + 1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|No brown bears, this is a good sign.
|-
![[File:Grapetart.png|64px]]
!Grape Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes
|4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make.
|-
![[File:Mimetart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mime Tart}}Mime Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 5 units [[#Nothing|Nothing]]
|?
|... . Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Berrytart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry Tart}}Berry Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 berries
|?
|A tasty dessert of many different small barries on a thin pie crust. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Chocolatelavatart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Lava Tart}}Chocolate Lava Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bars]] + 1 [[Guide_to_xenobiology#Grinding|Slime Extract]]
|?
|A tasty dessert made of chocaloate, with a liquid core. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|}

===Cakes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:carrotcake.png|64px]]
!Carrot Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Carrots
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]], 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
|-
![[File:cheesecake.png|64px]]
!Cheese Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
|-
![[File:birthday.png|64px]]{{Anchor|Birthday Cake}}
!Birthday Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 Sugar + 2 Caramel + 1 candle
|20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members. If you microwave the cake it becomes a cakehat [[File:Cakehat.PNG]]{{Anchor|Cakehat}}.
|-
![[File:Energy_cake.gif|64px]]{{Anchor|Energy Cake}}
!Energy Cake
|1 [[#Birthday Cake|Birthday Cake]] + 1 [[Traitor_Items#Energy_Sword|Energy Sword]] [[File:ESword.png]]
|10 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Liquid_Electricity|Liquid Electricity]]
|Sliceable. Just enough calories for a whole nuclear operative squad. If you microwave the cake it becomes an energy cake(hat) [[File:Energy_cake_hat.gif]]{{Anchor|Energy Cakehat}}.
|-
![[File:applecake.png|64px]]
!Apple Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Apples
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Braincake.png|64px]]
!Brain Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 Brain
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]], 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
![[File:Orangecake.png|64px]]
!Orange Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Oranges
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Limecake.png|64px]]
!Lime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Limes
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Lemoncake.png|64px]]
!Lemon Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Lemons
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Choccake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bars]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinspicecake.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Spice Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Pumpkin
|32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Slimecake.png|64px]]
!Slime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 [[Slime Extract]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Blackberry_and_strawberry_vanilla_cake.png|64px]]
!Blackberry and Strawberry Vanilla Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 berries
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Blackberry_and_strawberry_chocolate_cake.png|64px]]
!Blackberry and Strawberry Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 berries + 2 [[#Chocolate_Bar|Chocolate Bars]]
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Holy_cake.png|64px]]
!Angel Food Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 15u holy water
|?
|Sliceable. Contains holy water.
|-
![[File:Pound_cake.png|64px]]
!Pound Cake
|4 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]
|?
|Sliceable. Counts as junk food.
|-
![[File:Hardware_cake.png|64px]]
!Hardware Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 circuit boards + 5u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|Sulphuric Acid]]
|?
|Sliceable. Contains 15u sulphuric acid and 15u oil.
|-
![[File:Clowncake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Clown Cake}}Clown Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Sweets|sundae]] + 5 bananas
|?
|Sliceable. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Vanillacake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Cake}}Vanilla Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Vanilla|vanilla pods]]
|?
|Sliceable. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Spacemans_Cake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spacemans Cake}}Spaceman's Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Spaceman.27s_Trumpet_Plant|Spaceman's Trumpet]] + 5 units cream + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Cak.png|64px]]
!Cak
|1 Birthday Cake + 1 Brain + 1 Heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units Blood + 5 units Sprinkles + 1 unit [[Guide_to_chemistry#Teslium|Teslium]].
|N/A
|A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on disarm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted. Not sliceable.
|}

===Side Dishes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:cheesefries.png|64px]]
!Cheese Fries
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
|-
![[File:cheesepmelet.png|64px]]
!Cheese Omelette
|2 eggs + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|8 Nutriment
|Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
|-
![[File:friedegg.png|64px]]
!Fried Egg
|1 egg + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper
|The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
![[File:bakedpotato.png|64px]]
!Loaded Baked Potato
|1 Potato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|No bacon bits?
|-
![[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|64px]]
!Eggplant Parmigiana
|2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Eggplant
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Clogs your arteries, healthily!
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|64px]]
!Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketspicy_0.png|64px]]
!Spicy Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Chili
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], spicy!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketteriyaki_0.png|64px]]
!Teriyaki Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 3 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], savory!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza_0.png|64px]]
!Pizza Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Tomato
||4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], mama mia!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketbanana_0.png|64px]]
!Banana Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] +1 Banana +3 units Sugar
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], honk!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketberry_0.png|64px]]
!Berry Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Berry]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up ontains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], sweet!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketgondola_0.png|64px]]
!Gondola Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 5 units Tranquility
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]! Also transforms you into a gondola.
|-
![[File:Hotdog.png|64px]]
!Hot Dog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Sausage|Sausage]] + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin
|Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
|-
![[File:pigblanket.png|64px]]
!Pig in a Blanket
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll.
|-
![[File:Crab_rangoon.png|64px]]
!Crab Rangoon
|1 [[#Dough Slice|Dough slice]] + 1 [[#Raw_Crab_Meat|raw crab meat]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 5 units cream
|?
|Has many names, like crab puffs, cheese wontons, crab dumplings? Whatever you call them, they're a fabulous blast of cream cheesy crab.
|-
![[File:Benedict.png|64px]]
!Eggs Benedict
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|There is only one egg on this, how rude.
|-
![[File:Beans.png|64px]]
!Tin of Beans
|2 Soy Beans + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]]
|10 Nutriment
|Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
|}

===Pastries===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Donut_plain.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Donut}}Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Jelly Donut}}Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin,
|Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Slime Jelly Donut}}Slime Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Slime_Jelly|slime jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_meat.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Meat Donut}}Meat Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 meat slab
|3 Nutriment, 2 ketchup
|Tastes as gross as it looks.
|-
![[File:Donut_chaos.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chaos Donut}}Chaos Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Hot Sauce|Hot Sauce]] + 5 units [[#Cold Sauce|Cold Sauce]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar
'''Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): ''' 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
|-
![[File:Donut_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Donut}}Berry Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Donut}}Spaceman's Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Donut}}Apple Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Donut}}Caramel Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Donut}}Chocolate Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Donut}}Blumpkin Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Donut}}Bungo Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]] + 5 units [[#Cold Sauce|Cold Sauce]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Donut}}Matcha Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Jelly Donut}}Berry Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Jelly Donut}}Spaceman's Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Jelly Donut}}Apple Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Jelly Donut}}Caramel Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Jelly Donut}}Chocolate Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Jelly Donut}}Blumpkin Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Jelly Donut}}Bungo Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Jelly Donut}}Matcha Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Slime Donut}}Berry Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Slime Donut}}Spaceman's Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Slime Donut}}Apple Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Slime Donut}}Caramel Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Slime Donut}}Chocolate Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Slime Donut}}Blumpkin Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Slime Donut}}Bungo Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Slime Donut}}Matcha Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylent Green
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 2 Human Meats
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylen Viridians
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Soy Bean
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
|-
![[File:waffles.png|64px]]
!Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with syrup traps.
|-
![[File:roffle.png|64px]]
!Roffle Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen
|8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
![[File:fortunecookie.png|64px]]
!Fortune Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy
|3 Nutriment
|Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
![[File:Sugarcookie.png|64px]]
!Sugar Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Just like your little sister used to make.
|-
![[File:muffin.png|64px]]
!Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|6 Nutriment
|Muffin!
|-
![[File:Berrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Berry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment
|A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
|-
![[File:Booberrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Booberry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|6 Nutriment
|My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
|-
![[File:cracker.png|64px]]
!Cracker
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|1 Nutriment
|Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
|-
![[File:pretzel.png|64px]]
!Poppy Pretzel
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Poppy Seed
|5 Nutriment
|Heals brute damage with opium!
|-
![[File:Biscuit.png|64px]]
!Plump Biscuits
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
|-
![[File:Oatmealcookie.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|The best of both cookie and oat.
|-
![[File:Raisincookie.png|64px]]
!Raisin Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk + 1 [[#4no Raisins|4no Raisins]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Why would you put raisins on a cookie?
|-
![[File:Cherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cherry
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
|-
![[File:Bluecherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Blue Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Blue cherry
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
|-
![[File:Dankpocket.png|64px]]
!Dank-pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cannabis
|3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Lipolicide|Lipolicide]], 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space Drugs|Space Drugs]], 4 Nutriment
|
|-
![[File:Khachapuri.png|64px]]
!Khachapuri
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 5 units egg yolk
|12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Chococornet.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cornet
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 1 unit Salt + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bar]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Honeybun.png|64px]]
!Honey Bun
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 5 units Honey
|5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
|
|-
![[File:pancake.png|64px]]
!Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]]
|4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Can be stacked.
|-
![[File:bbpancake.png|64px]]
!Blueberry Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]], 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:ccpancake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Chip Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]], 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bar]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|-
![[File:Cannoli.png|64px]]
!Cannoli
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 1 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 3 units [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|
|}

===Sweets===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chocegg.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Egg
|1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco
|NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
|-
![[File:Chococoin.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Coin
|1 Coin + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Coco
|
|-
![[File:Chocodice.png|64px]]
!Fudge Dice
|1 Die + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Coco
|You get a fudge die after eating it.
|-
![[File:Chocoorange.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Orange
|1 Orange + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Coco
|
|-
![[File:candiedapple.png|64px]]
!Candied Apple
|5 units [[#Caramel|Caramel]] + 1 Apple
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!
|-
![[File:Honeybar.png|64px]]
!Honey Nut Bar
|1 Oat + 5 units Honey
|5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
|
|-
![[File:Spiderlollipop.png|64px]]
!Spider Lollipop
|1 Rod + 5 Sugar + 5 Water + 1 Spiderling
|1 Nutriment, 1 Toxin, 10 Iron, 5 Sugar, 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|
|}

===Frozen===
Paper cups can be dispensed from from water coolers, found in some places.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Icecreamsandwich.png|64px]]
!Icecream Sandwich
|1 [[#Vanilla Ice Cream|ice cream]] + 5 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Ice
|Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.
|-
![[File:spacefreezy.png|64px]]
!Space Freezy
|5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 5 Blue Cherry Jelly, 4 Vitamin
|The best icecream in space!
|-
![[File:sundae.png|64px]]
!Sundae
|5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|A classic desert.
|-
![[File:honkdae.png|64px]]
!Honkdae
|5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 10 Banana, 4 Vitamin
|The clown's favorite desert.
|-
![[File:Flavorless_sc.png|64px]]
!Flavorless Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice
|1u water
|
|-
![[File:Pineapple_sc.png|64px]]
!Pineapple Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Lime_sc.png|64px]]
!Lime Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Lime_Juice|lime juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Lemon_sc.png|64px]]
!Lemon Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Blue_sc.png|64px]]
!Apple Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Grape_sc.png|64px]]
!Grape Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Grape_Juice|grape juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Orange_sc.png|64px]]
!Orange Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Orange_Juice|orange juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Red_sc.png|64px]]
!Bluecherry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Blue_Cherry_Jelly|blue cherry jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Blue_sc.png|64px]]
!Cherry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Cherry_Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Berry_sc.png|64px]]
!Berry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad_sc.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Orange_Juice|orange juice]] + 5u [[#Lime_Juice|lime juice]] + 5u [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Mime_sc.png|64px]]
!Mime Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Nothing|nothing]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Clown_sc.png|64px]]
!Clown Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u Laughter
|?
|
|-
![[File:Soda_sc.png|64px]]
!Space Cola Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u cola
|?
|
|-
![[File:Pwrgamer_sc.png|64px]]
!Pwr Game Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 15u [[#Pwr_Game|Pwr Game]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Honey_sc.png|64px]]
!Honey Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u honey
|?
|
|-
![[File:Rainbow_sc.png|64px]]
!Rainbow Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u {{Tooltip|[[#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]]|{{RecursiveChem/Colorful Reagent}}}}
|?
|
|}

