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Guide to drinks

2022-04-02T19:14:02Z

Alexi: Removed misleading table.

Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

=== Drink Strength ===
A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in [[Surgery|surgery]] when applied externally. Negative strength drinks will remove drunkness.
===Basic Drink Ingredients===
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! style='background-color: #52D163' width:200px; |Drink
! style='background-color: #52D163' width:64px; |Strenght
! class="unsortable" style='background-color: #52D163' |Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color: #52D163' |Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color: #52D163' |Notes
|-
![[File:Absinthe.png|64px]] {{anchor|Absinthe}}Absinthe
|80
|1 part Absinthe
|A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumoured to cause hallucinations but does not.
||Has a chance to cause hallucinations. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Ale.png|64px]] {{anchor|Ale}}Ale
|65
|1 part ale
|A warm pint of delicious ale.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Aloe Juice}}Aloe Juice
|N/A
|1 part aloe juice
|A healthy and refreshing juice.
|30% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice aloe or grind aloe cream.
|-
![[File:amaretto_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Amaretto}}Amaretto
|25
|1 part Amaretto
|A gentle and syrup-like drink, tastes of almonds and apricots.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles Luini Amaretto
|-
![[File:Applejack_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Applejack}}Applejack
|20
|1 part applejack
|The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
|-
![[File:Apple_juice.png]] {{anchor|Apple Juice}}Apple Juice
|N/A
|1 part apple juice
|The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice an [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Apple|apple]].
|-
![[File:Banana_juice_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Banana Juice}}Banana Juice
|N/A
|1 part banana juice
|The raw essence of a banana. HONK
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage '''To acquire:''' Juice bananas.
|-
![[File:Beer.png|64px]] {{anchor|Beer}}Beer
|25
|1 part beer
|A freezing pint of beer.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units [[#Universal_Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:Berry_juice_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Berry Juice}}Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?
|'''To acquire:''' Juice berries.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Bungo Juice}}Bungo Juice
|N/A
|1 part bungo juice
|Exotic! You feel like you are on vacation already.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage '''To acquire:''' Juice [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|bungo fruit]]
|-
![[File:Carrot_juice_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Carrot Juice}}Carrot juice
|N/A
|1 part carrot juice
|It is just like a carrot but without crunching.
|Heals eye damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice carrots.
|-
![[File:Champagne_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Champagne}}Champagne
|40
|1 part champagne
|A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.
|'''To acquire:''' Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
|-
![[File:Banana juice glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Clown's Tears}}Clown's Tears
|N/A
|1 part clown's tears
|Not very funny.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind some clown's tear soup.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Coffee}}Coffee
|N/A
|1 part coffee
|Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Cognac_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Cognac}}Cognac
|75
|1 part cognac
|Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Creme de Coconut}}Creme de Coconut
|20
|1 part creme de coconut
|A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Lime juice glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Creme de Menthe}}Creme de Menthe
|20
|1 part creme de menthe
|A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Chocolate glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Creme de Cacao}}Creme de Cacao
|20
|1 part creme de cacao
|A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|N/A
|1 part Dr. Gibb
|Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.
|Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:fernet_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Fernet}}Fernet
|80
|1 part Fernet
|Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure.
|Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. '''To acquire:''' In [[Hacking#Vending_Machines|hacked]] Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Garlic Juice}}Garlic Juice
|N/A
|1 part garlic juice
|Crushed (not juiced)[[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]. [[Cook|Chefs]] love it.
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a [[Cook|cook]]. Prevents [[Vampire|vampires]] from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u). '''To acquire:''' Grind [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]].
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Gin}}Gin
|45
|1 part gin
|It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
|-
![[File:grenadine.png|64px]] {{anchor|Grenadine}}Grenadine
|N/A
|1 part grenadine
|Delicious flavored syrup.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat.
|-
![[File:Ice_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Glass of Ice}}{{anchor|Ice}}Glass of Ice
|N/A
|1 part ice
|Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...
|Cools down. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Hard_cider_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Hard Cider}}Hard Cider
|25
|1 part hard cider
|Apple juice, for adults.
|Cools down. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Holy Water}}Holy Water
|N/A
|1 part holy water
|A glass of holy water.
|Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals [[Cult|cultism]]. '''To acquire:''' Have the [[Chaplain]] hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the [[Chapel]].
|-
![[File:Kahlua_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Kahlua}}{{anchor|Kahlúa}}Kahlúa
|45
|1 part Kahlúa
|DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 [[#Coffee|coffee]] + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Lemon Juice}}Lemon Juice
|N/A
|1 part lemon juice
|Sour...
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}Lemon-Lime
|N/A
|1 part Lemon-Lime
|You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Lime Juice}}Lime Juice
|N/A
|1 part lime juice
|A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.
|20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. '''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Menthol}}Menthol
|N/A
|1 part menthol
|Tastes naturally minty and imparts a very mild numbing sensation.
|Prevents coughing. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Milk}}Milk
|N/A
|1 part milk
|White and nutritious goodness!
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]]. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from [[File:Milk.png]] Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in the kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Cream}}{{anchor|Milk Cream}}Cream
|N/A
|1 part cream
|Ewwww...
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Nothing}}Nothing
|N/A
|1 part nothing
|Absolutely nothing.
|Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them. '''To acquire:''' [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Mimana|Mimanas]].
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Orange Juice}}Orange Juice
|N/A
|1 part orange juice
|Vitamins! Yay!
|30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
|-
![[File:Parsnip_juice_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Parsnip Juice}}Parsnip Juice
|N/A
|1 part parsnip juice
|Why...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice a [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Parsnip|parsnip]].
|-
![[File:Peach_juice_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Peach Juice}}Peach Juice
|N/A
|1 part peach juice
|Just peachy.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in [[Maintenance|maintenance]].
|-
![[File:Pineapplejuice.png|64px]] {{anchor|Pineapple_Juice}}Pineapple Juice
|N/A
|1 part pineapple juice
|Tart, tropical, and hotly debated.
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice pineapples.
|-
![[File:Poison_berry_juice_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Poison Berry Juice}}Poison Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part poison berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?
|Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Juice poison berries.
|-
![[File:brownglass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Potato Juice}}Potato Juice
|N/A
|1 part potato juice
|Bleh...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice potatoes.
|-
![[File:Rum_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Rum}}Rum
|60
|1 part rum
|Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:sakecup.png|64px]] {{anchor|Sake}}Sake
|70
|1 part sake
|A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Soda Water}}Soda Water
|N/A
|1 part soda water
|Why not make a scotch and soda?
|Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]] {{anchor|Sol Dry}}Sol Dry
|N/A
|1 part Sol Dry
|A soothing, mellow drink made from ginger.
|Reduces [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]]. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Sol Dry in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. 30 units in each can.
|-
![[File:cream_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Soy Milk}}Soy Milk
|N/A
|1 part soy milk
|White and nutritious soy goodness!
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator or from [[File:Soymilk.gif]] Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in the kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Space_cola_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|N/A
|1 part Space Cola
|A glass of refreshing Space Cola.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|N/A
|1 part Space Mountain Wind
|Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.
|Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_up_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|N/A
|1 part Space-Up
|Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Synthanol
|N/A
|1 part Space Lube, 1 part Plasma, 1 part Welding Fuel
|A runny liquid with conductive capacities. Its effects on synthetics are similar to those of alcohol on organics.
|Non-synthetic will rapidly purge synthanol-based drinks from their systems.
|-
![[File:Teaglass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Tea}}Tea
|N/A
|1 part tea
|Drinking it from here would not seem right.
|Similar to coffee but also removes jitteriness and a small number of toxins. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teqilla_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Tequila}}Tequila
|70
|1 part tequila
|Now all that's missing is the weird coloured shades!
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Tomato Juice}}Tomato Juice
|N/A
|1 part tomato juice
|Are you sure this is tomato juice?
|20% chance to heal 1 burn damage. Blood shows the same way. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
|-
![[File:water_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Tonic Water}}Tonic Water
|N/A
|1 part tonic water
|Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Orange juice glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Triple Sec}}Triple Sec
|30
|1 part triple sec
|A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.
|'''To acquire:''' In a booze dispenser.
|-
![[File:Vermouth_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Vermouth}}Vermouth
|45
|1 part vermouth
|You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Vodka}}Vodka
|65
|1 part vodka
|The glass contain wodka. Xynta.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 [[#Potato Juice|potato juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]
|-
![[File:Water_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Water}}Water
|N/A
|1 part water
|The father of all refreshments.
|'''To acquire:''' Sinks. Watertanks.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Watermelon Juice}}Watermelon Juice
|N/A
|1 part watermelon juice
|A glass of watermelon juice.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice watermelon slices.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Welder Fuel}}Welder Fuel
|N/A
|1 part welding fuel
|Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.
|Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Find a Welding fuel tank.
|-
![[File:Hard_cider_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Whiskey}}Whiskey
|75
|1 part whiskey
|A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Wine_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Wine}}Wine
|35
|1 part wine
|A very classy looking drink.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (instantly becomes grappa).
|}