===Exotic===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chaw.png|64px]]
!Chawanmushi
|5 units Water + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 1 Chanterelle
|5 Nutriment
|Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
|-
![[File:wingchu.png|64px]]
!Wing Fang Chu
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|At least it wasn't the [[Ian|dog]].
|-
![[File:enchi.png|64px]]
!Enchiladas
|2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 2 chilis + 2 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]]s
|8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin
|Spicy.
|-
![[File:classictaco.png|64px]]
!Classic Taco
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Cabbage
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce
|-
![[File:plaintaco.png|64px]]
!Plain Taco
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food.
|-
![[File:Wrap.png|64px]]
!Egg Wrap
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 Cabbage + 10 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|5 Nutriment
|The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
|-
![[File:Burrito.png|64px]]
!Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Delicious!
|-
![[File:CheesyBurrito.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|It's a burrito filled with cheese.
|-
![[File:CarneBurrito.png|64px]]
!Carne Asada Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Soybeans
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|The best burrito for meat lovers.
|-
![[File:PlasmaBurrito.png|64px]]
!Fuego Plasma Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 3 Vitamin
|A super spicy burrito.
|-
![[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
!Kebab
|1 [[Metal Rod]] + 2 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]s (meat must be same type!), 2 human meat steaks, 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s, or 1 lizard tail
|8 Nutriment
|You get the metal rod back after eating.
|-
![[File:Nachos.png|64px]]
!Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 unit Salt
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|Chips from Space Mexico
|-
![[File:CheesyNachos.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 unit Salt
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese.
|-
![[File:Cuban Nachos.png|64px]]
!Cuban Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]] + 2 Chili pepper
|7 Nutriment, 8 Capsaicin, 4 Vitamin
|That's some dangerously spicy nachos.
|-
![[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|64px]]
!Amanita Jelly
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Amanitas
|6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
![[File:duff.gif|64px]]
!Spacy Liberty Duff
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Liberty Caps
|6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|-
![[File:Melonkeg.gif|64px]]
!Melon Keg
|1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|9 Nutriment, 15 Vodka, 4 Vitamin
|Who knew vodka was a fruit?
|-
![[File:stuffedlegion.gif|64px]]
!Stuffed Legion
|1 Goliath meat steak + 1 Legion Core + 2 units Ketchup + 2 units Capsaicin
|5 Nutriment, 2 Capsaicin, 2 Vitamin
|Putting skulls to use as food bowls has never seemed better.
|-
![[File:powercrepe.png|64px]]
!Powercrepe
|1 [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] + 1 [[#Milk|Milk]] + 5 Cherry Jelly + 1 Super Power Cell + 1 Captain's Sabre
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Cherry Jelly
|With great power, comes great crepes.
|-
![[File:branrequests.png|64px]]
!Bran Requests Cereal
|1 Wheat + 1 [[#4no Raisins|4no Raisins]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 10 Salt
|A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran.
|-
![[File:Riceandpork.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice and Pork}}Rice and Pork
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 2 Cutlet
|18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine
| It's rice and ..."pork".
|-
![[File:BBQ_ribs.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|BBQ Ribs}}BBQ Ribs
|2 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 2 rods + 5u [[#BBQ Sauce|BBQ sauce]]
|?
| Sweet, Smokey, Savory, and gets everywhere. Perfect for Grilling.
|-
![[File:Eggbowl.png|64px]]
!Egg Bowl
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|Boiled egg]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn
|4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|A bowl of rice with a fried egg.
|-
![[File:Ricepudding.png|64px]]
!Rice Pudding
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar
|9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
|
|-
![[File:Meatbun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Bun}}Meat Bun
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Cabbage
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Has the potential to not be Dog.
|-
![[File:Ratkebab.png|64px]]
!Rat kebab
|1 Dead Mouse, 1 Metal Rod
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
|-
![[File:Doubleratkebab.png|64px]]
!Double Rat Kebab
|2 Dead Mice, 1 Metal Rod
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Twice the rat, twice the flavor.
|-
![[File:Butterbear.png|64px]]
!Butterbear{{Anchor|Butterbear}}{{Anchor|Terrygold}}
|15 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 brain (with soul) + 1 heart + 5 meat slabs + 50 units blood + 1 unit [[Guide_to_chemistry#Teslium|Teslium]].
|N/A
|A butter/bear hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. The crew can eat the bear by smacking it, but it has a large regeneration factor to counteract this. When the bear slaps people it has a significant chance to slip its unfortunate victim. The bear will be named Terrygold.
|-
![[File:Royal_cheese.png|64px]]
!Royal Cheese{{Anchor|Royal Cheese}}
|1 [[#Cheese_Wheel|cheese wheel]] + 1 gold crown + 5 units {{Tooltip|[[#Strange Reagent|Strange Reagent]]|{{RecursiveChem/Strange Reagent}}}} + 5 units {{Tooltip|[[#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]]|{{RecursiveChem/Unstable Mutagen}}}}.
|20 Gold, 15 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Unstable Mutagen
|Feed a rat with it to turn it into a rat king.
|-
|}

===Custom Recipes===
Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Custom food
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|How to acquire
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Bread}}Custom Bread
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]]. Sliceable for custom [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Cake
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pizza}}Custom Pizza
|Use ingredients on a [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pie}}Custom Pie
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Spaghetti}}Custom Spaghetti
|Use ingredients on a plate of [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom salad}}Custom Salad
|Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Soup
|Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom kebab}}Custom Kebab
|Use ingredients on a metal rod.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom sandwich}}Custom Sandwich
|Use ingredients on any [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]. Use another [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] (any type) to finish the sandwich.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom burger}}Custom Burger
|Use ingredients on a [[#Bun|bun]].
|}

===Recipe Books===
Some recipes will only be visible in your crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] after reading a special book first. So far there is only one such book:

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Book
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Unlocks
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Where to get
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Cooking_Desserts_101.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cooking_Desserts_101}}Cooking Desserts 101
|[[#Mime_Tart|Mime tart]], [[#Berry_Tart|berry tart]], [[#Chocolate_Lava_Tart|chocolate lava tart]], [[#Clown_Cake|clown cake]] and [[#Vanilla_Cake|vanilla cake]].
|Dinner-o-Mat
|
|}

==[[File:Icecream_Vat.png|64px]] Icecream Vat==
''Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!''[[File:Icecream_vat_window.png|thumb|400px|left|This is the window that opens when you click an Icecream Vat. ]]

For those hot days on the station there's an Icecream Vat, which can be used to make icecream. You do this by first clicking the Icecream Vat to open a window. To create an icecream, you must first dispense a cone. Then you click "select" next to the icecream type you want to put into the cone. Then you click the vat while holding the cone in hand. 

The vat starts with some icecream and several cones stored. To make more of them you must click the "make" buttons while having the correct ingredients stored in the vat. Making more icecream or cones will just store them in the vat, until you make an icecream with it as described above. 

The "Refill from beaker" button can be used to refill the vat with the standard ingredients (flour, sugar, milk, vanilla etc). Do it by loading a beaker (containing for example ice) into the vat, and then clicking "refill from beaker". The ice will be transferred to the vat, and can then be used if you click certain "make" buttons. Eject a beaker with alt-click. 

The recipes below describe which ingredients the vat must be filled with to be able to "make" the listed items.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Waffle_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Waffle Cone}}Waffle Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Cone}}Chocolate Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 1 coco powder
|Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Vanilla_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Ice Cream}}Vanilla Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit vanilla
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Strawberry_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Strawberry Ice Cream}}Strawberry Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Ice Cream}}Chocolate Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] 1 unit coco powder
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Blue_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Ice Cream}}Blue Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit [[#Singulo|Singulo]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Vanilla_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Custom Ice Cream}}Custom Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit optional flavoring (any reagent)
|This will let you create custom ice cream flavoured by any reagent. Do it by putting a beaker with any reagents into the Icecream Vat. Then click "Make" and "Select" next to "custom ice cream". Then dispense and use a cone on the Icecream Vat to create your custom icecream. Remove the beaker by alt-clicking the vat.
|}

==[[File:Grill_on.gif]]Grill==
Orderable from [[Supply_crates#Grilling_Starter_Kit|cargo]]. Grilling food adds grill marks, nutrition and char which makes it taste better. Can be powered with coal, wood or [[#Monkey_Energy|Monkey Energy]] [[File:Monkey_energy.png|16px]]. (Detailed instructions to be added)

==Vending Machine Food==
===[[File:Vendsnack.gif|64px]] Junk Food===
If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest [[Getmore Chocolate Corp|Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine]] for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Description
|-
![[File:Candy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Candy}}Candy
|Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Cup_Ramen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cup Ramen}}Cup Ramen
|Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
|-
![[File:Chips.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chips}}Chips
|Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Beef_Jerky.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky}}Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky
|Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:4no_Raisins.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|4no Raisins}}4no Raisins
|Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
|-
![[File:Space Twinkie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space_Twinkie}}Space Twinkie
|A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
|-
![[File:Cheesie_Honkers.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheesie Honkers}}Cheesie Honkers
|Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,
|-
|}

===[[File:Vendcola.gif|64px]] Junk Drinks===
If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest [[Robust Softdrinks|Robust Softdrinks -vending machine]].

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Space_Cola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|30u cola. In space. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Space_Mountain_Wind.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens [[Status_Effects#Sleep|sleep]], reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Dr_Gibb.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Star-kist.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Star-kist}}Star-kist
|Made up of 15u Cola and 15u [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
|-
![[File:Space-Up.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Purple_can.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pwr Game}}Pwr Game
|The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Lemon-Lime.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}{{anchor|Lemon Lime}}{{anchor|Orange Soda}}Lemon-Lime
|You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]].
|-
![[File:Canned_air.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Canned Air}}Canned air
|24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
|-
![[File:Energy_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grey Bull}}Grey Bull
|Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks.
|-
![[File:Monkey_energy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Monkey Energy}}Monkey Energy
|Unleash the ape! Works as fuel for the [[#Grill|grill]] and increases your speed if you're a monkey. Contains 50u.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!Sol Dry
|30u Sol Dry. In space. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]].
|}

===[[File:Vendcoffee.gif|64px]] Hot Drinks===
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a [[Hot Drinks Machine|Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine]]. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering [[space]] is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Robust_Coffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Robust Coffee}}Robust Coffee
|Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duke Purple Tea}}Duke Purple Tea
|An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dutch Hot Coco}}Dutch Hot Coco
|Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco heats you up if cold and has 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts [[#Milk|milk]] and 1 part cocoa heated to 320K.
|}

==Other food==
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Item
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Description

|-
![[File:Cookie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cookie}}Cookie
|A [[Cyborg#Peacekeeper|Peacekeeper cyborg]] can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.
|-
![[File:Lollipop.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lollipop}}Lollipop
|[[Cyborg#Medical|Medical cyborgs]] can dispense lollipops. Full of [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment.
|-
![[File:Gumball.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gumball}}Gumball
|[[Cyborg#Medical|Medical cyborgs]] can also dispense gumballs! These contain not only sugar, but also [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|healing chemicals]].
|-

|}

==Hunger==
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

[[File:hungerlevels.gif]]
The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat.
Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

===Starvation===
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the [[Kitchen]] for a burger or slice of meatbread!

===Obesity===
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the [[solars]]. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but [[Surgery#Lipoplasty|surgery]] or using [[Guide_to_chemistry#lipocide|lipocide]] is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mint_Toxin|mint toxin]] (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

===Satiety===
Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|good]] and [[Guide_to_chemistry#Toxins|bad]] reagents slower, for a higher total effect.
On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.

===Breakfast===
Some food and drink types will give a positive moodlet for 10 minutes if consumed within 15 minutes of the start of the shift. These are:
*most egg based foods
*coffee
*bacon
*oatmeal
*orange juice
*milk
*pancakes
*waffles
*donuts
*toasts
*biscuits
*cereal

[[Category:Guides]]

Guide to food and drinks

2021-02-08T17:07:15Z

TF4: /* Species-Specific Drinks */ races associated with drinks

=Drinks=
Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in [[Surgery|surgery]] when applied externally. 
 