===Mixed Drinks===
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" width="80%" style="background-color:#E3F7E6;"
|- style="background-color: #52D163;font-weight:bold; color: white;text-align:center;"
! style='background-color: #52D163' width:200px; |Drink
! style='background-color: #52D163' width:64px; |Strenght
! class="unsortable" style='background-color: #52D163' |Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color: #52D163' |Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color: #52D163' |Notes
|-
![[File:AcidSpit.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Acid Spit}}Acid Spit
|70
|{{RecursiveDrink/Acid Spit}}
|A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
|
|-
![[File:Alexander.png|64px]] {{anchor|Alexander}}Alexander
|50
|{{RecursiveDrink/Alexander}}
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems.
|If you have a shield it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Allies Cocktail}}Allies Cocktail
|45
|{{RecursiveDrink/Allies Cocktail}}
|A drink made from your allies.
|Refers to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Entente Triple Entente]: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin.
|-
![[File:Aloe glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Aloe}}Aloe
|35
|{{RecursiveDrink/Aloe}}
|Very, very, very good.
|
|-
![[File:Alexander_Amaretto.png|64px]] {{anchor|Amaretto Alexander}}Amaretto Alexander
|35
|{{RecursiveDrink/Amaretto Alexander}}
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is in fact as gentle as it seems.
|
|-
![[File:Amasec.png|64px]] {{anchor|Amasec}}Amasec
|35
|{{RecursiveDrink/Amasec}}
|Always handy before COMBAT!!!
|[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amasec Warhammer 40k drink]
|-
![[File:Andalusia.png|64px]] {{anchor|Andalusia}}Andalusia
|40
|{{RecursiveDrink/Andalusia}}
|A nice, strangely named drink.
|
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Anti-Freeze}}Anti-Freeze
|35
|{{RecursiveDrink/Anti-Freeze}}
|The ultimate refreshment.
|Heats you up if you are frozen.
|-
![[File:Arnold_palmer.png|64px]] {{anchor|Arnold Palmer}}Arnold Palmer
| N/A
|{{RecursiveDrink/Arnold Palmer}}
|Encourages the patient to go golfing.
|
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Atomic Bomb}}Atomic Bomb
|N/A
|{{RecursiveDrink/Atomic Bomb}}
|Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.
|Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:B-52.png|64px]] {{anchor|B-52}}B-52
|85
|{{RecursiveDrink/B-52}}
|Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-52_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bacchus_blessing.png|64px]] {{anchor|Bacchus' Blessing}}Bacchus' Blessing
|300
|{{RecursiveDrink/Bacchus' Blessing}}
|Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.
|Can kill you if you drink enough.
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Bahama Mama}}Bahama Mama
|35
|{{RecursiveDrink/Bahama Mama}}
|Tropic cocktail.
| Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.png|64px]] {{anchor|Banana Honk}}Banana Honk
|60
|{{RecursiveDrink/Banana Honk}}
|A drink from Clown Heaven.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
|-
![[File:Barefootglass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Barefoot}}Barefoot
|45
|{{RecursiveDrink/Barefoot}}
| Barefoot and pregnant.
|Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
|-
![[File:Bastionbourbon.png|64px]] {{anchor|Bastion Bourbon}}Bastion Bourbon
|30
|1 part tea, 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors.
|When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Bastion_Bourbon Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Beepsky Smash}}Beepsky Smash
|60
|2 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 2 parts [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part Iron
| Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.
| Summons a stream of [[Guide_to_robotics#Securitron|securitron]] hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of [[Security|security]], you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
|-
![[File:between_the_sheets.png|64px]] {{anchor|Between the Sheets}}Between the Sheets
|55
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|A provocatively named classic.
|Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Between_the_Sheets_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bilkglass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Bilk}}Bilk
|15
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.
|10% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:BlackRussian.png|64px]] {{anchor|Black Russian}}Black Russian
|70
|3 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Russian IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Blank_paper_drink.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Blank_Paper}}Blank Paper
|20
|1 part [[#Silencer|Silencer]], 1 part [[#Nothing|nothing]], 1 part [[#Nuka_Cola|Nuka Cola]]
| A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh.
|Heals and mutes mimes.
|-
![[File:Blazaam_glass.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Blazaam}}Blazaam
|70
|1 part [[#Peach_Juice|peach juice]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Bluespace_Dust|Bluespace Dust]], 2 parts [[#Gin|gin]]
|The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.
|Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|64px]] {{anchor|Bloody Mary}}Bloody Mary
|55
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.
|Restores blood. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(cocktail) IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bluecherryshake.png|64px]] {{anchor|Blue Cherry Shake}}Blue Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly
|A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Booger}}Booger
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]]
|Ewww...
|
|-
![[File:BrancaMenta.png|64px]] {{anchor|Branca Menta}}Branca Menta
|35
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|Creme de Menthe]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]]
|A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original.
|Cools you down if overheated. Causes a tick of 35 stamina damage when first drank.
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|64px]] {{anchor|Brave Bull}}Brave Bull
|60
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.
|Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:Bug_spray.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Bug Spray}}Bug Spray
|50
| 2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon_Lime|lemon lime]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves.
|Deals 1 toxin per tick to [[Mothpeople|mothpeople]] and [[Guide_to_races#Flypeople|flypeople]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Caffe_latte.png|64px]] {{anchor|Coffee Latte}}{{anchor|Cafe Latte}}Cafe Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:Catniptea.png|64px]] {{anchor|Catniptea}}Catnip Tea
|0
|5 parts [[#tea|tea]], 2 parts catnip
|A purrfect drink for a cat.
|Results in 5 nya
|-
![[File:ChangelingSting.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Changeling Sting}}Changeling Sting
|50
|2 part [[#Lemon-Lime|lemon-lime]], 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]]
|A stingy drink.
| Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Cherryshake.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Cherry Shake}}Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.
|A cherry flavored milkshake.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Chocolate}}Chocolate
|N/A
|5 parts [[#Water|water]], 1 part Coco Powder
|Tasty.
|Heats up if frozen
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Chocolate Milk}}Chocolate Milk
|N/A
|3 parts [[#Dutch_Hot_Coco|Hot Coco]], 2 parts Coco Powder, under 300K temperature.
|Tasty.
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]].
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.png|64px]] {{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
|5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|64px]] {{anchor|Classic Martini}}Classic Martini
|60
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_%28cocktail%29 IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Coggrog.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Cog_Grog}}Cog Grog
|10
|1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part [[#Screwdriver|Screwdriver]]
|Not even Ratvar's Four Generals could withstand this! Qevax Jryy!
|
|-
![[File:Cream_soda.png|64px]] {{anchor|Cream Soda}}Cream Soda
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Soda_Water|soda water]], 2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part vanilla
|A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.
|Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
|-
![[File:crevicespike.png|64px]] {{anchor|Crevice Spike}}Crevice Spike
| -10
| 2 parts [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 4 parts [[#Capsaicin Oil|capsaicin]]
|Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering.
|It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out. [http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Crevice_Spike Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:CubaLibre.png|64px]] {{anchor|Cuba Libre}}Cuba Libre
| 50
|3 parts [[#Rum and Coke|Rum and Coke]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.
|Heals revolutionaries. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba_Libre IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Demonsblood.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Demons Blood}}Demons Blood
|75
| 1 part [[#Space Mountain Wind|Space Mountain Wind]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part blood, 1 part [[#Dr. Gibb|Dr. Gibb]]
|Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.
|Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
|-
![[File:DevilsKiss glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Devil's Kiss}}Devil's Kiss
|70
|1 part Blood, 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Creepy time!
|Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Doctor's Delight}}Doctor's Delight
| N/A
|1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]]
|A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
|Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|64px]] {{anchor|Driest Martini}}Driest Martini
|65
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Gin|gin]]
|Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing
|-
![[File:Drunkenblumpkin.png|64px]] {{anchor|Drunken Blumpkin}}Drunken Blumpkin
|50
|1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice
|A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
|
|-
![[File:Duplex_drink.png|64px]] {{anchor|Duplex}}Duplex
|25
|2 parts [[#Hard_Cider|hard cider]], 1 part [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]], 1 part [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
|
|-
![[File:Nog2.png|64px]] {{anchor|Eggnog}}Eggnog
|1
|5 parts [[#Egg Yolk|egg yolk]], 5 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 5 parts [[#Cream|cream]]
|For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
|
|-
![[File:ErikaSurprise glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Erika Surprise}}Erika Surprise
|35
|1 part [[#Ale|ale]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]]
| The surprise is, it's green!
|
|-
![[File:fanciulli.png|64px]] {{anchor|Fanchiulli}}Fanciulli
| -10
|1 part [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part [[#fernet|Fernet]]
|What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour?
|Reduces satiety. Sobers you up. Causes a tick of 20 stamina damage when first drank.. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernet#Cocktails Existing drink.]
|-
![[File:FernetCola.png|64px]] {{anchor|Fernet Cola}}Fernet Cola
|25
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Cola|Cola]]
|A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition.
|Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
|-
![[File:Fetching_fizz.png|64px]] {{anchor|Fetching Fizz}}Fetching Fizz
|10
|1 part [[#Nuka Cola|Nuka Cola]], 1 part Iron
|Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.
|Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Fetching_Fizz Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:fringeweaver.png|64px]] {{anchor|Fringe Weaver}}Fringe Weaver
|90
|9 parts Ethanol, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.
|[http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Fringe_Weaver Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:Gibbfloats.png|64px]] {{anchor|Gibb Floats}}Gibb Floats
|N/A
|5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream
|Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
|
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|64px]] {{anchor|Gin Fizz}}Gin Fizz
|45
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fizz_%28cocktail%29#Gin_Fizz IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[file:Ginger_Amaretto glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Ginger Amaretto}}Ginger Amaretto
|30
| 1 parts [[#Amaretto|Amaretto]], 1 part [[#Sol dry|sol dry]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The sprig of rosemary adds a nice aroma to the drink, and isn't just to be pretentious afterall!
|
|-
![[File:VodkaTonic.png|64px]] {{anchor|Gin and Tonic}}Gin and Tonic
|25
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
|
|-
![[File:Godfather glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Godfather}}Godfather
| 50
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|amaretto]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|A classic from old Italy and enjoyed by gangsters, pray the orange peel doesnt end up in your mouth.
|
|-
![[File:Godmother glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Godmother}}Godmother
|50
|1 parts [[#Amaretto|amaretto]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A lovely fresh smelling cocktail, a true Sicilian delight.
|
|-
![[File:Goldschlager glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Goldschlager}}Goldschlager
|25
|10 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Gold
| 100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grapesoda.png|64px]] {{anchor|Grape Soda}}Grape Soda
|N/A
|1 part [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]], 1 part soda water
|Beloved of children and teetotalers.
|Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Grappa.png|64px]] {{anchor|Grappa}}Grappa
| 60
|1 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
|
|-
![[File:Grasshopper.png|64px]] {{anchor|Grasshopper}}Grasshopper
|25
|5 parts cream, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 5 parts creme de cacao
|A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grasshopper_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Green_beer_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Green Beer}}Green Beer
|25
| 10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part Green Crayon Powder
|A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.
|Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grog.png|64px]] {{anchor|Grog}}Grog
|1
|1 part [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fine and cepa drink for Space.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Gunfire.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Gunfire}}Gunfire
|40
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 3 parts [[#tea|tea]]
| It pops constantly as you look at it, giving off tiny sparks.
|fizzes and pops in your mouth.
|-
![[File:Hearty_punch.png|64px]] {{anchor|Hearty Punch}}Hearty Punch
|90
|5 parts [[#Brave Bull|Brave Bull]] + 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]] + 5 parts [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] (requires temperature of 315)
|Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.
|Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15.
[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Hearty_Punch Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:Hellfire.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Hellfire}}Hellfire
|60
|2 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part Welding Fuel, 1 part [[#ice|ice]], 1 part [[#crevicespike|crevice spike]]
|An amber colored drink that isn't quite as hot as it looks.
|heats you up.
|-
![[File:Hippiesdelight.png|64px]] {{anchor|Hippie's Delight}}Hippie's Delight
|N/A
|1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
|Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]] {{anchor|Hivemind Eraser}}Hivemind Eraser
|40
|2 parts [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|Grenadine]], 1 part [[#Thirteen Loko|Thirteen Loko]]
|A vessel of pure flavor. For when even mindshields can't save you.
|See [[Hivemind_Host|Hivemind Host]].
|-
![[File:Hooch glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Hooch}}Hooch
| 100
|2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants.
|[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hooch Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era]
|-
![[File:Hot_ice_coffee.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Hot Ice Coffee}}Hot Ice Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Hot_Ice_Slush|Hot Ice Slush]]
|A sharp drink. This can't have come cheap.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and deals 1 toxin damage.
|-
![[File:hotlimemiami.gif|64px]] {{anchor|HotlimeMiami}}Hotlime Miami
| 40
| 1 part ephedrine, 1 part [[#PinaColada|Pina Colada]]
|This looks very aesthetically pleasing.
|Drugs drinker, restores stamina
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.png|64px]] {{anchor|Iced Beer}}Iced Beer
|15
|5 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] '''''or''''' 10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Frost Oil|frost oil]]
| A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
|Cools you down if overheated
|-
![[File:Icecoffee glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Iced Coffee}}Iced Coffee
|N/A
| 1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
| Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
|-
![[File:Icetea glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Iced Tea}}Iced Tea
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Tea|tea]]
|All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
|Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.
|-
![[File:IrishCarBomb.png|64px]] {{anchor|Irish Car Bomb}}Irish Car Bomb
|25
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Ale|ale]]
| An Irish car bomb.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Car_Bomb Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|64px]] {{anchor|Irish Coffee}}Irish Coffee
|35
|2 parts [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 2 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_coffee IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|64px]] {{anchor|Irish_Cream}}Irish Cream
|50
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_cream Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Jack_rose.png|64px]] {{anchor|Jack Rose}}Jack Rose
|15
|2 parts [[#Applejack|applejack]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Rose_(cocktail) Exists in real life]
|-
![[File:Kamikaze.png|64px]] {{anchor|Kamikaze}}Kamikaze
|60
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|Divinely windy.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Lemonade.png|64px]] {{anchor|Lemonade}}Lemonade
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]], 2 parts water, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]]
| Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|
|-
![[File:Lizardwine.png|64px]] {{anchor|Lizard Wine}}Lizard Wine
| 45
|1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol
|An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff.
|Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]].
|-
![[File:Lizfizz.png|64px]] {{anchor|LizzFizz}}Lizz Fizz
|0
| 3 parts [[#Triplecitrus|Triple citrus]], 1 part [[#ice|ice]], 1 part [[#cream|cream]]
|Looks like a citrus sherbet seperated in layers? Why would anyone want that is beyond you.
|
|-
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|64px]] {{anchor|Long Island Iced Tea}}Long Island Iced Tea
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Cuba Libre|Cuba Libre]], 1 part [[#Tequila|tequila]]
|The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Malibusunset.png|64px]] {{anchor|MalibuSunset}}Malibu Sunset
|20
|2 parts [[#painkiller|Painkiller]], 1 part [[#grenadine|Grenadine]], 1 part [[#Orangejuice|Orange Juice]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]]
| Tropical looking drinks, with ice cubes hovering on the surface and grenadine coloring the bottom.
|
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|64px]] {{anchor|Manhattan}}Manhattan
|30
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Manhattan Project}}Manhattan Project
|45
|10 parts [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part Uranium
|A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Margarita.png|64px]] {{anchor|Margarita}}Margarita
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarita IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Mauna_loa.png|64px]] {{anchor|Mauna Loa}}Mauna Loa
|40
|2 parts [[#Bahama_Mama|Bahama Mama]], 2 parts [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlua]]
|Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart!
|Can make you very hot.
|-
![[File:Mead.png|64px]] {{anchor|Mead}}Mead
|30
|2 units Honey, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Miamivice.png|64px]] {{anchor|MiamiVice}}Miami Vice
|30
|1 part [[#Pinacolada|Pina Colada]], 1 part [[#StrawberryDaiquiri|Strawberry Daiquiri]]
|Strawberries and coconut, like yin and yang.
|
|-
![[File:Mojito.png|64px]] {{anchor|Mead}}Mojito
|30
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Soda water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojito IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Water_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|95
|5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]] {{anchor|Moscow Mule}}Moscow Mule
|30
|5 parts [[#Sol_Dry|Sol Dry]], 5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice
|A chilly drink that reminds you of the Derelict.
|
|-
![[File:Narsour.png|64px]] {{anchor|Narsour}}Narsour
|10
|1 part [[blood]], 1 parts [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Demons Blood|demons blood]]
|A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!
|Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Nukacolaglass.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Nuka Cola}}Nuka Cola
|N/A
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
|Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you higher speed [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola Reference to Fallout.]
|-
![[File:Old_timer.png|64px]] {{anchor|Old Timer}}Old Timer
|35
|3 parts [[#Whiskey_Soda|whiskey soda]], 2 parts [[#Parsnip_Juice|parsnip juice]], 1 part [[#Alexander|Alexander]]
|An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.
|Makes you older. And older, and older.
|-
![[File:Neurotoxin.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Neurotoxin}}Neurotoxin
|50
|1 part Morphine, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
| A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
|Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by [[Guide_to_chemistry#Neurine|Neurine]].
|-
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|N/A
|1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
|Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox#Pan-Galactic_Gargle_Blaster Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
|-
![[File:Painkiller_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Painkiller}}Painkiller
|20
|5 parts [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 4 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.)
|
|-
![[File:Patron glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Patron}}Patron
|60
|10 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part Silver
|Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patr%C3%B3n Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:PepperminPatty.png|64px]] {{anchor|Peppermint Patty}}Peppermint Patty
|25
|6 parts [[#Dutch Hot Coco|hot coco]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.
|Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
|-
![[File:Pina_colada glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Pina_Colada}}Pina Colada
|40
|3 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum.
|Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Planet_cracker.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Planet Cracker}}Planet Cracker
| 50
|2 parts [[#Champagne|champagne]], 2 parts [[#Lizard_Wine|lizard wine]], 1 part [[#Egg_Yolk|egg yolk]], 1 part gold
|This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers.
|Results in 4 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Pruno}}Pruno
|85
| First make pruno mix by crafting it (via the crafting menu) with the following ingredients: 1 trashbag, 1 slice of [[#Moldy_Bread|moldy bread]], 4 grown edible plants, 2 candy corn and of 15 units water. Put the newly created mix in a toilet or washing machine and wait 30 seconds.
|Fermented prison wine made from fruit, sugar, and despair. Security loves to confiscate this, which is the only kind thing Security has ever done.
|[[Status_Effects#Disgust|Disgusting]].
|-
![[File:Pumpkinlatte glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Pumpkin Latte}}Pumpkin Latte
|N/A
| 5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream
|A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
|
|-
![[File:Quadrupesec.png|64px]] {{anchor|Quadruple Sec}}Quadruple Sec
|35
|5 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 5 parts [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
| Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.
|Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage is healed by 2 as long as it is in your system.
|-
![[File:Quintiplesec.png|64px]] {{anchor|Quintiple Sec}}Quintiple Sec
|55
|5 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 5 parts [[#Clown's Tears|clown's tears]], 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|syndicate bomb]]
|Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.
|Heals all security personnel for 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage, burn damage, toxin damage, and suffocation damage is healed by 5 as long as it is in your system. Has an absurdly high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.
|-
![[File:RedMead glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Red Mead}}Red Mead
|31
|1 part [[#Mead|mead]], 1 part blood
|A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
|
|-
![[File:Red_queen.png|64px]] {{anchor|Red Queen}}Red Queen
|N/A
|6 parts [[#Tea|tea]], 2 parts [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|mercury]], 1 part [[#Pepper|black pepper]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Growth_Serum|Growth Serum]]
|DRINK ME.
|Randomly changes your size while it's in your system.
|-
![[File:Rubberneck.png|64px]] {{anchor|Rubberneck}}Rubberneck
| 60
|5 parts [[#Grey_Bull|Grey Bull]], 4 parts ethanol, 1 part [[#Astrotame|astrotame]]
|A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]] {{anchor|Rum and Coke}}Rum and Coke
|40
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|space cola]]
|The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
|
|-
![[File:Sbiten glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Sbiten}}Sbiten
|70
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Capsaicin
|A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
|Heats you up if you are frozen [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sbiten Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|64px]] {{anchor|Screwdriver Cocktail}}Screwdriver Cocktail
|55
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
|Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwdriver_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Sidecar.png|64px]] {{anchor|Sidecar}}Sidecar
|45
|2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidecar_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Silencer glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Silencer}}Silencer
|59
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A drink from mime Heaven.
|Nothing is found in the [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Singulo}}Singulo
|35
|5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Radium, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|A blue-space beverage.
|
|-
![[File:Sinsdelight.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Sinsdelight}}Sin's Delight
|66
|1 part [[#Demonsblood|Demon's Blood]], 1 part [[#Triplesec|Triple Sec]], 1 part [[#Martini|martini]], 1 part [[#changlingsting|Changling Sting]]
|You can smell the seven sins rolling off the top of the glass.
|
|-
![[File:SnowWhite glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Snow White}}Snow White
|35
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]]
|A cold refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Soylatte glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Soy Latte}}Soy Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]]
|A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
|-
![[File:Squirtcider.png|64px]] {{anchor|Squirt Cider}}Squirt Cider
|40
| 1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment
|Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.
|[https://bastion.fandom.com/wiki/Squirt_Cider Spirit from Bastion]
|-
![[File:Stinger.png|64px]] {{anchor|Stinger}}Stinger
| 25
|10 parts cognac, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
|A snappy way to end the day.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinger_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Strawberrydaiquiri.png|64px]] {{anchor|StrawberryDaiquiri}}Strawberry Daiquiri
|20
| 2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Limejuice|Lime juice]], 1 part [[#sugar|sugar]], 2 part [[#berryjuice|Berry Juice]], 1 part [[#ice|ice]]
|Pink looking drink with flowers and a bit straw to sip it. Looks sweet and refreshing, perfect for warm days.
|results in 7
|-
![[File:pinkmilk.gif|64px]] {{anchor|StrawberryMilk}}Strawberry Milk
|0
| 1 part Berry Juice, 1 part Milk
|
|
|-
![[File:pinktea.png|64px]] {{anchor|StrawberryTea}}Strawberry Tea
|0
|1 part Berry juice, 1 part [[#Arnoldpalmer|Arnold Palmer]], 1 part sugar
|
|
|-
![[File:sugarrush.png|64px]] {{anchor|Sugar Rush}}Sugar Rush
|10
|2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.
|Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food. [http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Sugar_Rush Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:SyndicateBomb.png|64px]] {{anchor|Syndicate Bomb}}Syndicate Bomb
|90
|1 part [[#Whiskey Cola|Whiskey Cola]], 1 part [[#Beer|beer]]
| A syndicate bomb.
|Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
|-
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|64px]] {{anchor|Tequila Sunrise}}Tequila Sunrise
|45
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 2 parts [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]]
|Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
|Causes glowing. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila_Sunrise_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|64px]] {{anchor|The Manly Dorf}}The Manly Dorf
| 100
| 1 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 2 parts [[#Ale|ale]]
|A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
|Heals people with the dwarf mutation. [http://bay12games.com/dwarves/ Reference to Dwarf Fortress]
|-
![[File:Orangeglass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Thirteen Loko}}Thirteen Loko
|80
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.
|Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or '''melt your eyes out if already blind''', 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Three Mile Island Iced Tea}}Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|10
|10 parts [[#Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], 1 part Uranium
|A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Toxins Special}}Toxins Special
|25
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 2 parts Plasma
|Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! '''CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!'''
|Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
|-
![[File:Trappist_beer_glass.png|64px]] {{anchor|Trappist Beer}}Trappist Beer
|40
|2 parts [[#Ale|ale]], 2 parts [[#Holy_Water|holy water]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.
|If you're a [[Chaplain|chaplain]] it reduces [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jittering]], [[Status_Effects#Stuttering|stuttering]] and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
|-
![[File:Triplecitrus.png|64px]] {{anchor|Triple Citrus}}Triple Citrus
|N/A
|1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice
|Triple the citrus, triple the fun.
|Can be used to make [[Guide to chemistry#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Turbo.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Turbo}}Turbo
|85
|2 parts [[#Moonshine|moonshine]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Nitrous_Oxide|Nitrous Oxide]], 1 part [[#Sugar_Rush|Sugar Rush]], 1 part [[#Pwr_Game|Pwr Game]]
|A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers.
| Regenerates your [[Health#Stamina|stamina]] faster the more drunk you are.
|-
![[File:Vanillapudding.png|64px]] {{anchor|Vanilla Pudding}}Vanilla Pudding
|N/A
|5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk
|A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaTonic.png|64px]] {{anchor|Vodka and Tonic}}Vodka and Tonic
|70
| 2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|64px]] {{anchor|vodka Martini}}Vodka Martini
|65
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]] {{anchor|Whiskey Cola}}Whiskey Cola
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|64px]] {{anchor|Whiskey Soda}}Whiskey Soda
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]]
|Ultimate refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Whiskey_sour.png|64px]] {{anchor|Whiskey Sour}}Whiskey Sour
|35
|1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part sugar
|Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
|
|-
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|64px]] {{anchor|White Russian}}White Russian
|50
|3 [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 2 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russian_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Wizz_fizz.gif|64px]] {{anchor|Wizz_Fizz}}Wizz Fizz
|50
|1 part [[#Champagne|champagne]], 1 part [[#Soda_Water|Soda Water]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]]
|A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild.
|Heals [[#Wizard|wizards]] 1 of every damage type per tick.
|-
![[File:brownglass.png|64px]] {{anchor|..What?}}..What?
|N/A
|Fail a recipe
|You can't really tell what this is.
|You get this when there is something else in the glass
|}

===Species-Specific Drinks===
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" width="80%" style="background-color:#E3F7E6;"
|- style="background-color: #52D163;font-weight:bold; color: white;text-align:center;"
! style="background-color: #52D163" width:200px; | Drink
! style="background-color: #52D163" width:64px; |Strenght
! class="unsortable" style="background-color: #52D163" |Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style="background-color: #52D163" |Description
! class="unsortable" style="background-color: #52D163" |Notes
|-
![[File:coldscales.gif|64px]] {{anchor|ColdScales}}Cold Scales
|50
|1 part [[#tea|tea]], 1 part slime jelly, 1 part [[#methol|methol]]
|A soft green drink that looks inviting!
|Increases disgust for all species but lizards.
|-
![[File:Oildrum.gif|64px]] {{anchor|OilDrum}}Oil Drum
|45
|1 part [[#ethanol|ethanol]], 1 part oil, 12 parts [[#champagne|champagne]]
|A gray can of booze and oil...
|Results in 3 increases disgust for all species but synthetics.
|-
![[File:Nordking.gif|64px]] {{anchor|NordKing}}Nord King
|50
|5 part [[#ethanol|ethanol]], 1 part honey, 10 parts [[#redmead|Red Mead]]
|A dripping keg of red mead.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust for all species but humans or dwarves.
|-
![[File:Velvetkiss.gif|64px]] {{anchor|VelvetKiss}}Velvet Kiss
|10
|5 parts blood, 1 part [[#tea|tea]], 10 parts [[#wine|wine]]
|Red and white drink for the upper classes or undead.
| Results in 15 Increases disgust for all species but zombies, vampires, and dullahan
|-
![[File:Abductionfruit.gif|64px]] {{anchor|AbductionFruit}}Abduction Fruit
|80
|10 parts [[#limejuice|lime juice]], 5 parts [[#strawberryjuice|strawberry juice]], 10 parts [[#watermelonjuice|watermelon juice]]
|Mixed fruits that were never ment to be mixed...
| Results in 3 Increases disgust all species but abductors.
|-
![[File:Bugzapper.gif|64px]] {{anchor|BugZapper}}Bug Zapper
| 5
|10 parts [[#Lemonjuice|Lemon Juice]], 1 part teslium, 10 parts copper
|An odd mix of copper, lemon juice and power meant for non-human consumption.
|Results in 20 Increases disgust all species but insects, flypersons, and mothsmen.
|-
![[File:Mushcrush.png|64px]] {{anchor|MushCrush}}Mush Crush
|5
|10 parts iron, 5 parts ash, 10 parts coffee powder.
|Popular among people that want to grow their own food rather then drink the soil.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust all species except plantpeople.
|-
![[File:Hollowbone.png|64px]] {{anchor|HollowBone}}Hollow Bone
|15
|5 parts bone hurting juice, 10 parts [[#milk|milk]], 10 parts coconut milk
|Mixing of milk and bone hurting juice for enjoyment for rather skinny people.
|Results in 10 Increases disgust all species except plasmamen and skeletons.
|-

![[File:Jellwyrm.gif|64px]] {{anchor|JellWyrm}}Jell Wyrm
|40
|1 part slime jelly, 1 part carpotoxin, 1 part carbon dioxide
|A bubbly drink that is rather inviting to those that don't know who it's meant for.
|Toxic drink to most species results in 2 must be heated to 333K (59.85C) Increases disgust all species except jellypeople, slimepeople, and luminescents.
|-
![[File:Lavalspit.gif|64px]] {{anchor|LavalSpit}}Laval Spit
|30
|5 parts iron, 10 parts [[#maunaloa|Mauna Loa]],5 parts sulfur
|Piping hot drink for those who can stomach the heat of lava.
|Must be heated to 900K (626.85C) Increase disgust for all species except golems.
|-
|-
![[File:Robottears.png|64px]] {{anchor|RobotTears}}Robot Tears
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part oil, 1 part soda water
|no robots were hurt in the making of this drink.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Trinary.png|64px]] {{anchor|Trinary}}Trinary
|20
|1 part synthanol, 1 part lime juice, 1 part orange juice
|Colorful drink made for synthetic crewmembers
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Servodrink.png|64px]] {{anchor|Servo}}Servo
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part cream, 1 part hot coco
|Chocolate - based drink made for IPCs. Not sure if anyone's actually tried out the recipe.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Uplink.png|64px]] {{anchor|Uplink}}Uplink
|15
|1 part synthanol, 1 part rum, 1 part vodka, 1 part tequila, 1 part whiskey
|An exquisite mix of the finest liquoirs and synthanol. Meant only for synthetics.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:Synthncoke.png|64px]] {{anchor|Synthcoke}}Synth 'n coke
|25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part cola
|Classic drink altered to fit the tastes of a robot, contains de-rustifying properties. Bad idea to drink if you're made of carbon.
|Synthanol Recipe
|-
![[File:synthignon.png|64px]] {{anchor|Synthignon}}Synthignon
| 25
|1 part synthanol, 1 part wine
|Someone mixed good wine and robot booze. Romantic, but atrocious.
|Synthanol Recipe
|}

==Juice Cartons==
By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.

===[[File:Vendcola.gif|64px]] Junk Drinks===
If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest [[Robust Softdrinks|Robust Softdrinks -vending machine]].

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" width="50%" style="background-color:#E3F7E6;"
|- style="background-color: #52D163;font-weight:bold; color: white;text-align:center;"
! style="background-color: #52D163" width:200px; |Drink
! class="unsortable" style="background-color: #52D163" | Description
|-
![[File:Space_Cola.png|64px]] {{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
| 30u cola. In space. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Space_Mountain_Wind.png|64px]] {{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens [[Status_Effects#Sleep|sleep]], reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Dr_Gibb.png|64px]] {{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Star-kist.png|64px]] {{anchor|Star-kist}}Star-kist
|Made up of 15u Cola and 15u [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
|-
![[File:Space-Up.png|64px]] {{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Purple_can.png|64px]] {{anchor|Pwr Game}}Pwr Game
|The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Lemon-Lime.png|64px]] {{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}{{anchor|Lemon Lime}}{{anchor|Orange Soda}}Lemon-Lime
|You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]].
|-
![[File:Canned_air.png|64px]] {{anchor|Canned Air}}Canned air
|24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
|-
![[File:Energy_drink.png|64px]] {{anchor|Grey Bull}}Grey Bull
|Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks.
|-
![[File:Monkey_energy.png|64px]] {{anchor|Monkey Energy}}Monkey Energy
|Unleash the ape! Works as fuel for the [[#Grill|grill]] and increases your speed if you're a monkey. Contains 50u.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]] Sol Dry
|30u Sol Dry. In space. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]].
|}

===[[File:Vendcoffee.gif|64px]] Hot Drinks===
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a [[Hot Drinks Machine|Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine]]. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering [[space]] is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" width="50%" style="background-color:#E3F7E6;"
|- style="background-color: #52D163;font-weight:bold; color: white;text-align:center;"
! style="background-color: #52D163" width:200px; |Drink
! class="unsortable" style="background-color: #52D163" |Description
|-
![[File:Robust_Coffee.png|64px]] {{anchor|Robust Coffee}}Robust Coffee
|Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]] {{anchor|Duke Purple Tea}}Duke Purple Tea
|An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]] {{anchor|Dutch Hot Coco}}Dutch Hot Coco
|Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco heats you up if cold and has 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts [[#Milk|milk]] and 1 part cocoa heated to 320K.
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[[Category:Guides]]

Jobs

2022-01-23T19:58:36Z

Alexi: Added descriptions for departmental guards + posibrain to replace "TEMP"

{{Needsrevision|reason = Check the job descriptions for errors, also check the underlying job page, fix broken links when possible}}
{{Under construction|reason=Most job pages are not quite up to date, please be sure to check back often!}}

On Skyrat Station, your job defines a little bit about your character and who they are akin to a class. Every job gets a different and unique set of equipment as well as [[ID|access]]. Keep in mind that you should restrict each character to two skill sets, such as engineering and security, service and medical, or science and medical. More can be read about this in [[rules]].
''Most of these are meant to be comedic in nature, rules take priority over funny meme''.

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== Useful Links ==

* [[Chain of Command]]
* [[Corporate Regulations]]
* [[Guides]]
* [[Rules]]
* [[Job selection and assignment]]

== Command ==

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![[File:Generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]] [[Captain]]
|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Secure the nuclear authentication disk and deal with any station-wide issues, as well as feuds between heads of staff. Watch your home burn to the ground.
!aVery Hard
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![[File:Generic_Blueshield.png|64px|link=Blueshield]] [[Blueshield]]
|<s>Protect</s> Babysit the heads, Follow the <s>heads</s> Captain around like a lost puppy. Occasionally protect them from harm but usually sit in a room while they do "valuable" work. Drink yourself to death because of your awful job. Watch the heads abuse power. Be forced to watch your captain entertain his guests.
!cHard
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![[File:Generic_Nanotrasen_representative.png|64px|link=NanoTransen Representative]] [[NanoTransen Representative]]
|Try to manage all of the heads of staff. Realize that you're just a Central Command babysitter. Represent NanoTransen poorly. Die in maintence after being invited to a "business meeting."
!Medium-Hard
|}

== Security ==
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![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]] [[Head of Security]]
|Make sure your team is doing their job and is upholding the law. Protect the station against [[#Antagonists|your enemies]] and look cool as shit while doing so. Watch in helpless silence as your officers beat each other to death over petty squabbles. Politely remind the warden that breaking a prisoner's kneecaps over a minor incident is against company records. Die in the first shootout you get into.
!aVery Hard
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![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]] [[Warden]]
|Sit in your office and watch the cameras as well as crew monitor. Set anyone to arrest who breaks the law and is wanted. Make sure to update the records frequently. Watch the prisoners build baseball bats and hatchets to stare menacingly at you from the walls. Watch your officers refuse to process prisoners manually and dump their corpses in front of your office. Sip your coffee with a sigh.
!bHard
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![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]] [[Detective]]
|The detective is both a useless and incredibly useful job. The problem is, anyone can point a scanner at something and match the DNA, but not everyone has access. Typically people will ask you to a crime scene to scan everything around it and match up stuff. Your secondary job is to interrogate criminals who break the [[Space-Law|law]] in a high capacity.
!aMedium
|-
![[File:Generic_security.png|64pxlink=Security Officer]] [[Security Officer]]
| Become the embodiment of shitsec. Grunt your way around and baton people for looking at you wrong. Break up menial bar fights or fight off a [[Nuclear Operative|Syndicate nuke-OP]] that you are not equipped enough for because the alert is to goddamn low. Get mocked by the crew for being incompetent when you are the only one actually trying in security. Drink Quadruple Sec to drown in your sorrows. Be bwoinked because you didn't type eight paragraphs before batoning the active shooter.
!aHard
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![[File:Generic_Security_medic.png|64px|link=Security Medic]] [[Security Medic]]
|Join Security because they pay better. Think that you get to do surgery and act like a normal medical doctor. Realize that you're just a glorified paramedic with a gun. Fix all the people that security shoot. Realize that your gun is just a shittier version of what security gets. Battle the CMO for the title of fastest dart-gun in the west.
!Medium
|-
![[File:Generic_Corrections_officer.png|64px|link=Corrections Officer]] [[Corrections Officer]]
|Be the Warden's punching bag whenever anything goes wrong. Watch as the prisoner's do literally nothing. Get bored and try to fashion yourself with a real baton and disabler, get upset when the [[Head of Security|HOS]] denies your request.
!Easy
|-
|}

== Engineering ==
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![[File:Generic_ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]] [[Chief Engineer]]
|The Chief Engineer in all aspects is essentially a glorified Station Engineer with extra equipment, then again that can be said for most heads of staff. Have total and complete knowledge of every pipe and wire on the station. Utterly forget how to do anything but basic wiring. Be the only person who knows how to set up the supermatter. Blame the other engineers when it goes nuclear. Protect poly from the horde of annoyed crewmembers when she finds a headset.
!bHard
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![[File:Generic_engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]] [[Station Engineer]]
|Keep the station from exploding too much. Patch up the holes when it inevitably does. Build a massive, complex side-project with it's own wiring, atmospherics, and station nodes. Be depressed when nobody finds it as impressive as you. Do solars instead because you're scared of the SM.
!cMedium
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![[File:Generic_atmos_tech.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]] [[Atmospheric Technician]]
|Be the single-smartest person on the station. Redo all of the pipes because everyone's choking to death from a one inch breach. Scrub plasma out of every single room because the AI's going insane. Get blasted out into space never to be seen again by a misaligned gas pipe. Give the crew their tasty oxygen.
!cMedium
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![[File:Generic_Engineering_guard.png|64px|link=Departmental Guards]] [[Departmental Guards|Engineering Guard]]
|Watch over every project that engineers do. Weap because you have no idea what's going on in your own department. Defend atmospherics or die trying. Realize that nobody actually attacks engineering anymore. Question what choices in life lead you to be the gate guard of the world's deadliest crystal reactor.
!Medium
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|}

== Science ==
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![[File:Generic_rd.png|64px|link=Research Director]] [[Research Director]]
|Oversee see your glorious purple domain. Lock weird aliens inside of a chamber, and then poke them. Ask your scientists what they're doing, be horrified by the results. Be the single most well-armed person on the station. Throw your entire department's funding at the B.E.P.I.S. Live in abject poverty.
!bHard
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![[File:Generic_Geneticist.png|64px|link=Geneticist]] [[Geneticist]]
|Give yourself tourette's. Harness the infinite power of genetics and transformation to create the ultimate life-form. Be told instantly no one is allowed to use them. Get telekinesis and be the single most hated person on the station. Abuse monkeys.
!cMedium
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![[File:Generic_scientist.png|64px|link=Scientist]] [[Scientist]]
|Enact your fantasies of [[guide_to_toxins|bomb making]] and dissection of alien creatures. Blow all of your points on xenoarcheology and slime-breeding, disappear to never be seen again until the last 2 minutes of the shift. Make the least possible ethical circuitry machines. Do horrible, horrible things to the [[Clown]] in the name of science.
!cMedium
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![[File:Generic_roboticist.png|64px|link=Roboticist]] [[Roboticist]]
|Beg the RD to let you build dangerous mechs. Be bwoinked seconds after building your 8th gygax without permission. Be in an uncomfortably intimate relationship with your cyborgs. Fuck with their laws constantly. Get lynched for doing so. Generate an infinite product line of cleanbots. Watch your metal domain flourish. Be shot instantly for wasting all of the mats.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_Vanguard_operative.png|64px|link=Vanguard Operative]] [[Vanguard Operative]]
|Rob every division on station for "gateway supplies." Realize that you have the best melee weapon on station. Relinquish that title after you go off station. Jump through the gateway with a ton of <s>sacrifices</s> volunteers. Bring all of your gateway loot on station to flex on the rest of the station. Get bwoinked after an assistant shoves you and steals your gun.
!Hard
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![[File:Generic_Science_guard.png|64px|link=Departmental Guards]] [[Departmental Guards|Science Guard]]
|Protect science with your life. Quickly notice that science only needs to be defended from itself. Sit in your office because nobody in science will talk to you. Question why there are 20 uranium toilets (and a single plasma wall) lining the halls of the science lab. Avoid xenobio like the plague in fear of the dark magic that they commit within.
!Medium
|-
|}

== Medical ==
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![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]] [[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Gently remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors <s>and threaten to make them wish they did if they don’t.</s> Beat your doctors for attempting to turn someone into a monkey. Sample your own product. Heal the entirety of the station in under 2 minutes and be called a shitter because you forgot one assistant in deep space without their suit sensors. Be the fastest dart-gun in the west.
!cMedium
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![[File:Generic_Medical_Doctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]] [[Medical Doctor]]
|Preform unethical surgery in the name of medical advancement. Be screamed at desperately to open the doors mid-smoke break. Do revival surgery on every body to no-one's amusement but your own. Forgot about medical ethics whenever someone steals your epinephine. Be extremely confused about bobmed.
!dMedium
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![[File:Generic_Paramedic.png|64px|link=Paramedic]] [[Paramedic]]
|Chase down an assistant with 5 brute damage to force him to take your special medicine. Sedate everyone who poses a threat to your department. Forget you don't have the access of a regular doctor. Die in a firefight while trying to revive everyone.
!dMedium
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![[File:Generic_Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]] [[Chemist]]
|Make chemicals for the Medical Doctors to use and other roles, such as botany and occasionally the bar. Spend the entire shift snorting chemicals off of your department's floor. Try to experiment a little and blow yourself up horribly.
!dMedium
|-
![[File:Generic_virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]] [[Virologist]]
|Spend all shift working on a healing virus, accidentally give it the smallest drawback, be lynched almost instantly. Only be useful when gateways are open or sentient disease is rolled. Desperately wish your RNG was better.
!cMedium
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![[File:Generic_Orderly.png|64px|link=Departmental Guards]] [[Departmental Guards|Orderly]]
|Stand proud that you're the most useful department guard. Protect medbay from the hordes of mentally insane that attack it from within. Steal the syringe gun for safety reasons. Beat medical doctors so that the CMO doesn't have to. Act as a glorified paramedic when everything goes terribly.
!Medium
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|}