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===Basic Drink Ingredients===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Absinthe.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Absinthe}}Absinthe
|80
|1 part Absinthe
|A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumoured to cause hallucinations but does not.
||Has a chance to cause hallucinations. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Ale.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ale}}Ale
|65
|1 part ale
|A warm pint of delicious ale.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe Juice}}Aloe Juice
|N/A
|1 part aloe juice
|A healthy and refreshing juice.
|30% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice aloe or grind aloe cream.
|-
![[File:amaretto_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amaretto}}Amaretto
|25
|1 part Amaretto
|A gentle and syrup-like drink, tastes of almonds and apricots.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles Luini Amaretto
|-
![[File:Applejack_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Applejack}}Applejack
|20
|1 part applejack
|The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
|-
![[File:Apple_juice.png]]
!{{anchor|Apple Juice}}Apple Juice
|N/A
|1 part apple juice
|The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice an [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Apple|apple]].
|-
![[File:Banana_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Juice}}Banana Juice
|N/A
|1 part banana juice
|The raw essence of a banana. HONK
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage '''To acquire:''' Juice bananas.
|-
![[File:Beer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beer}}Beer
|25
|1 part beer
|A freezing pint of beer.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units [[#Universal_Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:Berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry Juice}}Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?
|'''To acquire:''' Juice berries.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bungo Juice}}Bungo Juice
|N/A
|1 part bungo juice
|Exotic! You feel like you are on vacation already.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage '''To acquire:''' Juice [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|bungo fruit]]
|-
![[File:Carrot_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Juice}}Carrot juice
|N/A
|1 part carrot juice
|It is just like a carrot but without crunching.
|Heals eye damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice carrots.
|-
![[File:Champagne_glass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Champagne}}Champagne
|40
|1 part champagne
|A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.
|'''To acquire:''' Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
|-
![[File:Banana juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Clown's Tears}}Clown's Tears
|N/A
|1 part clown's tears
|Not very funny.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind some clown's tear soup.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee}}Coffee
|N/A
|1 part coffee
|Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Cognac_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cognac}}Cognac
|75
|1 part cognac
|Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Coconut}}Creme de Coconut
|20
|1 part creme de coconut
|A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Lime juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Menthe}}Creme de Menthe
|20
|1 part creme de menthe
|A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Chocolate glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Cacao}}Creme de Cacao
|20
|1 part creme de cacao
|A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|N/A
|1 part Dr. Gibb
|Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.
|Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:fernet_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fernet}}Fernet
|80
|1 part Fernet
|Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure.
|Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. '''To acquire:''' In [[Hacking#Vending_Machines|hacked]] Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Garlic Juice}}Garlic Juice
|N/A
|1 part garlic juice
|Crushed (not juiced)[[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]. [[Cook|Chefs]] love it.
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a [[Cook|cook]]. Prevents [[Vampire|vampires]] from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u). '''To acquire:''' Grind [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]].
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin}}Gin
|45
|1 part gin
|It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
|-
![[File:grenadine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grenadine}}Grenadine
|N/A
|1 part grenadine
|Delicious flavored syrup.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat.
|-
![[File:Ice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Glass of Ice}}{{anchor|Ice}}Glass of Ice
|N/A
|1 part ice
|Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...
|Cools down. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Hard_cider_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hard Cider}}Hard Cider
|25
|1 part hard cider
|Apple juice, for adults.
|Cools down. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Holy Water}}Holy Water
|N/A
|1 part holy water
|A glass of holy water.
|Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals [[Cult|cultism]]. '''To acquire:''' Have the [[Chaplain]] hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the [[Chapel]].
|-
![[File:Kahlua_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kahlua}}{{anchor|Kahlúa}}Kahlúa
|45
|1 part Kahlúa
|DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 [[#Coffee|coffee]] + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon Juice}}Lemon Juice
|N/A
|1 part lemon juice
|Sour...
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}Lemon-Lime
|N/A
|1 part Lemon-Lime
|You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lime Juice}}Lime Juice
|N/A
|1 part lime juice
|A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.
|20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. '''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Menthol}}Menthol
|N/A
|1 part menthol
|Tastes naturally minty and imparts a very mild numbing sensation.
|Prevents coughing. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Milk}}Milk
|N/A
|1 part milk
|White and nutritious goodness!
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]]. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from [[File:Milk.png]] Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in the kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream}}{{anchor|Cream}}Cream
|N/A
|1 part cream
|Ewwww...
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nothing}}Nothing
|N/A
|1 part nothing
|Absolutely nothing.
|Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them. '''To acquire:''' [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Mimana|Mimanas]].
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Orange Juice}}Orange Juice
|N/A
|1 part orange juice
|Vitamins! Yay!
|30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
|-
![[File:Parsnip_juice_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Parsnip Juice}}Parsnip Juice
|N/A
|1 part parsnip juice
|Why...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice a [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Parsnip|parsnip]].
|-
![[File:Peach_juice_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peach Juice}}Peach Juice
|N/A
|1 part peach juice
|Just peachy.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in [[Maintenance|maintenance]].
|-
![[File:Pineapplejuice.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pineapple_Juice}}Pineapple Juice
|N/A
|1 part pineapple juice
|Tart, tropical, and hotly debated.
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice pineapples.
|-
![[File:Poison_berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Poison Berry Juice}}Poison Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part poison berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?
|Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Juice poison berries.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Juice}}Potato Juice
|N/A
|1 part potato juice
|Bleh...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice potatoes.
|-
![[File:Rum_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum}}Rum
|60
|1 part rum
|Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:sakecup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sake}}Sake
|70
|1 part sake
|A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soda Water}}Soda Water
|N/A
|1 part soda water
|Why not make a scotch and soda?
|Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sol Dry}}Sol Dry
|N/A
|1 part Sol Dry
|A soothing, mellow drink made from ginger.
|Reduces [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]]. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Sol Dry in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. 30 units in each can.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.webp|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Milk}}Soy Milk
|N/A
|1 part soy milk
|White and nutritious soy goodness!
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator or from [[File:Soymilk.gif]] Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in the kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Space_cola_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|N/A
|1 part Space Cola
|A glass of refreshing Space Cola.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|N/A
|1 part Space Mountain Wind
|Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.
|Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_up_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|N/A
|1 part Space-Up
|Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Synthanol
|N/A
|1 part Space Lube, 1 part Plasma, 1 part Welding Fuel
|A runny liquid with conductive capacities. Its effects on synthetics are similar to those of alcohol on organics.
|Non-synthetic will rapidly purge synthanol-based drinks from their systems.
|-
![[File:Teaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tea}}Tea
|N/A
|1 part tea
|Drinking it from here would not seem right.
|Similar to coffee but also removes jitteriness and a small number of toxins. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teqilla_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila}}Tequila
|70
|1 part tequila
|Now all that's missing is the weird coloured shades!
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Juice}}Tomato Juice
|N/A
|1 part tomato juice
|Are you sure this is tomato juice?
|20% chance to heal 1 burn damage. Blood shows the same way. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tonic Water}}Tonic Water
|N/A
|1 part tonic water
|Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Orange juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Sec}}Triple Sec
|30
|1 part triple sec
|A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.
|'''To acquire:''' In a booze dispenser.
|-
![[File:Vermouth_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vermouth}}Vermouth
|45
|1 part vermouth
|You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka}}Vodka
|65
|1 part vodka
|The glass contain wodka. Xynta.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 [[#Potato Juice|potato juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]
|-
![[File:Water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Water}}Water
|N/A
|1 part water
|The father of all refreshments.
|'''To acquire:''' Sinks. Watertanks.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Watermelon Juice}}Watermelon Juice
|N/A
|1 part watermelon juice
|A glass of watermelon juice.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice watermelon slices.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Welder Fuel}}Welder Fuel
|N/A
|1 part welding fuel
|Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.
|Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Find a Welding fuel tank.
|-
![[File:Whiskeyemoji.png|25px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey}}Whiskey
|75
|1 part whiskey
|A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Wine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wine}}Wine
|35
|1 part wine
|A very classy looking drink.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (instantly becomes grappa).
|}