== Civilian ==
=== Supply ===
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![[File:Generic_qm.png|64px|link=Quartermaster]] [[Quartermaster]]
|Beg your cargo Techs not to talk about the cargonia joke. Defend your pets with your life. Watch over your cargo tech's orders, and cry internally as your precious credits go down the drain. Forget you're a real head.
!cMedium
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![[File:Generic_cargotech.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]] [[Cargo Technician]]
|Push crates onto shuttle, be chased by bees off the shuttle. Forget who ordered what. Scream over comms every time someone's random order they forgot about arrives. Don't let security find your gun stash.
!dEasy
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![[File:Generic_shaftminer.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]] [[Shaft Miner]]
|The asteroids these guys were sent to before now seem like a nice summer break to the hellish landscape that is lava land. Gather ore in your funny bag, cry to science when they forget you exist and nothing ever gets upgraded. Beat a dragon to death with your hands, or die trying. Obliterate the first person who accidentally clicks on you with harm intent with your OP weapons you found.
!bHard
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![[File:Generic_Customs_Agent.png|64px|link=Departmental Guards]] [[Departmental Guards|Customs Agent]]
|Quickly realize that nobody actually attacks cargo and that your job is essentially to act as a cargo tech with a stun baton. Defend cargo from the only threat they know, and that is those who wish to use the autolathe without permission. Get first dibs on all of the guns that cargo orders.
!Medium
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|}

=== Service ===
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![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]] [[Head of Personnel]]
|Manage the service department and the changing of identification card access. Be the essential second in command of the station and try to do the [[Captain]]'s job when they aren’t there. Refuse the Clown All access. Protect IAN with your life.
!cMedium
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![[File:Generic_janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]] [[Janitor]]
|In a hazardous station, the janitor’s job is never done. Cry when your janicart is pushed into deep-space by a conga-line of assistants. Hold security at gunpoint to stop tracking blood on the floor. Throw cleaning grenades directly into the chef's kitchen. Eventually give up and take a nap in your office.
!dEasy
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![[File:Generic_barman.png|64px|link=Bartender]] [[Bartender]]
|Stand behind your barcounter, and give away free drinks. Watch as people awkwardly flirt with each other while you stand there polishing a glass. Grab your gun every time the clown walks into your bar. Shatter the kneecaps of barhoppers. Forget how to make a bloody mary.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_chef.png|64px|link=Cook]] [[Cook]]
|Make food for the crew. Don't let anyone see your gibber. Silently harvest organs from the morgue to feed the weaning cries of the starving crew. Be the most dangerous person on the station as long as you're in your kitchen. Say 'mama-mia!'
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_botanist.png|64px|link=Botanist]] [[Botanist]]
|Be screamed at by the chef to make thousands of ingredients. Deliver on none of them. Be the station's main source of wood. Smoke '''so''' much weed, dude. Become the most powerful entity on station.
!cMedium
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![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]] [[Clown]]
|Honk! Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for all access. Honk! Prank the CMO until he commits suicide out of frustration. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK! '''Kill god.''' HONK!
!eHONK!
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![[File:Generic_mime.png|64px|link=Mime]] [[Mime]]
|''*wave''
!e...
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![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]] [[Chaplain]]
|Get people drunk. Run around the station looking for people you're allowed to behead with your armory of pop-culture references. Behead corpses if you can't find any. Be best friends with security, despite the fact that they should probably arrest you for your murderous tendencies. *Pray nonstop. Get smited.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_librarian.png|64px|link=Curator]] [[Curator]]
|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. """""Find""""" treasure for your exhibit. Realize that you're not a librarian and release your inner dominatrix via the whip. Vandalize the front of the brig with erotica engravings. Use your whip to make CentCom be confused about why all the tasers and batons are in space. Clean the semgma from your carpet.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]] [[Lawyer]]
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration. Occasionally find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation. Pick 'Internal affairs agent' and cry when no one takes you seriously.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_psychologist.png‎|64px|link=Psychologist]] [[Psychologist]]
|Pursue the fruitless endeavor of trying to provide mental healthcare aboard a station staffed near exclusively with violent sociopaths, give up on that and chillax in your office. Help catgirls work out all of their stress on your couch.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_Barber.png|64px|link=Barber]] [[Barber]]
|Run your own Salon on the station and get bored very quick when people do not visit it. Give the one person that does visit a <s>horrible</s> fashionable makeover and overcharge them for your work. Spend half of your time in the bar, slowly realizing that you are an assistant with scissors
!Easy
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![[File:Generic_Bouncer.png|64px|link=Departmental Guards]] [[Departmental Guards|Bouncer]]
|Throw people out of the bar so that the bartender doesn't have to. Sit around and look pretty. Do all of service's job when they sulk off to do horrible things.
!Medium
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|}

=== Miscellaneous ===
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![[File:Generic_assistant.png|64px|link=Assistant]] [[Assistant]]
|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit. Beat the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the Clown. Never assist anyone.
!fNone
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![[File:Generic_Prisoner.png|64px|link=Prisoner]] [[Prisoner]]
|Lock yourselves up in perma by somehow building walls. Have security barge in 20 minutes later. Throw a party and do nothing all round.
!dEasy
|}

== Synthetics ==

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![[File:AI.gif|64px|link=AI|class=pixelart]] [[AI]]
| Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the [[captain]] robust the [[clown]]. Get bitched at. Name yourself something sexual. Get bitched at. Get carded. Get bitched at. Make everybody regret changing your laws by abusing loopholes to kill them. Talk exclusively in vox.
!aVery Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_borg.png|64px|link=Cyborg|class=pixelart]] [[Cyborg]]
|Follow your laws. Hope that you aren't blown up due to [[Research Director|certain individuals]] pressing their funny button. Forget to recharge. Forget that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. Have lengthy discussions with crew members about the correct interpretation of your laws, only for the AI to ignore your opinions. Have no idea how to plasmaflood when you're inevitably subverted to do so.
!bHard
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![[File:Generic drone.png|64px|link=Drone|class=pixelart]] [[Drone]]
|Fix the holes in whatever derelict station you spawned on. Be lonely. Somehow get to the station, be worn as a hat against your will and get bwoinked for leaving the derelict.
!bEasy
|-
![[File:Pai.png|64px|link=Personal AI|class=pixelart]] [[Personal AI]]
|Be the friend someone has always wanted if they bother downloading you. Whine in OOC because they didn't. Don't fill in any of the fields except the name field. Imitate the AI and make it seem rogue. Imitate the Supermatter and make everyone shit their pants. Turn into a cat and serenade Runtime. Scare the AI by hacking into a public door.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Posibrain.gif|64px|class=pixelart|link=Positronic Brain]] [[Positronic Brain]]
|Sit on the ground and activate your slow-clap processor until someone turns you into a borg. Beg to be put into an AI shell. Pray that someone gives you a funny lawset.
!cMedium
|-
|}

== Antagonists ==
=== Main Antagonists ===
Main Antagonists are typically the primary antagonist of a single round, and form the backbone of how a round progresses.
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![[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Traitor|class=pixelart]] [[Traitor]]
|Buy an ebow and esword and make people cry. Ignore your objectives and go on a rampage with your cool gear. Get unceremoniously killed and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant. Be obliterated by security for attempting to speak.
!cMedium
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![[File:Not_Malf.gif|64px|link=Malfunctioning AI|class=pixelart]] [[Malfunctioning AI]]
|"Forget" to remind the crew about suit sensors. Get your borg destroyed/emaged five minutes into the shift. Let people into your upload only to stun/kill them a second later. Flood the station with <s>plasma</s> screams of the clown being beat to death by security over the intercom. Get unceremoniously carded and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant with an EVA suit.
!cVery Hard
|-
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Changeling]] [[Changeling]]
|Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway. Sting everyone who walks past you. Realize your armblade is bootleg AA. Be cremated instantly.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Nuclear Operative|class=pixelart]] [[Nuclear Operative]]
|Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian. Slip on a piece of soap. Die.
!aVery Hard
|-
![[File:Cultist.png|64px|link=Blood Cult|class=pixelart]] [[Blood Cult|Blood Cultist]]
|Scribble runes with your own blood. Summon eldritch gods. Rock out with your <s>cock</s> cult blade out and get arrested. Larp being a vampire.
!cMedium
|-
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Revolution|class=pixelart]] [[Revolution|Revolutionary]]
|Greytide without worrying about getting banned. Either kill the CMO and RD in under five minutes, or get crushed under Security's boots.
!aEasy to Hard
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![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard|class=pixelart]] [[Wizard]]
|FORTI GY AMA!! EI NATH!!
!aVery Hard
|-
|}

=== Other Antagonists ===
Side antagonists are secondary antagonists that are either subservient to other, main, antagonists, or have a small chance to appear during any round type. Side antagonists tend to be slightly less powerful than their main counterparts.
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![[File:Blob core.gif|64px|link=Blob|class=pixelart]] [[Blob]]
|Beware of The Blob, it creeps and leaps and glides and slides, across the floor, right through the door. Except you don't do any of this. Make the crew scream internally when you appear at the tail end of a mass station bombing. Slowly consume the station, until you either eat everything or get killed by the current round's antagonist.
!bHard
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![[File:Agent.png|64px|link=Abductor|class=pixelart]] [[Abductor]]
|Kidnap people and experiment on them. Disregard that objective and kidnap Ian/Kill the AI. Accidentally kidnap yourself. Steal the armory after losing your tools. Hope your fellow Scientist/Agent is not incompetent and lets the crew kidnap you.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Stand.gif|64px|link=Holoparasite|class=pixelart]] [[Holoparasite]]
|Do what your summoner tells you to do. Set your battlecry to something so awful it makes your foes cry in battle. Annoy your summoner by constantly making JoJokes in their head. Be a punchghost.
!bORA ORA ORA
|-
![[File:Alien.png|64px|link=Alien|class=pixelart]] [[Xenos|Xenomorph]]
|Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien ''wing-wang''. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and your race's survival in favor of acting out the [[Curator|Curator's]] favorite porno.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Guard.png|64px|link=Spider|class=pixelart]] [[Spider|Spiders]]
|Catch flies in your web and suck his juices out just like your dad, a changeling. Get your xenobiologist banned because he let you lay eggs. Consume, Adapt, and respawn over and over in a new shell.
!bEasy to Medium
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![[File:Swarmer.png|64px|link=Swarmers|class=pixelart]] [[Swarmers]]
|Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Teleport <s>other swarmers</s> your enemies away from your metal.
!bMedium
|-
![[File:Revenant.png|64px|link=Revenant|class=pixelart]] [[Revenant]]
|Shock lights, transmit WGW right into the Curator until he goes mad. Trade for them until <s>admins</s> gods get fed up and turn ghosts into you. Be a griefghost.
!bEasy
|-
![[File:Morph.png|64px|link=Morph|class=pixelart]] [[Morph]]
|Eat pens for amusement, disguise yourself as beepsky. Disguise yourself as the Captain, confront the Captain while disguised as him, get shot.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Nightmare|class=pixelart]] [[Nightmare]]
|Jaunt. Murder people and crush the flare exploit! Jaunt. Make the lights your bitch! Jaunt. Jaunt into light! Jaunt. Jaunt into stunbaton! Complain in deadchat.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Generic_ninja.png|64px|link=Space Ninja|class=pixelart]] [[Space Ninja]]
|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Kill everyone regardless.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Slaughterdemon.png|64px|link=Slaughter Demon|class=pixelart]] [[Slaughter Demon]]
|Hunt down and kill the wizard who summoned you. Eat bodies out of the [[Morgue]] for health. Drag bleeding bodies through the hall. Make the janitor happy by making him become the most important job for a while. Be unable to bloodcrawl due to all the blood being cleaned up. Eat the janitor. RIP AND TEAR!
!bMedium
|-
![[File:Icons8 flat biohazard.svg.png|64px|link=Sentient Disease|class=pixelart]] [[Sentient Disease]]
|Try to infect people. Get the virologist lynched. Get the CMO lynched. Get the rest of medbay lynched. Make everyone grow beards.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Generic_obsessed.png|64px|link=Obsessed]] [[Obsessed]]
|Try to act creepy and shifty. Fail because everyone's a miserable bastard in this shithole.
!bMedium
|-
![[File:Newspacedragon.gif|64px|link=Pulsating Tumor|class=pixelart]] [[Pulsating Tumor|Elite Mobs]]
|Kill the fools who awakened you! Trash the mining base! Surf on lava. Illegally resettle on the station.
!bMedium
|-
![[File:Slimeorange.png|64px|link=Sentient Slime|class=pixelart]] [[Sentient Slime]]
|Die, and die, and die. Be accursed by the "Coderbus" that lies above to be almost completely inconsequential.
!bVery Hard
|-
|}

== Special ==
{|class="wikitable" width="80%" style="background-color:#E9E9F1;"
|-style="font-weight:bold; color: white;text-align:center;"
! style='background-color:#464489; width:125px;' |Job
! style='background-color:#464489;' |Role
! style='background-color:#464489; width:100px;' |Difficulty
|-
![[File:Ashwalker.png|link=Lavaland/Space Role|class=pixelart]] [[Lavaland/Space Role]]
|Die to ash storms. Die to an asteroid. Die to lava. Die when a Security strike team teleports into your base. Die to a Miner. Die in general.
!bHard
|-
![[File:centcomofficial.png|64px|link=CentCom Official|class=pixelart]] [[CentCom Official]]
|Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy. Get killed almost immediately by a random mob. Have you body looted by everyone, including the captain.
!bMedium
|-
![[File:Ian.PNG|64px|link=Ian|class=pixelart]] [[Ian]]
|Ass-inspect, eat donuts, get killed, be dragged off to a washing machine and get gibbed. Cause a riot. Try to forget what the HOP does when nobody's looking.
!aImpossible
|-
![[File:Chrono.png|64px|link=Chrono Legionnaire|class=pixelart]] [[Chrono Legionnaire]]
|Erase the Clown from time. Accidently erase your objective from time. Erase Adolf Hitler for the 50th time this week. Without a trace!
!bNever Existed
|-
![[File:Highlander.png|64px|link=Highlander|class=pixelart]] [[Highlander]]
|<big><big><big>THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE<big><big><big>
!bMedium
|-
![[File:emergencyresponseteamcommander.png|64px|link=Emergency Response Team|class=pixelart]] [[Emergency Response Team|Emergency Response Officer]]
|Arrive too late on the station to actually help. Lose the rest of your team, get outnumbered and die. Respawn as a second response team to save the first team.
!bVery Hard
|-
![[File:deathsquadofficer.png|64px|link=Death Squad|class=pixelart]] [[Death Squad|Death Squad Officer]]
|Beg for DS, spawn in at CentCom, kill an admin who was trying to tell you your mission, get gibbed, beg for another chance. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶o̶b̶l̶i̶v̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶r̶i̶f̶l̶e̶ laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping and the Clown can't fire your DNA-locked rifle. Shoot the Clown with your Mateba Revolver.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Shade.png|64px|link=Construct|class=pixelart]] [[Construct]]
|Get wrecked by cult, or change map preference to meta and tip your fedora at the chaplain. Laugh at the assistant trying to punch you, then get killed by a simplemob carp. Start beefs with other constructs for getting the first shell. Ask to be a Juggernaut and get <s>spaced</s> Wraith instead.
!cEasy to Medium
|-
![[File:Statue.png|64px|link=Imaginary Friend|class=pixelart]] [[Imaginary Friend]]
|Yell at your host VERY loudly. Pray for divine vocal cords. Dispense bad advice. Constantly nag your host to not believe the lies of !!BIG PHARMA!!. Make erotic emote gestures at whoever is beating your host to death.
!cEasy
|-
![[File:Hideyhider.png|64px|link=Split Personality|class=pixelart]] [[Split Personality]]
|Q: What are you planning to do? A: Well, big boy, it's a toss-up between running into that shocked grille currently venting into space over there, and that [[Emag|emagged]] recycler over here. What do ya think?
!cEasy to Very Hard
|-
![[File:Ghost2.png|64px|link=Ghost|class=pixelart]] [[Ghost]]
|Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Admin help. <s>Omnighost</s> Orbit around <s>the singulo</s> whoever has the highest bodycount. <s>Watch ERP</s>. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja. Follow an antag like some form of ethereal dog pile. Be upset enough about <s>said antag</s> '''literally everything''' to rival industrial salt mining. Be made visible by Wizards and rat out <s>other antags</s> innocent assistants.
!fGhastly!
|-
![[File:Adamantine Golem.png|64px|link=Golem]] [[Golem]]
|Do science, worship The Liberator, travel through space and enjoy solitude.
!Medium
|}

[[Category:Jobs]]

Chief Medical Officer

2021-06-27T19:07:12Z

Alexi: Our hypospray is different from TG's.

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|headerfontcolor = black
|stafftype = MEDICAL & COMMAND
|imagebgcolor = #ffeeee
|img = ChiefMedicalOfficer.png
|jobtitle = Chief Medical Officer
|access = All [[Job_Guides#Medical|Medical Departments]], including your office, [[Job_Guides#Station_Command|Bridge]], [[Engineering]], Construction, [[Job_Guides#Research|Research]].
|difficulty = Hard
|qualifications = At least 35 years of age, M.D., 5 years medical experience.
|education = [[Lunar University of Medical Science]] - [[Skalamar University Of Medicine]] - [[Biesel Institute of Medical Sciences]] - [[Aliose University of Medical Sciences]] - [[Trizar State Medical Academy]]
|superior = [[Captain]]
|duties = Coordinate the [[Medical Doctor|doctors]], [[Chemist|chemists]], and [[Psychologist|psychiatrist]] to ensure the health of all crew.
|guides = [[Guide to Medicine]], [[Guide_to_chemistry|Guide to Chemistry]], [[Surgery|Guide to Surgery]], [[Chain of Command]]
}}
The [[Chief Medical Officer]] is in charge of the health of the crew. They make sure that the [[Medical Doctor]]s are treating people effectively, and making sure the [[Virologist]]s and [[Chemist]]s are working for the good of the station.

== Overview ==
You manage the entire medbay. Your primary task is to make sure everyone is doing their jobs and not taking over everyone else's lane. Other than treating injured crew, it is your responsibility to ensure <s>that [[Chain of Command|important crew]] (including yourself) have received genetic backups and death alarms, and</s> that all crew are using their suit sensors when [[Corporate Regulations|appropriate]],

You are the medical <s>expert</s> leader on the station. The ideal Chief Medical Officer would have the knowledge to perform common surgical operations, manufacture most basic pharmaceuticals, <s>and develop 'cures' for viral infection.</s> You should allow your subordinates to handle the bulk of the work and only jump in to help new players or fill in critical roles that your character would be able to perform <s>or what you have written in your records.</s> The objective in mind is ensuring that everyone in the department has their place; if you delegate all of your duties completely, <s>you've lost your own place</s> you can empty the bridge bar without getting caught.

== Your Job ==
You are often regarded as the least important Head of Staff, but in reality, you hold <s>power over life and death</s> a great deal of power. Without a competent Chief Medical Officer coordinating things, the medbay often dissolves into a chaotic mess that only manages to heal anybody through sheer coincidence <s>or that one paramedic who you should really ahelp for doing surgery again.</s>

Your primary duty is to ensure that the crew is in top possible physical <s>and mental</s> shape. To do this, you will need the help of your assigned crew. Medical Doctors take several shapes; Nurses, Surgeons, Virologists and Emergency Physicians. They all occupy the same slot, but have different, and obvious, specialties. The [[Chemist]] is responsible for the manufacture of important medicines. The [[Virologist]] is responsible for the development, and counteraction, of viral agents. The [[Psychologist]] is responsible for the mental health of crew <s>since we removed cloning.</s>

=== Specialized Staff ===
When the round starts, review your medical staff and assigned jobs. Remember, Emergency Physicians, Surgeons, and regular Doctors are all the same job, and they're all required to treat patients. Their specific title just indicates a specialization. They can and should be able to be given assignments outside of that, so long as it still falls within the description of Medical Doctor work. If they're unable or unwilling to do basic medical work because "they're a surgeon, not a doctor", then they need reeducating about what their job actually entails. If they decide to run out and do the paramedics job without getting told to, <s>fire them</s> explain to them the error of their ways.

Make sure that you have a dedicated EMT team ready to respond to calls for medical assistance from outside of Medbay, someone manning the front desk to handle arrivals and minor cases, and someone - preferably <s>everyone and some officers</s> a medical doctor - waiting in the wings to handle critical cases that require Cryo treatment or surgery. Each of these three assignments is vital for different reasons, and, once given a job, your staff should focus on doing that job exclusively <s>except in case of emergency</s> and only help out when asked for instead of jumping in whenever they feel more competent. If they don't, and they try to do someone else's job, it means that you have two doctors doing a job that could be done by <s>three</s> one, and an area which is left understaffed. Make sure that everyone is entirely clear on exactly what their job is and why it is important.

When everyone has their assignments, make sure that everybody has their Medical belts stocked with the basic tools of the trade - gauze, ointment, Inaprovaline, and things like that. Emergency Physicians, Paramedics and EMTs should carry more than most, and should have [[Guide_to_Medicine#Common_Equipment|a variety of Medkits]] available for unusual cases, since they're the first responders and may have to deal with anything.

=== Chemical Fixes ===
Once your main staff is set up, contact Chemistry and get them to start making medicines for your doctors. Clonexadone is a must-have, so have the Chemists take the cryoxadone from Cryo and mix some up immediately, so have those mixed up as soon as possible, and make sure that your doctors know that they're available and where to find them. Make sure that Virology gets some diluted milk and radium, too, or your Virologists won't be able to do anything. Once you have all of the basic medicines, have Chemistry mix up a little bit of everything and stock up on the important stuff, or <s>do all the work yourself</s> decide to have a shift without every chemical known to man prepared an hour before the [[Mercenary|time police]] arrives.

=== Responding ===
As with other Head positions, a large part of your job is to be watchful for any calls for medical assistance. As soon as one comes in, make sure that your EMTs are responding and that the rest of your staff are ready to take in anybody who can't be treated in the field. It's also a good idea to ask for an [[Guide_to_Robotics#Odysseus|Odysseus]] from Robotics, preferably with two mounted Sleepers. Make sure that your EMTs know how to operate it; an Odysseus can save a lot of lives and make it possible for your EMTs to answer calls that they would normally be unable to due to its armour and internals.

=== Outbreaks ===
When diseases break out<s>, this is your chance to shine. You have a biohazard suit inside of your office. Use it.</s> figure out if it's dangerous or just annoying by consulting the [[Virologist]] and [[Chemist]]. You have the authority to isolate and detain anyone experiencing symptoms<s>, but will get laughed at if you try to get anyone to come to medical without offering a cure.</s>

Vaccinate the medical personnel and quarantine the infected. Administer the drugs, keep people alive. Your [[Medical Doctor]]s should be helping with this, if they're not, <s>shout them into line.</s> ask them for help like a decent human being and realize that them staying in their lane is a situation you will never again experience.

=== Hypospray ===
This is your medical tool, your lifeline. It comes inside the Hypokit in your locker. By default, it comes with a mix of omnizine, leporazine and atrophine. Use it in hand to remove this vial. The Hypokit has 15 slots (That's 14 vials + the hypospray. You can put in normal sized vials but... Why?) Hit it with a vial to insert that vial. You can even tacti-cool reload it like magazines! Alt+Click it to change its injection ammount. The large hypovials hold 120u. You can inject that 120u nearly instantly, if you so desire.

Good candidates for your hypospray are <s>Tricordrazine or Epinephrine.</s> whatever chemistry (or you) whips up. Sadly surgery does not fit into it yet.

== Links to Other Departments ==
As the CMO, you're the link between the captain, the other heads of staff, and your medical department. Security will often be a source of casualties, whether officers or prisoners; make sure any doctor going to treat a dangerous prisoner has an escort. Science--especially Toxins and Xenobiology--will send you its share of patients, too. When your equipment gets blown up, Engineering can rebuild it. During an epidemic, one of your most important connections is, strangely enough, the lowly janitor, whose biosuit allows him to safely clean up infectious material and slow the spread of the disease. You will also be required to try to explain why people are [[cult|going crazy]], [[changeling|returning from the dead]], or [[wizard|trapped in the body of a monkey]]. Good luck with that one.

== Traitoring ==
So, you're a traitor CMO? Don't fret. You have many possible tools to help with your objectives. Your hypospray will help a bit, try filling it with Choral Hydrate for <s>an easy ban</s> sedation purposes (provide RP before doing that and keep in mind that there are others with hyposprays around you). You have access to [[Chemistry]], so you can sneak in there and make some <s>space lube</s> thermite or similar.

The bottom line here is to be a <s>bad doctor</s> good antag.

=== Changeling ===
So you've spotted a possible changeling? You have a core understanding of what changelings are and their general abilities such as being able to shape shift, however, CMOs are not aware of the effects of BZ that knowledge is only afforded to the Research Director

{{Command}}
{{Medbay}}
{{Jobs}}
[[category:Jobs]]
[[Category:Medbay]]

Template:Jobs

2021-06-27T18:50:45Z

Alexi:

{|width=100% border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
|-
| rowspan = 12 align = "center" | '''[[Jobs]] on Skyrat Station''' 
[[File:jobstemp.png|link=jobs]]
|-
| style="background: #334E6D; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''Command'''
| '''[[Captain]]''', '''[[Blueshield]]''', '''[[Head of Personnel]]''', '''[[NanoTransen Representative]]'''
|-
| textcolor="white" style="background: #AF6365; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''Security'''
| '''[[Head of Security]]''', [[Warden]], [[Security Sergeant]], [[Detective]], [[Security Officer]], [[Civil Disputes Officer]], [[Security Medic]]
|-
| style="background: #ba9b67; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''[[Engineering]]'''
| '''[[Chief Engineer]]''', [[Station Engineer]], [[Atmospheric Technician]]
|-
| style="background: #a885a2; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''[[Science]]'''
| '''[[Research Director]]''', [[Geneticist]], [[Scientist]], [[Roboticist]], [[Vanguard Operative]]
|-
| style="background: #8cbcd6; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''[[Medbay|Medical]]'''
| '''[[Chief Medical Officer]]''', [[Medical Doctor]], [[Paramedic]], [[Chemist]], [[Psychologist]], [[Virologist]]
|-
| style="background: #92b26d; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Service'''
| [[Janitor]], [[Bartender]], [[Cook]], [[Botanist]], [[Clown]], [[Mime]], [[Chaplain]], [[Curator]]
|-
| style="background: #898787; text-align: center;" id="civilian" |'''Civilian'''
| [[Quartermaster]], [[Cargo Technician]], [[Shaft Miner]], [[Assistant]], [[Lawyer]], [[Prisoner]]
|-
| style="background: #b1dff9; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" | '''Non-human'''
| '''[[AI]]''', [[Cyborg]], [[Positronic Brain]], [[Drone]], [[Personal AI]], [[Construct]], [[Imaginary Friend]], [[Split Personality]], [[Ghost]]
|-
| style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" |'''Antagonists'''
| [[Traitor]], [[Malfunctioning AI]], [[Changeling]], [[Nuclear Operative]], [[Blood Cult|Blood Cultist]], [[Revolution|Revolutionary]], [[Wizard]], [[Blob]], [[Abductor]], [[Holoparasite]], [[Xenomorph]], [[Spider]], [[Swarmers]], [[Revenant]], [[Morph]], [[Nightmare]], [[Space Ninja]], [[Slaughter Demon]], [[Pirate]], [[Sentient Disease]], [[Obsessed]], [[Fugitives]], [[Hunters]], [[Space Dragon]], [[Pulsating Tumor|Elite Mobs]], [[Sentient Slime]]
|-
| style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''Special'''
| '''[[CentCom Official]]''', [[Death squad|Death Squad Officer]], [[Emergency Response Team|Emergency Response Officer]], [[Chrono Legionnaire]], [[Highlander]], [[Ian]], [[Lavaland/Space Role|Lavaland Role]]
|}
<noinclude>
'''Hey! Listen!''' This template is mirrored on the [[Clown]], [[Ian]], and [[Shitcurity]] pages, be sure to periodically check it and make sure it's up to date.
[[Category:Templates]]</noinclude>

Template:Jobs

2021-06-27T18:48:18Z

Alexi:

{|width=100% border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
|-
| rowspan = 12 align = "center" | '''[[Jobs]] on Skyrat Station''' 
[[File:jobstemp.png|link=jobs]]
|-
| style="background: #334E6D; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''Command'''
| '''[[Captain]]''', '''[[Blueshield]]''', '''[[Head of Personnel]]''', '''[[NanoTransen Representative]]'''
|-
| textcolor="white" style="background: #AF6365; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''Security'''
| '''[[Head of Security]]''', [[Warden]], [[Security Sergeant]], [[Security Officer]], [[Detective]], [[Civil Disputes Officer]], [[Security Medic]]
|-
| style="background: #ba9b67; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''[[Engineering]]'''
| '''[[Chief Engineer]]''', [[Station Engineer]], [[Atmospheric Technician]]
|-
| style="background: #a885a2; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''[[Science]]'''
| '''[[Research Director]]''', [[Geneticist]], [[Scientist]], [[Roboticist]], [[Vanguard Operative]]
|-
| style="background: #8cbcd6; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''[[Medbay|Medical]]'''
| '''[[Chief Medical Officer]]''', [[Medical Doctor]], [[Paramedic]], [[Chemist]], [[Psychologist]], [[Virologist]]
|-
| style="background: #92b26d; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Service'''
| [[Janitor]], [[Bartender]], [[Cook]], [[Botanist]], [[Clown]], [[Mime]], [[Chaplain]], [[Curator]]
|-
| style="background: #898787; text-align: center;" id="civilian" |'''Civilian'''
| [[Quartermaster]], [[Cargo Technician]], [[Shaft Miner]], [[Assistant]], [[Lawyer]], [[Prisoner]]
|-
| style="background: #b1dff9; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" | '''Non-human'''
| '''[[AI]]''', [[Cyborg]], [[Positronic Brain]], [[Drone]], [[Personal AI]], [[Construct]], [[Imaginary Friend]], [[Split Personality]], [[Ghost]]
|-
| style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" |'''Antagonists'''
| [[Traitor]], [[Malfunctioning AI]], [[Changeling]], [[Nuclear Operative]], [[Blood Cult|Blood Cultist]], [[Revolution|Revolutionary]], [[Wizard]], [[Blob]], [[Abductor]], [[Holoparasite]], [[Xenomorph]], [[Spider]], [[Swarmers]], [[Revenant]], [[Morph]], [[Nightmare]], [[Space Ninja]], [[Slaughter Demon]], [[Pirate]], [[Sentient Disease]], [[Obsessed]], [[Fugitives]], [[Hunters]], [[Space Dragon]], [[Pulsating Tumor|Elite Mobs]], [[Sentient Slime]]
|-
| style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''Special'''
| '''[[CentCom Official]]''', [[Death squad|Death Squad Officer]], [[Emergency Response Team|Emergency Response Officer]], [[Chrono Legionnaire]], [[Highlander]], [[Ian]], [[Lavaland/Space Role|Lavaland Role]]
|}
<noinclude>
'''Hey! Listen!''' This template is mirrored on the [[Clown]], [[Ian]], and [[Shitcurity]] pages, be sure to periodically check it and make sure it's up to date.
[[Category:Templates]]</noinclude>

Template:Jobs

2021-06-27T18:46:15Z

Alexi:

{|width=100% border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
|-
| rowspan = 12 align = "center" | '''[[Jobs]] on Skyrat Station''' 
[[File:jobstemp.png|link=jobs]]
|-
| style="background: #334E6D; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''Command'''
| '''[[Captain]]''', '''[[Head of Personnel]]''', '''[[Blueshield]]'''
|-
| textcolor="white" style="background: #AF6365; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''Security'''
| '''[[Head of Security]]''', [[Warden]], [[Security Sergeant]], [[Security Officer]], [[Detective]], [[Security Medic]]
|-
| style="background: #ba9b67; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''[[Engineering]]'''
| '''[[Chief Engineer]]''', [[Station Engineer]], [[Atmospheric Technician]]
|-
| style="background: #a885a2; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''[[Science]]'''
| '''[[Research Director]]''', [[Geneticist]], [[Scientist]], [[Roboticist]]
|-
| style="background: #8cbcd6; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''[[Medbay|Medical]]'''
| '''[[Chief Medical Officer]]''', [[Medical Doctor]], [[Paramedic]], [[Chemist]], [[Psychologist]], [[Virologist]]
|-
| style="background: #92b26d; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Service'''
| [[Janitor]], [[Bartender]], [[Cook]], [[Botanist]], [[Clown]], [[Mime]], [[Chaplain]], [[Curator]]
|-
| style="background: #898787; text-align: center;" id="civilian" |'''Civilian'''
| [[Quartermaster]], [[Cargo Technician]], [[Shaft Miner]], [[Assistant]], [[Lawyer]], [[Prisoner]]
|-
| style="background: #b1dff9; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" | '''Non-human'''
| '''[[AI]]''', [[Cyborg]], [[Positronic Brain]], [[Drone]], [[Personal AI]], [[Construct]], [[Imaginary Friend]], [[Split Personality]], [[Ghost]]
|-
| style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" |'''Antagonists'''
| [[Traitor]], [[Malfunctioning AI]], [[Changeling]], [[Nuclear Operative]], [[Blood Cult|Blood Cultist]], [[Revolution|Revolutionary]], [[Wizard]], [[Blob]], [[Abductor]], [[Holoparasite]], [[Xenomorph]], [[Spider]], [[Swarmers]], [[Revenant]], [[Morph]], [[Nightmare]], [[Space Ninja]], [[Slaughter Demon]], [[Pirate]], [[Sentient Disease]], [[Obsessed]], [[Fugitives]], [[Hunters]], [[Space Dragon]], [[Pulsating Tumor|Elite Mobs]], [[Sentient Slime]]
|-
| style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''Special'''
| '''[[CentCom Official]]''', [[Death squad|Death Squad Officer]], [[Emergency Response Team|Emergency Response Officer]], [[Chrono Legionnaire]], [[Highlander]], [[Ian]], [[Lavaland/Space Role|Lavaland Role]]
|}
<noinclude>
'''Hey! Listen!''' This template is mirrored on the [[Clown]], [[Ian]], and [[Shitcurity]] pages, be sure to periodically check it and make sure it's up to date.
[[Category:Templates]]</noinclude>

Jobs

2021-06-27T18:43:53Z

Alexi:

On SkyratStation, your job defines a little bit about your character and who they are akin to a class. Every job gets a different and unique set of equipment as well as [[identification_card|access]]. Keep in mind that you should restrict each character to two skill sets, such as engineering and security, service and medical, or science and medical. More can be read about this in [[rules]].
''Most of these are meant to be comedic in nature, rules take priority over funny meme''.