===Mixed Drinks===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:AcidSpit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Acid Spit}}Acid Spit
|70
|5 parts [[#Wine|wine]], 1 part Sulphuric Acid
|A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
|
|-
![[File:Alexander.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Alexander}}Alexander
|50
|1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems.
|If you have a shield it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Allies Cocktail}}Allies Cocktail
|45
|1 part [[#Classic Martini|Classic Martini]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A drink made from your allies.
|Refers to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Entente Triple Entente]: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin.
|-
![[File:Aloe.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe}}Aloe
|35
|3 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 2 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|Very, very, very good.
|
|-
![[File:Alexander_Amaretto.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amaretto Alexander}}Amaretto Alexander
|35
|1 part [[#Amaretto|Amaretto ]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]]
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is in fact as gentle as it seems.
|
|-
![[File:Amasec.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amasec}}Amasec
|35
|1 part Iron, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|Always handy before COMBAT!!!
|[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amasec Warhammer 40k drink]
|-
![[File:Andalusia.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Andalusia}}Andalusia
|40
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]
|A nice, strangely named drink.
|
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Anti-Freeze}}Anti-Freeze
|35
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The ultimate refreshment.
|Heats you up if you are frozen.
|-
![[File:Arnold_palmer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Arnold Palmer}}Arnold Palmer
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lemonade|lemonade]], 1 part [[#Tea|tea]]
|Encourages the patient to go golfing.
|
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Atomic Bomb}}Atomic Bomb
|N/A
|10 parts [[#B-52|B-52]], 1 part Uranium
|Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.
|Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:B-52.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|B-52}}B-52
|85
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]]
|Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-52_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bacchus_blessing.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacchus' Blessing}}Bacchus' Blessing
|300
|1 part [[#Hooch|Hooch]] + 1 part [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] + 1 part [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] + 1 part [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]]
|Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.
|Can kill you if you drink enough.
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bahama Mama}}Bahama Mama
|35
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 1 part [[#Kahlúa|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]]
|Tropic cocktail.
|Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Honk}}Banana Honk
|60
|1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Laughter|laughter]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A drink from Clown Heaven.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
|-
![[File:Barefootglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Barefoot}}Barefoot
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Barefoot and pregnant.
|Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
|-
![[File:Bastionbourbon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bastion Bourbon}}Bastion Bourbon
|30
|1 part tea, 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors.
|When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Bastion_Bourbon Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beepsky Smash}}Beepsky Smash
|60
|2 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 2 parts [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part Iron
|Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.
|Summons a stream of [[Guide_to_robotics#Securitron|securitron]] hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of [[Security|security]], you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
|-
![[File:between_the_sheets.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Between the Sheets}}Between the Sheets
|55
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|A provocatively named classic.
|Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Between_the_Sheets_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bilkglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bilk}}Bilk
|15
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.
|10% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:BlackRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Black Russian}}Black Russian
|70
|3 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Russian IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Blank_paper_drink.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blank_Paper}}Blank Paper
|20
|1 part [[#Silencer|Silencer]], 1 part [[#Nothing|nothing]], 1 part [[#Nuka_Cola|Nuka Cola]]
|A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh.
|Heals and mutes mimes.
|-
![[File:Blazaam_glass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blazaam}}Blazaam
|70
|1 part [[#Peach_Juice|peach juice]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Bluespace_Dust|Bluespace Dust]], 2 parts [[#Gin|gin]]
|The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.
|Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bloody Mary}}Bloody Mary
|55
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.
|Restores blood. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(cocktail) IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bluecherryshake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Shake}}Blue Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly
|A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Booger}}Booger
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]]
|Ewww...
|
|-
![[File:BrancaMenta.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Branca Menta}}Branca Menta
|35
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|Creme de Menthe]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]]
|A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original.
|Cools you down if overheated. Causes a tick of 35 stamina damage when first drank.
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Brave Bull}}Brave Bull
|60
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.
|Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:Bug_spray.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bug Spray}}Bug Spray
|50
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon_Lime|lemon lime]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves.
|Deals 1 toxin per tick to [[Mothpeople|mothpeople]] and [[Guide_to_races#Flypeople|flypeople]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Cafelatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee Latte}}{{anchor|Cafe Latte}}Cafe Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:CatnipTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Catniptea}}Catnip Tea
|0
|5 parts [[#tea|tea]], 5 parts milk
|A purrfect drink for a cat.
|Results in 5 nya
|-
![[File:ChangelingSting.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Changeling Sting}}Changeling Sting
|50
|2 part [[#Lemon-Lime|lemon-lime]], 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]]
|A stingy drink.
|Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Cherryshake.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Shake}}Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.
|A cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate}}Chocolate
|N/A
|5 parts [[#Water|water]], 1 part Coco Powder
|Tasty.
|Heats up if frozen
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Milk}}Chocolate Milk
|N/A
|3 parts [[#Dutch_Hot_Coco|Hot Coco]], 2 parts Coco Powder, under 300K temperature.
|Tasty.
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]].
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
|5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
|5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Classic Martini}}Classic Martini
|60
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_%28cocktail%29 IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Coggrog.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cog_Grog}}Cog Grog
|10
|1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part [[#Screwdriver|Screwdriver]]
|Not even Ratvar's Four Generals could withstand this! Qevax Jryy!
|
|-
![[File:Cream_soda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream Soda}}Cream Soda
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Soda_Water|soda water]], 2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part vanilla
|A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.
|Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
|-
![[File:crevicespike.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crevice Spike}}Crevice Spike
| -10
|2 parts [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 4 parts [[#Capsaicin Oil|capsaicin]]
|Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering.
|It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out. [http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Crevice_Spike Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:CubaLibre.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cuba Libre}}Cuba Libre
|50
|3 parts [[#Rum and Coke|Rum and Coke]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.
|Heals revolutionaries. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba_Libre IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Demons Blood}}Demons Blood
|75
|1 part [[#Space Mountain Wind|Space Mountain Wind]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part blood, 1 part [[#Dr. Gibb|Dr. Gibb]]
|Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.
|Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
|-
![[File:DevilsKiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Devil's Kiss}}Devil's Kiss
|70
|1 part Blood, 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Creepy time!
|Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Doctor's Delight}}Doctor's Delight
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]]
|A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
|Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Driest Martini}}Driest Martini
|65
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Gin|gin]]
|Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing
|-
![[File:Drunkenblumpkin.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Drunken Blumpkin}}Drunken Blumpkin
|50
|1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice
|A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
|
|-
![[File:Duplex_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duplex}}Duplex
|25
|2 parts [[#Hard_Cider|hard cider]], 1 part [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]], 1 part [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
|
|-
![[File:Nog2.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Eggnog}}Eggnog
|1
|5 parts [[#Egg Yolk|egg yolk]], 5 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 5 parts [[#Cream|cream]]
|For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
|
|-
![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Erika Surprise}}Erika Surprise
|35
|1 part [[#Ale|ale]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]]
|The surprise is, it's green!
|
|-
![[File:fanciulli.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fanchiulli}}Fanciulli
| -10
|1 part [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part [[#fernet|Fernet]]
|What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour?
|Reduces satiety. Sobers you up. Causes a tick of 20 stamina damage when first drank.. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernet#Cocktails Existing drink.]
|-
![[File:FernetCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fernet Cola}}Fernet Cola
|25
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Cola|Cola]]
|A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition.
|Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
|-
![[File:Fetching_fizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fetching Fizz}}Fetching Fizz
|10
|1 part [[#Nuka Cola|Nuka Cola]], 1 part Iron
|Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.
|Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Fetching_Fizz Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:fringeweaver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fringe Weaver}}Fringe Weaver
|90
|9 parts Ethanol, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.
|[http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Fringe_Weaver Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:Gibbfloats.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gibb Floats}}Gibb Floats
|N/A
|5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream
|Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
|
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin Fizz}}Gin Fizz
|45
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fizz_%28cocktail%29#Gin_Fizz IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[file:Ginger_Amaretto.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ginger Amaretto}}Ginger Amaretto
|30
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|Amaretto]], 1 part [[#Sol dry|sol dry]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The sprig of rosemary adds a nice aroma to the drink, and isn't just to be pretentious afterall!
|
|-
![[File:GinTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin and Tonic}}Gin and Tonic
|25
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
|
|-
![[File:Godfather.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Godfather}}Godfather
|50
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|amaretto]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|A classic from old Italy and enjoyed by gangsters, pray the orange peel doesnt end up in your mouth.
|
|-
![[File:Godmother.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Godmother}}Godmother
|50
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|amaretto]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A lovely fresh smelling cocktail, a true Sicilian delight.
|
|-
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Goldschlager}}Goldschlager
|25
|10 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Gold
|100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grapesoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grape Soda}}Grape Soda
|N/A
|1 part [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]], 1 part soda water
|Beloved of children and teetotalers.
|Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Grappa.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grappa}}Grappa
|60
|1 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
|
|-
![[File:Grasshopper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grasshopper}}Grasshopper
|25
|5 parts cream, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 5 parts creme de cacao
|A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grasshopper_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Green_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Green Beer}}Green Beer
|25
|10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part Green Crayon Powder
|A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.
|Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grog.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grog}}Grog
|1
|1 part [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fine and cepa drink for Space.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Gunfire.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gunfire}}Gunfire
|40
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 3 parts [[#tea|tea]]
|It pops constantly as you look at it, giving off tiny sparks.
|fizzes and pops in your mouth.
|-
![[File:Hearty_punch.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hearty Punch}}Hearty Punch
|90
|5 parts [[#Brave Bull|Brave Bull]] + 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]] + 5 parts [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] (requires temperature of 315)
|Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.
|Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Hearty_Punch Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:Hellfire.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hellfire}}Hellfire
|60
|2 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part [[#ice|ice]], 1 part [[#crevicespike|crevice spike]]
|An amber colored drink that isn't quite as hot as it looks.
|heats you up.
|-
![[File:Hippiesdelight.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hippie's Delight}}Hippie's Delight
|N/A
|1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
|Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hivemind Eraser}}Hivemind Eraser
|40
|2 parts [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|Grenadine]], 1 part [[#Thirteen Loko|Thirteen Loko]]
|A vessel of pure flavor. For when even mindshields can't save you.
|See [[Hivemind_Host|Hivemind Host]].
|-
![[File:Hoochglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hooch}}Hooch
|100
|2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants.
|[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hooch Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era]
|-
![[File:Hot_ice_coffee.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Ice Coffee}}Hot Ice Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Hot_Ice_Slush|Hot Ice Slush]]
|A sharp drink. This can't have come cheap.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and deals 1 toxin damage.
|-
![[File:HotlimeMiami.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|HotlimeMiami}}Hotlime Miami
|40
|1 part ephedrine, 1 part [[#PinaColada|Pina Colada]]
|This looks very aesthetically pleasing.
|Drugs drinker, restores stamina
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Beer}}Iced Beer
|15
|5 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] '''''or''''' 10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Frost Oil|frost oil]]
|A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
|Cools you down if overheated
|-
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Coffee}}Iced Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
|-
![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Tea}}Iced Tea
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Tea|tea]]
|All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.
|-
![[File:IrishCarBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Car Bomb}}Irish Car Bomb
|25
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Ale|ale]]
|An Irish car bomb.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Car_Bomb Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Coffee}}Irish Coffee
|35
|2 parts [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 2 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_coffee IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish_Cream}}Irish Cream
|50
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_cream Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Jack_rose.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Jack Rose}}Jack Rose
|15
|2 parts [[#Applejack|applejack]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Rose_(cocktail) Exists in real life]
|-
![[File:Kamikaze.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kamikaze}}Kamikaze
|60
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|Divinely windy.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Lemonade.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemonade}}Lemonade
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]], 2 parts water, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]]
|Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|
|-
![[File:Lizardwine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lizard Wine}}Lizard Wine
|45
|1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol
|An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff.
|Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]].
|-
![[File:Lizfizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|LizzFizz}}Lizz Fizz
|0
|3 parts [[#Triplecitrus|Triple citrus]], 1 part [[#ice|ice]], 1 part [[#cream|cream]]
|Looks like a citrus sherbet seperated in layers? Why would anyone want that is beyond you.
|
|-
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Long Island Iced Tea}}Long Island Iced Tea
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Cuba Libre|Cuba Libre]], 1 part [[#Tequila|tequila]]
|The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Malibusunset.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MalibuSunset}}Malibu Sunset
|20
|2 parts [[#painkiller|Painkiller]], 1 part [[#grenadine|Grenadine]], 1 part [[#Orangejuice|Orange Juice]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]]
|Tropical looking drinks, with ice cubes hovering on the surface and grenadine coloring the bottom.
|
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan}}Manhattan
|30
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan Project}}Manhattan Project
|45
|10 parts [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part Uranium
|A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Margarita.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Margarita}}Margarita
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarita IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Mead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mead
|30
|2 units Honey, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Miamivice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MiamiVice}}Miami Vice
|30
|1 part [[#Pinacolada|Pina Colada]], 1 part [[#StrawberryDaiquiri|Strawberry Daiquiri]]
|Strawberries and coconut, like yin and yang.
|
|-
![[File:Mojito.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mojito
|30
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Soda water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojito IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Moonshine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|95
|5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moscow Mule}}Moscow Mule
|30
|5 parts [[#Sol_Dry|Sol Dry]], 5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice
|A chilly drink that reminds you of the Derelict.
|
|-
![[File:Narsour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Narsour}}Narsour
|10
|1 part [[blood]], 1 parts [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Demons Blood|demons blood]]
|A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!
|Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.
|-
![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nuka Cola}}Nuka Cola
|N/A
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
|Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you higher speed [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola Reference to Fallout.]
|-
![[File:Old_timer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Old Timer}}Old Timer
|35
|3 parts [[#Whiskey_Soda|whiskey soda]], 2 parts [[#Parsnip_Juice|parsnip juice]], 1 part [[#Alexander|Alexander]]
|An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.
|Makes you older. And older, and older.
|-
![[File:Neurotoxin.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Neurotoxin}}Neurotoxin
|50
|1 part Morphine, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
|Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by [[Guide_to_chemistry#Neurine|Neurine]].
|-
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|N/A
|1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
|Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox#Pan-Galactic_Gargle_Blaster Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
|-
![[File:Painkiller_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Painkiller}}Painkiller
|20
|5 parts [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 4 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.)
|
|-
![[File:Patronglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Patron}}Patron
|60
|10 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part Silver
|Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patr%C3%B3n Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:PepperminPatty.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peppermint Patty}}Peppermint Patty
|25
|6 parts [[#Dutch Hot Coco|hot coco]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.
| Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
|-
![[File:Pina_colada.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pina_Colada}}Pina Colada
|40
|3 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum.
|Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Planet_cracker.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Planet Cracker}}Planet Cracker
|50
|2 parts [[#Champagne|champagne]], 2 parts [[#Lizard_Wine|lizard wine]], 1 part [[#Egg_Yolk|egg yolk]], 1 part gold
|This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers.
|Results in 4 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pruno}}Pruno
|85
|First make pruno mix by crafting it (via the crafting menu) with the following ingredients: 1 trashbag, 1 slice of [[#Moldy_Bread|moldy bread]], 4 grown edible plants, 2 candy corn and of 15 units water. Put the newly created mix in a toilet or washing machine and wait 30 seconds.
|Fermented prison wine made from fruit, sugar, and despair. Security loves to confiscate this, which is the only kind thing Security has ever done.
|[[Status_Effects#Disgust|Disgusting]].
|-
![[File:Mauna_loa.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mauna Loa}}Mauna Loa
|40
|2 parts [[#Bahama_Mama|Bahama Mama]], 2 parts [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlua]]
|Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart!
|Can make you very hot.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinlatte.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pumpkin Latte}}Pumpkin Latte
|N/A
|5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream
|A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
|
|-
![[File:Quadrupesec.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Quadruple Sec}}Quadruple Sec
|35
|5 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 5 parts [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
|Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.
|Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage is healed by 2 as long as it is in your system.
|-
![[File:Quintuplesec.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Quintuple Sec}}Quintuple Sec
|55
|5 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 5 parts [[#Clown's Tears|clown's tears]], 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|syndicate bomb]]
|Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.
|Heals all security personnel for 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage, burn damage, toxin damage, and suffocation damage is healed by 5 as long as it is in your system. Has an absurdly high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.
|-
![[File:RedMead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Mead}}Red Mead
|31
|1 part [[#Mead|mead]], 1 part blood
|A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
|
|-
![[File:Red_queen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Queen}}Red Queen
|N/A
|6 parts [[#Tea|tea]], 2 parts [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|mercury]], 1 part [[#Pepper|black pepper]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Growth_Serum|Growth Serum]]
|DRINK ME.
|Randomly changes your size while it's in your system.
|-
![[File:Rubberneck.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rubberneck}}Rubberneck
|60
|5 parts [[#Grey_Bull|Grey Bull]], 4 parts ethanol, 1 part [[#Astrotame|astrotame]]
|A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum and Coke}}Rum and Coke
|40
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|space cola]]
|The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
|
|-
![[File:Sbitenglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sbiten}}Sbiten
|70
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Capsaicin
|A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
|Heats you up if you are frozen [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sbiten Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Screwdriver Cocktail}}Screwdriver Cocktail
|55
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
|Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwdriver_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Sidecar.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sidecar}}Sidecar
|45
|2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidecar_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Silencer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Silencer}}Silencer
|59
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A drink from mime Heaven.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Singulo}}Singulo
|35
|5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Radium, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|A blue-space beverage.
|
|-
![[File:Sinsdelight.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sinsdelight}}Sin's Delight
|66
|1 part [[#Demonsblood|Demon's Blood]], 1 part [[#Triplesec|Triple Sec]], 1 part [[#Martini|martini]], 1 part [[#changlingsting|Changling Sting]]
|You can smell the seven sins rolling off the top of the glass.
|
|-
![[File:SnowWhite.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Snow White}}Snow White
|35
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]]
|A cold refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Soylatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Latte}}Soy Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]]
|A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:Squirtcider.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Squirt Cider}}Squirt Cider
|40
|1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment
|Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.
|[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Squirt_Cider Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:Stinger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Stinger}}Stinger
|25
|10 parts cognac, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
|A snappy way to end the day.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinger_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Strawberrydaiquiri.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryDaiquiri}}Strawberry Daiquiri
|20
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Limejuice|Lime juice]], 1 part [[#sugar|sugar]], 2 part [[#strawberryjuice|Strawberry Juice]], 1 part [[#ice|ice]]
|Pink looking drink with flowers and a bit straw to sip it. Looks sweet and refreshing, perfect for warm days.
|results in 7
|-
![[File:StrawberryMilk.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryMilk}}Strawberry Milk
|0
|1 part Strawberry Juice, 1 part Milk
|
|
|-
![[File:StrawberryTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|StrawberryTea}}Strawberry Tea
|0
|1 part strawberry juice, 1 part [[#Arnoldpalmer|Arnold Palmer]], 1 part sugar
|
|
|-
![[File:sugarrush.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar Rush}}Sugar Rush
|10
|2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.
|Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food. [http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Sugar_Rush Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:SyndicateBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Syndicate Bomb}}Syndicate Bomb
|90
|1 part [[#Whiskey Cola|Whiskey Cola]], 1 part [[#Beer|beer]]
|A syndicate bomb.
|Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
|-
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila Sunrise}}Tequila Sunrise
|45
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 2 parts [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]]
|Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
|Causes glowing. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila_Sunrise_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|The Manly Dorf}}The Manly Dorf
|100
|1 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 2 parts [[#Ale|ale]]
|A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
|Heals people with the dwarf mutation. [http://bay12games.com/dwarves/ Reference to Dwarf Fortress]
|-
![[File:Orangeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Thirteen Loko}}Thirteen Loko
|80
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.
|Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or '''melt your eyes out if already blind''', 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Three Mile Island Iced Tea}}Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|10
|10 parts [[#Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], 1 part Uranium
|A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toxins Special}}Toxins Special
|25
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 2 parts Plasma
|Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! '''CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!'''
|Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
|-
![[File:Trappist_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Trappist Beer}}Trappist Beer
|40
|2 parts [[#Ale|ale]], 2 parts [[#Holy_Water|holy water]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.
|If you're a [[Chaplain|chaplain]] it reduces [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jittering]], [[Status_Effects#Stuttering|stuttering]] and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
|-
![[File:Triplecitrus.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Citrus}}Triple Citrus
|N/A
|1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice
|Triple the citrus, triple the fun.
|Can be used to make [[Guide to chemistry#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Turbo.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Turbo}}Turbo
|85
|2 parts [[#Moonshine|moonshine]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Nitrous_Oxide|Nitrous Oxide]], 1 part [[#Sugar_Rush|Sugar Rush]], 1 part [[#Pwr_Game|Pwr Game]]
|A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers.
|Regenerates your [[Health#Stamina|stamina]] faster the more drunk you are.
|-
![[File:Vanillapudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Pudding}}Vanilla Pudding
|N/A
| 5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk
|A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka and Tonic}}Vodka and Tonic
|70
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|vodka Martini}}Vodka Martini
|65
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Cola}}Whiskey Cola
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Soda}}Whiskey Soda
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]]
|Ultimate refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Whiskey_sour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Sour}}Whiskey Sour
|35
|1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part sugar
|Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
|
|-
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|White Russian}}White Russian
|50
|3 [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 2 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russian_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Wizz_fizz.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wizz_Fizz}}Wizz Fizz
|50
|1 part [[#Champagne|champagne]], 1 part [[#Soda_Water|Soda Water]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]]
|A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild.
|Heals [[#Wizard|wizards]] 1 of every damage type per tick.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|..What?}}..What?
|N/A
|Fail a recipe
|You can't really tell what this is.
|You get this when there is something else in the glass
|}