{{Template:Jobs}}

== Useful Links ==

* [[Chain of Command]]
* [[Corporate Regulations]]
* [[Guides]]
* [[Rules]]
* [[Job selection and assignment]]

== Command ==

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! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]] [[Captain]]
|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Secure the nuclear authentication disk and deal with any station-wide issues, as well as feuds between heads of staff. Watch your home burn to the ground.
!aVery Hard
|-
![[File:Lea_Blueshield.png|64px|link=Blueshield]] [[Blueshield]]
|<s>Protect</s> Babysit the heads, Follow the <s>heads</s> Captain around like a lost puppy. Occasionally protect them from harm but usually sit in a room while they do "valuable" work. Drink yourself to death because of your awful job. Watch the heads abuse power. Be forced to watch your captain [[ERP|entertain his guests.]]
!cHard
|-
![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]] [[Head of Personnel]]
|Manage the service department and the changing of identification card access. Be the essential second in command of the station and try to do the [[Captain]]'s job when they aren’t there. Refuse the Clown All access. Protect IAN with your life.
!cMedium
|-
![[NanoTransen Representative]]
|Try to manage all of the heads of staff. Realize that you're just a Central Command babysitter. Represent NanoTransen poorly. Die in maintence after being invited to a "business meeting."
!Medium-Hard
|}

== Security ==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" |Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]] [[Head of Security]]
|Make sure your team is doing their job and is upholding the law. Protect the station against [[antagonists|your enemies]] and look cool as shit while doing so. Watch in helpless silence as your officers beat each other to death over petty squabbles. Politely remind the warden that breaking a prisoner's kneecaps over a minor incident is against company records. Die in the first shootout you get into.
!aVery Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]] [[Warden]]
|Sit in your office and watch the cameras as well as crew monitor. Set anyone to arrest who breaks the law and is wanted. Make sure to update the records frequently. Watch the prisoners build baseball bats and hatchets to stare menacingly at you from the walls. Watch your officers refuse to process prisoners manually and dump their corpses in front of your office. Sip your coffee with a sigh.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Sergeant]] [[Security Sergeant]]
| Become the embodiment of shitsec. Grunt your way around and baton people for looking at you wrong. Break up menial bar fights or fight off a [[Nuclear Operative|Syndicate nuke-OP]] that you are not equipped enough for because the alert is to goddamn low. Get mocked by the crew for being incompetent when you are the only one actually trying in security. Drink Quadruple Sec to drown in your sorrows. Be bwoinked because you didn't type eight paragraphs before batoning the active shooter.
!aHard
|-
![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]] [[Detective]]
|The detective is both a useless and incredibly useful job. The problem is, anyone can point a scanner at something and match the DNA, but not everyone has access. Typically people will ask you to a crime scene to scan everything around it and match up stuff. Your secondary job is to interrogate criminals who break the [[Space-Law|law]] in a high capacity.
!aMedium
|-
![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]] [[Security Officer]]
| Become the embodiment of shitsec. Grunt your way around and baton people for looking at you wrong. Break up menial bar fights or fight off a [[Nuclear Operative|Syndicate nuke-OP]] that you are not equipped enough for because the alert is to goddamn low. Get mocked by the crew for being incompetent when you are the only one actually trying in security. Drink Quadruple Sec to drown in your sorrows. Be bwoinked because you didn't type eight paragraphs before batoning the active shooter.
!aHard
|-
![[Civil Disputes Officer]]
|Become a glorified security maid. Break up bar fights, clean up the station, and realize you're drastically underequipped to handle anything more than a bar fight. Get mocked a bit less than the rest of security. Drink Triple Sec to drown in your sorrows. Realize that you're just security but with training wheels on. Embrace this fact and become the hero that the station needs.
!Easy
|-
![[Security Medic]]
|Join Security because they pay better. Think that you get to do surgery and act like a normal medical doctor. Realize that you're just a glorified paramedic with a gun. Fix all the people that security shoot. Realize that your gun is just a shittier version of what security gets. Battle the CMO for the title of fastest dart-gun in the west.
!Medium
|}

== Engineering ==
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![[File:Generic_ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]] [[Chief Engineer]]
|The Chief Engineer in all aspects is essentially a glorified Station Engineer with extra equipment, then again that can be said for most heads of staff. Have total and complete knowledge of every pipe and wire on the station. Utterly forget how to do anything but basic wiring. Be the only person who knows how to set up the supermatter. Blame the other engineers when it goes nuclear. Protect poly from the horde of annoyed crewmembers when she finds a headset.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Generic_engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]] [[Station Engineer]]
|Keep the station from exploding too much. Patch up the holes when it inevitably does. Build a massive, complex side-project with it's own wiring, atmospherics, and station nodes. Be depressed when nobody finds it as impressive as you. Do solars instead because you're scared of the SM.
!cMedium
|-
![[File:Generic_atmos.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]] [[Atmospheric Technician]]
|Be the single-smartest person on the station. Redo all of the pipes because everyone's choking to death from a one inch breach. Scrub plasma out of every single room because the AI's going insane. Get blasted out into space never to be seen again by a misaligned gas pipe. Give the crew their tasty oxygen.
!cMedium
|}

== Science ==
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
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![[File:Generic_rd.png|64px|link=Research Director]] [[Research Director]]
|Oversee see your glorious purple domain. Lock weird aliens inside of a chamber, and then poke them. Ask your scientists what they're doing, be horrified by the results. Be the single most well-armed person on the station. Throw your entire department's funding at the B.E.P.I.S. Live in abject poverty.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Geneticist.png|64px|link=Geneticist]] [[Geneticist]]
|Give yourself tourette's. Harness the infinite power of genetics and transformation to create the ultimate life-form. Be told instantly no one is allowed to use them. Get telekinesis and be the single most hated person on the station. Abuse monkeys.
!cMedium
|-
![[File:scientist_generic.png|64px|link=Scientist]] [[Scientist]]
|Enact your fantasies of[[guide_to_toxins|bomb making]] and dissection of alien creatures. Blow all of your points on xenoarcheology and slime-breeding, disappear to never be seen again until the last 2 minutes of the shift. Make the least possible ethical circuitry machines. Do horrible, horrible things to the [[Clown]] in the name of science.
!cMedium
|-
![[File:Roboticist.png|64px|link=Roboticist]] [[Roboticist]]
|Beg the RD to let you build dangerous mechs. Be bwoinked seconds after building your 8th gygax without permission. Be in an uncomfortably intimate relationship with your cyborgs. Fuck with their laws constantly. Get lynched for doing so. Generate an infinite product line of cleanbots. Watch your metal domain flourish. Be shot instantly for wasting all of the mats.
!dEasy
|-
![[Vanguard Operative]]
|Rob every division on station for "gateway supplies." Realize that you have the best melee weapon on station. Relinquish that title after you go off station. Jump through the gateway with a ton of <s>sacrifices</s> volunteers. Bring all of your gateway loot on station to flex on the rest of the station. Get bwoinked after an assistant shoves you and steals your gun.
!Hard
|}

== Medical ==
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! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
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![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]] [[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Gently remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors <s>and threaten to make them wish they did if they don’t.</s> Beat your doctors for attempting to turn someone into a monkey. Sample your own product. Heal the entirety of the station in under 2 minutes and be called a shitter because you forgot one assistant in deep space without their suit sensors. Be the fastest dart-gun in the west.
!cMedium
|-
![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]] [[Medical Doctor]]
|Preform unethical surgery in the name of medical advancement. Be screamed at desperately to open the doors mid-smoke break. Do revival surgery on every body to no-one's amusement but your own. Forgot about medical ethics whenever someone steals your epinephine. Be extremely confused about bobmed.
!dMedium
|-
![[File:Paramedic.png|64px|link=Paramedic]] [[Paramedic]]
|Chase down an assistant with 5 brute damage to force him to take your special medicine. Sedate everyone who poses a threat to your department. Forget you don't have the access of a regular doctor. Die in a firefight while trying to revive everyone.
!dMedium
|-
![[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]] [[Chemist]]
|Make chemicals for the Medical Doctors to use and other roles, such as botany and occasionally the bar. Spend the entire shift snorting chemicals off of your department's floor. Try to experiment a little and blow yourself up horribly.
!dMedium
|-
![[File:Generic_virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]] [[Virologist]]
|Spend all shift working on a healing virus, accidentally give it the smallest drawback, be lynched almost instantly. Only be useful when gateways are open or sentient disease is rolled. Desperately wish your RNG was better.
!cMedium
|}

== Civilian ==
=== Supply ===
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! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
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![[File:Generic_qm.png|64px|link=Quartermaster]] [[Quartermaster]]
|Beg your cargo Techs not to talk about the cargonia joke. Defend your pets with your life. Watch over your cargo tech's orders, and cry internally as your precious credits go down the drain. Forget you're a real head.
!cMedium
|-
![[File:Generic_cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]] [[Cargo Technician]]
|Push crates onto shuttle, be chased by bees off the shuttle. Forget who ordered what. Scream over comms every time someone's random order they forgot about arrives. Don't let security find your gun stash.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_shaft.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]] [[Shaft Miner]]
|The asteroids these guys were sent to before now seem like a nice summer break to the hellish landscape that is lava land. Gather ore in your funny bag, cry to science when they forget you exist and nothing ever gets upgraded. Beat a dragon to death with your hands, or die trying. Obliterate the first person who accidentally clicks on you with harm intent with your OP weapons you found.
!bHard
|}

=== Service ===
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! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=100|Difficulty
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![[File:Generic_janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]] [[Janitor]]
|In a hazardous station, the janitor’s job is never done. Cry when your janicart is pushed into deep-space by a conga-line of assistants. Hold security at gunpoint to stop tracking blood on the floor. Throw cleaning grenades directly into the chef's kitchen. Eventually give up and take a nap in your office.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_barman.png|64px|link=Bartender]] [[Bartender]]
|Stand behind your barcounter, and give away free drinks. Watch as people awkwardly flirt with each other while you stand there polishing a glass. Grab your gun every time the clown walks into your bar. Shatter the kneecaps of barhoppers. Forget how to make a bloody mary.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]] [[Cook]]
|Make food for the crew. Don't let anyone see your gibber. Silently harvest organs from the morgue to feed the weaning cries of the starving crew. Be the most dangerous person on the station as long as you're in your kitchen. Say 'mama-mia!'
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_botanist.png|64px|link=botanist]] [[Botanist]]
|Be screamed at by the chef to make thousands of ingredients. Deliver on none of them. Be the station's main source of wood. Smoke '''so''' much weed, dude. Become the most powerful entity on station.
!cMedium
|}

=== Miscellaneous ===
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! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width=200|Job
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! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width=100|Difficulty
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![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|64px|link=Assistant]] [[Assistant]]
|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the Clown. Never assist anyone. Be a walking cum-dispenser.
!fNone
|-
![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]] [[Clown]]
|Honk! Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for all access. Honk! Prank the CMO until he commits suicide out of frustration. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK! '''Kill god.''' HONK!
!eHONK!
|-
![[File:Generic_mime.png|64px|link=Mime]] [[Mime]]
|''*wave''
!e...
|-
![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]] [[Chaplain]]
|Get people drunk. Run around the station looking for people you're allowed to behead with your armory of pop-culture references. Behead corpses if you can't find any. Be best friends with security, despite the fact that they should probably arrest you for your murderous tendencies. *Pray nonstop. Get smited.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_librarian.png|64px|link=Curator]] [[Curator]]
|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. """""Find""""" treasure for your exhibit. Realize that you're not a librarian and release your inner dominatrix via the whip. Vandalize the front of the brig with erotica engravings. Use your whip to make CentCom be confused about why all the tasers and batons are in space. Clean the semgma from your carpet.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]] [[Lawyer]]
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration. Occasionally find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation. Pick 'Internal affairs agent' and cry when no one takes you seriously.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_psychologist.png‎|64px|link=Psychologist]] [[Psychologist]]
|Pursue the fruitless endeavor of trying to provide mental healthcare aboard a station staffed near exclusively with violent sociopaths, give up on that and chillax in your office. Help catgirls work out all of their stress on your couch.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Prisoner.png|64px|link=Lawyer]] [[Prisoner]]
|Lock yourselves up in perma by somehow building walls. Have security barge in 20 minutes later. Throw a party.
!dEasy
|}

== Non-human ==

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:AI.gif|64px|link=AI]] [[AI]]
| Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the [[captain]] robust the [[clown]]. Get bitched at. Name yourself something sexual. Get bitched at. Get carded. Get bitched at. Abuse loopholes in laws to murder people. Get bwoinked.
!aVery Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_borg.png|64px|link=Cyborg]] [[Cyborg]]
|Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to [[Research Director|certain individuals]]. Forget to recharge. Forget completely that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. 
Have lengthy discussions with crew members about the correct interpretation of your laws. Select dogborg. Be instantly flashed and beaten to death.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Generic drone.png|64px|link=Drone]] [[Drone]]
|Become that adorable robotic pet. Fix the holes the crew will inevitably make. Steal everything not bolted down. Get picked up and used as a hat against your will. Be more competent than the stations Engineers. Get killed by the Engineers for being more competent than them. Wear a funny hat.
!bEasy
|-
![[File:Pai.png|64px|link=Personal AI]] [[Personal AI]]
|Be the friend someone has always wanted (if they bother downloading you). Whine in OOC because they didn't. Don't fill any of the fields except the name field. Imitate the AI and make it seem rogue. Imitate the Supermatter and make everyone shit their pants. Be stuffed down the front of someone's pants. [[ERP|Like it.]]
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Shade.png|64px|link=Construct]] [[Construct]]
|Get wrecked by cult, or change map preference to meta and tip your fedora at the chaplain. laugh at the assistant trying to punch you, then get killed by a simplemob carp. Start beefs with other constructs for getting the first shell, ask for juggernaut and get <s>spaced</s> wraith.
!cEasy to Medium
|-
![[File:Ghost2.png|64px|link=Ghost]] [[Ghost]]
|Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Admin help. <s>Omnighost</s> Orbit around the singulo pretending to be a black hole. Watch [[ERP]]. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja. All follow an antag like some form of ethereal dog pile. Be upset enough about <s>said antag</s> '''literally everything''' to rival industrial salt mining.
!fGhastly!
|}

== Antagonists ==
=== Main Antagonists ===
Main Antagonists are typically the primary antagonist of a single round, and form the backbone of how a round progresses.
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:brown;"|Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Traitor]] [[Traitor]]
|Buy an ebow and esword and make people cry. Ignore your objectives and go on a rampage with your cool gear. Get unceremoniously killed and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant. Be obliterated by security for attempting to speak.
!cMedium
|-
![[File:Not_Malf.gif|64px|link=Malfunctioning AI]] [[Malfunctioning AI]]
|"Forget" to remind the crew about suit sensors. Get your borg destroyed/emaged five minutes into the shift. Let people into your upload only to stun/kill them a second later. Flood the station with <s>plasma</s> screams of the clown being beat to death by security over the intercom. Get unceremoniously carded and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant with an EVA suit.
!cVery Hard
|-
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Changeling]] [[Changeling]]
|Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway. Sting everyone who walks past you. Realize your armblade is bootleg AA. Be cremated instantly.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Nuclear Operative]] [[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
|Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian. Slip on a piece of soap. Die.
!aVery Hard
|-
![[File:Cultist.png|64px|link=Blood Cult]] [[Blood Cult|Blood Cultist]]
|Scribble runes with your own blood. Summon eldritch gods. Rock out with your <s>cock</s> cult blade out and get arrested. Larp being a vampire.
!cMedium
|-
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Blood Cult]] [[Vampire]]
|Set up a sick maintenance lair. Spend more time tricking it out than being an antagonist. Get betrayed by one of your thralls instantly. Be confused about all of your mechanics. Die to a solar flare. Nap in a coffin. Be the most goth person on the station.
!cHard
|-
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Revolution]] [[Revolution|Revolutionary]]
|Greytide without worrying about getting banned. Either kill the CMO and RD in under five minutes, or get crushed under Security's boots.
!aEasy to Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]] [[Wizard]]
|FORTI GY AMA!! EI NATH!!
!aVery Hard
|-
|}

=== Side Antagonists ===
Side antagonists are secondary antagonists that are either subservient to other, main, antagonists, or have a small chance to appear during any round type. Side antagonists tend to be slightly less powerful than their main counterparts.
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:orange;"|Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
|-

![[File:Blob core.gif|64px|link=Blob]] [[Blob]]
|Beware of The Blob, it creeps and leaps and glides and slides, across the floor, right through the door. Except you don't do any of this. Make the crew scream internally when you appear at the tail end of a mass station bombing. Slowly consume the station, until you either eat everything or get killed by the current round's antagonist.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Agent.png|64px|link=Abductor]] [[Abductor]]
|Kidnap people and experiment on them. Disregard that objective and kidnap Ian/Kill the AI. Accidentally kidnap yourself. Steal the armory after losing your tools. Hope your fellow Scientist/Agent is not incompetent and lets the crew kidnap you.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Stand.gif|64px|link=Holoparasite]] [[Holoparasite]]
|Do what your summoner tells you to do. Set your battlecry to something so awful it makes your foes cry in battle. Annoy your summoner by constantly making JoJokes in their head. Be a punchghost.
!bORA ORA ORA
|-
![[File:Alien.png|64px|link=Alien]] [[Xenos|Xenomorph]]
|Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien ''wing-wang''. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and your race's survival in favor of acting out the [[Curator|Curator's]] favorite porno.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Guard.png|64px|link=Spider]] [[Spider|Spiders]]
|Catch flies in your web and suck his juices out just like your dad, a changeling. Get your xenobiologist banned because he let you lay eggs. Consume, Adapt, and respawn over and over in a new shell.
!bEasy to Medium
|-
![[File:Swarmer.png|64px|link=Swarmers]] [[Swarmers]]
|Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Teleport <s>other swarmers</s> your enemies away from your metal.
!bMedium
|-
![[File:Revenant.png|64px|link=Revenant]] [[Revenant]]
|Shock lights, transmit WGW right into the Curator until he goes mad. Trade for them until <s>admins</s> gods get fed up and turn ghosts into you. Be a griefghost.
!bEasy
|-
![[File:Morph.png|64px|link=Morph]] [[Morph]]
|Eat pens for amusement, disguise yourself as beepsky. Disguise yourself as the Captain, confront the Captain while disguised as him, get shot.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Nightmare]] [[Nightmare]]
|Jaunt. Murder people and crush the flare exploit! Jaunt. Make the lights your bitch! Jaunt. Jaunt into light! Jaunt. Jaunt into stunbaton! Complain in deadchat.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Generic_ninja.png|64px|link=Space Ninja]] [[Space Ninja]]
|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Kill everyone regardless.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Slaughterdemon.png|64px|link=Slaughter Demon]] [[Slaughter Demon]]
|Hunt down and kill the wizard who summoned you. Eat bodies out of the [[Morgue]] for health. Drag bleeding bodies through the hall. Make the janitor happy by making him become the most important job for a while. Be unable to bloodcrawl due to all the blood being cleaned up. Eat the janitor. RIP AND TEAR!
!bMedium
|-
![[File:Pirate.png|64px|link=Pirate]] [[Pirate]]
|Try to raid the station. Fail miserably because the entire crew is out for your blood so they can re-roll for antag.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Icons8 flat biohazard.svg.png|64px|link=Sentient Disease]] [[Sentient Disease]]
|Try to infect people. Get the virologist lynched. Get the CMO lynched. Get the rest of medbay lynched. Make everyone grow beards.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Shadowperson.png|64px|link=Obsessed]] [[Obsessed]]
|Try to act creepy and shifty. Fail because everyone's a miserable bastard in this shithole.
!bMedium
|-
![[File:Griffmaster.png|64px|link=Fugitives]] [[Fugitives]]
|Lead the [[Hunters]] on a chase around the station. Total the [[clown]] into the Supermatter while doing so.
!bMedium
|-
![[File:Spessrussian.png|64px|link=Hunters]] [[Hunters]]
|Wave your weapons wildly around. Shoot the [[Fugitives]] for resisting. While you're at it, shoot the entire crew for resisting.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Newspacedragon.gif|64px|link=Pulsating Tumor]] [[Pulsating Tumor|Elite Mobs]]
|Kill the fools who awakened you! Trash the mining base! Surf on lava. Illegally resettle on the station.
!bMedium
|-
![[File:Slimeorange.png|64px|link=Sentient Slime]] [[Sentient Slime]]
|Die, and die, and die. Be accursed by the "Coderbus" that lies above to be almost completely inconsequential.
!bVery Hard
|-
|}

=== Depreciated Antagonists ===
These antagonists, for one reason or another, are no longer in the normal gamemode rotation. Beware: these antagonists may appear due to malevolent [[Admins|Space God]] shenanigans, so don't rule them out entirely.
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! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:DimGray;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:DimGray;"|Removal Reason
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:DimGray;"|Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:DimGray;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Monkey.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Monkey]] [[Game Mode#Monkey|Monkey]]
|Original game mode was buggy and usually a steam roll, newer versions were one sided against the monkeys. However, Jungle Fever may make a return someday.
|Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes. Spend the next two hours as a ghost.
!bVery Hard
|-
![[File:servant_of_ratvar.png|64px|link=Clockwork Cult]] [[Clockwork Cult|Clockwork Cultist]]
|Poor thing went through more iterations than any other antagonist. In the beginning, it was a blood cult imitator with turrets which was based around converting silicons. By the end, it was a bunch of kidnapping clock golems. Most rounds, it ended in a steamroll either for the cult, or for the crew. In the former case, the cultists would just sit around twiddling their thumbs for 10 minutes, in the latter case, security would bust through and end the cult in 1 minute. Throughout its existence, it was riddled with bugs and other exploits. Examples include:
* The Eminence teleporting maxcaps into the brig
* The crew purposely blowing up the SM to deny power to the cult
* Stargazer spam around the AI sat
* Cogscarab brass replication exploits
Currently the Clockwork Cult is removed from the normal rotation of game modes, albeit the code is still in the game and spawnable by admemes.
|Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Start a steampunk book club and kill all the old-fashioned book clubbers. Invoke a bunch of anime people to summon Ratvar. Make <s>everyone</s> <s>absolutely nobody</s> a few people at /vg/ mad by stealing their antagonist.
!bMedium to <s>Unwinnable</s> Effortless
|-
![[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Overthrow]] [[Overthrow|Syndicate Mutineer]]
|Overthrow ended up being a damn confusing gamemode. Examples include how unclear it was if the other agent teams were working with or against you, or how the points system worked, not to mention the poor wording of the Overthrown AI lawset. Numerous bugs surfaced that didn't all get fixed, and the gamemode ended up being recognized as one of the least-liked gamemodes after a vote was taken.
The mode's future is uncertain.
|Arrive on the station as a Traitor with less gear but the ability to awaken the Syndicate sleeper agent in everybody. Cooperate with other teams to stage the perfect coup (or don't and just fight each other, fuck those guys). Roll up with your posse on a quest to become the most powerful <s>[[Gang]]</s> Syndicate team.
!aHard
|-
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Assimilation]] [[Assimilation|Hivemind Host]]
|Stand around in places and add unwitting humans to your hivemind. Hijack the minds of crewmembers and have them do [[Traitor#Murder 101|the dirty work]] for you. Have a random vessel get implanted and security wailing down on you 30 minutes into the shift.
|Be a conversion stealth antag. Use One Mind and become unstunnable with magic abilities that are only ever fun for yourself.
!aHard
|-
|}

== Special ==

{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Ashwalker.png|link=Lavaland/Space Role]] [[Lavaland/Space Role]]
|Die to ash storms. Die to an asteroid. Die to lava. Die when a Security strike team teleports into your base. Die to a Miner. Die in general.
!bHard
|-
![[File:centcomofficial.png|64px|link=CentCom Official]] [[CentCom Official]]
|Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy. Get killed almost immediately by a random mob. Have you body looted by everyone, including the captain.
!bMedium
|-
![[File:Ian.PNG|64px|link=Ian]] [[Ian]]
|Ass-inspect, eat donuts, get killed, be dragged off to a washing machine and get gibbed. Cause a riot. Try to forget what the HOP does when nobody's looking.
!aImpossible
|-
![[File:Chrono.png|64px|link=Chrono Legionnaire]] [[Chrono Legionnaire]]
|Erase the Clown from time. Accidently erase your objective from time. Erase Adolf Hitler for the 50th time this week. Without a trace!
!bNever Existed
|-
![[File:Highlander.png|64px|link=Highlander]] [[Highlander]]
|<big><big><big>THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE<big><big><big>
!bMedium
|-
![[File:emergencyresponseteamcommander.png|64px|link=Emergency Response Team]] [[Emergency Response Team|Emergency Response Officer]]
|Arrive too late on the station to actually help. Lose the rest of your team, get outnumbered and die. Respawn as a second response team to save the first team.
!bVery Hard
|-
![[File:deathsquadofficer.png|64px|link=Death Squad]] [[Death Squad|Death Squad Officer]]
|Beg for DS, spawn in at CentCom, kill an admin who was trying to tell you your mission, get gibbed, beg for another chance. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶o̶b̶l̶i̶v̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶r̶i̶f̶l̶e̶ laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping and the Clown can't fire your DNA-locked rifle. Shoot the Clown with your Mateba Revolver.
!bHard
|}

[[Category:Jobs]]

Jobs

2021-06-27T18:13:42Z

Alexi: Added new sec roles, modified doctor to no longer mention cloner.

On SkyratStation, your job defines a little bit about your character and who they are akin to a class. Every job gets a different and unique set of equipment as well as [[identification_card|access]]. Keep in mind that you should restrict each character to two skill sets, such as engineering and security, service and medical, or science and medical. More can be read about this in [[rules]].
''Most of these are meant to be comedic in nature, rules take priority over funny meme''.



{{Template:Jobs}}

== Useful Links ==

* [[Chain of Command]]
* [[Corporate Regulations]]
* [[Guides]]
* [[Rules]]
* [[Job selection and assignment]]

== Command ==

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! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]] [[Captain]]
|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Secure the nuclear authentication disk and deal with any station-wide issues, as well as feuds between heads of staff. Watch your home burn to the ground.
!aVery Hard
|-
![[File:Lea_Blueshield.png|64px|link=Blueshield]] [[Blueshield]]
|<s>Protect</s> Babysit the heads, Follow the <s>heads</s> Captain around like a lost puppy. Occasionally protect them from harm but usually sit in a room while they do "valuable" work. Drink yourself to death because of your awful job. Watch the heads abuse power. Be forced to watch your captain [[ERP|entertain his guests.]]
!cHard
|-
![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]] [[Head of Personnel]]
|Manage the service department and the changing of identification card access. Be the essential second in command of the station and try to do the [[Captain]]'s job when they aren’t there. Refuse the Clown All access. Protect IAN with your life.
!cMedium
|}

== Security ==
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! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" |Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]] [[Head of Security]]
|Make sure your team is doing their job and is upholding the law. Protect the station against [[antagonists|your enemies]] and look cool as shit while doing so. Watch in helpless silence as your officers beat each other to death over petty squabbles. Politely remind the warden that breaking a prisoner's kneecaps over a minor incident is against company records. Die in the first shootout you get into.
!aVery Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]] [[Warden]]
|Sit in your office and watch the cameras as well as crew monitor. Set anyone to arrest who breaks the law and is wanted. Make sure to update the records frequently. Watch the prisoners build baseball bats and hatchets to stare menacingly at you from the walls. Watch your officers refuse to process prisoners manually and dump their corpses in front of your office. Sip your coffee with a sigh.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Sergeant]] [[Security Sergeant]]
| Become the embodiment of shitsec. Grunt your way around and baton people for looking at you wrong. Break up menial bar fights or fight off a [[Nuclear Operative|Syndicate nuke-OP]] that you are not equipped enough for because the alert is to goddamn low. Get mocked by the crew for being incompetent when you are the only one actually trying in security. Drink Quadruple Sec to drown in your sorrows. Be bwoinked because you didn't type eight paragraphs before batoning the active shooter.
!aHard
|-
![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]] [[Security Officer]]
| Become the embodiment of shitsec. Grunt your way around and baton people for looking at you wrong. Break up menial bar fights or fight off a [[Nuclear Operative|Syndicate nuke-OP]] that you are not equipped enough for because the alert is to goddamn low. Get mocked by the crew for being incompetent when you are the only one actually trying in security. Drink Quadruple Sec to drown in your sorrows. Be bwoinked because you didn't type eight paragraphs before batoning the active shooter.
!aHard
|-
![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]] [[Detective]]
|The detective is both a useless and incredibly useful job. The problem is, anyone can point a scanner at something and match the DNA, but not everyone has access. Typically people will ask you to a crime scene to scan everything around it and match up stuff. Your secondary job is to interrogate criminals who break the [[Space-Law|law]] in a high capacity.
!aMedium
|-
![[Civil Disputes Officer]]
|Become a glorified security maid. Break up bar fights, clean up the station, and realize you're drastically underequipped to handle anything more than a bar fight. Get mocked a bit less than the rest of security. Drink Triple Sec to drown in your sorrows. Realize that you're just security but with training wheels on. Embrace this fact and become the hero that the station needs.
!Easy
|-
![[Security Medic]]
|Join Security because they pay better. Think that you get to do surgery and act like a normal medical doctor. Realize that you're just a glorified paramedic with a gun. Fix all the people that security shoot. Realize that your gun is just a shittier version of what security gets. Battle the CMO for the title of fastest dart-gun in the west.
!Medium
|}

== Engineering ==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#FFFFDD;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]] [[Chief Engineer]]
|The Chief Engineer in all aspects is essentially a glorified Station Engineer with extra equipment, then again that can be said for most heads of staff. Have total and complete knowledge of every pipe and wire on the station. Utterly forget how to do anything but basic wiring. Be the only person who knows how to set up the supermatter. Blame the other engineers when it goes nuclear. Protect poly from the horde of annoyed crewmembers when she finds a headset.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Generic_engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]] [[Station Engineer]]
|Keep the station from exploding too much. Patch up the holes when it inevitably does. Build a massive, complex side-project with it's own wiring, atmospherics, and station nodes. Be depressed when nobody finds it as impressive as you. Do solars instead because you're scared of the SM.
!cMedium
|-
![[File:Generic_atmos.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]] [[Atmospheric Technician]]
|Be the single-smartest person on the station. Redo all of the pipes because everyone's choking to death from a one inch breach. Scrub plasma out of every single room because the AI's going insane. Get blasted out into space never to be seen again by a misaligned gas pipe. Give the crew their tasty oxygen.
!cMedium
|}

== Science ==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_rd.png|64px|link=Research Director]] [[Research Director]]
|Oversee see your glorious purple domain. Lock weird aliens inside of a chamber, and then poke them. Ask your scientists what they're doing, be horrified by the results. Be the single most well-armed person on the station. Throw your entire department's funding at the B.E.P.I.S. Live in abject poverty.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Geneticist.png|64px|link=Geneticist]] [[Geneticist]]
|Give yourself tourette's. Harness the infinite power of genetics and transformation to create the ultimate life-form. Be told instantly no one is allowed to use them. Get telekinesis and be the single most hated person on the station. Abuse monkeys.
!cMedium
|-
![[File:scientist_generic.png|64px|link=Scientist]] [[Scientist]]
|Enact your fantasies of[[guide_to_toxins|bomb making]] and dissection of alien creatures. Blow all of your points on xenoarcheology and slime-breeding, disappear to never be seen again until the last 2 minutes of the shift. Make the least possible ethical circuitry machines. Do horrible, horrible things to the [[Clown]] in the name of science.
!cMedium
|-
![[File:Roboticist.png|64px|link=Roboticist]] [[Roboticist]]
|Beg the RD to let you build dangerous mechs. Be bwoinked seconds after building your 8th gygax without permission. Be in an uncomfortably intimate relationship with your cyborgs. Fuck with their laws constantly. Get lynched for doing so. Generate an infinite product line of cleanbots. Watch your metal domain flourish. Be shot instantly for wasting all of the mats.
!dEasy
|}

== Medical ==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]] [[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Gently remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors <s>and threaten to make them wish they did if they don’t.</s> Beat your doctors for attempting to turn someone into a monkey. Sample your own product. Heal the entirety of the station in under 2 minutes and be called a shitter because you forgot one assistant in deep space without their suit sensors. Be the fastest dart-gun in the west.
!cMedium
|-
![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]] [[Medical Doctor]]
|Preform unethical surgery in the name of medical advancement. Be screamed at desperately to open the doors mid-smoke break. Do revival surgery on every body to no-one's amusement but your own. Forgot about medical ethics whenever someone steals your epinephine. Be extremely confused about bobmed.
!dMedium
|-
![[File:Paramedic.png|64px|link=Paramedic]] [[Paramedic]]
|Chase down an assistant with 5 brute damage to force him to take your special medicine. Sedate everyone who poses a threat to your department. Forget you don't have the access of a regular doctor. Die in a firefight while trying to revive everyone.
!dMedium
|-
![[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]] [[Chemist]]
|Make chemicals for the Medical Doctors to use and other roles, such as botany and occasionally the bar. Spend the entire shift snorting chemicals off of your department's floor. Try to experiment a little and blow yourself up horribly.
!dMedium
|-
![[File:Generic_virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]] [[Virologist]]
|Spend all shift working on a healing virus, accidentally give it the smallest drawback, be lynched almost instantly. Only be useful when gateways are open or sentient disease is rolled. Desperately wish your RNG was better.
!cMedium
|}