===Species-Specific Drinks===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:coldscales.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|ColdScales}}Cold Scales
|50
|1 part [[#tea|tea]], 1 part slime jelly, 1 part [[#methol|methol]]
|A soft green drink that looks inviting!
|Increases disgust for all species but lizards.
|-
![[File:Oildrum.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|OilDrum}}Oil Drum
|45
|1 part [[#ethanol|ethanol]], 1 part oil, 12 parts [[#champagne|champagne]]
|A gray can of booze and oil...
|Results in 3 increases disgust for all species but synthetics.
|-
![[File:Nordking.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|NordKing}}Nord King
|50
|5 part [[#ethanol|ethanol]], 1 part honey, 10 parts [[#redmead|Red Mead]]
|A dripping keg of red mead.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust for all species but humans or dwarves.
|-
![[File:Velvetkiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|VelvetKiss}}Velvet Kiss
|10
|5 parts blood, 1 part [[#tea|tea]], 10 parts [[#wine|wine]]
|Red and white drink for the upper classes or undead.
|Results in 15 Increases disgust for all species but zombies, vampires, and dullahan
|-
![[File:Abductionfruit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|AbductionFruit}}Abduction Fruit
|80
|10 parts [[#limejuice|lime juice]], 5 parts [[#strawberryjuice|strawberry juice]], 10 parts [[#watermelonjuice|watermelon juice]]
|Mixed fruits that were never ment to be mixed...
|Results in 3 Increases disgust all species but abductors.
|-
![[File:Bugzapper.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|BugZapper}}Bug Zapper
|5
|10 parts [[#Lemonjuice|Lemon Juice]], 1 part teslium, 10 parts copper
|An odd mix of copper, lemon juice and power meant for non-human consumption.
|Results in 20 Increases disgust all species but insects, flypersons, and mothsmen.
|-
![[File:Mushcrush.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|MushCrush}}Mush Crush
|5
|10 parts iron, 5 parts ash, 10 parts coffee powder.
|Popular among people that want to grow their own food rather then drink the soil.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust all species except plantpeople.
|-
![[File:Hollowbone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|HollowBone}}Hollow Bone
|15
|5 parts bone hurting juice, 10 parts [[#milk|milk]], 10 parts coconut milk
|Mixing of milk and bone hurting juice for enjoyment for rather skinny people.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust all species except plasmamen and skeletons.
|-

![[File:Jellwyrm.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|JellWyrm}}Jell Wyrm
|40
|1 part slime jelly, 1 part carpotoxin, 1 part carbon dioxide
|A bubbly drink that is rather inviting to those that don't know who it's meant for.
|Toxic drink to most species results in 2 must be heated to 333K (59.85C) Increases disgust all species except jellypeople, slimepeople, and luminescents.
|-
![[File:Lavalspit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|LavalSpit}}Laval Spit
|30
|5 parts iron, 10 parts [[#maunaloa|Mauna Loa]],5 parts sulfur
|Piping hot drink for those who can stomach the heat of lava.
|Must be heated to 900K (626.85C) Increase disgust for all species except golems.
|-
|-
![[File:Robottears.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|RobotTears}}Robot Tears
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part oil, 1 part soda water
|no robots were hurt in the making of this drink.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Trinary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Trinary}}Trinary
|20
|1 part synthanol, 1 part lime juice, 1 part orange juice
|Colorful drink made for synthetic crewmembers
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Servodrink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Servo}}Servo
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part cream, 1 part hot coco
|Chocolate - based drink made for IPCs. Not sure if anyone's actually tried out the recipe.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Uplink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Uplink}}Uplink
|15
|1 part synthanol, 1 part rum, 1 part vodka, 1 part tequila, 1 part whiskey
|An exquisite mix of the finest liquoirs and synthanol. Meant only for synthetics.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Synthncoke.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Synthcoke}}Synth 'n coke
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part cola
|Classic drink altered to fit the tastes of a robot, contains de-rustifying properties. Bad idea to drink if you're made of carbon.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:synthignon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Synthignon}}Synthignon
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part wine
|Someone mixed good wine and robot booze. Romantic, but atrocious.
|Synthanol Recipe
|}

== Juice Cartons ==
By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.

=Food=
You need food to avoid [[#Hunger|hunger]]. Food is cooked either with the crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] or by putting certain ingredients into different types of machinery, such as the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]].

==Example Cooking Guide==
As an example that requires both machinery and the crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]], here is how to cook a [[#Sausage|sausage]] [[File:Sausage.png]]:
#Grab two pieces of meat [[File:Meat.png]] from your fridge.
#Put one of the pieces of meat [[File:Meat.png]] into the [[#Processor|food processor]] [[File:Processor.png]].
#Click the [[#Processor|food processor]] [[File:Processor.png]] to turn it on. This will turn the meat into a [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]].
#Place the other piece of meat [[File:Meat.png]] on any table [[File:R-table.png]].
#Vend a kitchen knife [[File:Knife.png]] from the [[Vendors#Dinnerware|dinnerware vendor]] [[File:Venddinnerware.gif]], and use it on the piece of meat [[File:Meat.png]]. It should turn into 3x [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]].
#Put two of the [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]] into a [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]] (by clicking the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] with a raw cutlet in active hand).
#Turn on the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]] by alt-clicking it. The two [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]] should turn into [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]].
#Place the [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]] and the two [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]] on the same tile (such as the same table).
#Stand within 1 tile's reach from both the [[#Meatball|meatball]] [[File:Faggot.png]] and the two [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]]. Click the crafting menu HUD icon [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] to open the crafting menu.
#In the crafting menu, cycle through categories with arrows until you reach "Foods". Then cycle through the subcategories of "Foods" until you find "Meats".
#If you followed the above steps correctly, the "Sausage" recipe should be clickable (instead of greyed out). Click it and stand still a few seconds to craft a [[#Sausage|sausage]] [[File:Sausage.png]].

==Ingredients==
===[[File:Butcherknife.png|64px]]Butchering[[File:Gibber.png|64px]]===
This is how you get your meat. In space, meat can be expensive to purchase from [[Cargo]], and there are only so many monkeys on the station. There is a reason you have [[Morgue]] access. [[File:Meat.png|64px]]

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the [[Machines#Gibber|gibber]], one of the machines in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Then click the gibber again to activate it. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in meat and skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you could also use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume. 

The [[Machines#Gibber|gibber]] also can be upgraded in order to acquire more meat per body, faster processing, and the ability to gib fully clothed people with better manipulators ([[Traitor|not that you would need that]]). It should be in your best interest to get the [[Scientist|science team]] to at least upgrade your gibber. Go [[Machines#Gibber|here]] to see the upgrades in detail.

There are many types of meat, and only some of them are listed below.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FC8484;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat}}Meat
|Get meat from humans by gibbing them with a gibber. Get meat from most other creatures by slaughterering their dead bodies with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Bear_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bear Meat}}Bear Meat
|Slaughter a dead space bear with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Fish_fillet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carp Fillet}}Carp Fillet
|Slaughter a dead space carp with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Crab_meat_raw.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Crab Meat}}Raw Crab Meat
|Slaughter a dead crab with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Spider_leg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spider Leg}}Spider Leg
|Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Spider_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spider Meat}}Spider Meat
|Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
|}

===[[File:Knife.png|64px]][[File:Rolling Pin.png|64px]] Knife & Rolling Pin===
These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine). When the recipe creates multiple products from a single object, each individual product has the same reagents as the sliced object, divided by the number of products made. (For example, a bread loaf with 20 nutriment would be sliced into 5 bread slices containing 4 nutriment each.)

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! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'| Food name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:breadslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bread Slice}}Bread Slice
|Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|sandwiches]]. Makes 5 slices.
|-
![[File:cakeslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Slice}}Cake Slice
|Slice any cake with your knife. Makes 5 slices.
|-
![[File:pizzaslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Slice}}Pizza Slice
|Slice any pizza with your knife. Makes 6 slices.
|-
![[File:Sheet_pizza.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pepperoni_Sheetzzas}}Pepperoni Sheetzzas
|Flatten a [[#Pizza_Slice|pizza slice]] with your rolling pin. This is a construction material.
|-
![[File:doughslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough Slice}}Dough Slice
|Slice a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] with your knife. Makes 3 dough slices.
|-
![[File:flatdough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flat Dough}}Flat Dough
|Flatten a [[#Dough|dough]] with your rolling pin. Makes 1 flat dough.
|-
![[File:rawmeatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Cutlet}}Raw Cutlet
|Slice a meat with your knife. Makes 3 cutlets.
|-
![[File:piedough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pie Dough}}Pie Dough
|Flatten a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]] with your rolling pin. Makes 1 pie dough.
|-
![[File:rawpastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Pastry Base}}Raw Pastry Base
|Slice a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]] with your knife. Makes 3 raw pastry base.
|-
![[File:Potato_wedges.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Wedges}}Potato Wedges
|Slice a potato with your knife. Makes one plate of potato wedges.
|-
![[File:Cheese_Wedge.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wedge}}Cheese Wedge
|Slice a [[#Cheese Wheel|cheese wheel]] with your knife. Makes 5 cheese wedges.
|-
![[File:rawmeatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salami}}Salami
|Slice a sausage with your knife. Makes 6 slices of salami.
|}

===[[File:Processor.png|64px]] [[Machines#Food_Processor|Processor]]===
Some items can be processed with the [[Machines#Food_Processor|Processor]], which can be found in your kitchen.

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! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Processes
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Condiments
|-
![[File:Bacon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Bacon}}Raw Bacon
|Process one [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]].
|-
![[File:Faggot.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Faggot}}{{anchor|Meatball}}<s>Faggot</s> Meatball
|Process one slab of human or monkey meat. Renamed from "faggot" in April 2020 for compliance with Github ToS.
|-
![[File:Slamjamspacekabam.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Slime Jam}}Slime Jam
|Process one slime. ''Note: Eating this will kill you.'' Slimes or slime extracts can't be inserted.
|-
![[File:Tatortot.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tator Tot}}Tator Tot
|Process one potato.
|-
![[File:Fries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Fries}}Space Fries
|Process one plate of potato wedges.
|-
![[File:Carrotfries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Fries}}Carrot Fries
|Process one carrot.
|-
![[File:Roastparsnip.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Roast Parsnip}}Roast Parsnip
|Process one parsnip.
|-
![[File:Soydope.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Dope}}Soy Dope
|Process one soy bean.
|-
![[File:Spaghetti.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spaghetti}}Spaghetti
|Process one [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]].
|-
![[File:Tortilla.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tortilla}}Tortilla
|Process one corn.
|-
![[File:Yakiimo.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Yaki Imo}}Yaki Imo
|Process one sweet potato.
|-
|}

===[[File:Blender.png|64px]] All-In-One-Grinder===
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your [[File:ChemMaster.png|64px]] CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as '''Grind''' will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as '''Mix''' only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting '''Juice'''.

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! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Blends
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Universal Enzyme.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Universal_Enzyme}}Universal Enzyme
|Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fermentation_Barrel|wooden barrels]] to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor.
|-
![[File:Nutriment.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nutriment}}Nutriment
|Grind any solid food.
|-
![[File:Hotsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Sauce}}{{anchor|Capsaicin Oil}}Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Oil
|Grind chilis.
|-
![[File:Coldsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cold Sauce}}{{anchor|Frost Oil}}Cold Sauce/Frost Oil
|[[Guide_to_xenobiology#Blue_Slime|Blue Slimes]] or from grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Ice_Pepper|Ice Pepper]]. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. [[Changeling]] [[Changeling#Cryogenic_Sting|cryo sting]] injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and [[Guide_to_races#Jellypeople|slimepeople]]. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick.
|-
![[File:Ketchup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ketchup}}Ketchup
|Grind tomatoes.
|-
![[File:Flour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flour}}Flour
|Grind wheat or oat stalks.
|-
![[File:Rice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice}}Rice
|Grind rice stalks.
|-
![[File:Ricebowl.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice Bowl}}Rice Bowl
|Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
|-
![[File:dough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough}}Dough
|Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
|-
![[File:cakebatter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Batter}}Cake Batter
|Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]]. (you can also use [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] instead of egg yolk)
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Egg Yolk}}Egg Yolk
|Break an egg into a beaker.
|-
![[File:Secret_sauce_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Secret Sauce}}Secret Sauce
|Makes food taste amazing. Recipe is completely random and changes every 7 days. The recipe may be found in a certain space ruin on a '''paper'''. You could have to mix a random number of random ingredients in random amounts with a similarly random set of catalysts, raise or lower it past a random temperature, mix it specifically in a random container (it won't work in any other container if this is the case), heat an explosive beyond its exploding point, and more. Either way, the recipe will only make 1u.
|-
![[File:BBQ_sauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|BBQ Sauce}}BBQ Sauce
|3 parts {{Tooltip|[[#Saline-Glucose_Solution|Saline-Glucose Solution]]|{{RecursiveChem/Saline-Glucose_Solution}}}} (Sugar + Water + Salt) 
1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Ash|Ash]] 
1 part [[#Tomato_Juice|Tomato Juice]] 
1 part [[#Pepper|Pepper]]
|-
![[File:Soysauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Sauce}}Soy Sauce
|Mix 40 units [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 10 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Sulphuric Acid|Sulphuric Acid]].
|-
![[File:Salt.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salt}}Salt
|Mix [[Guide_to_chemistry#Sodium|Sodium]] + [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine|Chlorine]] + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
|-
![[File:Pepper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pepper}}Pepper
|Grind pepper-mills from the cafe.
|-
![[File:Peptides_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peptides}}Peptides
|Is created in your body if you eat food after eating [[Guide_to_chemistry#Trophazole|Trophazole]]. Heals brute and some burn every few seconds. Does not give as much nutriment as other foods.
|-
![[File:Moonshine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Cheesewheel.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wheel}}Cheese Wheel
|Mix 40 [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst). End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
|-
![[File:chocolatebar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Bar}}Chocolate Bar
|Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units [[#Milk|milk]]/[[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 2 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]].
|-
![[File:Tofu.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tofu}}Tofu
|Mix 10 [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:butter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butter}}Butter
|Mix 15 [[#Milk|milk]] in the grinder.
|-
![[File:Butter_on_a_stick.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butter_on_a_stick}}Butter on a stick
|Insert a metal rod [[File:Rods.png]] into butter.
|-
![[File:Mayonnaise.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Mayonnaise}}Mayonnaise
|Grind egg yolk.
|-
![[File:Sugar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar}}Sugar
|Grind white beet or sugar cane.
|-
![[File:Condi_astrotame.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Astrotame}}Astrotame
|Found in [[Vendor#Dinnerware|Dinnerware Vendor]]. Artificial sweetener. Makes food taste better while adding zero calories. If overdosed (17u) it makes you [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgusted]].
|-
![[File:Caramel_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Caramel}}Caramel
|Heat sugar to 413.15K. Will burn into carbon if heated to 483.15K.
|-
![[File:Sprinkles.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sprinkles}}Sprinkles
|Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
|-
![[File:Cherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Jelly}}Cherry Jelly
|Grind cherries.
|-
![[File:Bluecherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Jelly}}Blue Cherry Jelly
|Grind blue cherries.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gravy}}Gravy
|Mix 1 part nutriment, 1 part flour and 1 part milk.
|}