== Civilian ==
=== Supply ===
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#FFFFDD;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_qm.png|64px|link=Quartermaster]] [[Quartermaster]]
|Beg your cargo Techs not to talk about the cargonia joke. Defend your pets with your life. Watch over your cargo tech's orders, and cry internally as your precious credits go down the drain. Forget you're a real head.
!cMedium
|-
![[File:Generic_cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]] [[Cargo Technician]]
|Push crates onto shuttle, be chased by bees off the shuttle. Forget who ordered what. Scream over comms every time someone's random order they forgot about arrives. Don't let security find your gun stash.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_shaft.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]] [[Shaft Miner]]
|The asteroids these guys were sent to before now seem like a nice summer break to the hellish landscape that is lava land. Gather ore in your funny bag, cry to science when they forget you exist and nothing ever gets upgraded. Beat a dragon to death with your hands, or die trying. Obliterate the first person who accidentally clicks on you with harm intent with your OP weapons you found.
!bHard
|}

=== Service ===
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]] [[Janitor]]
|In a hazardous station, the janitor’s job is never done. Cry when your janicart is pushed into deep-space by a conga-line of assistants. Hold security at gunpoint to stop tracking blood on the floor. Throw cleaning grenades directly into the chef's kitchen. Eventually give up and take a nap in your office.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_barman.png|64px|link=Bartender]] [[Bartender]]
|Stand behind your barcounter, and give away free drinks. Watch as people awkwardly flirt with each other while you stand there polishing a glass. Grab your gun every time the clown walks into your bar. Shatter the kneecaps of barhoppers. Forget how to make a bloody mary.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]] [[Cook]]
|Make food for the crew. Don't let anyone see your gibber. Silently harvest organs from the morgue to feed the weaning cries of the starving crew. Be the most dangerous person on the station as long as you're in your kitchen. Say 'mama-mia!'
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_botanist.png|64px|link=botanist]] [[Botanist]]
|Be screamed at by the chef to make thousands of ingredients. Deliver on none of them. Be the station's main source of wood. Smoke '''so''' much weed, dude. Become the most powerful entity on station.
!cMedium
|}

=== Miscellaneous ===
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! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|64px|link=Assistant]] [[Assistant]]
|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the Clown. Never assist anyone. Be a walking cum-dispenser.
!fNone
|-
![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]] [[Clown]]
|Honk! Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for all access. Honk! Prank the CMO until he commits suicide out of frustration. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK! '''Kill god.''' HONK!
!eHONK!
|-
![[File:Generic_mime.png|64px|link=Mime]] [[Mime]]
|''*wave''
!e...
|-
![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]] [[Chaplain]]
|Get people drunk. Run around the station looking for people you're allowed to behead with your armory of pop-culture references. Behead corpses if you can't find any. Be best friends with security, despite the fact that they should probably arrest you for your murderous tendencies. *Pray nonstop. Get smited.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_librarian.png|64px|link=Curator]] [[Curator]]
|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. """""Find""""" treasure for your exhibit. Realize that you're not a librarian and release your inner dominatrix via the whip. Vandalize the front of the brig with erotica engravings. Use your whip to make CentCom be confused about why all the tasers and batons are in space. Clean the semgma from your carpet.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]] [[Lawyer]]
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration. Occasionally find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation. Pick 'Internal affairs agent' and cry when no one takes you seriously.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Generic_psychologist.png‎|64px|link=Psychologist]] [[Psychologist]]
|Pursue the fruitless endeavor of trying to provide mental healthcare aboard a station staffed near exclusively with violent sociopaths, give up on that and chillax in your office. Help catgirls work out all of their stress on your couch.
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Prisoner.png|64px|link=Lawyer]] [[Prisoner]]
|Lock yourselves up in perma by somehow building walls. Have security barge in 20 minutes later. Throw a party.
!dEasy
|}

== Non-human ==

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! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:AI.gif|64px|link=AI]] [[AI]]
| Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the [[captain]] robust the [[clown]]. Get bitched at. Name yourself something sexual. Get bitched at. Get carded. Get bitched at. Abuse loopholes in laws to murder people. Get bwoinked.
!aVery Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_borg.png|64px|link=Cyborg]] [[Cyborg]]
|Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to [[Research Director|certain individuals]]. Forget to recharge. Forget completely that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. 
Have lengthy discussions with crew members about the correct interpretation of your laws. Select dogborg. Be instantly flashed and beaten to death.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Generic drone.png|64px|link=Drone]] [[Drone]]
|Become that adorable robotic pet. Fix the holes the crew will inevitably make. Steal everything not bolted down. Get picked up and used as a hat against your will. Be more competent than the stations Engineers. Get killed by the Engineers for being more competent than them. Wear a funny hat.
!bEasy
|-
![[File:Pai.png|64px|link=Personal AI]] [[Personal AI]]
|Be the friend someone has always wanted (if they bother downloading you). Whine in OOC because they didn't. Don't fill any of the fields except the name field. Imitate the AI and make it seem rogue. Imitate the Supermatter and make everyone shit their pants. Be stuffed down the front of someone's pants. [[ERP|Like it.]]
!dEasy
|-
![[File:Shade.png|64px|link=Construct]] [[Construct]]
|Get wrecked by cult, or change map preference to meta and tip your fedora at the chaplain. laugh at the assistant trying to punch you, then get killed by a simplemob carp. Start beefs with other constructs for getting the first shell, ask for juggernaut and get <s>spaced</s> wraith.
!cEasy to Medium
|-
![[File:Ghost2.png|64px|link=Ghost]] [[Ghost]]
|Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Admin help. <s>Omnighost</s> Orbit around the singulo pretending to be a black hole. Watch [[ERP]]. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja. All follow an antag like some form of ethereal dog pile. Be upset enough about <s>said antag</s> '''literally everything''' to rival industrial salt mining.
!fGhastly!
|}

== Antagonists ==
=== Main Antagonists ===
Main Antagonists are typically the primary antagonist of a single round, and form the backbone of how a round progresses.
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! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:brown;"|Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Traitor]] [[Traitor]]
|Buy an ebow and esword and make people cry. Ignore your objectives and go on a rampage with your cool gear. Get unceremoniously killed and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant. Be obliterated by security for attempting to speak.
!cMedium
|-
![[File:Not_Malf.gif|64px|link=Malfunctioning AI]] [[Malfunctioning AI]]
|"Forget" to remind the crew about suit sensors. Get your borg destroyed/emaged five minutes into the shift. Let people into your upload only to stun/kill them a second later. Flood the station with <s>plasma</s> screams of the clown being beat to death by security over the intercom. Get unceremoniously carded and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant with an EVA suit.
!cVery Hard
|-
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Changeling]] [[Changeling]]
|Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway. Sting everyone who walks past you. Realize your armblade is bootleg AA. Be cremated instantly.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Nuclear Operative]] [[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
|Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian. Slip on a piece of soap. Die.
!aVery Hard
|-
![[File:Cultist.png|64px|link=Blood Cult]] [[Blood Cult|Blood Cultist]]
|Scribble runes with your own blood. Summon eldritch gods. Rock out with your <s>cock</s> cult blade out and get arrested. Larp being a vampire.
!cMedium
|-
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Blood Cult]] [[Vampire]]
|Set up a sick maintenance lair. Spend more time tricking it out than being an antagonist. Get betrayed by one of your thralls instantly. Be confused about all of your mechanics. Die to a solar flare. Nap in a coffin. Be the most goth person on the station.
!cHard
|-
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Revolution]] [[Revolution|Revolutionary]]
|Greytide without worrying about getting banned. Either kill the CMO and RD in under five minutes, or get crushed under Security's boots.
!aEasy to Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]] [[Wizard]]
|FORTI GY AMA!! EI NATH!!
!aVery Hard
|-
|}

=== Side Antagonists ===
Side antagonists are secondary antagonists that are either subservient to other, main, antagonists, or have a small chance to appear during any round type. Side antagonists tend to be slightly less powerful than their main counterparts.
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![[File:Blob core.gif|64px|link=Blob]] [[Blob]]
|Beware of The Blob, it creeps and leaps and glides and slides, across the floor, right through the door. Except you don't do any of this. Make the crew scream internally when you appear at the tail end of a mass station bombing. Slowly consume the station, until you either eat everything or get killed by the current round's antagonist.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Agent.png|64px|link=Abductor]] [[Abductor]]
|Kidnap people and experiment on them. Disregard that objective and kidnap Ian/Kill the AI. Accidentally kidnap yourself. Steal the armory after losing your tools. Hope your fellow Scientist/Agent is not incompetent and lets the crew kidnap you.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Stand.gif|64px|link=Holoparasite]] [[Holoparasite]]
|Do what your summoner tells you to do. Set your battlecry to something so awful it makes your foes cry in battle. Annoy your summoner by constantly making JoJokes in their head. Be a punchghost.
!bORA ORA ORA
|-
![[File:Alien.png|64px|link=Alien]] [[Xenos|Xenomorph]]
|Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien ''wing-wang''. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and your race's survival in favor of acting out the [[Curator|Curator's]] favorite porno.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Guard.png|64px|link=Spider]] [[Spider|Spiders]]
|Catch flies in your web and suck his juices out just like your dad, a changeling. Get your xenobiologist banned because he let you lay eggs. Consume, Adapt, and respawn over and over in a new shell.
!bEasy to Medium
|-
![[File:Swarmer.png|64px|link=Swarmers]] [[Swarmers]]
|Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Teleport <s>other swarmers</s> your enemies away from your metal.
!bMedium
|-
![[File:Revenant.png|64px|link=Revenant]] [[Revenant]]
|Shock lights, transmit WGW right into the Curator until he goes mad. Trade for them until <s>admins</s> gods get fed up and turn ghosts into you. Be a griefghost.
!bEasy
|-
![[File:Morph.png|64px|link=Morph]] [[Morph]]
|Eat pens for amusement, disguise yourself as beepsky. Disguise yourself as the Captain, confront the Captain while disguised as him, get shot.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Nightmare]] [[Nightmare]]
|Jaunt. Murder people and crush the flare exploit! Jaunt. Make the lights your bitch! Jaunt. Jaunt into light! Jaunt. Jaunt into stunbaton! Complain in deadchat.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Generic_ninja.png|64px|link=Space Ninja]] [[Space Ninja]]
|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Kill everyone regardless.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Slaughterdemon.png|64px|link=Slaughter Demon]] [[Slaughter Demon]]
|Hunt down and kill the wizard who summoned you. Eat bodies out of the [[Morgue]] for health. Drag bleeding bodies through the hall. Make the janitor happy by making him become the most important job for a while. Be unable to bloodcrawl due to all the blood being cleaned up. Eat the janitor. RIP AND TEAR!
!bMedium
|-
![[File:Pirate.png|64px|link=Pirate]] [[Pirate]]
|Try to raid the station. Fail miserably because the entire crew is out for your blood so they can re-roll for antag.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Icons8 flat biohazard.svg.png|64px|link=Sentient Disease]] [[Sentient Disease]]
|Try to infect people. Get the virologist lynched. Get the CMO lynched. Get the rest of medbay lynched. Make everyone grow beards.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Shadowperson.png|64px|link=Obsessed]] [[Obsessed]]
|Try to act creepy and shifty. Fail because everyone's a miserable bastard in this shithole.
!bMedium
|-
![[File:Griffmaster.png|64px|link=Fugitives]] [[Fugitives]]
|Lead the [[Hunters]] on a chase around the station. Total the [[clown]] into the Supermatter while doing so.
!bMedium
|-
![[File:Spessrussian.png|64px|link=Hunters]] [[Hunters]]
|Wave your weapons wildly around. Shoot the [[Fugitives]] for resisting. While you're at it, shoot the entire crew for resisting.
!bHard
|-
![[File:Newspacedragon.gif|64px|link=Pulsating Tumor]] [[Pulsating Tumor|Elite Mobs]]
|Kill the fools who awakened you! Trash the mining base! Surf on lava. Illegally resettle on the station.
!bMedium
|-
![[File:Slimeorange.png|64px|link=Sentient Slime]] [[Sentient Slime]]
|Die, and die, and die. Be accursed by the "Coderbus" that lies above to be almost completely inconsequential.
!bVery Hard
|-
|}

=== Depreciated Antagonists ===
These antagonists, for one reason or another, are no longer in the normal gamemode rotation. Beware: these antagonists may appear due to malevolent [[Admins|Space God]] shenanigans, so don't rule them out entirely.
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![[File:Monkey.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Monkey]] [[Game Mode#Monkey|Monkey]]
|Original game mode was buggy and usually a steam roll, newer versions were one sided against the monkeys. However, Jungle Fever may make a return someday.
|Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes. Spend the next two hours as a ghost.
!bVery Hard
|-
![[File:servant_of_ratvar.png|64px|link=Clockwork Cult]] [[Clockwork Cult|Clockwork Cultist]]
|Poor thing went through more iterations than any other antagonist. In the beginning, it was a blood cult imitator with turrets which was based around converting silicons. By the end, it was a bunch of kidnapping clock golems. Most rounds, it ended in a steamroll either for the cult, or for the crew. In the former case, the cultists would just sit around twiddling their thumbs for 10 minutes, in the latter case, security would bust through and end the cult in 1 minute. Throughout its existence, it was riddled with bugs and other exploits. Examples include:
* The Eminence teleporting maxcaps into the brig
* The crew purposely blowing up the SM to deny power to the cult
* Stargazer spam around the AI sat
* Cogscarab brass replication exploits
Currently the Clockwork Cult is removed from the normal rotation of game modes, albeit the code is still in the game and spawnable by admemes.
|Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Start a steampunk book club and kill all the old-fashioned book clubbers. Invoke a bunch of anime people to summon Ratvar. Make <s>everyone</s> <s>absolutely nobody</s> a few people at /vg/ mad by stealing their antagonist.
!bMedium to <s>Unwinnable</s> Effortless
|-
![[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Overthrow]] [[Overthrow|Syndicate Mutineer]]
|Overthrow ended up being a damn confusing gamemode. Examples include how unclear it was if the other agent teams were working with or against you, or how the points system worked, not to mention the poor wording of the Overthrown AI lawset. Numerous bugs surfaced that didn't all get fixed, and the gamemode ended up being recognized as one of the least-liked gamemodes after a vote was taken.
The mode's future is uncertain.
|Arrive on the station as a Traitor with less gear but the ability to awaken the Syndicate sleeper agent in everybody. Cooperate with other teams to stage the perfect coup (or don't and just fight each other, fuck those guys). Roll up with your posse on a quest to become the most powerful <s>[[Gang]]</s> Syndicate team.
!aHard
|-
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Assimilation]] [[Assimilation|Hivemind Host]]
|Stand around in places and add unwitting humans to your hivemind. Hijack the minds of crewmembers and have them do [[Traitor#Murder 101|the dirty work]] for you. Have a random vessel get implanted and security wailing down on you 30 minutes into the shift.
|Be a conversion stealth antag. Use One Mind and become unstunnable with magic abilities that are only ever fun for yourself.
!aHard
|-
|}

== Special ==

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![[File:Ashwalker.png|link=Lavaland/Space Role]] [[Lavaland/Space Role]]
|Die to ash storms. Die to an asteroid. Die to lava. Die when a Security strike team teleports into your base. Die to a Miner. Die in general.
!bHard
|-
![[File:centcomofficial.png|64px|link=CentCom Official]] [[CentCom Official]]
|Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy. Get killed almost immediately by a random mob. Have you body looted by everyone, including the captain.
!bMedium
|-
![[File:Ian.PNG|64px|link=Ian]] [[Ian]]
|Ass-inspect, eat donuts, get killed, be dragged off to a washing machine and get gibbed. Cause a riot. Try to forget what the HOP does when nobody's looking.
!aImpossible
|-
![[File:Chrono.png|64px|link=Chrono Legionnaire]] [[Chrono Legionnaire]]
|Erase the Clown from time. Accidently erase your objective from time. Erase Adolf Hitler for the 50th time this week. Without a trace!
!bNever Existed
|-
![[File:Highlander.png|64px|link=Highlander]] [[Highlander]]
|<big><big><big>THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE<big><big><big>
!bMedium
|-
![[File:emergencyresponseteamcommander.png|64px|link=Emergency Response Team]] [[Emergency Response Team|Emergency Response Officer]]
|Arrive too late on the station to actually help. Lose the rest of your team, get outnumbered and die. Respawn as a second response team to save the first team.
!bVery Hard
|-
![[File:deathsquadofficer.png|64px|link=Death Squad]] [[Death Squad|Death Squad Officer]]
|Beg for DS, spawn in at CentCom, kill an admin who was trying to tell you your mission, get gibbed, beg for another chance. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶o̶b̶l̶i̶v̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶r̶i̶f̶l̶e̶ laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping and the Clown can't fire your DNA-locked rifle. Shoot the Clown with your Mateba Revolver.
!bHard
|}

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