===[[File:Microwave.png|64px]] Microwave Oven===
The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Picture
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Baconcooked.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacon}}Bacon
|Microwave a [[#Raw Bacon|raw bacon]].
|-
![[File:bread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Bread}}{{anchor|Bread}}Plain Bread
|Microwave a [[#Dough|dough]]. Used in all [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|bread recipes]].
|-
![[File:Bun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bun}}Bun
|Microwave a [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]]. Used in [[#Burgers|burgers]].
|-
![[File:Pastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pastry Base}}Pastry Base
|Microwave a [[#Raw Pastry Base|raw pastry base]]. Used in most [[#Pastries|pastry recipes]].
|-
![[File:spagettiboiled.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spaghetti}}Boiled Spaghetti
|Microwave [[#Spaghetti|spaghetti]]s. Used in [[#Pastas|spaghetti recipes]].
|-
![[File:pizzabread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Bread}}Pizza Bread
|Microwave a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]]. Used in [[#Pizzas|pizza recipes]].
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Pie}}Plain Pie
|Microwave a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]]. Used in [[#Pies|pie recipes]].
|-
![[File:regularcake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Cake}}Plain Cake
|Microwave a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]]. Used in [[#Cakes|cake recipes]].
|-
![[File:Spiderleg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spider Leg}}Boiled Spider Leg
|Microwave a spider leg.
|-
![[File:meatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cutlet}}Cutlet
|Microwave a [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]]. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:meatstake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Steak}}Meat Steak
|Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:Crab_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crab Meat}}Crab Meat
|Microwave [[#Raw Crab Meat|raw crab meat]]. Used in some in some recipes.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toasted Sandwich}}Toasted Sandwich
|Microwave a [[#Sandwich|sandwich]].
|-
![[File:popcorn.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Popcorn}}Popcorn
|Microwave a corn.
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Warm Donkpocket}}Warm Donk-pocket
|Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Egg}}Boiled Egg
|Microwave an egg.
|-
![[File:Boiledrice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Rice}}Boiled Rice
|Microwave a [[#Rice Bowl|Rice Bowl]]. Used in [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Rice_and_Pork|rice recipes]].
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Khinkali}}Khinkali
|Microwave a [[#Raw_Khinkali|Raw Khinkali]].
|-
![[File:onionrings.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Onion Rings}}Onion Rings
|Microwave an onion slice.
|}

==Crafting Recipes==
Most dish recipes are made using the '''crafting menu''', that is by '''placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button ([[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] a small T icon on your HUD)''' to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

===Burgers===
(Partly out of date as new burgers and sprites were added Dec 2019.)
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:burger.png|64px]]
!Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger. Has a 1% chance of turning into steamed hams.
|-
![[File:Baconburger.png|64px]]
!Bacon Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Bacon|cooked bacon]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:brainburger.png|64px]]
!Brain Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Brain
|8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin
|Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]].
|-
![[File:clownburger.png|64px]]
!Clown Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Clown Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana
|Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[Clown|nemesis]].
|-
![[File:Crab_burger.png|64px]]
!Crab Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 [[#Crab_Meat|crab meat]]
|?
|A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun.
|-
![[File:mimeburger.png|64px]]
!Mime Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Mime Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing
|Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[Mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
|-
![[File:tofubuger.png|64px]]
!Tofu Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Melts your face!
|-
![[File:spell.png|64px]]
!Spell Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Wizard Hat
|8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin
|You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
![[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
!Xenoburger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 xeno [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Ali-yum!
|-
![[File:Jellyburger.png|45px]]
!Jelly Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or 5 units [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin
|My insides are burning!
|-
![[File:ghostbur.PNG|64px]]
!Ghost Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin
|Terror-ifficly tasty.
|-
![[File:Appendixburger.png|64px]]
!Appendix Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Surgery#Appendectomy|Appendix]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Tastes like appendicitis
|-
![[File:Fivealarmburger.png|64px]]
!Five Alarm Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 ghost chili
|6 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 5 Pepper, 1 Vitamin
|HOT! HOT!
|-
![[File:Ratburger.png|64px]]
!Rat Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 dead mouse
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|What did you expect?
|-
![[File:bigbite.png|64px]]
!Big Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin
|Forget the Big Mac.
|-
![[File:superbite.png|64px]]
!Super Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 4 Tomatoes + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Salt|salt]] + 5 units [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper
|If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
|-
![[File:Baseball.png|64px]]
!Home Run Baseball Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Makeshift weapons#Baseball Bat|Baseball Bat]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
|-
![[File:Empowered_burger.gif|64px]]
!Empowered Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 Plasma sheets
|8 Nutriment, 5 Liquid Electricity
|It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.
|}

===Breads & Sandwiches===
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatbread.png|64px]]
!Meatbread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:tofubread.png|64px]]
!Tofu-Bread
|1 [[Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:xbread.png|64px]]
!Xeno-Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
![[File:Spidermeatloaf.png|64px]]
!Spider Meatloaf
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Green but delicious.
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|64px]]
!Banana-nut Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Banana
|20 Banana, 20 Nutriment
|Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:Mimanabread.png|64px]]
!Mimana Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana
|20 Nutriment, 5 Mute Toxin, 5 Nothing, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Leaves diners speechless!
|-
![[File:creambread.png|64px]]
!Cream Cheese Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:baguette.png|64px]]
!Baguette
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin
|The mimes favorite.
|-
![[File:sandwich.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sandwich}}Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
![[File:Garlicbread.png|64px]]
!Garlic Bread
|1 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]
|5 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 2 [[#Garlic_Juice|Garlic Juice]]
|Alas, it is limited.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!Grilled Cheese Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
![[File:Jellytoast.png|64px]]
!Jelly Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
|-
![[File:butteredtoast.png|64px]]
!Buttered Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast.
|-
![[File:butterbiscuit.png|64px]]
!Butter Biscuit
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Well butter my biscuit!
|-
![[File:butterdog.png|64px]]
!Butterdog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Made from exotic butters.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]{{Anchor|Moldy_Bread}}
!Moldy Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fly_amanita|fly amanita]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Twobread.png|64px]]
!Two Bread
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 [[#Wine|wine]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Classy.
|-
![[File:Rorosandwich.png|64px]]
!Jelly Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
|-
![[File:Notasandwich.png|64px]]
!Not-a-Sandwich
|1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
|}

===Pizzas===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Margheritapizza.png|64px]]
!Margherita Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Tomato
|30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:mushroompizza.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 5 any Mushrooms
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:meatpizza.png|64px]]
!Meat Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza.png|64px]]
!Donk Pocket Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Dankpizza.png|64px]]
!Dank Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:sassysagepizza.png|64px]]
!Sassysage Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 [[#Meatball|meatballs]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:vegepizza.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:arnoldpizza.png|64px]]
!Arnold Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings
|30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine
|Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily.
|}

===Pastas===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:pastatomato.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Pasta}}Tomato Pasta
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 Tomatoes
|6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin
|Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
|-
![[File:copypasta.gif|64px]]
!Copypasta
|2 [[#Tomato Pasta|tomato pasta]]s
|12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
|-
![[File:meatballspag.png|64px]]
!Spaghetti & Meatballs
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 [[#Meatball|meatballs]]
|8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
![[File:Spesslaw.png|64px]]
!Spesslaw
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 4 [[#Meatball|meatballs]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Lawyer's choice!
|-
![[File:Chowmein.png|64px]]
!Chowmein
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot
|7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables.
|-
![[File:Beefnoodle.png|64px]]
!Beef Noodle
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Cabbage
|5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs
|Nutritious, beefy, and noodly.
|-
![[File:butternoodles.png|64px]]
!Butter Noodles
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Noodles covered in savory butter.
|}

===Soups & Stews===
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatsoup.png|64px]]
!Meatball Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 carrot + 1 potato
|7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
|-
![[File:nettlesoup.png|64px]]
!Nettle Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 nettle + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin
|Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:vegesoup.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 carrot + 1 corn + 1 eggplant + 1 potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Force feed the Botanists this.
|-
![[File:tomatosoup.png|64px]]
!Tomato Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin
|What, no crackers?
|-
![[File:Bloodsoup.png|64px]]
!Blood Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units blood + 2 bloodtomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin
|They ''may'' think you're the [[Cook|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
![[File:Eyeballsoup.png|64px]]
!Eyeball Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 tomatoes + 1 Eyeball
|5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs
|A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs?
|-
![[File:Slimesoup.png|64px]]
!Slime Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin
|Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
|-
![[File:Clownsoup.png|64px]]
!Clown's Tears
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 banana + 1 [[Bananium|bananium ore]]
|2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin
|Not very funny.
|-
![[File:Mysterysoup.png|64px]]
!Mystery Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 burned mess + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:
 Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
 Omnizine, Banana,
 Blood, Slime Jelly,
 Toxin, Oculine,
 Carbon
|This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
|-
![[File:Mushroomsoup.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Soup
|1 bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 chanterelle
|2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin
|The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
|-
![[File:Beetsoup.png|64px]]
!Beet Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 whitebeet + 1 cabbage
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin
|Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
|-
![[File:milo.png|64px]]
!Milo Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 [[#Soy Dope|soy dope]]s + 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s
|9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin
|Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
|-
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|64px]]
!Stewed Soy Meat
|2 [[#Soy Dope|soy dope]]s + 1 carrot + 1 tomato
|7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin
|Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
|-
![[File:stew.png|64px]]
!Stew
|1 bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 tomato + 1 potato + 1 carrot + 1 eggplant + 1 mushroom
|14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin
|The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
|-
![[File:coldstew.png|64px]]
!Cold Chili Stew
|1 bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 ice pepper + 1 tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
|Ice, ice, baby!
|-
![[File:hotstew.png|64px]]
!Hot Chili Stew
|1 bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 chili cepper + 1 tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
| Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|-
![[File:Oatmeal.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal
|1 bowl + 10 units milk + 1 oat stalk
|7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin
|A nice bowl of oatmeal.
|-
![[File:Sweetpotatosoup.png|64px]]
!Sweet Potato Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 5 units sugar + 2 sweet potatoes
|4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Delicious sweet potato in soup form.
|-
![[File:Redbeetsoup.png|64px]]
!Red Beet Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 red beet + 1 cabbage
|4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Quite a delicacy.
|-
![[File:French_onion_soup.png|64px]]
!French Onion Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 [[#Onion|onion]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Good enough to make a grown mime cry.
|-
![[File:Wishsoup.png|64px]]
!Wish Soup
|1 bowl + 20 units [[#Water|water]]
|20 water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin)
|Makes you wish the chef could cook.
|-
![[File:Bisque.png|64px]]
!Bisque
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 1 [[#Crab_Meat|crab meat]] + 1 [[#Boiled_Rice|boiled rice]]
|?
|A classic entree from Space-France.
|-
![[File:Bungo_curry.png|64px]]
!Bungo Curry
|1 bowl + 5 units water + 5 units cream + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|bungo fruit]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Chili|chili]]
|?
|A spicy vegetable curry made with the humble bungo fruit, Exotic!
|-
![[File:Electron_soup.gif|64px]]
!Electron Soup
|1 bowl + 10 units water + 5 units table salt + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Jupiter_Cups|jupiter cup]]
|?
|A gastronomic curiosity of ethereal origin. It is famed for the minature weather system formed over a properly prepared soup.
|}

===Seafood===
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Carpfillet.png|64px]]
! Imitation Carp Fillet
|Inject 5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]] into 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin
|Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:carpsandwich.png|64px]]
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp fillet
|3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin
|Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:cubancarp.png|64px]]
!Cuban Carp
|1 Carp Fillet + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 Chili Pepper
|6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin
|Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
![[File:fishandchips.png|64px]]
!Fish & Chips
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 Carp fillet
|6 Nutriment
|The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Ffish.png|64px]]
!Fish Fingers
|5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp fillet
|4 Nutriment
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Sashimi.png|64px]]
!Carp Sashimi
|1 spider egg + 1 Carp fillet + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|}

===Meat===
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Sausage.png|64px]]
!Sausage{{anchor|Sausage}}{{anchor|Salami}}
|1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Slicable into salami. Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|-
![[File:Spidereggsham.png|64px]]
!Green Eggs and Ham
|2 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 spider egg + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin
|You swear it's still moving.
|-
![[File:Cornedbeef.png|64px]]
!Corned beef and cabbage
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Meat steak]] + 2 Cabbages + 5 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
|-
![[File:Bearsteak.gif|64px]]
!Filet Migrawr
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Bear steak]] + 5 units [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] (requires lighter)
|2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf
|
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw_Khinkali}}Raw Khinkali
|1 [[#Dough Slice|Dough slice]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 1 [[#Garlic_Juice|Garlic Juice]]
|Microwave to finish preparing.
|}

===Salads===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Herbsalad.png|64px]]
!Herb Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple
|8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
![[File:Aesirsalad.png|64px]]
!Aesir Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 8 [[Omnizine]], 6 Vitamin
|Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
![[File:Validsalad.png|64px]]
!Valid Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]]
|8 Nutriment, 5 [[#Doctor's Delight|Doctor's Delight]] 2 Vitamin
|Heals everyone! Not really
|-
![[File:Melonfruitbowl.png|64px]]
!Melon Fruit Bowl
|1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|The only salad where you can eat the bowl
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice
|2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Your standard fruit salad.
|-
![[File:Junglesalad.png|64px]]
!Jungle Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice
|7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin
|Exotic fruits in a bowl.
|-
![[File:Citrusdelight.png|64px]]
!Citrus Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon
|7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Citrus overload!
|-
|[[File:monkeydel.png|64px]]
!Monkey's Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 [[Monkey Cube]] + 1 Banana + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin
|EE EEE!
|}

===Pies===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Notes
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!Banana Cream Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Banana
|4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:berryclafoutis.png|64px]]
!Berry Clafoutis
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin
|It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Meatpies
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Made of people, or not?
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Tofu Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Made of plants, or not?
|-
![[File:xpie.png|64px]]
!Xeno Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
![[File:applepie.png|64px]]
!Apple Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Apple
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|The traditional dessert.
|-
![[File:Cherrypie.png|64px]]
!Cherry Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Cherry
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|"To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
|-
![[File:Amapie.png|64px]]
!Amanita Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Amanita
|5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin
|Only slightly toxic, really!
|-
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
|-
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|64px]]
!Plump Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin
|Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]!
|-
![[File:Gtart.png|64px]]
!Golden Apple Streusel Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin
|A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
|-
![[File:Blumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Blumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Blumpkin
|3 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Full of delicious chlorine and ammonia.
|-
![[File:Dulcedebatata.png|64px]]
!Dulce de Batata
|5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato
|4 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Delicious sliceable jelly.
|-
![[File:Frostypie.png|64px]]
!Frostypie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Blue cherry
|4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin.
|Tastes like blue and cold.
|-
![[File:Baklava.png|64px]]
!Baklava Pie
|4 Oat stalks + 4 [[#Tortilla|tortillas]] + 2 [[#Butter|butter]]
|?
|A delightful healthy snack made of nut layers with thin bread.
|-
![[File:Bearypie.png|64px]]
!Beary Pie
|1 [[#Meat Steak|bear steak]] + 1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|No brown bears, this is a good sign.
|-
![[File:Grapetart.png|64px]]
!Grape Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes
|4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make.
|-
![[File:Mimetart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mime Tart}}Mime Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 5 units [[#Nothing|Nothing]]
|?
|... . Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Berrytart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry Tart}}Berry Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 berries
|?
|A tasty dessert of many different small barries on a thin pie crust. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Chocolatelavatart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Lava Tart}}Chocolate Lava Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bars]] + 1 [[Guide_to_xenobiology#Grinding|Slime Extract]]
|?
|A tasty dessert made of chocaloate, with a liquid core. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|}

===Cakes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:carrotcake.png|64px]]
!Carrot Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Carrots
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]], 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
|-
![[File:cheesecake.png|64px]]
!Cheese Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
|-
![[File:birthday.png|64px]]{{Anchor|Birthday Cake}}
!Birthday Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 Sugar + 2 Caramel + 1 candle
|20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members. If you microwave the cake it becomes a cakehat [[File:Cakehat.PNG]]{{Anchor|Cakehat}}.
|-
![[File:Energy_cake.gif|64px]]{{Anchor|Energy Cake}}
!Energy Cake
|1 [[#Birthday Cake|Birthday Cake]] + 1 [[Traitor_Items#Energy_Sword|Energy Sword]] [[File:ESword.png]]
|10 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Liquid_Electricity|Liquid Electricity]]
|Sliceable. Just enough calories for a whole nuclear operative squad. If you microwave the cake it becomes an energy cake(hat) [[File:Energy_cake_hat.gif]]{{Anchor|Energy Cakehat}}.
|-
![[File:applecake.png|64px]]
!Apple Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Apples
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Braincake.png|64px]]
!Brain Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 Brain
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]], 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
![[File:Orangecake.png|64px]]
!Orange Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Oranges
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Limecake.png|64px]]
!Lime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Limes
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Lemoncake.png|64px]]
!Lemon Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Lemons
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Choccake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bars]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinspicecake.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Spice Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Pumpkin
|32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Slimecake.png|64px]]
!Slime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 [[Slime Extract]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Blackberry_and_strawberry_vanilla_cake.png|64px]]
!Blackberry and Strawberry Vanilla Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 berries
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Blackberry_and_strawberry_chocolate_cake.png|64px]]
!Blackberry and Strawberry Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 berries + 2 [[#Chocolate_Bar|Chocolate Bars]]
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Holy_cake.png|64px]]
!Angel Food Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 15u holy water
|?
|Sliceable. Contains holy water.
|-
![[File:Pound_cake.png|64px]]
!Pound Cake
|4 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]
|?
|Sliceable. Counts as junk food.
|-
![[File:Hardware_cake.png|64px]]
!Hardware Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 circuit boards + 5u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|Sulphuric Acid]]
|?
|Sliceable. Contains 15u sulphuric acid and 15u oil.
|-
![[File:Clowncake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Clown Cake}}Clown Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Sweets|sundae]] + 5 bananas
|?
|Sliceable. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Vanillacake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Cake}}Vanilla Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Vanilla|vanilla pods]]
|?
|Sliceable. Requires reading [[#Cooking_Desserts_101|Cooking Desserts 101]] to unlock.
|-
![[File:Spacemans_Cake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spacemans Cake}}Spaceman's Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Spaceman.27s_Trumpet_Plant|Spaceman's Trumpet]] + 5 units cream + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Cak.png|64px]]
!Cak
|1 Birthday Cake + 1 Brain + 1 Heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units Blood + 5 units Sprinkles + 1 unit [[Guide_to_chemistry#Teslium|Teslium]].
|N/A
|A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on disarm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted. Not sliceable.
|}

===Side Dishes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:cheesefries.png|64px]]
!Cheese Fries
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
|-
![[File:cheesepmelet.png|64px]]
!Cheese Omelette
|2 eggs + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|8 Nutriment
|Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
|-
![[File:friedegg.png|64px]]
!Fried Egg
|1 egg + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper
|The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
![[File:bakedpotato.png|64px]]
!Loaded Baked Potato
|1 Potato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|No bacon bits?
|-
![[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|64px]]
!Eggplant Parmigiana
|2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Eggplant
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Clogs your arteries, healthily!
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|64px]]
!Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketspicy_0.png|64px]]
!Spicy Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Chili
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], spicy!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketteriyaki_0.png|64px]]
!Teriyaki Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 3 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], savory!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza_0.png|64px]]
!Pizza Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Tomato
||4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], mama mia!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketbanana_0.png|64px]]
!Banana Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] +1 Banana +3 units Sugar
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], honk!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketberry_0.png|64px]]
!Berry Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Berry]
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up ontains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], sweet!
|-
![[File:Donkpocketgondola_0.png|64px]]
!Gondola Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 5 units Tranquility
|4 Nutriment
|Once heated up contains a little [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]! Also transforms you into a gondola.
|-
![[File:Hotdog.png|64px]]
!Hot Dog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Sausage|Sausage]] + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin
|Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
|-
![[File:pigblanket.png|64px]]
!Pig in a Blanket
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll.
|-
![[File:Crab_rangoon.png|64px]]
!Crab Rangoon
|1 [[#Dough Slice|Dough slice]] + 1 [[#Raw_Crab_Meat|raw crab meat]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 5 units cream
|?
|Has many names, like crab puffs, cheese wontons, crab dumplings? Whatever you call them, they're a fabulous blast of cream cheesy crab.
|-
![[File:Benedict.png|64px]]
!Eggs Benedict
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|There is only one egg on this, how rude.
|-
![[File:Beans.png|64px]]
!Tin of Beans
|2 Soy Beans + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]]
|10 Nutriment
|Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
|}

===Pastries===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Donut_plain.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Donut}}Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Jelly Donut}}Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin,
|Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Slime Jelly Donut}}Slime Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Slime_Jelly|slime jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_meat.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Meat Donut}}Meat Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 meat slab
|3 Nutriment, 2 ketchup
|Tastes as gross as it looks.
|-
![[File:Donut_chaos.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chaos Donut}}Chaos Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Hot Sauce|Hot Sauce]] + 5 units [[#Cold Sauce|Cold Sauce]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar
'''Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): ''' 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
|-
![[File:Donut_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Donut}}Berry Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Donut}}Spaceman's Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Donut}}Apple Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Donut}}Caramel Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Donut}}Chocolate Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Donut}}Blumpkin Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Donut}}Bungo Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]] + 5 units [[#Cold Sauce|Cold Sauce]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Donut}}Matcha Donut
|1 [[#Donut|donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Jelly Donut}}Berry Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Jelly Donut}}Spaceman's Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Jelly Donut}}Apple Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Jelly Donut}}Caramel Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Jelly Donut}}Chocolate Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Jelly Donut}}Blumpkin Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Jelly Donut}}Bungo Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Jelly Donut}}Matcha Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_pink.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Berry Slime Donut}}Berry Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_purple.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Spacemans Slime Donut}}Spaceman's Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_green.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Apple Slime Donut}}Apple Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_beige.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Caramel Slime Donut}}Caramel Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_choco.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Chocolate Slime Donut}}Chocolate Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_blue.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Blumpkin Slime Donut}}Blumpkin Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units blumpkin juice
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_yellow.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Bungo Slime Donut}}Bungo Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units [[#Bungo_Juice|bungo juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Donut_jelly_olive.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Matcha Slime Donut}}Matcha Slime Donut
|1 [[#Slime_Jelly_Donut|slime jelly donut]] + 3 units tea powder
|?
|
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylent Green
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 2 Human Meats
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylen Viridians
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Soy Bean
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
|-
![[File:waffles.png|64px]]
!Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with syrup traps.
|-
![[File:roffle.png|64px]]
!Roffle Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen
|8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
![[File:fortunecookie.png|64px]]
!Fortune Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy
|3 Nutriment
|Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
![[File:Sugarcookie.png|64px]]
!Sugar Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Just like your little sister used to make.
|-
![[File:muffin.png|64px]]
!Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|6 Nutriment
|Muffin!
|-
![[File:Berrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Berry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment
|A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
|-
![[File:Booberrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Booberry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|6 Nutriment
|My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
|-
![[File:cracker.png|64px]]
!Cracker
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|1 Nutriment
|Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
|-
![[File:pretzel.png|64px]]
!Poppy Pretzel
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Poppy Seed
|5 Nutriment
|Heals brute damage with opium!
|-
![[File:Biscuit.png|64px]]
!Plump Biscuits
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
|-
![[File:Oatmealcookie.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|The best of both cookie and oat.
|-
![[File:Raisincookie.png|64px]]
!Raisin Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk + 1 [[#4no Raisins|4no Raisins]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Why would you put raisins on a cookie?
|-
![[File:Cherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cherry
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
|-
![[File:Bluecherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Blue Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Blue cherry
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
|-
![[File:Dankpocket.png|64px]]
!Dank-pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cannabis
|3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Lipolicide|Lipolicide]], 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space Drugs|Space Drugs]], 4 Nutriment
|
|-
![[File:Khachapuri.png|64px]]
!Khachapuri
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 5 units egg yolk
|12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Chococornet.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cornet
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 1 unit Salt + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bar]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Honeybun.png|64px]]
!Honey Bun
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 5 units Honey
|5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
|
|-
![[File:pancake.png|64px]]
!Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]]
|4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Can be stacked.
|-
![[File:bbpancake.png|64px]]
!Blueberry Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]], 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:ccpancake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Chip Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]], 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bar]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|-
![[File:Cannoli.png|64px]]
!Cannoli
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 1 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 3 units [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|
|}

===Sweets===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chocegg.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Egg
|1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco
|NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
|-
![[File:Chococoin.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Coin
|1 Coin + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Coco
|
|-
![[File:Chocodice.png|64px]]
!Fudge Dice
|1 Die + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Coco
|You get a fudge die after eating it.
|-
![[File:Chocoorange.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Orange
|1 Orange + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Coco
|
|-
![[File:candiedapple.png|64px]]
!Candied Apple
|5 units [[#Caramel|Caramel]] + 1 Apple
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!
|-
![[File:Honeybar.png|64px]]
!Honey Nut Bar
|1 Oat + 5 units Honey
|5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
|
|-
![[File:Spiderlollipop.png|64px]]
!Spider Lollipop
|1 Rod + 5 Sugar + 5 Water + 1 Spiderling
|1 Nutriment, 1 Toxin, 10 Iron, 5 Sugar, 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|
|}

===Frozen===
Paper cups can be dispensed from from water coolers, found in some places.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Icecreamsandwich.png|64px]]
!Icecream Sandwich
|1 [[#Vanilla Ice Cream|ice cream]] + 5 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Ice
|Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.
|-
![[File:spacefreezy.png|64px]]
!Space Freezy
|5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 5 Blue Cherry Jelly, 4 Vitamin
|The best icecream in space!
|-
![[File:sundae.png|64px]]
!Sundae
|5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|A classic desert.
|-
![[File:honkdae.png|64px]]
!Honkdae
|5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 10 Banana, 4 Vitamin
|The clown's favorite desert.
|-
![[File:Flavorless_sc.png|64px]]
!Flavorless Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice
|1u water
|
|-
![[File:Pineapple_sc.png|64px]]
!Pineapple Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Lime_sc.png|64px]]
!Lime Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Lime_Juice|lime juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Lemon_sc.png|64px]]
!Lemon Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Blue_sc.png|64px]]
!Apple Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Grape_sc.png|64px]]
!Grape Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Grape_Juice|grape juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Orange_sc.png|64px]]
!Orange Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Orange_Juice|orange juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Red_sc.png|64px]]
!Bluecherry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Blue_Cherry_Jelly|blue cherry jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Blue_sc.png|64px]]
!Cherry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Cherry_Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Berry_sc.png|64px]]
!Berry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad_sc.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Orange_Juice|orange juice]] + 5u [[#Lime_Juice|lime juice]] + 5u [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Mime_sc.png|64px]]
!Mime Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u [[#Nothing|nothing]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Clown_sc.png|64px]]
!Clown Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u Laughter
|?
|
|-
![[File:Soda_sc.png|64px]]
!Space Cola Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u cola
|?
|
|-
![[File:Pwrgamer_sc.png|64px]]
!Pwr Game Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 15u [[#Pwr_Game|Pwr Game]]
|?
|
|-
![[File:Honey_sc.png|64px]]
!Honey Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u honey
|?
|
|-
![[File:Rainbow_sc.png|64px]]
!Rainbow Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u {{Tooltip|[[#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]]|{{RecursiveChem/Colorful Reagent}}}}
|?
|
|}

===Exotic===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chaw.png|64px]]
!Chawanmushi
|5 units Water + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 1 Chanterelle
|5 Nutriment
|Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
|-
![[File:wingchu.png|64px]]
!Wing Fang Chu
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|At least it wasn't the [[Ian|dog]].
|-
![[File:enchi.png|64px]]
!Enchiladas
|2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 2 chilis + 2 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]]s
|8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin
|Spicy.
|-
![[File:classictaco.png|64px]]
!Classic Taco
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Cabbage
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce
|-
![[File:plaintaco.png|64px]]
!Plain Taco
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food.
|-
![[File:Wrap.png|64px]]
!Egg Wrap
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 Cabbage + 10 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|5 Nutriment
|The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
|-
![[File:Burrito.png|64px]]
!Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Delicious!
|-
![[File:CheesyBurrito.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|It's a burrito filled with cheese.
|-
![[File:CarneBurrito.png|64px]]
!Carne Asada Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Soybeans
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|The best burrito for meat lovers.
|-
![[File:PlasmaBurrito.png|64px]]
!Fuego Plasma Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 3 Vitamin
|A super spicy burrito.
|-
![[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
!Kebab
|1 [[Metal Rod]] + 2 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]s (meat must be same type!), 2 human meat steaks, 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s, or 1 lizard tail
|8 Nutriment
|You get the metal rod back after eating.
|-
![[File:Nachos.png|64px]]
!Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 unit Salt
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|Chips from Space Mexico
|-
![[File:CheesyNachos.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 unit Salt
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese.
|-
![[File:Cuban Nachos.png|64px]]
!Cuban Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]] + 2 Chili pepper
|7 Nutriment, 8 Capsaicin, 4 Vitamin
|That's some dangerously spicy nachos.
|-
![[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|64px]]
!Amanita Jelly
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Amanitas
|6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
![[File:duff.gif|64px]]
!Spacy Liberty Duff
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Liberty Caps
|6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|-
![[File:Melonkeg.gif|64px]]
!Melon Keg
|1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|9 Nutriment, 15 Vodka, 4 Vitamin
|Who knew vodka was a fruit?
|-
![[File:stuffedlegion.gif|64px]]
!Stuffed Legion
|1 Goliath meat steak + 1 Legion Core + 2 units Ketchup + 2 units Capsaicin
|5 Nutriment, 2 Capsaicin, 2 Vitamin
|Putting skulls to use as food bowls has never seemed better.
|-
![[File:powercrepe.png|64px]]
!Powercrepe
|1 [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] + 1 [[#Milk|Milk]] + 5 Cherry Jelly + 1 Super Power Cell + 1 Captain's Sabre
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Cherry Jelly
|With great power, comes great crepes.
|-
![[File:branrequests.png|64px]]
!Bran Requests Cereal
|1 Wheat + 1 [[#4no Raisins|4no Raisins]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 10 Salt
|A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran.
|-
![[File:Riceandpork.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice and Pork}}Rice and Pork
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 2 Cutlet
|18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine
| It's rice and ..."pork".
|-
![[File:BBQ_ribs.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|BBQ Ribs}}BBQ Ribs
|2 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 2 rods + 5u [[#BBQ Sauce|BBQ sauce]]
|?
| Sweet, Smokey, Savory, and gets everywhere. Perfect for Grilling.
|-
![[File:Eggbowl.png|64px]]
!Egg Bowl
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|Boiled egg]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn
|4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|A bowl of rice with a fried egg.
|-
![[File:Ricepudding.png|64px]]
!Rice Pudding
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar
|9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
|
|-
![[File:Meatbun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Bun}}Meat Bun
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Cabbage
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Has the potential to not be Dog.
|-
![[File:Ratkebab.png|64px]]
!Rat kebab
|1 Dead Mouse, 1 Metal Rod
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
|-
![[File:Doubleratkebab.png|64px]]
!Double Rat Kebab
|2 Dead Mice, 1 Metal Rod
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Twice the rat, twice the flavor.
|-
![[File:Butterbear.png|64px]]
!Butterbear{{Anchor|Butterbear}}{{Anchor|Terrygold}}
|15 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 brain (with soul) + 1 heart + 5 meat slabs + 50 units blood + 1 unit [[Guide_to_chemistry#Teslium|Teslium]].
|N/A
|A butter/bear hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. The crew can eat the bear by smacking it, but it has a large regeneration factor to counteract this. When the bear slaps people it has a significant chance to slip its unfortunate victim. The bear will be named Terrygold.
|-
![[File:Royal_cheese.png|64px]]
!Royal Cheese{{Anchor|Royal Cheese}}
|1 [[#Cheese_Wheel|cheese wheel]] + 1 gold crown + 5 units {{Tooltip|[[#Strange Reagent|Strange Reagent]]|{{RecursiveChem/Strange Reagent}}}} + 5 units {{Tooltip|[[#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]]|{{RecursiveChem/Unstable Mutagen}}}}.
|20 Gold, 15 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Unstable Mutagen
|Feed a rat with it to turn it into a rat king.
|-
|}

===Custom Recipes===
Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Custom food
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|How to acquire
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Bread}}Custom Bread
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]]. Sliceable for custom [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Cake
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pizza}}Custom Pizza
|Use ingredients on a [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pie}}Custom Pie
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Spaghetti}}Custom Spaghetti
|Use ingredients on a plate of [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom salad}}Custom Salad
|Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Soup
|Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom kebab}}Custom Kebab
|Use ingredients on a metal rod.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom sandwich}}Custom Sandwich
|Use ingredients on any [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]. Use another [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] (any type) to finish the sandwich.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom burger}}Custom Burger
|Use ingredients on a [[#Bun|bun]].
|}

===Recipe Books===
Some recipes will only be visible in your crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] after reading a special book first. So far there is only one such book:

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Book
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Unlocks
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Where to get
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Cooking_Desserts_101.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cooking_Desserts_101}}Cooking Desserts 101
|[[#Mime_Tart|Mime tart]], [[#Berry_Tart|berry tart]], [[#Chocolate_Lava_Tart|chocolate lava tart]], [[#Clown_Cake|clown cake]] and [[#Vanilla_Cake|vanilla cake]].
|Dinner-o-Mat
|
|}

==[[File:Icecream_Vat.png|64px]] Icecream Vat==
''Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!''[[File:Icecream_vat_window.png|thumb|400px|left|This is the window that opens when you click an Icecream Vat. ]]

For those hot days on the station there's an Icecream Vat, which can be used to make icecream. You do this by first clicking the Icecream Vat to open a window. To create an icecream, you must first dispense a cone. Then you click "select" next to the icecream type you want to put into the cone. Then you click the vat while holding the cone in hand. 

The vat starts with some icecream and several cones stored. To make more of them you must click the "make" buttons while having the correct ingredients stored in the vat. Making more icecream or cones will just store them in the vat, until you make an icecream with it as described above. 

The "Refill from beaker" button can be used to refill the vat with the standard ingredients (flour, sugar, milk, vanilla etc). Do it by loading a beaker (containing for example ice) into the vat, and then clicking "refill from beaker". The ice will be transferred to the vat, and can then be used if you click certain "make" buttons. Eject a beaker with alt-click. 

The recipes below describe which ingredients the vat must be filled with to be able to "make" the listed items.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Waffle_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Waffle Cone}}Waffle Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Cone}}Chocolate Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 1 coco powder
|Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Vanilla_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Ice Cream}}Vanilla Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit vanilla
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Strawberry_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Strawberry Ice Cream}}Strawberry Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Ice Cream}}Chocolate Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] 1 unit coco powder
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Blue_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Ice Cream}}Blue Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit [[#Singulo|Singulo]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Vanilla_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Custom Ice Cream}}Custom Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit optional flavoring (any reagent)
|This will let you create custom ice cream flavoured by any reagent. Do it by putting a beaker with any reagents into the Icecream Vat. Then click "Make" and "Select" next to "custom ice cream". Then dispense and use a cone on the Icecream Vat to create your custom icecream. Remove the beaker by alt-clicking the vat.
|}

==[[File:Grill_on.gif]]Grill==
Orderable from [[Supply_crates#Grilling_Starter_Kit|cargo]]. Grilling food adds grill marks, nutrition and char which makes it taste better. Can be powered with coal, wood or [[#Monkey_Energy|Monkey Energy]] [[File:Monkey_energy.png|16px]]. (Detailed instructions to be added)

==Vending Machine Food==
===[[File:Vendsnack.gif|64px]] Junk Food===
If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest [[Getmore Chocolate Corp|Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine]] for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

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|-
![[File:Candy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Candy}}Candy
|Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Cup_Ramen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cup Ramen}}Cup Ramen
|Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
|-
![[File:Chips.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chips}}Chips
|Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Beef_Jerky.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky}}Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky
|Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:4no_Raisins.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|4no Raisins}}4no Raisins
|Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
|-
![[File:Space Twinkie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space_Twinkie}}Space Twinkie
|A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
|-
![[File:Cheesie_Honkers.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheesie Honkers}}Cheesie Honkers
|Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,
|-
|}

===[[File:Vendcola.gif|64px]] Junk Drinks===
If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest [[Robust Softdrinks|Robust Softdrinks -vending machine]].

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|-
![[File:Space_Cola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|30u cola. In space. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Space_Mountain_Wind.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens [[Status_Effects#Sleep|sleep]], reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Dr_Gibb.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Star-kist.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Star-kist}}Star-kist
|Made up of 15u Cola and 15u [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
|-
![[File:Space-Up.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Purple_can.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pwr Game}}Pwr Game
|The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Lemon-Lime.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}{{anchor|Lemon Lime}}{{anchor|Orange Soda}}Lemon-Lime
|You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]].
|-
![[File:Canned_air.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Canned Air}}Canned air
|24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
|-
![[File:Energy_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grey Bull}}Grey Bull
|Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks.
|-
![[File:Monkey_energy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Monkey Energy}}Monkey Energy
|Unleash the ape! Works as fuel for the [[#Grill|grill]] and increases your speed if you're a monkey. Contains 50u.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!Sol Dry
|30u Sol Dry. In space. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]].
|}

===[[File:Vendcoffee.gif|64px]] Hot Drinks===
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a [[Hot Drinks Machine|Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine]]. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering [[space]] is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

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|-
![[File:Robust_Coffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Robust Coffee}}Robust Coffee
|Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duke Purple Tea}}Duke Purple Tea
|An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dutch Hot Coco}}Dutch Hot Coco
|Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco heats you up if cold and has 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts [[#Milk|milk]] and 1 part cocoa heated to 320K.
|}

==Other food==
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![[File:Cookie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cookie}}Cookie
|A [[Cyborg#Peacekeeper|Peacekeeper cyborg]] can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.
|-
![[File:Lollipop.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lollipop}}Lollipop
|[[Cyborg#Medical|Medical cyborgs]] can dispense lollipops. Full of [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment.
|-
![[File:Gumball.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gumball}}Gumball
|[[Cyborg#Medical|Medical cyborgs]] can also dispense gumballs! These contain not only sugar, but also [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|healing chemicals]].
|-

|}

==Hunger==
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

[[File:hungerlevels.gif]]
The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat.
Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

===Starvation===
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the [[Kitchen]] for a burger or slice of meatbread!

===Obesity===
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the [[solars]]. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but [[Surgery#Lipoplasty|surgery]] or using [[Guide_to_chemistry#lipocide|lipocide]] is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mint_Toxin|mint toxin]] (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

===Satiety===
Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|good]] and [[Guide_to_chemistry#Toxins|bad]] reagents slower, for a higher total effect.
On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.

===Breakfast===
Some food and drink types will give a positive moodlet for 10 minutes if consumed within 15 minutes of the start of the shift. These are:
*most egg based foods
*coffee
*bacon
*oatmeal
*orange juice
*milk
*pancakes
*waffles
*donuts
*toasts
*biscuits
*cereal

[[Category:Guides]]